2004 Reports [Archive] - Page 3

LA Larry

03-17-04, 19:48

Short Trip Report March 2004 Buenos Aires

Part one

Note: I've visted BA a number of times and I am a huge fan of the city. Before delving into my report, I should fill you in a tiny bit about my background so that you can understand what informs my opinions.

I'm from LA. I work for an Multi-national Company. I'm in my mid forties. Recently divorced. And for the last couple of years, I have been "stationed" in Eastern Europe. (Mostly Moscow, Prague, Budapest.). I make a decent salary, spend 80% of my time in large International Hotels, and have a fairly liberal expense account. Therefore, when I hobby, I'm not into negotiating too much with the chicas in so far as price is concerned. (However, I do negotiate what I expect in "la cama"). I mention all this because I probably spent an extra 1000 bucks over the course of three weeks being overly generous with the chicas. My rationale is that its chicken feed to me and it seems to definately make a difference to the girls (and the waiters, cab drivers, concierges, etc). Moreover, without question, the girls perform better when they think they have a potential sugar daddy on the hook. That's an out and out fact. Especially if you rent and apartment in the city (and you tell them that you've been relocated there for a year).

At the time of this writing 200 pesos is around 69 US Dollars. The weather was truly exceptional (compared to Moscow) around 26 C every day with bright sun and low humidity. The evenings were cool but not chilly; sometimes I would wear a light sweater. I never wore a coat. Nor did I ever use the big golf umbrella I packed.

Also--as a test, I decided that I would try an herbal supplement of "horny goat weed plus" distributed by a company called Only Natural Inc. (www.onlynaturalinc.com). Had read about it on the CH board and figured that it was worth a test. I took two tablets a day approx. 2 weeks prior to my trip. And I tried to take 3 tablets per day in Argentina. I also drank a ton of water. IMHO, the stuff really works great. Not as instantly intense as Viagra. But I definitely sensed a significant difference in my performace. Viagra seems to give me instant wood whereas Horny Goat Weed Plus didn't, but once I was hard, I remained hard just like viagra. I also experienced no side affects. Later on in my trip I ran out of the pills and defaulted back to Vitamin V. In the future I will always make this stuff a part of my routine. (I bought the tablets at the chain store "The Vitamin Shoppe" for 8 bucks.)

I flew down to BA on American. Smooth, uneventful flight. (Took some melatonin and slept soundly for at least 6 hours--doubled the recommened dose). Forwhatever reason, I never experience jet lag flying to Argentina on these overnight trips.

At EZE, breezed through customs and was greeted by my driver (arranged by the Four Seasons). Arrived at the Four Seasons in about 25 minutes; no traffic.

This is the first time I have stayed at the FS in BA, but Saint recommended it to me highly and I thank him for the endoresment. The hotel is very plush and the staff is extremely accomodating. I stayed in the tower in a suite that ran me approximately 400 US dollars per night (after two nights I moved on to my rented apartment). Very pricey, but I wanted this trip to be really special.

Anyway, Hit the ground running. Took a quick shower, a long nap, woke around 4pm and made some phone calls to the states and then proceeded directly to Cafe Orleans. There was a smattering of some 12 girls. Mostly 5s with a couple of decent 6s thrown in. Nothing exceptional, But I wasn't expecting anything exceptional (there also were a ton of guys in the joint; something that I had never witnessed before) I called a a buxom gal over who looked exactly like WENDY on the Escorts-Argentina board. Perhaps it was in fact her. Because she looked older than the pics and a tad heavier. In about 5 seconds, I asked her point blank in my terrible spanish, "how much for complete service?" (Kinda hilarious now that I think of it, summoning over a gal, and quickly posing an anal question, but it seemed perfectly acceptable to her--so there you are!) Anyhow, the buxom Wendy look alike demurs and says that she doesn't do that. We part company and I decide to take it on the arches.

Like a fiend, I scurry up Florida street (its around 5pm now) and the pedestrain only shopping district is agog with people rushing home. At Tucaman street I make a left turn and to my dismay, I discover that the old reliable establishment above the lingerie store is bolted shut. (Is is closed down for good?)

Now more determined than ever, I turn back around and hit Cutty Sark. (a veritable funeral parlor at 5:15pm; three girls sitting on couches, and no bartender. I quickly bolt and go into a new bar next door to Cutty Sark called LADIES with a door man out front. DO NOT PATRONIZE THIS DUMP. The three girls they employed there were unacceptable and they had the balls to charge me 20 pesos for a water sin gas. Its a rip off joint. You've been warned.

I decide that Orleans is my best bet so I high tail it back. Storm right in and choose immediately a 26 year old spinner from Medellian Columbia by the name of Laura (lives here with her daughter and mother). Laura must be no taller than 5 feet. She isn't beautiful but she is very cute and sexy. I would rate her fairly as a 6 with nice little b cups, a nice ass, tight stomach. Black curly hair.

We hustle around the corner to the Horizonte Hotel and take a room on the 6th floor for 40 pesos. The girl proceeds to give me an incredible GFE. She initiates DFK in the elevator. She's happy as a clam. Laughing, Caressing me, squeezing my balls, etc.

Inside the room, we shower together and she proceeds to give me an incredible BBBJ with 90% deep throating. Incredible technique. (If my ex wife could suck dick like her, we'd still be married; I'm not being facetious). The actual sex was fine but Laura is built very small and you can't really get a good pounding in. So, no worries, I asked her to finish me off with her "boca". She happily obliged with a toe curling suck job that rivaled some of the best I've ever received. She jerked me off all over her mouth and then rubbed the jiz all over her face like a true porn star. FANTASTIC! (VIVA BUENOS AIRES!)

After cleaning up, for some reason, I wanted to got back to my hotel and rest up for the nights activity in Recoleta clubs. TOTAL COST OF LAURA FROM ORLEANS 200pesos plus 40 for the hotel. (She would have stayed for multiple rounds)

MORE TO COME LATER.

Jaimito Cartero

03-17-04, 19:55

MM, it's sad to hear about the waiter/hustler at Hook. I had a lot of good times there, and never had any fake money or hustle whatsoever. Guys like this will only drive good customers away. I'd go in there with the other two guys and confront the owner with this info.

I've never been ripped off for more than a few pesos from a bartender (who seemed to think they should take the tip out themselves), but I remember what I and the girl drink.

Jaimito Cartero

03-17-04, 20:02

LA - Well I'm sure you might get some extra service, but it has a tendancy to make all the girls ask for more. They figure that all gringos have a lot of money. This is one reason that I always negotiate price before I leave. One of the reasons why BA is so attractive to come to is that most of the country is affordable. Apartments, food and chicas.

I haven't pulled from Excedra, but I think 100-150 is average. I should ask the masters, Exon or El Raton.

Saint

03-17-04, 20:20

LA Larry,

Glad you are having fun. It's hard to do BA wrong huh? You're living it up in style! The Four Seasons is awesome. I told you! I'm glad it's all working out. I want to thank you again as your series of initial reports 2 years ago helped convince me to go to Buenos Aires. Do you ever go back and read the old reports? It's kind of fun to reminisce the first couple trips. Eh?

I hope your apartment works out great. I told you that you had nothing to worry about with the big deposit you put down. I'm glad it's working out for you.

Congratulations on your divorce. I remember reading you might get divorced. I'm sure you got hit as hard as I did (maybe worse). Once you survive a divorce and shelling out all that money you can make it through anything in life.

I'm looking forward to reading more of your reports. I'm planning on hitting Eastern Europe this summer so maybe we can share a drink and talk about our favorite city. Take it easy amigo.

Saint

P.S. Yeah, the nicer places add up and aren't cheap but you can't take money with you when you're in the ground. Ha, ha. Glad you're living it up. You only live once.

LA Larry

03-18-04, 01:11

Hey Saint! Everything worked out great with the apartment and the Four Seasons. As always thanks for all your great info. (I'm really itching to get back to Columbia after reading your reports.)

Also--big thanks to Moondog for his great guidance.

PART TWO: RECOLETA AND AMATUERS

First night in BA I was intent on hitting all my favorite clubs in Recoletta, figuring to see some old stalwarts and some new faces. After my excellent experience with Laura from Orleans, I cabbed it back to the Four Seasons. Lounged around in my boxers. Took a long soak in the tub. Then got dressed and walked to the main tourist area of Recoleta around 9ish.

The weather was truly superb. Like something out of postcard. I ended up trying a place that was new to me on that main carless drag (where the Etoile is located). The restaurant's name was Lola and the fare was above average. (I normally don't like eating in this area as it reminds me of a tourist trap but since it was such a damn pleasant evening--and i wanted to hit the clubs earlier rather than later, I subcombed to the restaurants charms. I dined solo and read the Buenos Aires Herald and Clarin. The meal for one that included a bottle of wine and three courses came to 44 pesos. Not bad, eh?

It was now getting close to 11pm so I decided to check my email in the underground internet center next door to Newports. And around 11:30 I ambled over to Madajos for my first taste of the recoleta club scene in several months.

On this the club had approximately 20 chicas working. 15 of them were not really up to my standards (i would have happily banged any of them, but the truth is when you're in one of these clubs you're really fishing for something extraordinary. After about 45 minutes of spying the talent I grab hold of a very tan skinny gal, age 24, with what appears to be legitimate C cups and very attractive face. I would conservative rate her as a 7--probably the prettiest girl in the club on this night. She had the look of a Jersey Italian chick from my college days down the shore. She said her name was Barbara. And after talking for a good ten minutes I bought her a drink. She asked me where I was staying and I told her that I just relocated to BA for 6 months and that I was moving into an apartment in a day. But tonight I was staying at a regular hotel.

This chica seemed a bit professional to me. She didn't come across anywhere nears as warm as my Columbian from earlier in the day, but this one was much hotter and I wanted to test drive as many hotties as possible on this trip.

So with no futher ado, I negotiated 3 hours for $250 pesos with the promise of a propina if she performed well.

We leave the club and are back at my regular hotel in 5 minutes in a cab. The girl immediate perks up when she sees the hotel. And when we enter my suite all of the hardness melts away. She feels the need to confirm the fib I told her about staying in BA for six months. "yes, mi amor, its the god's honest truth".

I run the shower. Hand her a towel and nicely direct her into the shower. Afterwhich, I do the same. And then we get down to business.

We start with an above average BBBJ. She has a tiny mouth, and does a little too much shaft licking for my tastes. After only 5 minutes, I decide to get down to some straight humping. She puts the rubber on with her mouth and I enter her missionary style. PROBLEMO NUMERO UNO. Barbara won't allow me to really nail her. She keeps her hips angled away from me so that I can't really deeply enter her. What's more, she won't let me bend her legs back.

I request doggie and its more of the same. She's pretty tight and she keeps up the "protect the snatch game". I then have her climb on top of me and she rides me very tentatively.

Finally I ask to finish me off with her mouth. This request she meets with a bit of what I perceived to be aggravation.

I take the condom off and she proceeds with her below average skills. I coach her to use her hands and she finally gets me off with a yank job that made me wish I had repeated with my columbian spinner from Orleans.

An hour has passed and I have no desire to try to repeat with this girl. She isn't mean. She just isn't into getting slammed in bed. And quite frankly, I really want to ram these girls. I don't want to make love to them. NOTE TO SELF: choose bigger girls next time.

I ask Barbara to leave (its around 1AM by now) and she seems shocked that I don't want her to stay. She quickly dresses and leaves without a propina. She asks for taxi fare back to the club. (And I tell her that the fare was 2.30 and she laughs at my excellent point).

I consider calling in some snapper from Clarin but decide to call it night.

DAY TWO

Today I make a vow to myself that I am going to proposition ten hot chicks that work in the stores of Florida street. I ve always been a firm believer in the numbers game and when I was in college, I used to hit everything that moved with a high degree of success. (Sure 7 out of 10 girls would tell me to piss off, but the 3 that said yes usually were wild sluts).

Anyway, I breakfast at the FS and head down to Flordia street around 11:30 am.
I won't bore you with the details of my exploits, but it took me a while to find ten chicas to proposition. Many of the girls in the stores where a bit too young, others were a tad too middle-class to picked up by a gringo business man with little spanish. Needless to say, I completed my task around 1pm and was outrightly rejected by 5 girls....4 girls seemed flattered by my overtures but our language barrier prevented me putting in the kill. And 1 girl that worked in a lingerie store seemed like a full-blown player. She gave me here telephono number and we made a date for that night. (her name was Noemi and she was around 32; very tall; big knockers and a healthy ass; she probably was 20 lbs overweight and had a small tummy. But her face was very sexy and tan.)

That afternoon, I went back to the FS and had a date with the famous escort Sandra (Escorts-Argentina). This was the first time that I've seen her. On previous trips, she was never reachable. I negotiated two hours at 300 pesos. She arrived promptly and looked great. She's probably 35 years old but sexy as hell. And her skills are excellent as is her personality. The two hours went by like a flash because we talked a great deal. If she wasn't a pro, I would enjoy having her as a regular girlfriend. As it was, I made an appointment for her to visit me at my new apartment wth one of her girlfriends later in the week.

That night, I took my amatuer Noemi from the lingerie store to dinner in Palermo Soho at restaurant whose name escapes me in the famous circle plaza with all the other restaurants. Very fun area with young kinds in their twenties. After dinner we went for a drink at a pretentious club that reminded me of a Russian cum Miami lounge. It was called Public. The girl new it well. And we set in the back of the restaurant in the garden (two tables only). Most of the night was exhausting because of my lack of spanish. Luckily for me she did most of the talking in the form of statements that didn't require my responses. And thankfully most of her statements contained words that I understood so that I could generally follow the gist of her talk, if not the complete ideas. Every now and then, I would ask her a simple quesion. But I must say that its pretty tough dragging out a meal without a translator with a regular girl.

Be that as it may, at a certain point the booze kicked in and I simply reached over and felt her breast while we sipped wine in the garden at public. She didn't slap my face. So I took this as a sign to kiss her. She went along with this so I asked her to accompany back to my hotel for a drink. She looked at me with a knowing smile and agreed. We cab it back for around 5 pesos, and up in my suite I'm thinking that this girl is probably a semi-pro or at the least an opportunistic free-lancer. But my jadded world view was off this time.

She was legitimate amatuer. And she would only make out with me. And anytime I would place her hand on my shlong she would laugh and pull away and say "too soon!"

After an hour of playing this high school game she could sense that was getting frustrated. And in fact, I tried to bring the evening's silly farce to an end. Here she surprised me and finally relented to fucking me. But it was really a blah experience with a woman that I felt remorse for afterwards. She really was looking for a boyfriend and I had deceived her. To make matters worse, later on, to assuage my guilty conscience I offered her taxi fare (100 pesos; pretending that I didn't have change--and she bristled; highly insulted that I thought she was a puta)

I would have been wiser calling up 6 hardened hookers from clarin than wasting this woman's time.

I packed her off with promises (more lies) to call her soon and went to bed after draining the mini-bar of scotch. No amount of booze could wipe away my guilt. For whatever reason, this woman really depressed me. Life (and men) had run her through the mill and she was destined to always be a victim.

NEXT REPORT: MY APARTMENT & A DUPLA FROM THE NEW PLAYWOMAN

Jaimito Cartero

03-18-04, 05:24

Larry, I have a quick question, and it's not meant to be a smart ass one. Why would you need to lie to a pro? You're paying more than top dollar, and they know you're there to screw. What difference does it make to lie to them, other than they'll quickly think that all guys will lie about any and everything. (They probably have that opinion anyway.)

I understand that sometimes if you're looking to hook up with a non-pro that you're not going to tell her that you're there banging anything decent that moves.

LA Larry

03-18-04, 12:59

Jaimito,

Lying to a pro (about how long I am staying in a given city) has always resulted in me receiving better service. No question about it.

The chica looks at you as a potential regular client (wealthier than the locals) and therefore goes the extra mile to please you.

Why would anyone tell a professional chica that they are getting on a plane in two hours?

Friendly regards,

LA Larry

MoonDog

03-18-04, 13:37

LA Larry said,

why would anyone tell a professional chica that they are getting on a plane in two hours?
To be honest with the girl.

Moondog

Andres

03-18-04, 14:50

About lying or not to girls on living as a local.

This is an interesting topic. While I was liveing outside Argentina, I almost never mentioned that I came as a tourist BEFORE the session. Since I mingle myself seamlessly with the local crowd, no girl would ask me if I came from abroad, and therefore they would consider me as a potential repeater.

If I were a foreigner, I wouldn't know what attitude to take. On one hand, I would like to make the most from my visit and therefore tear down any barrier that girls may put to get a good service. On the other hand, lying can backfire, because of word of mouth among girls, which can damage the own reputation in clubs.

Andres

Chica Seeker

03-18-04, 15:12

I am now a number of days into my first BA trip and I thought that it was time to share a few of my experiences.

Roxanna had booked Libia, Romyna, Patricia and Alexia for me for my first few days and in that order. There is not much that I can add to other poster´s observations of these four except to say that I would recommend them all. I found Romyna, Patricia and Alexia to all be true GFE with Romyna and Patricia to be the most sexually intense and Alexia not far behind. Guys, I am not a breast man but Alexia could turn me into one damn fast. She has the most incredible set of natural breasts I have seen in a long while. Libia was less of a GFE for me but I understand that YMMV.

She is a very pretty girl and the experience was still well worth it.

I also paid a visit to 1707 Sante Fe and told Sylvia that I had heard of Jackson´s misadventure and that I didn't want to see Barbara. There were 5 girls in the lineup that were all great. Paola immediately caught my attention when she kissed me on the lips instead of the cheek as the others and so I thought that I would give her a go for a 45 minute session. Her service was great. DFK, DATY, BBBJ, multi positions etc. She also offers completo for additional pesos but I didn´t partake. Perhaps on the next visit.

I also linked up with Rosa Maria of Cattos for a good experience for 180 pesos for a couple of hours. She is a cute petite blonde with a slim waist and nice derriere. She is very friendly and playful and even paid for the cab to the hotel. Unfortunately, her equipment is petite as well and it was "no mas" after a limited time of vigorous sexo. She was good enough to offer her mouth to finish the job.

I'll sign off now as I am going to pay a visit to 1965 Corrientes this afternoon and will give up the details on that tomorrow along with a not so good experience that I had with a chica from Affaire Recoleta the other night.

Hi Chica Seeker,

Thanks,

Jackson

One Tree Hill

03-18-04, 16:20

St Patricks day event:

Thousands in the streets for blocks near Killkenny Pub. It was unbelievable. Literally several thousand people. The nonpro action was near the melting point.

Met up with El Duque and Flexible Horn and of course D Rock.
Got a number from a very cute chica and date set up for tonight.
The bonus is that she is studying to be an english teacher! Perfecto!

Have I mentioned that I love this place yet?!

Wish me luck on my nonrpo. But if all else fails...boliches here I come!

LA Larry

03-18-04, 16:37

Moondog and Andres

Re: Lying.

Your points are well taken about the need for honesty. But I still maintain that my need for exceptional service outweighs any potential problems caused by lying to a chica about how long I am staying in the city.

Moreover, the very nature of the relationship between client and provider is such that virtually nothing that occurs within these bonds is 100% truthful.

Girls lie about their age, their children, their pimps, their boyfriends, the number of years they have been working, etc....They will say whatever is necessary and whatever they think we want to hear to extract the most amount of money from a client (GENERALLY SPEAKING; there are always exceptions. And I will be the first to admit spending time with chicas who seemed to be telling the honest truth even if it casts them in an unfavorable light).

We mongers typically lie about other girls we sleep with, what we do in our off hours, etc. I know some mongers that lie to girls about taking viagra. I know other mongers that remove their wedding rings when hobbying.

Lies are an accepted part of the game. And since neither party has an emotional investment, the duplicity is harmless and unquestionably pays dividends.

As silly as it sounds, even a jaded bastard like myself likes to hear the girl say that she's only been working for a couple of weeks. I also like to hear her lie and say that she thinks I'm very handsome. That I have a big johnson. That I am a terrific lover, etc.

In my book, as long as the lies don't intentionally hurt someone. Then I'm all for fibbing my ass off.

In the perfect world, chicas would provide exceptional service to whomever pays them their rate regardless of how long they are in town. And we would have no reason to deploy strategies to ensure service.

Exon123

03-18-04, 16:41

Exon Reporting : --- He,He,He I just finished drilling Fabiana for the second time today . Its 3:30 pm and I have the rest of the day to just fuck off and do nothing. One must "Live The Life", He,He,He --- Exon

Exon123

03-18-04, 17:23

Exon Reporting : OK Mongers I Need Your Help. So any Mongers that are in country, I.E. Buenos Aires, please read. Here comes the story.

As it turns out Roberta from Cafe Orleans leads a double life, as we all do. Seems she run's her own Comedar. Yea I know, what the fuck is a Comedar. Well its a soup kitchen, a charity, just like the one Jackson run's, with the money donated by the Mongers on our Argentina board.

Roberta feeds some 80 childern a day out in the Provincea, every day. She invited Roxana and I out to her house the other day, after I finished screwing her, for a look around. And, well I got Roxana on the phone so nothing would be too chance in the inturpation, and the story came out. Out in the Provincea Roberta is as straight as a string, not a working girl or escort as that type of thing is not looked upon with good favor out there. Its for that reason Roberta does not want me to come alone out there. I can have a girl friend or even better a bunch of guy's, but not alone.

Roberta is going to send a Remis, (private Car), to my apartment Saturday morning about 11:00 am with instructions to her address.

OK guy's I need some stand up Mongers that want to have a look. Theres really no down side to this and the real reward is you'll get to meet one of the sweets girls Ive ever met anywhere. Plus the fact as Ive posted before, the very best bedroom skills I've ever encountered.

So If Any Of You Guy's Are Interested Please PM me. Thanks For Your Help In Advance.

Exon

Slight correction: WSG Charities, Inc. is not a comedore, we support comedores by giving them grants to purchase food, and with the recent largess of an unnamed contributor, we are buying new gas ovens for five of the comedores that are currently on our Approved Beneficiary list.

Exon, if you want to add Roberta's comedore to the Approved List, then you need to call me. We have an Inspection Report that you complete during your visit, and a Grant Application that she completes for our records. Assuming everything is legitimate, we can add her comedor to the list to receive monthly $250 peso grants.

Unfortunately, I cannot join you on Saturday as I have an appointment with an aspiring porn star on Saturday afternoon.

Thanks,

Jackson

Dickhead

03-18-04, 18:59

I just came from Andrés' recommended apartment, Maipú 429, piso 5, cuarto 5. A great place. Here's the setup: Ring bell and get buzzed up. Madam takes you into a bedroom and the parade starts. Mine comprised 7 chicas, 3 light skinned, 3 brown skinned, and one negra. 6 of the 7 were doable for me. I would say 2 7s (including the negra), 4 6s but one seemed drunk or fucked up or just loca, and one 5 with high mileage. Madam quoted 50 the half hour and 80 the hour 'completo' which is not an issue for me. Andrés said 100 the hour, I think, but I am much younger and better looking. Oh, wait; no I'm not.

Selected one of the sevens and went to another apartment on the same floor. Apartment has tasteful lighting, a mirror, music, and no Jacksonian hanging bare light bulbs. The bedroom is large. However the mattress did keep sliding off the bed which was distracting. Some nice touching and feeling, then CBJ and MPCFS with a doggie finish. Then you can leave immediately without going back to the original apartment.

Some things I liked: Large selection. Madam offered me a cold beer (unfortunately Quilmes but the price was right). And, I only had a 100 and did not get any of this 'we don't have change' bullshit. The chica handed me my change on our way from the one apartment to the other.

Minuses: No real kissing allowed. The CBJ was quite good but was C and not BB. I always leave that up to the chica as she is the one taking the risk. Whatever she's comfortable with.

Highly recommended overall. Also, I rode up in the elevator with a local guy and he said it was the best place in town. So, for those participating in the 1707 boycott (or anyone, really), check it out.

Also went back to Güemes 3221 the other day and Salomé (aka Yael on some web sites) was still there for those who require BBBJ. However, price had increased to 100 the hour. The fat madam has lost some weight and both were glad to see El Toro.

Thank You, DH!

Exon, Stormy, Flexable Horn: Are you taking notes?

Jackson

MoonDog

03-18-04, 20:03

LA Larry said:

In the perfect world, chicas would provide exceptional service to whomever pays them their rate regardless of how long they are in town. And we would have no reason to deploy strategies to ensure service.
They always do, regardless of how long the length of stay, and some have been friends for many years. That is the reason to tell them the truth, as I want their friendship.

Moondog

Chica Seeker

03-18-04, 20:38

The Stubborn Chica

I paid my first visit to Affaire Recoleta on Monday night and was impressed with the place although it is kind of high pressure in a nice way. I was approached by a chica as soon as I sat down and after some small talk she pulls her breasts out of her bra to show that they are not enhanced. She then pulls her skirt up at the back and starts giving me a lap dance and then pulls her thong down at the back. She wanted me to leave with her right away and I should have gone. However, she was average looking and I wanted to have a few more encounters before making a decision.

As soon as she left another came over and then another etc. I didn't get as high a mileage from the others as the first one but there was a lot of gropping, kissing etc. Had a lot of fun with two chicas who wanted me to join them at a love hotel for some hot action. (As you may have guessed there were few customers that night and many chicas.)

There were a few cute chicas but they wouldn't budge on their price of 200 p. Finally, a very average looking chica approaches and she starts her art of seduction. She agrees to 150 p with everything on the menu including sexy photos.

We arrive back at the Dazzler where I am staying and I take her to the desk to sign in. However, she says that she doesn't have any ID and doesn't provide her name, id number, nothing! This made me a bit suspicious but the nightclerk didn't seem concerned so I took her up to the room.

At first things are fine. She allows me to take 3 pictures fully clothed but won't remove any clothing unless she is paid up front. There is a complete change of attitude on her part. I have paid up front on 2 occassions in the past with club girls and they were both disasters. I decide I am not going to repeat those experiences with her. I show her the money but she won't budge. She is still sitting there with her hand out. At this point I've lost interest so I show her the door. She says she is not leaving until she gets her money. I offer to pay her 20 p for the photos and the cab back to Affaire. She is having none of it.

I call the front desk to send someone up to remove her. The clerk tells her to leave but she isn't budging. (At this point I am glad that I made the decision to stay in a hotel instead of an apartment.) I also can't believe that this chica still thinks that she has bargaining power in the circumstances.

The Clerk finally loses patience and grabs her and physically removes her from the room with her yelling and screaming all the way. I close the door but can hear that he and another clerk take another 5 minutes to get her in the elevator. Finally silence! I don't think that I was very popular with the other guests on the floor that night!

I believe that the name that she gave me was Kathy but I'm not 100% on that as I may have mixed her name up with one of the others that I had talked to earlier and I did have a bit too much to drink. However, she does have a tatoo of a flying heart above her left breast. I plan on going back to Affaire and will post if I find her name to be something else.

Hi Chica Seeker,

We've all been there, dude.

First, you need to learn enough Spanish to tell the girls that you want to look around first before you decide. Because they sensed that you didn't have the combination of language skills / experience, they did what I call "a train" on you wherein they just keep coming at you one after another until you gave in. If you're ever out with me you'll observe that the chicas know to keep their distance until I invite them over.

Second, the top price in Affaire is $150ar, with an oocassional exception for a top-notch dancer. The girls pushing 200ar on you were also pushing the limit.

Third, you were also right: NEVER PAY FIRST! Of course, if it was me I'd have grabbed the chica by the hair and physically dragged her out the door, but I assume that you thought this to be a bit too rough.

One thing I also do in these rare situations, I go immediately back to the bar and tell them what happened and what your problem was. Otherwise, the chica is back there telling all the other chicas what a bad man you are. I know all the people at Affaire, and Guillermo, the door man, who speaks English, would have listened to your complaint, and then asked you to accompany him into the club and point out the chica, upon which he would have had a conversation with her on the subject. One complaint won't get a chica barred from working in a club, but multiple complaints and she's history.

Jackson

Exon123

03-18-04, 23:11

I'd never set foot in 1707 Santa Fe again for the rest of my life if it were not for Jessica. Its not about the management Jackson, its about the pussy. Maybe we can all pull together as Mongers and find Jessica another higher paying job. I know by information and belief that Stormy would go for it in a heart beat. Just a suggestion --- Exon

Dickhead

03-19-04, 14:00

I planned to take a night off from the clubs last night and rest , as did Stormy, so we decided to meet for dinner. But the Mouse was there too and he reminded me of two important points:

1) He PROMISED he would leave in just a few days, and
2) You can rest when you're dead!

So it was off to Catto's. I remembered Casey Stengel's words: 'It's not drinking and chasing pussy that runis my ballplayers; it's staying out all night DOING it.'

Therefore I bought Agostina two chica drinks and me one drink and hauled her back to the hotel as quickly as possible. I am giving her blow job lessons and she is improving. She didn't leave quite as big of a cum stain on the quilt this time. I like her.

Oh well, off to lunch. Nuevo Estilo tonight.

Flexible Horn

03-19-04, 16:38

Nearly 3 weeks into my trip and things are just getting better and better, sometimes I have to take a step back and pinch myself, I hope heavens as good as this place.
CHICA CHASER I have taken 6-7 girls from Affaire, but I to had a bad one. I did a little detective work and it turns out she is a 100% lesbian, she works with her sister and girl friend there (maybe your Kathy was one of these 3)
Tonight Friday, a crowd of us are heading over to Nuevo Estilo so any mongers in town want to join One tree Hill, D Rock, El Duque, and myself please feel free to join us.
Jackson I take note of your suggestion for Maipu 429, but I do enjoy a good snog while im in the middle of some action.
Thursday myself and four others had a nice meal in one of those many restaurants along by my hotel Etoile, what made it a good night was not only the company but the live entertainment, excellent. After we slipped into New Ports for a drink and to check for talent. D Rock was the 1st to leave and headed over to Hook.
The remaining four of us headed over to Madahos, a table was cleared directly in front of the stage for us and the chicas kept on coming. As we where leaving New Ports I had noticed a girl I had not seen in there on my travels and as I looked at the girls in Madahos I new I had to go back to New ports for that girl.
Yes you guessed she had gone, some lucky guy was grinding into her as I looked for her. Still its not all bad there where four girls in there I have previously taken out trying to make it a repeat. Im the type who likes to explore new talent unless the previous experience was exceptional. Then a young (21) Hale Berry look alike cathes my eye and comes over, price and time agreed off we go to the Etoile..........I LOVE BA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LA Larry

03-19-04, 17:13

REPORT CONT.

After two luxurious nights @ the Four Seasons, I moved into my apartment in Barrio Parque on Avenida Liberatador. IMHO this is the best neighborhood in BA; the area where a number of Embassy Mansions are located. It doesn't see the tourist crowd that Recoleta does. And to my knowledge there is only one chica club (PLAY WOMAN) but the action in Recoleta is only a 3.5 peso cab ride away. So no biggie. Besides, I am wild about this neighborhood. Tree-lined streets, outdoor cafes, little shops -- reminds me of the best of Paris, Barcelona. PERFECTLY SAFE with cops on patrol constantly.

I move into my fully furnished apartment building 17th floor, 1 bedroom, fully furnished 1 bedroom, balcony. Pool & gym in the building. 24 hour doorman--the rate was $840 US Dolllars for 12 days--a little pricey from the stand point of BA norms (I could probably get the same place for $300 US per month if I was staying longer). But I have to say that it was an incredible bargain (compared to the 400 beans i was shelling out at the Four Seasons). Plus, I had a chance to fully integrate my self into the fabric of BA's most upscale neighborhood.

The first thing I do in the new apartment is to order up an escort. I was itching to break the place in, so I made a ton of phone calls to targets on Playtynum and Escorts Argentina. To no avail. Finally I remember that Saint recommended that you could "take out" chicas from 1707 Santa Fe. So I hop in a cab and 5 minutes later I am dropped in front of the building that houses the now infamous establishment. (Note the area that surrounds this house, is lined with shopping stores, tons of pedestrians, extremely safe. And BTW there is a CITIBANK a couple of blocks south of the 1707 house on Santa Fe.

Anyway, I enter the building after ringing the bell outside (number 3) and am buzzed in after giving my name. I take the elevator up to the third floor and forget to shut the elevator door properly.

The curly haired blonded madam opens the door and scolds me on effing up the elevator. I tell her sorry and she softens a tad. And admits that there are not elevators like this in the US.

The apartment itself is rather old feeling. Dimly lit. Not exaclt seedy, but rather lived in looking. I am led through the main parlor room to a smaller room and told to sit on a couch. The madam disappears and I am introduced to around 5 girls:

I remembered liking the looks of three of the girls

Barbara (a solid 7)
Jimena (?) a solid 6.5
and
Pamela a 6.9 (tan skin which I love, around 25 years old; fairly tall with between b cups and c cups.

I choose Pamela because she seemed like the sexiest and arrranged it with the Madam to take her back to my apartment for 2 hours for 250 pesos. (perhaps I could have gotten her for less, but I wasn't in the mood to negotiate.)

Pamela changes and we cab it back to me new spalsh pad. Breeze by the doorman and elevator it up to the 17th floor.

Upstairs we talk a bit. I offer her a coke and we soon get down to bizness. She is a pretty sweet girl. Not overly warm. But we barely know each other at this point, so I can't really blame her.

We get down to the sex and she immediately reaches for the condom. I ask her to not use it. She counters with an additional fee and I agree without even totally understanding what the exact amount would be (I fully intended to tip her, so the extra cost would be absorbed by the tip).

The sex was fine. She too tried to keep from getting really blasted (wouldn't allow me to bend her legs over her head). But them something strange happened. She started to really get into the missionary sex (almost against her will) and soon I felt her vagina tighten into spasms as she orgasmed. This actually made me come as well--and for the first time in what seems like years -- I didn't run the girl through a series of positions. I must have come in under 5 minutes of thrusting. STRANGE!

Afterwards, Pamela warmed up big-time and asked me a million questions that I couldn't answer. She claimed to not have a boyfriend or any children. And I think she said that she lived in the Congresso section.

We went another round which was enjoyable but not earth shattering. So far the best sexual experience had been with Sandra. (And the best BBBJ was with the Columbiana from Orleans Laura).

Pamela was fun but I probably would not be fantasizing about her. (I found myself thinking about Little Laura's exceptional blow job skills quite often, oddly).

Anyway--After two hours I ship Pamela off with a 50 peso tip and take a long soak in the tub.

That night I went to Playwoman (I remember when Playwoman was located behind the cemetary in Receoleta--it was there that I picked up the breast enhanced Paola and had a pretty wild session; was wondering if she was still in the bizness)

I had dinner first by my lonesome at nice cafe on the corner from Playwoman -- an upscale joint called Dandy on Ave Libertador (a place that I would eat it several times over my trip).

And at around 11:30 pm I stroll into Playwoman and instantly see a total hottie with silky black hair and big fake tits that had to be DDs. She also had a tight body with no fat.

Instantly I smile at her invite her over. (her name was Gracel) I tell her point blank that I want her for the whole night and we order some drinks. After chatting her girlfriend comes over and offers herself into our equation. I say fine but only if they are into lesbianic activities. They begin to kiss each other then and there. (Something that I had never witnessed in BA before!).

20 minutes later we're strollin g back to my apartment. The doorman gives me a firendly look and the rest is history.

I had done a 50mg of V in the bathroom of Playwoman and was ready to conquer the world. The two girls got naked and performed a semi-credible lesbian show. And then proceeded to service me (sin condom) with a fantastic two girl hum job.

The first session last for over an hour and I really ran the mileage up on both girls. They looked obliterated after I finally came by fucking Dani from behind.

I had negotiated for them to stay the night. But my eyes were bigger than my stomach. I also didn't really feel like making pillow talk with two girls while I waited to reload -- so to my own surprise, I asked them both to leave after only one session. (The price for two girls for around hour and half--full blown PSE, dual blow job, fucking between their tits, every position imaginable and the the lesbian show came out to a grand total of 600 pesos -- which was for the entire night, mind you. I honored the rate even though they spent no longer than 2 hours and 15 minutes with me.

After they left, I called up a LOLITA from clarin for 80 pesos an hour so the ad said. I made it clear to the girl on the phone that I wanted a girl who was no older than 23 and that I would be checking their iD.

Bueno -- at 3AM a 21 year old girl from Rosario entered my apartment by the name of Yesenia. Not pretty. Not ugly. She was nuetral. Best attribute was her lips which seemed siliconed. Anyhow, She went wild for the apartment and performed admirably in la cama offering up her cola before I even entered her pussy (gotta love these girls).

At around 4AM I shot an enormous load in the young Yesenia's face while she jerked and sucked me off. GREAT VALUE AT 80 pesos. Of course I threw in a nice propina. And then collapsed in the sack alone and slept to noon.

NEXT REPORT: BAIT AND SWITCH ESCORT!!!

Mickey Mouse

03-19-04, 17:45

OK Guys, here is the update on Hook's:
As some of you know, I have a couple special friends whom I have met over the last year and a half that I keep close to my vest for afternoon delights. One in particular I have known for a year now and has exceptional knowledge of Hook's and its' workings. I can not tell you her name for obvious reasons, but we met yesterday afternoon for a few hours which included a discussion of monday night's dilemna. This is what I was told:
1. There are 2 Jefe's, the Argentine is named Pablo and is very "Mal".
2. The event (double charging because we paid as we went then I was presented with La Cuenta when leaving) happened as stated and this is not the first time it has happened.
3. The waiter "does not" do anything he is not told!
4. They target foreigners with this trick!
The bottom line is the "House" double charged me for our (DH, Stormy, Chicas and my) drinks when I was the last to leave (by 10 minutes) with my chica. I had no receipts and my efforts at the truth were fruitless.
We (DH, Stormy and myself) will be returning early tomorrow night to confront the owner and give him a chance to make good on the hustle. I'll let you know what happens.
A suggestion to all: When you patronize Hooks (or any Boliche/Club), just mention it to whomever is serving you and the management if possible. Make sure you keep track of your (and chicas) drinks and get a receipt if you pay as you go! As usual, if they realize how many of us are aware of the situation, things may be different next time.
On a different note, this trip has been great! New friends, new adventures and I probably will be crawling when I get back on the plane to return home, but isn't that what BA is all about?
MM

Mickey Mouse

03-19-04, 18:03

An additional note about Hooks: during my time with my friend she also mentioned that many foreigners were all of a sudden holding up their money when they received change and looking it over very carefully, she didn't know why. I told her that a friend had said that they received Counterfeit money as change when in Hooks. I asked her if this was possible, she said YES!
I think it's inportant to let them know we are many friends and are always watching. Keep it up, they will get the message!
MM

Jaimito Cartero

03-19-04, 19:43

MM, that's the great thing about having a proactive membership base on the WSG. Most of us are not going to stand for getting ripped off. A member posts the info here, and within a day or two are all checking their pesos in Hook!

Do any of your closely held chicas have their own clothing stores yet? ;) Sorry I'm going to be missing you. I'll be in BA in 11 days.

Chica Seeker

03-19-04, 20:38

Based on other members recommendations, I decided to pay my first visit to 3221 Guemes, Apt 2A at about 4:00 this afternoon. At first I thought that I had the wrong place because they wouldn't buzz me in. However, a woman soon came down to let me in and took me up in the elevator. I was expecting to be shown photos of the chicas as was mentioned by others on the board, but as it turned out there was only one available to see me as the other 2 were occupied (probably by two of you).

The name of the one that was available was Jade. I found her quite attractive and friendly and discovered that she was 19 years old and that this was only her third day on the job! I like them fresh when I can find them and so off we go. The price is 100 pesos for the hour.

She allowed me to take some sexy photos on the condition that they were for my eyes alone and I agreed. Sorry guys but yesterday I got a great shot of Lorena's magnificent ass (1965 Corrientes) which I will post in a week when I get home.) I just bought a minolta dimage Xt digital camera and it is so small that it fits into a shirt pocket. I take it everywhere. Anyway, I digress, now back to Jade.

It is hard to believe that this is only her third day on the job. She is very passionate and gives me one of the better bbbjs that I have had since my arrival here and I haven't had a bad one yet. She gives great deep throat. I go south on her for about 10 minutes or so and now she is really reved up. She has a powerful orgasm and now we are on to the main event which was great in various positions. She loves to watch it all in the mirror at the foot of the bed. Finished with a nice bbbjtc. She asked in a very cute way if I thought she deserved a tip and I agreed and gave her an additional 20 p.

She explained to me that she got into the business in order to save enough money to buy a bar. (It looks like she is going to be around for a long time.) I told her that I would send some of my friends down to help her with the down payment. Hopefully some of you will pay Jade a visit.

It turns out that she

Luv Ass

03-19-04, 21:27

Wanted to give back a report for all the great information I have received here about BA. Thanks everyone and Jackson for such a great site. Was here recently and had a great experience with Aixa. If you are into anal as much as I am, she is good at it and really LOVES it. In fact, she actually prefers it as well as having two guys. She arrived to my hotel promptly and we chatted about her being a dancer (her english is very good). Then she went into the bathroom and came out dressed in some very sexy lingerie and then began one of the best GFE's I have ever had. Very deep BBBJ, DFK, DATY then into some tight anal, riding on top so I could see my dick going in and out of her ass. I gave her a good pounding and she absolutely loved it. After we chatted some more I did another pop in her ass - at her request. She wasn't a clockwatcher and was good company after. She told me she is bi and has a friend that she does 3somes with but I didn't have a chance to try this time. She works out but has a child so her breasts needs some work (she'll be getting a new ones soon) but she makes up for it in GFE and being very wild in bed. You can see her on areavip's website.

Luv Ass

03-19-04, 21:35

Wanted to give back a report for all the great information I have received here about BA. Thanks everyone and Jackson for such a great site. Was here recently and had a great experience with Aixa. If you are into anal as much as I am, she is good at it and really LOVES it. In fact, she actually prefers it as well as having two guys. She arrived to my hotel promptly and we chatted about her being a dancer(her english is very good). Then she went into the bathroom and came out dressed in some very sexy lingerie and then began one of the best GFE's I have ever had. Very deep BBBJ, DFK, DATY then into some tight anal, riding on top so I could see my dick going in and out of her ass. I gave her a good pounding and she absolutely loved it. After we chatted some more I did another pop in her ass - at her request. She wasn't a clockwatcher and was good company after. She told me she is bi and has a friend that she does 3somes with but I didn't have a chance to try this time. She works out but has a child so her breasts needs some work (she'll be getting a new ones soon) but she makes up for it in GFE and being very wild in bed. You can see her on areavip's website.

DownBA

03-19-04, 23:01

LA Larry,

First let me say what a pleasure it is to read your long posts after you'd gone such a long time without any major posts. Is this area you refer to where your apartment is near Palermo? Just curious because the description of the diplomats' houses reminds me of Palermo where the American Ambassador's house is. Larry, couldn't agree with you more about how awesome Sandy of escorts-baires.com is, having spent a lot of time with her two years ago. But I doubt she's really 35, I'm sure she's still under 30 but what a gorgeous chica with a million dollar personality and so winning in the budoir, no?

Fellas, recently a good Argentinian friend shared a point with me about Argentinian hotels that I never hear talked about in these posts so I want to share his point with you and ask that you all do some research to see if we can confirm it: my friend says that it's universally understood by Argentinians that the concierge in Argentinian hotels have a "book" of chicas that they use when their guests ask for female companionship. He says all you have to do is tip the concierge 20-30 pesos or so and he'll in many cases actually show you a book of photos of girls they use. He adds that these girls are very reliable and will normally go out of their way to give good service and not dare cross or cheat the customer in any way knowing that their future recommendations depend on not having a customer complain.

So next time I stay at the Dazzler or any other BA hotel I plan on trying out my friend's advice and seeing what happens, but til then, please help me out by doing some WSG research.

Lastly, to anybody who's taken a girl from one of the clubs and had a dishonest experience I recommend that without any hesitation you tell the manager something to the following effect: tell him that you want some satisfaction and that the choice is theirs but that you can easily publicize on men's forums that there are dishonest chicas working in his club or if given satisfaction, you can easily publicize that his club has honest, upstanding chicas working there and give readers your endorsement. Let them know that you have the power to reach hundreds of thousands of potential customers to warn them that the club's talent is suspect.

Many, many moons ago I posted about doing exactly this at the old Playwoman when one of the chicas grabbed my last paper note in my pocket for a tip without my volunteering it and this last note was to have been my cabfare back to Belgrano where I was staying at the time. I told the manager in no uncertain terms that I was going to let hundreds of thousands of readers know about the crooked talent in his club if he didn't give me back the money from his register that the chica stole from me!

Sure enough he forked it over after a little speech about how the club assumes no responsibility for the chica does once she leaves the club with a customer and what goes on between the man and the chica once they leave the club is none of their business. My fucking ass, they have the right and the power not to allow dishonest chicas to work out of their club. Happy Buenos Airessing Fellas, DownBA

Jaimito Cartero

03-19-04, 23:07

DBA, when I stayed at the Dazzler, I didn't see anyone that appeared to be a concierge of any type. There were mostly women working at the desk, and I don't think I would approach them for recommendations.

Jaimito Cartero

03-19-04, 23:08

Has anyone had much dental work done in BA? I'm thinking of having a checkup and cleaning done while I'm there. Any idea of pricing, and whether they'd be open from April 4-8?

DownBA

03-19-04, 23:14

JC, I stayed at the Dazzler last December and there were ample opportunities to talk to male personnel about chicas....the bellman, several males working behind the counter, even the little manager guy. Try talking to the really friendly bellman who speaks impeccably good English since he lived in Australia for several years, I bet my bottom dollar he'd have info on the subject. Don't give up too easily on my concept, JC please, I think it's a topic that definitely should be looked into. DownBA

Andres

03-19-04, 23:33

Jaimito:

A checkup with a few cavity fixings should go over ar$200.
Hope this helps,

Andres

Miami Bob

03-20-04, 00:04

I had a very good DENTAL experience in BA. I am planning upon having implants done next. The dentist was 100 pesos for one filing, cleaning and x-rays. Everything was done by the dentist, who is single, not bad looking and about 40.

The oral surgeon for the implants is the chief of oral surgery at a large BA hospital and teaches implantology. US$700 per implant.

He was a little loco suggesting doing both sides of my mouth at the same time. My american dentist consulted with him by email and telephone. The BA dentist arranged with my family doctor to have my USA health insurance pay for a CT scan of my mouth to check the bones for the implants.

If anyone wants names and telephone numbers, contact me by private messaging. I don't want to run a commercial for these folks. Jackson, I think, also had a good dental expeience in BA.

My eye doctor suggested getting my next set of bi-focals in BA. Supperior craftsmanship. When I shopped, the import duty on the french lens screwed up the deal. The lens are double what they cost in the USA due to the duty.

The import duties are 100%. For better men's clothing, Christian Dior imports European fabrics and has them sewn in Argentina.

I purchased a blazer for about one third of what it costs in the usa. I went to the Chistian Dior shop in Patio Bulrich because it carrys larger sizes. The Christan Dior store on Vincente Lopez is cheaper.

EDITOR's NOTE: Posting of this report was delayed pending revisions to capitalize proper names. To avoid delays in future reports, please capitalize the first letters of proper names, including names of people, places, countries, cities, streets, nationalities, etc. Thanks!

Jackson

03-20-04, 00:32

Jamito,

Here's the guy I've used twice:

Dr. Boles
Callao 1016 7B
4814 3540

His office is on Callao, just couple of blocks from Las Heras.

The office is clean and modern, and dential area looked like an operating theater. Everyone had a very professional attitude.

What impressed me the most was that it was the first time in my memory that I actually met "the Dentist" while I was still standing on my feet. You know how it is in the US: The assistants prep you, put you in the chair, put the bib on you, put the suction tube in your mouth and shines the light in your face, then you wait until the all-important dentist, who is moving from room to room, enters your room to begin your exam.

I was also impressed that Dr. Boles worked without an assistant, and the procedure was completely efficient. He actually did the cleaning himself, as opposed to handing it off to an assistant.

The price: $12ar for the visit, $18ar for the xray, exam and cleaning.

It's refreshing to receive medical treatment in a country where doctors don't believe that they have a god-given right to be millionaires.

Thanks,

Jackson

Don Busch

03-20-04, 04:31

In view of recent posts about problematic chicas, I feel compelled to write about my own crappy experience at Black last year. I had posted about this on the other board a while back but neglected to include what happened in the aftermath. In order to pre-empt questions about my credibility (perfectly natural since I'm a member with single digit posts), I'm a fairly regular poster on one of the major Montreal boards, there are only two or three of them so finding that board shouldn't be too difficult. If anyone's really curious, check out my posts there to assess my credibility for yourself.

DonBusch's version of "Banned from Black"

I had made arrangements with a cute, Britney Spears lookalike named Cindy for a TLN at Black and we agreed in no uncertain terms, that payment will only be done at the end of the session. Think I went through that point with her three to four times, she agreed on all counts and was even all smiles. Back at the hotel, Cindy changed her mind or should I say, showed her true colors and literally demanded to be paid first. Normally, if a girl asked me for the money upfront nicely, I wouldn't have a problem. But apart from not honoring the agreement made in the club, Cindy was giving major attitude. After a couple of minutes of arguing, she put on her coat and I was only too happy to oblige; there was no way I was doing a TLN with someone like that. However, I made a mistake in telling her that I was going to complain to the manager about her lack of honesty. On hindsight, that probably wasn't the wisest thing to do but I was really disgusted with her behavior. I do most of my hobbying in Montreal where professional behavior is by far, the norm so I was in no way, prepared to deal with an escort with a seriously bad attitude.

Now, Cindy while angelic looking and all, had plans of her own. She refused to take a taxi together back to Black and took the first one available so she would have a chance to give her skewed version of what happened without me present. When I arrived back at the club, I was told by the manager or assistant manager that Cindy had told them that I had assaulted her and was in tears. That was seriously hitting below the belt, I told the manager plainly that I did not lay a finger on Cindy and in fact, we should call the police and let them settle it and also that the doorman at my hotel could testify that Cindy walked out fine. The manager was quick to apologize to me and said to forget about it.

But it turned out that they were just trying to get rid of me without causing a scene. Several nights later when I decided to give Black another try; Issac, the doorman informed me that the club management had changed their minds about what happened, deciding that Cindy was telling the truth and that I was no longer welcomed at Black.

Oh well, probably not a story that one would want to tell at the AMA meetings but hopefully, some will find this to be useful in a lesson on the no nos in dealing with clubs and chicas.

Hi Don,

On the contrary, this is EXACTLY the type of story that we need to hear at the AMA meetings. In addition, had I know of these events on the day after, you and I, and probably several other mongers would have gone to Black and spoken to Daniel, the manager, about what heppened.

It's important that these people who run these clubs, websites and private apartments understand that when ONE of us has a problem in their business establishment, then the next day we ALL know the story.

Case in point: Since the recent reporting of the passing of counterfeit bills in Hook, everybody working in Hook has observed that every American has been closely examining every bill that they get from them.

Thanks,

Jackson

Rubiks Cube

03-20-04, 04:32

Greetings Friends,

I recently returned from a 1 week stay in Buenos Aires and wanted to provide the group with the recent information. I stayed at the Loisuites and had no problems bringing in several chicas. In 8 days I had 13 different girls and abo ut 5 repeats. While I was convinced the day time employees were trying their best not to laugh at me the nighttime staff was very friendly.

As to the boliches I spent the vast majority of my time at Madahos and Black. Economically Madaho is a much better deal. I know that others pay less but I was forcded to pay $100 US per girl. This always gave me an hour and a half and on multiple nights the girl slept over without asking for anymore money (aside from the cab money that they all ask for). I think one of the reasons I was forced to pay $100 to every girl was that I could not speak very good spanish and everyone knew I was American. I believe that once a girl realizes this she raises the price. There were several attractive girls at Madahos and I never had a hard time picking a girl to take home. While the overall quality of girls at Black is in my opinion a definite notch above Madahos the top ten percent from Madaho can compete with anywhere.

Black was great but I consistantly paid twice as much ($200) for a chica than I would have at Madaho. I found that I was able to get any girl down to $150 but the quality and the length of time would suffer. With that being said I quickly decided that I would rather pay $50 more for a better experience. The other thing about Black is that you don't just pay twice as much for the girls you also pay twice as much for drinks and chica drinks. For mongerers on a budget this is not the place to go. However, the atmosphere when you walk in when Black is buzzing is second to nothing in Buenos Aires.

I had drinks at Shampoo, Hook at Cattos but did not partake with girls from any of the above. There were some pretty girls at each but I would say these places are a definite notch down from Madahos. On one night I took a chica home from Affaire and had a very good time for $100. I never went back because I had such an annoying experience with the stree touts out front.

Please feel free to pm me if anyone wants any further information. I could not have had such a great time without the assistance of this board and will be happy to assist anyone with any and all information.

I am planning a trip in July to somewhere new and could use some advice. I love the Buenos Aires system where you visit the establishment and take the girl back to your hotel. This seems better than an no site [Editor's Note: Did you mean "sight"?] rendezvous to me. Any suggestions as to other countries (other than South America and Asia) where this type of service is offered and at a high level. I have heard good things about Prague and that is where I lean but I would greatly appreciate any advice from those with more experience.

Thanks in advance for your help.

Marco Porteño

03-20-04, 07:01

Note that Aixa of Areavip also publishes as Claire in Platynum. She sure has a colita hermosa !

Marco Porteño

03-20-04, 07:07

As regards the book of chicas, I can tell you that this is a persistent rumor. I also heard stories about a book of super high end girls or "famosas" (famous Arg. women, showgirls like Silvina Luna) that charge $ 500 per hour and up but I have never seen anything like this confirmed.

Jaimito Cartero

03-20-04, 08:12

Big Jackson, thanks for the info. My daughter is coming for 6 days on her spring break and I'm trying to get her dental needs taken care of if possible.

I'm also looking for any info on daytrips (other than tango). I'm thinking the boat to Uruguay might be fun, but am open to almost anything.

Jaimito Cartero

03-20-04, 08:29

DownBa,

I guess that with the help of everyone on the WSG, I never even thought of needing help from the guys at the hotel. When you go out with the likes of Mickey Mouse, Elvis, Jackson, not to mention backup help like Roxana, you have more chicas than you really know what to do with.

I've met up with other WSG and non-WSG guys around the world, but there just isn't anything like what goes on in BA. Everyone who participates in the WSG has their favorite chicas, whether Colombian, Thai, DR or Brasilian, but the whole experience is only magnified by having great guys to go out exploring with.

Much of the adventures were hilarious. I had tried to book one girl from Clarin myself, with dismal success. There was some terminolgy used in the ads that I wasn't familar with. I had asked the guys in the taxi (Jackson, MM and maybe Elvis?) what Besos Negros were. I thought it was AR, but Jackson told me was something a bit, uh, more flatulence related. I mentioned it to Roxana a couple of days later and she told me my original thought was correct.

I still remember that MM had to almost push me into picking a girl since I'm so slow in choosing. And the agony of having my digital camera's battery die before I could get a picture of the two girls at an apartment Elvis and I went to still haunts me.

Much of the reason why BA is fun is because of Jackson. He's obviously open with his time and advice, and welcomes everyone who comes. I've know other guys who have run (non sexual) public forums, and they almost all pull their hair out, or have nervous breakdowns. I don't know how he puts up with it.

Now I just heard about this hot girl named Emily I've got to check out. ;)

Dickhead

03-20-04, 11:42

Hey Chica Seeker, I hate to disillusion you, but Jade has been working at Gumes for as long as I've been going there :)

Down BA, the bellman at the Dazzler you are talking about is Mauricio and I recommend that people do NOT approach him about hookers as he is somewhat prudish.

Re Nuevo Estilo: There's been some past discussion about whether the waitresses are in play and whether they can leave their posts to go to the hotel. The answers are yes, yes, and HELL YES. If you did not get to fuck that cute blond cheerleader in high school, you can now. Her name is Laura and she has adorable pig tails. Her skills need some refinement but her enthusiasm more than makes up for it. NEB is a bit pricey. I paid 170 la hora including the hotel. Maybe I could have gotten her down to 150; I didn't try very hard. But get this: When we got to the hotel, she asked me if a wanted a beer and that SHE was buying. Then she wanted to buy us more beers when we got back, plus she gave a bill to some pregnant gal on the street when we walking back from the hotel. She said that of the 170, the owner gets 100. The hotel was 33 so you do the math. BBBJ and she also offered me BBFS if I promised to come 'afuera.' This horrified me and I gave her a stern lecture afterwards.

I also used the last 10 minutes to give her some very specific blow job training. This is part of my continuing professional development series. Education is the gift that keeps on giving. I told her that too many Argentinian women did blow jobs from the side when they should be between the legs, and that they use to much hand in the blow job. I pointed out that we men already have hands. Also I introduced her to the importance of the frenulum, and of the importance of striving to reach the pubic bone (which she was well capable of doing). I trust my fellow mongers will avail themselves of her on a regular basis and will keep me informed of her progress.

But I am sad because Antonela was busy all night and I could not get a dick in edgewise. Plus I missed her lesbiana show because I was cock deep in Laura. Timing is everything in life. Fortunately I was handed a free admission card for Monday or Tuesday so I have another shot at that fine Paraguayan body.

Today after I get some weed I am going to go back to Maipu 429 and fuck the biggest tits I can find.

Stormy

03-20-04, 12:48

Regarding Laura:

A certain rodent and a Dickhead, perhaps not realizing that it was my birthday and recognizing that I was in a down state due to a relationship disaster sent Laura over to "cheer me up" which she did with great enthusiasm. Highly recommended.
Thanks guys.

Stormy

Luv Ass

03-20-04, 17:46

Hey Jackson,

Since the dental was so good in BA do you or anyone else know how the medical treatments are? I have a hernia I have been putting off and thought to do it there if cheap.

Dancesw/Chicas

03-20-04, 17:48

Marco Porteño,

I think there is a chance that some of the famous models are open to a proposition, especially if the are single. The girl you mentioned Luna, I remember her from a tv comedy about a barber shop. I like the one who is a rich girl with a bodyguard. What's her name?

The $500 you heard...That's pesos or dollars?

What other chicas do you think could be in this book? How about Pampita?...just kidding! Actually I think Pampita is a "girl next door" type in Argentina.

Once, I heard of a famosa working at Black's. I went to look for her and I was told this was just not true. Her name was Adriana something. A vedette if I recall right.

DWC

Luv Ass

03-20-04, 18:18

On my last trip to BA have to give 2 thumbs DOWN on Alison on Platynum. Her pics looks great on the website. It took a long time for Roxana to book and she wanted 250AR for the hour.

When she came she did not look like her pics. Was cold, NO english, NO kissing, lousy CBJ only, very mechanical missionary position and couldn't wait to leave. I felt the same way.

Don't make the same mistake I did.

Chica Seeker

03-20-04, 18:58

1965 Corrientes p13A - Beware Gringos!

Andres and Boom had good things to say about this place so I had placed it on my list of places to visit because of the excellent value of 40-50 pesos for bbbj and completo.

First of all if any of you wish to visit after reading this, the correct apartment is as posted above, not p13B. Perhaps they have moved since the original posts.

I should point out that this is my first trip to BA and that my spanish is very limited. This no doubt weighed heavily against me as no english was spoken during this incident.

A couple of days ago I phoned the apartment to see if Lorena and Tamara were there as these were the girls that were recommended by Andres and Boom. The madam, Marianna, said that Lorena was there.

When I arrived Marianna greeted me and directed me to a room where I was shown 3 girls. Only Camila was worth a pick but I decided to wait to see Lorena who was currently with a customer. Upon arrival and again after seeing the 3 girls I had confirmed with Marianna that the price for an hour was 40 pesos.

Lorena came in after about 10 minutes and she was as Andres had described. She did indeed have nice legs and a magnificent ass. I told her that I was there because of the recommendation from Andres. I then told Marianna that I Lorena would be my selection.

Now the fun starts. All of a sudden the price for Lorena is 80 not 40 pesos. I call Marianna on this but she won´t budge. I have a decision to make. Do I walk and pass on Lorena? My big head says " This is a scam, let's get the hell out of here!" But, my little head which usually rules the day, says "Are you loco, did you see the ass on that girl? I decide to pay the 80 pesos and so have to accept responsibilityfor what happened.

To add insult to injury, I didn't have the right bills to make up the 80 pesos so I gave Marianna 2 x 50 after she promised to bring me back the change. I was less than optomistic for reasons obvious.

The session with Lorena was great with all I expected including excellent bbbj and very hot doggie and mish completo. My only complaint with her is that she did rush me a bit but there was yet another guy waiting for her services.

Of course, Lorena escorts me out after our session and there is no Marianna to be seen with my 20 pesos. I have Lorena go and fetch her anyway. After some time she appears and I ask her for the change. She smiles at me and says that the price was actually 100 pesos. I decide to get out of there before it ends up costing me more money.

Bottom line, 100 pesos for Lorena´s service was certainly in line with what the other apartments charge and probably less, but I went there expecting to pay what others had paid for the same service. Had I spoken spanish fluently that may have happened. It is all part all my learning curve in BA. Hopefully, others can benefit from my experience.

Marco Porteño

03-20-04, 19:05

DWC,

I meant pesos, not dollars. I don't know this rich girl w/body guard. Anyway, I'd happily spend 1000-2000 pesos on Pampita, just the thought of having sex with a girl more or less the entire Argentine male population lusts for drives me nuts!

I heard some stories about famosas being on the program but I guess you really need to be in the inner circle to be able to put your hands on those chicas. For example, busty Luciana Salazar apparently likes soccer players. So if you don't play for Boca you're out of luck!

JamesBond69

03-20-04, 19:50

hey I've got a Banned from Blacks story too.

Here it goes:

BANNED FROM BLACKS
Chapter One

I was in Buenos Aires for three weeks, early January (summer), my third trip. This trip was part money business, part monkey business (if you get my drift and since you are reading this in the WSF forum, I'm sure you do:-)

It was my first summer visit to BA, and certainly that made it different from my prior fall and spring visits. For one thing less chicas but then also less mongers, far less - even Jackson was out of town, so the mood was low key but still I had a blast. I'm a monger specializing in South America.The chicas are slightly more beautiful in Cali, slightly better performers in Rio but when it comes to the overall quality of chicas (and the incredible city) Buenos Aires is as good as it gets, ground zero for the sophisticated monger.

During the first week I went to Blacks every night. Most of the time I just popped in for a drink, a look around and chatted with a chica or two. One time I left Blacks with a "date" for the night but only one out of five night of serious mongering.

I speak Spanish and know the BA monger scene well, so it's not like I'm a businessman, newly arrived in town, on an expense account, who doesn't know a word of Spanish, stays at the Hotel Alvear, gets handed a flyer and wanders over to check it out.

Anyway one night I took issue with the l the bartender when she "tried to" charge me 35 pesos for a 30 pesos wine.

James Bond: "hey. The drink is 30 pesos, give me my correct change."
Bartenders: "No senor. A wine is 35 pesos."
James Bond: "It was 30 yesterday."
Bartenders: "Let me check the menu. Why you are right. Sorry sir."
James Bond: "Sure. How many wines do you serve a night that you don't know the price? Give me a break."
Bartenders; Sorry Senor (she meant not Senor but you cheap ugly American) . I made a bad mistake.
James Bond: Well make "the mistake" with someone else next time.

It's a bit annoying. I figure she tries this several times (or more) a night. If she is successful she takes home some additional money. If not, so what? What Gringo is going to make fuss over 5 pesos. Little did she expect I was such a low roller, attacking her over 5 pesos which she regards merely as an advance against a future tip.

Anyway one evening a young American law student is at the bar and we start talking. He tells me three things: It's his first time in Buenos Aires, he can't speak Spanish and the was in Blacks last night and thought it was just a sort of happy time place, where the girls hustle drinks between sets on the dance floor, sort of like - well like in the States.

Anyway he finally got the idea, like HELLO. Like you are not in Sex Prison anymore and left with a a chica for a good deal of money, at least for a law student, like a bucket full of dollars.

We started talking in English of course and I filled him on the scene. I don't want to bore anyone but reading the forum on a regular basis you can imagine what I told him, like the facts -prices, other places but not in great details. I really don't have that much patience for guys like him that don't bother, probably out of laziness, to do a bit of research before mongering abroad.

Anyway about a half hour passes, I'm talking to another guy, a Swede, about other things, nothing related to mongering, baseball actually, when the guy from Blacks comes over to me and asks me to walk to the back of the club with him, for a little tete a tete.

" What about", I say.

"I'll tell you when we get to the door"

"I'm in the middle of my drink"

"You can take your drink with you"

OK. So I walk with the guy and I notice all the chicas and waiter staff are looking at me oddly, as if I did something wrong. It was kind of the feeling you get in High School when some school attendant shows up at your classroom and says that the principal wants to speak with you. Like you might be in deep slime.

Anyway the guy introduces himself as the PR man for Blacks and accusing me of saying "bad things cosas malas" about Blacks.

I deny his accusation - actually the truth is that I like Blacks. It's good for what it is, a high level of lookers and that's why I drop by every night. Like any club you just have to be aware of what it is, a "gentlemen's club" and that comes with a certain price to the gentleman.

As for rip offs you can get ripped off a peso here, a peso there by the waiters at any of the clubs if you're not careful. Blacks is no worse than most. hey sometimes I hand a bartender a twenty in New York and s/he gets me back change for a $10. Sometimes I claim s/he made a mistake, sometimes I don't believe him.

Anyway I tell him the truth (truth above) and naively express my amazement that I should have to defend myself for merely expressing my opinion to others in private conversation (free speech anyone?) Then I added that with the internet you can't stop someone from expressing a view. Why there are sites where people are expressing their view to thousands of people online about places like Blacks.

After my brief speech about the internet I politely excuse myself and go back to my chair at the bar. He goes off in another direction.

Well as I turned I got an uneasy feeling that this wasn't over yet. Later I realized that this guy probably was asked by the manager to ask me to leave but didn't follow through on it, probably because he himself didn't agree that it necessary to chuck out a guy who wasn't making any problems, at least any obvious problems like being drunk or rude.

So I went back to my drink, a bit dumfounded. I figured that this couldn't possibly be about the few words I had with the law student regarding the BA monger scene. Most likely the bartenders who had tried to pad my tab a few pesos was somehow trying to make problems for me.

Well I wasn't at the bar more than a few minutes when the heavy artillery showed up - the big dapper bouncer at the door with the original guy who pulled me to the back of the club and a guy with a pony tail who works the door.

Yikes. All this firepower! This must be serious. I am immediately escorted to the stairwell, like some sort of criminal. Everyone is stretching their necks this time to see who it is. It was clear that I was being thrown out of the club unceremoniously to say the least.

I was escorted to the second landing when Danielle the manager opens the door:

"I have received reports from no less than fifteen of our hostesses that you are saying bad things about Blacks." The manger says this in perfect English, albeit with a slight South Beach Miami Latin accent.

"What did I say"" I replied.

"Bad things. Anyway it doesn't matter what you were saying. Bad things. I heard it from 15 chicas. Very bad things about Blacks."

"Fifteen chicas? I find that hard to believe." I replied. I don't think I spoke to more than five chicas in five nights the club and anyway why would I say bad things to a chica about the club?"

I was truly puzzled? Could I have a double? Is he mistaking me for someone else?

"Maybe you are working for another club. Maybe you are getting a commission", he says.

Well frankly this last statement was truly ridiculous.

I retorted with two while lies to counter his falsehoods:

"I'm an American tourist (actually I'm a semi-sex tourist, as I'm also doing real business in BA) and I can hardly speak Spanish, (I speak Spanish more than hardly, with a slight upper class Mexican accent I've been told) so how could I be talking to 15 girls. Only about three girls in Blacks speak any English.

Anyway it was fairly futile to defend myself. It had been already decided that I was to be BANNED FROM BLACKS. - for LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(and believe me it is a life sentence. The staff (not the chicas at Blacks are there for life and no one forgets a customer, particularly a banned customer!)

I was promptly shown the door, wondering on my way back to the hotel if I had an evil double that spoke Spanish fluently and was working on commission from another club.

I prayed my double wasn't low enough in the BA sexv club gossip creating profession to be employed for a dump club like Solid Gold.

I hoped my double might at least could get a proper job in the industry, if only working on commission for Affaire or Hooks.

To be continued,

Chapter Two: MAD MAX TO THE RESCUE
(got to love this guy)

Mad Max for President!!!!!!!

Jaimito Cartero

03-20-04, 20:27

Lego, I think if you stick to the agreed statement, "I will pay $150 pesos" in a club (or $200 pesos, or whatever) it will be fine. To get crummy service because you only paid $150 *dollars* is ridiculous.

I think the reason you got charged as much as you did is because all the girls told each other how much you would pay. They know you got $100US last night, so that they'll get it again.

I've seen guys with no local language skills communicate by writing a price down, and off they go. The girls will stick to their price if they think you'll go for it. I usually go later at night (2am), and they seem much more willing to negotiate, than than say 11pm.

Exon123

03-20-04, 20:48

Exon Reporting : After being awakend with a spliting head ake from the hangover I had this morning by the phone at 4:30 my time. I asked for a two hour repreve before the Remis picked me up to go to Roberta's Comedor. He arrived early, but so what I was ready when he got to my apartment. Chica Seeker had agreed to go with me so over to the Dazzler Hotel we went to pick him up. Luckly I found him easly and off we went. After what seamed forever I asked Alberto our driver, " Are we almost their ", his relpy " 30 minutes more " . This place was really out in the fucking boonies. OK, we finally get their and theres two cars parked in front of what I'd call a mud hut. Alberto honked the horn and moments latter Roberta comes around cornner wareing an apron with a huge smile and a warm greeting for both of us. She leads us back around the cornner. And no shit, theres 100 childern their and heres my Roberta feeding them all. I swear to you Mongers it choked me up. In all that poverty there were a hundred Childern all with big smiles on their faces waiting in line, working in shifts to be fed. The dining room would only hold about 20 kids at a time so some had to wait and eat in shifts. Rice and Chicken were the order of the day with fruit cocktail and popsickles for desert. Chica Seeker was taking pictures which I made him promise he'd post latter. It was one of the most beautiful things Ive ever seen. I'll post more on this subject latter but I will add I did make a $100 USD donation to Roberta on the spot . We latter asked Roberta what it cost her, and she said it cost her about $1000 pesos a month to feed them ---- EXon

Mickey Mouse

03-20-04, 21:24

Happy Birthday Stormy! I had no idea. I´m glad we were able to brighten your day/night.

Nuevo Estilo: The place has some cuties. I knew it would be an interesting night when I noticed the dancer on stage and mentioned to DH that her ass and legs looked familiar. Guess what? It turns out she was my girl from Catto the night before! Well, I came wanting to experience Laura (the cheerleader) or the "String of Pearl" girl, but left accomplishing neither. I will be back!

Next, I figured I was ready for Black´s. I arrive to find Exon waiving his arms talking to his friend the doorman. We go upstairs (no cover), get a beer and begin to check out the women. There are about 30 left (it´s 3 am) and just as I am getting ready to buy a chica a drink, in come the polizia with dogs doing a shakedown. Off to Affaire!

I struck Gold at Affaire last night. It didn´t take long to decide after starting a bidding war between 2 chicas I was interested in, and they went along with it. Well, let´s just say I found another Keeper and a TLN till noon that was second to none. BTW, I went with the higher bid!

On a more serious note: it´s great to see fellow mongers posting some of their embarassing moments so others may learn. Sometimes we don´t understand the why or the reason of what has happened, but being open and honest can maybe save the next guy, or 100 guys, from making the same mistake and stop the same thing from happening again!

Only two days and and the Mouse is beginning to whimper,
MM

Amantelondres

03-21-04, 11:31

Dancesw/Chicas

I seem to remember we have a common interest in Wendy, ex Platynum. She'd stopped working for a while but I guess she missed us too much! I found her on Escorts Argentina, phoned her and told her I'd be there in April! If you're in BA now, leave a bit for me!! El Ingles!

Loser

03-21-04, 12:15

There is a device in the market, which automatically translates the spanish language into english in a jiffy, and vice versa, just like that, you talk to the mobile device and it translates back in spanish and vice versa, it is as good as it gets, it is god send for mongering :)

You can familiarize with the product: http://www.ectaco.com/?refid=2155

I hope it helps!

Andres

03-21-04, 13:24

Info of apartments

In the local board, a guy reported 3 very good experiences in an apartment located next to Ness (Suipacha 921 6º C - Phone 4312-5659).

Apparently, 5 girls work there:

http://escorts.gemidos.com.ar/?id=escorts&ct=1&pb=1033
http://escorts.gemidos.com.ar/?id=escorts&ct=1&pb=765
http://escorts.gemidos.com.ar/?id=escorts&ct=1&pb=1930
http://escorts.gemidos.com.ar/?id=escorts&ct=1&pb=2077
http://escorts.gemidos.com.ar/?id=escorts&ct=1&pb=2078

Ar$100 the hour. They seem to do anal and BBBJ, but not always. Average facilities, but plenty of towels.

It's all yours, now (as always, this info is provided "as is", take it with a grain of salt)

Hope this helps,

Andres

LA Larry

03-21-04, 17:35

A TRIP SOUTH

I had had every intention of staying in BA for the entire length of my vacation. Some of you might remember that I am long time champion of Mar Del Plata where I dated a non-pro girl.

Things between us had reached a stalemate as I was not interested in getting married again. And she was looking for a major commitment. We had stopped talking over the last few months. And in fact, I didn't even tell her about my current trip to Argentina.

Then out of the blue she sends me an email while I was in BA. I start to miss her and tell her that I want to see her again. I write her back that I am going to fly down to visit her for a couple of nights. (I wanted to gauge her reaction to such a rash, seemingly spontaneous suggestion-- remember she thinks I'm in Moscow, she hasn't a clue I'm only 250 kilometers north of her when I was writing.)

Anyway, a few hours later she responds incredulously that she would love to see me but she doubts that I am serious about flying all the way there to see her.

I tell her to meet me in the lobby of the MDP Sheraton at 8pm the following night. I also tell her to wear lingerie under her dress.

Then, this is where things got tricky. I tried to book a flight down that day to MDP but all of the flights were sold out (yikes!). I even tried Expedia but to no avail. The following day (of my meeting with her) was also booked solid. So I called the WSG favorite travel agent and she confirmed the bad news. What was I to do?! (No way I was taking a bus or train) Finally I decide to rent a car and drive the journey.

I rented a car from the Hertz on Paraguay (a Toyota Corrolla) that was damn expensive when I come to think of it. And hopped on Routa 2 and drove like the devil all the way through the flat pampas. The trip is supposed to take 5+ hours but I hit no traffic and blazed down the mostly two lane highway doing a steady 150KM per hour. There are at least three or four toll boths, but otherwise I didn't encounter any traffic (or cops) and made the trip in (what I would like to believe) is some kind of world record: 3 hours and 45 minutes. (I timed it).

I arrive in MDP with a reservation at the Sheraton for a regular room and tried like the devil to upgrade to a suite but they weren't having it. All the suites were booked. On a whim, I decide to try the Costa Galana. A grandoise, dated monstrosity right on the water. In I walk and book the bridal suite. (Yes, the goddamned bridal suite).

That night I go solo to my favorite bar in Argentina (Madajos of MDP) the place is busy with some 25 chicas; many old favoritas from my my sojourns. I decide this time to choose an old stand-by Maria. A tall, fake breasted beauty. She comes back to the Galana with my and I carry her over the threshold. TLN runs me 200 pesos and she gets me off three times. Services me like a she's a one of her own. What's more she speaks a little English that she's learned banging an American Basketball Player who played for a professional Basketball team in MDP in the Argentinian league (didn't know they had a pro league; learn something new everyday). She goes on to inform me that she used to get gang banged by her beau and a few of his teammates every once in a while. She also said that was a yugoslavian center on the team that the girls in Madajos would run from because he had a 13 inch sausage as thick as my arm (her exact words; she even blithely added that his dong was so big that none of the gals could fit it in their mouths, hmm....)

Next day, I sleep all day. Walk on the windy beach. Do some shopping in centro section and then finally meet my former girlfriend. She shows up at 8pm to find me in the lobby. She is shocked I'm there because she called the front desk to see if I had checked in and of course, I had not checked in (having fled to the Galana). Anyway, I ask her if she has lingerie on and she says "NO!" again, she didn't believe me. To make matters worse, she started her period that day.

No worries. We go back to the bridal suite. I carry her over the threshold and she proceeds to provide me with three suck jobs, back-to-back-to-back. And damn, if she didn't make me cum thrice.

Following day, we drive back to BA together and I drop her off at her sisters (who is an unqualified ten -- off the richter scale). I tell my love that I am leaving that night and I return to my apartment. (The whole ride back to BA from MDP was a bickering session of her pissed off that I hadn't come to propose marriage; and as the devil would have it, there was some traffic and the drive took close to 5 hours!). Needless to say, I resolved not to ever see my non-pro again.

BACK IN BA

I stopped in at the downtown clubs CUTTY SARK and scored a thin 32 year old girl with curl blond hair and decent English; her name was Val. We cab back to my apartment and I ask her if she has any friends that she would be willing to have a lesbianic threesome. She perks up and says, "Claro" and reaches for the telefono. I hour later her friend arrives and we're off to the races. (Only, to be honest, her friend is pushing 40, but with a great body that included 44DDD fake tits that weighed like bowling balls--this girl was named Christi and she has that generic Plastic surgeon face-look--similar to a lot of the girls on Sensual Baries and Gemidos websites.

Any how the two amigas performed my favorite of all acts -- a dual BBBJTC with my jacking off all over their faces and them making out with my giz all over their lips. TOTAL COST FOR TWO ROUNDS WITH TWO CHICAS / APPROX 3 HOURS: 300 pesos. ($107 dollars). And oh yeah, Big Christi could deep throat all the way down to my balls. In fact, I think she could've deep throated my leg if asked.

VIVA ARGENTINA!!!

Andres

03-21-04, 18:15

LA Larry

Your chica referred to Peñarol Club of Mar del Plata.

Argentina has a pretty decent BB league. The national team beat the USA Dream Team on the last World Cup. One of the "stars" is Emanuel Ginobili, the guy who plays for the San Antonio Spurs.

Andres

LA Larry

03-21-04, 18:54

thanks Andres.

JustGotBack

03-21-04, 19:13

I just got back to BA today. I´m dog tired from the hellishly long flight from the West Coast. I´ll try some clubs tonight although I don´t have much hope since it is Sunday. I refuse to pay $100 at Madahos. I hope no else does and sets the expectations too high for the girls. The last time I was there, Crazy Emily told me that some guy paid her $400(USD) for a couple of hours of her time. Insanity.

I haven´t been here in exactly a year. It feels like I never left. Things are mostly the same. Although has that Freddo always been there on the end of Village Recoleta?

Carlos Gardel

03-21-04, 19:44

Greetings, gentlemen.

Although I'm from Uruguay, I'm writing from Mexico City, where I live.

I've just registered in this superb forum. Truly a gold mine of information.

Congratulations, Mr. Jackson, for putting this site up.

Ok, now to my humble post. I'll be traveling to South America in a couple of weeks, and visiting Bs. As. during last week of April. I'll be coming from Montevideo, most likely. So, I'll definitely be putting into use your reccomendations and suggestions. I'd just thought it would be nice to meet some of you fellow mongers there. Also, feel free to ask about Mexico City's action, if you need some piece of info.

Here's an useful site: http://www.divas.com.mx/foro/forum.php

There are a lot of brazilian and argentinian chicas advertising on that site, and they're making a fortune in this city, by charging triple what they get in their hometown, I believe. (Usual going rate is around $170-$230 US Dollars)

BTW, I work as an English teacher here in Mexico, but I also speak Portuguese and Italian. If we ever meet there during my chica-hunting excursions and you'd like a little translator or interpreter help, I'll be happy to assist you, (free of charge of course, 'cuz I'll be on vacation, lol).

I'll be visiting a couple of clubs only, possibly Black and Madahos, maybe Affaire Recoleta, but I think I'll be spending more time and money checking out private apartments.

Take care, and have fun and safe adventures.

Jaimito Cartero

03-21-04, 19:45

Chica Seeker, well I have run into apartments where "upper level" chicas are a little more than the normal girls. When Elvis and I went to an apt, he was looking for a particular girl. Her price was 10 or 20 pesos (50-60 pesos total) where as the one I got was only 40 pesos.

I think that you should verify which chicas are there, and then ask for a complete parade, that way they won't know that you are looking for that one special chica. They obviously ripped you off for at least 20 pesos. I think you let them roll over you by not insisting. If you just put your tail between your legs and run you're just teaching them that it's okay to rip off gringos.

Exon123

03-21-04, 19:53

Exon Reporting : --- Was out to dinner last night with Chica Seeker and was banded from Esteilo Campo the classy steak house in Porta Madero. Everything was fine untill the end of the meal when the check arrived. All I had was a few pesos and a USD hunderd dollar |bill. The check being about $160 pesos for the two of us I gave the waiter the C- note and he returned with change baised on a $2.70 ar exchange rate. I was both a little drunk and pissed as you can get a $3.00 exchange rate most anywhere in Recoleta, they even advertize it on many signs. Their prices are high, but Campo's prices are even higher. Anyway over comes the Chica who speaks English and tells me their rate is 2.70 and I know Im out at least 20 pesos on the deal. So I go over to the manager to complain and he points to the small sign, which no one could ever see, and tells me thats the deal. I still complain, saying thats not fair and after a little more hageling he reach's in his own pocket, pulls out a twenty hands it to me. I in turn immedately hand it over to the waiter as a tip. The Manger very politely states to me " please don't come back " Now what really bothers me is I'd rather have to option of being welcome at Esteilo Campo than the twenty Argentine pesos. I think I'll go back an apologize with twenty pesos ---- Exon

Jaimito Cartero

03-21-04, 20:13

Exon, I had problems finding good exchange rates at times too and found that ATMs gave me the best consistant rates all the time. I think I get charged $1 per transaction, so will take out 1000 or 1500 pesos at a time as I need them. The Oanda.com site give me 2.92 pesos to the dollar as an official rate.

I realize that you may be a bit gun shy of pesos at time, given all the fakes going around.

LA Larry

03-21-04, 21:24

Just Got Back,

You shouldn't stress about the prices in Madahos. I speak minimal Spanish -- enough to keep a 5-10 minute basic conversation going in the present tense. So I am just a little better off than the complete non-speaking Spanish gringo.

Every girl I talked with at Madahos is willing to play ball for around 200 pesos (not for TLN; but you should be able to drag something respectable out for that amount for a couple of hours).

Blacks is another story as everyone well knows. I tended to go into blacks and simply marvel at the chicas. THEY ARE NOT ANY BETTER LOOKING; JUST MORE EXPENSIVE. I state that as unequivical fact. Madahos has 5 really hot chicks and Blacks has 5 really hot chicks -- the remainder of the girls in both clubs are average looking; most of whom I am not attracted to at all. But especially not attracted to at Blacks because of theiir prices!

That said -- if it could be guaranteed that the girls at Blacks were worth the additional money insofar as they were out and out Porn Star Experiences. Then that would be a different story. Then I might be willing to play ball at an inflated rate.

Its just that that has never been my experience. The girls at Blacks are as good or as bad, as wild or as tame as most of the chicks inn any of the clubs. And unless your girl comes with a seal of approval from another monger -- then your really just rolling the dice paying the drink fees and crazy rates they want.

For my money -- I would prefer to "overpay" escorts Sandy, Bibiana and Abril--all of whom are great, proven providers for an incredible session than to chance it with a regular girl at blacks.

Moreover, virtually every girl in the line ups I saw at 1707 Santa Fe are comparable to the girls in Blacks.

Blacks is an overrated establishment that has only three good things going for it 1) location 2) ambiance 3) and the rule of the girls not coming up to you until you summon them; that is a nice touch.

Andres

03-21-04, 21:26

Exon:

I don't know how many times did you dine out at Estilo Campo. If you were there at least 5 times, then they don't deserve your presence there anymore. In fact, I can barely understand how management decided that a patron who spent, let's say, ar$500 in 5-6 meals won't be given back a small portion of that due to discrepancies.

Recoleta has many places to eat and Buenos Aires has many, many more, MUCH CHEAPER and perhaps better (or at least as good). I guess that owners of Recoleta restaurants think that they "own" tourists because they are at hand, so they don't care if they piss off patrons.

There are several areas to experiment good dining:
- Las Cañitas
- Venezuela and San José
- Palermo Hollywood

There are at least 200 restaurants in these neighborhoods, all of them at a 10 minutes cab from Recoleta.

Recommendation: Go to any library (there is one in Village Recoleta, and three more around Callao and Santa Fe) and ask for a Guide of BA Restaurants (Guia de Restaurantes de Buenos Aires)

Hope this helps,

Andres

JustGotBack

03-21-04, 21:57

LA Larry, I´m not worried about Madahos. I normally pay 150 pesos and maybe 200 on the high end. It just amazes me that some guys fall for the 100 dollars routine.

It´s early evening here. I hate this time of day. Too early for dinner and the clubs aren´t opened yet. What to do? What to do? I think I´ll check out Solid Gold and Affaire tonight. I think they´ll be dead but I wouldn´t go to Solid Gold on a normal night. I´ve been there before and it was always a waste. I have hopes for Affaire and if that fails, fall back to New Port for a hail mary. I´ll post a report tomorrow.

Exon123

03-21-04, 22:10

Exon Reporting --- Thank You Andres I appreicate your comments. The number of times Ive dinned at Estilo Campo is more like 10 atleast. Its always been one of my faviorates in this beautiful city. Matter o fact Ive even have faviorate waiters that know my drink and have brought it to me even before Ive ordered it. Its an unfortunate event as I really like the place. Seems everyone has yacking lately how the Argentines have been riping off us Americana's, and it was really not the money, the priniple of course. And thats were we all get into trouble. Were talking about twenty pesos, roughly 7 US dollars. Now if that happend in my country, and it wouldn't because I speak my langush, there would be a problem. I just feel really bad about it. Thanks Again Andres ----- Exon

HappyGoLucky

03-21-04, 22:46

Hey JGB,

"The last time I was there, Crazy Emily told me that some guy paid her $400(USD) for a couple of hours of her time. Insanity."

That might be true, but as a rule I wouldn't believe a word that comes out of Emily's mouth.

Have a great time in BA!!!!!!!!

Member #1148

03-22-04, 03:17

Hi guys,

I've been enjoying this forum for some time. I made a stealth trip to BA last September and had the time of my life.

I'm one picky bastard and so was my comrade with whom I typically travel. Day 1 - got to our apartment at 156 Parera (sig), 11th floor I believe. The place was nice but the beds SUCKED. Each room had two somewhat bowed single beds pushed together to make one larger bed.

Sure, they were fine when you were with a chica, but never a day passed when I wasn't cursing the god damned things whence I awoke.

After arriving, checking into the place and grabbing a shower (mid-Sunday afternoon), we grabbed a cab to Cafe Orleans - picked up a honey (sorry too long ago to remember names now). As there two of us, she called a freind to meet us at our apartment. The friend was a dog. We let her give us massages. Then we did the hottie!! Nice beginings to a new vacation destination.

The next few days were spent eating primarily in Palermo in the evening and checking out Shampoo (never found anyone we liked there) and Madahos before returning to our apartment with a couple of hotties. Some better than others, mostly pretty good. We always paid around AR$200 -
AR$250 for TLN.

We also had the standard city tour with Roxana; I highly recommend this. Roxana also set up a few dates here and there for us.

By mid-week we were on a plane to Ushuiua to check it out. Didn't expect much in the way of chicas there, just wanted to say we'd been in Tierra Del Fuego to our friends and family back home.

Well, I met a pro - Luciana- getting out of a cab near some seedy boliche. She was definitely the best chica I hooked up with my entire stay in Argentina. Ended up spending three nights with her. She is from Mar del Plat (I think). We had a lot of fun together, but I've no contact information on her. She said she was there only temporarily and that she would return to Mar del Plat in the coming months.

After Ushiuia we headed back to BA for the weekend. More Madahos, more Roxana set ups, and a few nights at Black. I had good luck in Blacks, paid AR$300 TLN twice. I had fun anyay.

After the weekend we flew over to Mendoza for a couple of vineyard tours and other site seeing. I grabbed some local paper and came upon the sex ads, blindly called one and received a pretty nice young gal an hour later. Not as nice as my girl in Ushuiai but nice nonetheless.

Highlights --- non pro girls walking around with perfect asses. We've since labled BA and the land of perfect asses. I suspect it's because 90% of the population seems to be living the fucking atkins diet.

Favorite Restaurant -- Bar 6 somewhere in Palermo. Great food, booze, etc.. We became very familiar with the young ladies who were hostesess, servers, and bartenders. Soooo gorgeous they were, sooo nice. Never even a glimpse of a chance that either of us might hook up with them. Great company anyway.

Best hang out place-- A small pool club in Recoletta called "Blue". I think it's fairly close to 1707 Santa Fe, but on a perpedicular street. Cheap beer (every table has its own tapper with a meter, you pay by the ounce / ltre), cheap pool tables and nice. Everything is in cobalt blue, including the felt on the tables.

Now some questions for all of you:

1. I'm returning in late May and am looking for a two bedroom apartment with (hopefully) internet capabilities. I've asked Mayra and she yas suggested the same exact place I stayed at last time. If not for the beds I'd grab it in a minute, even without internet. Any suggestions?

2) Is the boat ride over to Uraguay worth the time / money?

3) I'd like to help out on the soup kitchens for a day or so. I've set aside about US$300 to help out the cause. But don't have a clue where the places are or how to get to them.

4) I'd also like to know if there is some way that I can change my 'dorky' member name from "Member #1148" to something a little more unique.

5) Are there real limosuines in BA, I don't recall seeing any? I'm traveling with a different guy who hasn't a clue about the chica scene and would like to surprise him at the airport with a limo and a chica in the car waiting to blow him. Any suggestions?

6) Jackson, I'd like to help out the kids at the soup kitchens as much as I can for a day or two. I'll cook, clean, serve or whatever. Hope you can help me. Also, I wouldn't mind hiring some entertainers to keep the kids laughing... perhaps a magician or something along those lines. Would anyone mind if I filmed these events?

Thanks everyone, I hope to meet some of you once we arrive in May.

Cheer! FarmerD

Mad Max

03-22-04, 11:19

JamesBond69,

What are you crazy??? It would be suicide to run against el jefe.
Besides, I could never "measure" up.

I'll wait for the rest of the story and then tell my spin.

President.....HA

I prefer Superman.....to the rescue of fellow mongers faster than a speeding bullet.....able to please three chicas all at a time.
You know, that kind of thing.

El jefe's claim.....going where no man has gone before.

Mad Max

Dickhead

03-22-04, 13:47

Monday night Stormy, the Mouse, and I went totally sober to Hook's to confront the owner (Jose'). We went up to his post but were shooed away to the bar. I told the witch female bartender, whom I've never liked, in Spanish, that we would like to speak to the manager or the owner if that was possible. I used the very polite 'quisiera' form for the request. She said she didn't understand me. Bullshit. I said it again and she reluctantly brought him over. She looked very scared. I politely introduced all of us to him, then I explained to him that Mouse had to pay for drinks that Stormy and I had already paid for. I explained the circumstances thoroughly. He could not look me in the eye.

He then told me that this waiter was not on duty that night and that I should come back Monday night and he would investigate. Well, Stormy and Mouse will be gone by then. I then explained to him that we had made a pact to pay for each round in cash when we got it precisely BECAUSE we'd had some problems there before. He again repeated that the waiter wasn't there. I asked him if he was assuring us that he would investigate and he said he was. After the conversation was concluded we immediately turned around and walked out pretty fast without having a beer or anything.

I will return tonight to check again but I am boycotting this place unless 120 pesos are handed over with little further discussion. It has no advantage over Catto's. Catto's has bottled beer for 10 pesos and Hook's has cans for 12. Hook's chica drinks are more expensive and the bartender is a money grubbing kunt, whereas Catto's bartender provides excellent service and no whining for tips. Note that I did all the talking in this encounter and I thought very carefully about what to say, making sure to use the polite Usted form and so forth.

Hi DH,

I'd have to second the endorsement of the bartender and staff at Cattos. I've know the bartender, Lucas, for years. I've never had any problems in Cattos myself, or heard of anybody ever having a problem there.

Thanks,

Jackson

Flexible Horn

03-22-04, 16:16

Member 1148,

This is my first time in BA, I spent a day with Captain Dave and Jackson on a soup kitchen visit, very heart wrenching. My suggestion would be spend a day with Jackson visiting the comodores and if one particular place appeals more than the others you could donate your money to them, through Jackson. The work Jackson And Dave do means a great deal to these poor people.

I took the fast boat to Montivedeo, Uruguay with a girl I have met hear, she speaks English a great help as I speak no spanish. I found the trip worth while, stayed at the Shearaton, very good value.

Hope this helps a little.

Flexible Horn

Sebascot

03-22-04, 20:04

Well, after a major miscomunication with Jackson and Daniela, my return to BA was as great as I remembered, only enhanced by the favorable currency. While Sunday did not work out well, Thursday and Friday were fantasic. Started off with a visit to Cafe Orleans, and met Isabel, a tall Equadorian doll. Relocated to Hotel Horizante(sp) around the corner for a very pleasurable time. So fine, that we returned to my main stay at the Alvear and called a few friends from the Gemidos.com.ar website. Ended up getting Aldana from the fantasy section. She arrived very fast and had a two hour mff session. I still am thinking of that. Rest and a shower headed to the clubs. Hit Madahos, Affair, and settled at Black. It was great. Met up with a Paris Hilton look alike that was sweet. Needless to say sleep well that night and late the next morning. Had some business to attend to the following morning and early afternoon, but when finished headed back to Cafe Orleans for some quality time with Isabel. You that get to live there are truely lucky. I can't wait to get back next year.

PS Jackson, I will plan ahead better. Thanks for your help.

JustGotBack

03-22-04, 20:52

So I start last night by having dinner at El Establo. Check out my review in the restaurant thread. I was planning to go to Solid Gold and Affaire, but since I was in the neighborhood I decided to swing by Cattos and Hooks. Hey, looking is free. I get to Cattos and there are about 10 to 15 girls there. Not many guys. Not bad for a Sunday night. Not bad at all. One girl in particular has already caught my eye. I decide to check out Hooks anyways. I was in Cattos for maybe 30 seconds. On the way out the doorman asks for a tip. I say next time. I walk the 5 feet or so to Hooks. There are two girls there, one doable. No guys. So I head back to Cattos.

I get back there and walk the length of the bar. On the way back toward the door I feel something vibrating. Huh? I left my cell phone at home. It was my little head telling me it has made a decision. It´s the girl that caught my eye earlier. She gets off her stool and asks me to have a seat. I know it, she knows it, it´s a done deal. We grab a couple of beers and head to a table. We chat for a bit and then she starts the DFK. Always a good sign. We watch the incredible looking dancer who unfortunately doesn´t work there for a while. She asks if I would like company back at my hotel. I ask how much. She says 200. I counter with 150. I know, I know, I paid too much. I never pay more than 100 at Cattos or Hooks. She goes to change and I pay the bill. 10 for my beer, 20 for hers. I give the waiter 40. He brings back 10 and I tell him to keep it. He refuses. I try again. He says no tips. The doorman gets us a cab and I asks for a tip again. The girl says not to. I give him a little something anyways. I hope I don´t get banned from Cattos for tipping.

Her name is Rosa Marie. 26, blonde, 5 feet nothing and slim. She has a really tight body except for a bit of a tummy and some stretch marks from her pregnancy. Definitely a GFE experience. We take our time with the fore play and then she asks if we can shower together. Of course. I had to think about dead puppies to keep from ending the session early while so was washing me in the shower. We start and end with BBBJ. She asks if I would like to CIM. I say sure. She asks if it would be OK if she didn´t swallow. I say, of course. All in all she was one of the best I´ve had in BA. She ended up spending a couple of hours with me. She gave me her number and said let´s go shopping or have dinner or something. I never call these girls since variety is the spice of life, but I just might call her. At no time did she asks for money. I gave it to her as she was waking toward the door. I also gave her cab fare. She seemed surprised and grateful. She works every day.

Afterwards I head for a night cap at New Port. Once again, not bad at all. There were about 10 to 15 girls there as well. More than a few I would consider doable. In fact, Fabiona, my first in BA and one of my favorites was there. She used to work at Affaire. They were doing a brisk trade. I was only there about 30 minutes but about 5 of the girls left with guys. There was this one incredible girl, but she turned out to be the singer on a break. By the way, I saw a bunch of you guys holding up bills to the light. You know who you are.

I´ll have to take back my comment about Sunday´s sucking. They still might suck at Madaho´s and the other first line clubs. But the second string will do nicely. If I hadn´t picked Rosa Marie, there were at least 5 or so girls at Catto´s I would gladed have choosen. In fact one of them I´ve saw working at Madaho´s last year.

It amazes me how good people´s memories are. I haven´t been here in a year, but I´ve been to BA a few times. Fabiona remembered me right off. Name and everything. As I was walking back to my hotel. One of the touts for Affaire asks me where I´ve been. He hasn´t seen me in a year.

Madaho´s tonight. Hopefully it´ll be in full swing.

Oh by the way. I´m thinking about taking a daytrip to Montevideo just to sight see. Is that possible on the Hydrofoil or will I have to stay overnight?

BA_Robert

03-22-04, 22:27

Hello everybody,

I will be in BA the second week of April. This will be my third time mongering in BA. I can't wait. I will be staying in the Etoile form April 6-20.

Will anybody be there that might want to hit some of the clubs one night? Do mongers still meet up at the lobby of the Etoile each night?

If anybody want to get together message me through the WSG's private messaging system.

Ba_robert2004

Alboroto

03-22-04, 23:35

Hello everbody,

Need some info,

Are those adds in "El Clarin" for real or just to attract
clients and then ripped them.

Any mongers have had dated any of those ladies.

Thanks

Don Busch

03-23-04, 04:47

After comparing JamesBond69's "Banned from Black" story to mine, it dawned upon me that the reason behind my ban probably wasn't because Black's management actually believed that I had assaulted one of their girls. When I was back at Black on the night when all that crap happened, I was allowed to stay after explaining myself to two of Black's guys; both were Caucasian and were fluent in English; one was in his thirties and the other, more senior looking one was about fifty with gray patches on his hair (the older man is the manager, right?). Had they not believed me, they could have easily sent their bouncer to escort me out without much of a hassle. As for their fear of causing a scene, I was alone and am far from a thuggish looking type. Also, if they even had the slightest suspicion that I was a chica-beater, why would they have allowed me to stay, thereby "endangering" the other girls? The cost of a minor scene caused by having me escorted out by a bouncer would have been minor compared to the damage to their credibility had I truly turned out to be a chica-beater who was allowed to stay and "assault" yet another girl.

It turns out that when I was allowed to stay, the most attractive chica that I saw during my whole trip (I'm talking pros and non-pros here) approached me, think her name is Diane or Diana. She's about 5'5, very attractive and elegant looking brunette. To top it off, she was actually quite fluent in English, had a classy demeanor and seemed like a nice person. Unfortunately, she wanted USD200 for a short session and USD500 for TLN, that's right, US dollars. I thought 500 pesos for TLN was already a generous offer for a hot chica. Of course, out of loyalty to my fellow mongers and Jackson's position on overpaying, I told her to get lost. Okay, I am lying about not overpaying but she was really hot, LOL. She rates a 9 and on my scale, 10 is supermodel material. Anyway, I counteroffered with USD200 and finally USD300 for TLN and was shocked when she declined that offer and told me in a somewhat snooty way that maybe I should go shopping at Madahos (women are such changeable creatures). To be honest, I might have been willing to pay USD500 for a TLN with her if I believed she was serious about providing a top notch experience. But knowing that USD500 for TLN is ridiculous in B.A, my big head finally took over and convinced the little head that she was probably out to fleece me. First, the demonic Cindy tried to set me up, now a really attractive English speaking chica whom I really liked was trying to con me. So far, the night was turning out pretty bad.

Now, I was truly in a bad mood. So much so that I actually started talking to a fellow monger at Black. I believe in keeping my mongering activities separate from the rest of my life and try not to socialize with fellow mongers but he seemed like a nice guy. Anyhow, we start talking about the high prices at Black and I tell him about my rather "exciting night" with the evil Cindy and ultra expensive Diane. At the end of our conversation, I even asked him if he wanted to tag along with me to the more reasonably priced Madahos but he declined.

Given JamesBond69's experience with the Black censorship crew, I am beginning to suspect that I was banned not because they believed that I was a chica-beater but because they noticed that I was obviously unhappy about the way things turned out and was telling a fellow customer about Cindy and the high prices at Black; in my case, they were definitely watching me after the Cindy incident. Seeing that they have an aversion to free speech especially when it's true and potentially embarassing to them, I would not be a desirable customer. Heaven forbid that I go on to tell "cosas malas" about Black to even more customers. In addition, it seemed like almost everyone at Black believed me except for this one middle-aged waitress or hostess who kept giving me dirty looks. I think she's some sort of a senior hostess, she was wearing a waitstaff uniform but I don't recall her ever carrying any beverages. Even Issac, the black doorman was quite sympathetic when he told me the night after that the management no longer wanted me around. On the other hand, it could have been the generous tip that I gave him the night before but I like to think that he genuinely believed me.

The sad thing about it is that, like JamesBond69, I actually like Black. While service isn't great like Madahos where I was treated like a king, Black had more European looking girls which I have a preference for and they also had two or three real hotties but the rest of the chicas were pretty the same as Madahos. It could have been bad timing but I was at Madahos for five to six nights and couldn't find any chicas that I felt was a real looker.

What I found really disturbing about JamesBond69's report was the comment that bans at Black are for life. I'm headed to B.A in May and was hoping that they would have new staff at Black who wouldn't recognize me. Plus, I probably visited Black only about four times and that was during last August. Still, people at clubs tend to have very good memories. Guess it's pathetic wanting back in after being treated unfairly but the ban didn't bug me at that time since it happened towards the end of my trip, Issac was also pretty nice when breaking the bad news to me and I didn't undergo any sort of public humiliation. In addition, I met this hot Brazillian chica at Black whom I spent over half my trip with. Does anyone know what my chances of getting back into Black are?

Grshel1

03-23-04, 10:30

After a long absence I am returning to BA on April 16 for a ten day visit. Look forward to having a beer or two with any mongers that care to indulge. Alas, I see Jackson will be gone. Perhaps we can have the weekly AMA meeting regardless.

Mad Max

03-23-04, 12:39

Don,

100% if you come with me. HA

Mad Max

Dickhead

03-23-04, 13:30

My favorita was scheduled for 9 PM but was a no show. That is the second time that has happened and I think it will be the last. Too many fish in the sea and I think something went wrong somewhere down the line. I was thinking about calling Paraguay 921 when the phone rang and it was a chica to whom my friend Corina had given my number. She was quite pushy and wanted me to come to her apartment but I insisted on meeting her for a drink first. When I did, I was not interested. I was also on Figueroa Alcorta and half way to Nuevo Estilo, and had a free admission card in my pocket. A no-brainer.

The bad news is that Antonela was not there. The good news is that the waitress learned a lot in her first lesson. She said she had been thinking about how to give blow jobs all day Sunday. I had a little packet of dulce de leche from the breakfast bar and I made her lick it all off, every drop. I told her she had to tease me for the full hour and that she wasn't allowed to give me any pussy. Well, okay, we did cheat a little but not much. It was a lot of fun and now I am really horny and must go to Maipú or similar. I told her I would be back on Wednesday for the third lesson and that it would involve honey and portable electronic devices.

JustGotBack

03-23-04, 13:46

¨Do I have $100 tattoed on my forehead?¨

Struck out last night. I went to Madaho´s first. I haven´t been there since the renovation. Looks great. The waiter who used to help me out a lot remembered me. I guess he´s moved up. He´s wearing a suit now. The place is packed with ladies. It´s about 11:40. Plenty of hot chicas to be found. I sit with my beer and try to make eye contact with a few. Time was, that a glance and a smile would at least get a smile in return if not the girl coming over to say hi. No more. Did I get magically transported to Black? The girls seemed stand offish last night. They would just look away or continue chatting with their friends. I finally take the initiative and walk up to a couple. They did warm up at that point. I tried to close the deal with a couple of them. I asked how much. Both said exactly the same to me. 300 minimum. That´s about $100. I tried talking them down to 200. After a little effort, the first one said 200 would be OK if we went to the close by short stay hotel. She said it would be 300 if we went to my hotel since it was ¨lentos¨, slow. I took that to mean that my hotel was too far away. Hardly, it´s maybe another minute or two away walking then the short stay. She held firm to the 300 at my hotel. I declined. The second didn´t even budge on that. Madaho's used to be one of my favorites, but with that attitude and price I might as well go to Blacks. I leave.

Next I go to Affaire. Not good. 10 or so chicas but really none to my liking. At least the girls here have a good attitude. About half of them came up to introduce themselves. While I was there, I never seen so many guys come in, look around for about 30 seconds and then leave. There must have been 30 or so who did that. I have a couple of drinks and give my last drink to the last girl I talked to and left.

I head for a hail mary at New Ports since it looked good the previous night. Not as good last night. But Fabiona, who used to be one of my good standbys, was there. I thought it´s a done deal. We talk for a bit and then I ask her back to my hotel. She says it´ll be 100 dolares. This surprised me since I've seen here about 4 times and each time was 150 pesos. I countered with 200. She says no. It's 100 dollars. I walk away shaking my head. It's about 3 am by now and I'm debating calling it a night or trying to see if Rosa Marie is at Cattos. I decide to give it a try.

Since I´m walking by, I decide to pop into Hooks. Plenty a chicas and a couple that look promising. I decide to stay. Yessica, of the photo gallery fame, comes up and we talk. She is a nice looking girl but not my type. I like European looking girls. I glance and smile at the two girls that caught my eye. Each one comes over to introduce themselves. But saidly up close, they didn´t hold up. One good thing about offering the girls a cigarette is that by the light of the cigarette lighter you can get a decent look in a dark bar. By this point, I was tired, frustrated, drunk and nauseated from the cigarette smoke. I decide to call it a night. I paid and left. I did check the bills I got as change and all is good. The bar tender seemmed a little miffed that I was doing that. I noticed that the 20s also have fibers that light up under the black light at the bar. So that´s another inidicator.

100 dollars? Is this the going rate at Madaho's now. Have I lost my touch? Hopefully I can pick up some tips at the AMA meeting tonight. See you all there.

Exon123

03-23-04, 15:03

Exon Reporting : Well yesterday afternoon I had a 1:00 pm starting time with Fadiana. It lasted all afternoon till 5:30 pm so no pussy for me last night. We have been practicing a new finish. Just before I cum I put out and she jack's me off all over her tits and face, now isn't that romantic. And,moreover she's getting good at it. Tonight Carolina and I have an 8:00 pm tee off time,so it looks like I'll get laid a little latter. Im saving my sperm for her. Hey, a bunch of you have been hearing $100 USD dollar quote's. Strangely so have I. Was in Affair last night on a recon mission and ran across the girl that ruined Jackson's bed. Im sure most of you remember her from a previous post. Well she held firm at $100 USD, I latter got her to qoute $300 pesos but for added time for a total of two hours. I passed of course having drilled Fabiana three earlyier in the day. ------Exon

Jaimito Cartero

03-23-04, 17:17

Exon, 300 pesos is more than $100, of course, so not really a deal at all. For even TLT, I think $100 is the upper limit, personally.

I think that what happens is that so many guys will come in and splash money (Larry), and then everyone, thinks that you will pay $100US. The girls hear about this, and think that if one gringo will pay it, all of them will.

Dickhead

03-23-04, 17:32

Went back to Maipu 429, 5th floor no. 5. Different madam this time, a blond Anglo type vs. the dark gal from the previous visit. I knew I was kind of early at 1 PM but the selection was only four girls, including the one I did the first time who was the best looking of the lot. I wasn't going to do her again just based on GP so that really left me with three 5s. I chose a Porteña named Agostina for half an hour for 50. BBJ without asking and pretty good one at that, MPCFS, squirt, see ya. Free beer and very cold at that. Not near as nice of a room as last time and the mattress was all jacked up. Bathroom was clean though, and so were the towels.

Andres

03-23-04, 17:57

Alboroto:

Both: Some are real and some are traps. Usually, traps promise unreal things, such as a 21 y/o,100-60-100 girl doing BBBJTC for ar$10

Hope this helps,

Andres

Rezza

03-23-04, 18:20

Guys,

I have never been to B.A although I have a friend who moved there last year so am planning to be there for Xmas2004. Been on a few trips to Rio (Be there next week!) so can't wait to get to B.A. to sample the mongering and to compare the chicas ;)

The chicas in Rio are also quoting more in US dollars this year compared to last from reading reports. The reason why we are being quoted more might have something to do with the weakness of the $dollar, especially vs. the UK£ and Euros? I know I will definitly benefit on this trip compared to my last one in October 2003. I'll understand if I get charged say $R30 more in Rio as I get a much better rate!

Just a thought, maybe the chicas have started to get all economical and are reading the financial news and charge according to market rates and point of origin :)

Rezza

JackDaniels

03-23-04, 18:20

Reading Don Busch's report and having seen Black twice in a previous trip, I wonder why those read this forum would go there and why Don and JamesBond69 would want to go back there. It is just an average club with average girls looking for premium prices. I really did not see any stunners there.

Black is well located and seem to get recommended by the hotels. Hence the patrons are first timers and "tourists".

Those who have done their research know better.

Cheers.

Exon123

03-23-04, 18:51

JackDaniels ---- I tend to agree with you about "Black" , but on the other hand there's two or three in their I would spend the $300 dollars or more they want. And, Frankly their worth every penny of it . Its just that Im an admirer of DickHeads way of doing things and basic bottom line is, It doesn't take any brains to spend money. Any dumb shit can do that. Moreover the real fun about Buenos Aires is the hunt for the pussy not just the act itself. That all being said, There a blond in their I just might weeken on ----------- Exon

Mickey Mouse

03-23-04, 21:09

Exon,
I agree with you, much of the fun is in the hunt and negotiations. That's why I like moving around because things can change nightly and hourly.

Ola all! The Mouse (along with oxygen mask and IV bag) has finally limped home with a tear in his eye. It was great seeing Stormy, Dickhead, Exon, Moondog & Jackson again along with meeting some new friends.

The week included 11 girls (only 2 were old friends) of 4 nationalities from 6 different locations and "Not a single Bad Experience" among them. The costs for the most part (not including a tip for some) was 150p for 2 hrs or more, with a few exceptions of 200p - 250p for 2 hrs - TLN and 1 chica charged me 300p for 8 hrs (well worth it).

For the first time ever, I never made it to Madaho's or Solid Gold, but I will repeat Nuevo Estilo for the one or 2 that got away. DH, keep up those lessons for the rest of us!

Hope to see you all again soon,

The Mouse
"An Equal Opportunity Fucker"

Saint

03-23-04, 21:27

LA Larry,

Just got back from the Riviera but just read your report about going to Mar Del Plata. That is hilarious man. I gotta say I admire your sense of adventure just renting that rental car. Sounds like something crazy I'd do. Ha, ha.

As far as Black's. I agree with you. I do have to say that I've never had any problems there. I don't quite understand why guys like Jamesbond69 go there so much if he doesn't pull girls out and only goes to inform the clueless how BA works. I'm all for being muy tranquilo and not causing a scene. How does arguing with the bartenders, never pulling any girls out, telling all the customers that there are cheaper places in town make yourself a good customer there???

I'm not sure if you should be banned but like it or not, Black's is what it is. They are a business trying to make money. Every city has their version of "Black's". I've pulled some stunners out of Blacks. Usually I just get their phone number and see them during the day. The management is always nice to me and so are the bartenders and waitresses. I'm certainly NOT endorsing them. Yes, they can be a rip off. My only point is that if I owned a business and some guy that I considered to be pestering my clients, staff, etc. I'd probably ban him too.

In a place like Black's and anywhere else like it in the world....your best chances of scoring with the hotties if you go back over and over is to get a good reputation. Often times I don't pay much more than other places with Black's girls. I think the reason is these girls all talk to one another.

I'm not slamming you Jamesbond. I just don't have sympathy from you getting banned there from what you posted. Good luck.

Don Busch

03-23-04, 22:29

Why I want to get back into Black:

For me, short time with the club chicas is simply a losing proposition; I'm a fairly decent looking guy who believes in treating the escorts well and I like to think that I get better mileage than most from the escorts when I monger in Montreal but all that doesn't really matter in B.A. I don't speak Spanish plus given many of the chicas' short term mentality, most of my short time arrangments have ended soon after the first service is done. Of course, it could be that I'm just repulsive to all Portenas but the end result is pretty much the same.

So if I'm going to pay 200-250 pesos for a short time session on top of the exit drinks and tips, I might as well just go to Montreal which is a lot closer, where roughly the same amount of money can get me a full hour with a fairly attractive to very good looking escort (depends on who is working) who speaks English at reputable Montreal agencies like Asservissante or SatinDreamz delivered to my hotel room. In addition, it's rare to get an escort with a bad attitude at these agencies since they are selling companionship and sex, not drinks and have a clear incentive to pick attractive girls with good attitudes. I was at Madahos for five to six nights and never once did anyone there ask whether the chica whom I took out the night before, provided good service. As far the clubs are concerned, their idea of the perfect customer is JamesBond69's American law student who thought that he had to pay just to watch the ladies prance around. In B.A, whether to pay the chicas before or after is an issue. But in Montreal, so long as you're dealing with reputable agencies, the idea that paying first will result in poorer service is actually a bit ridiculous. It's like in McDonalds, paying first doesn't mean your McNuggets and fries will arrive soggy; there's just a basic sense of professionalism. I think it says a lot that when you click on the "Reviews" button on the Asservissante website, it links to the biggest Montreal monger board on the web. I doubt that any B.A club will ever have a link to the WSG on their websites.

It seem I have digressed, guess I just wanted to vent my frustrations at the messed up incentives that the B.A clubs have, hope my rantings haven't offended anyone. I actually do like B.A a lot; it's a safe, beautiful city with warm and friendly people, the fact that 1 US dollar buys 2.9 peso doesn't hurt either.

As I was saying, given that short time sessions with club chicas don't make sense for me; TLN is by far, the best option for me. Besides, cost-wise B.A beats Montreal hands-down for TLN. I agree with Exon123 that apart from the standard fare, Black sometimes have 2 or 3 real lookers who are a cut above the rest of the club chicas. Since I find it difficult to do a TLN with someone whom I don't really find attractive, I'm pretty much limited to those 2-3 lookers at Black which is why I want back in. Hopefully, on my next trip, the offerings at Madahos will pick up. Guess if all else fails, I could try the other clubs and there're always the internet chicas.

Mad Max,

Can you really get me back in? But I do have my pride, not much but some and I won't apologise to them or anything like that.

Thanks

Jak

03-23-04, 23:24

About the US$100 quotes that several were mentioning - when I was with an amiga at the end of Novenber (she works out of Madahos), she told me that the management told the girls that they should not be accepting anything less than US$100 to leave with a non- Argentinian guy. I knew this wasn't happening from reading the posts, but I'm beginning to wonder if this "push" toward US$100 is gaining steam. Anyhow, she said this was the management that was telling the girls this. I don't think she was BS'ing me for any reason. This might explain the higher quotes and firm stances more of these girls are taking.

MoonDog

03-24-04, 00:03

MM,

That was a fun night, and I enjoyed seeing old friends, and making new acquaintances.

We will do it again,

Moondog

Carlos Gardel

03-24-04, 00:43

Mr. Jak

About your last post: "...management told the girls that they should not be accepting anything less than US$100 to leave with a non- Argentinian guy."

That's very unfair, if true, IMHO. Especially considering Argentinian chicas who travel to Mexico City offering escort services, charge a going fee of $2000-2700 mexican pesos (about $177-240 US dollars, I think). I am told (by one of the girls, no less) that on good months of steady work, Argentinas from the www.divas.com.mx site can rack up to $10,000 US dollars. That's right, American dollars. No wonder they're so keen about coming here over an over.

I agree that Mexico's action can't compare with Bs. As. (national escorts are usually above the $100 US dollars mark) but that gives me impression that an Argentinian chica is entitled to squeeze your money from you just because she's beautiful and/or you're not from the same country as her.

A fellow monger from Mexico told me he went to Bs. As. to check famous Recoleta clubs, and he came back priding himself he had a great time with a model looking-type girl from Black for $500 AR pesos.

After reading WSG forum, I fear these girls will gladly suck your wallet dry, no matter your nationality. Maybe clubs there are only for wealthy tourists (which leaves me out of the game). Guess I'll be spending more time visiting private apartments.

Good luck, safe and fun adventures.

MiddleAgeGuy

03-24-04, 01:44

Pricing $100;
This is in the same vein as I mentioned earlier from when I was in BA in Jan/04. A Madahoita, A planned event away from her work that evening, was telling her Amiga that 200P minimum for short stays is what we will be charging at Madaho. (And sure enough that is what she asked for that night but it was an all nighter w/ dinner & dance.)
She did not distinguish expat or not but these two portenas were with a Latino and Americano that night.
I think I have read lately of 150P from Madaho but as Jackson said, he paid the 200P once now he is marked at Madaho. Oh, if the peso could only go back to 4P/$US.
MAG

Snowbird

03-24-04, 10:11

HERE IS A NEW ANGLE TO COUNTER THE NON-ARGENTINE ISSUE:

For a limited time only I will be selling birth certificates that show that you were born in beautiful Buenos Aires and were spirited out of the country as a mere babe, hence your lack of Spanish, and that being seperated from your country you should now rate a discount! These birth certificates will be so real that even holding them up to the light the girls from Madahos / Black / etc won't be able to tell if they are fake.

Satification guaranteed or your money back...unlike SF1707.

Now all the above is a joke, but, maybe Senior Jackson could get a certificate scanned in and with Adobe Photo Shop and I would do the rest. Imagine the look on the chicas face when she quotes the higher rate and you whip out your birth certificate.

In Senior Jacksons case its the only thing he may pull out or they still will want more money to accomodate him.

Dickhead

03-24-04, 12:02

Although on this visit I have been specializing in doing the young and naive types, I've been very surprised that none of the club girls have asked for money up front OR tips at the end. The only price inflation has been at Guemes 3221 where they are now asking 100. Also 429 Maipu is not open on Sat or Sun: M-F 11-9 per white madam, who is also offering self.

Free pizza night at Nuevo Estilo tonight.

Prokofiev

03-24-04, 13:22

"if I'm going to pay 200-250 pesos for a short time session on top of the exit drinks and tips, I might as well just go to Montreal where roughly the same amount of money can get me a full hour "

For those with little experience in BA, I think you will find that "short time" there never means a 10-20 minute quickie with the girl watching the clock - whether a street girl, club girl or escort. I never had a rushed session. But on several occasions I had a tough time getting them to leave. One club girl after telling me we had an hour, fell asleep for 2 and was in no hurry to leave after she woke up. Several street women wanted to stay the whole night.

Remember, part of what you are paying for is to get them to leave. My strategy has been to pay the minimum - for an hour. You usually get twice that if you are nice to her and for me, that is plenty of time. Should I happen to fall in love with her - and I always judge that AFTER I come - well you can always offer her some more money for more time. I see no sense in negociating a TLN with a girl you don't know and haven't tried before. And as noted many will leave anyway, because they have kids at home etc. Maybe I'm just getting old but after an hour or two of serious screwing I'm usually ready for her to go . . .

Peace, -P

Guille5

03-24-04, 14:40

Middle Age guy writes: ". Oh, if the peso could only go back to 4P/$US."

Man, how greedy can you get. Do you know how much more crime and disease that would cause Argentines. Maybe you dont have relatives there, but you dont have to be the "ugly American". Enjoy what you are getting. With all due respect.

Please, let's not start a flame war with this.

Thanks,

Jackson

JustGotBack

03-24-04, 15:10

¨Can't beat a night with the AMA¨

I had a great time meeting you guys at the AMA meeting last night. Why did it take me 3 years to finally attend a meeting?

We meet up at El Jefe's apartment. Really nice place by the way. And then went to a local restaurant for dinner. It's nice to step out of the tourist areas. After that the group broke up in two. One went to New Port and the other went to Affaire. I took the golden opportunity to learn from the master and went with him to Affaire. It was a lot more happenning then the night before. Plenty of chicas. I talked to a couple and Jackson pointed out this one girl Melinda. I talked to her for a bit while we were there but I didn't want to commit to anything since we were going to Madaho's next. I told her I would be back either later that night or the next night.

We head over to Madaho's but stop by New Port to pick up the rest of the crew.

Madaho's is in full swing. We base around a table with the occasional stroll through the club to see what was up. Jackson pointed out a couple of girls but as he said no matter who he suggests guys will just go their own way. I was no different. I tried to complete a deal with this one girl. We chat for a bit and I ask her if she would come back to my hotel with me. Instead of asking how much this time, I say ¨dos cien pesos, esta bien¨. She says ¨cien dolares¨, 100 dollars. I try negoitiating with her but to no avail. The $100 mark must still be upon me. One of the guys commented that I look rich. Damn, I gotta dress down and maybe not shave. It was about 3:30 or so by this point so I decided to get back to Melina at Affaire before they closed at 4. I say my farewells to the AMA and strike out.

I get back to Affaire and I see Melina the moment I walk in. She beckons me to sit with her. I order a couple of drinks and we continue where we left off. I ask her to my hotel. She says yes. I ask if 150 is good. She asks 150 dollars. I say no, pesos. She nods her approval. We vamanos shortly. It's closing time and all the girls start the parade to the door. By the way, when I got back it was still full of chicas but all the guys were gone. Just a room full of chicas.

We take the 5 second or so stroll to my hotel across the street and head up. Melina is 21, about 5'5¨, slim, brownish hair and your typical latina look. As the doorman says to me as we come in, ¨muy linda¨ very pretty. We spend some time dancing a bump and grind before starting the action. She has a really firm ass. Most girls sag out when they take off their painted on jeans, but her ass stayed just as firm. I normally stipulate BBBJ in the club as a matter of course, but to be honest I was kinda of desparate after 48 hours of frustration. I was willing to settle for a HJ or a LDTC at that point. So I got a CBJ. I tried ¨mi amore, por favor, chupar sin codom¨ but that was met with a shake of the heard. She also didn't kiss, I went in but she would always just give a peck on the check. No photos either. To say the least, I was fully cocked and on a hair trigger after 48 hours and my aborted attempt at Santa Fe earlier so I finished during the CBJ. Even covered she was good. No complaints, no rushing and a solid effort. She didn't rush toward the door afterwards and sat on the bed so I asked for a massage. She said she didn't know how but she gave it the college try. I sent her on her way after about 45 minutes total. At no point did she try to leave early or ask for money. I have to give her props for that. A good experience but not a GFE. She tells me she commutes 1.5 hours into BA. Looking back on it, many of my good experiences have been with girls that live in the burbs. I guess they aren't as jaded as those who live in the city. She also says it was her first night working. Ahh... sure.

Dickhead, did you say free pizza at Nuevo Estilo tonight? I'm there!!! OK, I was planning to go there anyways. Please oh please let Karla still be working there.

Luv Ass

03-24-04, 15:42

Hello Fellow Mongers,

United is running a special on flights to BA from Miami for an unheard of $389.00 or from Chicago or LA for $439.00. Check their special e-fares section on thier website. Flights must be booked by this Friday.

It's a great deal.

Dickhead

03-24-04, 16:21

Well, the pizza will be free for me. Non Dickheads may have to pay, I don't know, but how much could it be? Anybody wanna share a cab, PM me; otherwise I'm gonna be a Dickhead and take the bus, at least most of the way.

I have decided to become more goal oriented. My goal is to fuck a girl from every province in Argentina. There are 23 provinces in Argentina. Now the province of Tierra del Fuego, Anatarctica, and Islas Atlanticas (this is all one province and does NOT contain the Islas Malvinas) may be tough as it has a very low population, but I will settle for the other 22.

How am I doing so far? Well, I know for sure I have:

BA Province
Entre Rios
Santiago del Estero
Missiones
Chaco
Salta
Formosa
Corrientes
Santa Cruz
Córdoba

Almost half way there. Now of course some of the nameless and faceless may be adding to this 'putative' total.

A good place to go for coffee is the lingerie bar Pelvi's on Corrientes, NW corner of Esmeralda. $3 peso café doble, $4 pesos Brahma in bottle, $6 pesos VERY healthy dose of Criadores. The girls there do tend to get a 'little behind' in their work, if you dig where I'm coming from.

Alboroto

03-24-04, 18:43

Carlos Gardel,

What a name ... I will be at the Esquina of Carlos Gardel
this coming Friday eve.

You are correct when you mentioned about not matter where
are you from these ladies can sucked dried your wallet, someone
sent me a PM and told me since I am hispanic and speak the
language should not have a problem. Well, I got news for him,
first at all I was born in Central America and Argentinians in
general do not like us ... of course, living in US for over 40 years
what else is new and even if I speak the language, as soon
as they heard my accent ... Here comes another sucker !!!

Alboroto

Exon123

03-24-04, 19:41

Exon Reporting : DickHead, Stormy and others, heads up. Last night after recieving a full french from Carolina I attended the AMA meeting at Jacksons. Andres was there and after dinner gave a couple of us a guided tour of places most Norte Americana's don't see. One of the joints was called Dollys in Florce. Dickhead I know you would like Dollys as you are a value seaker. Its like 8 or 9 pesos to enter with 5 peso beers, a floor show and about 30 girls. What I really liked about it at first was the big screen, and I mean Big Screen showing the hardest Hard Core Porn right in the bar. Sorta gets you warmed up'd . Anyway next was the Chica pricing. 20 minutes no prolbem, 40 pesos, Oh you want a full half hour, sure that's 50 pesos, a full hour, perfecto that will be 100 pesos. Yes all this includes the room too. Oh you want an upgraded room. 10 mas pesos and you get a hot tub thown in on your room. What Im saying guys is this place warrants more review. Im heading back tonight. Oh and as I was checking all this out a chica was rubbing my dick right there at the table ---- Exon

Flexible Horn

03-24-04, 21:20

REGARDING COSTS;
In just over 3 weeks I have been entertained by 25 different girls, two girls twice and one four times making a total of 30 sessions,

2 Platinum 200 & 250 pesos 1-11/2 hours
2 Maadahos 200 & 250 pesos 11/2-2 hours
6 Newports 150 pesos 1-2 hours
6 Affaire 150 pesos 1-3 hours
3 Hook 150 pesos 1-2 hours
6 Santa Fee 1707 100 pesos 1 hour

I have visited other clubs and not taken ladys out, ie Black, beautiful girls but I am looking to take a TEN out of there, you know the model type.
I am a long way short of being an expert, but when negotiating the price, service & time with a girl (in my very, very limited spanish) I keep reminding myself that the average take home pay in BA is 500 pesos a month, the average in England, where I am from is approx 2000 pounds. So when a girl tells me its 250 pesos I think, would I pay this girl 1000 Pounds back home...NO.
So you just move on to the next girl, and beleave me if you have not been to the clubs in BA, theres lots of girls.
One Tree Hill & D Rock it was great to meet you, see you in London, The BEER'S on me..........

Flexible Horn....Still having Fun.

Jaimito Cartero

03-24-04, 22:07

In regards to pricing, I think you have to be firm on what you'll pay. Perhaps 300 pesos for a TLN might be reasonable, but anything more seems like a rip off. While I might go to Madahos on my trip next week, I doubt I'll pull if they have a $100US minimum for ST.

Most guys are horny, and if they go to a place and everyone is quoting them a price (even if it's double what they paid last time), they'll think with the little head.

JustGotBack

03-24-04, 22:13

¨It pays to go shoe shopping¨

So I decide to check out Maipu 429 today. Decent environment and plenty of chicas. Unfortunately of the 7 or so there only one was doable for me. They just weren't my type. They tend to be less European looking and heavy. I still would have been up for the one doable one but I couldn't remember her name and just decided to bail. I was only half heartedly interested in afternoon action to begin with. I'm glad I did bail.

So I decided to go shoe shopping. Side story. I chat with the sales guy and we do the standard what's your name and where are you from stuff. He asks me if I have a girlfriend which I thought was weird. After I got my shoes he asks me to wait a moment while he helps this woman. This is strange since mostly they head toward the register to lock in their commission. He helps this woman pick out a pair of shoes and walks back to me. He then introduces me and says to me that she's linda isn't she. I think he was trying to help me out. I freeze and blow the opportunity.

But here's the good part. There is an apartment not far from the shoe store that I've never been to so I decide to drop by just to check it out. I walk in and it's decent. The decor is better than Santa Fe. No red lights or pin ups on the walls if you are into that. It's just looks like someone´s bedroom. The madam asks me if I would like to see all the girls or is there one in particular I want. I say it's my first time here. She nods and the parade begins. My jaw drops. After the first one I think it must be downhill from here. It only gets better. The worst, the first was maybe a high 7 or an 8. Two were easily 9s. There were only four girls. Note, that my tastes run toward blond, blue eyed Euro looking women. So if yours don't, this is definitely not the place for you. These girls could be working in Amsterdam or Germany. The madam asks which one I wanted. Once again I couldn't stammer out a name. This time because the choice is so hard. I stall by asking how much. She says 100 for an hour, 70 for an half hour. A bargain for the quality. These girls are better looking than the $100 quoters at Madaho's. I must have had an indecisive look on my face because the madam offers me another option. 100 for two girls for 30 to 40 minutes. I quickly agree. I pick number 2 and number 4. A brunette and a blond. They come in quickly and start turning down the bed. Unusual since mostly places you just lie on top of the covers. They hop on the bed and start to undress and ask me to do the same. I lie down and they start a tag team CBJ. I didn't ask for BBBJ. They switch off between my little head and my sack. That is a sight I will remember forever. Don't ask to take pictures. I did and it was met with a friendly no. The great part about this was that they honestly seemmed to be having fun. They were smiling and giggling and telling me how lindo I am. Yes, I know it's an act but it's better than being clinical. They ended up wearing me out. I'm still a little tired right now. No rush, no complaints, just damn good service. We chat for a bit afterwards and I ask if a lot of foreign guys come in. They both said not many. Mostly just local Argentinians. I think they cater to the daytime businessman crowd since their hours are 8am to 9pm. I didn't think anyplace would be opened that early. Oh I got a drink with it as well. Unlike the warm stuff you get at other places. They brought in a clean class and an ice cold unopened can for me. Even the bathroom was clean. What cracked me up was that one of them was good at faking an American accent when she spoke certain words. She didn't speak English per se, but she knew a few words. All in all, this is it for me. I might have to swear off the clubs at night to save my energy for this place. I'll still look of course.

Where´s this place? I'm going to have to be greedy for now and hoard it to myself until I leave. I don't want to open the flood gates and kill my chances of the magical double again. Don't worry, it won't be long. Senior members and attendees of the AMA meeting PM me and I'll give you a heads up. Just leave me some please.

Oh, I had an insight while Melina was massaging me last night. I think my $100 problem has a lot to do with the girls I pick. The one last night at Madaho's is a prime example. During the time I was watching. She sat with and was left behind by two separate guys. That was a clear sign that she would be tough to close the deal with. Live and learn.

One Tree Hill

03-24-04, 22:56

Flex Horn,

Great seeing you in BA. It was lots of fun. Just got back today. After reviewing my video and pics I am honestly heart broken to be back stateside.

Hope to post a few pics in the next day or two along with a few write ups.

Hope to see you in London sometime. Cheers!

OTH

Jaimito Cartero

03-25-04, 04:08

JGB, perhaps at the next AMA meeting, they'll tie you up and lock you in a room with crazy Emily for the night. :0

Holding out on your brothers for your own gain. Look at what some of the brothers have done to help each other. The Mouse took one for the team for Exons girl so she could pay her rent. If MM and Exon are gone, most of the blondes will be safe for awhile.

Don Busch

03-25-04, 05:35

Prokofiev,

I don't think that I ever mentioned anything about getting 10-20 minutes quickies from the club chicas. My average short-time sessions while limited in numbers, has averaged about 1.5 hour. I do believe there is a distinction between simply being unfamiliar with B.A's P4P scene and being a sucker.

Given that my average short time session in B.A is 1.5 hours, is the one full hour with a Montreal escort for the same price a worse deal? Also, I tend to find the Montreal ladies more attractive.

I'm sure there are club chicas who will stay much longer than 1.5 hours but I'm curious as to how many of them include girls that are pulled out early and who don't have any problems getting at least two clients a night in clubs like Madahos and Black?

I agree that TLN is a risky propostion in that the chica is an untested product. But for the real lookers, I see the TLN as an investment; so long as she's thinking about her next client, she won't be relaxed and the session might not go as well as opposed to her not having to worry about anything except waking up in a nice hotel room the next morning.

Woof Woof

03-25-04, 06:11

Just returned to the States after two weeks of bliss in heaven. Before I report on my adventures with chicas in Buenos Aires and Calafate, I want to acknowledge and thank Jackson and other fellow mongers for the wealth of information on this great board.

Checked into my hotel in late morning and met up with Roxana in the early afternoon for the city tour. Had a late lunch with her at an outdoor restaurant in La Boca facing the port. Forgot the name of the joint but it had a stage where there were some tango dancing. Highly recommended for fried calamaris. She also set me up with Keyssi (on Platynum) later that night. Keyssi is also known as Denise on Area-Vip.

Keyssi is a 5'6" blonde with hard bolt-ons. She's 21 y.o., very sweet, likes to sing, and acts more like a teen. She did a striptease which gave me a boner in no time. Service included CBJ, MSOG, and anal. Cost was 150 pesos/hr plus 25 pesos for propina and cab fare altogether.

I did go to 1707 Santa Fe everyday as it was only a 10 minute walk from my hotel. I know other posters will disagree with me on this but for me, the 1707 SF apartment was the best in terms of service/price ratio of all the apartments I visited during my stay in BA. I was tempted to select Barbara and her smoking body on several occasions but ended up boycotting her based on Jackson's and others' experiences with her.

So here is my ranking of the chicas at 1707 SF. Ratings for looks/service/attitude on a 5 point scale: five being tops, one being pathetic.

Celeste, the blonde Paraguayan was easily the best of them all-total gfe, dfk, bbbj, anal. I ended up seeing her three times including twice on outcalls to my hotel. Works day shift. 4/5/5

Paola-petite and very cute brunette. DFK, bbbj for an extra 20 pesos, and anal for extra 50 pesos. Also saw her three times including twice at my hotel. Works day shift. 5/4/4

Analia-has red hair and a dolphin tattoo just below her belly-button. She works the late shift. Smoking body. CBJ, DFK and extra for anal. 5/4/4

Jessica - leggy brunette, CBJ, no DFK, extra for anal. Works day shift. 4/4/4

Valeria - blonde, tight body, lots of tattoos, CBJ, no DFK, extra for anal. Saw her late at night. 3/3/4

I also checked Guemes 3221 (2A) and the fat madam Araceli introduced me to both Jade and Cecilia there. I liked Jade's looks more than Cecilia's who is very petite and is more like a tomboy. Jade can also speak decent English. Had bbbj, dfk, and covered MSOG with Jade. I didn't get the impression that Jade was going to be at Guemes for too long as she gave me her email address to check with her first before I return to Guemes on my next visit to BA. With Cecilia, who is more of a light brunette, I didn't get bbbj but anal was included in the menu. Rates were 100 pesos per hour. One thing Guemes has over SF 1707 is that the bathroom is in better shape.

I also called several Platynum chicas and ended up seeing them at their apartments. One I especially liked was Sabrina who is a tall fake blonde who works with Delma at Suipacha 921, 12C. That's the building across from Hooks and Catto's. Their number is 4315-6243. Sabrina has a great face, a big tattoo on her lower back. I asked her to wear something sexy so she put on red fishnet stocking. For 150 pesos/hr I got DFK, CBJ and anal. She also insisted on going a second round. I tipped her 20 pesos for the extra effort. There is another girl I met there who goes by Nicole. Very skinny blonde, with a ring in her nose. Her looks didn't do anything for me. In the same building at Suipacha 921, 6C, there is another chica who advertises as Caterina on Platynum. Great body but her face had too much acne so I was out of there.

Another chica from Platynum I saw at her place was Ingrid (4961-0884 or 4961-0866). She's a fake blonde with a smoking body. Face was not as good as in the pics but she has a fun and sweet personality. For 150 pesos/hr I got CBJ, interminable and great BLS action, lots of DFK and anal. The place is at Ecuador 1250 (4C) in Barrio Norte, a couple blocks off Santa Fe. There were two other chicas working there too, one of whom had a great face although she was on the thick side. Her name is Lupe.

Updates for Jackson: Lavalle 1735 5B is no longer in operation. There is a family living there now. The apartment at Esmeralda 975, 9E has been shut down by the cops. When I went there, the front door was taped with police tape and some kind of statement from the PFA. It was kinda funny how I got into the building in the first place. For some reason, I thought it was apartment 7E so I rang there. Some chica said something I couldn't figure out so I just said I wanted servicio. There was a long silence then the building guard came and opened the front door and asked who I wanted to see. I said I wanted to see some chica in 7E for servicio. So he let me in. I went up and rang the bell at 7E. A drop-dead gorgeous chica opened the door and I said WOW! I wanted her ass then she slapped me on the face and slammed the door shut.

That's it for now. More to follow.

JustGotBack

03-25-04, 13:47

¨Solo mirador esta noche¨

Last night was a night off for me. I decided to save my bullets. After dinner with some of the AMA members I head over Neuvo Estilo. I have been here since the renovation. It's bigger. The place was packed for free pizza night. When I left, the bouncer was keeping people from coming in. There was a line out front. A good amount of chicas with more than a few that were doable. If you don't see what you like, hang for a bit because the girls go to the hotel with someone and come back fairly regular. There's a lot of volume in this place unlike the first line clubs. The moment I walk in I'm greeted by Melina, the girl I took from Affaire the night before. She works here to. She offered my free pizza which I declined since I was stuffed. It's really a friend bunch of local guys that hang out here. When I went up to the bar to get a drink, a group of them asked me if I was alone. I said yes and they asked me to join the group. I could only understand maybe 25% of what they were saying, but I chimed in eagerly when they said a chica was hot and that was enough to keep me in the gang.

I leave and take a cab to Cattos. The cab driver and I had a nice chat about the various BA clubs. I get to Cattos and the place is fairly active with chicas and guys. I get a drink at the bar and a couple of girls chat me up. I like this place, low pressure and the girls will talk to you for as long as possible even though they are supposed to get you to buy a drink. I tell them right away that I'm only looking tonight but they keep me company instead of dashing off right away. There is this cute little brunnette who actually speaks decent English. She is definitely a possibility.

I drop by Hooks to see if I can find some of you AMA members but the place is deserted of guys. Lots of girls, but I don't recall any customers in there at all.

I call it a night. Got to save my bullets for my dream place. Why did I wake up so late today? The place has been opened for 5 hours aready. I like my chicas fresh. Don't worry just one day left to go before I post the location. Those who PMed me, you'll get it as soon as I can get to the PM section.

JC, funny thing is. I have taken Emily at least once every trip I've made. I haven't seen her at all this trip. She's a BA institution for me. Sure she's a little on the clingy side, but she's hot and get's the deal done. Just grab her right before you leave town to keep the stalking down.

Saint

03-25-04, 15:35

Justgotback,

Funny about Emily. I haven't heard from her in a long time and got an email from her the other day. I chatted with her on IM's the other day. She seems happy. She has a normal boyfriend (although she said he is ugly). She also has a normal job now and only works when "she has to". I hope her life has stabilized. She really is a nice girl.

Enjoy.

Saint

P.S. Glad you're having fun Flexible Horn. Sure beats the hell out of London..huh? Is the average wage in London really $3,700 a month?

Mickey Mouse

03-25-04, 18:34

Good to see that Catto is doing well, they deserve it! Too bad Hooks didn't have any guys spending money in there the other night. MMMMM, wonder why?
MM

White Shark

03-25-04, 18:51

Hi Guys,

I’m in Buenos Aires, I can’t believe how nice everything is.

The town is just great, people are very nice and polite, food is gorgeous and from a golfer points of view many courts with very high level and extremely accessible prices!
I’ve check in Murano book from Mayra and the hotel is very nice and clean, just what I was looking for, nice big room a Jacuzzi in the bathroom and a great breakfast buffet in the morning.

From a mongering point of view no problem at all.

I’ve get three girls in two days and the hotel staff escorts them in my room without any hassles.

Vanessa the girl working with Roxanne during her absence book with Libia, and I should concord with other forum reports she is good, very like the pictures in the www.argentinaprivate.com, very good English and long stay without checking the clock.
Only funny thing about her she took the hotel shampoo and bathroom bottles from the bathroom!

Actually I don’t care about it, it’s just curious that she did it, instead ask for.

Second girl was Mary, actually I didn’t choice her, but Vanessa send her because and that particular period there were not any other girls available.

Very firm body, probably thirty years old but look good, great blowjob and nice long fuck.
She had very great experience, basic English knowledge and I should sure recommend her to all of you.

Third girl is Cameron, actually I didn’t book for her, I was waiting another girl but it’s been a very good surprise.

Probably Vanessa mistake about her but not problem at all.

She is 24/26 years old, brown long air, blue eyes and a sweet body with ass to die for……
Probably she is been the best so far, just great blowjob with a lot of licking and ball and ass including, long fuck with a sweet wet pussy and no problem for anal.

I’ve read some very interesting report about a position call “the spoon” and I was wondering to tried, well I just lie down her on me, with her legs strait up in the air in front of me with her back to me and then I lift her leg, she seams like it a lot especially when I got her clit and she gets a good fingering while I ride her ass hole. It was definitely good but my favorite anal position is when she's on her back, legs up in the air, looking at me in the eye. You could se all her body, tits, face. Of course, this position allows for really deep entry, too.

I went like that for a while then I could not hold any more and left my load on her.
It was good, very good, I really enjoy Cameron only negative things she didn’t allow me to take any pix of her.

I’m sure any way you could get her easily true Roxanne, so please don’t miss her she is a gem.

Price for all the three girls was the usual 150 per hour plus taxi.

I’ll be around fro other 5 days so anyone would like to give any suggest or join me for dinner and mongering action please PM.

Please excuse my broken English, I will be back with the rest of the trip report with the other stay.

Take care guys.

Happy mongering to everybody!

Exon123

03-25-04, 20:17

Exon Reporting : --- Mickey Mouse, I happend in to Hook's last night . And you remember the white haired door man that always starts singing, " Sing'en in the rain " everytime he see's me . Well we had church about your thief of the 120 pesos they ripped you off for. I made it quite clear that all Northe Americano's knew about it via the internet and we as a group of customers were quite pissed off about it and not going to patronize the place. Moreover I refused to go in and walked into Catto's. I could tell by the expression on his face he knew exactly what I was talking about . With what DickHead & Stormy did, plus me, the word is out with them . I only post this rather than a PM so the whole board will know and hopefully other members & non-members who read this will also remind them at Hook that its not good business to rip off American's ------------ Exon

Exon123

03-25-04, 20:34

Exon Reporting : --- Well we finally made it after two try's, but Jackson and I made it out to Roberta's Comedor. This time it was forty pesos oneway for Jackson and Myself by Remis. Guess what it was two pesos ninty centavo's for all three of us to come back by train. Yep its cheaper by train quicker and more fun riding with the Argentine's . Any way Roberta had recipets for the $100. US dollars I gave her last Saturday, seems she had bought a bunch of beef and other goodies for thr kids. I was given the job of taking pictures while Jackson did the paper work. Bottom line is Jackson signed them up and issued a $250 peso mini grant on the spot. I know, I know this belongs in the WSG charity section which I expound on later ---- Exon

Mickey Mouse

03-25-04, 20:41

Exon,
Yes, he use to treat me very well before that night, but now he hides when he sees me. I also think it is even "More Important" for "Every Business & Argentine" in BA to realize that, if they run a fair business and treat Norte Americanos well, they will be rewarded by a loyal patronage and make many $ and Pesos while they are at it. Isn't that what this is all about? They make money, we have our fun and everyone has a good time along the way!
MM

Interceptor

03-25-04, 20:44

OK, not a report, just a tiny introduction and a thank you. I am new member, going to BA for the first time next tuesday for a few days. Seems like this is going to be a regular stop for me for the next months (for business) so I did my homework (isn't that professional or what ?) and found this forum. I read, again and again, took notes and I do hope that I'll make good use of all your priceless efforts in sharing the knowledge to limit/avoid rip-offs and just have a good time (I am italian, and so I get by in spanish just by speaking my home language. That should make it easier). I promise that on returning I will share any good and bad experience I had, including pictures if allowed to. Keep up the good work guys.

Ciao, from Italia.

EDITOR's NOTE: Posting of this report was delayed pending revisions to capitalize the word "I". To avoid future delays, please use a capital "I" to refer to yourself in future reports. Thanks!

JustGotBack

03-25-04, 21:06

Saint, I completely and utterly agree with wishing Emily luck. I have to admit that I kind of like her. If any of you have spent anytime taking to her, you'll come to the realization that she is a great girl that had something go horribly wrong with her life. At her core though, she's still a great girl. I hope things work out for her. I was a little disappointed when I've been in Madaho's and she hasn't been there. She's always been there. Well except when she was at PlayWoman. You know what I mean.

JustGotBack

03-25-04, 21:33

"The blush is off the rose"

So I went back to my dream place today at about 2pm. Different madam this time. Yesterday it was an older blond. Today it was a younger blond. Same basics though. I go into the bedroom and the parade begins. The same exact girls but in a different order. The funny things is that one of the girls I didn't pick remembered my name. The two I did pick didn´t. Figures. So I go for a repeat performance. I made sure to get their names today. Camela, the brunnette, and Marlena(close anyways), the blonde. The session started out with a little tension. Camela got a condom and went to open it with her teeth. Marlena said why, we don't need that for the chupar, blow job. They talk for a bit and I couldn't exactly follow it, but sadly Camela won out and she puts on the hat. I guess I could of swayed the outcome, but I'll ask for BBBJ, but I'll settle for CBJ if the girl is in anyway uncomfortable. Clearly Camela doesn't do BBBJ. She would also wipe things off during each switch. Marlena wouldn't. So of the two I would give Marlena the nod. She is a better provider as well. So if you want BBBJ I would try Marlena. Camela would rush off at the end of the session to go to the bathroom but would return. Marlena would just lie there with me. Brief descriptions. Camela, 26 or so(If forget), brunette, taller leaner body type. Marlena, 26 or so too, blond(dyed), somewhat shorter and heavier in comparison.

Here's my update for today. I guess the glow has worn off for me since I'm not as jazzed up about it as yesterday. I would lower my rankings for each by one. Camela and Marlena would still rank at least an 8 for me especially compared to any other apartment girls. Together as a duo though for 100 pesos, I give them a 10. Where else can you get two pretty girls for 30 minutes for $33(USD)? And don't forget there's a drink with that. There was one big difference today. I didn't ask for the prices but just said two girls for 100 pesos right. This different madam said, yes for 15 minutes. I said I got half an hour yesterday. She then said that was OK. So if you guys only get quoted 15 minutes for a duo, try mentioning that your friend got 30 minutes.

In conclusion, was it worth it to go back today. HELL YEAH!!!!!! If anything it was better this time around since I was fully loaded.

I was planning to go back tomorrow, but I don't want to seem like a pervert by going every day. They were a little surprised to see me again. They said I must really like boliches. Oh, I almost forgot. They both speak some English to my surprise, we were talking and they asked me something. I said I didn't understand and Camela repeated it. I still didn't understand but then Marlena says it in American accented English. I ask her if she speaks English and she says yes. I then ask Camela and she says yes. They qualify by saying they don't speak all that well but it sounded at least as good as my Spanish.

Here's the address. I can't take credit since Andres posted it. I just went to check it out. It's Suipacha 921 6C. Look for his post for pictures. They're about right.

Luv Ass

03-26-04, 00:11

Anyone,

There's a new girl, Barbara on the Escorts-Argentina.com website that looks very nice. Says she speaks english. Anyone had any experiences good or bad with her and know if she offers sevicio completo?

Andres

03-26-04, 02:59

Watch out when researching in BA!
Just take the usual cautions (like asking the board first).

Fresh news from Clarin: 15 women and 6 men arrested after Police busted a whorehouse.

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Flores: detienen a 15 mujeres y seis hombres en un allanamiento en un prostíbulo

Quince mujeres fueron detenidas esta noche durante un allanamiento en un prostíbulo en el barrio porteño de Flores. El procedimiento fue en una casa ubicada en la calle Granaderos 599, donde también fueron demorados seis clientes que serán liberados luego de que se les tome declaración testimonial. También se incautó material pornográfico, preservativos y prótesis.

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I used to visit Granaderos a LONG time ago (1993? 1994?). I guess that now they were working "uncovered", so Police took action.

Andres

Opebo

03-26-04, 04:45

Andres,

What do you mean by working 'uncovered'?

Andres

03-26-04, 11:05

Uncovered by Police protection, an euphemism meaning that either you pay the Police or you are busted.

Exon123

03-26-04, 16:23

Exon Reporting : Its 3:30 and Im down town on Cordaba in between Florida street and Cafe Orleans. My plan is to seek out Fabiana at Orleans and Fuck her brians out or the other way around for the rest of the afternoon --- He,He,He ---- Exon

Exon123

03-26-04, 16:49

Exon Reporting : 3:50 in the afternon --- Rats, curse the bad luck Fabiana is not there . I'll try the telephone . ------ Exon

JustGotBack

03-26-04, 17:25

¨Saved the best for last.¨

So I start out at Madaho's last night at about midnight. The place is packed and getting more packed as the minutes go by. But for the most part, the same old girls as every other night. I talk to a few just to pass the time while I have my drink, but I don't even try to close the deal. It's just too rich for me here now. I'm grouping Madaho's in with Black. I nice place to shop, not a good place to buy.

I head out to Cattos at about 1:15 or so. I'm hoping to finish on a high and get Rosa Marie again. Sadly, as I'm entering she's on her way out with someone else. Why did I waste all that time at Madaho's!!!!! She comes by and gives me a peck on the cheek. I settle in for a drink anyways. A couple of girls come over to chat. They eventually ask if I wan't company and I say maybe, but not right now. They wish me well and blend back into the crowd. I like the girls´ attitude here. Unlike Madaho's or Black the girl's will still come to you even with a passing glance. Even when you tell them you haven't decided yet, they are very friendly. The girls at Madaho's just storm off and you are now a loser to them. They won't even look in your direction anymore. You've insulted them. Whatever. Anyways, one of the girls I talked to starts singing and dancing along with the strippers by the stage. That's all it took. What's with these Brazilian girls? They really know how to dance just right. I go up to her and say she dances well. We chat and then get down to business. I ask how much. She says cien, 100. I say what? She clarifies cien dolares. I say, no, too much, the other girls go for 150 pesos. She asks for 200 pesos. I agree but stipulate DFK, BBBJ, photos, videos and everything. She says of si. Why be cheap on your last night? We hang until we finish our drinks and head to my hotel. What a transformation when she comes down after she changes her clothes. She looks like a business woman. She's wearing a suit. Very respectable and classy.

We get to my hotel in recoleta and she says her apartment is just a couple of blocks over. We head up to the room. She spends the first 15 minutes are so giving me a world class strip show. I can't take it anymore and we start the main event. She's good. She's Brazilian. In some ways that's good and in some bad. Last night it was all good. We got back to my hotel at about 2:30 or so and finished up at about 4:00. Afterwards she just laid in bed and started watching TV. She says let's watch a movie. So we watched this made for TV movie on Cinecanal. She leaves at about 6 or so. Talk about not rushing off. Many girls are dressed and on the way to the door by the time you come out of the bathroom after cleaning up a bit. Let me make it clear that I only asked for short time, una hora. She gave me good value for my 200 pesos. Her stats, 24 yr old, blond(real I think), 5´6¨ or so, brown eyes with blue contacts, curvy but not fat at all, D cup and as she states no silicon, all natural. I believe it. Her name is Rafaela and she has business cards. Most girls just scribble down there numbers on a scrap of paper.

I'm leaving tonight and I'm already in my pre departure depression. I don't want to go!!! It's only going to get worse when I get home.

Signing out until next time.

Exon123

03-26-04, 17:49

Exon Reporting : Cornner of Vincente Lopez and Juain 4:50 pm --- YES the telephone worked. Fabiana will be in my apartment in 40 minutes. Doing some quick math, in 45 minutes I will have my dick all the way inside Fabiana. He,He,He. I'll report latter ---- Exon

Exon123

03-26-04, 20:18

Exon Reporting : 7:10 pm, just put Fabiana in a cab at the Taxi stand in front of Mc Donalds . Mission acomplished, two orgasmos since her arrival at 5:30 pm. The second was kind of unuasal in the fact we did it both laying down on our backs facing different directions . Picture that Mongers, He,He,He . Now I have the rest of the night to myself which will include more Recon and dinner.-------------------- Exon

Andres

03-27-04, 10:29

For adventurers: Boliche in Moron suburb

For those of you tired of the "same old same old" circuit, I give you the coordinated of a place located quite far from downtown, in the suburb of Moron (reported on the local board)

Buen Viaje 805, upstairs
Moron, Provincia de Buenos Aires
Phone: 4627-9616
Open day and night, but full of teenagers on weekends.

1 block from the cathedral, take the Sarmiento train line at Once station, it takes 45 minutes to get there.

5 to 15 girls, 4 reported as "interesting".
ar$45 the hour.
Caveat: The facilities doesn't seem to be well maintained.

Hope this helps,

Andres

Roxanne

03-27-04, 12:03

Hey, Guys:

I will celebrate my Birthday with all the perverts in Buenos Aires on Sunday,28th at 22:00 in a traditional restaurant and parrilla in Palermo Viejo neighbourhood.

The restaurant is here since 1953 and it used to be the bar and general store of the neighbourhood. It's name is "LO DE JESUS".

The prices are good; it's for locals and it's located in:

GURRUCHAGA 1406 and JOSE A. CABRERA street. The tel. number is: 4831 1961.

I will also invite some of our beauties, and as we usually do, the bill will be shared by the Men.

Please, send me a PM to confirm your presence, so I can give the people at the restaurant an aprox. number of guests for them to get ready the table for us.

See you then, kisses, Roxana.

Exon123

03-27-04, 14:02

Exon Reporting : After the two orgasmo's with Fabiana yesterday afternoon, ( that girl can fuck ), I planned on an early night. Dinner in Recloeta and then some recon in the local clubs. I ended up in Afaire looking for the girl that ruined Jacksons bed as I wanted some small talk with her. I.E. she owed me something for the $400 dollar matterss I had to come up with . Well anyway she was not there, (probably home bleading), so I continued my Recon mission viewing the Chica's. You how sometimes you run accross a five or a six and you want to fuck her just because she's a sexy *****. Well theres was one in there last night. This Chica was nothing special but there was just something about her. Maybe it was the way she was french kissing me as she was jacking me off at the bar that perked my interest. So as I was finger fucking her I whispered in her ear $150 peso's, "se" she say's but you must first buy me a drink. How much is the drink I ask, "30 peso's " she replys, No was my responce. Ok she says lets do $100 pesos for me and $30 pesos for the drink. Now I realize Ive dug myself a hole. I really don't want to fuck her as Im saving my sperm for Carolina tonight, so what to do. Ive let my mouth write check my ass can't cash, well it could have but it just wasn't worth it. How to get out of the delemma and keep everyone happy. So I pull $10 pesos out of my pocket put down her blouse, feeling up her tits as I do, and ask for a back rub. Shes right on it and after about 10 minutes of this I politely say good night and go home to a good nights sleep. And the beauty of this wise decission is now I have sperm for Carolina tonight -------- Exon

Dickhead

03-27-04, 14:35

I am back in England and it is time for a re-cap. Overall I think this was my best trip, because of the consistent quality and total lack of bad experiences (okay, having the shits for six days straight might qualify). I used no Viagra. I did try Cialis once but then I was too sick to monger for two nights so I wasted it. I did a nice mix of old favorites and new talent. Let's see: 4 different gals at 3 different apartments, one an old favorite. 1 girl brought home 3 times from Catto's (my personal favorite on this trip) and 1 one time from Hook's (which is now under boycott although I never got a chance to go back there). Did the waitress from Nuevo Estilo 3 times but alas could never get to the elusive and extremely popular Antonela. Nailed my favorite streetwalker one time but I think it was the last time. Too bad, so sad.

The last night I did not monger and went to bed early. I did drink a lot of whiskey in Pelvi's on Callao and I can attest that both Pelvi's pour strong drinks. I had a daytime flight, a first, and it was nice to be well rested for the endless journey. I feel pretty good now and I still have another day to rest before I go back to work. Overall I didn't drink as much on this trip as on previous ones although the Mouse and Stormy did pour some wine down my throat which is rare for me.

Some observations: My hotel charged me the double room rate every time a brought a chica back at night. Fair enough. In the past I've always had a double room so it wasn't an issue. Absolutely no chicas asked me for any tips at any time on this tour. I think that is because the hotel seems to show I can't afford it, as does my overall understated financial manner. Lots of BBJs and in fact only two were fully covered. I definitely met some good dick suckers on this trip, plus some who needed work but were eager to learn. I saw no real signs of inflation other than the taxi cabs. BTW we got two I think were crooked. The meter clicked two increments at once. I think next time I will make a show of writing down the cab number and tell them I am going to report them, just to mess with their minds a little bit.

The weather was perfect. Back in 8 weeks.

Dick for Brains

03-27-04, 16:27

Dickhead,

I was a little curious why there was no mention of Maria on this trip? Did you two have a falling out?

DfB

Emeritus

03-27-04, 16:43

Well went to an apartment today:

1578 Ayacucho 1 A
Phone 4825 7684

Both the girls on the website they are not as nice as the pictures on web site. I guess that is par for the course. anyway this excursion was all pretty mater of fact. Liz the dark haired one doesn’t speck English.

The blonde came out from her client for some reason came over to introduce her self and a kiss on the cheek and then back to work.

Price is 100 pesos an hour the session begins with an all right massage I tried to direct her to personalize my massage but to no avail.

Condom went one right away I had asked earlier in my poor Spanish if possible to have sex then massage then another round of sex of course she said yes. However when it came time for that chain of events to happen she said it was 1 time only.

Attitude wasn’t bad. Just mechanical for the money and definitely not very accommodating. YMMV YOUR MANIFESTATION MAY VARY but I am quite sure they’re finer females to be found.

Just my 2 cents worth.

Exon123

03-27-04, 19:02

Exon Reporting : Well I fucked up and weakend. Was down town shopping and thought I'd stop into Cake Orleans and there was Blond Caroline. So we got to talking and she offered a massage. I thought for a minuite and said how about a transatory hotel, (its so borring fucking in the apartment all the time) she suggested the Horizontie Hotel and I asked if theres was some place other than the Horizontie. Then Caroline suggested the Hotel Monaco, about four blocks from the Cafe and off we went. Great little place the hot tub room was not avaiable,but the four star room was for 38 pesos. She started off sucking my toes and moved right on up to my balls. Now I want to tell you mongers if you like BBBJ's and Porn, well I was in heaven. I love good porn,(Im such a sicko), but the experience of watching a good blow job on video and at the sametime recieving one in real time, well I just loved it. Anyway Caroline kept at it and at it untill, well I just couldn't help it and shot my load. The sperm I was saving for the other Caroilina. Anyway it was a great BBBJTC . So now its massage time and she really did a good job for about an hour. Then she informs me that she wants an orgasmo and starts working on my dick, makes it hard, slides underneth me and keeps fucking me till she comes. Frankly it was a great experience and I highly recomend blond Caroilna from Cafe Orleans ---- Exon

Mickey Mouse

03-27-04, 20:56

Exon,
I refer to this Carolina as "The Ball Washer" and I also had a great time with her for @2 1/2 hrs. So, if you want to meet the Vacuum Cleaner, just let me know.
MM

JustGotBack

03-27-04, 21:24

Andres, your post about this Moron boliche reminded me of the other Moron boliche I went to. The 12 peso one. If any of you guys are uneasy about going to Moron at all, don't be. It's safe and easy. It's nice to get out of the city and into the burbs.

I keep forgetting to mention some extra info about Suipacha 921. It's just in a regular apartment building. When I left after my first time, two little girls were hold hands in their doorway across the hall and staring at me. Ahh.... Hola? Anyways, it's dark on that floor for some reason. I originally rang the wrong doorbell. When you get out of one of the elevators, head right, go around the corner and come to the end of the hall. It's the door on the right. Bring a flashlight to confirm.

L Duke

03-28-04, 00:09

Sorry for these posts being a bit dated. But found posting in a internet cafe not convenient. I'll try posting a couple of reports each day.

Day 1

March 16 - Arrival

Note: My user name used to be LDukeK. To conform with the Senior Member standard my name has been changed to L Duke.

After years of lurking on the WSGForum and looking through the various escort sites, I finally decided to make my first trip to BsAs.

When I was looking at the Apartment section of the board, I came upon a post by Stoly about an apartment he had available for rent. I contacted him and worked out the details for my 9 day stay.

At the airport, I was met by a Remis and whisked to my apartment in Recoleta. Upon my arrival, Stoly was still busily at work putting the finishing touches to the apartment. I was the first guest at his apartment and from the looks and smell of it the building was band new. It was a decent sized studio like apartment with a queen sized bed, dining table, a small couch and a kitchen area. There was a large TV, a DVD and Satellite TV, a air conditioner and balcony. The bathroom had a bidet and the bath was equipped with a Jacuzzi. As Stoly said later, I was the Beta tester for his apartments.

After getting settled in to the apartment, I called Roxanna and let her know I had arrived.
Roxana called back to let me know she had booked a 3-way with Debora and Denys. The pictures on Platynum of these two girls are exceptional. I was anticipating quit a session with these two ladies. Finally the moment of truth came. When I finally opened the door and greeted the chicas...well lets just say it was a bit let down.

Being the first appointment just hours after my arrival, I figured I'd make the best of the situation. Although they definitely did not look as good as there pictures, by no means were they dogs.

I seemed to have more chemistry with Debora and having Denys was like having a 3rd wheel. The interaction between the two girls was almost non-existent. It was like the other girl did not know what to do when I was busy with one of them.

All in all I would not recommend these ladies either for 3-way or individually. As I learned later, there are better ladies out there. Roxanna had great recommendations and there are good reports of escorts on the forum. If you listen to them, your chances of being disappointed will be greatly reduced.

I went to the AMA meeting at Jackson?s apartment. It was bit confusing putting WSGForum names to the faces, since we introduced ourselves by our first name. It did not take long for me to identify Exon123. The story's in person are told the same way as in his posts. Along with the very colorful Exon, there was also Mickey Mouse, Stoly and Flexible Horn and some other faces I can't recall at the moment or were not members of the board yet.

After watching a video Jackson had taken of a chica, we headed off to dinner along restaurant row in Recoleta. The group seemed to grow and shrink and grow and shrink as the night went on. I tasted my first Bife de Chorizo. Mmmm, and what a tasty steak it was.

We all hoped into a cab and headed off too Hook. There were maybe 15 women working 5 or 6 that were really attractive and young. Here, we met up with One Tree Hill. The group began thinning out as each one found the chica of his choice and head off.

Learned an important that would serve me in the future very well. If you walk into place and you see someone that interests you snap them up. Don't waffle to much or your might be left with your 3rd, 4th or 5th choice by the end of the night. So close the deal with the one you want.

Hook was pretty much cleaning out at this point so went to Cattos next door with Spiderman. After turning away a Dominican was joined by a nice looking chica named Karen. She looked gorgeous in Cattos. Nice body with smooth and tanned complexion.

We quickly closed the deal and we went off to my apartment. In the light of the apartment, Karen was not as attractive as I first thought, but still perfectly do-able. But still the long days travel, a lack of sleep and the 2 girl session previously in the day really had drained me and I was just not that into it with Karen. After the 1 ½ hour session, I sent her packing and hit the sack.

L Duke

03-28-04, 01:07

Day 2 - March 17

Note: My user name used to be LDukeK. To conform with the Senior Member standard my name has been changed to L Duke.

Roxanna booked a city tour for this day. I was picked up at my apartment by Roxanna and a driver. We drove through the different areas of BsAs. I found that Roxanna had a great deal of knowledge about BsAs and Argentina.

We stopped in an area called Boca, an Italian immigrant enclave with colorful houses and street cafes with Tango dancers and artisans selling there crafts. From here, we went to Puerto Madero and then to the "Pink House" and the colonial area and other historic buildings.

Roxanna is very intelligent and well educated women and can carry on a intellectual conversation on just about any subject you'd like.

Roxanna had arranged to have Zara from Platynum come by later that afternoon. She is absolutely gorgeous on the website and pretty damn close in person. However again, the pictures are wonderfull in hiding any flaws or imperfections. The only really noticeable aspect about of her I did not see in her pictures, was that she had slightly discolored and crooked front teeth. And as the websites indicates she speaks English, she does not.

She is about 5' 7" with a slim figure, maybe 110 lbs. Her hair is a reddish brown and she looked young.

Zara works at an apartment, I later found out. It must be very high volume. When I was doing the deed I kept smelling smoothing funky. It smelled like a condemn. But the sent was much too strong to be from the one I was wearing. Well putting two and two together I realized I might have been her who knows what number client for the day. So if you're interested in Zara, try to get her first thing when she starts.

Met up with Flexible Horn and One Tree Hill at Kilkenny Pub. Finding them was a bit of a challenge amongst the 10,000 or more celebrants on the street for St. Patrick's day. When I did finally find them, they were in the company of a couple of non-pro Argentine girls. Trying to walk around the streets in this area was like being in a mosh-pit.

Afterwards, we head off to Hook. Upon entering who do we run into but Jackson. Wow, Jackson in the same club 2 days in a row? There must be something good about this place.

All the ladies I was interested in, again were hooked up already. So One Tree Hill and myself, headed off to check out Cattos and Ness. Both places were dead so we headed off to Café Exerdra. There we ran into some of One Tree Hill's acquaintances, Rossi, Monica and some chubby girl that I can't remember her name. One Tree Hill was a bit hungry so we went inside to grab a bite.

Afterwards we decided to head back to Hook to see what a left for who had returned. But when we got outside it was raining cats and dogs. This was the only rainy day/night on my 9 day stay in BsAs.

We sat with Monica, Rossi and their friend and hoped the rain would let up soon. However as the time ticked on the rain did not let up. The other chubby girl who knew some English tried to close a deal with me, but I told her I was a tired so maybe another night. Quickly thereafter she excused herself and disappeared.

It was getting late and something in my head (or my little head), told me I didn't want to go back to my apartment alone. I noticed that Rossi had a very cute face but she had a bit of a tummy, so looking at Monica, she seemed a bit more in shape. Although she had a little mole below her lips that made it look like she had a little goatee.
We quickly closed a deal, with help from One Tree Hill and his immense knowledge of Spanish and off we went.

Before leaving, I had to go to the restroom and on my way out I ran into the chubby girl I had blown off earlier. It was a bit of an uncomfortable situation.

Monica and I headed back to my apartment. Monica was affectionate and gave good GFE. Although my 'little head' said yes, I was not really into it. I should listen to my 'big head' more.

Lesson number 2, when clubbing, go with the girl that really pulls your chains. No sense in settling for someone that really doesn't do it for you. You can do enough of that back home to your hearts content.

L Duke

03-28-04, 14:32

Day 3 - March 18

Roxanna had arranged an appointment with Anna from Platynum. Anna of all things is Russian. She is from Moscow and is 25 years old. She is as beautiful if not more beautiful than her pictures on Platynum. She is about 5'7" with a very nice body. If you like the classic Central, Eastern European look, she is the woman for you. Being with Anna, was a bit of a reminder of a past trip to Prague.

Extremely good sex, very affectionate, but would not do BBBJ as was the case with about half the internet girls. Unlike my previous experiences with Russian, Eastern European women, she was extremely energetic and gave a good performance. I have found in some cases Eastern European women to be a bit mechanical and unenthused in bed.

I would definitely recommend Anna. I am tempted to do a repeat, time permitting. I get the feeling that she would be even more responsive on repeat sessions.

That night met up with J from NYC, D-Rock, One Tree Hill and Flexible Horn in the lobby of the Etoile for dinner in Recoleta. I don't recall the name of the place we went to but there is an absolute knock out by the name of Paula, who speaks perfect English that is the hostess.

We sat at a table in the outside seating area. There was a very entertaining group, a male singer, a female singer and a male guitar/singer. They sang American rock and R&B songs from the Elvis to CCR to Joe Cocker to the Bee Gees. They had the sidewalk on restaurant row rocking.

We stepped into Newport to have a beer and take a look at the scene. Nothing really impressed us so decided to head off to Hook. Hook is now becoming a nightly routine as well. When we arrived at Hook, the doorman greeted us with "my brothers", think that's enough to say we've been going there a little too much.

This time it did not take long to get the attention of someone I was finally interested in seeing. Nadia from Paraguay immediately came over to me and took a seat next to me. The previous night Jackson had given her the heads up, I was interested in her, but at the time she was busy with another client. Two nights earlier Jackson had seen her and highly recommended her and One Tree Hill had also seen her and had high marks for her.

Nadia is about 5'3", long black wavy hair. She reminds of the women in the TV show Crossing Jordan, but maybe a bit shorter and not as refined. There was little in the way of verbal communication, since my Spanish is almost non-existent and her English is about the same. So we spent the time communicating in other ways, if you know what I mean.

Finally I asked her if she would like to come back to my apartment. Somehow she understood what I meant. We closed the deal and after paying the exit drink, off we went to my apartment. Jackson and One Tree Hill were absolutely right about her. She gives great GFE. She is so affectionate you could honestly make the mistake you were with a girlfriend and not a hooker. I highly recommend Nadia and I'm sure One Tree Hill and Jackson will second and third that recommendation.

A funny thing about Nadia, she seems to be on a bit of a scavenger hunt. We as mongers like to take and collect photos of the women we spend time with. Nadia seems to have a similar hobby, but instead of pictures she likes to collect an item from each person she spends time with. In my case, I had a small Mag-lite flashlight that fit on a key chain that she found interesting. She asked me if she could have it. Being the sucker I am, I gladly gave it too her. When I told One Tree Hill about this, he said she had asked if she could have a trinket that was a decoration piece in his apartment. We both found this amusing and ironic.

Word of caution, the female bartender at Hook is a con-artist. If you're a foreigner with poor Spanish skills, she will take you for a ride, so be wary. Drink prices suddenly double when she is tending bar. Know the prices of the drinks before handing her any money. Make sure she gives you proper change as well as making sure the bills are not counterfeit. The handy thing about Hook is that they have a lot of black lighting in the bar. Hold up the bills and you should see about 5 or 6 glowing spots on the bill. That is the quickest and easiest way to tell if they are real.

JustGotBack

03-28-04, 15:41

LD, the name of that restaurant is Tennorio. Maybe it only has one n. I eat there at least 3 or 4 times everytime I'm in BA.
Paula is indeed quite lovely.

MoonDog

03-28-04, 18:08

L Duke,

Anna is pretty girl. Thanks for the reports.

Moondog

L Duke

03-29-04, 05:08

Day 4 - March 19

Roxanna, before leaving for her trip had arranged a meeting with Keyssi from Platynum. However, I was stood up. It is quit possible she came and I did not hear her buzzing my apartment. That day the intercom system was acting funny. Like I said, it's a new apartment and not all the bugs have been worked out yet.

Oh well, not all was lost. I had not tried Sante Fe 1707 yet and was anxious to head over. I hoped in a taxi and went off to Sante Fe 1707. As noted previously, it is a bit sleazy and dingy looking. Just the way you'd expect a brothel to look. I arrived just before 8:00 PM, hoping to catch the day and night shift. I was only introduced to 2 girls, Pamela and some other brunette. I chose Pamela because I thought she looked very cute.

I chose the 1 hour with BBBJ. Pamela started off with the BBBJ and then after about 10 minutes, she put the condom on me and off we went. I was finished in about 30 minutes. Since there was still about 30 minutes left and knowing I was probably not going to be able to go again, I started rubbing Pamela's back and neck. This prompted Pamela to ask me if I could give her a message. I didn't see why not.

She left the room and returned a short time later with a bottle of lotion. I spread the lotion on her and gave a very thorough rub down. She seemed to really enjoy it.

Met up with Flexible Horn and J from NYC, again in the lobby of the Etoile. We decided to dine this night at Lola, which is right next to the Etoile. We were later joined by Stoly.

We went to Newport for a beer and to get a lay of the land there. Then we headed to Madahos. Madohos, has the feel and look of a typical strip joint in the US. The dancers in Madahos are amazing, especially this blond dancer in particular. Flexible Horn talked to the manager and found out that they will come and sit with you for $200 Pesos. Anything else, I'd suppose would be negotiable. Prices, I'd guess would be higher than at Black.

We headed off to Neuvo Estilo. This place was packed, so packed when we got to the door they were not letting anyone in unless someone left. Did someone say there was another AMA meeting here. Upon entering we find Jackson, Exon123, Mickey Mouse, Stormy, Dickhead and Chica Seeker sitting at a table. I hope I didn't forget anyone else cause there were maybe 10 or more of us there. Turns out we had missed the lesbian show.

About 15 minutes after arriving, Dickhead brings a brunette over and tells me her name is Patricia and she wants me and will do anything except anal and goes off to do his thing with the waitress. I really didn't find her to my liking and after a few moments I sent her off.

Myself, Flexible Horn, J, and Stoly decided to head to Hook again. Stoly, being a resident in BsAs and a regular at Hook introduced me to Sol, a very attractive thin blond from Paraguay. On a previous night in Hook, Jackson had mentioned she was good. She has wonderful curly long blond hair. She said she was 25, but she looks younger, maybe 21.

As is the case with most of the girls in Hook, Sol did not speak English. After about 15 minutes of petting I asked her if she wanted to go back to my apartment. We agreed on the price and off we went. Since Stoly was staying in the apartment next to me he rode the taxi back with us.

Being in the company of others the usual routine of immediately making out in the taxi was put on hold. Upon entering the apartment the make out session commenced with a fury.

Sol had a way just melting in your arms. She was incredibly affectionate and responsive, especially if you're going down on her. She seemed to really enjoy that.

I later found out from Stoly that of the 20 women I was with in BsAs, she was the only one that he could hear in the apartment next door. Also, Flexible Horn had a turn with her a few days later and said she was so loud he thought that security at the Etoile would come knocking at any moment. What a wonderful young lady. Highly recommended.

Knuckhead

03-29-04, 05:12

Mayday. Mayday. Mayday!

Knuckhead reporting, live from the heart of monger central:

The formidable army of Buenos Aires chicas, under the loyal command of her majesty, queen Roxana, have conspired to drain every last drop of leche out of this poor Knuckhead.

Knuckhead is limping along towards the finish line, with only two scheduled appointments left before his flight out, literally in a matter of hours. Help is desparately needed on his part, in order to be able to successfully finish this sexual decathalon.

With precious little prime mongering time left, an executive decision has been made to postpone posting about this trip until such sad time arrives that he is securely re-confined back in the sex prison.

Unless he vanishes as a "fallen" soldier, more posts are sure to follow as mentioned above. Pun was indeed intended!

Knuckhead

03-29-04, 20:30

Mission Accomplished!

With Libia out of the door this early evening, the seemingly endless parade of chicas came to a sad close today. The doorman of Stoly's apartment congratulated me and made it plainly clear that in his opinion this last one was the best.

I am glad to report that Knuckhead is still alive, but unfortunately on his way to the airport a few minutes after typing this report. Details of this trip will be chronicled upon arrival in and re-confinement to the sex prison.

Woof Woof

03-30-04, 05:57

L Duke,

I had a session with Keyssi (also known as Denise on Area-Vip) about three weeks ago at my hotel. This was arranged through Roxana. Search for my review last week. Too bad you didn't hook up with her. She's very pretty. Tight body, awesome ass but hard store-bought bolt-ons.

Exon123

03-30-04, 13:27

Exon Reporting : Sadly to report that Exon is back in Sex Prison in the Unted States after one month of sexual bliss in Buenos Aires. He's now destine for a seamlously never ending series of self induced sexual hand release's. Yes, " Jacking Off ", thats what its come too, at least for the next 60 days . Sad isn't, but true, as I won't do the local talent for up tp $300 dollars a pop. It was a great trip, the best Ive ever taken down to B.A. But as the famious General Mc Arthur stated as he left the Philippines " I Shall Return". Many thanks to my friend Jackson and all the other Monger friends I have both new and old . ----- Exon

Flexible Horn

03-30-04, 13:36

Exon 123,

It was great to meet you and with out giving your age, lets just say over 50, I hope, If or when I am your age I'm half as active as you. Top guy!

Sky Ryder

03-30-04, 20:58

It was a fun evening helping to celebrate the birthday of the queen of Recoletta. There were about twenty or so people at Roxana's dinner party Sunday night. The food was good and I got meet some old friends and make some new ones. The eatery was a place that would be worth going back to IMHO. I am posting a couple of photos from the party of Roxana with two ladies from Argentina Private, Patricia and Libia. I was surprised at the number of lurkers present and we had representatives from the far corners of the world.

Sky Ryder

03-30-04, 20:59

One more from Roxana's party.

Eddie123

03-30-04, 23:09

Hello everyone,

I have been reading many of the reports posted in here and I am starting to seriously think into traveling to Buenos Aires for the first time. I have been to Amsterdam, Frankfurt (FKK's), and recently went to Moscow for the first time. However, I am really curious on how the action is in Argentina. I don't have to worrie about the language since I am hispanic and fluent in spanish. I was wondering on some of the clubs mentioned here. Are clubs like Black, Madahos, or Hook strip bars or just regular clubs to meet women? I am interested in meeting girls in person and not so much on escort websites. For some reason, I like to physicaly look at what I'm getting before I get it :). Nevertheless, I noticed some pictures of some girls on Jackson's private website and they look great! I would appreciate any good advise that you fellows can provide me with.

Take care,

Eddie123

L Duke

03-30-04, 23:25

Day 5 - March 20

Roxanna arranged an appointment with the widely reviewed and highly recommended, Bibiana from Platynum. When I opened the door, my jaw hit the floor. With both Bibiana and Anna a few days earlier, these two woman looked better in person than in the pictures. Even with jeans and shirt you could tell Bibiana had the body for fun. Her father is Brazilian and her mother is Argentine. She has all the curves in all the right spots. She definitely inherited the Brazilian ass from her papa.

She speaks some English and has a very bubbly personality. She had the most wicked smile when I opened the door. She had this cute way of saying "Hello". With internet girls, it was readily apparent from the get go, if the session was going to be good or not. With internet girls, first impressions DO matter.

Just as I thought Bibiana was a tigress in bed. I had to make sure I was still in one piece after she got done with me. We were in positions I did not know existed. She would look up at me in the middle of all this from time to time and say in her cute way, "Hello". It was cute.

Bibiana, where have you been all my life!!!

Met up with Flexible Horn and D-Rock and went to the Independiante vs. Aresenal soccer game. Flexible Horn found out about this service that picks you up at your hotel and takes you to the games from the front desk at the Etoile. The cost was $100 pesos per person.

After the game, went back to the apartment to shower and change and then met up with Flexible Horn and J from NYC and dined at Ternnorio again. I had to make sure to greet Paula again. The same band from a few nights ago was playing again.

Tonight we decided to try Black, but of course we had to stop in at Newport first. We were accosted on the street before dinner by one of the Black promoters and we had told him we'd find him later. We had to walk a few blocks to find him again but he was obviously pleased to see us.

He walked us Black and got us in for the standard $25 peso cover, but instead of 1 drink he got us two. Inside it was packed with ladies. This place definitely reminded me of the higher class gentlemen?s clubs in the US.

There were some very attractive women here and some average looking women as well. I wouldn't say the average women at Black is more attractive than girls in other clubs, but they present themselves much better (i.e. clothes, make up, boob jobs). There are also a couple of drop dead gorgeous women that could strip in the finest strip joints in the US. I noticed Libia from the Argentina Private website. She must have noticed me eyeing her up, cause she kept hovering near us.

The women at Black, unlike other clubs, will not approach you unless you invite them. However, they will dance and prance and try their best to make eye contact. There were like 100 women working there on this night. It was Saturday night and there were maybe only 30 men in there at the time. So each group of guys was completely surrounded by 15 chicas, all vying for there attention. It was a bit amusing.

Nothing really stood out to us so Flexible Horn and myself decided to head to Hook, again. Sol, who I had been with the night before was there and we greeted each other with a kiss on the cheek. Flexible Horn, ran into Andrea, who he'd been with a few nights earlier.

We decided to do a swap. Flexible Horn went off with Sol and I went off with Andrea. Andrea is tall. I mean model type tall. She must be 5'8" or 5'9". She has the biggest, brightest brown eyes you've ever seen. Some may call them 'bedroom eyes'. She is very pretty, with long, straight-ish brown hair.

You just can't seem to go wrong with the girls at Hook. They are all so affectionate and willing to please and Andrea was no exception. I found Andrea to be a bit more reserved in bed than the other girls from Hook but she was still very good. Not many women will hold up a candle to Sol.

MeGustaBoliches

03-31-04, 10:01

L,

Interesting story regarding Black. I went to dinner not long ago with my novia, a former chica de la noche, and one of her friends who works downtown and is thinking of switching to Black. They were discussing Black's application process--the girls have to strip for the manager before they are hired, a practice that is not the norm in other clubs.

My novia and her friend rejected this practice on two counts...first, because they thought they should be paid to take their clothes off for anyone in a p-f-p environment, including a manager. More importantly, they were afraid their bodies might not measure up and they would be rejected.

I agree with your assessment that the girls in Black often take more care with makeup, etc.....Probably the overall average is higher in Black than in most other clubs, but most clubs have some girls as good as the best Black girl....and virtually all clubs have chicas as good as or better than an average Black girl, and at half the price (unless you follow the cost-saving stragegies discussed in this forum, such as waiting until near closing time before negotiating, etc).

MiddleAgeGuy

03-31-04, 12:24

L Duke,
Guess where I met Bibiana 1 yr ago? ''Hook''!
I would suggest her ''unit'' has improved since then as presented in real time photos in the photo section recently. I admit I was stiff in a few places I didn't know I had muscles in after her session. Besides, she truly is a nice gal.
Keep up the good reports.
MAG

Flexible Horn

03-31-04, 15:56

Things had to slow down, I had the two bob bits (shits) for four days, but I am now fully recovered.
Went to Cattos Monday night and after turning 3 girls down settled for a sexy 25 year old named Celeste. Details sorted, off we went to my hotel, only to meet Jackson outside, the way Celeste and Jackson embraced there was obviously a past between these two.Celeste was an excellent massuse, the sex was good but again I had to be finished by mouth and hand combination, overall recommended.
Picked up the hand made shirts I had made at Santa Fee 1825, excellent quality, excellent value.
Took a trip to Tigre by remis, took a boat to one of the many islands and just chilled for the day. in the night my friend and myself went to the casino in Tigre. We had a very good value buffet meal and then hit the tables, and I WON, which makes a change.
I am now into the fifth week of my trip to BA and I have truely met some great guys, mainly yanks but still good guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Each week On a Tuesday night Jackson holds a get together at his appartment, then its a meal and then the clubs.
Last night was no exception and off we went to Madahos. After about 1 hour me and N from the USA decided a change was called for so we decided to go to Hook, but N suggested we look in on Newport first. Well Lduke (Top Guy) if your reading this no I have not seen her in there again yet. To my surprise the place was packed due to the football match earlier in the evening. N and myself obtained a spot at the bar where possibly the most refined lady I have seen in BA was standing N soon began talking to her so I searched the room for a girl I liked but had not previously been with. I found one, called her over and guess what no ENGLISH, theres a surprise. I soon struck a deal any way, and off we went to my hotel. So Hook will have to wait another day for me and N from USA.
Flexible Horn
Still having big fun in BA

Exon123

03-31-04, 17:17

Exon123 Reporting: A few words about Chica selection. Last Saturday night after dinner with Jackson, Knuckhead and I ventured into New Port too have a look. I picked out a very hot looking blond and Knuckhead hit on her. After a bit I suggested too Knuckhead to dump her as I could tell the chemistry between the two was not right. He aggreed and the two of us sit down for a beer. Well presantly we noticed the two women sitting down next to us and struck up an innocient conversation as the two were certainly not porn star material. Matter o fact one was 36 years old the other 44. After a bit I whispered to Knuckhead that the younger one would be his best selection. Why? , because she was all over him. You could see it in her eye's, her body languish, the whole deal. This girl lit up over Sexporer and he aggreed with me. Bottom line she really wanted to fuck him and you could tell. They soon left, and He latter PM'ed to report it was the best fuck of his trip. Well that left me with her friend, nice woman that spoke decient English and we began to talk. Well I first told her that I was not really interested in sex with her using my excuise that I was saving my sperm for Carolina. We kept talking, the band started playing, it got noisie and she suggested we go to another bar, somewhere less noisie. We went to another place, yacked awhile and before you new it she was in my apartment sitting on the couch watching T. V. Well in time she unzipped my pants pulled out my cock and started slowly masturbating me while we were watching the tube. I'm now about half hard and she slides off the couch in between my legs and starts a BBBJ. It was wonderful and before you know it she's got me in the bedroom and is fucking my brains out cowgirl style. None of this is unuasul but for the simple fact that money was never mentioned between the two of us. The bottom line is this woman really wanted to fuck me and moreover she enjoyed it as much or more than I did. So the moral to this posting is don't pick the Chica. Let the Chica pick you. Its going to cost you less money and you'll have a better time. By the way she was the best fuck this trip.------- Exon

Jaimito Cartero

03-31-04, 21:03

I got into BA last night, and had a nice comfortable flight on Copa. There was some problem with the apartment I had booked with ByT, so I ended up staying the night in a hotel they set up. (Chrisoforo Colombo 98 pesos discount rate). I´m now in a nice one bedroom at Cordoba and Suipaicha. I´m hoping to actually use the train this time to explore more of the city on this 2 week trip.

I was trying to hit the AMA meeting last night, but no such luck.

Knuckhead

03-31-04, 21:45

Exon.... You are the man! So THAT is what happened when we split! And I thought you were saving it up for Carolina.... What? Better than the legendary Carolina? If so, it says a lot to me.

You are absolutely right about having the chica pick you up, as opposed to it being the other way around. If you remember, my chica initially asked for 200. When we offered them 150, mine said to me: "Money is not everything in life", and gladly accepted my offer. Although she was on the older side, she delivered and then some. Read about it in my upcoming report.

As discussed time and time again previously, and to paraphrase a very smart man (el Jefe Jackson), once you are past the very bottom of the scale, there is little correlation between the money that you pay and the service that you get.

L Duke

04-01-04, 02:21

Day 6 - March 21

It was Sunday and as widely reported, Sunday's are a bit slow. Met up with Stoly, One Three Hill and D-Rock at Café Orleans. As Stoly and I were walking in a very attractive brunette who definitely dressed the part as a working girl was walking by Café Orleans. Stoly tried to strike up a conversation with her but she quickly darted off.

It wasn't very busy in Café Orleans and there wasn't much talent there that impressed us so we headed off to One Tree Hill's and D-Rock's apartment to drink some more Quillemes. But on the way we walked by Cordoba and San Martin to see if Dickhead's famous Maria was working. Did not see any women working the streets.

All of us except D-Rock headed off to dinner at a wonderful little restaurant on Paraguey and San Martin, called El Establo. The steak I had there was the best I've had so far in my stay in BsAs. Me and One Tree Hill ordered the Bife de Lomo completa. The steak arrived with a egg sunny side up onto of the steak, a large piece of bacon, veggies and Spanish fries. It was extremely tender, perfectly seasoned and just the right kind of medium cooked I like.

Afterwards, we stopped by Café Orleans to take another peek. It was a bit busier. Some new faces had arrived, but still really nothing to our liking. So we moved on to Café Exedra.

There we find Moondog, Exon, Chica Seeker and J (the expat) sitting at a table outside drinking away. A few minutes later we were joined by Mickey Mouse, Stormy and Dickhead. It was becoming quit a convention of mongers. I felt very fortunate to meet some of the most preeminent and colorful posters on the board.

The 9 of in total, wandered down Suipacha, headed for the "triangle". As we approached Monte Carlo on the way, you could she the doormen eyes light up with '$ - $'. We passed up Monte Carlo and entered Cattos to the disappointment of the Monte Carlo doorman. We were pleasantly surprised to find some talent awaiting us. In the next hour or so, the monger crowd slowly filtered away with their chosen chica.

One Tree Hill and I decided to check out Hook. This was now my 6 day straight in Hooks. Three previous nights I'd left with a different chica. There were only about 6 girls and maybe one customer in Hook. I saw Andrea, who I took out the night before and One Tree Hill saw the girl he'd taken out a couple of times.

I was tempted to do a repeat with Andrea but waffled on my chance and soon she was selected by the only other monger in the place. There was one other interesting girl that caught our eyes. Her name is Karina. She is from Peru. Her eyes are oriental shaped, but she had bright blue eyes (maybe contacts) and died blond hair. She was just a little chatter box, but not in a bad way.

When I approached her and said "Hello". She responded back in perfect English, so I was thinking I was lucky to find her. When we sat to chat, I quickly realized her greeting was probably one of 5 phrases she knew in English. This did not deter her from chatting away about everything. In her poor English and my poor Spanish we seemed to be able to communicate. When she rambled on and looked at me for a response, if I did not know what she was saying, I'd either nod my head in agreement or would start kissing her.

When I finally asked her how much to take her back to apartment, I was shocked to here $200 pesos. I told her that was too much and countered with $150 for 2 hours. It was past 3:30 so if the girl goes off with a client she does not have to return to the club. But I reconsidered and told her $200 pesos for TLN. She agreed and off we went to my apartment.

Back at the apartment, seeing Karina in the light, I was a bit disappointed. But I liked her, she seems to have a good head on her shoulder. She lived up to the billing the Hook girls have of great GFE. After the sex we chatted for another half hour of so before we both fell asleep.

Karina left at 11:00 AM. She stayed a little over 5 hours.

Knuckhead

04-01-04, 02:51

Knuckhead Returns to Paradise

And guess what? With No Ball and Chain!

And as such, my friends, this trip presented a rare or perhaps once in a lifetime window of opportunity in the life of an otherwise chained up monger. This glimpse into freedom, a chance to monger freely, any time of the day and night, with anyone of his choosing was indeed a rare occasion. It had to be savored, cherished, lived to the fullest, crystallized in his mind, remembered and recalled forever, and passed on to the next generation during one of those classic bonding experiences...

With that goal in mind, I had been salivating about this trip ever since the minute I left B.A. the last time. On that sad night past October, as soon as I put my bum into seat 15A, I kept promising myself "I shall return a free man". At first it was just a thought, the perfect antidote to dull the pain of expulsion from paradise, but as the months went by the idea turned into possibility, and the possibility into a concrete plan...

The plan, of course, required a great degree of coordination as to ensure the highest number of encounters during the four days and three nights, providing for some backup options as well as allowing some "free range" mongering time. A list of potential candidates was drawn and submitted for approval to her majesty, queen Roxana of Recoleta. Prior to this, consultations had been made with uncle Otto, albeit only in general terms. The "list" consisted of a variety of options to include apartment girls, independents, and Clarin girls to be spaced evenly during the day, leaving late evenings for mongering "free range". In brief, the appointments were set for 11am, 3:30 pm, and 6 pm, minus the first and last appointment on the days of my arrival and departure respectively. With superb managerial skills, Roxana made sure that no slot is left unused. Everyday at 10:15 she would give me a wake up call and go over the order of the day, just as mission control in Houston would wake up the space shuttle astronauts and brief them on their progress. And just as mission critical as a space flight, Roxana showed a vested interest in the success of my mission. To ensure that, she suggested (rather insisted on) a visit to the pharmacy to seek just such an insurance policy in the form of a few blue (or yellow) tablets. Indeed, a first for me, as I only had experienced the opposite problem in the past.

In this trip, expecting to receive chicas at my place, I chose to stay at Stoly's new studio in Recoleta. Halfway during the trip I met Flexible Horn, who showed me a picture of L Duke, saying that he was the prior occupant of the same studio. Since the studio had wireless internet at this time and I had my laptop, reading L Duke's reports made me flip over the mattress and check it carefully for red spots, just in case he had pulled an "Exon" on it. Fortunately, none was found and later in a PM L Duke himself verifed this. Staying with Stoly was wonderful. Beside having a well appointed studio, Stoly himself lives next door and takes care of many of your concerns. The experience feels like going to the home of a fellow monger for the duration of your stay.

Next post: The chica parade begins...(yes, yes, trust me! I DO have some info and I WILL eventually get to the point :) )

L Duke

04-01-04, 02:56

Day 7 - March 22

I had talked to Flexible Horn to see what he was up to. He was sitting in Café Orleans eyeing up some potential targets when I called. He asked me what I was up to and I told him I was going to head off to Sante Fe 1707. My intentions were to pick Celeste, but when I arrived she was not one of the 4 ladies that were paraded in front of me. I found out later Flexible Horn had beaten me to her by 15 or 20 minutes. Damn Brit!!! LOL One of the four girls was Pamela, who I had seen previously.

No one really looked better than Pamela and I had good service from her a few days ago so I picked her, my first repeat. The first time I'd seen her, after finishing I?d given her a message. She had to run off to get lotion that time. This time she came in prepared, with the lotion in her purse. Again after finishing, she asked for a message and I was happy to accommodate.

The message thing seemed to work, cause she wanted me to go a second round. After 15 minutes the hour ran out and she asked me if I wanted to extend my time. Thinking of the night I had in store, I really did not want to finish a second time. So I told her no.

That evening, met up with Flexible Horn and J from NYC for a dinner in Porto Modaro. We selected Porto Cristal. It was expensive, almost 110 Peso per person and the food wasn't that great. So if you're basing food or services by price and atmosphere, you may be disappointed as I again found out later that night.

We returned to Recoleta, and went to Newport. There was a bevy of talent there this night. A couple of really attractive women that Flexible Horn or I did not see on our previous trips here. There we met up with D-Rock and One Tree Hill and ventured over to Affaire. I wasn't very impressed by Affaire, but immediately upon entry and sitting down, probably the most average looking girl in the place latched onto me. After some moments of uncomfortably attempting to brush her off, had to have D-Rock in his fine Spanish, tell her to buzz off.

Me and J, decided to take a look in Black. When we first entered, we were in shock. It must have been ugly girl night, because both me and J agreed the talent was far under par for a place of Black stature. After sitting and playing some cat and mouse games of not making eye contact with the average to below average girls in front of us, I looked at the other end of the bar and spotted 2 of the probably most attractive women working that night. One was blond and the other with black hair, obviously both with boob jobs. I initially found the black haired beauty to be more appealing, cause she was dancing and seemed quit animated. She looked like Liv Tyler, with the same large lips and mouth. Although, I was looking in there direction, the brunette seemed to be oblivious to my attention, while each time the blond made eye contact and smiled.

After a few minutes of eye contact and smiles, the blond waved me over so I went over and joined them. They introduced themselves, the blond was Daniela and the brunette was Julietta. Daniela spoke good English, but Julietta spoke almost no English.
So, immediately my attention turned to Daniela. I wish I'd chosen Julietta instead. She seemed new and it appeared Daniela was taking her under her wing, so to speak. At first Daniela wanted me to buy her and Julietta a drink and take them for a 3 way. I declined and said I'd buy her a drink and I only wanted one of them for sex.

When I asked her for a price, she said 500 pesos. I looked at her like she was crazy and told her that was way too much. I should have left at this point and went back to Newport and counted my losses at 80 pesos for a drink and notched this up as a learning experience. But I was dead set on taking a Black girl out on this trip. Finally I agreed to $400 pesos. I know, I know, still too much. Being a dumbass, I did not negotiate the services she offered and the amount of time she'd spend with me. Later on I'd regret both these "rookie" mistakes.

The next obstacle was when she asked what hotel I was staying at. When I told her I was staying in an apartment, she told me for security purposes she could not go to an apartment. This was another obviously negative sign, I should have excused myself and made my leave. She tells me that we can go to a short time hotel for 40 pesos. So I said fine.

Mind you, in retrospect I had another obvious warning sign she wasn't going to give good service. In a lot the clubs I've been too in BsAs, when the girls are sitting with you, they will either make out with you and/or feel you up. Although, Daniela did some touching she was not very affectionate. On the cab ride over the "love hotel" she was a bit cool and professional. Again, in other clubs, once in the cab they are pretty much making out with you the whole way home.

Once arriving at the "love hotel" which it turned out was only a block from apartment, thing went from bad to worse. We had a disagreement about the level of lighting. She wanted all the lights off, except the porno movie playing on the TV as lighting. I wanted enough lighting so I could see this "stripper" type looking girl in action.

After settling the lighting issue, we began the sexual activities. When she went to do a blow job she indicated she was going to put a condom on. I protested, which she quickly dismissed by saying for safety. Pre-arrange the services with the girl before you leave the club!!! This is when I start realizing this was going to be a 500 peso lesson on futility. I thought of the girl in Newport I passed up earlier, that I probably could have had for much less.

The covered BJ was not too terrible. After which she jumped on top. We changed from the standard positions, doggie then missionary. The fucking portion lasted maybe 20 minutes, and having already had a session earlier with Pamela, finishing was going to take more time. This is when she starts nagging me about finishing and how her mouth hurts and her pussy too. Now, I start losing patients, but I keep it cool and figure she can at least finish me off with a hand job.

Five minutes into the hand job she really starts complaining and quits. She says "what's your problem, why can't you finish, you don't like me, you drink too much, blah, blah, blah" and how she's been with Americans, Mexicans, Europeans, blacks and they all come within 30 minutes. I just looked at her in disbelief and told her get dressed and to go home. Even after this she went on and on. I don't know if she was offended I didn't finish or I actually made her work longer than her usual 30 minutes. To be honest, I think she was about the poorest fuck I've ever had anywhere. So buyers beware. Avoid Daniela in Black!!! To add insult to injury, she ahd to nerve to ask for taxi fare! Yeah right!!!

I notch this up as a learning experience. I can now say I've had a Black girl. Maybe I chose the wrong girl and some are more willing to offer good service or maybe the girls in Black think that they are so hot they can charge 2 or more times the amount other clubs do and give bad to average service. Whatever the case, this will be the last time I ever set foot into Black.

I AM BANNING MYSELF FROM BLACK.

Zarathustra

04-01-04, 07:49

Tuesday was the usual AMA meeting. We looked at some flicks of a girl made by the Commander and then went to the same place to eat, to have an average steak. Incidently, the girl in the video was well within the fuckable range! After eating, a group of about 10 of us headed to Madahos.

Now, although some people like Madahos I do not see the girls here as being any more attractive than at any of the other "real" places to find chicas. The reason I said "real" places is I certainly do not consider New Port or and of the day-time cafes to be legitimate places to find good looking girls. Sure, you want a MILF then go to New Port. If you are legally blind, try New Orleans or the other places around it.

Being in my early 30s I see no reason to fuck girls over 21. What is the point? I am sure I could find a 30 year old "wife" in the motherland. If I am going to pay I want it to be something unattainable for free. Many of the "girls" in New Port and the day-time places (see New Orleans and the other cafes) are well into their late 30s (some have got to be pushing 50). I often wonder if Argentinian men have some MILF fantasy as I have not seen working girls this old in any other countrie. Anyway, I digress: to each their own.

Going back to the point, Madahos has some okay looking girls, but you will find girls just as good in Hook for considerable less money. Of course, Hook is on the boycott list, and the staff there will screw you whenever possible so it is better to go to Affiar, Catto's, etc. (There are so many to chose from.) So after leaving Madaho's I went to some of the other places that I prefer.

I found a nice little girl who I will call "Chica X" because I forget her name. I have been with her several times before, she is not particularly beautiful but I think she is cute. She is 18 and pretends to be still in school. About a week ago I got her to do a 3-some with another girl in the club. They both preformed pretty good together. This time though, I told her I wanted a 3-some again but she should bring the girl she always hangs out with. Her friend I will call "Chica Y" because I also forget her name. Her friend is probably a little better looking, skinny and 19 years of age.

I have noticed with Argentina girls who do 3-somes that they actually seem to get more agressive when another girl is around. It almost becomes like a competition between them as to who can put on a better show. Just for comparison purposes, Cuban girls doing 3-somes is a money poorly spent. They tend to talk to each other while fucking, giggle too much and just act plain stupid at times. Colombian girls see a 3-some as an opportunity to work less. They will slack off and try to get the other girl to do most of the work. Brazilian girls all get into the lesbo-action maybe a little more than desired. In fact, Brazilians always seemed very mechanical with the lesbian stuff similar to how strippers will perform on stage. Hitherto, I have never been able to get girls to touch each other in any country (including Argentina) with the exception of the Brazilian girls doing a staged routine. Last Tuesday night it all changed.

As I laid between Chica X and Y, they took turns kissing me. Then all of the sudden Chica Y grabs Chica X's head and pulls it towards herself trying to kiss her. Chica X pulls away, and then Chica Y pulls more and gave Chica X a little pluck on the lips. Some more struggling went on, and then, to my great suprise, they start making-out with each other.

There is nothing like watching 2 teenage girls make out with each other for the first time!!! They were both trying to watch me, I guess to see my reaction, while they were kissing. After a minute or so of this, they turned on me and both stuck their tongues down my thoat at the same time. Chica X then went down and started giving me a BJ, sin condom, while Chica Y pinned my shoulders down while kissing. I must say, it did not take long before Mr. Pinga exploded. Chica X actually took in the full load and then ran into the bathroom to make a lot of exagerated spitting and gaging noises while Chica Y laughed her head off.

When Chica X returned, they laid together on the bed side by side and Chica Y started sucking on the other's breast. Chica Y then started offering me other breast in a joking way. As the time past they both took terms fucking me in various positions. One funny thing was when Chica X was riding me, Chica Y would slap her on the ass saying "dale puta!!!" the whole time. In fact, Chica Y kept calling the other girl many names with similar meaning as puta while fucking. I guess this was some sado thing they were working on? I dunno.

Bottom line, after fucking well over 500 girls in many countries, this was probably the best fuck I ever had!!!! I think I am going to get them again, but videotape the whole thing calling it "When Teenagers Go Wild!" or maybe "When Teenagers go Lesbian!".

Cost was 150 pesos each for about 80 minutes. They also asked for taxi money, but since I only had 100 peso bills and no change, I gave them the only 1 peso coin I had. So total cost for the girls was about $100 USD which is a much better deal than what you will find at Madaho's, NewShampoo or certainly in Black. I also had to buy them both a drink which was another 20 pesos each or about $13 total. I think it was the best 340 pesos I ever spent. I will be telling the grandchildren about this night!

Thomaso276

04-01-04, 08:06

L Duke:

It is usually a bad sign with any girl (not just a Black girl) when they have a counter offer to every one of your requests. I understand a little negotiation for the basics such as time, type of sex and price. When they make an issue out of apartments, number of drinks or any other minor details it is time to move on.

The best sessions are when the girl acts like she won the lottery because you spoke with her, showed her some respect and affection and made a reasonable offer. Sometimes it is the average lookers with great bodies who give the best service.

Don't feel too bad, we have all had those lousy experiences and we all learn from them. Thanks for the warning on this Daniela.

Junior

04-01-04, 11:45

Fellows,

Just arrived in town on my first visit. If anyone wants to hook up abd going hunting please PM me.

Junior

Exon123

04-01-04, 15:45

Exon Reporting : ---- I must aggree with Thomaso. This Chica selection thing is a big deal and we as a group of professional mongers should spend more time on the subject. Not only for the benifit of ourselfs, but also for the benifit of the newbies who are planning a trip to Buenos Aires . I am absolutely convinced that Latin American Women like to Fuck and probably more so than we due as American Mongers, or their Northern Amreican counter parts, I.E. American Women. For as we all know American Women are the worlds absolute worst in bed. No, sex is part of the culture in Latin America and is seen everywhere, T.V., magazines, even the way they dress, ect, ect. Now that all being said, how do we find the very best pussy at the most competive price. Keeping in mind that thease girls are professionals, yes thats right, they fuck for a living, thats how they pay their bills, I.E. their professionals. But also keeping in mind that theres something in this for them too, their getting paid to get off, hell of a deal. From my own personal experience I have found that the very best experiences are the ones that come naturaly much like a one night stand you'd find here in the USA. If you think about it, its the woman that decides if your going to get pussy here in the US. So why should it be any different in South America. And here is where I make my point. Let the Chica pick you out, don't make up your mind that you have to fuck this perticular Chica at any cost. For 9 times out of 10 it won't be the GFE that you want. Moreover money should not be mentioned unless she brings it up. The very best experiences Ive ever had in B.A. money was never mentioned. Thats not to say I didn't pay them as I did but only the fair price for the experience . I.E. a hour and a half would be about a 150 pesos and a TLN wound run somewhere in the 300 peso range. Trust me when I say that they know the going price better than we do. Futhermore women are crazy, all women, even Latin American are crazy. Therefore I like to use this ideosyncresy to my advantage rather than my determent. I guess that Im trying to say is if the Chica really wants to fuck you she'll have a way of letting you know and in most cases under no uncertain terms. Its for this reason Ive never done an internet girl, I have to meet them on common ground so we can interact. As has been stated many times on this board, " Price Has Absolutely Nothing To Due With Service " ------ Tips From The Top ---- By Exon ------

One Tree Hill

04-01-04, 15:59

L Duke,

Self banned from Black.....now thats funny!

Did you ever see Celeste from Sante Fe?
I cant beleive that sl*t had sex with another guy (Flex Horn)!
She was so in love with me! LOL....

Guess I will have to make a quick return and teach her a few things!!

FLEXIBLE HORN:

So did you enjoy Celeste? She probably now can claim the best 2 oral experiences of her young and frequent sex life!!!

Johnny O

04-01-04, 16:52

I completely agree with Exon 123. It is not very hard to tell the difference between a girl who wants to be with you to have a good time and get paid, from one who just wants to get paid.

I was in San Jose in October, and at the Blue Marlin Bar. It was the first night of my trip, and my my first time in SJO. The hottest Columbiana in the bar made eye contact with me, I smiled at her, which caused her to come to come straight over. She sat down close to me, I ordered two beers, and before they arrived, she grabs me and starts making out with me. We had a couple of beers and then left. I will leave what happenned next to your imagination, but I have to say it was incredibly shocking to me at how passionate this gorgeous girl was being to a complete stranger. Shocking, but enjoyable!

After the first time with her, I realized she was in high demand. I saw her leave the bar many times with other men, none whom she kissed in public. A few days after I met her, a girl approached me and said she was a friend of my Columbiana. She told me that her friend liked me and thought I was very nice. She also told me her friend was waiting for me in the casino, and would I like to go join her?

Although my Columbiana was not the only other girl I was with during the next 5 days, I will say that she provided me with TLN four times, and never asked me for $1. Of course I gave her something, I am not a savage. Although she genuinely had to be forced to take it .

This is an extreme example, but Exon's point is on the mark. It is obvious when a girl likes you. Most of the good ones do have a choice as to who they go off with, so if you have to decide between a friendlier girl, and one who is a little hotter, you'll never regret going with the one who is more affectionate.

One last thing before I shut up. After reading up on the topic of Black, why would I ever want to go there? Everyone says the girls are very beautiful, but I have not read one entirely positive experience that anyone has had there. I totally believe in not inflating prices, and trying to always pay the going rate overall, but I will have to say that I would not pass up the opportunity to spend a couple of hours with a 9 or a 10, over an extra $50-100 US. I work my ass off but can only get away once or twice a year right now. I make good money, and deserve to pamper myself and have no problem paying $150-200 for TLN with a 9 or 10. But, it would have to be a real GFE that was being offered. Based on the reports, it does not seem like that exists in Black.

Thanks to all for the great reports. I look forward to sharing my first experience in B. As., which will no doubt have been made better due to those who have shared thier successes, and failures.

Johnny O

Marcos

04-01-04, 19:34

Hey all,

L Duke and Knuckhead, thanks for writing nice things about your staying with BArent. More, great reports, it shows that you guys for sure had a busy time dow here. Hope you'll be back soon. But, I lied to you L Duke, you was not may beta tester, you was the alpha! Knuckhead was the beta and we debugged the internet connection, while your problem was a more vulgar missing bathroom light while in session.

Now for the news here my little latest.

About the lamented rising prices, here's my insight on what's going on at Madaho's. I'll verify the truth of all this, for now here's what I was told by more than one girl. The management is pressing the girls to not accept less than 300 pesos in any case, and they even had group meetings in which the issue was 'discussed'. Can you imagine this? I was told that they go to the extreme of searching girl's purses for the money the carry after being back (that really sounds excessive to me) and the ones that are found to accepts 100 pesos (for example) will be fired. I honestly think they should fire a bunch of them anyway, as recently the ratio of dogs and sharks increased too much.

Factual about Morena at Madhao, avoid. I don't think many of you will be selecting her as she's not so attracting, I did for a low fare, cheap bastard that I am, but just to regret. First she wanted to be paid and then turns out that her version of safe oral sex was to lick only parts covered by condom. So she was out of the door in 30 seconds. She tried to get into an argument and be paid anyway but I wasn't into taking anymore bullshit and left her with taxi monely only. By the time, it was quite late, only it's never too late in Buenos Aires so I made an emergency booty call to my friendly apartment in Barrio Norte and they promptly sent my favorita L. to my apartment. This girl is not a beauty but with her good attitude and will can make a man happy for sure.
Nice ending, now back to work.

Jaimito Cartero

04-01-04, 21:38

I didn´t know where my apartment was in relation to the rest of the action. I went out walking yesterday afternoon and didn´t recognize a thing. Until I walked by Cafe Excedra, and said, "damn"!, I´m in the heart of the beast!

A little after midnight I went over to Village Recoleta. I thought I´d check and see if I saw Jackson or anyone at Affaire or the restaurants in the area. No luck. I was debating whether to see a movie, and then hit Cattos about 3am or so. No luck, the movies were starting later, and I wanted to have some selection at Cattos. I picked up a quick meal, and then got a taxi. I asked him if knew where Cattos was. "Si" was the answer.

I won´t bore you with the details, but we ended up one block from my hotel and a 10 peso taxi ride. You´d think they´d know these places better. Unfortunately I have forgot the business card I had last year, and only knew the general area. Not too bright, I know.

Cattos was packed. I got there at the end of a show by a big racked blonde. Looked nice, but was gone real quick. There were some interesting girls, but I spent most of my time talking to a guy from Holland by the name of Jan.

I had looked for Cafe Orleans earlier in the day but hadn´t found it. I asked Jan about it, and found it was just one block further that I had ventured to. I wasn´t sure what time they closed, but left Cattos at 2.15 to check it out. All the other touts on the street heading to Cordoba tried to get me into their places, with no luck.

I walk all the way past my apartment, and then to Orleans, but of course it´s closed. I grab a taxi to Excedra (my feet are killing me), and see a number of interesting chicas there. As always, I want to check out all the girls there before I set my sights on any. I had one redhead who kept smiling at me, and trying to get some eye contact going. She looks like she´s leaving, and gives me a little wave. I decide I´ll at least have her come over and talk for a minute or two.

Her name is Gabriella and is from Santa Fe originally. Says she´s 29, about 5´8" and has a nice body. We do the normal chit chat, and she seems nice enough. Not the nicest in there by any means, but seems affectionate. She asks for 150, but I don´t remember what the going rate is. I counter with 100, and she with 120. I end up paying 100, plus her drink tab from before I got there (8 pesos).

We walk the block and a half to my apartment, and go upstairs. She seems to like the apartment (1 bedroom, 10th floor, nice location, $170 per week). I take a picture of her before she starts disrobing. Then I get her a beer, and we start some petting on the leather couch.

She´s very affectionate and things are going good. I then take a few pictures of her that could be a beer commercial ad, well for Hustler, anyway. We move to the bedroom and things go quite well from there.

She´s very responsive to DATY, and had pretty good BBBJ oral skills. When it comes time for the main attraction, she asks me about condoms. I have a box buried in my bags somewhere, but I´m not sure where. She doesn´t have ANY. She proceeds to tell me that I can bareback her anally, but that´s all. I decide to just have her finish me off orally, which was quite nice.

I brought along some small gifts this time to for extra effort chicas. She gave me her phone number, and I gave her the normal 5 pesos for a taxi. She talked a bit about a threeway, but am usually hesitant because one of the participants isn´t into it. In fact the best one I ever had was where I wasn´t expecting it. Last trip with Marisol and Norma.

I was lounging on the couch while she got ready. I asked if she wanted me to walk her down, she said it wasn´t necessary. I´m watching a bit of TV, and then I think I hear a doorbell in the hall. It isn´t mine, but I look out the peep hole. It´s Gabriella ringing my neighbors door. It appears that you need a key to get out, and she couldn´t remember if I was on the 12th or 10th floor. I quickly let her in, and took her down to let her out. I guess that´s one lesson I learned.

I´m going to drop by Cafe Orleans now and check out the action, but have to go pick up laundry before they close.

El Greco

04-01-04, 22:00

Gentlemen,

When someone visits a new city he needs a lot of time and money in order to find out where the hot spots are.

Most probably he may leave the place wondering if he finally did.

That happened to me during my first 3-day visit to BA a couple of years ago. I only managed to find out Café Orleans and have a nice afternoon session with a 23 years old hottie.

Very good experience.

It is a pity I did not kept her telephone. She is worth the repetition. Don’t even remember her name.

I am a new member to the forum and want to say thanks to you all for all the great information you have accumulated over the years. I do have a much better knowledge now that I read a part of the archived material and I apologize if the following has been answered before.

I understand that the maximum stay for an EU citizen is three months. Can someone apply for an extension?

When and for how long? Or he must exit and reenter the country?

What is the maximum stay per year?

You see here in Brasil, that I am now, it is not allowed to exceed 180 days in any given continues 365 days and you must apply once per year for a maximum three month extension. At least one week before the end of the first three month permit.

Is it the same in Argentina or not?

Second and last, for the time being, can a visitor (tourist) open a bank account in Argentina?

In Brasil is not allowed. You can buy property but cannot open a bank account. That stupid.

I was lucky enough to receive an invitation from Jackson to participate in your next AMA meeting next Tuesday.

Really looking forward to that as I intend to add BA to my favorite destinations.

This time for one week only. Next time for several months I believe.

Thank you

El Greco

One Tree Hill

04-01-04, 22:07

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She proceeds to tell me that I can bareback her anally, but that´s all. I decide to just have her finish me off orally, which was quite nice.
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I cant believe she would do that. I am glad you didnt take her up on it. I am no prude, but she was being damn risky there. Unprotected anal sex is the fastest way she could contract HIV from sex. Makes one go: hmmmmmmm

MoonDog

04-02-04, 00:25

Thomaso276 said:

The best sessions are when the girl acts like she won the lottery because you spoke with her, showed her some respect and affection and made a reasonable offer. Sometimes it is the average lookers with great bodies who give the best service.
I agree with Exon 123. The absolute best times with the girls are when price is never mentioned.

Moondog

L Duke

04-02-04, 03:01

Day 8 - March 23

Two Days to Remember

Wanted to try a little nasty, dirty ass sex for a change. Had Vanessa call Romina from Platynum. She was willing to do just about anything and everything. When she came over, I wasn't overly impressed by her looks, but I was horny and she just had this sluttyness about her. Romina gave great BBBJ. She made a lot of eye contact.

After a little bit of normal sex, she lubed up her ass and in I went without a fuss. This girl seemed to really enjoy anal sex. I even tried being like the porn star, by pulling out and looking at her gaping asshole and ramming it back in. This must have lasted about 20 minutes after which I finished off in her mouth. Like I said she just had this sluttyness about her.

I went to the monger meeting at Jackson's. I met a new group of mongers who had just arrived in town. Met some more old timers like Andreas & Just Got Back. We went to dinner in an Italian restaurant in Palermo Hollywood.

After dinner it was a bit challenging to find taxis in this neck of the woolds. There were 10 of us. One cab did come by and 3 of the mongers went off in it. The seven of who were still left eon Andreas advice walked towards a busier street. Upon getting to the busier street, Andreas pointed out a boliche. I it was called Rio Cabana. I don't have the address because I gave the card with the address to Jackson, because he wanted to add it to the database.

There was no cover charge. Beers were 10 pesos and there were about a dozen girls working. All appeared to be in there late teens to early twenties. Andreas was saying, they will not approach you unless you invite them. There were at least 4 that I would rate 7 or higher. There were 2 blonds that I would have definitely been interested in talking to if the night were not so young, being only about 12:30 a.m. and there were other places to check out. Besides, all the chicas sat on the other side of the bar, looking bored. It looked liked a high school dance. They didn't seem to want to earn business.

Andreas got the scoop from the bartender. I think it was 25 peso drink for the girl, 110 peso for 1 hour with a girl and there was a "love hotel" down the block that you could get a room for 30 pesos. He believed most of the girls spoke English, since the place is heavily advertised in airlines and hotel magazines. All the clientele in the place when we were there were Asians. It might be worth a future visit. It was about a 8 peso cab ride to get back to Recoleta.

We went to Newport to check out the scene. I was looking for the hot little number from the other night. I did not see her. Some new faces I had not seen in there before and some of the usual suspects. It seemed to be Brazilian night at Newport. I would estimate half the girls there that night were Brazlian.

We headed off to Madahos. The quality and quantity in my opinion was much better than the quality and quantity in Black the previous night. Saw Carolina, who I'd met before the previous time I was in there but did not take out. She is incredibly stacked. No boob job she claimed and later personally verified, ;p if you know what I mean.

She speaks very good English so the negotiating was quit easy. She first quoted me 300 pesos, which I countered with 200 pesos. She counter offered 250 pesos at which point I told her I'd pay her 300 pesos, but I wanted her to stay all night (TLN). She quickly accepted.

Off we went to my apartment just about 5 blocks away. Like usual, the cab ride back is just a huge make out session. In the club Carolina, kept pointing to me or messaging my arm or leg and saying "pretty boy". Even my first time in the club a week earlier she kept telling me this. She did not mean this as an insult or in a sarcastic way. We really seemed to have some chemistry going.

Well the sex was great, a far cry from the experience from the previous day. The one thing I was a bit disappointed about was that her body was not as tight as I would like. Like I said earlier, she is stacked and she is petite. Maybe 5'3" or 5'4". You have to have something to support those boobs. In the club she was probably the most dressed chica, but she was great in bed and had an extremely pretty face.

For the grand finale, she asked me, or I should say begged me to come in her mouth. Not wanting to disappoint I did my best to fulfill her request.

After finishing and Carolina cleaning up after herself, we laid in bed just cuddling and making out. After about 30 minutes of this she tells me she would like to go home. I told her she had agreed to stay all night. She said she has trouble sleeping in other beds besides her own. I tried to just brush her off my just making out more with her, but as soon as there was a pause she persisted again. Well you know, I'm tired and I'm thoroughly satisfied and I didn't really see any point in keeping her there any longer, especially since she has a 2 year old child at home and she probably wanted to be there for the baby. Yes I know some of you will say I should have kept her to agreement or maybe penalized her on the fee we had agreed upon. Well, I don't want to ruin what was a very good experience by turning it into an ugly or negative argument about money or time. So I let it go.

As she left she wrote me her number and told me to call in the afternoon, before I left. Of course I told I would, but I probably wasn't going to. Bottom line, she had broken her agreement on the TLN and knowing this, I would not reward that by calling for an afternoon session or taking her out to dinner.

L Duke

04-02-04, 03:36

Day 9 - March 24

24 HOURS OF PURE HEAVEN

When I toured with Roxanna, she had mentioned that she had heard good things about Bane and Ceci. I called Vanessa, Roxanna's assistant and told her I would like those two girls for a 3 way. At 7:00 P.M., they showed up knocking on my door. They were attractive in a dirty, sleazy way, but not knockouts. They walked in well dressed carrying a briefcase. They almost looked like they were headed to a business meeting.

Bane has a very curvy, sexy figure. Ceci has a thinner, more model type body. They offer complete service, at least Bane does, but neither will do BBBJ. However, they will suck your balls. They also will interact with each other. They do full on lesbian sex. It was just a turn on just watching them go down on each other.

As I said, Bane will do anal and seems to enjoy it. After banging her ass for 10 minutes, she rolled over on her back and I did her in the missionary position. A few minutes of giving it to her slow and easy, she began to really get in to it. She kept saying "mas" and used her hands to guide me in faster and harder, until I was fucking as hard as I could. Her eyes rolled to the whites of her eyes and her neck arched as her head rolled from side to side. She continued to say "mas" and guide me. This only got me hotter and I slammed her even harder until I could not move anymore. When I collapsed on top of her she whimsically said "f-u-c-kkk" and kissed me hard. Wow!

While I was recovering, the girls found ways to entertain themselves. I was only too happy to just lay back and watch them at work. They took turns going down on each other, always giving me a birds-eye view. I started playing with Ceci's brown-eye while Bane went down on her.

After this show I was ready to go again. I mounted Ceci in the missionary position. I tried my hardest to repeat the performance I gave Bane, but my motor functions were pretty much shot by then. After several minutes of futilely doing this, Ceci rolled me on my back and while she sucked on my balls and with Bane sucking on my chest I finished myself off to a massive climax.

For dinner, met up with Flexible Horn, JustGotBack and R(horny) from NYC, who is not on the board yet. We went to the circle near Palermo Hollywood and dined at another Italian restaurant. After finishing dinner JustGotBack headed off on his own and me, Flexible Horn and R headed back to Recoleta.

We went into Newport. We seem to always go hear to start our nights. We saw the usual suspects of Brazilians here. As the three of us were sitting at the table chatting, out of the corner of my eye I had noticed a woman I had not seen in here before. I did not get a good look at her and so returned to the conversation at the table.

I was checking out this brunette that was leaning against the post near our table and trying to determine if she had a good body. My thinking at that point was, since this was my last night, I would take a girl from Newport for an hour and head back out to Hook again, since there was one more girl I wanted to spend time with there. As I was checking out this lovely, a couple of Argentine men came and started chatting her up. So my attention quickly faded to elsewhere.

The women I had glanced earlier came into my view again. I quickly noticed how attractive she was. She was standing near the bar and I watched her with intense curiosity. For some reason she did not seem to really fit into the Newport scene. She seemed a bit out of place. She did not know any of the other working ladies and did not converse with any of the men. Actually, the first thing that came to my mind when I saw her was that she looked like one of the beautiful women you see all over BsAs on the streets, in the shops and in the restaurants, but rarely see in the clubs. The classic looking Spanish and/or Italian beauty. Flexible Horn, who had pretty much been in Newport every night the past 20 days or so, had never seen her before.

After a few moments, we finally made eye contact. I smiled and she smiled back. I motioned for her to join us and she quickly moved to our table. She spoke some English. Perfect. I introduced myself and she introduced herself as Paula. God, I love the name Paula now (a little inside joke for Flexible Horn and JustGotBack).

I introduced her to R and Flexible Horn. Paula was quickly at ease with us. We seemed like a fun group of guys. As soon as Paula started smiling and laughing, I knew she was the one for me that night. R and Flexible Horn kept teasing Paula that I was "extremely well endowed" and how I would keep her busy all night long. All of which was not true of course ;p.

We quickly started petting each another. She asked me if I wanted to dance with her. I tried saying no, but she coerced me to my feet and in the cramped area between the tables we did a little dancing. It was weird, with the money issue aside, it felt like I had picked up this hot chica.

Flexible Horn and R excused themselves. They were headed off to Hook and me and Paula were left alone to close our deal. I'm not going to mention what Paula's price was. The only mention I will make about her price was that it was not cheap. I thought about refusing and heading off to Hook to join Flexible Horn and R. But something inside kept telling me she was going to be well worth the price. So we closed our deal.

With the monetary issue completed. We headed off in a taxi to my apartment. Immediately in the cab we started making out. When we arrived in the apartment, we made out more waiting for the elevator and the ride up.

Inside the apartment she asked that I pay up front. I refused and said I'd pay after. I explained the last time I paid in advance, I got burned (Daniela from Black). I thought about cutting and running at this point, but she promised, over and over again that she would fulfill on our arrangement. Something in the way she made her promise, made me trust her and I relented and paid her up front.

What ensued was probably the best sexual experience of my life, I kid you not. I think I might have had a couple of those on this trip, but this was head and shoulders above those. She was an absolute dream.

For the next 3 hours or so she went nuts on me. With most working girls, they want you to get off as soon as possible and if they got off it was a bonus. Well with Paula, she was the opposite. She was going to get off and if I got off too, that was secondary.

She blew me for a long time bareback and then I reciprocated by going down on her. She was incredibly responsive. For the next 45 minutes I went down on her. In the most intense part of this half her body, the upper body, was hanging off the bed thrashing about, with her hands guiding me by the hair. She arched her back and moved her pelvis against my flickering tongue and came I don't know how many times. Because she was so beautiful and so responsive, I could not help going down on her for so long.

After this she jumped on top and started grinding on me. I was not wearing a condom and I was not penetrating her at this moment. She was essentially dry humping me. As the rhythm built up she went absolutely crazy on me, just from dry humping me. She had at least 2 orgasms just doing this all pretty much on her own. OMG, was she a nymphomaniac!

When I wanted to fuck her after this demonstration, she said no. She said she didn't have any condoms with her. I had my suspicions earlier she might have been a semi-pro, this just added more credence to that belief. She looked a bit lost and bewildered when she was in Newport. No professional in any trade would think of going on a job without the tools of their trade. She quickly began to blow me again and then, I kid you not, BEGGED me to come in her mouth. I thought, I must be dreaming.

I still wanted to fuck her, so told to "hold her panties a minute" and pulled out a strip of condoms in my drawer next to the bed. Which, she reacted to with a little giggle. She put the condom on and blew me for a minute or so to get me good and hard. Then I penetrated her. Again this is where she absolutely went crazy on me again. She went on another one of her rides and I just went along.

After she had finished off again, I was finally ready to finish myself. So I dismounted her, pulled off the rubber and began jerking myself off with tip of my cock in her mouth. After a few moments of this and having this beautiful, insatiable women begging me to finish in her mouth I could not hold back any longer and I had an absolutely titanic climax. OMG!!!

After we had cleaned up, we returned to the bed and cuddled and talked. She told she was 25 and she lived with her 5 year old son and her mother in an apartment in the Constitucion area. She worked as a "promoter" of products in a store. She said, she's only been in Newport only a couple of times and the last time was almost a month ago. Since, Flexible Horn had told me he'd never seen her before, I believed her.

The fact she came without condoms or lubes is another key indicator to me she was not a pro. Plus, she was much more interested in getting herself off than getting me off. Most pros want the guy to get done as soon as possible, so they can get back out there again and make more pesos.

She is very beautiful, but definitely not in the working girl way. She had long medium brown hair. She stood about 5'5". She had a very nice body, but kind of small breasts. She in fact said she wanted to have bigger breasts.

The only thing that I was a bit suspicious of was the fact she had a ring on her left ring finger. The ring did not look impressive, but from my observations, married women in Argentina don't seem to be as hung up about having a huge diamond wedding ring as is the case in the US. I asked her if she was married but she said no. When I asked her why she wore a ring then, she tried to say that the wedding ring is worn on the right hand. I said no, it's worn on the left. I don't know, maybe the customs on this are different in Argentina. Not that I cared one way or another if she was married. All I knew was this was by far the best sexual experience I've ever had in my life, hobbying or not.

I let the marriage issue go and we fell asleep around 5:00 AM in each other arms. I felt completely satisfied.

Paula woke up around 7:00 AM. She needed to go. She had to be at work at 9:00 AM and she needed to head home first. Before she left she wrote down her number and told me to call her when I returned on my next trip.

I walked her out and to a busier street so she could catch a taxi. We kissed and hugged and said our goodbyes and I put her in the taxi and watched with sadness as the taxi sped away.

Member #1148

04-02-04, 04:18

Hello All,

I'll be in BA from May 23 until June 2. I'm looking for a 2 bedroom apartment in recoleta (preferably).

Last year I stayed in a nice place on Parera, but the beds were a total disaster.

Any and all help would be appreciated.

Thanks,

Farmer

Knuckhead

04-02-04, 14:25

Let the chica parade begin!

10:30 am, Friday: After making my way through the immigrations and customs, I was met by the remis driver sent by Stoly. Ricardo being a total stranger to me, it took me a full three minutes to steer the conversations in the direction of chicas. True to his Argentine roots, using a hand gesture Ricardo demonstrated his "mo-jo" right at the first tollbooth, where a gorgeous but girl-next-door type brunette toll collector greeted us. Damn! I have arrived! Even the toll collectors are hot here...a far cry from New Jersey turnpike, isn't it? By the end of the trip we were like two teenagers riding into town, "high-five"ing each other at the sight of each doable chica. He would say "Culo" every time there was a chica with a nice ass (see below for how this entered into play later). Incidentally, to give you a local's perspective, Ricardo said that he gets his girls mainly from Clarin or La Nacion, and he usually pays them 50 to 60 pesos for short time.

11:45 am: Stoly was waiting for me at the door, and helped me with my baggage into his nice apartment. It is a perfect monger pad! Once the formalities were taken care of, we went to a very local mom and pop eatery joint to get an excellent meat dish for only 5 pesos. I then charged the mobile phone that came with the apartment with some credits, and called Roxana. We talked a little, and she said that she had been working on my list during the last two days. She strongly recommended the use of Cialis or Viagra, as she didn't want to "disappoint the girls".

1pm: A trip to Puerto Madera, and the recommended insurance policy was obtained. See the general section for pricing. Having never tried any "enhancers", I wanted to volunteer myself for a comparison study, so I obtained both Viagra and Cialis. Took a cab back to Recoleta, and since the Internet was not working yet, I checked my email in a locuteria. I then returned to the monger pad and got ready for my appointment. My welcome "package" was to be a threesome. I had explained to Roxana that I didn't just want "parallel play" by the girls, but I want the girls to be into doing one another and genuinely bisexual. Cecilia and Bane appeared to fit the bill, thought Roxana.

3:30 pm: Right on time, the intercom rings and these beauties are at my door, smiling. http://escorts.gemidos.com.ar/?id=escorts&ct=1&pb=1630&ph=4 They entered the room, each planted a nice DFK on me, and then they DFK'ed one another. Aweeeeeeeeesome! Bane asked for some sparkling wine, which L Duke had left in the fridge unbeknownst to me. They said they need to check in with the boss, and if I wanted them to stay more. The price was 300 pesos for one hour as arranged by Roxana. They said that for 450 they would stay 1 hour and 45 minutes. Since both of these ladies deserved a "round" from me, and since I was in no mood to rush things, I agreed. This was the most expensive session of this trip, but the quality was good, and they delivered exactly as I wanted. The two got comfortable on the bed, and went at it with each other. DFK, breast sucking, fingering, and DATY all were happening simultaneously between the girls. What a sight! They would be kissing each other and I would join, the two of them would then DFK me simultaneously, reminiscent of a "group hug" in one of those "group therapy" sessions. And what a therapy it was! Simultaneous shaft licking, ball licking as the other was BJ'ing me, and the works... You name it! I finally got Cecilia on top to ride me cowgirl, while Bane had my two soldiers deep in her mouth. Needless to say I didn't last very long. I went to the bathroom, and there I was.... Friends, at 4:18 pm in a bathroom of a luxury studio apartment in Recoleta, Sexplorer's "virginity" to Viagra was lost. My thought was that given my recent arrival, I just would not want to risk not being able to go for a second round, this time with Bane (she was the taller one in the photograph). So I took a bite out of the blue pill, later estimating that I probably had about 40 mg of Viagra. I laid down for a 4-hand oil massage, which was excellent! Here's where "things" got weird, so to speak. I was feeling the four hands on my back, and actually within only a 3-4 minute period, the flag was at "full staff"(which makes me think that the Viagra only had a placebo effect, as it is highly unlikely for such a rapid onset of action to occur). All of a sudden instead of four hands there were three hands on my back. I looked back, and realized that Bane had pulled out two dildos, asking me about "Cula" or something like that. For a second I thought they were going to use the dildos simultaneously on each other, and smiled with a big "Si". It only took another microsecond for me to realize that THEY were NOT the intended recipients of these grotesque objects! Oh No, No, NOOOOO. But why, they ask? It is common, don't worry, etc... Absolutamente no! I replied, and they got the message. Boy, that was close! So the massage continued, but I couldn't get the threat out of my mind until several reassurances were given. At this point I started to do some missionary sex with Bane, and soon she was riding me cowgirl style. Cecilia started with a little bit of "ball massage", and sure enough, SOG#2 ensued. Afterwards they stayed for the promised time and put on a good show. Overall, a great experience (except the close call mentioned above). Incidentally, now that I am reading L Duke's report I realize that the devil had beaten me to them! It is funny to consider that only a few days ago, he was doing the same two girls in the very same bed!!

5:30 pm: the girls called their handler and left. I took a long shower, and talked to Stoly for a while. In the meantime, the Internet had been installed and I was able to get online for about half an hour. At this point I noticed that Stoly had a "visitor"! Nice indeed! My next appointment was to be with:

7pm: Valeria. Roxana had arranged for me to visit her. She works out of the apartment on Cordoba. I took a cab for a 5-minute ride from my monger pad and arrived a few minutes early. Rang the doorbell, and was let into the lobby. The doorman didn't even give me a second look, and I got into the elevator. The apartment was fairly nice looking, and not at all "Jacksonian" (i.e.: No bare lamps on the side of the bed, etc... in other words, not like jefe's experience with SF 1707). In the lobby, there was an oil painting on which two scantly clad girls were working. Interesting sight. I suppose this apartment specializes in larger women with huge natural boobs, a description that fit all the girls working there. Valeria herself is a larger girl with very nice, natural, and large breasts. She has a very beautiful face. http://www.platynum.com.ar/Entretenimiento/Escorts/Valeria/Valeria1.jpg To digress a little, some of you friends may wonder why one would travel all the way from the U.S. and see a larger girl? To you my friends, I say that you are missing the point. There is so much difference between a girl such as Valeria and the typical larger North American girl. Unlike her U.S. counterparts, Valeria is perfectly proportionate, no belly, no stretch marks, huge but perky natural tits, a sweet smile on a pretty face, and very, very smooth skin. Women come in many frame sizes, and one of the virtues of good mongerhood is to be able to appreciate and enjoy them all. At any rate, Valeria is busy, but has asked that I wait until she is done in about 30 minutes. Although the idea of sloppy seconds does not appeal to me much, the nice 30 something madam brings me a can of coke, and lays down on the bed with me and presses herself against me. Her name was Karla, and she spoke excellent English. Pretty soon, Sexplorito is poking his head up. Mentioning that she needed to go home then, Karla invited me to join her and her friend Paula, again a larger blonde with huge natural tits, on Saturday for a total of $200 pesos for the threesome. She wrote down the apartment's phone number and asked me to call one hour earlier. Unfortunately, being fully booked by Roxana, I never got to do it. Going back over Exon's philosophy of having the girl pick you up, I think she would have been very good. A few minutes later Valeria came to the room as promised, wearing white sexy string lingerie and high heels. She appears to be genuinely happy to see me and sends me off to the shower, coming back with a huge towel for me instead of the tiny one I had been given. In the room, she starts with gentle caressing of my back, light kissing, and a CBJ (I do not care if the BJ is covered), I then asked her to get on top and later into the missionary position, only to compare and to confirm my prior observation that the larger girls are best done in the missionary or doggie position, as opposed to cowgirl. All positions were highly enjoyable, nonetheless. After the hour was up, I noticed that everyone else except for us had left. Valeria asked me to wait for her so that she does not walk down alone. She changed into regular street clothes and took off the heels (which made her look like a different person altogether). Just before leaving the apartment, she put her head on my shoulder (now that she was much shorter without the heels) and started DFK'ing me with major tongue action. This spontaneous transition from LFK during the session to DFK was very sweet. Note to Jackson: You may want to add this apartment to the apartment list, especially since the Madame, Karla, speaks English well. It is on Cordoba 1364, Apt 1A, and the number is 4372-6606.

10pm: Back in Recoleta, I went into Pepe Lome for a steak dinner. As I am sitting there a blonde waitress strikes a conversation with me, and I did put her into my mental databank for possibility of further "S"explorations in future trips, but not this one! Stoly joined me for coffee and...

12:30 am: pretty soon we were on bus number 59 to see Hook and Cattos. Once we got there, I immediately noticed that the recently reviewed Suipacha 921 apartment is directly in front! So I insisted that Stoly and I visit the apartment together, despite the fact that Stoly had taken a wove of celibacy (Well at least for a few hours!). We rang the buzzer, and the lady asked us to come back in 20 minutes. So we walked a few blocks to Exedra, and took a table. Amazing! To me, the experience of looking at Orleans and Exedra girls from the outside has always reminded me of looking at an aquarium! But being seated on a table and having all the girls try to make eye contact was the reverse, that is, I felt that I was INSIDE the aquarium this time! At any rate, there were several groups of girls there, essentially representing a United Nations of working girls.... Dominicans, Brazilians, Columbians, you name it... After a few innocent conversations with girls occupying the adjoining tables, Stoly and I called over a hot Brazilian Blonde to our table. Stoly then posed the Ultimate question to her: Can she S*ck C*@K? Well actually, he is so passionate about this question that with the intensity and enthusiasm and the stress that he puts on enunciating it, it sounds more like: can she Swalk Cwalk? I must tell you, friends, there is a lot of wisdom to that simple question, and I do consider Stoly a wise man. If asked tastefully, this simple question tends to separate the ones that have some connection to you from those who are only after your money. For your information, this hot Brazilian, sadly could not pass the test, and the conversation was cut rather abruptly. A few minutes later we started to walk back to Suipacha 921...

2:25am:... and rang the 6C doorbell again. A fake blond late 20's Madame came down and escorted us upstairs. Two girls were presented to us: one was a very cute and tall Mulata in her mid 20's and the other one was a fake blonde in her late 20's. None of them were in the list of the girls previously posted by Andres: http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/showthread.php?s=&postid=192787#post192787 A threesome for 40 minutes was had for only $100 Pesos. I would categorize this threesome as "parallel play", since there was only light touching between the girls. Nonetheless, it was enjoyable for me to see two girls tag teaming me for the second time in a day. See my "real time" post from last Saturday for more details. The experience, overall, demonstrated a very good cost/benefit ration.

3:50 am: Time to hit the sack. Yes! I have arrived... Only 6 hours left to the wake up call from mission control, and 7 hours left to my next meeting!

Next post: Chica parade continues, and semi-pros.

Jaimito Cartero

04-02-04, 20:53

L Duke, I'd disagree that normal working girls always have condoms. It would seem prudent, but some don't seem to think that far ahead. I also don't see the problem in posting what you paid. I'm sure you think everyone will rag on you, but that's half the fun.

I myself had an Alice in Wonderland, down the rabbit hole type adventure last night. Weird would not even come close to describing it. I'll post more about it as I recover! It's a Jacksonian adventure, at the least.

MiddleAgeGuy

04-02-04, 21:12

Condom Convenience;
Very seldom did I find the Chicas carried condoms. They would ussually ask as we went out the door and we would go around the corner from Newport or McDonalds to one of those little shops in Recoleta area in order to get them, (50/50 who went to the window, sometimes as the taxi waited). I finally resorted to bringing my own, being prepared.
MAG

Dancesw/Chicas

04-02-04, 23:28

Many chicas don't want to spend their condoms and they would
come out with their condoms, only after they are sure the
customer does not have any.

Condoms don't cost much, but the amounts the used adds up
for them. Is like when they ask for "taxi money".

DWC

L Duke

04-03-04, 05:50

Knuckhead that is funny your first encounter was with Bane and Ceci. There were in that same apartment and in the same exact bed less than 48 hours earlier. It's interesting that you were able to get BBBJ form both. When I talked to Roxanna on our tour she told me that Bane and Ceci were great, but would not do BBBJ, so I did not even think of asking for it when they arrived. As for the anal toy thing, they tried that on me as well. Initially I thought it was Banes finger, but once I got wise to what she was attempting I quickly told her "NO".

As for the issue of the pros carrying comdoms or not, in my experiences with non interenet girls(the interenet girls definately came prepared), the club girls, some came very prepared. One even went as far as bringing her own toothbrush with her. I had my own supply of American comdoms, so I wasn't about to let them pull out one of those Argenitne "swimming caps", they call condoms.

L Duke

04-03-04, 06:14

Ok last intallment for this trip:

Day 10 - March 25

Departure day

When I woke up, my dick was sore. Not from the friction of all the sex I had the past 9 days, but rather it felt like a sprain. The pain laid under the skin. And after the previous few days adventrues, for good reason.

I had a noon appointment with Carey and feeling the pain and knowing the marathon I had the night before, I was not entirely looking forward to seeing her when the buzzer rang. Upon opening the door I quickly changed my mind.

Carey is hot. Not as drop dead gorgeous as her pictures on Playtnum, but pretty damn close. She is average height, thin, but curvy in all the right spots. Whatever pain I had was quickly forgotton. She reminded me of a dirtier Jessica Simpson.

She gave great BBBJ, DFK and DATY. I usually did not go down on internet or apartment girls since I did not know what number I was for that day, but I figured I was her first for that day since our appointment was at Noon.

She was a nice ending for this trip and I would highly suggest her. I believe she works in an apartment with 3 other women on Platynum (Banina, Bety and Cameron). I had originally intended to have both Carey and Cameron, but Vanessa informed me that Cameron was not feeling well, so I settled for Carey, alone.

After she had left, I somberly packed. I called Flexible Horn to bid farewell and to wish him good luck on the remainder of his trip.

I was done packing fairly early and was kind of board. I contemplated making a quick visit to Sante Fe 1707 to make one final attempt at seeing Celeste, but decided that would have to wait until my next visit.

Andres

04-03-04, 11:29

Greco:

Just cross to Colonia, Uruguay, every 90 days and your stay permit is automatically renewed. Also, you can open a bank account in a Colonia bank and draw your money from ATMs.

Andres

Frans

04-03-04, 14:45

I am back in BA for 2 months.

WEEK1 REPORT CARD:

I came back for Maitte (ex platynum) but unfortunately for me she is out of business, she quit for a mainstream job , Have no idea where she is now : good for her and bad for me.

DAY1: Call lucky (Platynum, also Lucrecia at SensualBaires). she quoted me 300P then went down to 250p but she was not willing to move down. Too pricey for me. Has anyone experience with her?

I went to see SOLITA a massajiste (Afroditas on line), mayo1260, P11, dep F. turned out to be a fake picture, I was welcomed by a fat 40 years old.

Attended the AMA meeting at Jackson´s place. Thanks Jackson for your hospitality and next time I will bring you a bottle of wine.

DAY2: CELIN (platynum), 100P and total disaster, bad service (asked to be paid first, always a bad sign).

ANNA (Cafe Orleans) a late twenty black Brazilian, nice head with short hair, very nice natural breast, a body made for pleasure. 200P completo for 75 minutes in my flat. excellent service, highly recommended.

DAY3: Adrianna (night SW walking on the strand in front of Newport), 43 years, good thin body with clothes but a bit flabby when naked. very good service for 150P

FIAMMA (gemidos), MT Alvear 1467, Piso 6, Dep 25, 100P. she does not look as good as the pictures and she is a bit too young for my taste, I took a pass.

LOURDES (Hotwoman), santa fe 1270, 2F. fake picture, only dogs in a very dirty appart.

ISABELLA (Aclamadas), riobamba 1026, PB, dep A. fake picture again.

ELEONORA (Hotwoman) fake picture again.

CLAUDIA (Chicasvips, also in Platynum as Claudya), 35years old blonde, nice shapes, 120P, excellent service, one of the best BBJ of the season, nice woman, higly recommended.

At night went to check out Playwoman 2. Went at midnight and the place was dead, the guy told me the usual story (many more chicas are coming in 20 minutes), I came back at 1 am and the place was still dead. The building entrance is quite impressive but the 10 girls working there are just not up to par with the building. I can forget about this place.

DAY4: Spa Cologmna. quite a nice place for men, I took the complete package for 165 pesos (a bit pricey) for the use of all facilities plus one hour massage. The massajistas was Laura. The massage is good and boys she knows to approach and slightly touch the most sensistive part of your body in a very discrete manner. After 35 minutes while her hands where working at 2 milimeters from my balls, she bent down and told me quietly if I want a complete massage. I have to say even a priest would have had difficulties to decline the invitation. the extra cost is 100P. For 25 minutes she was rubbing my sex with experts hands and oil.

Total price of 265P is quite high but it´s a different kind of experience, I may come back and it's nice way to spend a long afternoon. You really exit the place as totally relaxed.

MAIHA (Gemidos), 36 years old, Paraguyan, long red hair, very thin body, extremely sexy in her jean. she came to my flat at 11PM sharp as planned, 100P for 90 minutes, excellent service, recommended if you like the very thin body.

During the week I also checked out Dollys in Flores, I like this place, and went twice to Madahos where I saw some interesting new faces.

I went also in Periplo where I saw a nice leggy, long hair 35y lady named beatrice. She quoted 200P then 150P but you need to add 35P lady drink + 40P for the hotel as she did not want to go to my flat : 150+35+40=225P. Abit too much. Does anyone know if the current rate at Periplo is really 150P?, has anyone experience with this girl?

Lessons learned from week1:

Forget about playwoman 2

Internet: Better to stick with Platynum, Areavip and Gemidos. And if the picture is too good it means it´s fake.

Suggestion: May be the adm could a new section for the fake pitcures with internet site, address and telephone number.

That it for the week.

Knuckhead

04-03-04, 14:49

L Duke:

When I come to think of it, with Cecilia and Bane the raincoat DID eventually go on, but only at the very end of French lessons, and there were lots and lots of BB licking before that happened. Since for some strange but fortunate reason I am not particular about BBBJ's I didn't even ask for it. I'm sorry fellow mongers, it is just that after 4 days of non-stop sex, some details have become fuzzy for this Knuckhead.

It appears that L Duke had been very methodical in taking notes after each session. Unfortunately once I got to B.A. I was in such a state of bliss that I did not bother to do that. However, there is no excuse for getting such an important part of details wrong! BAD Knuckhead, BAD Knuckhead.... This will never happen again! I went ahead and ammended my post. Not taking notes immediately after each session, BTW, is one of the few regrets I have. In the airport lounge right before my departure, I took out my laptop and started a spreadsheet in EXcel of all the girls I had done. It was amazing how many details can escape you if you do not take immediate notes!

Still, I can not help but keep laughing! The identical vignette had transpired only 48 hours earlier, starting from reservation with Roxana, the same two girls, the same show, the same apartment, and even the very same bed, and the same attempt at anal play refused by both of us. There was only one very "minor" difference: The GUY!!!! Kind of gives a new meaning to the phrase "walking in your shoes", doesn't it?

About the condoms: I had brought a "Mega Pack" of Trojan's with me, which of all places, I had bought at Costco! I must admit that since I have not had many condom buying experiences in the past, I am not much of a condom connoisseur (that is, I do much better with wine than I do with condoms!) It turns out, that true to their origins, they were "industrial strength" and did not feel very good. I therefore ended up using chicas' condoms with lots of care and lubrication, as they felt better. Out of the 15 girls I had, 11 of them had their own condoms. Fearing a surprise inspection by my B&C upon return, I left the whole pack to Stoly. I suppose in a generation or two we can all ask Stoly's grandson as to how these condoms are working :) I kid you not, there were THAT many in the box! Gentelmen, It is Costco quantities were are talking about, after all. Quantities designed for the "good" and responsible suburban man who takes his kids to soccer practice in a minivan while picking up his wife's laundry on his way back, spends his weekends mowing and trimming the lawn and looks forward to reaching retiremnt so that he can "begin" enjoying life.... Sounds familiar? Sadly..... Can everyone see that I'm back in the sex prison? A touch of depression? "Group therapy" with Bane and Cecilia can help, I suppose. Oh well, I guess I still have 3 more posts to write about this trip. More to come later tonight.

Marcos

04-03-04, 18:32

Andres, we must mention that while the fine for overstaying the three months period is only ars 50 payable to immigration at departure, a round-trip to Colonia with the fast boat is ars 150! But it is a neat city and is worth to go. I had planned a visit with a friend but her boyfriend/whatever wanted her out of the apartment so she could not come. Still I have enjoyed it. Immigration official were nice and waived the fine as I had overstayed by one day only.

Knuckhead, beside being a serious monger you´re a funny writer. Actually, given their thickness, I'll pass these Costco condoms to someone else. My maid got pregnant unexpectedly, that has complicated the service here at the apartments, and I don´t want that to happen again.

I broke my daily celibacy wove again, and visited this economical private again. Had service from an attracting 38 years old redhead. She can surely Swalk Cwalk, so I wanted CIM and offered ars 10 tip for it. She objected that it was too little, but I reminded that 5 pesos (that is the difference between half'hour of completo and convencional divided by two) is what she gets for anal. This brothel math pretty much convicenced her, and all ended well. You can see these girls even outside the apartment, then the rates become so low, that are too low even for a shameless cheap ass like me. Funny thing, they are more or less the same quality you buy for 150 and more on the internet and some infamous boliche.

To the next time...

Andres

04-03-04, 18:38

Stoly:

Thanks. I didn't know that issue of $50 fine.

My advice is to avoid dealing with officials as much as possible, so going to Colonia can avoid the hassle of a bad-day mood of an official.

Andres

El Greco

04-03-04, 18:58

Andres,

Thank you very much for your advice. It seems that the easiest and most common way to extend my stay is by crossing the border. Fair enough.

With regard to the ATM’s that I can do with my bank account back home. No problem to that.

Assuming the following, please correct me if I am wrong, my idea was:

Let us say that someone needs about 3.500AR monthly for a decent furnished apartment in BA and that bank interest rates are in the range of 20% as this is the case in Brasil for a CD or Repos.

Considering the Libor and Euribor rates currently at 1% and 2%, a 20% in $AR or Reais does not sound bad to me because in nowadays is very hard and risky to get something in excess of 6% in hard currency.

So by investing 10.000 and 15.000 Euros in Argentina and Brasil respectively, the above CD’s, calculated annually, will cover the lodging expenses for two months in BA and three months in Brasil.

The risk is devaluation or in the extreme cases another default.

Devaluation is the most likely case and eventually will come unless the rates drop down below 10%.

You see both states are borrowing in hard currency in the range of 10% and their banks are giving away a 20% in local currency. That cannot go on for long. Not longer than the next 2-3 years I believe.

That’s why I am asking about opening of a bank account in BA. In order to cover my lodging expenses for the next 2 years or so.

Thanks and I will be glad to meet you if you are in BA next week.

El Greco

Knuckhead

04-03-04, 20:44

My maid got pregnant unexpectedly, that has complicated the service here at the apartments, and I don´t want that to happen again.

Now see...If only you had used MY Costco bought condoms, that wouldn't have happened. You wouldn't have been able to get hard to begin with, let alone being able to do the deed and get her pregnant!!

Dancesw/Chicas

04-03-04, 20:56

Last time I was in BA, I overstay for 2 months! I was going to
do the Colonia trip, but never got to do it.

The day I departed, I went the to inmigration office at the Ezeiza
airport (located by the gift shop) and filled a short form, plus
50 pesos and the problem was solve.

Although, It went smoothly, I am not sure is recommendable.
DWC

Knuckhead

04-04-04, 15:39

Chica Parade Continues, and semi-pros:

10: 30 am Saturday: On the dot, the wake up call from mission control was received. Roxana, the mission director, called the order of the day and wanted to be sure that I am going to be "up" when the first girl arrived. Today, I would see Caro, Venus, and the famous Sandy. My breakfast was delivered to the door a few minutes later, and after a quick shower I was ready to "receive" my first "guest". Since I wasn't sure if the Viagra from the day before had done anything at all, I thought I would go "au natural"

10: 58 am: Caro from Argentina Private rings my buzzer and is let into the lobby. http://www.argentinaprivate.com/members/images/caro1-013m.jpg. An elegant and very sweet girl, she plants a DFK on me as soon as I open the door. A few minutes of chitchat, and off to the famous bed we go. She did not feel like a provider at all, more like a regular girl. Lots of very intense BBBJ and DFK ensued and as the raincoat was going on I sensed the possibility of a little hesitation on the part of Little Knuckhead. Since I was not at all in the mood for any "technical" difficulties, I excused myself to the bathroom and took the rest of the one Viagra pill I had bitten yesterday. I think I got about 60mg of Viagra, Heck; the "virginity" was lost, so why bother! As I was coming back to the bed Sexplorito was good to go, and therefore, again, I cannot tell you if the pill had done anything. It is just impossible to get the onset of action in less than 1 minute, so go figure. Back to the juicy stuff: I took Caro for a cowgirl ride for about 5-6 minutes, then we switched to missionary, to which she was very responsive. She thereafter offered some doggie and we finished back in missionary. Overall, it was an excellent experience for $150 Pesos+ $20 Pesos for taxi. For you very picky mongers, however, notice that she doesn't smile in the photos. She was a good conversationalist and recommended the Parolaccia restaurant and talked about a number of other issues.

12:20 pm: With Caro out the door, I showered and decided to check out her recommendation. I took a 10 minute cab ride to Puerto Madera, and went to Parolaccia, which is a seafood/Italian restaurant with a modern Argentinean twist (Full Review to appear in a few days in the restaurant section).

2:33 pm: With my appetite (for food) satisfied, I took a brief walk and returned to the monger pad. Stoly was busy at work fiddling with the internet connection, and I joined him for about half an hour. With the connection restored, time was getting close to my second appointment of the day and I took yet a third shower and waited patiently for Karina.

3:29pm: Karina rang the buzzer and entered the lobby. As far as the picture is concerned, my friends, it is no longer on Gemidos. Apparently a couple of girls rotate as being "Karina" and the one whose picture is on Gemidos right now isn't the one I saw. My Karina was a small fake blonde with be cups and a very sweet attitude. Immediately started DFK, and proceeded to the bed (yes, still the same one, and the mattress is still intact, thank you very much). A very nice BBBJ ensued and I asked her to start with cowgirl, which if you haven't figured by now, IS my favorite starting position. Multiple positions were tried, and I think this was where the Viagra was showing some effect. I felt that I had been "going" for much longer than I ordinarily do, without either reaching orgasm or loosing the erection. I eventually "came" in the missionary position, but here is another peculiarity, which I attribute to the Viagra: I did not go "soft". In fact I never exited her and just kept on going and changing positions. In about five more minutes I experienced another orgasm. It was wonderful. For this great experience Karina justly earned her $150 Pesos+$20 Pesos for cab. The one hour was up. We kissed, she showered, and left, leaving me in a state of blissful satisfaction.

5:05pm: As I was showering for yet a fourth time in the day, Roxana called. She hadn't been able to reach Sandy. Previously Roxana had asked Sandy to come to my place, like the other girls. However, at the suggestion of DownBA I had meant to go to her personal apartment, as opposed to she coming to my apartment. Due to unsuccessful attempts to contact Sandy, mission control put the probability of a successful "docking" at about 50%. An alternate plan was suggested, but given that I had formulated an alternate myself, I elected to simply wait to see what happens. My alternate was to go back to Cordoba 1364 and interrupt the English speaking Karla and her big boobed friend Paula from working on their oil painting, asking them instead to engage in another form of artistic expression, namely a threesome for $200 Pesos.

6:19 pm: As I was getting ready to call Karla, the buzzer rang. It was Sandy, after all! This, BTW, was the latest that any of the girls were for their appointments. DownBA, if you are reading this I know you must be salivating and your jaw may be hitting the floor as we "speak". She was wonderful. A beautiful, very south American looking darker girl, just about the right height, just the right amount of curves, and just a very small hint of "Indian" mixed into a very exotic but at the same time sophisticated look. http://www.platynum.com. Ar/Entretenimiento/Escorts/Sandy/Sandy1.jpg A lot of folks had written in the past about how old this beauty is: I would say early thirties, although she said she was 26. Seeing the goddess that was standing in front of me I couldn't care less either way. Price: $400 Pesos for 2 hours. Roxana mentioned to me that her usual rate, which she routinely collects is $300 Pesos an hour, but since Roxana gives her a lot of business she charges her referrals $200 Pesos an hour. Since this was a two hour appointment geared towards GFE (I expected only one pop, even though I know the number of pops was not an issue), I started the session on the couch with some conversation. Turns out this lady is really Columbian, raised in Peru, and living in be. A. More recently. Her Spanish sounded differently than the locals too. She works in Black, and said on a typical night she gets pulled out a minimum of 2 and a maximum of 4 times (How could a girl get pulled out 4 times a night? ). She said that the minimum price for short time as such in Black is $400 Pesos. (Libia later confirmed the same rate BTW. And another BTW, you guys will never see ME in Black). At any rate, we quickly moved to the bed, and I started to DATY, something that I rarely used to do with providers, but began doing more of during this trip. She tasted wonderful and smelled so fresh. She quickly got herself into 69 and we went at it for a good 10 minutes. At my suggestion, she started my favorite position of cowgirl and we had a very long, slow, romantic session culminating in a very cathartic orgasm on my part. A few minutes after that my phone rang; it was el jefe Jackson himself, inviting me to join him and Exon for dinner. Good timing, el jefe.

8:15pm: Sandy and I showered, got dressed, and left together. I put her in a cab and walked toward the Jackson Hills Palace. I arrived 10 minutes later and was buzzed into the apartment. It was very interesting to see the apartment in person, having looked at its pictures on the site so many times. As for el jefe himself, Otto had talked to me about him, so I expected to see a nice gentleman. Otto was wrong; el jefe was much nicer than I had thought! I was quite impressed by the way he allows total strangers into his place, as well as his demeanor with and his respect for the girls. Exon was sitting on the couch, waiting for the lovely Carolina, and Jackson had a very polite and well-mannered, drop-dead gorgeous redhead beauty on his side, whose name regrettably escapes me. After about 15 minutes of good conversation the famous Carolina finally arrives. Again, I find it fascinating to read about these characters on the site and finally meet them in person. Exon's Carolina is indeed a beauty, a tall, dark black haired and very intelligent lady. She was very kind as well, repeatedly mentioning that we are missing a girl to go with me.

9:10pm: Well, the five of us left for an Italian/Argentinean meat restaurant under the overpass in front of the Four Seasons. Sorry guys, but I cannot remember the name. It was next to the Sorrento, and the food and the service were excellent. The perfect three ingredients were present: Good food, good wine, and good company.

11:45pm: After a couple of hours, Exon was kind enough to pay, and we left in separate cabs for Recoleta. With that gorgeous redhead on his side, I can only imagine what the night had in store for el jefe, As for Exon and I, faith had other plans. Carolina, Exon, and I took a cab and were dropped off in front of LoiSuites. Carolina left, and Exon and I went into NewPort. A few days back Exon wrote about this, but I think it is worth repeating. For those dear friends who have joined this thread recently, let me briefly mention that NewPort is essentially a "wildcard". It is a normal bar with normal drink prices with no oversight for the chicas. Towards the end of each month there are opportunities to score with semi-pros as well as non-pros who are working for the very first few times. While still on the street, we saw two good-looking twenty-something Brasileras standing by the window, smiling. Little Exon and Little Knuckhead agreed that we should join them, so in we went. We made some Idle chitchat and eventually I succumbed to my weakness and propositioned the good looking one. Gladly, however, I used Stoly's method and asked about "Swalking Cwalk". The response was that she only does everything "safe". Ordinarily, this is not a problem for me; however, I found that this single question is effective very early on in the negotiations in giving me a feel about the chicas overall attitude. If she just laughs and brushes it off, and gently suggests that she only does things safely, it is a good sign. If she becomes standoffish, it is my signal to move on. Well, lets just say that she was closer to the latter. Exon, having sensed the futility of this exercise, wisely suggests that we move on. Still being on friendly terms with the chica, in a purely academic sense I thought I still get a price quote so that I have some starting point in negotiating with the next chica. I said to her that I am here frequently, and know the going rate very well, and offered her 150 Pesos. Of course, she countered with the same idiotic $100 (US) quote. I do not know what to tell you except that this girl would have rather gone home alone than going home with a reasonable take. When I brought it to her attention that just about all NewPort girls accept 150 pesos, she stated that she is "a" girl and not "any" girl. Well, good luck to this "a" girl and I hope she gets her $100 (USA) tonight, but somehow I highly doubt it.

1:25 am: the "a" girl left our table and Exon and I turned our attention to the two rather older girls sitting on the table beside us. All the while we were negotiating with the previous chica, these two girls were casting "the look" upon me and Exon, and making funny innocent comments. The wise and experienced monger that he is, Exon signaled to me that I should concentrate my efforts on one of these chicas. What "effort"? As soon as I turned toward the chica, she comes to my table with a big smile, just like she won the lottery, and gives me a pleasant complement. In his own right, Exon also started courting the other chica, who turns out spoke some English. For reasons which will be mentioned later, I will call my chica "E". "E" was not a girl, but rather a woman; I'the say early 40's. She had an excellent body and a good face, and best of all, a beautiful smile. Now for a disclaimer:
Knuckhead is an equal opportunity operator. All applicants are considered on their own merits. Assuming that some very basic minimum standards are met, Knuckhead does not discriminate on the basis of age, religion, national origin, color of the skin, and. You get the idea. He is one sick f&ater! But wait, he DOES discriminate on the basis of sex! Who do you think he is, after all! With that disclaimer in mind, the 150 Pesos offer was given. The answer: " I normally charge 200 Pesos, but there are things is life more important than Money. O. K. ! " Right attitude! Now, how can anybody refuse this? I bid farewell to Exon, monger extraordinaire, only to read about his adventure on this board a few days later.

2:06 am: Back at the monger pad, "E" whips out her national ID card. It turns out that she had used her real name, and hence the reason for my reference to her as "E". She was 41 years young. Some of you mongers will reject anybody over 30 out right. To you, my friends, I say more power to you, but I feel that by not being too picky I only have that many more options. Let's just say that Exon was 110% right in his assertion about this chicas performance, and that she was one of the best I had on this trip. What followed was an excellent, soft, prolonged BBBJ with deep throat, followed by a very slow rhythmically accelerating cowgirl ride, and finish in the missionary with lots of screaming and multiple orgasms on her part. She sat down with me for a few hours, genuinely happy to be with me. She would say: Look at me my dear; I do not want to forget your face. On the way back to Newport in the Taxi, she kept singing to me with genuine happiness. Thank you Exon for your shrewd observation and suggestion.

4:35am: Time to hit the sack. Less than 7 hours remaining to the next appointment!

Next post: Knuckhead's "surprise" Package. Stay tuned.

MoonDog

04-04-04, 15:39

L Duke and Knuckhead. Nice reports and good info.

Knuckhead, you mentioned in your post:

If asked tastefully, this simple question tends to separate the ones that have some connection to you from those who are only after your money.That reminds me of one of my co-workers. He had a watch with a blank face. Push one button and it would show the time. Push the other button, and the message, "Let's fuck," would be displayed. Like he said, "no wasted drinks."

Thanks for the reports.

Moondog

JackDaniels

04-04-04, 16:24

Knuckhead,

Sandy is indeed very beautiful. I had 2 sessions with her, the second of which was a threesome with another girl. I would say that she is in her late 20's. She told me that she is a Peruana.

I think that she in in high demand - in fact after my first appointment, she was going to another hotel. Nevertheless, she wasn't rushed and was quite relaxed and charming. I am not all suprised that she would be servicing 2 or more clients a day. How was she and did she do all the services ?

Cheers.

Marcos

04-04-04, 17:05

El Greco,
As discussed in the 'living in argentina' section, you cannot open a bank account in argentina unless you have a staying permit (DNI), that in turn is hard to obtain by legal means. However I was able to open a bank account with a large international bank because I was already a client of their offshore branch.
I don't know about Brasil, but here in Argentina, the best interest you can have on CD is something like 3.2 yearly, so it is not a good way of growing your capital nor living off it.

Andres

04-04-04, 18:30

Greco:

CDs are giving you just 3-4%/year, while banks charge 20%/year for loans. A huge spread, but required for doing buiness in fragile conditions.

Andres

JustGotBack

04-04-04, 23:21

3.2%? That's huge!!!! In the US you're lucky to get 2%.

Why do you need to open a local bank account? Why can't you do everything online and through ATM machines?

Knuckhead

04-05-04, 00:05

JackDaniels:

Sandy indeed is in high demand. She had an excellent demeanor and in no point did she rush. In fact I was the one to end the session after two hours so I could meet with el Jefe. What was surprising was that she said sometimes she gets pulled out of Black up to our times a night. That is in addition to her aftenoon/early evening clients. For someone that popular she sure had a very charming and relaxed way about her. No wonder!

Dancesw/Chicas

04-05-04, 00:46

Sexplorer,
Also, I once saw Sandy. It was a the Rustique galleries
100 pesos. It was very funny, because she was answering
the phone during the session, interrupting the BBBJ.
At one point at I placed my little amigo in her mouth and
she was perfoming while she listened some guy on the phone.
Whenever she stopped the BBBJ it was to tell this Argentine
dude how much she was missing him!! ha!
She told me that she prefers americans customers, because
they hesitate in paying whatever she wants to charge and
because they are easy to please unlike Argentines and
Peruvians. She also told me about fellow monger MLA and his
chocolate syrup ha! Some chicas can TALK.
I think she's just ok... the picture is definitely the epitome of
what technology can do to picture., But that's just me.
Hey Sexplorer,
Could you explain to me how is the "magic question" of
"Swalk Cwalk" works?
Could you write what is that you ask them?
And how is that you measure their attitudes?

El Greco

04-05-04, 00:59

Stoly and Andres,

Thank you for updating me.

It seems that I was misinformed about Argentina banks.

Here in Brasil though Bradesco bank is giving a 20% interest to a friend of mine who is having a working permit.

He only had to invest with them 60.000 Reais.

Thanks anyway.

El Greco

Dancesw/Chicas

04-05-04, 01:31

Correction:

I wrote "because they hesitate"
I meant " they don't hesitate....
That's what she told June 2003.
DWC

Knuckhead

04-05-04, 11:28

Dances:

In regards to "Swalk Cwalk" question, it is best asked from Stoly himself. The passion and intensity that he puts in enunciating it makes the words sound this way. In brief, you gently ask the chica if she likes to give French, or better yet, untranslated French. Now, for some strange but very fortunate reason I really do not care one way or the other if the French is covered. However, it is the STYLE and the reaction of the chica in responding to this question that counts. If the chica laughs it off and says yes, or kindly and tactfully says that she uses a condom, the negotiations could go on (notice though, that it is a necessary but not sufficient condition. Things can staill turn bad). If all of the sudden she becomes standoffish or acts annoyed, looks the other way, her tone of voice changes, she raises her voice, or becomes otherwise unfriendly, you should move on. The bottom line is that even though you may feel these girls are in love with you :), not 100% of what they do is solely because they want to do it. Some of it is just "work". And just like any other "work", some people do it with a smile and some people do it naggingly. The perfect example is the famous "Barbara" who supposedly serviced our jefe. It is clear that she didn't want to "work".

Not an exact science, and by no means is it fool proof, but it helps.

Now, Let's hear it from Stoly himself!

MRLA

04-05-04, 11:49

Dancesw/chicas-

That is MRLA, and Sandy was one of my best. She "LOVES" the choclate syurp in the jaccuzzi at "Etolie', and I must say, one of the best times I had in BA. Tell her "Besos for MRLA. Can't wait to get back..All be cool!

MRLA

El Aleman

04-05-04, 12:10

Hello, everyone,

just unfolding my legs after the 13 hours flight back home from Bs.As., and trying to get used to the lousy weather of central Europe, some thoughts and observations:

Chicas:

Veronica from Madaho's:

AVOID her like the plague. A small, slim, dark haired girl. Pro of the bad sort, tries first to negotiate rather high price, then in the bedroom immediately down south, condom on within seconds, bad CBJ, etc. Threw her out unfinished.

Mily from Madaho's

one of my favourates. A small, busty redhead, likes to talk (good to practise your spanish), much fun to be with, no hurry, en la cama whatever you like. She likes very much, if a man knows how to use his tongue.

Carmen, also Madaho's

My other favourate. Carmen is rather tall, has black, long, curly hair, smaller chest. She is probably the most tender women I ever met. The longest kisses since high school, a perfect BBBJ, true lovemaking. GFE? - Better. If you meet her, please be VERY nice to her.

Yanina, again Madaho's
(no, I was not there every night, I also have a small collection of phone no's):

Busty, dark hair. Seemed to be nice while taltking, but after the cloth's were off, it appeared that maybe a more frequent use of water and soap / shower gel might be advisable - a turnoff. CBJ.

Karin (or something loke that), from Catto's

I do not remember very much - so probably there is not too much to be remembered. CBJ.

General observations:

There seems to be some pressure from the girls' side (especially in Madaho's) to increase prices. While half a year ago, I usually did not have long discussions to take madaho's girls out for $ (pesos) 200,-, this happened only once this time, on a VERY slow sunday, and after having been told by the lady "Please don't tell anybody. We girls have agreed on taking $300".

I had the pleasure of meeting again el jefe Jackson, and for the first time some of the gentlemen I only knew from this board, first on a very remarkable birthday party and later on last week's AMA meeting. As said, a pleasure.

Acommodation:

I stayed in an appartment rented through Mayra. It was near the corner of Callao and Las Heras, 3 blocks from the Recoleta restaurant row (Junin), in the 6th floor of a quite modern building with 24 hrs security (I remember the night guy looking a little jealous when I came home). Bedroom, living room, kitchen and bathroom, under U$S 50,- per night. Only not so good thing: the bed was rather small, below queen.

Vitamin V:

It looks like the small, privately owned pharmacies are worth a try. The one on Vicente Lopez and Rodriguez Peña supplied generic sildenafil for $ 25 / 4*100mg without any problems. This was mentioned before on the board - and only a block away from my appartment, across the street from the Norte supermarket where I used to buy my "liquid supplies".

So much for now,

El Alemán

p.s.

If you did not do so yet, consider supporting WSG charities. Every Dollar or Peso goes really to where it is needed, and a Dollar buys a lot for those people who do need it. You can PayPal to Jackson, or just give him plain old cash while in Bs.As.

EZE_Amante

04-05-04, 15:38

Hola Amigos,

I arrived on Saturday, and have been busy. I am staying in a large apartment this time, and I have to say it is much better than staying in a hotel for me.

The Chicas:

Saturday, Dayana from Area VIP, nice bod, decent face but not as good as the pics. 150p for bbbjntc, finished cowgirl. Very enthusiastic and sweet.

Valeria (I think) from Catoos, 29 yo (maybe early 30¨s) sandy blond with a really pretty face and good petite build. bbbbjtc, and very very good at it. Did not go for round 2 because I was too tired. 200p.

Sunday, Brenda (many other names in the past), super petite and painfully thin. I called her when she was in the middle of her workout in the gimnasio. She showed up right on time (rarity), and gave good service, bbbjntc, then various to completion for 150p about 2hours.

Sunday night after dinner at Tenorio, I strolled into Newport and had a 20p scotch and soda. Maybe a dozen girls at midnight, but double that a half hour later. I chose Fabiana, short blonde hair with an amazing tight body. She said she is 34 from Brazil, and is going to be going to work in Monterrey Mexico soon. This was my best session so far this trip. DFK in the taxi, elevator, couldn¨t believe how big my apartment is, and was just really sexy. Really good bbbj not tc, but the best sex I have had here. This girl has been around and knows how to please. 200p for 2plus hours. I gave her a tip, because she flat wore me out.

Supposed to meet up later with el Jefe, and looking at the apartments that others have mentioned, recon for future trips. The Parera apartments are very nice, but too much for one person. If anyone is in town, and wants to get together this week, pm me and I will give you the number. WTF, how many crank calls can I get my cell is 15-5401-0564.

That is all for now. So many chicas, so little time.

EZE :)

Oh, btw it is hot as hell here for a gringo from al norte.

Frans

04-05-04, 19:23

Week2 report card

Day 1- Day 3

Saturday went to Madahos and settled for Brigitte, a new one (finishing her first week t Madahos).

1m65, dye blonde, staright nose, outstanding firm body with unique strong curve going from her back to her butt (like a gymnast at the end of an exercise). She wears a flashy green dress.

We chat a bit, I asked for "el precio por un momentito de placer", she answered staright 200P for 90 minutes for servicio completo.

Paid the bar fee 40P and up to a taxi to my flat on Posadas.

After a tour of the flat an on the terrace, we went to our respective bathrooms.

She came back fresh and we move down to business.

The nice about Brigitte is her attitude (she keeps her dress and shoes while fucking), good BBJ but I want to anxious to fuck. Fucked in all positions, she has a willigness to do well which is great.

Overall a great performance and for sure not the last one with me. Highly recommended.

Sunday sfternoon, went to a private appart on santa fe 3373, 5c, tel 4824 2490. 40p 30 minutes, 70p an hour.

2 girls, picked Daniella for 30 minutes. Daniella 38 years old, red hair, great blue eyes, a sensual body still in very good shape. Good bbj and very good fuck. A true deal for 40p.

At night, went to OBA OBA on Rivadavia, a local boliche with pool tables and overweighted girls.

Back to Recoleta at Newport, chatted with Laura, a dark long hair, around 35 years old thin body in a fishnet. Current price 200p completo, I took her business card she will be on the agenda later this week.

Went to Blacks around 3 AM, 30-40 girls, a couple of quite cute. Chat with one, started the negotiation. She opened at usd200 then went down to usd 150, then to usd100 + 100p to fill her car tank (which is about 50liters). I declined and stopped the nego.

Then I chat with a local asked him about the actual paid price, he told at 3am you should pay 100usd.

Monday afternoon

Imman (afroditas on line), olazabal 2570 3b, 4787 2364

25 years old, 1m77 without heels, long dark hair, a model body, thin with good curves, natural nice b-cup. 100p for bbj and coventional. nice body, nice figure but average performance. She just seems bored and is too passive. I shortened the session after 40 minutes.

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Interceptor

04-05-04, 20:21

My first trip to BA was way too short, and time has been way out of my control due to business relations. I got the chance to have just one night on my own out of four days. And I was unable to plan anything, services of Roxana included. (somehow I thought that calling her at 1am was way too late for a first time.)

Isn't that a pity? However not getting at least a few hours of sleep was really not an option, my days in the office were hell.

I was in Recoleta and went to Affaire. For some reason, really dead place, no more than 10 girls with very average looks, nothing more than a 5 for me. Just 10 seconds into the club and I already had a chica asking for a drink. I gently told her to brush off. Had my drink alone and went out to Madaho's.

Totally different situation there, at least 50 girls (and more kept coming in), a few 8's, I would say. There was even a 9, by my standards, but she was already involved talking to an old guy and never freed herslef from that (a tall girl with black hair and an hair style much like fetish model Dita uses, for those that know her...).

It will make experienced mongers laugh out loud, but for me, a first timer, I felt like a child in an ice cream shop. Very unhurried atmosphere, no pressure, nobody pushing to buy drinks. I waked up from the dream rapidly though, talked to a few girls (being italian helps a lot in "inventing" spanish words) and ended up choosing Camila (not her real name, I'm sure), 28 from Paraguay, short reddish hair, great lips. Got a lot of DFK in the club and agreed on 200$AR.

Went to my hotel (Alvear Palace, way too expensive but what a service. I even had a "personal butler" during my stay). She was sweet and unhurried. I had BBBJ, then CBJ, fucked her from behind and came with her riding me on top. We cuddled afterwards, and she stayed with me for close to 2 hours. No, not a GFE, but a very warm and tender service from a pro. She even insisted in giving me her number and asked for my e-mail.
(by the way, no problems in the hotel whatsoever for bringing up a chica).

Hope I'll get back to BA again, I really enjoyed the place.

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Knuckhead

04-05-04, 20:59

Knuckhead Returns To Paradise

Knuckhead's Surprise Package

Not so fast, my friends. You will have to suffer through my ramblings a little more for that. The way I see it, you are in be. A. Having fun and I'm sitting here in the sex prison, so I do not feel too bad about dragging you along. Now, let's continue the account of this sexual decathlon.

10: 30 am, Sunday morning: My breakfast AND the telephone call from mission control arrived at the same minute, awakening me form the stupor I was in after the session with "E" the night before. As Dickhead said some time ago, there is time to rest when you are under the ground, and now is the time to have fun. Roxana called the order of the day to this foot soldier; I showered, shaved, and waited patiently for.

10: 57am: Augustina, a very early 20's medium built fake blonde with be 1/2 cups, brown eyes, and just the right amount of curves for the her body frame. She was wearing a nice head band that made her look sexy. This was a Roxana find, straight from Clarin. She was the only one this trip who asked for the money upfront. I had a good feeling about her, and this being Sunday morning with little possibility of getting another appointment, I accepted. She planted a big DFK on my lips and we went to bed. The BJ was covered but good, and sexplorito had no trouble "standing" to the task, not having had any "help" so far today. She then started the [guess what? ] cowgirl position. I was having a good time, until. Buzzzz. The doorbell rings. The breakfast guy wants to pick up his cup and utensils. Fine, I run to the door and give them to him. I restarted where we left, with a new cover. More cowgirl, and Augustina appeared to be enjoying herself. Things are heating up again, but. Buzzzz. This time it is the apartment door. I open the door and there was Stoly himself. Not knowing that this horny Knuckhead could be well into his first appointment by this time of the day on a Sunday morning, he was thoughtful enough to make me an excellent platter of fruit and personally deliver it. I took the fruit platter, thanked Stoly, and returned to bed. I changed the raincoat yet a third time, and continued cowgirl. This went on for about 8-9 minutes, after which, judging by the irregularity of her rhythm along with strong contractions I sensed that I was doing "something" for her. She suddenly switched modes and became wild, turning herself into reverse cowgirl, and exposing me to an excellent view of the "operating theater" as she made long, slow, and deliberate moves up and down. A light touch to sexplorito's two friends brought this session to a climactic end. Excellent! Good morning, Buenos Aires! Chitchat continued and a little mutual body-to-body massage followed, but I wanted to save my energy for the upcoming appointment, so I did not start a second round. After the full hour was up she called her handler, who strangely was waiting for her downstairs in the car. All this for a grand total of 80 Pesos +10 for cab (O. K. I felt generous and gave her 20)!

12:08 pm: After freshening up a little. I had an obligatory meeting with the representatives of the be&see. I took a cab to Micro Centro, did what I was supposed to, had lunch and did some shopping at the outdoor market in the plaza in front of the Recoleta restaurant row. It is fascinating to see such very unique pieces of artwork being sold at very reasonable prices at this Sunday market. On 2:18pm I continued my comparative Viagra/Cialis study by taking 20 mg of Cialis, as the next appointment could not be left to chance under any circumstances.

2:49 pm: Friends, this was to be a very special appointment for me, one that I was to remember for a long time to come. I had previously asked Roxana to arrange this as a total surprise. Below is paragraph 9 of the email I sent Roxana before arriving, Verbatim:
Finally, let me have a total surprise (oh, the anticipation is killing me)! I want to know nothing about this lady until she shows up. The most important thing about this appointment should be the following: This girl should NOT be about raw sex alone. More than anything, she should be very ROMANTIC and sensual. For this appointment, I care very little about this girl fitting any "mold" or being like a model. Average looks are just fine! What IS important is that she should feel genuinely warm, kiss passionately, caress gently, and the whole experience should feel like "making love", as opposed to "having sex". O. K. , I understand it will not be true, but the acting should be damn good. In case you are wondering, let me put you at ease: It isn't going to be a very difficult job. Please rest assured I am very warm, passionate, and romantic myself. I look fairly average, and am in my mid [age deleted for reasons of plausible deniability]. I assure you, on my end, that whoever the girl is, she will be satisfied with the way I reciprocate emotionally. Again, I do not care who this girl is or how she looks, only that she wants to "make love". Well, I think about 300 for a few hours should do it, but I will not be cheap with this one. BTW, speaking English is not important. My Spanish is not good but I do not want the English requirement to limit your selection. I will get by just fine in my broken Spanish.

The immediate response, to paraphrase Roxana, was that she knew of two girls that would fit these requirements, and that she will not tell me anything about them until shortly before we were to meet. This, BTW, should give you an idea of how professionally Roxana treats your requests, and how resourceful she is. True to her promise, shortly before our appointment Roxana informed me that this very special girl was to be Maria, her roommate from few years ago. Now, that is my idea of "personal" service!

3:33pm: Maria is at my door. She is also featured on Argentina Private. http://www.argentinaprivate.com/members/chica-maria1-photos.html Notice, though, that although she looks fine in the pictures, in reality she is a much more pretty girl. I immediately told Jackson about this, as her pictures do not do her justice. Keeping in mind that the perception of beauty is highly subjective, and that my personal preference, if you haven't memorized it by now, is a small to medium blonde girl with Eastern European features, allow me to elaborate: In person, Maria's facial and body features are much more delicate than they appear in the photographs. She has a very pretty and delicate nose, naturally green/blue eyes, perfectly straight teeth, and a beautiful mouth proportionate to her face. For some reason, these appear larger in the photographs. Also, she is quite a bit thinner than she appears in the photos at Argentina Private. To give you some Idea, I would say that the next to the last photograph of her on Argentina Private (as of today) would be the most representative of her face. Either way, I think she was one of the most beautiful ladies I saw during this trip, which was doubly pleasant given that my requirements above had not stressed this quality. I hope to be back in be. A. Soon with a camera, so that I can personally and extensively photograph her myself from many different "angles", and submit them to Jackson. Well boys, since Maria was such a special appointment for me let me not go over the "blow by blow" (pun intended) details. Suffice it to say that she was (and did) everything I had asked for, and then some. Not only was she emotionally satisfying, she was very sexually intense as well. If it weren't for the fact that her pictures are over the Argentina Private, I would keep her to myself. I will undoubtedly repeat the next time I am coming back.

5:45 pm: If Maria were not to see the next girl, she would have to leave quickly by now. Sadly, and very gently, I hinted that our session has drawn to a close, and the two of us walked down together, all the while taking care not to run into the next girl. As one of my mentors would put it, this problem was a "wonderful problem to have". I jumped back into the shower and scrubbed to clear myself of the perfume, made the bed, and just in the nick of time the intercom buzzed. It was.

5:59 pm: . Irina! http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/attachment.php? S=&postid=192513 Her pictures are under the "Chica Gallery-Irina" in the Argentina section. What a beauty, isn't she? Knowing Knuckhead's preferences, it wouldn't surprise you to know that Irinia is (what else? ) a small real blonde with East European features. She is a 22 years-old college student, originally from Paraguay, and has lived in be. A. Most of her life. She was the only real light blonde that I have been with in Argentina. Just a matter of taste, guys, but I found her very lovely. I think I was her first referral through Argentina Private, unless el Jefe himself had beaten me to her (she said no, BTW- Sorry Jackson, I was feeling very jealous and just had to ask). Irina was on a mission to prove herself; she just had to "ace" this test, and there was nothing getting on her way. Very sweetly and passionately she danced with me, kissed me and I undressed her. Then I picked up this small pretty package and carried her to the bed. DFK continued, and then some ball licking. Then came the cover for a short BJ, which I interrupted as I just HAD to have this sweet little thing right away. I started a little missionary, to which she was very responsive, and then asked her to go for a cowgirl ride. I cannot begin to tell you how "tight" and luscious this girl felt. She continued for several minutes, then several more minutes, and several more minutes. And. What is happening? Why I am not coming? I am rock hard, this girl is as sexy as it gets, I am enjoying every movement, and yet I am not coming! This had never happened to me before. My friends, this was Cialis. Being a trooper, Irina kept on going, going, and going, just like the Energizer bunny. Her blood pressure was rising, her face was as red as a traffic signal and the vein in her forehead was just about to burst, she could not breathe fast enough, and BTW, in case I forgot, she herself had had an orgasm many many minutes ago. Feeling sorry for this poor girl, or more accurately fearing for her life, I decided to give her a break and put her on her back. Now it was my turn. I kept going, going, and going. This time MY blood pressure was rising, I was feeling lightheaded, I couldn't breathe fast enough, and I was full of sweat. Even though Irina was not moving, she was breathing like a locomotive, trying to recover from a few minutes ago. At this point, genuinely fearing for my life, thinking about my mortgage payments, my inadequate life insurance, and the fact that I do not yet have a will, I decided that I am too young to die, despite the fact that I had always wanted to go exactly this way! For the first time in my pathetic life I "faked" an orgasm. Yes, you read right, I, Knuckhead, faked an orgasm, forgive me father, for I have sinned. My friends, she was not stopping until the task had been accomplished, and my primal sense of self preservation told me that such was the only way for me to walk out alive. Physically unable to walk to the bathroom, the two of us embraced and caught our breaths for a few more minutes. Irina then stood up and slowly limped towards the bathroom. She was a mess! Only if I could know what was going through her mind at that point. She showered for a very long time, came out, and melted in my arms, giving me a long kiss. I doubt that she was complementing my "mo-jo" or in her eyes, my perceived lack thereof; I suppose she was simply celebrating the fact that she was still living. I walked down with her, and put her in a cab. The tab: $150 pesos with $20 for the cab. I gave her another 20 more, I think. I asked her to call me if she wanted to have a meal with me at any time. About the Cialis, I suppose you now can draw your own conclusions. I for one will not be popping any yellow pills from now on.

8:05 pm. Back in the apartment, I was still winded! I collapsed on the bed, then took a bath for a little while. I then got dressed, met up with Stoly, and went to the Corner eatery "Che Recoleta" for dinner, not realizing that Roxana's Birthday party is also for dinner. Stoly and I talked about a number of interesting subjects, including contrasts between Argentina and North America. We then got into a cab.

10:00 pm: . And drove to Roxana's Birthday party. It was a fun event, and I met many of the faces behind the handles on this board. Present, in addition to about 25 guys, were Patricia and Libia (from Argentina Private), Vanessa, and Mayra. I sat between Patricia and Nickster53, facing Flexible Horn, and close to Jak and El Aleman. The caliber of people on this board just amazes me. It was truly a pleasure to meet with everyone. El jefe himself was of course present too. Having just eaten a steak dinner (by mistake), I only had a sausage and a salad, followed by a tasty chocolate desert. Instead of eating, I concentrated on Patricia sitting next to me, a very nice girl indeed.

12:25 am: Towards the end of the dinner, I felt the "urge" one more time. I know, I know, I had just narrowly escaped premature death only a few hours earlier, but what can I say? Having enjoyed Patricia's company for the last two hours, I decided to continue the evening with her. I discreetly asked Roxana to inquire about Patricia's availability, and was glad to hear a positive response. The bill was divided among the guys, everyone paid, and several Taxis were called. I think I must have nabbed the second or the third one, now that I had Patricia in my arms and the "urge" was intensifying.

1:38 am: Back at the monger pad, Patricia takes a shower and the two of us embrace. She is a 30-year-old dark haired, elegant lady who does not work as an escort frequently. She has a day job, and took several precautions as to not have her activities as such exposed to her family and neighborhood. For this reason I will not post her picture, but she is the first lady on Argentina Private. Again, she did not feel like a provider at all (she probably is a true amateur) but wanted and knew how to please a man. Long, drawn out kisses led to a long, soft BBBJ followed by many positions and a very satisfying orgasm for me (and maybe her? ). I kissed her goodbye after about one and a half hours and accompanied her downstairs. She again took precautions to preserve her anonymity, something that I appreciated, and came across as very lady like.

4:03am: This had been a very long day, and on this very same bed I had narrowly escaped death a few hours earlier. Maybe I'the better go to sleep now.

Next post: Déjà vu?

Oldian

04-05-04, 23:50

Long time lurker, here's my two bits on my about to be completed trip to BA. As a long time veteran of the Asian mongering scene, especially Thailand, I was happily surprised by what I found here, although I still prefer the Land of Smiles.

I stuck with apartments mostly. Checked out the boliches: Madahos, Hooks, Cattos, Affaire, Newport; most of them seem rather overpriced. Entry charges (except for the freebies a la Jackson), drink charges, and the chicas seem to know what they can charge foreigners, even if one's Spanish is decent. As I didn't have a gal friendly hotel or apartment, just didn't want to add up all the charges in the end, despite seeing some decent looking gals in the boliches.

I ended up spending a lot of time at Santa Fe 1707. Despite some of the bad reviews here, I had no problems there. Saw Brisa, the buff little gal who works at night, many times, as well as Maria, Jimela, and one other gal during the day. Jimela and the other gal (name starts with an M, never saw her after the first time) have great young bods. Good service provided by Maria. The mamasan during the day was friendly and helpful. The gal at night is a different story. I once overstayed by a longshot at night, and she had every right to be upset, but she ended up being very untactful, as described in Jackson's posts on her. Otherwise, a great place. The room upstairs is horrid, the main one downstairs is like a lived in apartment and fine, and the other room downstairs has good aircon, despite not having a bathroom inside. I think a lot of the apartments just depend on where and whom.

I also visited 429 Maipu and 3221 Guermes, also reported on this site. Neither one was better than Santa Fe, both in terms of rooms and chicas. I never saw Jade at Guermes, saw Cecilia, who was very mechanical, and of the 5 women available at Maipu, only one was of any decent looks. Finally, went to 921 Suipacha, and had a good experience with several of the gals (especially Mariana). Again, I think Santa Fe is better in terms of the sheer number of gals, looks, etc.

I went a few times to Cafe New Orleans and Excedra, never took any of the gals, but they seemed promising. Regreted never being in town for weekly meetings, as it would have been nice to go out with the boys. Thanks again for all the helpful information that this board has provided, and to those out there for sharing their experiences.

Flexible Horn

04-06-04, 13:33

Decided to make the trip to IGUAZU FALLS, probably one of the best decisions I have ever made. Took my spanish speaking friend, stayed in a 4 star hotel in Brazil. We spent 4 days 3 nights there, took organized trips on both sides (Argentina & Brazil)
If you do make a trip just a couple of hints,
For an excellent meal visit the casino in Iguazu- Argentina
For shopping hire a remis and take a 30min trip to Parguay, very, very cheap electrical goods, perfumes, sports equipment, etc.
If like myself your spending more than 3 weeks in Argentina I can not recommend a trip up to Iguazu enough. If I can be of any help to anyone planning a trip there pm me.
Flexible Horn- Tired, but still having fun in BA

Exon123

04-06-04, 14:28

Exon Reporting: I too would like to second Knuckhead recommendation of Maria on Argentina Private. I think it was last May or June I e-mailed Roxana before my arrival to set up an apointment with her. What set me off was Maria's height, 5' 9" which is always a turn on for me. I'm in total aggreement with Knuckhead in that the pictures on Argentina Private do not due her justice, as she's a much more beautiful girl in person. But, Moreover she has a talent that a lot of website or phone girls don't have, that being she has a way of connecting with a total " GFE " to a complete stranger. Something not easly done with most girls. In closeing, for all you newbie's and wanta be's and first time'ers heading to Buenos Aires. I would highly recommend Maria for a warm up session the afternoon your plane arrives. She will help you set the standard or " benchmark " so to speak for you too judge what real South American pussy is all about. The finest in the world in Exon's humble opion..--- Exon

Jaimito Cartero

04-06-04, 22:13

I´ve been trying to check out some different places, a little more off the beaten track. On Saturday evening I went to the Suipacha apartment next to Ness. There were only three girls there, two blondes and a darker brunette.

They quoted 200 pesos for two girls for an hour. I asked for the 40 minute, 100 peso special and got that instead. I had the madam pick the best two for me, and she choose the two blondes.

Maite, 21yo , medium height, small breasts, about a ´6´ I´d say , and Caro, a little taller, with large B, small C cleavage. She has a tattoo of Tweety and Sylvester on her stomach.

The lesbian action wasn´t anything to write home about. Other than some basic kissing, there wasn`t much more going on. While I was working on Maite, Caro just set back and watched, so was mostly a waste.

Maite did provide a nice BBBJ, and I wouldn´t hesitate to pick her again. For 100 pesos, I don´t think it´s a bad deal. There are two shifts, and they change at 7 pm. The room is nice, and has mirrors at the foot of the bed. As stated, you get your choice of beverages, and every thing is quite cordial.

Both the girls posed for pictures for about 10 minutes after the session was done, with no complaints or tip requests. The madam took me down and asked how the girls performance was. Here, at least, it seems that the management cares.

Overall, I´d rate Maite as a 7.5, and Caro as a 5.

Jaimito Cartero

04-06-04, 22:24

Monday night I tried to check out Mt Avelar, 624 p 5-44. It seems they were closed for the holiday. I went back tonight, but they closed at 8 pm, I think, so just missed out for a quickie before the AMA meeting tonight.

So, anyway, after missing out last night, I decided to check out Corrientes 1965, P13a. I called first to make sure they weren´t trying the same scam with pricing. I was told an hour was 50 pesos. They said they had 6 girls.

I got there, and of course when I got to the apartment, there were only 2 girls. Two blondes, but nothing outstanding. I chose Camilla, 21 or 22. B cup, some stretch marks.

The madam then quoted me 60 pesos for the deluxe room. I declined. I took the basic room, and boy was it basic. Hot as hell, you have to squeeze down a narrow hallway. No AC, no fan, nothing. I couldn´t make this room nice even if I pulled her hair!

Everything was pretty mechanical, only CBJ was provided and the bed was such POS that doing much of anything proved difficult. I had no desire to stay any longer and ended it quickly. While the girl was okay, I can´t see any real benefit of this place. I did bring exact change so I wouldn´t get ripped off on that front.

I´m hoping to check out some of the out of downtown apartments before I leave. Only about a week left!

Jaimito Cartero

04-06-04, 22:42

Other than apartments, I´ve just been pulling from Excedra. On Saturday night, I was in Orleans and looking for the Blonde Carolina mentioned here. I got an Amy, a Jenny and a Mary, I think. One of them, (Mary, I think ) , asked why I was asking her name? I stupidly explained. She then goes on a rant about what`s the matter with her, etc, etc.

After one blonde leaves, she then says that the one wh o left was Carolina! (Just to piss me off) I left and went to Excedra then. I saw an older hooker named Marta at Excedra. I had met her the night before, when I had my rabbit hole adventure with drunk Veronica and hysterical Gabriella.

I looked at her a bit, and she seemed nice, but her glasses and hair made her look, well, unattractive. The bitchy blonde from Orleans came in and sat down at the next table. I explained the problem to her. I started calling the blonde girl Carolina after this.

I decide that I haven´t taken any older girls in awhile, so what the hell. I tell her exactly what I want, and she tells me that if I don´t like it, I don´t have to pay.

We go to my apartment, and she´s pretty enthusastic about everything. Once the glasses come off, she´s got a nice body, kisses well and such. No mercy fuck after all.

She is the first chica to actually take a shower before. Points for cleanliness here.

We had a good session of 2 hours, plus another hour of talking and such. I didn´t have anything planned for Sunday, I decided that I´d see how much better I could make her look. She´d come at 6pm.

Total cost of the night, 100 pesos, plus 5 for taxi.

She comes at 5:45pm. I tell her that I want to make her look nice, but without breaking the bank. She had showed me a 10 year old picture that she looked quite nice in. I decided to try and turn the clock back a bit.

We went to Gallerias area and got her a nice cut, with styling for 25 pesos.

I photographed almost every step, I´ll post in the photo section if anyone has any interest. Now she won´t even come close to being Jackson material, but it is interesting what you can do with a little time and money.

Well, I´m out of time. Got to catch a taxi to the AMA meeting!

Knuckhead

04-08-04, 01:41

Knuckhead Returns to Paradise

Déjà vu?

Perhaps one of the reasons I was slow in writing the report of this last day was that by the end of this one I would have run out of any chica related reporting. I will then be demoted :( to the "voyeur" status, with comments mainly limited to the general and restaurant sections. You cannot begin to imagine what a torture that would be, for a guy as verbose as I!

10: 28 am, Monday: Roxana called form mission control, going over the order for this last day and providing "de-orbit" instructions for the mission. Unfortunately, my "departure" chica, the well-reviewed Bibiana, was nowhere to be reached and an alternate "landing field" had to be formulated as the last of this trip. Being an optimistic man, Knuckhead looks at such events as windows of opportunity. The opportunity, this time, was to meet with Libia of Argentina Private instead, and I asked Roxana to make the arrangements. Minutes later, my breakfast arrived at the door. 20 minutes later I was shaved, showered, fed, and ready for action.

10:56 am: The buzzer rings. Daniella from Clarin is waiting downstairs in the lobby. http://www.platynum.com.ar/Entretenimiento/Escorts/Ailen/Ailen1.htm She was the only girl who wanted me to come down to get her. I saw a rather tall, slim and sexy girl wearing a pair of dark sunglasses. She was very friendly, acting as if she is meeting an old friend. I brought her upstairs and she planted a DFK on my lips. A little chitchat followed, I offered her some water, and she pointed to the bed. She undressed sensually, revealing a very tasteful set of matching white bra and panties She played a little with Sexplorito, still under the 36 hour Cialis "Window". She then got herself between my legs, very gently and peculiarly guided the junior from the side into her mouth, and a surprisingly good BBBJ is well underway. After about 6-7 minutes she places a cover on (her own supply) and without further instructions starts cowgirl. The session was going great until all of the sudden I had a very strange Déjà vu moment, looking into this girl's eyes. As she is continuing to grind on, I asked her if she is indeed Daniella, to which she replied affirmatively. I asked if she works in any apartments as well; yet another affirmative answer. I kept looking into her eyes, almost forgetting the purpose of her being on top of me grinding then. At that given moment it hit me! I had done this girl before on my last trip 5 months ago, and SHE knew it before I did! I asked "Güemes?", and she shook her head affirmatively in disbelief, still grinding on top of me! She said as soon as she saw me in the lobby she recognized me. I felt horrible!! All this conversation, however, was happening as she was still performing cowgirl. Soon I realized there was a task at hand, which had to be finished before any further reminiscing, and it was, rather pleasantly and after trying a few other positions. She then reminded me that I had introduced myself to her as a friend of "el toro rojo", and talked about "sus apparatus electronicos"!! This was no other than Salomé of Güeme 3221 aka Yael aka Camila, a girl well known for her signature BBBJ and good attitude, and previously reviewed by Dickhead and later myself. No Dickhead, BTW; she never was a medical student. For the first time I felt very jaded, feeling horrible about not remembering a woman that I have been with only 5 months ago. I suppose time and mongering take their tolls. What I found amazing about Daniella was that despite being a rather high mileage apartment girl, she was quite a simple and un-jaded girl in reality. She said she commutes to her work for about two hours each way every day, spending about 4 hours of the day in busses and trains. She does not want to work as an independent, as she fears for her safety and that was why she asked me to come to the lobby to meet her before coming up. Today was her birthday, and we talked about that a little. I kissed her goodbye, having paid the 100Pesos+10 for the cab and 20 for a tip. What a sweet girl!

12:25 pm: I took a cab to pick up the representatives of my B&C from MicroCentro and had an outstanding luncheon for an even more outstanding price at Tomo Uno restaurant. After my official demotion to the voyeur status I will put a review in the restaurant section.

2:45 pm: Since my appointment with Libia was not until 3:30 pm, I though I had enough time to shower, freshen up, etc... but at...

3:03 pm:... threre was a buzz at the apartment door (not the intercom) ! I look through the peephole, and it was Libia! http://www.argentinaprivate.com/members/images/libia1-004m.jpg Almost half an hour early! I was in a rather compromising state when she arrived, and was very surprised by how early she had come. I let her in, and asked her to wait in the room. I hurried back to the shower and freshened up, and returned to the room. Libia, looking as beautiful as her pictures and as good as she did the night before, was sitting on the couch. She said she knows how Americans hate tardiness, and she had arrived earlier to avoid this. Friends, this is a very difficult review to write, as Libia was VERY different that all the other girls I saw during this trip. The bottom line is this: I want this review to come out sounding positive. For starters, Libia speaks EXCELLENT English, using upper crust words and with very little accent. Here is an example, really a paraphrase despite the quotation marks, but using almost the same words as she did: "I really believe in the ethics of this business. My clients deserve that! If they hire me for an hour, I would be with them for an hour. I think I am a very good value for the money they spend". Wow!! To hear a girl talk like this in English, after days of language barrier, was refreshing. Libia started some LFK (She was the only one of the 15 girls this trip who did not at some point do DFK), stripped down and started caressing me. She then started a BBBJ, after gently hinting I had to be "generous". We then had an extended DATY session followed by 3 or 4 positions, a very sexually intense response on her part, and a powerful orgasm on mine. It was eye opening, to say the least, to spend my last two chica hours with Libia. She works at Black as well, and "nobody is taking me out for less than 400 Pesos". Her IQ, in my estimation, is at least 145, which brings me to this point: The distinguishing characteristic of Libia is her savvy; although this makes for highly inteligent conversations between the two of you, occasionally, to some it may come across as distant. Somehow, this very inteligent girl has herself figured out this very point, and commented to me that from time to time some mongers prefer a non-English speaking girl to her. At any rate, my personal experience with her was a wonderful one and not at all distant. At the moment that I was finished, for less than a minute she "forgot" and started speaking in Spanish. The contrast was simply amazing. It was as if all of the sudden there was another girl in Libia's body, sort of like the movie "freaky Friday"!! I gave her 300 pesos for two hours (Argentina Private lists her rate for 2 hours at $250 Pesos) and she hinted that her new rates will be posted in a few days and she needed a little more for Taxi money. I gave her an additional 30 Pesos.

5:20 pm: packed, visited the Jacuzzi on the roof of Stoly's apartment for the first time, and napped.

8:01pm: The remis is at the door. I settle my account with Stoly and start my journey towards the airport. The ride to the airport was nowhere as memorable as my ride into town. Maybe it was the realization that all good things come to an end, for me. I am shortly thereafter at the Check in counter, and after passing the formalities I relaxed in the United Lounge.

9:15 pm: On my laptop, I reorganized my thoughts and made a spreadsheet of all the chicas I did in Excell. I realized how little of the details have really stuck in my mind, and how important it is to take notes after each and every appointment.

10:08 pm: As I settle into my seat, I began to have a sad state of mind, one very similar to the time I left Buenos Aires at the end of my first trip. Then I had promised myself to return as a free man, and as improbable as it sounded at that point in time, I finally did it! Once again, for the old times sake, I promised myself the same...

Dancesw/Chicas

04-08-04, 02:06

Knuckhead,

Now that you mentioned, it would not be a bad idea to hired a chica to escort you all the way to the airport gate. Hey, is a matter of enjoying to the last drop! BTW, is it true that Yael/Camila have screwed up teeth? DWC

Minimus

04-08-04, 02:58

DWC,

I had Yael/Kamila. Her teeth were dark and I would totally advise that you avoid her altogether and especially if you visit her apartment on Carlos Pellegrini. It is strange to see her being reviewed so favorably by Knuckhead since it is the same girl I had, she seemed so down and unattractive. Plus I got a CBJ instead of a BBBJ.

See my post back on February 25th.

Dickhead

04-08-04, 08:43

Minimus, that is not the same girl. She works in an apartment on Guemes and not on Carlos Pellegrini and is a lovely girl in every way. I don't recall if her teeth are perfect or not since my dick is usually in her mouth but they are certainly not "messed up" or "dark." Also I have never gotten CBJ from "my" Salomé who is Yael on escortsargentina.

Aragorn

04-08-04, 11:09

Lads,

It is not the same bird. Both are featured on Platynum (and various other sites)

They look similar and given the name switching they are easy to cross up.

The good
http://www.platynum.com.ar/Entretenimiento/Escorts/Ailen/Ailen1.htm

The not so good
http://www.escortsbaires.com.ar/EscortsArgentina/Girl17/Girl17.htm

Knuckhead

04-08-04, 12:08

Guys, we are obviously NOT talking about the same girl! This Daniella has very good (although not orthodontically perfect) teeth, and they are certainly not discolored at all! I do agree that her pictures are, like most others on Platynum, and IMHO even on EscortBaires, just "glamor shots". Of course, she doesn't have green eyes, for example. Nevertheless, I do think she is still pretty attractive and a very nice person.

And as Dickhead wrote, this girl is knwon for her signature BBBJ. You never have to ask. With her, it is always BBBJ. This is another indication that we are not talking about the same girl.

Dickhead

04-08-04, 14:23

Yes, "my" Salomé is another one of my favorite types where you can just let her proceed with whatever program she has in mind and it works out just fine. It's not always the same program either, although she does seem to have a fondness for cowgirl.

Some other guys may prefer to take more initiative: "Do this, now do this, now do this." But as a Dickhead, I am unbelievably lazy so the Salomé/María model suits me just fine. I'd also add that this model has many advantages for the non-Spanish speakers although I am not one of those, fortunately.

Knuckhead

04-08-04, 14:49

Dances:

Now that I am vindicated in regards to my taste ;)(thanks Dickhead, BTW), let's consider your idea of hiring a chica to "see you off".

I have a better idea! Hire a Chica to come to the airport to greet you instead. You can make out on the way to the city, and immediately start a session as soon as you check into the hotel or your apartment. That would be the ultimate "welcome wagon", in my opinion.

Your idea of hiring a chica to "see you off" would just frustrate me. You can make out in the remis going to the airport, but then what? Last time I checked United's lounge did not have "naughty" beds in it, and not to mention that 11+ hours in the plane is an awfully long time to have a Cialis induced hard-on before you can even "do" anything about it! Also imagine how many times you may be frisked before you get to the plane, with that "thing" in your pants:).

Knuckhead

04-08-04, 16:02

Aragorn:

Thank you, thank you, thank you for posting the right picture of Salomé. The one I had posted was of the wrong girl. What was confusing was that the right one (Now Ailen) was also working as kamila. I went ahead and changed the link in my post. The two look similar, as you can see, and with the "glamor shot" factor you could be misled. There really needs to be a Centralized "working girl" directory of names so the girls can keep a unique name. It is amazing how they change names like underwear!

Now, hurry up and put some more good posts on this site so that you could become a Senior member. This way your posts do not get "pushed back" in time and escape attention.

On a related note, and strictly in a post-mortem sense, I found another disparity in regards to another one of the girls I saw. On the sugggestion of a friend from this board, I had seen a certain chica whose name he asked me to keep to myself. Being such a big mouth, Knuckhead would not do this to you, but this is not my own information, so I will keep my wove of silence. Well, despite Roxana's best efforts and due warning, there was again a mix-up involving at least three names and I ended up seeing a different girl than the one my friend intended for me to see. I can not complain, since the service was exceptional, anyway.

The moral of the story is that whenever we suggest a new find or a less known girl, we should put in every effort to supply a photo as well.

Minimus

04-08-04, 22:46

Now isn't it funny how things come full circle! I've too have had Salome/Ailen in the past and yes I agree with all of the postings. She is a lovely girl.

God I love that apartment on Guemes, first Angeles, then her.

BTW, I don't know if this was posted earlier, or commented on, but the reason why they change their names, at least from site to site, is to know which website is getting the most traffic and customers. The only was to distinguish is to use different names.

Frans

04-09-04, 17:45

Week2 - part 2

I checked a couple of clubs in the last few days.

Salome : Cordoba/Billinghurst, no entrance fee, drink 10P, bar fine 20P, talked to a couple of girls and it seems the going rate is 100P. Around 25 girls, the quality of the ladys is lower than Madahos. Did not pick up anyone but may come back.

Blacks: I went at 3AM, it seems it$B!-(Bs the time to buy; talked to a couple of girls and they were willing to go out for USD100 + bar fine. However my favorite pick (Maria), a red hair, short with a great body (ex ballerine) asked for 150 euros and will not move down. Decided to take a pass.

Cafe Ibera: Ave de Mayo/Salta, a look alike Cafe Orleans but action starts after 10 PM, there are only 5 to 6 girls mostly overaged and overweighted.

Clarin ads: I wanted to test Clarin ads for the maduras market. Was quoted 70P the hour on the phone, went to several places and saw only real dogs. To save you cab fare and walking miles those are the ads I checked:

Senora, 37Y, sexy, 4371 6145, lavalle 1566, P3, Dept A
Bellissima Sofia, 4953 0507, ayacucho 236, 3B

Also tested for you "Divino Privado" 4822 7666, beruti 2379, PB, 120P per hour, 4 cheeks but nobody for me. The place is neat and its probably jointly managed with Cielo.

Escorts: Tested for you an escort that advertise in the BA Herald and also in BA guide available in hotels. www.evastopmodels.com tel 15 5149 2180. On the phone I was greeted by a lady with a very old voice, They have some nice pictures on the web site but all fake. I asked the lady for a 35 years old, taller than 1m70 and less than 52 kg, she answered me : yes, yes, yes. She sent me 2 young ladies of 1m60 and 65 kilos. I sent them packing as soon as they have shown up at my door. One can forget about this agency.

Finally, a good news: Maria from Jackson's ArgentinaPrivate.com Initially I have to say I was suspicious about some very good comments made about her on this board, I had the impression to read advertisement. I called Roxanna and ordered Maria. She rang the bell right on time and well I have to say I barely recognize her (based on her pictures on the site), she is far better looking than her pictures (the hair, the face and the body).

Very good bbj with deep throat, excellent fuck. She is both sexy and a very good actress : a win-win combination. She is priced at Madahos level :150P +50P +usd10 for Roxanna = 230P for one hour. I was a bit disappointed that the "cola" requires an additional payment of 200P. Maria has also a very pleasant attitude. In short : highly recommended

Finally I checked a place called Amerika (Cordoba/Gascon) which was mentionned a couple of days ago by a monger. Paid 20P entry, got in and had the impression to be in a gay dicso. It's just a regular disco for the early 20's with the highest Male/female ratio I have seen in my life. I left after 10 minutes, I had the feeling that monger should pay me back my 20P entrance fee.

Knuckhead

04-09-04, 19:04

Frans wrote:
Finally, a good news: Maria from Jackson's ArgentinaPrivate.com Initially I have to say I was suspicious about some very good comments made about her on this board, I had the impression to read advertisement. I called Roxanna and ordered Maria. She rang the bell right on time and well I have to say I barely recognize her (based on her pictures on the site), she is far better looking than her pictures (the hair, the face and the body).Once again, Knuckhead is vindicated ;).

Maria is a wonderful companion, looks very well, and is very sexually intense. I get the distinct impression that she has been under-rated so far, and that was why I elaborated about her appearance and attitude before. No "advertisement", my frineds. I am glad Frans agreed with my assessment of her looks in person as opposed to her pictures in Argentina Private, as Exon123 had done previously. Again, her most representative picture is the next to the last one on Argentina Private, looking at you sideways.

If and when there will be a next trip for me, (can not fault a man for hoping, can you?) I will surely have Maria visit me for an extended time, maybe dinner followed by TLN.

Skyler

04-09-04, 22:28

Knuckhead,

You are right about Maria. She is a hidden treasure. Roxana set me up with her on my first visit to BsAs last October. Maria's sensuality and energy are extraordinary and she is a sweet, friendly person. I saw her again a couple of times last week, on my second trip back. She was even better. She has apparently been working out regularly and her body is toned and terrific.

Jaimito Cartero

04-10-04, 15:20

Wednesday night I started to feel a bit of a tickle in my throat. My now almost constant companion (My makeover girl, Marta), started to worry over me on Thursday morning. She went and got me some sort of low dose antibiotic cough drops. No help. By Friday morning, I was feeling pretty crappy. I asked her to find me a doctor close, I could see, as she said that a pharmacy wouldn´t prescribe antibiotics without a prescription.

Marta told me to just go to the hospital. I wasn´t interested because it would either be too expensive, dirty, or I´d be there all day. I was feeling a little lightheaded, but had wanted to go on the commedore excursion later in the day. I let her have her way, and we jumped in a taxi for a 6 peso ride to the hospital.

We get there, and I don´t have any ID with me at all. No problem, just make up an ID number. Go to a waiting room, that has about 30 people in it. I did bring a book, as I figured it might be a wait. I decided that I would think of this as an adventure and see what happened.

About 30-40 minutes later, they call me, and check me quickly out. Marta seems to think that my love of ´la concha´might have something to do with it. The doctora did say that you might get an throat infection from it, so that could explain the last sore throat I had in Thailand last summer.

Get a scrip written out on a plain piece of paper, go across the street and pay 25 pesos for the Amoxicillin and some sort of gargle soloution. The ER didn´t cost anything. I was quite impressed with the Argentinian medical system. It was clean, thorough and fairly quick. I´ve been in a few hospitals in Costa Rica and of course the US, and while a no frills experience, it was good.

I got back to the apartment, called Jackson to see if there was room for Marta and I, and found out it had been postponed. Mara wanted to come in case I wasn´t feeling good. The doctora said I wasn`t contagous unless I was DFKing someone.

Jaimito Cartero

04-10-04, 15:33

There is certainly an advantage to picking the non mainstream girls. Marta takes care of me with great skill, plus has gotten me other good chicas from Excedra.

We went over to Excedra to get something to eat, but they had stopped serving (5am). We picked up her friend Michaela, a plump mid thirties chica. I had wanted to go to Le Madeline, but Marta was afraid if the servers at Excedra saw her eating there they´d ban her. After getting Michaela in tow, we went over there anyway, and ordered some stuff for all of us to go.

When you walk from Suipacha on Cordoba, you´ll see half the girls from Hook, Cattos and Ness either in Le Madeline, the bus stop or such. When I was waiting in the restaurant, Norma came by and said hi. I´m ashamed to say I didn´t recognize her at first. (From the great Marisol and Norma adventure in June 2003).

She told me that Marisol (Mariella) is back in northern Argentina with her family. That´s a shame, as she is a hot chica. I had looked for her a bit with Adrian from the UK earlier in the night.

I saw the blonde Marta from Hook who was my first chica in BA last June, and I´d say that 75% of the girls were from the clubs in Le Madeline.

We went back to the apartment, ate a bit, and then Michaela went to work on me. Marta is pretty good on BBBJ, but Michaela was an oral queen. She offered bareback intercourse but ¨no termino adentro¨. I´m amazed what 30 minutes of DATY will do to some women.

100 pesos plus 5 for taxi for about 3 hours total. A very good provider, an average body, large C, D cups.

Next, Alejandra!

Lexton

04-10-04, 21:24

In the following, you should realize that I have had 3 private chicas for the last 5 months and haven't visited the bars much since September. I need to replace 2 so I am active again.

In order to explain the importance of pricing information in reports, I have my own ripped-off by Hook story. When I first went into Hook in June, I started seeing a woman I only took out TLN. They always charged me 2 drinks($36p, now $40p). I didn't realize this was a TLN price, and assumed it was the normal salida. The next woman I started seeing I took out TLN at first, but then started taking out short time. They continued charging me 2 drinks for short time. But about a month later, I wanted to go TLN, and the waiter tells me the price for TLN is 3 drinks until 3:00($54p). He INSISTED IT WAS ALWAYS THAT and the other woman must have paid the extra drink the next day. I paid this once or twice, but then my new favorita quit Hook, and she saw only me after that. So I never researched the whole thing further, and took no more women out of Hook. It wasn't until One Tree Hill posted the one drink exit at Hook last month that I realized how I had been ripped off originally. And I was a good customer. I took a woman out of Hook at least 30 times June-September. But I still don't know the TLN price at Hook. No one has ever posted it. I assume it is the 2 drinks I paid originally, but will have to get verification somehow. The women will not tell you the truth either if they can avoid it, for various reasons. BTW, the other day, Jacksons choice had a beer to exit, and they charged him $26p for it. And it appears that the beer/water price has been increased to $14p for men?

I just went around with Affaire-Guido. I stopped by for the first time since it re-opened. The street tout knows me and took me in. They charged $30p entrance for 2 drinks. I complained that I thought that was high but paid it. The bastard ripped me off. I met Exon123 inside and found out the normal entrance is $20, but he hadn't even paid that. I researched in WSG for prices at Affaire. It took forever, but I found the following: 02/18 2dr $20p, $45p salida; 02/18 $25 attempted, but backed off; 02/02 $15 ?dr; 01/26 $25 ?dr; 12/02/03 $30 ?dr, $30p salida. From Exon, I learned the short salida is $30p. I have no idea what the above $45p salida paid for, but the guy was a regular. I have no idea the TLN price, it has never been posted. By the way, I went back the next night and read out the tout, and then tried the friends of Jackson routine. The guy at the door says from now on everyone will have to pay $20p, Jackson group or not, and made me pay. I will be interested to see if he inforces that. They say the $30p is for two drinks imported liquor.

I have a similar situation with Shampoo. I have always paid 2 drinks($50p) to exit TLN, since I was charged that the first night. The one woman I used to take from Shampoo always went TLN, by HER choice. Even if our deal was short, she never returned to the bar. By the way, she once ordered a tequila and they charged me $40p for it, so watch that. So I don't actually know what the short time price is from Shampoo, or if there is one. The bartender said $50p was it, short or TLN. I haven't seen it posted here. BTW, they tell me it is now (2 dr $60p). The one time I took a woman from Closer in July they charged me 2 dr $50p at about 3 AM. I now think this may have been a rip-off.

One BIG advantage of going to these places in groups is that they are more honest. They tend to assume someone in the group knows the prices. My problem is that I am usually alone and that makes me more of a target for a rip-off, like by the guy at Affaire or the waiter at Hook. And we know the bartender at Hook inflates drink prices. You guys who buy exotic drinks(I drink only water) have no idea what you should be charged. And there is no help here in the forum. And these prices add up, especially if one goes to 2 or 3 bars in one night just to look.

Until the last couple of months, I didn't realize the extent to which this variable pricing was being done. The best value of this forum is to prevent rip-offs because we are constantly being lied to and manipulated. Which is why I post about any I hear about. The important information is simply:
1. What did you buy and when/where
2. What did you pay
3. Was it as advertised and/or quality
4. Policy and procedure issues

So please, the 1st time you post about a place on a trip, throw in a line on prices. I like Andres' posts. Very informative. I also promise I will try to ask other guys more in these places, but this isn't easy(reference the banned from Blacks stories).

Info on prices/policies may seem monotonous, but it is certainly no more so than endless descriptions of sex, and helps active mongers more. Your sessions with women are not particularly interesting in detail because they can't even be repeated by you, let alone by me or anyone else.