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Affaire Recoleta Guido 1967 (near Junin) (in Recoleta) 4803-1812 / 4806-6636 www.affairenight.com
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One of my favorite places, but please don't pay more than $150AR. Tell the doorman that you're a friend of mine and he'll waive the $25.00AR pre-paid drink entrance requirement.
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Just wanted to chime in on this place. Was there last month, and it hasn't changed much. Same tout working the door. Very nice guy. I always give him 20p and gets me 2 drinks. For all I know, he just hands the money cashier. He hooked me up with a great provider after I was soured on a previous occasion.
There's usually not a whole lotta dudes here compared to Madaho's or Blacks, but plenty of chicas. They range from average to a few hotties. The girls are fairly aggressive. I was there with a buddy and within a minute we each had a babe in our arms. About a minute later, I was smacking this girls ass and she gave us a nice shot of her huge rack. She quoted me 200p and I said that was high. I've never paid more than 150p at this place. We took off for the club in Flores.
Affaire was very slow that night. I could have easily pulled this chica later that night for 150p or less. I would recommend negotiating for only an hour, because I've pulled a couple of lemons out of this place. I've also had some incredible ball busting providers. If you have a great experience you can always extend the time. Suerte!
Late,
Judd
SeeksGoodTime
04-17-05, 22:49
First time in BA after a few failed attempts in the past. About three days now and I have to give my vote to this place for best in Recoleta from what I've seen so far. Although the drink buying pressure is a little higher, they are the only place I've been to that offers three beers for the 30 peso admission. Plus, there are some hot girls in the place and average quality just a bit below Madahos. If you like to observe more without interruption you may not like the place.
I'm not big into the twin thing, but I got convinced into it with Mariel and Angela. Mucho DFK inlcuding three-way in club, and I figure what the hell. wanted 200 each for 90 minutes, down to 150 each for two hours. They did the whole time. Anglea does BBJ, but Mariel had a super sweet concha. There is a lota down time if you don't orchestrate this right including showers, etc. I was getting blown by Angela while Mariel was showering, then I started banging her while Mariel got on bed.
Key point here is keep action going. You are paying for simu-action and often times one will try and wait for a turn and want to watch TV. If that happens, gently grab their head over to the action. Mariel was good after this prompting including DFK, body toungue bath, digital, loves DATY. Would do Mariel solo next time.
Overall, follow the advise, no more than 150 here for any of them. Good selection for value.
SeeksGoodTime
04-18-05, 03:40
It is Angela that is the hot one that will repeat. Just realized that.
I'm now in Jackson's apartment so I decided to go boliche-hopping in Recoleta while I wait for Silvina to try and hook me up with a recommendation of hers. So my attitude tonight is kind of like when you go shop for a car when you're so ready to walk off the lot at the first sign of trouble.
I entered about 1:30. Of course there are only 3 other guys in the place at this hour. I paid my 30 pesos for entry, which gets me 3 drinks. I also leave my jacket in the coat room, which will cost me a 2 peso ransom on the way out.
Before I have taken the first sip of beer a blonde is on me. I use the word "on" here literally. She is so close to me that I start giggling while we are talking. She asks me why, and I tell her (in Spanish) that I don't think it is possible for her to get any closer to me than she already is.
After some introductory chit-chat she asks me to buy her a drink, but alas, Headgames now has nerves of steel, and I tell her I just want to relax alone for a bit. She leaves, but within a minute or two number two comes over. She is taller, sort of a mix racially, I think, a bit of black in her (which is fine - I just don't see it that much here) She gets to know my life story in record time and then asks for the drink, and I give her the same line.
After she leaves I notice a blonde (there seem to be a lot of blondes in this club) sitting across from me a ways and her body looks great (tall, flat tummy, some boobs) but she also has that cold look. I don't know why this is, but it seems like there is always one of these in every single club I go to. Killer body, and a cold look like all the women in the States have that says, "don't talk to me", or even "I was abused as a kid. I hate men". While I'm pondering this, a brunette comes over, and actually manages to get closer to me while she talks than the others have. I mean, her mouth might just as well have been taped to my ear every time she told me something. She got to the drink line in record time, and I said no, so she left, too.
I decided to take a chance on the blonde. Would she become friendly if I offered to buy her a drink? I walked over and asked her and immediately her face lit up with a beautiful, but terribly fake, smile. I got her the drink and then we started talking. Pretty quickly she wanted to know if I wanted a party with a friend of hers. I guess I have this fantasy like every guy but at the end of the day I would just rather have a great romantic session with one chick. So I pass on that.
She quotes me a price just for her. 150 pesos. YEAH! I don't even have to negotiate, I am offered the right price the first time. Cool! How long, I ask? An hour? "An hour and quarter" she says. Ok, good, good. Do I pay before or after? I'm ready to counter her "before" with my "after". But, I not only have to pay her before, I have to pay before even leaving the club. No negotiation on that point. So that's not good.
My final question. Can I get a BBBJ? Now, I'm asking this because I'm reading about so many other guys on this board who seem to get this, and dammit I cannot feel one damn thing in the condom anymore. I just can't.
Nope. No negotiation on that point. And furthermore, I need to either leave with her now or buy another drink for her - otherwise she cannot keep talking to me. Those are the rules.
I split.
Good boy Headgames. I sounds like you handled it like a pro.
I will be in Jackson's apt. The first week of August. Try not to burn it down before I get there.
Heh - not real likely, at the rate I'm going. I was hoping to have Silvina's recommendation over here tonight so maybe there would be a little heat induced. But the power went out this morning and anyway I slept really late after last night's ridiculous adventures, so I couldn't confirm in time Perhaps tomorrow.
But, Sylvina complemented my writing (I didn't realize she would read my reports! So that motivates me to go have some more bad experiences tonight and then write about them.
Tune in at 5:00 am.
Getting "home" (means Jackson's place) after a long, shitty day (I was stuck all day on an airport because of Aerolinea's pilot's strike) I decided to stay in the area and checked out Affaire Recoleta.
At 1:30, Friday, about 20 chicas, maybe half the number of guys. Dark, as usual, it's hardly possible to recognise the girls. I got my beer, and already thought that the girl sitting at the bar beside the spot where I took the beer seemed familiar. I Sat on one of the sofas opposite the chica crowd, and had one of them starting to talk and feel after about 30 seconds. I said I preferred to stay alone for the time being.
That lasted about 90 seconds, when a busty blonde Sat behind me. Same procedure, only that I had to close to rude to get her go away.
Another 3 minutes later, the black haired girl from the bar came and introduced herself with stories from last year that sounded very familiar. It was Michelle, Brasilera, 28, black, long, beautiful hair, not your classic beauty, maybe 6 - 7, figure exact as I like it (means slim but not skinny, curvy at the proper places) a bit loca (as I remembered from exactly a year ago) but I also remembered an over all very satisfying encounter and took her "home". I did not regret it.
If one meets her first time in the club, it's easy to overlook her. She does not touch you too much, does not like to kiss in th club, but is one of the rare examples where that changes later. More on the wild side, cannot sit still.
When we were in the apartment first thing she wanted to do was give me her cellphone no. For Affaire a bit on the pricy side (A$are 200) but said when I called her, she wants to stay TLN, same price. I will probably do that - it was really good, and I want to teach her a thing or two, for example that there are moments in a girl's life when it pays to stay still, at least not move faster than my tongue can follow.
In Affaire, she told me that the club now requires 2 drinks (A$are 40,- each) which makes the place unattractive, especially in light of the chica's pushyness and the darkness. I don't know if that's now SOP, or I just got taken, maybe someone knows more. All in all, my feelings about Affaire are very ambiguous.
Hope that helps,
El Alemán
I have been a repeat customer at Affaire for a few years, and have never had anyone ask me for a 2 drink minimum.
I agree with you about the darkness, tho, this is usually for a reason!
I like it because you can sit on the banquettes near the bar and kind of keep your distance.
Veterano
I went to Affair last night. For some reason, chicas always give me ridiculous prices to start out. I turned a few away before 2 girls came up as friends and were talking about a fiesta. I liked their bodies so I bought them a drink and they seemed fun overall so on to the negotiations. The blonde started at 300usd. I just laughed and the other one she would start at 600 pesos for both. I pretty much get this crap in every club I visit around here. A girl in Solid Gold also started at like 600 pesos for me before I got her down to a more reasonable price.
So I told them I had many friends in Argentina and knew the pricing and would offer 300 pesos for both. They accepted but did not seem happy about it.
Service was good and viagra worked wonders for me. I was solid for pretty much an hour. CBJ from both but I prefer that just to be a little safer. I just layed there while the first girl gave CBJ then rode me, while the other girl was kissing me all over. Then the girl got tired and they switched roles.
Overall I was very happy with the experience (first time with 2 girls)
Visited Affair relatively early, 12am or so on Saturday. The place was amazingly emtpy, and continued to be like that for next 1.5 hour. 10-12 chicas, some of them pretty good looking. For my taste, better looking than an average girl from Black the previous night.
I went for a nice-legged, long dark hair girl (I think all the others were blond or.
Paraguayan or both) More precisely, she went for me, and since I really liked her style, I let her make me invite her for a drink. Sorry I don't remember her artistic name. Btw, she delived her age as 31. I was surprised by this since in the no-light conditions in Affair she could have said 23 as well.
We had a good time, reasonable rate, nice sex and all that. But this encounter was interesting for a different reason - the girl can actually talk beyond those 20 questions they ask you all the time! Realized that I was missing a bit of intelligent conversation lately. I even heard how Socrates sounds in spanish:)
It would be nice if there were more girls like her. What happened to good old (or not so old) courtesans?
P. S. Affair has a policy of 1 drink per hour. Drinks for chicas are $40. At the entrance they try to make you pay $30 for three drinks. But they will also go for $20 for two, or nothing if you insist.
I visit Affaire Recoleta about twice per year due to being too drunk and walking right by it after a drinking session in the village.
The place itself is relatively upscale and there are generally at least 15 chicas. The problem is I never like the chicas there. They are generally very skinny, bony, some skinny-saggy, heavy-makeup types. I like young Argentine J-Lo types.
I was there the other night and selected a chica, the only one there with a young woman's healthy body. This place is way too expensive. She started at p200 plus a p40 drink. I negotiated down a little to p200 total. Also I had to pay p20 to walk in, which included 2 beers or 1 whiskey.
Back at my apartment it was service with an attitude. Not that it was horrible, but certainly below what I'm used to in Affaire Pueyrredon, Flores, and most apartments.
Also I don't like the doorman. He's a shady and completely useless guy that is always asking me for tips on my way out. Why on earth he expects a tip from me I don't understand. Especially after being ass-raped for p200 inside.
Will not repeat until alcohol and laziness cloud my judgment again.
Will not repeat until alcohol and laziness cloud my judgment again.A very common malady amongst AMA members.:D
Aramis Col
11-08-05, 21:58
This place has a new administration. The level of girls are not bad at all. 150 pesos 1 hour, however you are obliged to invite a dirnk to the girl (40 pesos)
The cover to walk in is 30 pesos, include 3 beers if you like or 2 whiskys. Is not bad but just to be clear is not ¨the night club¨
Best luck
Surfer Pancho
11-26-05, 20:54
Carpediem,
The name of the girl at the club is Celeste. I will agree with you she is a very good provider, and she can certainly talk.
Desperado999
11-27-05, 05:18
The quality of the girls is going south. Were there two nights back and at least half were overweight. It was so funny that the fat girls were more interested in the food plate which I obliged to pass along to them so feed their hungry stomach.
Aramis Col
12-11-05, 07:31
About this incident I am shoked. You can return to the club and ask for Cristian, he is the new manager.
Best regards
Cousin it:
You don't get anything good from retaliating to her. Get over it and you will feel much better in a few days. In fact, you can have 2 or 3 great experiences with the time and money that takes to plaster her picture in Recoleta.
At most, people would laugh at it. A week ago, in Núñez neighborhood, a 14 why / o girl was raped by an AIDS-carrying criminal, who also killed her mother in front of her. Do you expect to impress people by telling them "someone run a scheme and stole me ar$100"?
I hope that you don't take this as something against you, but you should reread your posts from the last 2 weeks. You will perceive a pervasive distaste against many services and boliches in Buenos Aires (hotel, Salome, etc) Regardless if you are right or wrong in your comments, girls catch this pessimistic attitude from unconscious body language, somehting that doesn't predispose them to provide a GFE.
Think about this. Seriously.
Andres.
I have been thinking to make a website with a photo of this girl and all the information I posted here. It would only cost me $7.95 to register a domain like www. Argentina-scam-wh0re. Com.
I could then get one of those companies that put advertising on the street poles to print out flyers saying:
"Beware of Psycho-wh0re!"
"See www. Argentina-scam-wh0re. Com for more information!"
If I plastered Recoleta and Downtown with 1000-2000 fliers with her photo and link to the website, I think she would get the point that it is not worth 100 pesos to rip off someone.
I wonder if doing this would be illegal? It is not slander since it is true. I could always do it on the same day I leave the country. On the other hand though I would like to return some day. Any Argentinian lawyers on this site?
One hundered peso's is nothing.
Moreover there is a good mongering lesson here.
Any good experienced Monger read's the Chica well before he buy's the engagement drink.
But the other night I didn't.
There was this Girl at Cutty Sark I just wanted to Fuck so Badly. I made two separte trips down their to hook up with her. So the other night she was free and I pulled the trigger by buying a drink even before any real convesation, 40 peso's now at Cutty Sark.
OK were sitting at the Bar and she wants $300 peso's and of course I say no and counter with $200 all the time knowing that if I was Argentine the opening bit would be less than that.
Finally after a time she agree's with an "OK one Hour", an odd number in Argentina. And I come back with "No one hour & a half". "No one hour, $200 peso's " she replies. "NO" was my final answer.
Yea I really wanted to "Fuck " this Chic, but No I wasn't going to do it.
Sure I could have got myself "Off" in the hour she was alotting me but that was not the point.
You see I'm the Customer, we Fuck on My term's, not her's. She doe's not make up the deal, I do. Yea once you get your cloth's off your pretty much at her mercy as far as service go's, but until that time YOU THE MONGER hold all the card's.
Moral to this story, Yea I wanted to fuck this Chic badly and Yea I could have done it for $67 USD, nothing, but I walked. The Reason was I'd have wasted an Orgasm. There was not going to be any "GFE" or any possabilty of a repete.
Just a sort of "Masturbation by proxy" with no real Service. Not something you come to South America for.
I saved my Sperm for a more enjoyable experience.
Exon
Cousin it:
My idea was to show you that you may have made a mistake projecting bad vibes (ALL of us do so now and then, we are human) Maybe I'm wrong, but if so, you will be unlucky and thus cannot avoid that happen again. If you did some mistake, then you can prevent it to happen next time.
As of retaliating, it is very unlikely that mongers would remember such a face when in a boliche at 2 AM, specially with dimmed lights and after a few drinks. And as of embarrasing her, I deem it a childish attitude, if effective at all (in less than 1 week, they will be covered by the next "dog strolling service" flyer)
Many of these girls live a shitty life, which include WAY MORE nasty realities than having their pictures in a flyer at Recoleta for a few days (if you were able to post more than 50 without rising concerns) Do you think that touts will let these flyers being displayed in front of their bars?
I'm afraid that I'm losing my time in this discussion. I'm honestly trying to make you understand that this doesn't work, but if you can't help it, be my guest. Do your experience. You live, you learn.
Andres.
Oh man, how I regret making the hotel reviews. Everyone seems to bring up that "I have a bad attitude" because I mentioned that Etoile is dump.
(snip)
I also regret mentioning that the prices have gone up 50% in Hotel Presidente every time I go there.
(snip)
Look Andres, if I plaster her picture all over the Internet or all over Recoleta, I am not doing it to make anyone feel sorry for me. It has nothing to do with people being killed or raped in other parts of the city. That comparison is just crazy and I don't think you should not degrade the murdered girl by making such a comparison.
I see two reasons to plaster her picture all over the place. The first is other mongers will be aware of this scam artist and avoid her. And the second is to embarrass her. I was too nice of a person to drag her kicking and screaming out the door as Jackson suggested, and I really regret that now. As such there is nothing like a little revenge by making her actions well known. I think I am doing a service to the monger-community by exposing her.
Actually, I think I met Andre before. Is he not one of those unemployed Argentinians who like to hang around with tourists?Cousin It,
You are an ass. I had some sympathy for you initially, and said so. Probably a lot of people were in the same boat. But you've pissed all that away. At this point, my instinct tells me that the chica is the one who got the wrong end of this whole controversy, and that she wasn´t the one with mental problems (or maybe not the only one).
For the record, I know Andres, he's educated and employed, but for the life of me I don't know why he'd waste time explaining anything to some of the ignorant motherfukcers who babble on this board.
People like you, Cousin, make it very difficult for the regular guys to want to contribute anything to this board.
It's actually the other way around. Gringos like to hang around with Andres.
He is a very sharp, decent man willing to share information and it would be wise to heed his advice.
Full Throttle
12-13-05, 12:56
Just a sort of "Masturbation by proxy" with no real Service. Not something you come to South America for.
ExonThat's classic. Did you come up with that on the fly? I'm stealing it and taking it elsewhere. It describes so many of my friends married sex lives!
ANDRES,
I was the first to "try" to impart that advice to Cousin It on another thread. You were more eloquent.
I've found I've fallen (to some extent) into the same trap. When I've shown up with a bad attitude, bad things seem to happen. A mentor of mine once said, "As far as we know, we only live once. All we really have is time. Once a day is gone, you can never get it back. Something to remember the next time something/somebody ruins your day."
Hasta'
FT
I just made it up to fit the situation.
I'm always looking for " Good Service" as we all are, and "Masturbation by Proxy" is as good away to describe "Bad Service" as I can find.
Its a little better that "Jacking Off" at home in sex prison but not much. It always leaves you a little "wanting". So "Masturbation by Proxy" sorta fits, yea you got off but so what.
It sorta fits into "Sperm Management" and wasting an Orgasm.
Which over time Ive learned to try to avoid.
Exon
MiddleAgeGuy
05-02-06, 01:01
Came here with my buddy the last night in town in mid April on a Tuesday as I had called an old amiga who said she was working there, but took a while to figure out where when she kept pronouncing it in spanish phonetic. I thought she was working at a fair!
Anyway, I'm surprised there has not been much posted on this place of late as it is in the middle of tourist town. Affaire probably has one of the better pricing's for drinks, 3 for 30Pesos, the ladies were 40 to 60 Peso; can't remember. My limited-spanish speaking buddy had a great time talking up 2 chicas, one who spoke some english. The hands and tongues were all over the place right up at the bar and he was a bit afraid that the couch might get horizontal. Most of the girls looked bored out of their trees, lots of 4s and 5s and I think I can see now why the entrance drink rates are a relative bargain.
The amiga informed me that there are a number of the girls there that go out for 30-50 minutes and come back for more. Still, not too many pulled out for the 12AM to 2AM we were there.
It is a tough job to just try to get a conversation going with a lot of these girls, even when buying a drink now and then, if you do not have firm plans to take them out. Then again, some know they are not probably going anywhere so they do not mind some nice bar company for future considerations, plus they might fill their drink quota.
MAG
For the better part of the summer and into the fall this place had become a favorite. Waved in the door by the main guy at the door, no entrada. Drinks 20 pesos gets you 2 cervezas in a decent glass. Chica drinks were reasonable, 30 pesos as I recall.
Now, two weeks running, I've been waved in the door as usual. My drink 20 pesos with a second free but they're now trying to slide an 80 peso chica drink on you. Ask for a chica drink, they reach for a regular glass and bingo AR$80. As it happened the first time I bought two chicas a drink plus my own, bar bill $180 p which I got them to drop finally to the $150 he had in his hand. Still $50 over what was expected and should of been.
Tonight I queried the bar tender thoroughly and sure enough she told me chica drinks $80 pesos until I complained bitterly. What do you know, they had a $40 chica drink. The little tulip glass. Everything had been up front in the past, now it's a stick up and bad blood if you fight it.
In addition the Uruguaya Carmela that I pulled out tonight tried to walk out of the apartment with an expensive corkscrew she picked off a table. A little shakedown brought it back.
You can find girls there that will do everything inside except fuck you over the bar, but beware, ripping customers seems to be on the rise and you're more likely to be fucked by the bartender.
Well, I guess it was bound to happen. We stopped in Affaire tonight around 1:45, paid 30p to get in (for 3 drinks) and sat down. Immediately approached by a fugly chick who told me she used to work at the Temaiken zoo cleaning up animal waste. Great. I also used the famous Judd line:
Chica: "De donde sos?"
Me: "De China" (this is purely for laughs.
Chica: "Verdad?"
Me: "Si como no"
And she fucking believed me. (I'm not Asian.
After getting rid of her before she could even ask me for a drink, a much better chica came over. Her name's Celeste and she's about 20 and a spinner, with no kids. We negotiated a price for 2 hours and off we went. Upon reaching the apartment she insisted that I pay up front. Now, I made this mistake once, and as a reward I got a rushed, clock-watching performance. As they said here in the mid-1980s, nunca mas.
I said after, she said before. I picked up my jacket, she picked up her bag, and down to the street we went. I gave her taxi money and she took off. I have to say she was very professional about it. She never got pissed or anything, just insisted on something I didn't want to do. No hard feelings.
One question: would you guys have offered 1/2 up front, 1/2 after? I only thought of that afterwards. (I'm a genius)
Thanks
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Hi Slugfest,
That's exactly what I would have done. No harm, no foul, although I've learned to bring up this issue before I leave the club.
Thanks,
Jackson
You did the right thing Slugfest,
Its your money, you neigociate on your terms, not hers.
There a multitude of reasons to pay after.
Exon
Half up front? No. 10% up front? No. 5 centavos up front? No.
Half up front? No. 10% up front? No. 5 centavos up front? No.How about 1 Chilean peso?
Maybe one guaraní. Maybe.
This situation comes up often enough and probably for a variety of reasons. The obvious being somebody ripped them off in the past. At least one other being they're looking to set things on their terms, fuck you enough and then clear out. And if you're paying attention, not always the easiest, you should be picking up vibes of a possible squirrelly girl yourself by the time you get back to the room with the chica.
My fail safe, so far, solution is to put the money on the table where she can see it but not reach it easily and tell her it's yours when you leave, but never let them pocket it in advance.
This seems to take all the steam out all the reasons and points them smoothly back to the good times at hand.
This situation comes up often enough and probably for a variety of reasons. The obvious being somebody ripped them off in the past. At least one other being they're looking to set things on their terms, fuck you enough and then clear out. And if you're paying attention, not always the easiest, you should be picking up vibes of a possible squirrelly girl yourself by the time you get back to the room with the chica.
My fail safe, so far, solution is to put the money on the table where she can see it but not reach it easily and tell her it's yours when you leave, but never let them pocket it in advance.
This seems to take all the steam out all the reasons and points them smoothly back to the good times at hand.Yeah, I understand why chicas do it, and I wasn't upset about it. It's just a business decision. In the end, I wasn't that horny, and she didn't need the money that bad, I guess.
She said her name was Ebony. Not so hot of a body. A big scar on her stomach. Not so great an ass. Cute face and nice hair. Also nice natural tits.
She gave a good bbbj. Had to tell her to slow down. Good tit f. Made her face look like a glazed doughnut.
She said she was Argentinian. But I fantasized she was an islamic woman. I fucked her very hard.
I would like to f her again and unload on her face.
Sorry had to resize these to fit on the site. Enjoy
Well, I guess it was bound to happen. We stopped in Affaire tonight around 1:45, paid 30p to get in (for 3 drinks) and sat down. Immediately approached by a fugly chick who told me she used to work at the Temaiken zoo cleaning up animal waste. Great. I also used the famous Judd line:
Chica: "De donde sos?"
Me: "De China" (this is purely for laughs.
Chica: "Verdad?"
Me: "Si como no"
And she fucking believed me. (I'm not Asian.
After getting rid of her before she could even ask me for a drink, a much better chica came over. Her name's Celeste and she's about 20 and a spinner, with no kids. We negotiated a price for 2 hours and off we went. Upon reaching the apartment she insisted that I pay up front. Now, I made this mistake once, and as a reward I got a rushed, clock-watching performance. As they said here in the mid-1980s, nunca mas.
I said after, she said before. I picked up my jacket, she picked up her bag, and down to the street we went. I gave her taxi money and she took off. I have to say she was very professional about it. She never got pissed or anything, just insisted on something I didn't want to do. No hard feelings.
One question: would you guys have offered 1/2 up front, 1/2 after? I only thought of that afterwards. (I'm a genius)
Thanks.
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Hi Slugfest,
That's exactly what I would have done. No harm, no foul, although I've learned to bring up this issue before I leave the club.
Thanks,
JacksonFirst of all that technique is mine not judds.
Where are you from? Say this.
I don't know.
I don't have a home.
Africa.
Whats your name.
I'm the man without a name.
I don't feel comfortable sharing that informatoin.
Vacation or business.
I'm still deciding.
Why are you so nosy.
Anyways the girls size a guy up in a matter of seconds with these questions. It tells them if you're here on business $$$. How long your here, provide good service if you're here longer more $$$ for her. If you say you're here one night on vacation she probably forgets about you before the second sentence is out of your mouth and will fuck you accordingly. These girls are fucking efficient and sizing all the slobs in the cabarets up real quick.
JustGotBack
08-25-06, 16:27
Went here last night. It's supposed to be 30 pesos for 3 drinks. I talked to the tout who's been touting me for 5 years. He said I could get 1 drink for 20 pesos. It used to be 10. But I said sure, why not. After I got in, the bartender gave me my beer and then handed me another "ticket" and said I could have another drink as well. So I got 2 drinks for 20 pesos.
What can I say? Affaire was the first club I ever went to and it hasn't changed much. The sofa's are white instead of black but that's about it. I was the only guy in there and it was crazy. All the girls came up to me one by one. There are a lot of short girls here so if I didn't want to talk to them I wouldn't bend down and claim I couldn't hear them. I eventually settled on the story that I was only there to drink and watch the movie on HBO. They all said I was crazy. But I stuck to it. Then the movie ended and they all started coming back. I took that as my cue to leave. There was absolutely nothing there I was interested in, but it was fun to parry them off though. There were a couple of girls I would do there in a pinch so if you like agressive girls and a lot of attention, this is the place to go.
The chica drink is 80 pesos. But the girls also said that there's a 40 pesos chick drink but I would have to buy 2. Same difference.
We walked by it last night and it was closed. There is a new club there (called, if I remember right, "What's Up?", or something similar) It appeared to me that Affaire was permanently shut and this new club opened in the space next to it, but I can't say with 100% certainty that the new club doesn't actually occupy the same space Affaire did.
Since I had no knowledge of the place, just a tout trying to drag us in, I didn't want to check it out, though. Perhaps someone else already has?
The main purpose in walking my buddy by Affaire was to let him know this was a club with very aggressive chicas that I usually avoid.
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Hi HeadGames,
What's Up is a different club approximately 2 doors down from the entrance to Affaire. It should be avoided even if it was the last open club in Buenos Aires.
Thanks,
Jackson
Affaire Recoleta is being renovated and the original space closed, although they had moved into the space to the right which is between Affaire and What's Fucked Up?
However, passing there tonight even the temporary place was closed. But I have it on good authority from Sergio, the well dressed guy at the entrance, that the old space is being renovated and to watch for the new, improved Affaire Recoleta.
Hippopotamus has upped the ante in the neighborhood I believe. Madahos made significant improvements right after Hippo opened and now Affaire is rising to the bait. Likewise Newport has finally lost, lamentably, the last of it's funky wooden interior and now appears like the hip carneceria. Check out the new bar and accent lights through the expansive front windows. (all the better to eat you with, my dear)
Mind Jackson's warning about What's Up? They're in the same thuggery realm as Rouge and Hellas. Avoid, even if it's the only place open.
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