2005 Reports [Archive] - Page 2

Daddy Rulz

05-01-05, 15:30

This is the deal and for us USA mongers it's contra intuitive (should that be one word, or is it even a word? but you get my drift) the VAST majority of these chicas grew up in households under, what here in the EEUU, we would lable an abusive family system. I'm not talking about incest, but rather a strong patriarcle (sp again, strong male) power system. The Father was the absolute ruler, and then power was distributed down through the males by age and the females by age the older ones at the top. Unless they had servants the girls were doing all the work at the house, cleaning, cooking, etc. And they were expected to do it with their mouths closed.

If you want to see a great example of this, the next time you leave the country go to the airport an hour early and watch people get dropped off. Dad will be driving, if Mom's not along the oldest boy will be riding shotgun, once Dad gets out of the car every body kisses and the oldest boy gets behind the wheel and the next oldest boy goes to shotgun. If there isn't another boy along the oldest girl goes to shotgun. My best friend married an Argentine and I'm telling you this is how the family systems work here.

So how does this relate to mongering? I used to not want to haggle, thinking it was demeaning to them and it would negativly affect preformance until I tried it a few times. I had to tattoo this on my eyelids LATIN CHICKS RESPECT STRONG MALES AND HOLD WEAK MALES IN CONTEMPT, it's that simple. If you allow them to run you over, you will pay more money for less time and attention, if you make them think they pissed you off they will work to get back into your good graces. This must be done delicatly and none to quickly, you must let them WORK to get back into your favor. Obviosly this will not work with any Chicas that have been to the States or ever watched Oprah but for 80% I'm telling you if you treat them like errant children they will work hard to please you.

Personally I have found that if you negotiate stratigicly with this principle in mind it can be very effective. When you first meet them be complimentary and very, very cavillero (sp again) be a gentelman, hold their chair, compliment them, tell them you think their hot, be nice. Also at this time your checking them out, are they focused on you or is their attention wandering the room? Are they engaging in a warm and affectionate way? Learn to say some funny sht in Castillano, do they laugh with their eyes as well? Some of these girls, a lot of them I think, have to convince themselves that they would fuck you anyway to not feel quite as shamed about fucking you for money. This is why when they talk about money between themselves the word they use is "rigalitto" little gift, not any form of payment it's a gift you give to a girlfriend.

When they hit you with the bullshit price, react. Laugh a little then when they look serious to counter your joke get serious yourself. My favorite line is (brace yourself for bad Castillano) "Corazon, eso no es mi primera ves. Yo quero solomento tu, no tu y tu dos amigas" and be serious. Another helpfull tactic is pick out the one you want, and wait until she has talked to a few hard dicks with no money that waste her time first. I promise you at Madaho's there are a shitload of local guys that can afford to get in but can't afford to play, like the lurkers in a strip bar here, trying to get them out for 100 pesos. You risk losing them to somebody else but there is no shortage of available talent most times. If she has walked away from a table or two with no money it's better than flopping a set of sixes against somebodys two pair of aces and kings in holdum. When she hits you at 300, ask her if she would rather walk around for another hour and make nothing or vamanos right fucking now for 200. Be stern about it, your probably older than she is, so think like a father that is pissed off at his daughter for misbehaving. Your not going to beat her but you disaprove and are very disapointed. If she accepts then act a little pissed that you had to do it, don't smother her with affection, make her come to you. If you do I promise you that once you get back to your room she's gonna work to make YOU happy.

Another helpful tactic, is to act as if you didn't really want to pay her and may change your mind, look around at other girls while your talking to her. Really look at somebody that she might think is prettier. Keep her a little off balance, the perfect storm for this is when there are not as many men in the club as girls and with winter coming that will be often. Whenever possible time your trips for the last week of the month, few of these girls think ahead and they have rent and expenses coming. In the club before you leave don't pay too much attention to her, just buy her the 30 peso glass of orange juice and keep looking around. Make sure she knows she gets paid AFTER the deal, never ever, ever before. Also after you agree to price, then is when you introduce special needs ie. I want you to bleat like a sheep, wear a chicken suit, whatever your particular perversion is. Depending on special needs they may want to re-negotiate but have them agreed to BEFORE you leave the club. You hold ALL of the aces until you surrender the plata and you will never do that until the deal has reached a satisfactory conclusion. This may blow some of them out but there are others and they hate walking away after they have invested time.

In the taxi back to your room don't go apeshit, maintain a little distance but less than in the club, tell her she's pretty again, rest your hand on her leg, by now she will drape her arms on your neck and kiss you because it's difficult for them to face disaproval from older men. Personally I change the dynamic in the elevator, there I will "let them" win me over and start kissing them there. 9 out of 10 times I've set the stage for twice the original time, usually multiple shots on goal and having my needs served by an attentive and affectionate beautiful young woman that wouldn't talk to me in the States.

I don't mean to pontificate and other serious mongerers here may have other techniques. Brother Dickhead works the "Happy Village Drunk" angle like a master, I've watched Dave do the "Your a respected professional and I'm your friend thing" with good results. Personally I would enjoy reading some more in depth explanations of set up and kill stratagies from the rest of you guys.

To me the bottom line is this. I started getting better, more active, less clock watching sex when I started treating them a little worse then letting them off the hook. I've literaly had very beautiful women hanging from my neck showering me with affection for 2/3's of what they originaly asked for.

Mi dos centavos.

MoonDog

05-01-05, 15:39

Daddy Rulz,

Making them want you is the key. Excellent post.

Moondog

MoonDog

05-01-05, 15:58

I took the family on Roxana’s city tour, and it was fantastic. This is the first time that I have taken the tour with her, and the family completely enjoyed it. Roxana was the perfect tour guide, fun, entertaining, witty, and charming. If you have wanted to take a city tour, give Roxana a call, and she can tailor it to your needs. You will have a great time.

We also saw the tango show, ESQUINA CARLOS GARDEL, and it is a great show for taking your family or girl to see. After dinner, most went back to the hotel, a few of us went out for a few drinks in Recoleta, then a co-worker and I headed out on our own. He had been in BA for a few days before me, and his wife would let him out to go roam the clubs. He had not been to the cafes or the Triangle, so I took him to Exedra around 2:00 a.m. It was skank city, as there were about 30 girls in there at that time. None of them appealed to us, so we left and walked over to Cattos.

No sooner had we walked in than Rosa Maria spotted me. The conversation went something like this:

Rosa: Moondog, my love, when have you been?

Me: Hi Rosa, I apologize, but I have been away for so long. I missed you.

Rosa: Since you have been gone, I have been so lonely, nobody to make love to.

Me: Rosa, there are many hombres who would love to be with you. You have your choice of all of them.

Rosa: No, I go home lonely to my child and sleep alone, waiting for you.

Me: Rosa, you are lying to me, but that is a good lie.

We had a good laugh over that, and then I told her that I could not see her tonight, as my family was back at my hotel. The daggers came out of her eyes, she pouted a bit, but I told her to relax and we would stay and keep her company for a while. I really had no intention of taking her anywhere, so this was a good substitute.

The next afternoon was spent having lunch, and letting the girls go shopping. I slipped over to my girl friend’s apartment for a while, and then rejoined the group. It was a quick two days, but fun.

Enjoy the life,

Moondog

Seismo

05-02-05, 04:16

I will be arriving May 6,departing May 30th. This will be my 4th trip here ,so I am fairly familiar with many of the clubs, etc. I have reservations for a charming 5***** hotel in the upscale Barrio Once.
Here are a few places I read about that had good reports on the two local boards in Spanish. If any of you have been to these places and have any comments on your experiences there, feel free to post before I spend my hard-earned pesos on them!

av del mayo 881
montevideo 497/7th fl
rivadavia 2982/10g
rivadavia 916
bartolome mitre 1831
paraguay 820

I will post reports on all places that I visit that have not been reviewed on this board. If any of you want to go exploring with me,contact me thru this board. THANKS!

Incaboy

05-02-05, 04:42

Incaboy

05-02-05, 04:49

One of them is http://www.bairesgirls.com.ar/foro/index.php.

I've been reading through the posts there. It's a parallel universe. If I try any new places that I learn about there, I'll report on them here.

Oh, they talk about how the ladies take advantage of foreigners when setting price. :D

Beleriand

05-03-05, 03:00

Hello all,

First report from my 1 week trip to Buenos Aires.

For the first time I contacted Silvina because I really wanted to meet Pamela.

Silvina was extremely professional and a very nice person to talk to. I even had to reschedule from Wednesday night to Monday night because of some conflicts and she solved my problem within an hour after I called her earlier today.

Every time I have called Silvina regarding Pam she has quickly answered the phone and she was quick too to answer my various e-mails. Highly recommended.

Pamela's pictures are very accurate, although when she saw them tonight she didn't like them at all! She told me it was the first time she saw them.

She came to my hotel, I offered her a drink from the mini-bar and given the late night appointment she was starving and asked for the cheapest burger on the menu which I gladly ordered for her.

We spent some time talking about her, she has lived here for some years now and she offered to show me around some other time since I have never been very far from Puerto Madero on any of my trips.

While waiting for the burger we began the fun stuff. After a few minutes of DFK and just after the burger's arrival we skipped the BJ (don't really know if she does that or if it is a CBJ or a BBBJ) and went straight for the kill (since I have been in sex prison for so many months I was a little desperate).

Multiple positions, she definitely knows how to do her stuff.

When finished, the hour was almost up but she stayed for about 40 minutes more while she ate and we kept on chatting. I had a really good time. I really have not had this much fun with 90% of the ladies.

My rating: Full GFE (amazing gal).
Other Stats: Very nice body, small breasts, cute face with 2 piercings (nose and upper lip to the side but nothing that would get in your way), no tattoos.
Cost: P$200 per hour + P$20 cab and US$10 for Silvina which were given to Pamela.

I would highly recommend Silvina to anyone and I would definitely repeat with Pamela. She was awesome!

Now, however, on to my next appointments: I have Celenne (whom I have met before and about whom many have posted good reviews) tomorrow and Anna on Thursday (my first true blonde). Both scheduled through the very popular and also highly recommended Roxana.

If you have not called either Silvina or Roxana yet let me tell you that there is nothing like eliminating the stress of repeated calls and voice mails and wasted time & effort from your fun stay in Buenos Aires.

Going to bed now. On Wednesday I might visit one of the clubs too. I'll post everything here.

Thanks for reading!

Have fun,

B.

Player33

05-03-05, 17:01

I got some of this info from Jackson at the mansion party, and decided to pass it along since others like me who go here may not be aware.

1) You don't have to tip taxi's

2) Tipping at restaurants that don't include it in the bill is only around 7%

3) Black's is an over priced tourist ripp off joint, in
my mind not worth ever going to.

4) Tell the chica how much you are going to spend on her, don't ask her how much she is going to charge you. Also, none of you should be overpaying, 200 pesos for just the act itself is more than enough. I think the rates depending on the location are 150 - 300 pesos. Anything more and you don't know what's up. Keep it low for those that plan to travel here again.

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After the party on Sunday a couple weeks ago, some of us went bar hopping, and I foung a cute chica bonita that was the best looking I met yet in Argentina. I took her to one of those motels around the corner, and had alot of fun.

Dickhead

05-03-05, 19:43

When I moved here, I set a goal of screwing 100 different women in Buenos Aires. I wanted to do this by my birthday. Well, folks, I did #99 on Sunday and my birthday is a week from today. I will do only repeats until

Saturday, May 7

and that will be the scheduled completion date. All mongers are invited to witness this solemn occasion. I will begin my search for the 100th victim in Jaz Pub at midnight. Those present should feel free to make recommendations.

It's been a long road, but a fun one.

I remain, your faithful servant,

Richard M. Head, Esq.

Hobby Fan

05-03-05, 23:15

Mr. Head:

Your posts are great and everyone is glad you are back. I wish I could be present to buy you a beer on your birthday.

Unless you have a prior unannounced exhibitionist streak, you might want to clarify that you are inviting people to witness the search, not the solemn occasion!

HF

Starfe

05-04-05, 01:31

I thought you were closer to 200 ? All that posting all that pussy.
You're really just a rookie.

Starfe.

Daddy Rulz

05-04-05, 03:23

An invitation to watch Dickhead fuck his 100th has to violate some posting rule here!!! If it's not, make it a retroactive rule for fucks sake!

Christ just the thought of watching him screw some helpless drugged chica is almost enough to make me go fag, or become an alternative lifestyle person, for the PC among us.

Seriously Brother Dickhead at midnight on the 7th I will pay homage to the monger gods that your search is fruitfull and you find a human vacum cleaner.

Beleriand

05-04-05, 03:32

2nd Night in Bs. As.

First things first: Congratulations to Dickhead on such a remarkable achievement. May gaucho gal 100th be ATF grade.

On to the report.

I had scheduled Celenne of forum fame (you can see old pics of her in the photo gallery as well as in platynum) through Roxana. Celenne called about an hour before the scheduled time just to double-check. She arrived on time, dressed very conservatively as requested. There was a big conference tonight at the hotel I am staying at.

Once she saw me she remembered me and all was great from then on.

As cute and beautiful as ever, Celenne now sports green contacts and straw blonde hair. Nothing can diminish her natural beauty though. She just has that angel-like face and perfect spinner body men die for.

After the mini-bar bottle of champagne was drained the fun begun.

DFK, CBJ offered but rejected (it spoils the DFK for me). Multi-positions.

Initially scheduled for $150 + cab for 1 hour I paid $300 + cab for 2 hours without any problems (no discount, bummer, but worth every centavo).

Celenne is my ATF in any country. You will not regret it. Soft spoken, but little english, conversation was easy and fun.

Try scheduling through Roxana though. She told me she likes working through Roxana because it is always a sure thing. She is not taking much appointments through Platynum. She is trying to scale back a little so enjoy while it lasts folks!

Next up: Anna.

Cheers!

B.

Dickhead

05-04-05, 05:13

Mr. Head:

Unless you have a prior unannounced exhibitionist streak, you might want to clarify that you are inviting people to witness the search, not the solemn occasion!

HF

Yeah, that. What he said. It's the choice that's the main thing, see.

Mickey Mouse

05-04-05, 07:42

Mr DH,

It just so happens that I just may be there to share this momentus event with you. My only question is: What took you so long?

See you saturday my friend,

MM

Sportsman

05-04-05, 19:30

DH,

Too bad I won’t be able to join you on this monumental occasion. I'll be in Prague this weekend. However, I just might ask whoever Eastern European girls I’ll be banging at that time yell out “DICKHEAD, DICKHEAD!!!” at the peak of the moment.

Have a happy B-day. :)

Sportsman

Sportsman

05-04-05, 20:16

After my last post I just realized we all have overlooked something. I personally lost track of my monger victims at least 15 years ago. DH must be keeping a journal. Have you though of getting it published? I don’t know, I think I smell a NY Times Best Seller!!!
Sportsman

Jaimito Cartero

05-05-05, 02:57

I´m here. Don´t everyone rush to leave the country or anything. I´m next to Checkers Pub in Recoleta. I´ll be dropping by some haunts tonight still.

Beleriand

05-05-05, 03:26

3rd Night Report from Bs. As.

A group of friends went out to eat at Sucre Restaurant. Great but expensive wine selection. Great food and the hostess was dressed like she worked in a club. P$84 per Head + Tip (total inlcuded 3 entrees, 2 wine bottles, main courses, coffee and dessert)

After that we ended up (against my better and informed opinion) in Black.

This situation has been reported already in the club section so I won't post it there.

Entry fee was an acceptable P$30 and it included a drink.

Inside, however, just to talk to a girl you had to buy her an P$80 drink. She wouldn't even give you a hint of her fee before you did this.

I knew they would start of by asking for US$300 or US$200 since I am an illustrated monger that researches this board and thanks every single one of you for your contributions. My friends didn't know about this.

So after trying to convince a couple of girls of disclosing a fee range, I convinced my friends that it really wasn't worth it and we left.

I was exhausted from last night's 2 hours with Celenne and was thinking about tomorrow's meeting with Anna so I didn't really care much, eventhough there were very beautiful girls this night in Black.

I counted like 4 or 5 Tens (and for me this is a slim but well endowed body PLUS a cute face) and the average was around 7 or 8.

At the time we arrived, around midnight, the place was so packed you could barely walk. Ratio girl to monger was around 3 to 1.

At 2am the ratio was 6 to 1 and the place was now half full only. This is when we left.

Hope this helps you.

Cheers!

B.

Daddy Rulz

05-05-05, 05:30

Beleriand

05-05-05, 06:11

Beleriand, I got it that you were along for the ride not really in it for the hunt. For all the rest that insist on going there, here is something you can do when confronted with the "no price until drink" issue. Ask to speak to the Manager working, usually either Issac (tall black guy) or Danny (short white guy) and tell them what's going on. I used to take some guys with boatloads of money there and have spoke to both of them and I actually like Danny a lot. Each speaks English very well and both are very customer oriented, Danny more so than Issac. They can't really make the girls you were talking to come back and change but will get you a few that won't play this game.

Great advise Daddy Rulz. I will definitely impress my friends with this next time! Thanks!

Now, whom was I kidding!? Right after posting my report I begun browsing the forum and got to this short but detailed report about Narae:

http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/showpost.php?p=344935&postcount=5

She has ads in Platynum & Escortsbaires. Jansteen's report is very accurate and after looking at her pictures (which are also very accurate) I was totally lost! I called her at 3am and she answered. Soon on her way to my hotel we spent a little more than an hour.

Price update: P$120 + Cab

She is working on her (now very tinny) tummy (hard to do since she has a 4 yr. old baby). Killer spinner/petite body. No tattoos, no piercings, eyes so beautiful you can't stop staring at them.

She is a real angel. We connected in a way I have not connected before with a girl in Bs. As. and even though we were over with the action in less than 30 mins. she stayed talking and having an orange juice for a while.

This girl is a real treasure. I feel very lucky and thankful for Jansteens report. I am now reconsidering my earlier post in which I stated Celenne was my ATF.

Guys, you HAVE to meet her!

Now, it's 5am and I have a meeting at 8:30am. God (or the devil) help me tonight with Anna! But Don't panic! I will post a report even if I embarrass myself.

Cheers!

B.

Young & Restless

05-05-05, 11:49

Jaimito Cartero

05-05-05, 17:36

Christ just the thought of watching him screw some helpless drugged chica is almost enough to make me go fag, or become an alternative lifestyle person, for the PC among us.

Maybe we should force him go with a chain smoking chica, and then drink a gallon of Quilmes out of her snatch. Then again, probably not.

Jaimito Cartero

05-05-05, 18:01

Well it seems I´ve only been on airplanes for the last week. I´d been in Peru last week, flew back to the the US, then came back to SA 4.5 days later.

I guess I´m a sucker for cheap airplane tickets. I had burned 35K miles for a coach ticket at the end of last year (before the award went up to 50k), and then Delta had to run a sale from LAX for $399 plus tax that I posted about last month.

I send my free ticket back in, and fly of to La-la Land to catch the first leg of my Delta flight. The seating is extra tight on the 767-400, but the FAs are pretty friendly.

When I get to Atlanta, I don´t have time to use the free internet in the club and have to go about as far as possible in the terminal (Start in terminal T, end at the end of E). No problem as they´re still in the middle of boarding. I checked before boarding, and my whole middle row is empty, which is great.

When the plane fills up, the 767-300 is only 40% full at best. The business section is pretty full, so I´m not sure if Delta elites got free upgrades or not. Since I´m a Northwest elite, I guess I´ll never find out. I don´t know if it´s just the slow season, or if this new route isn´t working for them. I hope it stays, as the more competition, the better, to BA. With Continental´s supposed entry in November, $500 or less fares from all the US would be great.

There are a bunch of Good ´Ol Boys a few rows behind me. They´re getting pretty rowdy, but settle down after an hour or so. After the meal service (pollo), I stretch out across the 3 seats, and try to keep my head in so it won´t get whacked by the serving cart. I actually manage to get an hour or so worth of sleep.

We get to BA about 10 minutes early, but have to wait 7 minutes for the gate people to come. Since the load is light, I breeze through customs and my luggage is already on the carousel. The change window at the luggage carousel looks to have a crappy rate. 2.62 x 1, I think. I recalled from last year, that the bank outside had a window just after the customs inspection.

I used that window (Often a line if you go in from the outside), and got 2.88. Probably not the absolute best rate, but the 14 pesos I had left over from last year weren´t going to last me long.

I had emailed Ana Luna a couple of weeks ago about picking me up. I always try to send some business to people who support the WSG, and she seemed pleasant in our email exchange. She actually quoted me 15 pesos, which I knew was wrong, and she replied that she had typed it wrong.

She was supposed to be waiting for me with a sign outside. I got outside at 8:40 and no Ana. I made the whole circuit to make sure she wasn´t hiding somewhere. I had the printout with her picture and phone number. I hung around for 10 minutes, but still no Ana. I´ve been up for 26 hours and am ready to go.

I find the locuturio in the terminal and call her cell number. First time, voicemail immediately. I call again to make sure I didn´t misdial the number. Same thing. Appears the phone is off. Sigh.

I go outside to make sure she isn´t waiting there. I get hit up by the taxi touts, (Wow, only 58 pesos! What a deal). Still no Ana. I go back inside, by this time I´m starting to get a headache. I make the circuit two more times and still no Ana. I decide to go to the drug store and get some ibuprofina. 2.98 pesos for a package of 10.

I make the circuit again. No luck. I go outside to see what my choices are. Normal taxi 48 pesos. Manuel Leon bus for 25, other taxi for 43. I go back inside one more time, but no Ana. It´s 9:20 now, and I´ve been out 40 minutes, and I have an appointment for my ByT apartment at 10. I take the 43 peso taxi, and head off to Recoleta.

(Footnote: Ana did email me later that day saying she was sorry that she missed me. She said she comes 20 minutes after scheduled arrival so was there during part of the time when I was looking for her, but I certainly never saw her. She is very cordial, but an extra 40 minutes playing ¨Where´s Ana¨ was not the fun I wanted after 14 hours of flying.)

Jaimito Cartero

05-05-05, 18:37

I had booked a studio apartment by ByTArgentina. I liked the one I stayed in last year, but wanted to change areas (Variety, as Mickey Mouse says), and get closer to Recoleta.

After I announced that I was coming Jackson offered his swinging Recoleta pad, but unfortunately it wasn´t within my budget. My goal is to take at least 4 months off a year, so sometimes you have to sacrifice some of the comforts for more time. I do recommend it, as it´s a very nice pad.

I´m not too picky, just need some place clean with a decent bed. The pictures looked decent, though it was probably more in the Belgrano district than Recoleta. I get to the apartment at a few minutes after 10am. I ring the bell, and the lady says she´ll come down.

A minute later the ByT rep comes and a minute after that the lady makes it down to open the door.

For $140US a week, I wasn´t expecting something luxurious. I had looked at about 50 apartments online, and the location, pictures and such looked nice at this one.

I get up there with my bags, and the apartment looks basic, but okay. However, I take a look a the bed, and it looks like a $5 futon mattress. I lay down on it, and there is no way in hell it´s going to work for me. Totally soft, really thin, and no support for my big ass.

There is another sofa that I think I can sleep on. I´m not too picky, but am tired as hell. I check it and it´s softer than the other one. Sheeeeeeeeit. I ask if she has another bed she can put in there. No.

(Yes, I know I should have gone down the checklist that was posted here a few weeks ago. The apartment last year was fine, so I never even thought that someone would rent out an apartment with a crappy futon mattress. I´m coming back next month as well, and will view THAT property before I leave.)

There´s just no way I will be able to walk, after sleeping in such a bed. I tell her it won´t work. She takes it well, and the rental agent guy, gives me the card to the office and tells me to go there. They flag me a taxi, and I pay the fare.

There are no markings on the building, so I´m hoping the taxi brought me to the right place. He did. I must keep the faith. It must end sooner or later, eh?

I get up there, and wait, and wait, and wait. Some more people come in with Delta tags on their luggage. We were probably on the same flight. While the ByTArgentina people were pleasant, saying they were slow would be a compliment.

After 45 minutes, a girl finally gets with me. I´m not too picky, and just want something decent. A lady who came in just after me, was there to give the new pictures for an apartment in Recoleta. After another 25 minutes, the cute ByT Chica (Anna, I think), came back and offered her studio to me. Normally $190US per week, but only $170 since the cable and phone weren´t hooked up yet. The cable is supposed to be on in a couple of days.

They ask if I want to look at it. Sure, I say. I can leave my luggage at the office. I decline, saying that if I like it, I want to sleep! I´ll take the luggage with me. They tell me it will take 45 minutes to an hour to get the contract done. I tell them that I´m quite exhausted. I then realize that I´m starving as well. I ask if there is any food place nearby. Sure. I tell them that I´ll be back in 30 minutes. Now they say they´ll be ready in 5 minutes. Okay. I´ll wait.

At this point, Anna, now asks me if I know that I´ll have to pay 20% of the first rental since I didn´t take it. I said that since the apartment was deficient, I certainly was not going to pay it. If a reasonable bed had been available, I would have been asleep there already. She kept trying, but I was adamant, and she dropped it. (I think. Note, check credit card.)

We get to the apartment, and it´s a 10th floor at Guido and Pueyrredon. I´m hoping for a good view. No such luck. I get to see the bathroom windows for the other apartments. Probably 20 square meters at the most. It is a ¨virgin¨ refurbished departamento, and I´m it´s first resident. Mostly nice, new bed, etc. Nicely furnished. The bathroom has a shower that has a bidet built into it, and is pretty old. It´s so small that I can barely turn around in the damn thing.

However, despite the shower, overall it´s nice. The rental agent goes over the contract, and there are about 3 mistakes. The first one was in my favor (Only charging for 1 week instead of 15 days), the others were mixed. All the mistakes were fixed. I got the departure time altered so I could stay until I had to leave for the airport.

I forked over the money (170US per week, $364 for 15 days), plus $25 ByT booking fee. You also pay one week deposit, which I´ll get back at the end if I haven´t trashed the place.

Since I was starving, I had them point me the way to the Village Recoleta Mall. I knew there were lots of places there to eat. As I walk there, I notice some vaguely familar names. Rouge, Sodoma, and the the infamous Madahos Pub.

I keep walking along the tall brick wall, and then see the McDonalds sign that is right across the street from Jackson´s bachelor pad. I then realize that the cemetary is behind the big wall I´ve been walking by.

I see a pizza place (Le Continental) and go in. I get a pizza and some empanadas to go. I head back home, and stop by an nice mini-market next to Sodoma. The Asian lady was quite nice, I picked up some drinks and walked around the corner to my place.

I eat a few empanadas and a couple of slices of pizza and then hit the sack. The end of a looooooongggg day.

Young & Restless

05-05-05, 21:03

Jaimito Cartero

05-05-05, 23:04

Jaimito,

Sorry to hear about your misfortune, but your two most recent post had me rollin'!! I bet you wish you would have reconsidered Jackson's offer now.

Look forward to reading the rest of your report. Truly hilarious!

Hope things get better,

Y & R

I hate to say it, but the first day or two of most of my trips for some reason seem a bit traumatic. I don´t take things too personally and just roll with the punches. I´m no Dickhead, but I have to watch the money pretty closely. I wouldn´t have minded staying at Jacksons, but then I wouldn´t have had any money for the chicas which is very sad if you´re in BA.

I´m happy with the new apartment other than the shower and it can be a tad noisy. I have earplugs with me, so no biggie either way.

I found a nice internet place that´s open 24 hours, and they have a special 10 hours for 12 pesos. I´m sure with all the reporting I´ll do, I´ll use it while I´m here. It´ll also make me walk the 1km to where it´s at, so exercise never hurts.

Jaimito Cartero

05-05-05, 23:27

I´m a bit of a shopper, and rarely if ever pull a chica out of a club or bar in less than 30 minutes. Very often it´s an hour or more. I guess there have been some times where I pulled the first half decent looking chica, and then saw 10 much better on the way to the door. I´m not one to drop the one I already selected.

I also find that I like to get a good feel for the chica in the bar too. If she´s not affectionate there, then don´t count on it back in the room either.

I woke up at about 9pm. I decided I´d hit a movie at the Recoleta mall. I saw Constantine which is a pretty good Anti-smoking movie if nothing else. 7.5 pesos.

I then walked around the restaurant areas, and found the General George store thas has 24 hour internet. Has a non smoking section in the front, as well. I made my two line post, and checked for PM´s and such. I then walked down to the main street and caught a taxi to Cordoba/Suipacha.

I walked by Exedra, but wasn´t in the mood to go in yet. All the clubs around there were trying to get me to go in (Pussy club, Image, etc), but none of that. A couple of drug addict looking women were friendly, but no thanks.

I walked around the block, and then headed back toward Suipacha, and there were two streetwalkers poised close to the corner. Both said hello. Nothing special, and I´ve never pulled a streetwalker here, so not today.

I´m close to the triangle, and the tout starts giving me the Hook card and trying to get me to go there first. I´ll stop at Catto´s first. I pocket the 2nd drink free card (Which I won´t use, as I´ll only drink 1 drink), and go into Catto´s.

Not a great deal of guys there. I´d say 1 guy to every 3 girls. No stage show for the 90 minutes or so I was there. It´s a bit after 1 am, I think. I get a table a bit away from the stage, and order my usual, water with ice. 12 pesos.

Over the time I´m there I get a sucession of friendly chicas stopping by to introduce themselves. I think one of Exon´s chicas came by, or at least her name rang a bell. (Rosa Maria?) Mostly ¨b¨rate girls, but a couple of slightly better. They all wanted to sit down with vos, but no, gracias.

A few warmed my lap for a few minutes, while we played the, ¨Where are you from/how old are you¨ game. I told them that I was tired and was just looking around. They took it well. One girl offered 200 pesos for 1 hour. I laughed and said that I´d never paid that before. She then said, $100 pesos, and I said for 2 hours, and she seemed agreeable. I told her, perhaps another night.

In all, about 10 girls came by. All affectionate and I would take them back to my room without any problem. Range was 5-7.5.

A very relaxed environement, the girls coming over, but not being pushy.

After I finished my drink, I went over to Hook. Slightly more guys in there, but mostly Portenos, it seemed. Maybe a few gringos, hard to tell sometimes, since I couldn´t hear them talking.

I got my same water. 15 pesos here. I sat at the bar for the first 10 minutes, and made sure I checked all my money from the cashier. I then switched to a table when some guys left.

No girls ever came by. A couple of girls were dancing on the pole, but never removed any clothes. Decent looking girls, but none that I really recognized from previous years.

The ventilation here seemed pretty bad. I was breathing in pure smoke, and only lasted about an hour before I left.

I headed off to Le Madellaine across from Exedra. I saw a couple of the girls who had been in Catto´s sitting there. One was real friendly. I ate some dinner and watched some other working girls come in. A pair sat down at the table next to me, and were both okay. Late 20´s, early 30´s I´d say. Sitting there puffing away, while drinking the cheapest coffee. If something really special came in, I might have taken it home, but I was in no hurry. I still have 2 weeks left.

I eat my mediocre (for BA) steak and veggies, and head home as it´s just getting light. (14.90 for steak) I take the taxi back (3.8 pesos), and then crash after a few hours.

Beleriand

05-06-05, 02:05

Alas, the time to leave paradise has come again.

Tonight I met with Anna thanks to Roxana.

I called her and asked her to come earlier than originally scheduled because I was exhausted and she had no problem whatsoever.

The agreed upon 'guita' was P$200 + Cab for an hour.

Roxana's report on Anna can be found here:

http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/showpost.php?p=344665&postcount=1

We started talking, she told me all about her family and her home country. She's just been here like 3 and a half years. Very candid & fun girl.

She has gained a few pounds over what her pictures show but nothing really critical. The only drawback was her smoke breath.

GFE, DFK, BBBJ (eventhough Roxana reports she doesn't offer it), multiple positions (and she is very skilled indeed).

I managed to perform to standard even after 4 sleep deprived nights and 3 prior girls. I was gladly surprised. Then again, Anna knows her stuff.

Would I repeat? I would if I hadn't met my new ATF yesterday (see my previous report below). Anna is highly recommended.

In all, it has been a very good week for me. All the 3 girls I planned to meet were great. This includes a re-encounter with my former ATF Celenne. All this was possible thanks to Silvina & Roxana.

For the first time also, I managed to escape a potentially bad decision in a club by using the knowledge contained in this forum and keeping control of my big head.

Finally, I met Narae (see below).

It's going to be a long sad flight back home.

Thanks for reading & have fun!!!!

B.

Daddy Rulz

05-06-05, 13:54

Much has been written here about the power we have as, to paraphrase OTH, "visiting princes with gold". With the change of seasons I notice the flights on my airline are empty as shit, not as many tourists.

The chicas we all love so much rarely think ahead when budgeting money so the market should move more and more in our favor. One strange Argentine phenomenom to be aware of. Sometimes when they lose customer share instead of offering specials to improve cash flow and reclaim market share they actually try to make up the cash shortfall by raising prices in a declining market. It makes no sense from an economics standpoint but by twisted Argentine business logic they may try it. However the patient monger can find value but waiting. The rent must still be paid, food must be bought, alcoholic husbands must still be suported so they need the business. Hold firm, let them sit for awhile and reapproch. Sometimes it works.

Jaimito Cartero

05-06-05, 18:51

I´m double posting this so that everyone can see what a good (and adventurous) time we had today on the Comedore tour. I know some of you would never read the WSG Charity forum.

I had called Jackson yesterday to find out where the Comedore tour was starting out at. Silvena answered the phone and told me it was at the Mansion. She told me the map was on the board. **Added** It turns out that Jackson had given me Silvina's number instead of his. She assumed since I had called her, that it was at the mansion. **

I actually got up in time to go, so headed off in a taxi. With the instructions on the forum, no problem. Got there in about 15 minutes and 14 pesos poorer. I pull up to the mansion and it looks fine in deed. I ring the bell. No answer. I ring again, no answer. A guy who might be an area security guard tells me they left awhile ago. Hmmmm.

I walk to the main street and call the Mansion number. No answer. I call Capt Dave´s cellular from the sheet. He answers promptly. They´re getting ready to leave soon. From Jackson´s pad in Recoleta. Into a taxi and back to Recoleta. (Where I started from)

We hang around, and Jackson can´t come since he´s off to do some immigration paperwork. Ana Luna, Mo, Capt Dave and myself are the only passengers.

This is the third time I´ve tried to go. I tried 2 times last year, but both times the pizza ovens weren´t ready or something wasn´t lined up right. We head off a bit after 11am.

We hit one Comedore, and all the people there are really nice. They weren´t serving lunch at any of the places we went to, but could tell that they work pretty hard.

At each place, we take some clothes that Jackson has purchased for 1200 pesos when he bought out the inventory of a store, and Ana and Silvena also donated used clothes. Also some new shoes, along with the 250 peso donation for each place.

After the first place, we get lunch at a medium sized restaurant. Dave said he´d pay if we let him smoke at the table, so he won out. A bit over 50 pesos for 5 people. Not a bad deal.

We hit the 2nd and third places, though the van driver doesn´t seem very adventurous and parks 100 meters away from the 3rd place since the road is in so-so condition.

Each place is a basic place. There´s usually a large covered eating place, with bench seats and long tables. I think all these places have the pizza overs which the kitchens use for baking bread. These are a perfect size, and use a lot less gas than the large ovens if they have them.

It´s usually a family affair with 2 or 3 generations helping out. All seemed to be in the peoples home as well.

David, Ana and I took a number of pictures. I´m sure they´ll post them soon.

All the people were very hospitable. On the way to the last place, the road was closed, and we had to take a small side road. While we were waiting for a stalled car to get moved, a bus went by us, and as it was rocking side to side, hit the van we were in. The bus just went on it´s merry way without stopping, and the van was scratched up and dented a little at the very back.

We finally found the last place, and this place was a little different. They had a covered patio in the back. They had just cooked bread, and gave all of us a piece to check out. Warm bread. Yummmm.

We got back to Recoleta just awhile ago, and we all went our separate ways. If you haven´t donated to the WSG Charities, you should consider it. All the money goes to help less fortunate children get one good meal a day.

Mickey Mouse

05-07-05, 12:54

Thanx to another "On Time" performance from JFK, I have already settled in and been hit with inflation. First: I was hit with an increase from the airport Remis to 62p, at least it was a nice car. Second: My Hotel Room (Mouse's special rate) has jumped 15% and third: I sent (Fedexed) myself a package containing some clothing ($150 value) and the airport/custom tax was 232p which my hotel fronted me. Now you'll understand if you see me panhandling on the corner or scaling back my adventures. Yeah right!
Anyway, I'm off to lunch with a friend, then a "special welcome" from an ATF this afternoon, then dinner tonight and you know something, you just might find me at the triangle around midnight.
The Mouse is back!

Jaimito Cartero

05-07-05, 12:57

Did you send something naughty with your clothes that you didn´t want to get caught with? Otherwise, the cost of sending the stuff and taxes would outweigh the cost of the clothes...

If MM is going to be at the triangle at midnight, I guess I´d better get there at 11:30!

Mickey Mouse

05-07-05, 13:38

I will begin at Jazz to celebrate DH's #100 and then the adventures begin.
MM

Starfe

05-07-05, 21:34

That was 4 days ago? How about it sport? You got me drooling out of both sides of my mouth.

Can't get it up?

starfe

Jaimito Cartero

05-07-05, 21:50

That was 4 days ago? How about it sport? You got me drooling out of both sides of my mouth.
Can't get it up?

starfe

I believe the important word here is 100th ·Different· chica in BA. Repeats don´t count. Also, think ´Heinz´ ketchup commercials. Anticipation....

Dickhead

05-07-05, 22:15

Yes, this will be the 100th different chica in Buenos Aires province. So it does count the two I banged outside the city limits (I've banged a few others outside the city limits but I also banged those same ones within the city limits), but it doesn't count the ones I did in Santa Fe province or in Córdoba province.

Now, how good is the count? I did start keeping a journal after I moved here in 2004, but the ones I did while living here in 2003 and on vacations are a bit of an estimate. But I think I could only have overlooked one or two at the most, since I was posting them all here on the forum with the exception of one or two of whom I was particularly ashamed, such as Karen a/k/a "Borracha." Thus if anything the 100 is misunderestimated, to quote Dubya.

Some statistics for those who may be interested:

Repeat rate is 40-45%
Argentinean provinces represented: 15 (of 23)
Other countries represented: Paraguay (many), Chile (3), Perú (2), Brazil, México, Poland, Trinidad and Tobago (1 each)
Price range: 15 pesos to 170 pesos, not including chica drinks
Number who achieved amigovia status: 1
Number who achieved favorita status: 3 1/2
Number for whom I bought gifts of any kind: 3
Number I took out to eat in restaurants: 6
Number with whom I did TLN: 9
Number I fucked in the ass: 2 plus one I tried and failed.
Number who took advantage of me monetarily in some way: 4
Highest number known to be shared with another monger: 18 (no, not MM!)
Number who said they would do X in bed and then would not: 0
Most pesos spent mongering in any one month: 2857 in Feb. 2005
Range of pesos per month: 2153 to 2857 (includes chica drinks and cab fare IF I would not have taken a cab home otherwise)
Most chicas fucked in one day: 4
Number of threesomes done: 6

And yes, I am writing a book about all this. Continued field research is slowing down production, however.

Hope to see some of you tonight.

El Toro Rojo

Macgoo

05-07-05, 23:24

Jaimito Cartero,

Dude, are you reading your private messages while there?

Dickhead

05-08-05, 07:07

The selection process was complex. In Jaz I immediately saw a tall, thin blond I wanted, and I am sure I knew her from somewhere else. She got scooped up. Then I saw another one I wanted but she got pulled aside by some local. Then my favorite chica from Jaz showed up and I have been trying to hook up with her for a few weeks. I really wanted her but I had to be strong and stick with the program. Finally the second chick came free and I bought her a drink and we chatted. Really good looking, an 8 for sure. She would not come down from 150. I would have paid it but when I asked if we could do it once, rest a bit, and do it again she said no, that was too much. Chau.

Then Ness and again I saw an ATF I would have screwed on any other night, but nobody else do-able. So then Catto's where I had to explain to a couple of amigas that I had to take a new chica tonight. (Rosie quit dyeing her hair and I think she looks cute au natural). It took a while to come up with an acceptable chica I had not already done, but I eventually did. Mariana is her "name." I said 125 and she said 150 and I said it was a lot of money and plus I had to shell out 30 p for her drink. She reminded me that the chica drinks there are "only" 25 (30 in Ness and Jaz) and I said great, then I can pay you 130. She said no and we dicked around for a while and I said there did not seem to be too many other guys in the place and we could be at my place in five minutes. So she acquiesced to 130 and went to change.

When she came back, she had on a red T-shirt that said "El Toro Rojo" on the front. I am not too smart sometimes and I said, jeez, what a coincidence; that is my nickname. Then she turned around and it had a bull on the back with my birthday underneath. In the middle of the bull's chest is "100." So FINALLY I realize my buddies had had the T-shirt made up and had given it to her. Fortunately she didn't ask about the 100. Then she went and changed again. My buddies were laughing their asses off and made me promise I would not buy the T-shirt from her like I wanted to do.

We left and I asked the doorman if he had any taxis that were fully automatic, which puzzled Mariana. He said "sí señor" and we hopped into one driven by my favorite taxista. We have done this before and it is funny as hell. He just starts driving and after a block or two Mariana says, "Aren't you going to tell him where to go?" I respond that nowadays many taxis are fully computerized and totally automatic. The taxista plays into this by assuming a robotic countenance and demeanor. Chica is totally puzzled. Also he had not turned the meter on. I told her that was all automatic also. He pulls up to my building and I hand him five pesos and he puts his arm up in robotic fashion. Funny as hell. You had to have been there, though.

Sex was good although not epic. A good kisser but went into a 69 position almost immediately which was fine but she did it to disguise the fact of sneaking the rubber on immediately. For me a good CBJ is better than a mediocre BBBJ so not a real issue except I wasn't too much into eating her pussy. Perfectly clean and everything but I don't like 69 so much cuz the good lord put the intake a little too close to the exhaust if you know what I mean. And I have a big nose. So a few minutes of that and it was time to go into drill mode. I had one of those hard ons that I knew would last as long as necessary so I took my time getting her off by riding me. Then I had my way with her from the back and then the front. Basic stuff; nothing real inventive.

Then she got half way dressed kinda fast and that is when the "100" on the T-shirt came up. I had several lies prepared such as it meant 100% pure toro, but instead I told her something fairly close to the truth. At first she thought I was saying I got laid 100 times in BA but when she realized I was saying 100 different chicas in one year (actually I've spent more like 14 months here, total), she was more impressed and seemed rather honored. She then went from "leave" mode into "chat" mode which can often be worse, but we ended up drinking maté and discussing differences between the Argentine and US systems of justice, with particular emphasis on the jury system. This discussion lasted a couple of hours, fueled by the maté. A fun gal and I am satisfied. No whining for cab fare. WIR? I doubt it cuz a severe tobacco addict and no BBBJ but I think I scored enough points maybe she will suck me dry next time and that would be good.

I want to thank my two friends for making this night possible, and I want to thank American women for making it necessary.

Richard Head, Monger Expatriate Emeritus

Hunt99

05-08-05, 11:36

Somebody is anal retentive. Or an accountant. Or both. ;)

Yes, this will be the 100th different chica in Buenos Aires province. So it does count the two I banged outside the city limits (I've banged a few others outside the city limits but I also banged those same ones within the city limits), but it doesn't count the ones I did in Santa Fe province or in Córdoba province.

Now, how good is the count? I did start keeping a journal after I moved here in 2004, but the ones I did while living here in 2003 and on vacations are a bit of an estimate. But I think I could only have overlooked one or two at the most, since I was posting them all here on the forum with the exception of one or two of whom I was particularly ashamed, such as Karen a/k/a "Borracha." Thus if anything the 100 is misunderestimated, to quote Dubya.

Some statistics for those who may be interested:

Repeat rate is 40-45%
Argentinean provinces represented: 15 (of 23)
Other countries represented: Paraguay (many), Chile (2), Perú (2), Brazil, México, Poland, Trinidad and Tobago (1 each)
Price range: 15 pesos to 170 pesos, not including chica drinks
Number who achieved amigovia status: 1
Number who achieved favorita status: 3 1/2
Number for whom I bought gifts of any kind: 3
Number I took out to eat in restaurants: 6
Number with whom I did TLN: 9
Number I fucked in the ass: 2 plus one I tried and failed.
Number who took advantage of me monetarily in some way: 4
Highest number known to be shared with another monger: 18 (no, not MM!)
Number who said they would do X in bed and then would not: 0
Most pesos spent mongering in any one month: 2857 in Feb. 2005
Range of pesos per month: 2153 to 2857 (includes chica drinks and cab fare IF I would not have taken a cab home otherwise)
Most chicas fucked in one day: 4
Number of threesomes done: 6

And yes, I am writing a book about all this. Continued field research is slowing down production, however.

Hope to see some of you tonight.

El Toro Rojo

Jaimito Cartero

05-08-05, 19:18

Jaimito Cartero,

Dude, are you reading your private messages while there?

Yes, I am. I got two different ones from you recommending a hotel, but since I had an apartment, I was set. Did I miss something?

Stowe

05-08-05, 19:21

Congrats on # 100 and buenos suerte para numero un mil. Hopefully, I can be there for #200.

Suerte,
Stowe

Jaimito Cartero

05-08-05, 19:42

It was fun to meet Dickhead at last. In his normal candor, he informed me that I had insulted him with my chain smoking and Quilmes joke the other day. Ah, gotta love that Dickhead.

I was late coming in. I had gone out with Mo to Campo Bravo for a nice steak. We went at primetime though, and had to wait 45 minutes for a table. I arrived at Jaz about 90 minutes after the start, and they had departed already.

I headed up to Cattos, and they weren't there either. Finally, at Ness I struck gold. Mickey Mouse and Stormy were there. I had an exploding bladder, and took care of that business first. Dickhead was there when I came back, and introductions were made.

MM had the normal 3 girls hanging off of him. He is a wonder to view in action. His boyish grin just shows how much in his element he is in BA.

We quickly head to Catto's, and the parade of beauties start. DH ended up taking one of the girls I had talked with the other night a bit. One other blonde latched onto me, but I wasn't interested. MM kept cozying up to Rosa Maria, but he kept going off to try and work on his ultimate conquest down at the end of the bar. I think that's a conquest in progress, so I'll let him post any info on it.

Rosa Maria asked for a drink, and I obliged. I think almost everyone in BA has probably done her already. She's a very petite lady, 28 yo. Small A cups, some stretch marks, but a bubbly personality, and fun to be with.

I've heard lots of good reports about her, so I figure, why not? I ask for the Dickhead price, and she says sure. 2 hours for 135 pesos. It's about 3am, so no other drinks.

The doorman asks for a tip and I give him a peso, and he gives it back to me. I guess it was beneath him. Off we go to Recoleta.

Rosa Maria is quite fun to be with. When we get to the departamento, I tell her it's a bit messy. No maid service until Wednesday. She takes charge, and changes the sheets and stuff.

I take lots of pictures, and she's very agreeable. She wants to look at each and every picture. We each take a shower, separately (No room for both, it's so small). I think she's at the end of her period, but says no problem. She inserts a sponge into the nether deep to stem the slight flow, I guess. I love to DATY, so I was a bit hesitant. However, it worked out fine.

We start out with some DFK, and mutual fondling. She then moves down and some a very nice slow BBBJ. After about 10 minutes, I stop her, and I tell her it's her turn.

She's got a nice shaved pussy, and spend about 20 minutes getting her worked up. She get fairly wet, but isn't a "gusher" type. Another 20 minutes and she's going over the edge. She wraps her legs around my head and about breaks my jaw. I think she's going over the edge, and I'm trying to finish her off. However, she's pushing so hard it hurts like a mother! I finally get her to the Roberto Duran moment. "No mas, no mas"!

I decide on a BBBJ finish, and she goes for about 15 minutes to the finish. She takes the whole mouthful, and even lets me take a picture before she spits the whole load out.

We talk some more, and it's very relaxed. I slip the money into her purse, and walk her down to the street and get her a taxi.

Attitude 8.5
Looks 6.5
Skill 8.0

I would repeat.

Dickhead

05-09-05, 05:22

Actually Rosie does not shave her pussy. She is just virtually hairless. She does not need to shave her legs, ever, and if you investigate carefully as I have done numerous times, she has absolutely no hair on her arms.

How do I know this? Well, I one time asked her if she was "depilada" or "afeitada" and she said she was neither. I expressed some doubt about this and this led to a rather heated discussion, which led to rather heated sex. That in turn led to a situation where she was showing me her snatch on an almost daily basis, to show me that she was/is not shaving that little son of a *****. I give her a 6.0 and not a 6.5 for looks, and a 9.0 for attitude. But otherwise I agree with Jaimito. It's hard to go wrong with Rosie. She likes to drink which is fine by me, but keep in mind she is only 45 kg or 100 lbs so don't let her get too drunk. It's not a pretty sight. Keep her away from whiskey.

In case anyone cares, she said her mother has hardly any pussy hair either.

Judd

05-09-05, 07:32

Dickinator, Great story about reaching your milestone. I especially like the "intake a little to close to the exhaust" reference. The T-shirt should be signed and hung in the raftors of Catto's.

Your story reminded me of a some monger memorabilia I wish I had.

5. A last remaining Peruvian Sole JWadd loned me so I could pay the airport tax and get out of Peru a few years back. I didn't budget my trip very well.

4. The digital camera I left in a taxi which had pics of a hot young busty chica named Lucy.

3. The sheets Captain Dave rolls with when he goes to the apartment houses.
I need these so as to avoid the used condom being found when a provider was prepping the bed for a session with me at an apartment house.

2. The cuckoo clock that caused so much heartache for a particular monger. I don't remember who wrote the post, but it was very entertaining.

1. The original Clarin ad with all the numbers circled of chicas we called to be apart of our little experiment.

Late,

Judd

Jaimito Cartero

05-09-05, 19:43

5. A last remaining Peruvian Sole JWadd loned me so I could pay the airport tax and get out of Peru a few years back. I didn't budget my trip very well.

I've got a single sole coin I can front you. You can pretend it's the one. (It could even BE the one)

It's always the ones that got away that hurt the most. I recall a beautiful little chica that I saw when Elvis and I went to a departemento aways out. My damn camera's battery died on me, and wouldn't take a single photo.

Jaimito Cartero

05-09-05, 20:31

I always enjoy walking around any of the cities I go to. I've found many of the best places for eating and such just by walking around and checking out different places as I pass them.

On Sunday, I dropped by the mansion and talked with Jackson and Dave a bit. It's always entertaining to talk to these guys, and I always write down some recommendations (Chicas, places to eat, see, etc) that they give me.

Jackson was kind enough to walk me over to the train station afterwards. The ticket machines were down, so I just got on the train to Retiro. The other passengers who were waiting, weren't concerned, so wasn't either.

When I got to the end of the line, I saw everyone putting their tickets into the turnstiles. I saw one guard on the left side, and told him the machines weren't working. I was expecting to pay the fare, but he just let me through for free.

I walked from Retiro to the Patio Bullrich Mall. I hadn't been here before, so walked around a bit, and grabbed a little snack. I was thinking of seeing a movie here, but none were starting soon enough. I then walked to Village Recoleta Mall, and they had a few that were starting soon, so I went to see Cruzadas. Decent, but not as exciting as I expected from Ridley Scott.

As I come out of the theatre, I think that it must be pouring outside. Everyone is bunched under the awning, not allowing people to exit the mall easily.

I look outside and it's sprinkling lightly. I'm only a few blocks away from my apartment, so I head off. I'm a bit amazed at how people are so timid about the weather here. It's 60 degrees and they're wearing coats for 10 degrees below zero.

The touts around Madahos and Rouge are very aggressive. I love the offer. 30 pesos entry with one drink, or buy one drink, and the second is free, only 40 pesos. Hmmm. Well if 1 is 30, and 2 is 40, then that second one isn't quite free, is it?

I'm a Flores virgin, and want to head out there this week. Is there any particular night that is good? I prefer lots of girls, but not totally packed with guys.

And if some of you guys only stay in the Recoleta area, you will miss out on the deals. I'm up the street from Magic Hands massage, and found 1 peso an hour internet, and 20 centavos locuturio.

Judd

05-10-05, 05:07

Jaimito, thanks for making me laugh, bros for life. It was more like 75us. Point being Jwadd is a great guy whose a testament to the cool people we have the opportunity to meet on this board. I was just bitching about something on another thread. I'm glad there's guys like you who don't take things too seriously. In the end, it's realy all good. We're banging hot chicas, and basically giving the finger to substandard puss in the U.S. or wherever one hails from.

Late,

Judd

Seismo

05-10-05, 15:39

Jaimito Cartero:
When you go to Flores, try Doly´s at 2800 Directorio. This is probably the busiest place. Stay away on Sunday-Monday-Tuesday,as they are slow and not too many chicas. Wed thru Sat is busy with lots to choose from. They
sometimes have a classified ad in Clarin section59, with a 5 peso discount or a free drink. There is another place across the street called LISA that is sometimes worth a look.

Mickey Mouse

05-10-05, 20:42

Ok guys, I know you're worried because I've been here for 3 days and you haven't heard a squeak out of me. So, in order to calm your fears, I am happy to report that I am ALIVE! Barely.

The Good News is the Chica prices have remained the stable along with wine and beer, but hotel and other rates are inching up.

Madaho's and Blacks are still a ripoff, while the triangle still remains the better deal. I have gone for two 3somes which have blown up in my face. One was with a pair of sisters (I once did a mother/daughter, but never sisters) from Catto's which after stiff negotiations demanded up front payment so I had to give them the boot. The other 3some were two others from Catto's who tried the same and after I kicked them out, one returned, begged for forgiveness and promised a memorable TLN if I only let her back into my good graces. Guess what? I succumbed! And I'm glad I did.

My favoritas have kept me busy in the afternoons while the nights are for uncharted territories. A new "Great Find" is Mariela from Ness who really enjoys taking her time, exploring and a soft touch. great for us older guys who enjoy making love. Oh, she fucks too!

Tonight, for those of you who don't know, is DH's birthday! A celebration is planned for Catto's at midnight and I hope to see you all there. Maybe we can find a girl or two he hasn't done yet, probably not, but I'm sure it will be entertaining.

Exon: I've talked to Fabiana, but we haven't gotten together yet.
Jackson, JC and the rest of you horndogs, hope to see tonight.

The Mouse reporting and still going strong

Jaimito Cartero

05-10-05, 21:33

Tonight, for those of you who don't know, is DH's birthday! A celebration is planned for Catto's at midnight and I hope to see you all there. Maybe we can find a girl or two he hasn't done yet, probably not, but I'm sure it will be entertaining.

I don´t know that I´m invited, but that´s never stopped me in the past.

I suggest tying DH upstairs, and blindfolding him. Then having one of his past chicas rub her body all over his face and see if he can identify them. The chica would be rewarded if she could fool him.

Dickhead

05-11-05, 14:53

I'd like to thank Mickey and Stormy for making my 48th the best birthday ever, by quite a wide margin. Damn, that gal Stormy took was smoking hot. But I still win because he took a 9 but I took two 6s and 6 x 2 > 9.

Mickey Mouse

05-11-05, 19:51

Elvis

05-11-05, 23:55

Was quite an event with No Women, No Booz and No fun! Stay tuned for glimpses as soon as I can figure out how to download (attach) the photos. Thanx to Pancho, Monica, Lucas and All the girls at Catto's and All of you who were there! To those who weren't able to attend, you missed a doozer!
MM reporting

MM,

Hola, what's up ! Wait a minute - no women, no booze and no fun.. Que paso? Am I in reading the right forum ? :D

It's great to hear that the party was a blast, cant wait to see the pics of las mujeres.. Saludos and take care my friend..

Elvis

05-12-05, 00:00

I've got a single sole coin I can front you. You can pretend it's the one. (It could even BE the one)

It's always the ones that got away that hurt the most. I recall a beautiful little chica that I saw when Elvis and I went to a departemento aways out. My damn camera's battery died on me, and wouldn't take a single photo.

Yeah, I hate when batteries die on you. I remember her. She was very young and cute. I was looking forward to that picture where I was in between two hot chicas. I was trying to locate them on my last trip, but I didn't have any luck..
Enjoy your trip !

Jaimito Cartero

05-12-05, 01:35

Well I was out and about and decided to take a taxi to Catto´s. I wasn´t sure of the exact time, but I´d guess 11:40pm or so. No other known mongers at the time. The place was pretty packed with Chicas, 25 to 30 is my guess.

I get my normal table a bit out of the action, to access the chicas. Rosa Maria comes by and snuggles for a bit. I ask her for a recommendation, and she says she´ll send someone by.

Jackson comes by in 10 minutes or so, and joins me. We talk for a bit and then MM comes in, mowing all the chicas down in his path, as usual. Stormy and Dickhead come in soon after. They must have had professional help, since as soon as he made it to the bar, they started the ´Cupleaños Feliz´ song, with lots of chicas in the famosa El Toro Rojo camisas. I think 5 or 6.

The birthday boy and most of the chicas get on the stage, and I do believe Dickhead dropped his shorts, but luckily my view was blocked.

Rosa Maria sends over Carolina, a 22 year old fake blonde with small B cup, 5´3¨ or so. I tell her that I´ll be interested a bit later, but not now. She hangs for a few minutes, then takes off.

Jackson goes over and gets the T-Shirt (Been there, done that, got the T-shirt), and then rapidly heads off. MM notices me at my table and invites me over. We all take some pictures with the chicas, and I get to feel up a few new girls. Always a good experience.

We talk a bit, and then I go back to the table to relax. The birthday cake comes in, and lots of plates go around. MM has a sandwich of 2 or 3 girls around him, and Dickhead has at least a couple intertwined at most times. It´s always good when people remember your birthday.

Carolina comes back to my table and starts to work hard on me. She´s not a shy girl by any measure. She knows my tonsils better than I do within a few minutes. She´s not a hand down the pants right away type girl, but very sociable, none the less.

I like to take the chicas for a couple of hours, and find that taking them around 3am is the best choice. That way one salida drink, and sometimes they might stay longer.

Well, after 10 minutes of tongue olympics, the waiter comes over and tells me I have to pay for the pleasure. Okay, what the hell. 25 pesos. This buys me a hour of heavy duty foreplay, and I only got a ¨stop¨, when I asked to pull her skirt down.

I start to negotiate terms, and she asks for 200 for an hour. I tell her that I don´t pay that. I want 90-120 minutes. She goes to 150 pesos, but says they aren´t allowed to go below that. That´s BS of course, but she has put in some good work already. I agree to 150, but no extra for taxi or anything. No problemo. It´s only 2am, but oh well. I´m ready to go!

She goes to dress, and I say adios to MM and Dickhead. She actually comes back quick, and I don´t notice, so the bartender has to clue me in. Duhhhhh.

We go back to my departamento, and go upstairs. We talk a bit, and I ask her which of guys she knows. She says she knows MM, but had some problems. I ask what, and she tells me about the Pay Before adventure, which she said was the day before.

Her and her girlfriend, Romina went with MM, but then hit the Pay First wall. Now I know that MM told about a pair he had sent back, but I asked her if she or her friend went back, and she said no.

She said she had always done it this way when she worked at Shampoo and Cutty Sark. She´s been at Catto´s just a bit over two weeks. When she got back to Catto´s they told her that MM was a excellent client, and pay afterwards was the standard.

She takes a quick shower, and then starts disrobing. Very camera friendly. She has two tattoos on her back (One of a crummy dolphin on left shoulder, A heart with her son´s name (she says) on the right.) She also has a band of tattoos around her ankle.

She´s had one kid about a year and a half ago, but her body is in good shape. She has inverted nipples, which is a first for me. They do pop out when you suck on them though.

We have a bit more slow foreplay and then she goes down on me. She reaches for the condom and I disagree. She gives me the pouty look, but then starts in on a very nice BBBJ. A notch below Rosa Marias, but still very good quality.

When I can´t take any more, I switch positions with her and start my Sam Kinnison routine (No matter who Dickhead says originated the ABC´s, that´s where I read it first!). She gets pretty juicy and a little vocal at the end. At least she doesn´t try to kill me like Rosa Maria.

I let her return the favor to me, and finish me off. I take more pictures and then escort her down. Total time in my departamento, 1 hour 55 minutes.

Looks: 7
Attitude: 7.5
Skill: 7.5

WIR? Probably.

Mickey Mouse

05-12-05, 18:06

We have all experienced LCN in one form or another, well the Mouse has been nipped by it.

Story #1: The night after DH's party I was out alone (everyone else was home recouperating) and a favorita comes up to me and tells me she never wants to see me again. I ask why because we are so special together. She replies because all I want to do is have sex with as many chicas as I can and I don't care about her. I tell her I do care very much and I don't say anything about her work, but that is not the same to her. She wants me all the time and for herself. I didn't want to get into it so I told her I would call today. That even pissed her off more because that meant I wouldn't take her home last night.

Well, guess what? I never did call today and maybe she might change her mind the next time she sees me.

LCN#2: In the same club and within 1 hr of the previous story I am confronted by another favorita who asks why we had the Birthday Party at Catto's and Not Ness. The girls at Ness are much more fun and we could have danced all night and done many crazy things. She said the the girls at Ness were disappointed that we did not include them and they also wanted "El Toro Rojo" T-shirts.

So you know what I did? I brought her home for the night, gave her a T-shirt which she wore to bed, fucked me in it, slept in it and then wore it home. She never took it off and had a smile from ear to ear. Now that's value!

How the Hell do they know?

A Stung Mouse reporting

A View of the T-shirts:

Mickey Mouse

05-12-05, 18:16

Which one is Before his first Beer?

Which one is after?

MoonDog

05-12-05, 18:16

We have all experienced LCN in one form or another, well the Mouse has been nipped by it.
Watch the fireworks when Chica #1 realizes that #2 got a T-Shirt and she did not. :)

Moondog

Mickey Mouse

05-12-05, 18:26

Moondog, you are so right! I can't wait!

DH doing the 2-step:

Mickey Mouse

05-12-05, 18:28

Anyone recognize this one? Stormy?

Mickey Mouse

05-12-05, 18:30

Ranked in the top 5 (most incredible sex machines/experiences) ever in BA. And I hit 100 well over a year ago.

One Tree Hill

05-12-05, 18:44

Ranked in the top 5 (most incredible sex machines/experiences) ever in BA. And I hit 100 well over a year ago.Oh I know this one! Cristina from Cattos. I would know that pussy anywhere!

Exon123

05-12-05, 19:49

Very nice Mouse,

Her ass reminds me of Roberta's from Cafe Orleans

By the way did you guys happen to run into Carolina at DickHeads birthday at Catto's and or is she still working their.

Happy Birthday DickHead

EXon

Jaimito Cartero

05-12-05, 20:10

By the way did you guys happen to run into Carolina at DickHeads birthday at Catto's and or is she still working their.

I ran into ¨A¨Carolina, but not the ballwasher.

I thought you had given up on her?

Mickey Mouse

05-12-05, 21:33

Exon, Carolina from Catto's was not at the bash, but was working last night and I gave her a "Big" Hello from you Exon. She told me she was going to quit working in a month or two. Yeah, Right! BTW, she tried, but I said No.

I saw Carolina, the Ball Washer, at Orleans this afternoon and she was looking ok. I think she may have given up the "Junk" because she was looking much better than the last time. I also gave her a kiss and hello from all.

OTH, I can't get anything by you. I Lost my "Chilean" virginity with that woman who has to be one of the most incredible sex machines with the greatest attitudes in BA. She wouldn't let me sleep and she didn't leave until well after 9.

Time for another Mouse Adventure

FYI: For those of you who knew Guiliermo, the door man at Affaire, he died from a heart attack while at the casino a couple months ago.

One Tree Hill

05-12-05, 23:03

OTH, I can't get anything by you. I Lost my "Chilean" virginity with that woman who has to be one of the most incredible sex machines with the greatest attitudes in BA. She wouldn't let me sleep and she didn't leave until well after 9.
******************************************************

Mouse,

Dickhead gave her a great recommendation while we were in Cattos one night last November. Boy was he ever right!!! She is my first and only Chilean to date. What a bod! And really enjoys her work!

A few days later, I had a 3 way with her and Susana (I believe no longer at Cattos) that still brings a smile to my face. I saw her again in April a few weeks ago. She is awsome and so much fun to be with! Loves to joke and laugh!

Exon123

05-13-05, 16:20

Yes Jimito I have sorta given up on Carolina but frankly its so bad here in sex prison she crossed my mind hearing about all you guy's at Catto's. She's really not a bad person but about a loyal as a cockroch.

As for Caroline the "Ball Washer" she can easly be found at Cafe Orleans starting about 4:00 pm in the afternoons. Hang around and if you don't see her check out New Port about midnight. She moonlights their sometimes if things arn't going well down town.

Caroline is good value for between $150 to $200 pesos.

All though she's mad at me right now. Couple trips ago I ran into her at Orleans just before I was flying home. I was short on peso's and tried to make a deal for a freebe at the Horzontie Hotel as I had room money only.

I promissed her I'd pay her double on my next trip down to B.A. if she'd go along with the deal as we were good fuck buddies. He answer was a flat "NO", some friend.

Well anyway I run into her again my last trip down in March. I sit down and remind her of the deal I had proposed the last time I saw her. She had remembered it very well and was very pissed off. She knew I was good for the $300 pesos and I would have paid her right then and there right on the spot. She was Pissed.

It all worked out alright as I was bumped off the plane that night, went back to the City and fucked Carolina after visiting the ATM against The Mouse & DickHeads better judgement.

Exon

Jaimito Cartero

05-14-05, 21:33

I always try to see at least one spanish language film while I´m here. I saw the above titled movie, but don´t think I´d recommend it for anyone who isn´t into art house films and such. It´s about the Argentinian space force blowing up the moon, or trying to anyway. It´s set in the future, and certainly on the ¨funky¨side.

I went to an early (4pm) showing, and the only other guy in there left about 2/3rds of the way through.

They do have a cute spaceman out front doing a promo for it.

Awfman

05-15-05, 13:02

Hello everyone,

I have been lurking on the board for a while now and hope to be taking a trip to BsAs in the near future. I have some questions. 1. Is clothing inexpensive in BsAs? Could you give examples of how much say dress shirts or sport coats cost. 2. What is the general dress attire in the different clubs and is it different for clubs in recoletta compared with flores? How about dress at restaurants. 3. How do you suggest I bring money while on vacation? I don't have an atm card of any type and I can't take money from my credit card from an atm. I was thinking I take about U$S600-700 in travelers cheques and about U$S to cash right away when I get into the country. I will then use my Credit Card at every opportunity I can. At what places can I cash travelers cheques and are the exchange rates fair?

Thank you for the information in advance and I hope to meet some of you down there.

Awfman

Jaimito Cartero

05-16-05, 13:34

David 33 and I had arranged to taxi-pool to the Sunday mixer at the Mansion on Sunday. We head out, and get there in good time. I can *almost* get there without the map now.

We get there, and Jackson greets us and shows us around a bit. Silvina and Maria Nieve (Twin number 1) are there as well. It´s always relaxing talking to the other guys when in BA.

Silvina is a great hostess and super friendly. This was the first time I had met her, and I was very impressed. Warm empanadas, drinks and snacks were passed around for all.

I´m not sure who came next. Hunt99 and Seismo were there when we got there or pretty soon after. Capt Dave is off in Paraguay, I think.

Twin number 1, Maria Nieve was there, and she was very tempting to me. I was told that one twin had implants and was shaved, and the other didn´t and wasn´t. I was told (not mentioning any names, cough) that I had the all natural one at first, and then later told that I had the unnatural one after I had ravaged her. It´s not a critical thing, but I like small to medium in the breast department. Implants *usally* mean big, so I usually don´t go there.

I decided to take Nieve upstairs while she was still ¨fresh¨. I´ll report on that in another post.

When I came down it was raining, and most of the guys were in the back. Dickhead had arrived and was being the BBQ Chef. He braved the rain, and did a great job on the beef and sausages.

We all sat down in the dining room and had a nice dinner with the steaks, potato salad, bread, sausages (small and large) and drinks gracefully served by Silvina.

Dickhead recalled a sweet adventure to the Amazon with a girl whom he would NOT fuck, and a number of other interesting, and even possibly, true stories.

After dinner, we had a nice cake, I think that Seismo brought. We had long discussions on the social security system, and other ex-pat like things. Silvina and Maria number 1 went upstairs to do a photo shoot. She´s going to be added to Silvina´s recommended girls, so they needed get some good shots for the website.

When they came down, they were looking at the other girls pictures on the Argentinaprivate site, and laughing like teenagers. Get two girls together, looking at pictures of other naked girls, and it´s always fun.

I also asked Maria Nieve if her breasts were real again. She stated emphatically that they were. Being the brash dolt that I am, I asked her to prove it. She pops her babies out, and it examine them carefully. As in the room, they looked real to me. Large, but nice. I did the squeeze test, top to bottom, side to side, etc. I´m not expert in the least, but I think they´re real.

Maria heads off, and a minute later the buzzer rings again, and it´s another taxi. David 33, Seismo and myself share a taxi, and go back to Jackson´s Recoleta pad. I´ll let one of those guys report on the nights meanderings if they wish.

Jackson and Silvina were great hosts, and the company, food and everything was great. If you get a chance to go to BA and they´re having a Mansion party, check it out.

Dickhead

05-16-05, 21:00

Jaimito Cartero

05-16-05, 22:18

I´m going to go check out 2 or 3 places in Flores tomorrow night. I figure Doly´s and another 1 or 2 places. Meet in FRONT of Jackson´s apartment (But don´t ring the bell, since I don´t know if David the current occupant is going or not.) at 11pm. I´ll hang around for a bit, but not sure for how long. Please call or PM me if you´re interested, so I can figure out if we need multiple cabs or not.

I´d figure we´ll be gone 2-3 hours. Hopefully my cell phone is working now. The number is 15-5958-7233. I turn it off when I occupied or asleep.

(Flores is out in the burbs a bit. Low cost Boliches, but lots of girls to choose from.)

For those who don´t know where Jackson´s apartment is, it´s across from the McDonalds at the Village Recoleta Mall.

Yossarian99

05-17-05, 01:59

I have been in BA for a month now, and have just discovered section 59 of Clarin newspaper.

it's freakin' fantastic! lots of girls in the 25-50 peso range. That's about 9-17 US dollars.

it's true many of them are of poor to marginal quality, but there are some diamonds in the rough, particulary the ones in Belgrano and Palermo.

it's amazing that the girls at Black, while really hot, could ask for US$200 when a monger could just go through the classifieds and find one for less than US$20.

Let me qualify my post by saying that I prefer the cute girl-next-door type, and not the fake-tit-ball-busting kind found at Black's.

of course, you will need to speak some spanish to navigate the classifieds. but it is well worth it.

yos

Dickhead

05-17-05, 02:26

Yossarian, which women specifically did you try? Which ones were good and which ones were bad? Details please.

BTW sometimes apartment girls also advertise in Clarin and you can use this info to try to get the Clarin price at the apartment, avoiding the risk of having additional chicas running through your place. I did this with some success in 2003 but it is somewhat time consuming to match up the phone numbers.

TheKnife

05-17-05, 21:20

I'll in BA May 26-31 staying at the mansion. If anyone wants to meet up, so be it.

Barney Lobo

05-19-05, 02:07

I have to ask again,

Pardon my ingnorance, but where is she at now?

Jaimito Cartero

05-19-05, 15:42

Well, I´m off to the airport tonight, and thought I´d mention a few things before I leave.

I got a number of PM´s from newbies here, almost all with 0 posts. I know that with the changeover from WSG, that some may not had a chance to post here yet. However, the only way to make this board work is for ALL of you to post.

Even if it´s a average chica that someone has posted on before, give us some details. Did you find a great restaurant? Post about it. You don´t have to tell us how long your toe nail clippings are (that´s my job), but give something back to Argentina Private.

Make a Best Chica/Worst Chica list. Post some pictures too, if you can.

I remember when I first met Mickey Mouse a couple of years ago. He was a wealth of knowledge, had been almost everywhere, but didn´t really post! Now he does, and everyone gains from it.

Now on to one of my favorite subjects, food.

Best Empanadas: Probably Rodizio has the best, but most probably won´t go there. Next best is a tie between La Americana and La Continental.

Pizza Bum´s are okay. Puerto Montt´s are pretty mediocre, Ugi´s are cheap. Did I mention they´re cheap? You get what you pay for there.

Best cheap steak: Grant´s buffet. I really thought the quality here was good. 11 pesos for lunch, and the parrilla was really good for this price.

Best Steak, 14 pesos or more. El Yugi´s 14 peso Bife de Chorizo is just marvelous. It´s enough to make you go catatonic if you eat it all. A huge sucker, not real tender, but great flavor. I enjoyed it more than the 29 peso Lomo I had at El Establo the day before.

Buffet: Well if you´re going to spend lots of money, Rodizio is nice for an all around meal. I liked their ¨come around the table¨ type meat service, but some don´t. Quality of meat was good, but not excellent. For value, I´d pick Grant´s. 11 pesos for lunch M-F, but you must buy a drink or pay a 1 peso surcharge. Comer by Affaire is okay, but they´re the same price as Grant´s once they add on their 1 peso ¨servicio de mesa¨. You have to buy a drink there too. Comer´s Parrilla is really weak.

Okay, now to my other favorite subject: chicas.

Best boliche: Catto´s. Nice selection of chicas, lower drink prices and such. One doorman is a bit of a prick (Asked for a tip, and then almost threw the 1 peso back at me), and one of the meseros seemed pretty pissy my last time in there as well.

Best Privado: Maipu. For 50 pesos, you get a good quality chica, both gave nice BBBJ´s with no mention of tip, didn´t ask for a tip whatsoever. Delivery for the same price, with slightly inflated taxi fare. Thanks for the heads up on this one, Seismo.

The tour of Flores was interesting as well. While I didn´t pull any, there were some that looked decent. However, with the 50 peso per hour departamento on Maipu, it is a bit hard to justify 100 or 120 peso per hour at Envidia or Doly´s.

I´ll post my best Chica when I get back to the US. I´ve got to go find my last victim right now.

Dickhead

05-20-05, 04:31

Tonight in an area bounded by Marcelo T de Alvear, San Martín, Carlos Pellegrini, and Córdoba, I counted a record breaking 26 street walkers. Florida and Paraguay was hugely fertile, with the famous María, sister Andrea, eminently fuckable Melani, Romina, and newbie Ana María in attendance. Furthermore there was a fuckable chica in Bar Castelar, a first. Well, okay, she looked fuckable from ten yards away through a plate glass window but even that was a first. And I was pretty sober. All known areas were fully stocked. Three on the Magic Wall on the first pass and another one the second pass. One on Córdoba between Castelar and Orleans was fresh and shy and cute.

Exedra was jammed to the brim. Catto's had a very wide selection including Exon's Carolina, Romina, Rosa María, both Michaelas, Davey's kick boxer from Uruguay (Lorena?), Ángeles who is really hot, Rafaela, Nicole, Alejandra, Celeste, and some others. I would say that there were more chicas I have fucked all there at one time than I have ever seen (8 that I remember).

Ness was dead and sucked. The Savage Beast was there but was in Hyde mode rather than Jekyll mode. We did not stay. Now what about this Bárbaro on Tres Sargentos? We were quoted 6 pesos a beer and 15 for chicas and we saw one cute one through the window so we went in. There were some fuglies in there and my friend did not want to stay. Me, I think we should have stayed. There was a rock band in there and yeah 2.5 fuglies per do-able chica but I only need one and I bet they would go for <100. I'd confirm the drink prices once inside, though.

Oh yeah and in Pelvi's on Callao GiGi the Cat Woman did a pretty nasty full nude show. Plus the pool table upstairs, while not the best, is better than the tables at Deep Blue.

But I had good cheap sex in the afternoon so I saved my bullets and my pesos for another day. Great weather and a fun night in the streets of Buenos Aires.

I remain, your faithful correspondent, yours truly,

Richard Head, Putañero y Borracho

oldguy

05-21-05, 16:44

Question for fans of 1707 Santa Fe: I noticed on some of the posts, people have talked about taking a chica back to your hotel. I've always found hot chicas there, but consider the place a dump. What's the routine for taking a chica out? How do I ask and what do I pay for that "privilege?" Gracias...

Stormy

05-21-05, 18:54

After the line-up and your selection tell Silvia that you want to take the girl back to your hotel or apartment. They will either come with you right away or follow you in a separate taxi as there is some delay while they change into street clothes, or they don't want to be too obvious. There has never been an extra charge for take out, except the taxi to and from 1707. They will also want to call back when they get to your place. The term with food in a restaurant is "para llevar"; I'm not sure how polite that that would be in this case, but it works. You can also call and have girls sent over if you know whom to ask for.

Punter 127

05-21-05, 23:14

I just got done fucking my Méxican chica, Erika, and it seems that Punter 127 and Manson#?? have been fucking her too. Is nothing sacred any more? BTW that is the fastest a chica has ever gotten to my apartment. From the time I hung up the phone it was 18 minutes. Solo Empanadas can't even beat that.

Can that gal kiss or WHAT?

Hey, I found her grazing on the open range, and I couldn’t find a brand on her!!!

All joking aside I did not fuck her, but now that I know she is sacred, I will on my next trip. After all you spanked my “attorney”!!!

Dickhead

05-22-05, 00:40

The Méjicana is a better fuck than the attorney. I guess I need to spank the Méjicana for a true win-win situation. But the attorney had that big ol' ass ...

Rubiks Cube

05-22-05, 02:43

I have finally been able to come up with the time to return to Buenos Aires and will be arriving June 10 for about 2 weeks. I have not been during this time of year can anyone let me know if there is any drop off in the quality or quantity of girls at the various establishments. I am a little nervous so any feedback will be greatly appreciated. I typically spend most my time at Madahos, Solid Gold and the dreaded Black. If anyone is planning on being in BA during that time please feel free to PM me if you like good eating, drinking and girls.

Hunt99

05-22-05, 12:09

Exon123

05-22-05, 14:51

Hunt99

05-22-05, 20:26

I think what Hunt 99 ment to say is theres a highter ratio of Chica's to Mongers in the winter because its the off season for Argentina.

A lot of our European & north American Monger brothers stay home in the summer and are not interested in the cooler Argentine winters to vacation.

IMHO

Exon

Agree! Plus, it's been my experience that girls who would otherwise be off in Mar del Plata or in other holiday places will be in BsAs during their wintertime. June-August is prime mongering season in Argentina.

Daddy Rulz

05-23-05, 21:53

One: I was the companion with Dickhead on the legendary night of 26 street walkers, amazing really. Daddy didn't think there was a thing at Bárbaro on Tres Sargento requiring a return but it is well documented that Brother Dickhead and I have different tastes in chicas so that's mis .02. Exedra had more hookers of all shapes and sizes that night then I have ever seen there before.

Two: Winter time mongering,

Upside: less hombres and the rent still needs to be paid so it's more often that your in a target rich environment with little to no serious compitition.

Downside: less hombres and the rent still needs to be paid so it's more often that your in a target rich environment with little to no serious compitition. They have this wierd latino (gender is correct because it's not just the chicas but kind of universal) economic theory that states when the market declines increase prices to make up for losses from decreased volume. Good deals can be had but it can take effort.

Dickhead

05-23-05, 22:37

Daddy is good people and makes some good points. However, I feel that in the winter season one must pro-actively search for good deals. Too bad I am too lazy to do that. Fortunately earlier that very same day one of my favoritas called me (only favoritas get my phone number, or those rapidly approaching favorita status, whom I call "probies") and after some small talk, admitted that the weekly rent on the aparthotel had to be paid that very same day. I inquired as to the weekly rent and was told it was 70 pesos (she shares with another gal). I then said that I was "muy cansado" and "descargado" and even "vacio" and did not really have much "leche." She then offered to come over and if she could not extract any "leche" she would accept any monetary contribution I cared to offer, but that if leche was extracted 70 p would be appropriate. This seemed to be a no-lose situation for me and she came right over and was actually able to extract said leche quite rapidly, leading me to give her 80 p; a Toro Rojo t-shirt; and a ham, cheese, and mushroom omelette.

Bueno.

One Tree Hill

05-23-05, 23:05

The temporary thrill of making roughly $1000 in a day trade today (my first large trade), has been tempered by the envy I have of Dichheads daily forays into the furtile fields of BsAs! Proving yet again that money aint everything! And no - OTH isnt rich, amazing what one can do with $25K, a margin of 4-1 and a 1% uptick on a S&P 5 star stock! Thank God it didnt go down! No risk, no reward. One down 999,000 to go!

Jaimito Cartero

05-24-05, 02:32

a Toro Rojo t-shirt

Rosa Maria seemed a little bummed she didn't get a Toro Rojo T-shirt when I saw her my last night.

Dickhead

05-24-05, 11:46

The next time I fuck her I will give her one, although I don't have size extra midget. But today I am going to fuck Cele, formerly of 1707, and she will get a shirt also. I just post that so Stowe can eat his heart out. Plus I know Stormy and Mickey, who gave me about ten extra shirts, are deeply concerned that they go only to qualified recipients. And Cele and Rosie are highly qualified.

Jaimito Cartero

05-24-05, 15:49

The next time I fuck her I will give her one, although I don't have size extra midget.

Oh, I think she would look good in anything, or nothing. Give her some chunky peanut butter and she'll be your slave for the evening (Plus 135 pesos, of course).

Stormy

05-24-05, 16:25

Yes, Dickhead, please don't be just handing out those valuable t-shirts!
I'm sure that Cele and Rosie are well deserving, though. Perhaps enough fan interest would spark a T-shirt sale at the gift shop at the Mansion. I could bring them down in August. The Mouse has a contract for hundreds more if we need them. You should autograph them to increase the value.

EZE_Amante

05-24-05, 16:46

Note: Place order for El Toro Gordo T shirts.

EZE

Jaimito Cartero

05-24-05, 16:56

This smells of a "branding" war. We'll have the Exon "period" shirts, the Toro Rojo and perhaps a "Jaimito Terrible" shirt. (One of the chicas in the Maipu apartment called me Jaimito Terrible, and I liked the sound of it. I think it was a positive comment. :)

And by the way, I thought the t-shirts were really nicely done. Great graphics, content.

As I'm typing this, my bag that I checked in with Delta in EZE was finally delivered. It's a good think I know to bring all the necessary stuff with me in my carryon, or I'd be SOL. Only 4 days late.

Dickhead

05-24-05, 17:17

I do still happen to have some chunky peanut butter, courtesy of Daddy Rulz. However, ever since the infamous Milanesa Threesome with her and Rafaela, she seems to want a hot meal instead. Good thing I only pay her 125 and not 135 (ha ha Jaimito); that covers the groceries and the odd bocadito or two. She does not eat like a 45 kg chica but more like Refrigerator Perry. I did give her 50 pesos extra on her birthday, though.

We should start a Rosie thread. I bet more WSG mongers have done her than any other chica in BA. I know Mickey, One Tree, Snowbird, Jaimito, Stowe, and three guys I know who don't post have all fucked her. I think maybe El Ricardo too but I can't remember for sure. Shit I think Chica Seeker too.

Jaimito Cartero

05-24-05, 17:39

Good thing I only pay her 125 and not 135 (ha ha Jaimito); that covers the groceries and the odd bocadito or two.

She was trying to get me to pay 200 when the twosome fell through and 150 after that, but I stuck to the 140 (Including taxi money). I'm such a sucker for the "I haven't been taken for 7 days" excuse. But I wasn't going to pay 150.

I don't even pretend to be able to bargain as well as Dickhead. Getting a Catto's chica below 150 for 2 hours is a good enough accomplishment for me.

I have some pictures I could start a Rosa Maria section with, but am unsure about obscurring her face or not.

Mickey Mouse

05-24-05, 18:36

I am glad to see that the "El Toro Rojo" limited edition T-shirts are in high demand. DH has the privelege of giving them to whomever he feels is deserving and who will treat them with honor and respect. It just so happens that the "Master Design" for this near extinct item is nearby, so an increase in supply is possible should DH require it. I do think a small change in design would be appropriate to ensure the retention of value in the initial "limited Editon". How long before the bidding wars begin on E-Bay?

Chica Pricing: I have received a few requests concerning TLNs and Chica pricing in the winter months as compared to other times of year. Historically I have found an increase in "Quality Chica Supply" during the colder months which has resulted in better pricing for Us Mongers.

For example: As many of you know, I like my TLNs because I can get 3 - 4 bangs for my pesos, a minimum of one when we get back to my hotel, another round when I roll over with a "Hard On" after a coule hours of sleep and the "Grand Finale" before she leaves around noon. On my last trip I only paid more than 200p once for a TLN, and that was my choice because of the exceptional time I had. Thank you Cristina!

Now this may not be proper "Sperm Management" according to Exon, but I'm sure you must agree that the "Per Pop Value" is extraordinary and ranks up there close to DH's values. No one will ever equal this man's pricing!

Bottom line: It's all "Supply and Demand": Colder months = more women (less men etc) and better value; Warmer months = fewer ladies (more men, vacations etc) and slightly higher pricing. Now a discussion of the Quality can begin.

So, to all of you who have PM'd me; take your time, don't be too anxious and don't be afraid to kick them out because there are 100 others willing to take their place.

Just this Mouse's Opinion

Dickhead

05-24-05, 18:39

Well Cele had to cancel. She says her husband is leaving for twenty days tomorrow but tonight for some strange reason he wants her home. She was very apologetic and said she would make it up to me tomorrow. I just appreciate that she called, unlike a certain former favorita never did.

Guess I'll have to jerk off. Oh, wait a minute; I'm not in the US. Heads it's Suipacha, tails it's Maipú.

Dickhead

05-24-05, 23:53

Guiller

05-25-05, 11:33

So I went to Maipú 429 and the black madam was very happy to see me as were Mónica and Valeria. I selected Mónica but then I asked the madam if she would be available and she said yes. I said I needed a rubia today but that next time it would be she and I.

Then she said "you know Toro it is now 150 la hora and 100 la media hora." I said that could never be. She said "but if you take two chicas it is just 200 la hora for both." I said ridiculo, tontería, no puede ser, me voy. She said OK please wait until the guy in the lobby leaves. I was fairly pissed so I grabbed the bottle of Teacher's scotch and had a healthy pull.

So then when she comes back to let me out she says maybe next time. I said ain't gonna BE no next time and plus I will tell all my amigos to avoid this place. She says okay, let me make a phone call and see what we can do, but you can see we are really busy and that is because everyone knows we have the best girls. I said your girls are very good but I will never pay 150 cuz I have lots of great girls in my stable too. She says OK but can you wait outside ten minutes and then ring the bell again, and "yo lo hago por cien."

So I waited 15 minutes and came back and got a beer and had to wait maybe another 15 minutes before Valeria vacated the room. She came out with a strange, confused look and I said, "You need me to wait in the kitchen, right?" She was very relieved and I said, "Nací en la noche pero no era anoche" and she laughed like hell.

Anyway I ended up getting Mónica for 100 pesos and it was awesome and I came in her mouth and I told her that was rare which it is. She said she could make me come in her mouth again and I said I doubted it and she sucked for a long time and then rode the snot out of me but I practiced semen management for tomorrow. I would rate Mónica, 25 años y de Ciudad del Este en Paraguay, in the top 10% of all my prostitutes but I will not go back to this privado at 150 pesos.Hi Dickhead:

You are experiencing something that is common in Argentina: inflation. After the huge devaluation of the local currency in December 2001 (the exchange rate with respecto to the US dollar fell to 1/3), people that provide services (like escorts, tourism operators, etc), sell real state and everybody who has an independent activity (lawers, doctors, etc) have been trying to "actualize" (with respect to the US dollar! why?) their income. For example, one of my favorite escorts used to charge me 100 AR in October, 120 in December and 150 now. Another one went from 160 AR in January to 200 now. My income is fixed, though! This is a generalized phenomenon, and I'm pretty sure that many of the members of this forum had already encountered it. There is no easy solution, since this behavior belong to our society's culture ("to be afraid of the uncertain future").

All the best

Dickhead

05-25-05, 15:02

Yeah, but inflation is not 50% per year. They raised their prices 25% last year, from 80 to 100. The independent gals I see haven't raised their prices at all, or even said anything about doing so.

Dickhead

05-25-05, 17:43

I must say that Cele certainly made it up to me. Showed up right on time too. Since today's a holiday all the neighbors were home and she made a hell of a lot of noise. I just showed her out and when I got off the elevator, my drop dead gorgeous next door neighbor was getting on. We are pretty good friends from the gym. All she said, in English, was "You bad boy."

Definitely an ATF. I should add that she works at Madaho's so all you Madaho's fans can think about that when you are paying 300 pesos plus cover plus ridiculous drink prices and I am fucking her to death for 110-120 pesos. I do offer her a gaseosa at a potential cost of 99 centavos but she seldom accepts.

Member #1164

05-26-05, 10:36

Anyone got a pic of this Cele they could post would love to see what she looks like and also anyone know if Melani of AV is ever gonna come back to BS?

Dickhead

05-26-05, 14:14

Here is Cele. Her hair is now dyed dark brown, rather than being dyed blond. She SAYS her natural color is a medium brown but I have never seen that. Her pussy is shaved but her eyebrows look pretty dark to me. Of course that could be fake too.

The tits and ass, though, are 100% natural, made in Paraguay. She is from Jaguaró, which means "sitting dog" in Guaraní. I'm not sure if I am spelling the name of the town right, though.

If anybody wants her phone number, tough shit.

Wally Foot

05-26-05, 16:14

DH
The fee for posting one of MY photos of Cele? - Her phone number!

I had the pleasure of Cele's company a few times last July, as you can all read in the archives. I first encountered her in Santa Fe 1707 and then had several outcalls, including one with her lovely little friend Paola. (Again, read the reports.) I posted a number of photos, with face obscured, but as she has since appeared on Sensual Baires in her glory, though she is not on the site at present, I don't think there is any harm in posting a few unaltered pictures here.

She really is a treasure, and as I will be in BA for most of July I do hope you are generous with the phone number, DH.

And incidentally, if one or two of you want to contact me with a view to a night's mongering, please get in touch. I will use Roxana's services - I am preparing my shopping list - but I would consider a trip or two to some of the clubs if I had an experienced Squadron Leader.
Meanwhile I have attached a few more pictures of Cele to whet your appetites, and to keep mine keen.

Dickhead

05-26-05, 16:31

And I personally think she is much prettier as a brunette. That's a great picture of her smiling face, though.

Perfect teeth.
Big tits.
Does not smoke.
Nice manners; not a homey from the 'hood.
Big tits.
Punctual.
Highly orgasmic.
Gives a great blow job.
Not demanding or whiny or anything.
Reasonably priced (never even discussed price and she never looks at the money).
BIG tits.

Only down side is talking about her husband too much. Oh yeah, she has big tits, too.

But gosh darn it if I can find that phone number. Seems to have vanished. I think it starts with 15 though.

Wally Foot

05-26-05, 16:40

DH
You are absolutely right - big FIRM tits - now have you remembered any more of that number?

Dickhead

05-26-05, 17:26

No but I remember that when you suck on those big FIRM tits those nice BIG nipples get mighty hard. Maybe after a few beers on your expense account I could begin to remember SOME of that number. I think 15 and then either a 4 or maybe a 5.

Oh yeah and no God damn tattoos either.

Wally Foot

05-26-05, 17:57

Right - a few beers for the number. That seems like a good deal to me!
Best wishes, DH, see you soon. (And another photo to remind you what I am missing.)

Flexible Horn

05-27-05, 05:11

Celeste seems to be the flavour of the month so here's a few pictures taken in March 2004, some I may of downloaded before, still who care's.
Flexable Horn longing to return to paradise

Exon123

05-27-05, 17:09

Flexible horn,

Those are very naughty pictures you took of Celeste and you should be ashamed of yourself, you Limie Bloke, bad boy.

Although its nice to know your keeping up with events in Buenos Aires.

Good to hear from you Mate

Exon

Dickhead

05-28-05, 04:34

After dinner, went to Deep Blue on Ayacucho for some pool. We weren't really looking for any more pussy but after seeing all those cute amateurs in there, we felt the itch and went to Jaz. Plenty of talent there but my partner wanted morochas and ended up with a rubia and by the time I realized his preference, couldn't rectify the situation. So we left for Ness where the Savage Beast was the only thing worth having and I should have taken here then and there but we went to Catto's and again we ended up with the wrong girls and should have switched but instead went back to Jaz but our targets had left. I then flipped a coin; tails I go back and grab the Beast and heads I grab the last of the whoresome foursome from Florida and Paraguay that I had not yet tried, Romina. Heads it was.

She has been giving me the hard sell for two years. In the cab, no affection = strike one. In the apartment, she says she is not going to take her top off because she is still breast feeding = strike two. No, no kissing because she has an infected molar. Ok, this ain't gonna work. Oh no toro I will chupate muy fuerte. Nah, I don't think so. Why would you do that if you have an infected molar? Well, I will do it with a condom. OK, you are gone and here is 10 pesos for taxi. What do you mean? All the girls use condoms for BJs.

No, they don't. Chau. No hard feelings.

Daddy Rulz

05-28-05, 11:57

She was the hottest of the foursome but not as hot as Catto Romina and she will wash your balls in the bidet before extracting what letche you may have. Was any price discussed with SW Romina? How did she take the news of her expulsion from paradise?

Dickhead

05-28-05, 12:36

Actually I think Mélani is the hottest but I know you like 'em thin. Any and all of those girls I give 100 although they might take less. Mélani I offered 80 and she wouldn't take it. Romina was fine with her ejection, just took her 10 peso "cab" money and started walking back downtown. She said "Don't be mad" and I said I wasn't, and I wasn't. She can't help it if she's lactating (she had disclosed that) and she has the right not give a BBBJ. I, on the other hand, have the right not to part with 100 pesos for such limited contact. BTW she had asked for the money up front and I had said no. You can imagine how things would have worked out had I already paid her.

Moral of the story is, never pay up front.

Hunt99

05-28-05, 14:07

After dinner, went to Deep Blue on Ayacucho for some pool.

Here's a tip for you cheap bastards out there: Many hotels in Microcentro have a brochure rack with business-card sized brochures available for restaurants, attractions, and stores. One which I retrieved for Deep Blue promised a "free beer" with said coupon. Which coupon was sitting safely on my hotel desk when I walked in the door of Deep Blue for a drink a few nights back.

Hunt99

05-28-05, 14:10

Celeste seems to be the flavour of the month so here's a few pictures taken in March 2004, some I may of downloaded before, still who care's.
Flexable Horn longing to return to paradise

What? No Tottenham Hotspurs jersey? Just some photos of a nude woman. Sheesh!

EZE_Amante

05-29-05, 11:34

I hit the ground sort of limping yesterday rather than running, but it all worked out in the end so to speak. My flights sucked! I came from Chicago this time instead of D.C., and the weather was bad, so the flight was a little bumpy. United has started charging $5 for drinks since I was here last (one of the signs of the apocolypse I'm sure). The plane was only half full but it was still cramped in economy, I knew I should have spent the miles for an upgrade. Oh well live and learn (or remain stupid). Anyway, I rented apartment C from BA Rent, which is a little small but nice. I paid for the premium package, so the ride from the airport was paid for in advance, and to my pleasant surprise, Ana Luna was there to pick me up. She is absolutely prettier in person than in her photos. Nice ride, good conversation, but I wish she was on the program. That would have been a nice way to start the trip off. But alas no. At the apartment Rugerro tried to no avail to hook up the wifi, he just arrived to try again. I got a solid hour and a half sleep, then went to dinner with a friend and his novia at a relatively new buffet style restaurant in Puerto Madero called Portenos (can't get my Spanish characters working this morning, if someone can help drop me a PM). Then, it was off to the triangle. I went to Hook first, and talked with a few promising prospects, and then went accross the street to Ness. I ordered a bottle of water, and turned around and voila... Lorena was there. I had a good session with her last year, so one drink and we were off. Lorena is probably the homeliest girl in Ness but she is thin and friendly, and loves to fuck (which she does quite well). We got to the apartment at midnight, and she left a half hour ago. She actually helped pay for the taxi because I was short on change. Money was never mentioned, but I gave her 170p regalito this morning, and sent her on her way.

I'm off to the mansion this afternoon to watch the race and hang with el jefe. More to follow.

EZE :)

Edited In: Oh yeah, forgot to mention that with Lorena there were three shots on goal, including relieving the morning wood, and all the usual positions and activities (we didn't invent anything new for the revised kama sutra, but nice anyway). And, I got a nasty little surprise this morning... one of Exon's period episodes. Oh well, I was done anyway. Total spent: 200p including chica drink, plus 4p for the taxi last night.

Dickhead

05-29-05, 13:46

Lorena? With all the curly reddish hair? The homeliest girl in Ness? Wow. Or is there another Lorena?

EZE_Amante

05-29-05, 20:45

Yep, that is the one. I'm guessing one of the homeliest girls in all of South America, but I like her anyway. It must be the soft natural red hair that gets to me. I suppose it could be her body, but no, probably the hair.

EZE :)

Dickhead

05-29-05, 21:46

All right, I should have known you were pulling my dick. But don't let her stick her chewing gum on your wall cuz it takes the paint off.

EZE_Amante

05-29-05, 22:12

Señor Cabeza,

My walls are ok, but I noticed there is a big chunk out of the bedpost. Also, I seem to have misplaced my left nipple and the tip of my tongue. She is a lot of fun.

For the Forum,
I just returned from the mansion where I spent an excellent afternoon. What a place, those gentlemen are definitely living large, I highly recommend paying a visit while you're in town. Huge high ceilinged rooms throughout, good eats, and good people. Vincente Lopez is a very nice neighborhood with many large houses. A little off the beaten path, but easy enough to get to with the directions Jackson has posted. It was a nice, laid back afternoon, less than a dozen people, and a few cute chicas. Of course the only one I was interested in already had a date, but no importa. Maybe some other time.

Tonight, I'm starting at the triangle again, but targeting new providers. Somehow, I think I might just score.

Later,

EZE

HappyGoLucky

05-30-05, 12:36

Hunt99

05-30-05, 12:57

Anyone read that Viagra and Cialis can cause blindness?

I always knew that masturbating might, and now Viagra?!

What's this world cumming to??

http://edition.cnn.com/2005/HEALTH/conditions/05/27/viagra.blindness.ap/

I hear that if you masturbate AND use viagra, the blindness is permanent, plus you get hair on the palm of your hand which will always stand on end.

Dickhead

05-30-05, 15:23

I'll just do it until I'm near sighted then.

EZE_Amante

05-30-05, 17:04

My exploits from last night are not really worth reporting, so naturally that is exactly what I'm going to do. My wifi still isn't working, but the cable connection is good, so I'm happy with it. I came home from the mansion, grabbed a beer, and played some online poker. I won enough in 20 minutes to pay for my next two nights out, so again... I was happy. After, I stretched out on my 4ft long couch and got 2 much needed hours of sleep. After waking, I left around 1am for the triangle, not really expecting much, and not much is what I found. However the clubs were open, and the beer was cold. After bouncing between Hook and Cattoos a few times, I took home a closing time 6, average girl for no pre-determined price, had average sex for an average amount of time, and gave her an average peck on the cheek this morning as she left around 9:30. She did get two pops out of me, so she did her job well enough. I pressed 150p into her hand this morning and she accepted so it must have been enough. All in all forgettable, except the closing time 6 turned into a morning light 4, but she was very sweet, and beat the hell out of masturbating. Hell, I'm nearsighted already.

More to follow,

EZE :)

Moore

05-31-05, 01:37

From today´s (30-May-05) Clarin, the current monthly salaries (in Pesos) in Argentina are:

24% Under $500
30% $501 to $800
20% $801 to $1,200
15% $1,201 to $2,000
11% over $2,000

If you have a monthly income over $1,200 = US$ 400 (approx) then you earn more than 85% of Argentines (registered Argentines that is; the unregistered majority surely make a lot less). Keep that in mind when haggling over prices with chicas! (and restaurants, taxis, hotels, apartments...)

EZE_Amante

05-31-05, 12:30

I met with Dickhead and El Ricardo (who I had met previously at one of the Thanksgiving dinners) last night for dinner at Jose Luis on Quintana. Good people, and a nice seafood restaurant. We opted for the grilled special which is advertised to feed two people, but fed all three of us with food left over. I will defer to Dickhead for an expert opinion. After dinner we decided to head to NEB. The lesbian show is still a treat no matter how many times I see it, and the tall brunette dancer is one of the best I've seen. We discussed the increase in prices and the change in hotels, and all of us decided to look elsewhere. There were a few very pretty girls, but the place is just not the good deal it used to be.

So, we headed to Jaz where señor Head received a VIP welcome. Lots of doable girls and a nice little club. I was targeting a very tall brunette who was dancing nearby, when I was accosted by Andrea, a 26 year old cutie who was super affectionate in the club and moved quite well on the dance floor. Lots of kissing and rubbing made up my mind. Me being a tourist, she quoted 200p and I just shook my head so she quickly dropped to 150 and I said vamonos. No cover, drinks 12p?, chica drink 30p. Back at my place, I really didn't think she would get me off after popping 6 times in 2 days with little sleep, but what a little trooper she was. BBBJ, then covered, then she rode me cowgirl, hard, for a good hour and milked that leche right out of me. I need to bring one of these chicas back to the states with me, because I'm sure I lost at least 5 lbs in that hour. She only hung around for 15 minutes or so after, so it felt like a quickie, but after two TLN's in a row, I was ready to sleep alone. I gave her 10p extra for the 5p taxi to the club.

In all a good night, and it was great to finally meet one of the best posters on the forum. And, at dinner we discovered that El Ricardo is staying in the apartment next to mine. It's nice to know if one of my chicas gets a little too loud my neighbor will understand.

All for now,

EZE :)

Dickhead

05-31-05, 16:20

"No cover, drinks 12p?"

15, unfortunately.

Exon123

05-31-05, 17:57

You will learn in time that proper Sperm Management is the only way to go.

Exon

EZE_Amante

05-31-05, 20:51

Maybe, but I think I went to the Mickey Mouse school of mongering in which when you have limited time, you do as many and as often as possible. Somebody recently told me that cumming is overated, it just means that the sex is finished. I love banging etc. these girls, and I intend to make the most of the 6 days I have left. If it kills me, I die with a smile :)

EZE

Stowe

06-01-05, 01:36

I agree with EZE. When I am there, I do 2 chicas a day and try to cum three times with each. I say try because I often only ignite twice.

But as a girlfriend once said to me when I kept trying to fuck when the leche was gone 'You may not have stayed long, but at least you got in the front (or back) door'.

Since I don't live there, I need to fuck as many as possible regardless if the sperm is cooperating or not.

Suerte,
Stowe

Jaimito Cartero

06-01-05, 04:51

Dickhead

06-01-05, 09:04

My afternoon appointment with Jhana resulted in a no-show which amazed me about 2%. I thought I would go into Exon mode and manage my semen for Cele tomorrow (today) but was coaxed against my better judgement (of which little remains after over a year here) into foraying out into the savory streets of Buenos Aires.

Armed with two commemorative Toro Rojo t-shirts, I began at Catto's. On my way over there I saw Exon's German sweetheart from Exedra, engaged in counseling some younger (like 50 or so) street walkers. Tons of chicas there but very few familiar ones. Pancho is running them off in droves. Quantity > quality. After a lull, Rosie appeared and got her t-shirt. I bought her a drink and was treated to her latest story of how her doctor told her to quit drinking (note to self: avoid doctors) due to some stomach problems (she sure doesn't seem to have stomach problems when eating at my place). Said it had been 13 days and that she further had not smoked in that time and hoped to quit for good. I told her if she could quit smoking I would see her a lot more regularly, another Dickhead incentive plan. Prior to leaving I gave another Toro t-shirt to Alejandra, who was also in my bed with Rosie on my birthday. This led to a smolder in Rosie's eyes entirely consistent with her Germanic heritage.

My wing man arrived and ran a gauntlet of fuglies until we left for Jaz, passing the famous María en route, who appeared to be on a mission of some kind, rapidly heading west on Paraguay, alone. Upon reaching Reconquista I saw and exchanged traditional Argentinean kisses with Fabián who was recently fired from Catto's. In Jaz we had a lot fewer women than on the previous visit. There was the ubiquitous Formosa pile, the relentless Lourdes, the preternaturally jealous Daniela, and the good natured Méxican favorita whom I had thoroughly debauched the previous evening.

Wing man was immediately approached by his conquest of the previous evening, who took some time and maintenance to be disengaged. Lugubriously, he said, "See, that's what I try to avoid, going to the same place two nights in a row and running into the chica I pulled the night before." "Really?" I replied. "I love doing that, pulling another chica out right under their nose, and showing them where they stand." I had the perfect opportunity to do that since both of my last two pulls were there, one right next to me and steaming so hard that fumes were pouring out of her ears.

At this point a big titted morocha arrived. "¿De donde sos?" she inquired. "De acá," I replied. She expressed some doubt about that and we established that she was from Santiago de Chile and had only been here a month, making me undoubtedly the more Porteño of the two. Unsolicited kissing then took place. She had a nice smile and was a good kisser and had big tits. I thought I would buy her a drink and do some further exploration, and possibly fuck her if the price was right and the tits were real.

Careful investigation and verbal inquiry both confirmed the veracity of the tits, while the ass was firm and yielded only slightly to the touch. Kissing progressed nicely, although not to the tonsil scouring standards of the Méxicana of the previous evening. I whispered an initial offer of 125, she made a reasonable counter of 130 to save face, and we exited into a misty Buenos Aires evening.

Very affectionate in the cab. Upon arriving and unwrapping the package I discovered a slight belly, some leg stubble, and really nice juicy melons. Plus the pussy had all its hair, not even shaved at the top, which to me is nice. Don't fuck with mother nature. After a long make out session, she suggested putting on a condom and fucking. I, being the gentleman that I am, in turn suggested that she suck my cock, which she did with alacrity and without a condom. This led to a situation where I licked her clitoris, labia, and fourchette until she had one strong orgasm. That led to her wrapping her thighs around my neck in an aggressive choke hold and wringing out another one. I have been having neck problems lately and was barely able to endure this.

Eventually we proceeded to intercourse with a condom and here is where the unfortunate issue arose: VLP or Very Loose Pussy. It was enjoyable having my tongue down her throat and her tits in my hand but it just was not going to lead to anything. This being the sort of thing you don't want to mention, after an appropriate interval I withdrew, removed the condom, lubricated the area between her tits, and jizzed all over her neck and chin. Bueno.

She then slept until 7 AM, very cuddly, lots of contact, light snoring. I rate this one a 6 in looks, a perfect 10 in attitude, and an 8 in performance. WIR? No, because the pussy is just too loose. That shows you how shallow I am. A really, really great gal though. I guess I would see her again if I were ever backed up enough to come in her mouth.

Hunt99

06-01-05, 11:23

Now that Seismo is back in the US, I can laugh at him, like he did to me when I was back in sex prision.

I'd like to give a big thanks to him for his reports, in particular the apartment ones. It's always nice to have some different input, and he seemed to go off the beaten track a bit, which works for me. :)

Jaimito, unless I'm mistaken he's not back in the States, at least not permanently. He lives large in Lima, doesn't he? As I recall he has helped many a visiting monger in Peru with good G-2.

EZE_Amante

06-01-05, 12:39

After watching my compadre ride off into the sunset with his latest filly in tow, I thought to myself "Mav, get back in there!!! Engage!!!". Because there is a tall blonde in there with a seriously pretty face that needs my help I'm sure. But I glanced accross the street and saw the familiar Cutty Sark sign beckoning to me, so off I went. Julio was firmly entrenched at his assigned post behind the bar, so all was as it should be. He greeted me like a long lost brother, this guy knows his business. I sat down and had a drink, and he and I discussed the state of Argentina in general and lots of other stuff. He has taken to wearing glasses full time since last I saw him, and he now speaks much more English than when we first met. While talking, I fended off a stream of pretty horrid looking women. There was one very cute young morocha, but she was occupied with a local when I came in, and still was when I left. I think I prefer this place the way it used to be, when they were open for the business crowd in the afternoon, and the chicas would not approach unless you beckoned for them. Then, if you didn't see anything you liked, you could enjoy a good whiskey from their more than adequate selection in peace. The final straw for me was when Carolina, pretty face but painfully thin, clung to me giving me her story of needing to pay her rent in the morning or she and her 4 (countem) sons would be out in the street. I feel sorry for her if it's true, but there are a million stories like hers in the river city, and I would not be her savior. So I disengaged once again, said goodbye to Julio, and decided to call it a night.

Back in my apartment at around 3am, I still had the urge for some company, so I perused my list of internet chicas and found one, Jordana of 906090 Modelos, that advertised as working the overnight shift. I placed the call, and she was delivered to my door within a half hour. Very pretty girl, friendly, tight little body and absolutely no titties whatsoever. She has very good oral skills, and fucks pretty well, but the oral was covered and there was no way I could complete (probably due to the extra strong drink like a tripple that Julio prepared for me). Still, it was a treat to watch that pretty little mouth working very hard to please me for an hour.

The price was steep, 200p per hora, no propina, and 10p for taxi. She works out of an apartment in Belgrano, but she claims that none of the girls will do oral sin presertivo, so I won't visit. The address is: Amenabar y Olagabal 2313, piso 1, apt 2, Phone: 4706-3504. Attached are a couple photos I got from the website.

EZE :)

Jaimito Cartero

06-01-05, 14:45

Jaimito, unless I'm mistaken he's not back in the States, at least not permanently. He lives large in Lima, doesn't he? As I recall he has helped many a visiting monger in Peru with good G-2.

Nope, Hunt99. You're confusing people.

Jaimito Cartero

06-01-05, 14:51

I bought her a drink and was treated to her latest story of how her doctor told her to quit drinking (note to self: avoid doctors) due to some stomach problems (she sure doesn't seem to have stomach problems when eating at my place). Said it had been 13 days and that she further had not smoked in that time and hoped to quit for good.

Well if it had been thirteen days, then I was the last one to fuck her then. I saw her on May 18th. Just think, if I hadn't taken her, then she would have gone 20 days without a salida. I never saw her drink alcohol when she was with me. She *told* me that she smokes a pack every couple of weeks.

She told me that the girls don't get any of the drink money. I don't recall any Dickhead verification on this, though.

Dickhead

06-01-05, 15:09

No, no, no. 13 days without cigarettes or alcohol, not 13 days without a salida. She and other gals have told me they don't get any money from the drinks but I still don't believe it.

A pack every couple of weeks, my ass.

EZE_Amante

06-01-05, 17:14

I have a new favorite place in the entire world.

Larrea 1072, report under that thread.

EZE :)

Exon123

06-01-05, 20:17

Please get the board some pictures of this new find

Exon

EZE_Amante

06-01-05, 21:07

Exon,

Read my post under the Larrea thread. You may recall that I left my Kodak digital in a cab we shared going to dinner at La Brigada with an esteemed group of AMA members a few years ago. I'm still kicking myself for that one, it was loaded with 5 days of chica pics and pics of several of the local boiches. The camera I have now I can not lose, because frankly it is too damned expensive to replace, and if I lose it I don't deserve to own one.

EZE

EZE_Amante

06-02-05, 12:26

I had a good time last night at dinner and hanging with friends, but ended up going home alone around 3am, watching a movie, then falling asleep around 5. I attempted to pull the tall blonde Carolina from Jaz, but she stuck to her 200p quote even when I explained that I paid other girls there 150, and that there are several apartments nearby where I can get laid for 100 or less. Hell, she's not even really that pretty. She claims to be 19, but she looks more like 25.

So, having missed my target number of chicas yesterday, I am going to attempt to make up for it today. On my second trip here, I once did 5 chicas in a little over 14 hours, but that was on the first day, included a dupla, and the poor Columbiana that was number 5 worked her little ass off for 2 hours for 80p. Today, I'm only going for 3 purely in the interest of research. I'm starting with the apartments, then I'm having one delivered after the maid leaves, and finally I will pull one of 3 girls I have had an interest in for the past 4 nights.

Wish me luck, I'm going in!

EZE

Jaimito Cartero

06-02-05, 14:26

I'm having one delivered after the maid leaves.

How does the maid look? :)

EZE_Amante

06-02-05, 16:45

Jaimito,

Ha Ha! Fine minds think alike. The regular maid would be worth 20p or so, no thanks. The part time maid looked doable for sure.

Ok, round one goes to... EZE!!! I switched the order around because they are trying to fix the mattress today (see previous post). So, I ordered delivery first, target one successfully acquired. I have an hour or so before heading to the apartments. Tough job but... well, you know.

EZE :)

Jaimito Cartero

06-02-05, 20:03

Ha Ha! Fine minds think alike. The regular maid would be worth 20p or so, no thanks. The part time maid looked doable for sure.

Well if I don't think the girl is on the program, she automatically becomes twice as attractive to me. Heck, look how hard Mickey Mouse works at Catto's for the cashier!

EZE_Amante

06-02-05, 20:43

I went to Suipacha 921 first, where the madam made me wait for 20 minutes in this little 2 sq. ft. kitchenette where they keep the phones. It must have been very busy around 6pm. I was hot, sweaty, and a little steamed by the time she showed me to a room, but at least she gave me a cold Brahma while I waited. A lineup of only 3 chicas, none doable IMO, except maybe the skinny blonde Ximena with all the tats. She's been working there as long as I have been coming to BA, and must be 30 or more. Anyway, I said no thanks, and off to Santa Fe 1707 I went. See my report on the appropriate thread.

The plan for this evening is to let the heat seeking moisture missle recharge until 3am or so, then head to the clubs in search of target 3.

EZE :)

Dickhead

06-06-05, 01:32

Did my visa run to Uruguay, this time Montevideo, where I fucked my first Uruguayan woman. So, upon my return to BA last night I decided to fuck another one, Susy from Ness who can also be found in Catto's at times. Susy is in her early thirties or maybe around 35 and may appear to be a bit overweight. Really, she is not; she is just a strong sturdy woman. OK maybe 10 extra pounds at most but it is all in the right places.

Great tits. I mean really great tits. I munched on 'em and squeezed 'em and titty fucked 'em and pinched 'em and they are 100% natural. Big firm ass. A good kisser. A pleaser. Deep deep deep throat. Tonsil hockey. DATY. Orgasm after orgasm after orgasm. I had such a good time with her that when she whispered in my ear about "la cola" I had to oblige her. Hadn't driven the old dirt road in a long time but I sort of liked it. Still to me it is an aberration.

This gal is squeaky clean and man she can take a lickin' and a dickin' and keep right on fuckin' tickin'. I've known her for a long time and just kind of never got around to her, partly because I thought maybe she was kind of fat. No no. Goes to the gym, very solid. "Built like a brick shithouse" comes to mind.

Money had not been discussed and at the end of about an hour and a half session I proferred 140 pesos which is on the high side for me and she said she always got 150. I said I normally paid 125 and was giving a bonus for superior performance. She reiterated her position and I said 150 was for tourists. She laughed and said she charged "turistas y niños" 300. I said a lot of times I only paid 100 in Ness (true). She said, "Oh yeah? To whom?" and I said well, I don't want to get into names. She considered this and said, "Yes, when they have bills to pay." Anyway she took the money so we will see what happens next time. Maybe I will have to feed her.

One final interesting thing was when we were waiting for a taxi outside my building, a guy came up and asked her for a cigarette. I was going to tell him to fuck off but she gave him the one she had just lit. I said I never gave anything to beggars and that it just created an environment that encouraged people to beg and not work. She pointed across the street to his huge heavy cart, which I had not seen, and said, "He is working." I said, "You are right and I did not realize he was a cartonero; I thought he was just a bum." She said, "These poor cartoneros work all day and sometimes all night and they can't afford luxuries like cigarettes and I just made a hundred and forty (excessive emphasis on the 40) pesos for tonight and I got to sit around and drink and listen to music. In Uruguay poor people have much more dignity than they have here." I would have liked to discuss the history and sociology behind these differences but then a cab pulled up so adios.

A damn good fuck. In the top 10%.

Dickhead

06-06-05, 20:55

Just got back from San Martín 793 #3A and fucked Demy-Pandora who also has many other names but a rose by any other name will still blow you til kingdom come and is a great and enthusiastic kisser with huge firm (I think fake but she says not) tits and a firm ass and a sweet pussy (I ate her which I almost never do with apartment girls). This time they charged me 120 la hora and it was an hour and 20 minutes before the knock and she said okay and then sucked my dick for ten more minutes.

I don't recommend the place, more so than any other place, but only her and if you go bring her a beer. This time the doorman did not ask for my ID but just the number so I made one up and made up a name too. I will say, why go to Santa Fe 1707 and pay 120 plus a tip for BBBJ when this girl will BBBJ you until you bleed out your ears and at least with me allow CIM (but not swallow)? Her body is a 9 or 8.8346 anyway and her face is plenty cute (DSL for sure) and you can come all over her if you want. She is horny, too.

Trento

06-07-05, 22:26

Well, I have to make up for my lousy experience at Sante Fe 1707 (read post in that section) so I am taking Rocio (from Salome) to dinner and will then fuck here in both holes.

She is cute and sweet and just a silly little chunky college girl. 20 yo with 1 kid and in her first yr of school. Great chemistry, completo and pierced tongue means I over look her extra 30 lbs....besides..I likem all kinds of wayz............photos below.Can someone give me contact information for Rocio?

Thank you.

Trent

Trento

06-07-05, 22:34

Hello,

Could someone give me contact informacion on Rocio?

Thank you,

Trento

Dickhead

06-08-05, 17:53

Well, let's see. OTH posted that she works in Salomé, and OTH posted pictures of her. So, I suppose it is vaguely possible that you could contact her at Salomé since you know what she look likes.

Or am I missing something here?

Trento

06-09-05, 04:05

Sorry, I did not mean to impose. If it is an imposition, no problem.

Thank you anyway.

Dickhead

06-09-05, 04:49

Well, I guess 140 pesos is enough because Susy fucked me to death again, and when I said "¿vámonos?" she said fine, and when I gave her 140 at the end of the session, although she did count it, there was no complaining, and she gave me her number, and she wants to be fed. I didn't anal her this time but I did come in her mouth, in case that helps. This gal comes really easy which is a definite ego booster. In fact I would say that anyone who can't make her come needs to work on their game.

She admitted to being older than 32 but did not seem eager to discuss this any further. Hell, maybe she is forty. I will say that although the sessions are long, when they are over she books pretty fast. Fine by me.

CityDude

06-09-05, 09:49

This time, instead of staying in hotel (which I do normally, since I'm into points and rewards) I stayed in one of my colleague's apartment in Liberador Ave. All of a sudden I came to realize that the puntering scene changes a lot because the lasses assume you are a long time resident and are not going to be a push over.

Just a note to the folks: Even non-pros and part time freelancers become a possibility.

Dickhead

06-13-05, 00:05

This may or may not surprise anyone, but there are a lot of women in this town who can really suck dick. One such individual is Patricia who works at Nuevo Estilo, which she, like many locals, calls Pampa. Patricia and I have been trying to hook up on Sundays for a while but one thing or another like her boyfriend or her period (doesn't bother me but she gets really bad cramps, she says) kept preventing us. Finally we got together tonight.

She sucked me for quite a while and it was great and then we fucked, and then I fed her a split pea and lentil stew with pork, potatoes, carrots, celery, onion, garlic, and red wine. No tomatoes this time. Also sautéed zapallito with olive oil and herbs. This put her in a reflective mood and she began asking me numerous questions about her performance, specifically if she was a better than average cock sucker.

"Oh yes, baby; you are a great cock sucker." "Am I the best?" Um um um. "Is Luli (Antonella) better?" Um um um "Baby you are in the top 10% of all the cock suckers in Buenos Aires." "So Luli is better?" um um um homina homina homina "Ok, yes but not by very much." "What do I have to do to catch up?" "Vení y te enseño."

We had a lengthy instructional session. She is already at the expert level so it was master's level type stuff. She seemed to absorb all the material quite well, and also she absorbed all the material quite well. No running and spitting from this one. Also she is very orgasmic. Her pussy has no scent whatsoever and is shaved.

She says her boyfriend knows she works (they don't live together). This never ceases to amaze me. I recommend her if you are at NEB; tell her El Toro Rojo sent you. That place is too fucking expensive nowadays, though. I doubt she'll do you for less than 200.

MoonDog

06-13-05, 18:24

We had a lengthy instructional session. She is already at the expert level so it was master's level type stuff.
DH,

You are too much. I was ROFL at this. Thanks for the story. :)

Moondog

Sportsman

06-13-05, 23:40

We had a lengthy instructional session. She is already at the expert level so it was master's level type stuff.
DH,

Have you considered offering this course of instruction to every working girls in BA? Just imagine, for a small fee, they can learn to be a master C**k sucker. Upon satisfactory completion of the course, issue them a wallet size diploma or certificate of completion they can carry in their purses. So they can prove to be a DH certified master C**K Sucker. Then all mongers in BA will be looking for that credential.

Sportsman

Jaimito Cartero

06-14-05, 00:11

DH,

Just imagine, for a small fee, they can learn to be a master C**k sucker.

Hey, DH is going to be out of a job real quick, so let's make it a larger fee. Say 130 pesos *per* lesson. Goes up to 250 per lesson for Doctoral studies.

I'll stand in line to try out the graduates.

Dickhead

06-14-05, 01:08

The one I had today sucks pretty good too and will even take the goo. Hey, that even rhymes. Jhana (Hannah) who has worked at Catto's, Jaz, Ness, and, as it turns out, for two nights at the notorious Oba Oba which she said was her very first job. Hell of a place to start. Came very close to beating me at pool, too. I gave her 120 pesos and walked her five blocks to the bus stop, where she was touched that I waited with her until the bus came.

Mickey Mouse posted a picture of her snatch one time.

Sportsman

06-14-05, 01:13

Hey, DH is going to be out of a job real quick, so let's make it a larger fee. Say 130 pesos *per* lesson. Goes up to 250 per lesson for Doctoral studies.

I'll stand in line to try out the graduates.
DH gets some extra cash and bbbj's, the girls learn a life long useful skill and get more busniess when they proudly show their credential, and us mongers will gurantee to get quality service.

Dickhead

06-14-05, 02:29

We will implement this certification program as soon as you find me some chicas who are willing to pay me to suck my dick. The ones I know have trouble finding ten pesos to recharge their cell phones, if they haven't pawned them already.

Although, I admit I would give the lessons for free. Occasionally I have jokingly said things like "I made you come three times and I only came once so you owe me 200 pesos" and it hasn't necessarily gone over all that well.

Tonight I made it clear to the chica (Jhana) that since she called me and wanted to get together for drinks, that I would pay for the drinks and nothing more. At the time I was thinking I would not want to fuck her due to having been drained of every drop from my body by Patricia the previous day. Then I was thinking we would go out and have a few drinks and see if we wanted to fuck or not.

Of course, when she got there and I got close to her and smelled her and touched her, we ended up in bed within five minutes. Even so, given the way the evening went down I am 95% sure I could have given her nothing and gotten away with it. That is not my style. I did say, "I want to give you a little gift" instead of my usual "Here is something for your purse ("algo para la cartera")." She asked me to change a two peso note into monedas (coins) for the bus, whereas some chicas would ask for cab fare.

Chicas here are pretty cool, I think. I am not rich by any means and I work hard for my money (well, okay, not really) but if a chica is not greedy or demanding or a pain in the ass I can give her 100-150 pesos with a fair amount of pleasure. And, the greedy, demanding, or PITA ones get put on waivers as the Triple A farm team provides a steady stream of talent.

I am in a particularly good mood tonight. However, I do need to do the right thing and cut the last favorita with a measure of class. How do you tell a chica that she is a really nice person and has always treated you right but you know a whole bunch of other chicas who are better in bed? I guess you feed them one last great dinner and tell them some vague lies.

Anybody have any better ideas?

Daddy Rulz

06-14-05, 03:47

Your the wordsmith, the most read man on this or any other forum yet you can't do this simple thing.

I think St. Charlie said it best, "Your Honor don't pay them for sex, I pay them to leave." If your done be done, tactfully and gracefully for sure but done none the less. It is/was a professional relationship. You and I have spoken of this and I do believe, as you do, it is possible to make a more than clinical connection with the chicas but not one that requires a complicated exit strategy.

Or if all else fails try honesty, it worked to improve the others oral skills. Mi Amor I adore you, I enjoy being with you however you lack in these areas blah blah blah. Personally I think this will get your ass kicked but then again it's not my ass on the line and I could learn from your experiance. I say you should try it. If you avail yourself of the appropriate body armor first.

Jaimito Cartero

06-14-05, 05:43

You could confuse the hell out of her by telling the truth.

You could tell her that you respect her too much to keep fucking her. It would just ruin the image of her in your mind.

If you were leaving town you could always use the, "I"m gay now" or the "The blisters on my penis itch too much to have sex any more".

Dickhead

06-14-05, 12:54

She has a boyfriend now. I guess I could tell her I don't want to mess things up between her and him, like I give a shit.

I'll miss the topless haircuts, though.

Jaimito Cartero

06-14-05, 14:47

She has a boyfriend now. I guess I could tell her I don't want to mess things up between her and him, like I give a shit.

I'll miss the topless haircuts, though.

If your goal is really to educate the chicas, I would kindly tell her that your other chicas are at the graduate level and you have to conserve your leche for them. Leave the door open for entry into her graduate program if she wants to improve herself.

Bandy

06-14-05, 15:25

Guys:

Before this gets totally out of control, may be you should take this discussion under the "Chit Chat" thread. Trip reports, please!

Bandy

Jaimito Cartero

06-14-05, 19:37

Guys:

Before this gets totally out of control, may be you should take this discussion under the "Chit Chat" thread. Trip reports, please!

Bandy

If how to train chicas isn't under a trip report, then I must be going off the deep end. It's a wild trip. She's likely to come after him and cut something off. :)

Lunico

06-14-05, 23:06

How can u spot an Argentine undercover policeman? He has a t-shirt with the title line on the back. Today was a day of a protest at El Congresso where im staying. I took some pictures of the protestors and this man approaches me and in a manner of authority asks me what im doing (he got my attention by calling me "boy" in spanish even though im older then he). I told him i was on vacation. He asks where im from, i told him the US. He asks for ID, I show him my drivers license. He looks at it and motions at me with my head to beat it out of there, so i did.

I then walked to Bar Iberia for a "desayuno americano" scrambled eggs, bacon and cafe con leche. It was delicious. Went to the cyber to check my email and to chronicle my own personal defilement on this board and when i walked out of the cyber i realized i didnt have my camera on me. I went back to the cyber booth, it wasnt there! i ran back to Bar Ibiria and asked the nice waiter who tended to me if he found a camera, he said no. i ran back to the cyber and i was bee-lining for the booth where i had been sitting, the lady who assigns machines calls to me. She asked me if i lost something, i said yes. she asks what, i said a camera in a blue carrying case. and then she hands me my camera which, used, is worth at least 500US.

Happy ending! I love happy endings. Im very impressed with that gesture of someone turning it in and them giving it back to me. 2 points of contact where it could have been lost forever, and so, when my trip is over and i post my pics that countless men will beat-off too, you can thank the good karma of the Argentine people.

Jaimito Cartero

06-14-05, 23:20

Happy ending! I love happy endings. Im very impressed with that gesture of someone turning it in and them giving it back to me. 2 points of contact where it could have been lost forever, and so, when my trip is over and i post my pics that countless men will beat-off too, you can thank the good karma of the Argentine people.

I left my camera in a small restaurant last year, and just as I was about to get into a taxi out front, the waiter came out and gave it to me. This was in a definite non tourist area, and I had eaten a 10 or 12 peso meal. Very friendly, and great when things like that happen.

Dickhead

06-15-05, 00:23

I dropped five centavos on the sidewalk and I can't find it. Bandy Bandy Bandy guys are posting irrelevant bullshit again. Please make them stop.

Lunico

06-15-05, 12:38

DH u love my posts. admit it.

Spassmusssein

06-16-05, 01:16

...in Buenos Aires.
Some folks are doing it "prepotente" and with good, dick-headed words, phrases and invented great stories.
The rest will just remember one of the best, safest and sexiest cities of this funny blue planet.

Dickhead

06-16-05, 01:46

I admit I invented the story about losing the five centavos. Anyone who knows me knows I would still be out there looking for it. Speaking of inventing things, on 31 May you said you had been living here for two years and then suddenly on 5 June it was three years.

Of course only one of your 19 posts even talks about pussy at all but all it says it that you know of some good places but don't want to post them. So, I cordially invite you to kiss my ass.

Jaimito Cartero

06-16-05, 04:36

So, I cordially invite you to kiss my ass.

I thought you were only giving Chica lessons. Beso negro lessons for guys now. These graduates, I will *NOT* be giving pesos to.

EZE_Amante

06-16-05, 14:14

I FOUND 5 centavos on the last day of my trip, and I brought it back to the states with me. I would possibly consider returning it for a Teaching Assistant job, and a cheap place to stay.

EZE :)

Spassmusssein

06-17-05, 10:39

...I'll never compete with your eloquent, elegant elaboratet style...nor the quantitiy of postings, get a life...
btw. living and beeing resident are two things

Daddy Rulz

06-17-05, 13:29

Dissing our beloved Dickhead here and Andres on the Visa board. Not that either one of them needs my help but this guy is an asshole. On top of that his posts have nothing to do with Pussy.

I loved the camera story, I left a $2.99 camera at a cyber one time and that motherfucker was gone before I even paid my 50 centavos. I love the Argentine people but like anywhere a lot of people will for sure steal anything not nailed down. Christ the fences even have their own little section in Once.

Lunico

06-17-05, 18:50

The camera story happened to me in once! i reckon its one extreme from the other! 2 days ago some person in the building im renting in didnt wanna give me access to the door, even though i had a key. Old man blocked the door and said he didnt know me. I had to yell at him in a nice way to get out of my way cause i was standing in the rain with my clean laundry. Theres some of everything in this world. i choose to remember the good.

Hunt99

06-18-05, 19:30

Dickhead

06-18-05, 20:05

Today I did not go to San Martín 793 and did not fuck the luscious Pandora-Demy whose real name is something else. She doesn't suck dick very well for as long as you want, does not kiss, and does not have huge sensitive tits that she loves to have you suck on.

After I finished not having sex with her, I didn't pay her 120 pesos, and then she didn't tell me that she was leaving next week to not go work in another apartment which isn't right off of Nuevo de Julio. After I don't call her next week, I won't get the exact address, which I won't post for the benefit of any other posters who are not assholes and might not be interested in any information I don't have.

EDIT: Pandora's new location posted in the San Martín 793 thread as well as in a new thread for her new location.

Later, I did not buy more Sildenafil at Farmacia Azul which isn't very close to Café Orleans, and I did not notice that the price had gone up slightly to 50 pesos even for 10 x 50mg. However, this Sandoz brand that I did not buy has a score down the middle so is worth a few pesos more, at least to me.

MoonDog

06-18-05, 20:22

One of the more prominent posters on this board related to me the legend that the discoteque Asia de Cuba in Puerto Madero is awash with horny, hot women who might be available either gratis or as a semi-pro. I never got a chance to follow up on his tip on my last trip. Does anybody else have any personal experience or hearsay stories to relate?I do not know about horny or semi-pros, but every time I have been there with a group of people, there is a large number of single, beautiful women. Check it out and report back.

Moondog

Hunt99

06-18-05, 21:02

I do not know about horny or semi-pros, but every time I have been there with a group of people, there is a large number of single, beautiful women. Check it out and report back.

MoondogWe need to find somebody who will not go there and then will tell us what he didn't do. Any nominees, MoonDog? ;)

MoonDog

06-19-05, 02:29

We need to find somebody who will not go there and then will tell us what he didn't do. Any nominees, MoonDog?;)Hunt,.

You lost me on that one. It will be a couple of months before I can visit Asia de Cuba again.

Moondog

Dickhead

06-20-05, 01:43

OK, so I cut the favorita and it went well and I think we will stay good friends. That's part of the issue; we are more good friends than red hot lovers and it's never really been all that hot. We both agreed that the sex went downhill after she found a boy friend and I am truly happy for her. Tonight's session was particularly uninspired on her part so that made it easier to cut her. And, I made her a fine meal which I am sure made it easier to get cut. Thanks go to Jackpot for bringing me the Gulden's Spicy Brown mustard which I used to rail the steaks. Those son of a bitches came out perfectly "a punto" or medium. In fact, if you look up "medium steak" in the dictionary you will see a picture of those two bife de costillo.

No problem at all and she hung around and we cuddled and watched a movie. She gave me a better quality haircut this time and didn't want to take any money for it but I insisted. I just paid her the same as I pay to get my hair cut in the neighborhood plus I felt her up a lot, plus she threw in a shave.

She agrees with another chica's recent assessment that 80% of the chicas in the clubs are on drugs and further said that there are more chicas working to get drug money than there are chicas working out of necessity. I still don't buy that and she is one of those people who thinks that pot is just as bad as coke and that smoking pot "leads to" doing coke. I bet she will be one of the few who actually manages to get out of the life in pretty good shape.

An interesting evening from a sociological standpoint. Below average from a pussy standpoint but after doing both Pandora and Erika yesterday I was basically fucking numb anyway.

One Wing Low

06-20-05, 06:11

She's a cold, nasty, angry ***** that I picked up at Cafe Orleans one night.

This is the type of people that I would try my best to avoid anywhere in the world, left alone paying her to e in may company.

Lewemoc

06-20-05, 14:04

She agrees with another chica's recent assessment that 80% of the chicas in the clubs are on drugs and further said that there are more chicas working to get drug money than there are chicas working out of necessity. I still don't buy that and she is one of those people who thinks that pot is just as bad as coke and that smoking pot "leads to" doing coke. I bet she will be one of the few who actually manages to get out of the life in pretty good shape.

What type of drug are we referring to here? Cocaine or Heroin? While I won't go near either, the second is incredibly destructive, really bad news. From personal experience (a friend I lost). I would hope it is not the latter.

Dickhead

06-20-05, 15:06

Cocaine and marijuana, the latter of which, to me, is not a drug but a medicinal herb. I have heard no mention of heroin but then again I don't know what they call it down here. Street slang for cocaine is "merca" and marijuana is "porro" or "faso"; a joint is "un porrito."

I don't personally believe the 80% number. The first gal is herself a user and they always want to think everyone else is doing it too. The second gal who verified that number is a real straight arrow. I always look for needle tracks and have yet to see any, and the first gal who gave me the 80% number is in coke rehab now. She says she used coke virtually continuously since she was 14 (she says she's 26 now) and never used needles and didn't know anyone who did. For those who don't know, tattoos are freqently used to hide needle marks so if the chica has tats on her arms, legs, hands, or feet, that is a good place to look. A lot of needle users will use the veins on their feet or shoot between their toes. The word for needle is "aguja."

Daddy Rulz

06-21-05, 01:17

I've been with a few hundred chicas there and have never noticed any twitchy jonesing behaviour. I'm sure a lot of them are recreational users, but with the exception of one Orleans girl I didn't fuck I never met anybody that set off my addict radar.

Dickhead

06-22-05, 02:07

As a non-recovering and part-time marijuana fan, let me state that I received a contrasting opinion from tonight's chica, who estimated the "blow ratio" at 25-30%. She said smoking pot is less popular (among hookers) than doing coke but would not hazard a guess as to a percentage since "they can't do it in bathroom because of the smell so if they are doing it, I wouldn't know." Not Argentinean and claims to have never tried coke and says she tried pot a couple of times but "couldn't sleep afterwards." Was very surprised when I told her one of the many things I liked about it was that it helped me sleep.

Of course this could all be bullshit, and she is another one I always thought might be on something, but after our discussion I believe her about 72%. Plus she said she knew some taxistas that could get me some weed, so it was a productive discussion.

Oh yeah; sex was good too. I've done this gal ten times or so. I got a bit of a lecture about why can't I pay her 150 pesos instead of 140 and why can't I give her cab fare. I said 150 was my ceiling and needed to be worked towards and the way to do that was to stick around longer and try for round two. I said I would give her the 5 pesos for the cab to her club but not the 8 pesos she spent getting to my place because she would have to spend that to get to her club whether she came and fucked me first or not. She was OK with that.

Dickhead

06-27-05, 03:41

Had this conversation with the Official Mansion Masseuse:

Me: "Do you want to go to the room with the massage table?"

She: "Do you want a massage?"

Me: "No."

Catalyst

06-27-05, 23:30

My best experiences here were at 1707 Santa Fe. I got charged 75 each time, plus 20 extra for BBBJ, and a couple of girls did CIM for an additional 30 (so the totals were either 125 for CIM or 95 without) the selection was better during the day, before 8pm, but was never awesome. The price is the main attraction here; something to take advantage of if you are in town, but not really something to travel thousands of miles for. I'm not crazy about the format where you are presented with a lineup and have to decide who you want right away. There is no hanging around watching the girls and talking to them. When you are done you can either pick another right away or you leave. On one of my visits the madam said to me bluntly "I work for tips", but I didn't giver her one and I think I did the right thing since none of the others mentioned this.

I went to a few boliches and was seriously disappointed. I paid the 30 entry at Mahados just to see it. There were a few good looking girls, but nothing really stunning and an awful lot of fatties. Few, if any, were worth 300, plus entry, plus drinks, plus hotel (if you don't bring her back to your room) many of the other clubs around recoleta had nothing but fatties and high entry prices. The places where I asked let me look inside to see the girls before paying the entry fee. There are touts and door managers, which are always annoying, but these were much politer and easygoing than just about anywhere else I've seen. One club had a second bar room with padded bench seats against the walls that was not being used that they offered to let me use for a quickie with a girl (who would then charge me less since she would be back in the club soon) for the ridiculous price of 110 pesos. I think this was business that one of the bartenders was doing for himself on the side.

I went to the Suipaca Triangle and liked those clubs a little better. The drink prices weren't bad, so I hung out and had a look. I took a girl from the club next to catto's and it was a pretty bleak experience. I paid her 150 plus a 22 peso drink before she could leave (initially she tried to hit me up for a 45 peso drink and I said no) plus 15 for my drink, plus 45 for a short-time hotel, plus taxis to and from, plus condoms. This totaled almost 250 pesos. The hotel was dark and grim. It reminded me of the short-time hotel in taxi driver. The room was dark and had cheesy roman statues. She demanded to be paid up front and I refused. There was a standoff of some 30 seconds or more and I was afraid this was going to be a deal breaker, but she finally gave in. She kissed, but there was no BJ, not even a covered one. By this time I was into minimizing my losses. This was a quick f--- with a ho.

At some of the clubs there is no sitting by yourself and having a drink. One after another (starting with the ugliest, and some of them are frightening) the girls will approach you and try to close a deal. They will start with the standard "where are you from", what is your name" etc. And you just put in the cassette and answer. Then they give you long flirtatious smiles that you are expected to respond to. When you finally get across the awkward message that you just want to sit by yourself for a moment they will leave you and the next one will approach right away.

Exon123

07-01-05, 12:48

Fucked Carolina again,

Yea I know Ive sworn many times I'd never do her again but I did.

But its not entirely my falt. See Fabiana wasn't fealing well, (she probably had another date) and Maria Paula was working. This will blow your mind but she has a real job in an office somewhere and couldn't perform until after work. So I called her, Carolina) and she drove over to the Manison, no Taxi money, and I Fucked her in the Blue Room for three hours.

The plan was for Silvina to show up and the four of us, Jackson, Silvina, Carolina & myself go out to dinner latter. Well Silvina was late and you know what a Republican Carolina is, she bowed out early saying she had a sick clild at home, (she probably wanted to get back to day job, working the night shift at Catto's)

But the good news is Carolina is interviewing with Silvina to becoming a working girl. I'll keep the board informed.

Exon

MoonDog

07-01-05, 12:53

But the good news is Carolina is interviewing with Silvina to becoming a working girl. I'll keep the board informed.I thought Carolina already had the job of ball washer. Maybe she needs two jobs to make ends meet.:)

Moondog

Dickhead

07-01-05, 14:31

Carolina "The Ball Washer" is not the same as "Exon's Carolina." The former is blond and can be found at Orleans, whereas the latter, a larger morocha, can be found in Catto's. The BW is "Carolina Number Four" at Orleans. There are, or were, eight Carolinas in total at Orleans.

Now if you will excuse me, I have to go fuck Pandora.

MoonDog

07-01-05, 15:00

Carolina "The Ball Washer" is not the same as "Exon's Carolina." The former is blond and can be found at Orleans, whereas the latter, a larger morocha, can be found in Catto's. The BW is "Carolina Number Four" at Orleans. There are, or were, eight Carolinas in total at Orleans.So many Carolina's, so little time.:)

Have fun,

Moondog

Mickey Mouse

07-01-05, 18:37

Maybe I can articulate their (Carolinas) differences a little better since I have spent time with both.

Exon's Carolina is larger in stature, likes to take control, enjoys a little rough housing and works 4 nights a week at Cattos. Most acronyms are on the menu with her and she does take Way Too Much Advantage of Exon's generosity. Bottom line: I'm not a big fan because she uses the crap out of him! You have to learn how to say "No Mas" (kick her to the curb) Exon.

I named Carolina "The Ball Washer" for reasons which will become obvious once you have spent time with her. She is more petite, blonde, talented & adventurous orally and is game for most anythng. She did devolop a bad habit for a while which I think she has now kicked and She can be found at Orleans during the afternoons, Newport at night and at different Cafes around BA on some evenings. I also think the "Ball Washer" enjoys what she does! I have posted photos of this one.

All this talk has me thinking of making a strategic strike,

An Imprisoned Mouse.

Hey JC: any deals going on?

Exon123

07-01-05, 20:45

Nailed the Shit out of Fabiana this afternoon.

I mean we Fucked like there was no tomorrow.

For you Newbies, Fabiana is the girl that I re-decorated her apartment last time I was down. Bought her everything including light fixtures & plants even new paint on the wall & furnture.

Anyway we went to the Horzonte Hotel right by Orlean's Cafe. I didn't want to go but she said its been remolded and was nice.

OK we got the 50 peso room with the Jacusie (fuck it I can spell it but you know with the big tub) We Fucked in the tub, we fucked on the bed & we Fucked in the Fuck chair, which is quite fun I might add.

Correction.

There are two girls.

One is named Carolina, Thats the one I swear I'll never Fuck again but always do. In my view she's gorgeous, about 5' 10" not fat, not skinny and underneath it all we probably like each other so we always Fuck. We've been doing each other for at least two years.

The other one is Caroline, the blond from Cafe Orleans. Everyone I know has Fucked her at least once. The "Ball Washer" as Mouse has named her. She argueably is in the top five in the world for sucking cock & she likes to Fuck. Matter of fact the last time I was at the Horzonte Hotel, (before today with Fabiana) it was with Caroline she sucked me off, that got me hard again and said "You Must Fuck Me So I can get Off". Nice girl.

So Now you have it.

Carolina & Caroline.

Exon

Dickhead

07-01-05, 22:22

Well it is everyone in the world minus one because I have not fucked the ball washer. Nor was I able to fuck Pandora this afternoon. So, when I saw an SW in a falda católica in the doorway of a cheap hotel in Lavalle near Suipacha, I offered her 50 pesos. She said I was European and could pay 50 euros and I said you are wrong, twice. For some reason when Argies hear my Spanish they sometimes think I am German. I have no idea why but it happens a lot. So she took the 50 pesos and blew me and then I said I wanted to come all over her pink sweater so I had to give up ten more for dry cleaning. I think that is fair. I didn't bother to fuck her or to get her name but she was pretty cute.

Then I saw my namesake in Exedra so I got her new phone number but probably won't call her until and unless I need to administer another spanking. Then to Pizza Piola where Sol gets better looking all the time, and I ended up giving her one of the jars of peanut butter that Toledo Guy brought me. Good thing Sportsman brought me some more. Anyway I have to go to SP tomorrow so I did 50 mg of Viagra which I have hardly ever done before (50 mg, that is; normally 25 is plenty) and I am probably going to do something fairly extreme tonight. Those caiparinhas at Piola put dangerous thoughts in my head. I have yellow fever really bad right now for one thing.

Knuckhead

07-03-05, 05:19

Well, DH, if it's any consolation, upon your return to SP your malady could be curred for the small :( sum of only 460 "pesos" at your friendly neighborhood AMP. At least there is SOMETHING possible in SP!

Knuckhead

07-03-05, 05:21

And your humble reporter, Member #3313, has been hard at work. It is sad to admit that since his last set of reports, he has been to Buenos Aires and back once more, without any reporting. In the fine tradition of "better late than never", he WILL one day finish his reports, but for now he will simply bring you up to date on the "current events". A detailed report, although possibly wishful thinking, will be submitted some time later in this century.

Member #3313 arrived Saturday morning after a restful night of sleep, where a "problem" in his seat resulted in an almost horizontal recline and his head being in the lap of the (unfortunately fugly female) passenger behind him. He was met at the airport by Ana the remis driver, who much to the dismay of all of you horny mongers and much to the credit of his Excellency Captain Dave, is still not on the program.

Soon after arriving at his usual mongerpad, Marcos apartments in Recoleta, he had the good fortune of making acquaintance with "Sportsman". Through a series of previous emails, Alexia (formerly Bany and definitely not the original mellon-boobed Alexia) had insisted on being Member #3313's first Chica. The problem was, my friends, that in the fine tradition of playing the role of "jealous Latina chica", she had asked exactly the same from Sportsman! Well, to say that she was utterly shocked to see both of us sitting at the same table would be an understatement. And yes, whoever brown-nosing monger wannabe who at any point may read and translate this report to her, may your passport never see the entry stamp of any foreign country, may you have erectile dysfunction to the "n"th-degree not curable with even 80mg of Cialis, may your wife walk in on you as you finally get your hot babysitter into bed, may you pay $300(US, that is) or more at Black for a mediocre 45-minute sessions with only a CBJ, and finally, the pièce de résistance, may that "oh so hot" chick you picked up in Bangkok turn out to be a ladyboy halfway in the middle of the session and demand a BBBJ from you. Get it? DON'T READ AND TRANSLATE DETAILS FROM THE FORUM TO THE CHICAS! Back to the situation at hand, this 24 year-old-chica was in quite a predicament! To make a very long story short, Sportsman acted as a complete gentialman delaying his gratification, while that horny Member #3313 bastard deliverd his intercontinentally carried ballistic load with precision.

The next appointment, relayed by mission control commander Roxana, was to be Ayi (http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=19396) of Platynum (remeber to pronounce "y" as "zh"). Through a series of unfortunate circumstances most of which were my own damn fault, she arrived almost two hours late. However, I must say that if you like small packages (I do) this chica was completely worth the wait. In a nutshell (pun) this is a small chica with large, soft natural boobs. Her mannerism is just perfect, and Member #3313 had an outstanding GFE session with her, for a stipend of AR$200 plus cab fare.

With Ayi out the door, Member #3313 joined his new found friend Sportsman, and an exquisite dinner in a highly stuffy French restaurant was enjoyed by both for about a third of the price such caliber food would have cost in Sex Prison.

With their stomachs full, their attentions shifted to 5 inches below, and Sportsman retired to his presidential suite to enjoy Bany for TLN. You may ask him how it went tomorrow at the mansion. Member #3313 realized at that point that he was in possession of something of an oddity: a "free" night in B.A. The big head started the thinking process, but unfortunately being within walking distance of the infamous 1707 Santa Fe, the little one soon took over. It turned out for the better, as in less than 20 minutes he was back on Santa Fe with "Paola" in tow. Well, this is not the same small, moracha Paola that myself, Flexible Horn, and countless others had gotten to know. In the "team" that would be Santa Fe, even though the players may be retired their jerseys are not! The new and improved Paola was a much taller girl with ample assets, dark but still blonde hair, and tanned skin. She was quite a delicious package, and just as the old Paola would do, she jumped (this time "down" as opposed to "up") and gave me a kiss on the lips as soon as she entered the room. Houston, we have a winner!

And since there has been some confusion about the "new" pricing scheme on the board, let me assure you that there is none. The price is still solidly 100 Pesos la hora, y nada mas! Well, of course extras still cost the same. Soon we were back at my monger pad, where the candle lit room and the soft "Sting" music had their intended effect on this chica. In a bombshell (pun) this chica is highly recommended. She is an excellent kisser, multi-orgasmic, passionate, highly willing to please, and the only privado chica that Member #3313 kept for a second hour in order to complete a second "round" with.

And as such, Member #3313 is sitting here with his laptop on his lap finishing his report before going to sleep. All in all, 3 chicas and 4 loads: not a bad first night! I hope you enjoyed this synopsis and will excuse the spelling an grammar problems, as I am now just too tired to re-read my own report. And Jackson, may every and any chica you ever meet automatically give you a BBBJ without the mention of a propina if you just remove this damn spelling script. It "un"capitalized your OWN name, and I had to go back and manually capitalize it again. Good night, and see you at the mansion tomorrow.

Member #3313

Jaimito Cartero

07-03-05, 16:09

Hey JC: any deals going on?Not that I've seen in the last week or so.

Jaimito Cartero

07-03-05, 16:11

The other one is Caroline, the blond from Cafe Orleans. Everyone I know has Fucked her at least once. I know you, and I have not fucked her. I did, once, go into Cafe Orleans and look for her, but just *try* asking for another chica in there and everyone says they're Carolina. I didn't know how to say "Ball Washer" in Spanish at the time.

El Chavo

07-03-05, 17:59

JC,

Vos sos la Carolina que lava huevos, <testiculos or cojones>?

Sky Ryder

07-03-05, 18:12

Exon,

I am one the list with J. C. As I too have not engaged in carnal activities with Carolina, lava mi boletas o no.

Oh and J. C. I agree with you and MoonDog about keeping the ***holes out of BsAs, but if seems to me that France is a nice place for them!

Exon123

07-03-05, 20:52

I would let anyone fuck Carolina, well maybe Mickey Mouse, but he wouldn't do her again.

Its Caroline that "Most", (now qualified) everyone I know thats Fucked her.

Moving right along I broke all my own rules last night. Fucked a 22 year old after midnight at the Manison.

Moreover its was a TLN which I never do and Ive been washed out all day on account of it.

Exon never Fucks after midnight, I'm a day person, and Exon doesn't fuck young Chica's. Her name is Marisol and she works out of Hook's down in the Triangle, highly recomemded.

Tomorrow my goal is a hand job at 966 Cordoba from Monica.

Exon

One Wing Low

07-03-05, 22:22

She's a young, pretty, sweet, smiling girl at Envidia. She's one of the 2 prettiest girls there and is very popular. In fact, she has guys waiting for her and hardly has a break all night.

The room upstairs is old and filthy. The sheets are probably there for years without any change. The rate for the girls is only 50 pesos for half hour, the room included.

Christina smiled happily the second time I came to see her and insisted that we spend an hour together for the same price. I came twice, took some photos of her. She was very gracious about granting photos while deadly afraid that her identity may be broadcasted. I had to assure her that the photos were para me. She was so cute, nice and sweet.

I had a good time hanging out at this bar. The local guys were buying beers and pouring out the lives. One guy has a very young and pretty girl friend working in the bar. He just shrugs, "In Argentina, everybody has to work."

Of all countries, Argentina and Argentinians gave me the best times. I will be back soon.

One Tree Hill

07-03-05, 23:18

She's a young, pretty, sweet, smiling girl at Envidia. She's one of the 2 prettiest girls there and is very popular. In fact, she has guys waiting for her and hardly has a break all night.

The room upstairs is old and filthy. The sheets are probably there for years without any change. The rate for the girls is only 50 pesos for half hour, the room included.

Christina smiled happily the second time I came to see her and insisted that we spend an hour together for the same price. I came twice, took some photos of her. She was very gracious about granting photos while deadly afraid that her identity may be broadcasted. I had to assure her that the photos were para me. She was sho nice and sweet.

I had a good time hanging out at this bar. The local guys were buying beers and pouring out the lives. One guy has a very young and pretty girl friend working in the bar. He just shrugs, "In Argentina, everybody has to work."

Of all countries, Argentina and Argentinians gave me the best times. I will be back soon.Just the sized tits I like. More pics?

One Wing Low

07-04-05, 03:35

I can't believe I am suddenly a senior member!

I posted under other nicknames and Captain Jackson probably noticed.

I flew into Bs As trying to make the monthly meeting at the mansion, but missed it due to flight delays. Captain Jackson probably has the best life there is to mankind, hanging around banging the beautiful and gentle Argentinian chicas non-stop, doing charity for the poor children, while selflessly providing services to his horney fellow mongers.

I have a lot of photos from all over the world. I just recently figured out how to edit and post them in this forum.

Here's another pic of sweet Christina at Envidia. There is something in the nature of Argentinian chicas that make me feel safe, wanted, loved, relaxed and fun.

Enough said. I am probably singing to the choir.

Jaimito Cartero

07-04-05, 09:45

Her name is Marisol and she works out of Hook's down in the Triangle, highly recomemded.I fucked a Marisol in Hook a couple of years ago. I think she works there, but she was 26 at the time. If you look at my April 2003 reports (or thereabout) you'll see some pics of her. I doubt this is the same chica, but she was working there a month and a half ago.

Veterano

07-04-05, 21:20

One Wing Low: You say you have figured out how to edit and post photos. Is there a cheat sheet on this you could post?

Thanks, Butts

Hi MB,

It's easy:

1. Select "Post Reply"
2. Scroll down and select "Manage Attachments"
3. Select "Browse" to select and add the individual photos.
4. Select "Upload" to actually transmit them to the server.

Thanks,

Jackson

Jonno

07-05-05, 08:24

Hey guys I want some advice, I got time and money on my hands, I want to know is now a good time of year to visit Argentina. I have never been but the girls look very cute.

Knuckhead

07-05-05, 12:17

Jonno:

Considering the subject matter of this board, I assume your question is in regard to mongering.

As far as mongering is concerned, it is always a good time to visit Argentina and Buenos Aires in specific. The only exception is the period of time between December 15 to January 15.

Member #3313

One Wing Low

07-05-05, 23:41

One Tree Hill

07-06-05, 00:32

Hi Mr. Butt,

The maximum zize pic you can post is 638x638.

Most of my pics are in 1024x1024. I use Microsoft Pcitureit to crop then save to HALF FRAMEs. That would get the size down to about 480x480.

Then go to the Manage Attachment switch as stated by Jackson.Mr. Butt.

Here is link for a free dowwnload of Mihov Image Resizer. I have used this for 2 yrs now.

http://www.mihov.com/sw/en/ir.php

OTH

Veterano

07-06-05, 02:38

Well, not so simple; next time remind me to shoot in small format.

Thanks, Butts

Hi Mr Butts,

I have to disagree with you. The Mihov Image Resizer program is very easy to use. All you have to do is open the program, select the photo on the left side of the program's screen, then select the tab labeled "GIF" on the right side, then select the button labeled "Resize". The program will automatically create a new file with the same file name as your original, with the word "small" as a a prefix to the new file's name. It only takes 5 seconds, and the program does not change your original file.

Thanks,

Jackson

ToledoGuy

07-08-05, 00:40

I just got back from my first trip to Buenos Aires, and I would say that it is a great time to visit. Indeed, the more experienced guys say that things are popping all year long except maybe for the Xmas season. Read up on the Board. Essential advice is provided.

Judd

07-08-05, 04:58

I had similar problems posting my pics since some were in very high megapixels. I downloaded the Mihov and it's a breeze to use. You don't even have to rename the pics as the program adds the word "mini" in front of the cropped photo.

Judd

Guiller

07-08-05, 10:13

Hi Mr. Butt,

The maximum zize pic you can post is 638x638.

Most of my pics are in 1024x1024. I use Microsoft Pcitureit to crop then save to HALF FRAMEs. That would get the size down to about 480x480.

Then go to the Manage Attachment switch as stated by Jackson.Hi all,

On this site one can change image sizing online:

http://www.resize2mail.com/

A page with a listing of the best free image editors for Windows:

http://graphicssoft.about.com/cs/imageediting/tp/freephotoedw.htm

All the best

Judd

07-09-05, 05:40

Skip and go to restaurant section if pics of people having sex offends you. Mr. Butts must have figured it out cuz he just deleted his post. Sometimes you have to upload the pics a couple of times before it actually attaches to your post. Here's some pics of one of my favorite chicas in BA. Used to work at Affaire Recoleta but not anymore.

Judd

Veterano

07-10-05, 00:26

Have figured it out.

Here are some shots of Alexandra from Affaire Recoleta, hope you like them.

Butts

Dickhead

07-13-05, 21:55

I wanted to celebrate my return from Sex Prison yesterday but I was so exhausted I slept all day instead. So today I was more than ready. I hurt my back in the US so I wanted someone light (ruling out Susy) and not too violent (ruling out the Savage Beast). I had my fill of big tits up there so that was not a requirement. Cele is still in Spain and Rosie had a prior commitment so I called Romina from Catto's who is very small and we had sex Pearl Harbor style: I lay there unsuspectingly and she blew me to oblivion. It's good to be back.

ToledoGuy

07-14-05, 00:41

And did the sound of her lips simulate "Tora Tora Tora"?

And was the "To" or the "ra" on the downside or the upside?

Take care of your back, with rest, easy pressure, and neutral warmth: like a female lying on top of you. Symmetrical postures, please!

Stowe

07-14-05, 01:07

Hey DH,

Welcome back. I am sure the chicas of Buenos Aires were wondering where you went and are happy you are back.

Suerte,

Stowe

Dickhead

07-14-05, 20:38

After fucking Pandora in her shitty new location on Carlos Calvo (see report in that section) I proceeded to Pelvi's on Corrientes and caught a fully nude dance by a tall, sexy brunette named Silvina who usually works in the Callao branch. Hell of a body. A new thing was chicas Nippo and Paula swing dancing with customers behind the bar.

Then I went to The Temple bar and had only one Guinness. There was a 35-ish gal reading the Fodor's guide to Argentina in English so I approached her, thinking she was probably American and hostile. No, she was Russian and hostile. I asked her if I could buy her a beer and she said she was a lesbian. I asked her what that had to do with buying her a beer and she said, "Well, if I am not going to sleep with you, do you really want to buy me a beer?" I said, "That is a good point, and no, not really." So I saved a few pesos there.

Salsero Loco

07-15-05, 20:28

Just spent about 12 days in BsAs, exploring everything from Internet girls to massage parlors to boliches. Some parting thoughts.

Rental Apartment.

Quick note here. Stayed in a very nice studio apartment rented by www.barent.com.ar. Great location on a quiet street just a short walk from the action in Recoleta. Cost about $40 a night and included wireless Internet and access to a very cheap laundry service. Would definitely rent from them again.

Internet girls.

I got burned a number of times here, lots of bait and switch and / or misleading pictures and so-so attitudes. A lot of the girls I had planned to see, after viewing escorts websites before my trip, I was unable to reach upon arrival. A number of the girls also only have cell phone numbers, which meant I couldn't call them from my rented apartment and had to walk down to a local call center (locutorio) to contact them—big pain in the ass. After an initial bait-and-switch or two, I was very scrupulous about not contacting girls who don't show their faces. But even that doesn't always work. I contacted one girl from tacosaltos. Com whose face was very clearly visible in the internet pictures, then questioned her on the phone (or her manager, I don't remember) whether the pictures were of the actual girl, whether they were recent, etc. Etc. They assured me that this was the case, and then sent me someone who didn't even come close to resembling the girl in the pictures. Needless to say, I sent her on her way, but was weak in the end and gave her 10 pesos for cab fare.

The girls from escorts-argentina and platynum did seem to be more true to their pictures, but as for attitude you just have to cross your fingers (they're all friendly on the phone before you book them! One real high-point was Julieta form escorts-argentina ("La colita mas hot!") reviewed recommended somewhere by another monger, who was really fantastic in the sack, has a tight beautiful body and wonderful attitude. Ended up giving her a big tip on top of her 150 peso fee I was so grateful.

As a side note, I have come up with a method for evaluating girls internet pictures which has been helpful. Look very carefully for what you are NOT seeing in the pictures. Don't just concentrate on those big luscious breasts and let your mind fill in all the other details with bits and pieces of your favorite super model. For example, if you never see a girls belly in a whole series of pictures, you can be sure there is a problem there. This happened to me with Connie from Escorts-argentina, but I would still recommend her as she was very very sweet and a good performer and only charged 100 pesos plus taxi.

Massage Parlors.

Checked out Paraguay 820 which looks like a completely legitimate spa initially, but will give you the old rub and tug for 70 or 80 pesos. After paying, I was introduced to a few decent looking girls wearing short robes with lingerie underneath. I chose the cutest one to me and got a decent half-hour massage before she asked if I wanted any other options. Sex was available for about 150 pesos extra, a bit pricey on top of the 70 or 80 pesos I had paid already, and since I wasn't all that excited about the girl, I passed.

A few days later I checked out Cordoba 966. The very cute girl—Milagros--who answered the door apologized that she was the only one available, but I was not disappointed at all and went in for the massage without delay. Again, I got a half-hour massage that was pretty good but not great, and since Milagros was wearing normal jeans and a t-shirt the whole time, I spent a lot of time wondering if I had—God forbid!—wandered into a legitimate massage parlour! Fortunately, again about 30 minutes in, Milagros laid out some more menu options (same prices and options as Paraguay 820) and before you know it I was enjoying her tight, perfect 22-year-old body! The total cost was the same as at Paraguay 820 (70 or 80 for the massage plus 150 for sex) which is to say a bit pricey, but I couldn't resist this girl.

Later on, as Milagros and I were wrapping up, I got to meet a few of the other girls who had wandered back in. After meeting them and seeing that they rated only as 5s or 6s in my book, I was even more thankful that the lovely Milagro was the one who opened the door upon my arrival!

Boliches.

I visited Ness, Hook, Cattos, Salome, Jaz and Affaire on various drunken evenings and almost always found myself in Hook at the end of the night, which was always packed with the young little spinners that I tend to go for. I spent 3-4 nights with one beautiful little argentina (I would rate her a solid 9) and she even slept over a few times, not going home until 5pm the next day on one occasion (which, by the way, kept me from making a party at the mansion) In addition to being beautiful, this girl was a total GFE for me with some truly memorable wall-pounding, bed squeaking, collapse in happy sweaty heap sex. Ahh, memories.

As for the other places, I liked the relaxed atmosphere at Ness though there were never many girls there to choose from. Affair has a 30 peso entry that gets you 3 drinks—good deal if you want to commit to the place and do some drinking. I went there on a Sunday and things were slow and I had trouble shaking off a English-speaking girl. Salome, Cattos and Jaz were packed to the ceilings with both attractive and not-so attractive girls the nights I went, but none of them really did it for me so I moved on after a drink or two.

As a final note on this subject, in the past I haven't liked boliche-like places for mongering. I don't like the pressure to buy drinks for the girls, nor do I care for the touts outside pushing little business cards in your face, the pressure to tip everyone from the doorman to the waiter, having to be on guard about being ripped off by the bartender or waiter, nor being out every night until 4am drinking so I can get laid. However, I changed my tune on this in BsAs after visiting the triangle area. The drinks are not too terribly expensive here (15 pesos for a beer for you, 30 or so for a chica) there is no entrance fee and no real pressure to buy drinks for the girls (you just need to buy her one to get her out the door) And the main advantage is that you have more time to check out and talk to the girls, and see if you have some chemistry. I ended up pulling two different girls out of Hook (one of them about 4 times) and another out of Ness, and had great times with all three. Just wish I could find a way to have the same great time at 2 in the afternoon instead of 4am with 8 Heinekens in me!

Apartments.

Only checked out the famous Sante Fe 1707 which had decent quality girls (6-8) the three times I went there. A good value for 100 pesos, especially the time I went with a nice young girl named Camila--who I almost didn't choose as she seemed a little standoffish during the introduction, not usually a good sign. I would have gone back here more had I not met my favorita in Hook, but after sex with her everyone else paled in comparison.

Summary.

Overall, I was very impressed with BsAs. It is a great cosmopolitan city and the mongering possibilities are endless. I only wish I had more time to spend there so that I could have tried my hand at the local non-pros. On such a relatively short trip though, I didn't even bother. I did wander into Kilkenny's one evening for a quick pint and saw a few beauties. If I was living in BsAs I would definitely spend some time exploring there.

Sportsman

07-15-05, 21:34

Salsero Loco,

Enjoyed your report.

All the internet chicas I've been with so far are the ones that have been reviewed in this forum. So far they all have lived up to their reputations. No bait and switch, no sub par performance, and no complain what so ever. They may cost 50 pesos more than others, but in the end it was well worth it. I agree some of the unknown internet chicas are tempting based on their photos. But for the time being I will continue to stick with the list. It will be a while before I have sampled all the recommended internet chicas before I venture out to unknown territory.

I posted a report about Umano Spa on Paraguay 820 in the Massage Parlor threat. My first masseuse Lorena and I did not discuss money at all ahead of time. In the end she asked for 100 pesos for the full service. As noted in my report, I did not have enough money on me. Then she took 70 pesos and seemed happy. I agree 150 pesos on top of 80 pesos entrance fee is steep. I would not have gone for it myself. Which girl did you have?

Again, thanks for the great report.

Sportsman

Dickhead

07-17-05, 05:03

I was going to stay home tonight but some asshole on the floor below me locked two yapping dogs in his or her apartment and left. They have now been barking for fifteen hours straight (seriously). Tomorrow I will buy rat poison to place on the salami slices that will slide conveniently under the door, but in the meantime I had to leave.

Went to Temple Bar and had two Guinness. Many nice looking women there, more so than usual. About 10:15 a party of 100 (no shit) began to arrive so out of there. I wanted to go to Jaz and had hoped to chill at Temple far longer but headed to Exedra to kill time, which is all that place is good for in my opinion. You want to talk about a dog pound. Jesus. Most of the women there looked like they'd been dumped out of a vacuum cleaner bag. I especially liked the Dominican in the dirty, torn jogging suit. Not. Nursed a coffee and headed to Jaz around 11:30. Wanted Eugenia, Sabrina, or Daniela in that approximate order.

Only Sabrina was there and was occupied. Was accosted by a black chick with a huge gut who turned out to be Brazilian and not Dominican as I assumed / suspected but fortunately just then Sabrina's suitor bailed out so I extricated myself from Beer Belly, bought Sabrina a drink, and we bailed.

I remember the first time I did Sabrina, in tandem with Rosa María, I thought she had decent sized tits but it turned out to be all foam. I also remember she sucked like a champ. Neither of those things has changed. Her tits are pretty nice, though, if small. I got her off a couple of times and then she asked me if I wanted to come in her mouth and I said yes, but that I seldom was able to do that. She said I just needed to relax and concentrate. Those seem contradictory to me. But she kept stopping and telling me how much she wanted it, and then looking me right in the eye while bobbing her fake blond head, so finally I grabbed her hair and while her head was bobbin' she kept on gobblin'. Bueno.

Then she said she would like some more cock and I told her she should have said so before I came in her mouth because I didn't know how much more I had to offer her. She said we should just get under the covers and snuggle for a while, then. I put another CD in and we made out and messed around and she started getting kind of violent. I thought I was with the Savage Beast for a minute there. Anyway she got what she wanted although I don't think she came again.

A very good session and I got her number for afternoon fun. She claims she is moving into town soon and will be quitting the boliche within a month to open up a tintoreria and lavanderia in Caballito with a cousin. Yeah, right. Like BA needs more of those. Like you can make good money at 4 pesos a load (I know of one in Caballito that is 3.50, actually, or was last time I was down there) I was going to give her 140 pesos since she stayed two hours and got two loads, but then I stepped on her gum that she threw on the floor so I gave her 130 instead. Fair is fair. Put her in a cab then had a Jameson's at Shamrock. Shamrock has raised its happy hour prices from 4 to 5 but Jameson's is still 7 and the bartenders still have no clue what a shot glass is so that worked out OK.

Andres

07-17-05, 16:57

Guys:

I have some small clues that may be useful for detecting fake photos of Internet ladies.

1) Many pictures are taken in kitchens. Look at the stove. Is it an electric one? So it's fake, since in Argentina people use gas for cooking.

2) Some other pictures are taken in several apartment settings. Look at electric wall outlets. Are they the American-type, the ones you find at home? So it's fake, since wall outlets in Argentina have 2 layouts different of that of the US.

3) Look at the lightning / shading. Does the picture look professional, suitable for Playboy magazine, with a well-balanced play of shadows and shines? So the picture is likely to be fake, specially when the background is very well arranged and matches the girl's apparel (that is, a backgrond made just for that picture set and that could cost a lot of money, more than what a chica can pay)

"say cheese."

Andres

Salsero Loco

07-18-05, 02:03

I forgot to mention in my recent travel report that a girl I pulled out of Ness one night (an argentina named Luna) had mentioned wanting to go to a swinger's club with me. Unfortunately, though very intrigued, I never had a chance to go before leaving the country.

Any of you out there tried one of these places out? I am not much of an exhibitionist, but at the very least it would make a great story!

Dickhead

07-18-05, 15:06

Found it necessary to fuck the Savage Beast for the first time in eight or nine months and so now I am all beat up and bit up and bent out of shape. She has made the migration from Ness to Jaz and has dyed or undyed her hair much closer to brown but still has the same nice ass, small perky tits, and can-do attitude. I asked her why she shaves her pussy and she said, "Because I want to," which encapsulates her overall attitude quite nicely. I think being married to her would be hell and I shudder to think what she was like to have as a teen age daughter.

Dickhead

07-19-05, 04:18

Had a very poor session with Eugenia from Jaz. Did her once from Catto's and it was pretty good and she looked nice so I thought I'd give her a spin. Started giving orders and rushing me and not being GFE at all. Finally said, look it''s been an hour and I have to go be with my sick mother so you need to come. It had been 25 minutes. Gave her 100 pesos and threw her out. Didn't even wait for the cab and told her I would never see her again.

Stupid fucking c un t.

EZE_Amante

07-19-05, 14:59

Ummm while you were with the Beast, did you happen to see my left nipple in her purse, or perhaps made into an earring? The wounds have almost healed from my last marathon with her.

EZE:)

Dickhead

07-19-05, 16:22

I can't really see anything because my upper lip is so swollen and black and blue that it is blocking my eyeballs.

Sky Ryder

07-20-05, 15:21

Buenas noticias!

The Argentine courts yesterday (as reported in the BsAs Herald) said that as long as it is not forced, prostitution is not illegal and is just a business transaction between two people. I really love this place!

Exon123

07-20-05, 16:35

So,

Last night I have dinner after looking at Diego's new apartment with Capt Dave, Diego & Headgames it was Tucson restraunte and quite good.

Dave was headed for New Port to meet a friend and I of course was headed to the Triangle & Hook for guess what? Yea Little Marisol. Fuck You guys its not illeagal to fuck little 22 year olds but it does give me a moral hangover.

Just before we left the Manison the phone rings its "Carolina" the tramp from Catto's I can't seam to get rid of. "Oh mi Amor" she say's "why have I not seen or heard from You'. Cause you a fucking Republican Tramp Golddigger I'm thinking but answer with " You Trabaho at Catto's es Noche" tonight. She answers with "will you come in and take me out Por favor", "Posible", please she say's "Posible" I answer just to get off the phone.

So Headgames & I drop Capt Dave of in Recoleta and head for Hooks in the Triangle.

I walk in and there as many Chica's in there as Ive ever seen. I look & look & look and no Marisol. Finely someone comes up to me and says "No Marisol tonight she's home sick. FUCK I'm thing all the way down here and no Marisol.

OK, I duck into Catto's and the very first girl I see is Carolina. Oh Fuck, ok why not, at least she'll drive and I won't have to buy cab fare home. So I take Carolina back to the Manison Fuck her for an hour and can't even "Finish". Fucking Carolina has become a lot like Wacking Off at home in Sex Prison. OK heres your peso's Caroling and walk her to the door. "I'm sorry I can't stay longer Exon but you only bought me one drink and I have to get back to Catto's because of it". "Had you bought me two drinks I could have stayed all night". I'm thinking "Carolina I bought you one drink for a reason" I want you to leave after I'm done with you. But of course I don't tell her that.

Anyway so its the next day, today and I'm horny as hell for Little Marisol missing her last night because she's sick. OK, Capt. Dave you speak spanish so heres the number call her and get her over here right away Ive got "Wood" big time.

Dave get's her on the phone, lots of talk, talk back and forth in Spanish which I don't understand a word of. He puts me on the phone so Marisol can hear my voice and add creditability to the phone call and the phone go's back to Dave. OK bye, Marisol and hangs up. I'm thinking very good I'm going to be fucked by little Marisol in an hour. WRONG.

Dave looks at me and say's she can't come over she's on her Period. Mother Fucker I'm thinking, PERIODS Again.

So at the mommet I'm waithing for Giselle the House Massuse to come over and give me a hand job.

Exon

JrCastro

07-20-05, 17:14

Stowe

07-21-05, 01:29

Ok Guys,

Planning my next trip and want to pick up some cd's for the ladies to listen to while I fuck them. However, I do not know what the local chicas like.

Can anyone give me some ideas for romantic cd's I can pick up?

Any help is appreciated.

Suerte,

Stowe

Dickhead

07-21-05, 01:46

Suggest Diego Torres. As far as American music goes, my chicas really like mournful female singers such as Margo Timmons (Cowboy Junkies) and Natalie Merchant (10,000 Maniacs and solo releases) The late Luther Vandross has worked well, as have Robert Cray and Chris Isaak. They also seem fond of overt lesbians Melissa Etheridge and Indigo Girls.

Softer music is better for eating pussy whereas for vaginal intercourse you want something with a stronger beat and more bass. For anal sex you are on your own but don't do it with Eugenia from Jaz cuz she squeals like a pig.

Exon123

07-21-05, 20:32

Carolina is due at the Manison at 8:00.

Then its Dinner with DickHead sometime later.

Yes I'm going to fuck Carolina again once more. Reason I'm to lazy to go out and fined something decent to fuck.

We discovered theres take out close by the Manison. By take out what I mean to say is theres an apartment with 6 girls just blocks from the Manison that operate's 24/7 as the girls live in and you can take out or order in. That means they made out call and you do in call or you can do out call and they'll do in call, get it. ----- $70 peso's.

But The Good News is little Marisol will be off her period tomorrow. And I'll be saving up a big load for her, She's due at the Manison at 5:00pm.

Exon

Monger514

07-21-05, 21:01

I walk in and there as many Chica's in there as Ive ever seen. I look & look & look and no Marisol. Finely someone comes up to me and says "No Marisol tonight she's home sick. Exon, that was me that told you that.

JrCastro

07-21-05, 23:21

Exon, that was me that told you that.Just to Clarify Exon.

When you said "The Manison" you really meant "The Mansion" (owned by Capt Dave) I keep getting confused.

Regards

Hi JrCastro,

Just to be clear, The Mansion is "owned" jointly by both Capt Dave and myself.

Thanks,

Jackson

Mickey Mouse

07-22-05, 01:28

JRC,

You have to appreciate the man and understand his writings. Exon has his own way of communicating. I Miss the ......

Please Fuck all my Amogovias, if you can figure out who they are.

A Soon to be Retiring Mouse

JrCastro

07-22-05, 01:51

I surely appreciate the man Mickey!

In fact I wish I could meet him personally during my next trip to Bs As. It is just that as a newbie I'm not used to some of the words usually found on this forum.

Take care.

Judd

07-22-05, 03:39

Latino Stuff:

I have to agree with DH, the chicas love Diego Torres. His "Live MTV Unplugged" cd is a chica favorite, and an all around great listen. A couple of others. Gian Marco "A Tiempo" is excellent though half the songs will put you to sleep (great for airplane trips! Carlos Vives "Rock De Mi Pueblo" is pretty good. Juanes "Un Dia Normal" is a great album but more rock than suave. Carlos Ponce is a no talent hack, but the chicas like him cuz he either is or was a soap opera hunk (latino version of Rick Springfield. Finally, Christian Castro is another little prick popular with the chicas, but haven't heard any of his stuff. His videos seem to always be on LMTV with plenty of close up shots of him crooning into the camera.

American Stuff:

Lifehouse and Goo Goo Dolls seem to be crowd favorites with the chicas I've met. Though I didn't have any of this guys music on my previous trips, I would have to think, Johnny Lang, would be a big hit with the chicas. "Wander This World" is a very cool and soulful album. Hard to believe this dude is only 22? years old!

Your Monger Music Critic,

Judd

Jaimito Cartero

07-22-05, 04:22

A Soon to be Retiring MouseCan we place wagers on this?

Beleriand

07-22-05, 04:45

Or is it Buenos Aires?

Hello dudes,

I usually post my reports as soon as the chica is out the door, but this has been a strange week and I am really wasted (and this has to do with my experiences this week) so here follows the summary of my four nights:

Remember that "weird facts you don't know" mail?

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes (in my next life, I want to be a pig.)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day (I still want to be a pig in my next life. Quality over quantity.)I've felt like a Lion all week. Too tired to even enjoy my o's that much during the last two meetings. But I managed to meet some great girls anyway!

My week started badly though. Add that to my general physical and mental state and I thought I was in for a very bad week.

On Monday night I had scheduled Fanny through Silvina.

http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/showthread.php?t=2241

It seems Silvina had not met the girl yet and so when Fanny arrived I was surprised to find that she was not the same girl from Silvina's link. This Fanny was chubby and not anywhere near as pretty as the girl in the pics.

I had been with worse so I didn't think about making her leave. She did have a great attitude and was GFE, complete service, but there was no nice body as advertised.

I wrote to Silvina and she explained to me that she had gone to Fanny's apartment to collect her commission and was surprised too to see that the girl was not the one portrayed. She apologized and told me that she would pull the ad post.

I don't blame Silvina since I have had a good experience with her services in the past and because I usually stress in my mails to her and Roxana that the girl must absolutely and unequivocally be the girl from the pics, but I didn't do that this time and I take it as an unavoidable fact of our hobby that sometimes this happens. You can always send the girl away if you want.

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On Tuesday I scheduled my ATF from Bs. As.

http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/showpost.php?p=346144&postcount=277
http://www.platynum.com.ar/Entretenimiento/Escorts/Narae/Narae1.htm

She had some kind of problem and arrived 1 hour late. I had begun thinking that my luck was deteriorating further and that she wouldn't show up at all.

Narae is such an angel, thank god. We had a wonderful time. And I am not talking about play only. She is a sweet little woman. Highly recommended for guys looking for something more filling than sex only.

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For the last two nights I asked Roxana to schedule someone for me. I slipped here too since I always stress my price range to her but I didn't do that this time and I ended paying more than my usual limit. I do think these two girls deserved it though. They are probably the only 2 girls that have ALWAYS been on my list of requests to Roxana on my various visits to Bs. As., but had never been able to meet.

This week I met them both! Roxana, as always, provided a flawless service. When she left me a voice mail saying who they were, I thought my luck was finally changing.

First up was Abigail.

http://www.platynum.com.ar/Entretenimiento/Escorts/Abigail/Abigail1.htm
http://www.escortsbaires.com.ar/EscortsArgentina/Girl20/Girl20.htm

She has a very easygoing attitude, fun to be with, a beautiful smile and a naughty sideways look that makes you want to kiss her all over!

She is a bit heavyset but not chubby nor plump. Her enhanced body is just perfect. Full GFE by the way. P$300 for 1.5 hrs.

You have to be careful with the shouting though. I feared I was going to be kicked from the hotel! It was nothing too loud or faked, but it was 2am!

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Today I was pleasantly surprised when I opened the door and saw Libia. A tall, slim, long-legged goddess.

http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1956

She blew me away from the start. We actually spent the first hour just talking about everything! The sex part was above average only, mostly because I was wasted and also because, as Roxana states, she is not fully GFE (though there were some kisses) YMMV as they say. I got no DATY and only a CBJ, but it was like doing it with a brunette Barbie with brains and that was inspiration enough! Her small feet, long legs & neck, small cute breasts, beautiful face. I wish she were here still!

P$300 (Taxi included) for 1.5 hrs.

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I would definitely like to see these girls again (except for Fanny that is) and you wouldn't go wrong by taking them out to dinner or anywhere else since they are so much fun and interesting.

Anyway, I think I have bored you enough with all these words.

Have fun!

B.