2004 Reports - Edited [Archive] - Page 8

Wild Video

10-14-04, 23:14

For all of those that have no clue, save this and you can use to make your posts smaller more clear.

Common terms, acronyms, and what they mean:

AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront.
AMP = Asian Massage Parlor
Asian = rimming = licking anus
Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting
ASP = Adult Service Provider
ATF = all time favorite
BJ = blow job = oral sex = fellatio
BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom
BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion
BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow
BBFS = bare back sex
BBW = big beautiful woman
BLS = ball licking and sucking
BTW = by the way
CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom
CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom
CIM = cum in mouth
CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse.
Cowgirl = girl on top
DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus
DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only)
DDG = drop dead gorgeous
DFK = deep french kissing
DIY = do it yourself
EOM = end of message. No text in message body.
FBSM = full body sensual massage
FKK = Frei Körper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club.
French = BJ
French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion
FS = full service = BJ + Sex
GFE = girlfriend experience
Greek = anal sex, back door
GS = golden shower = urination
HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release
HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven
HWP = height and weight proportionate
IMHO = in my humble opinion
ISO = in search of
Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess.
LE = law enforcement
LK = light kissing
MBR = multiple bell ringing
MILF = mom I'd like to f-ck
Mish = missionary position
Missionary = man on top
MSOG = mulitple shots on goal
OWO = oral without condom
PIV = penis in vagina
PL = Pathetic Loser
PS = Private Show (Dance)
PSE = Porn Star Experience
PV = private viewing (Dance)
RMP = Russian Massage Parlor
ROB = Rip Off *****
Reverse cowgirl = girl on top facing away
Reverse massage = you massage her
Russian = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck
SO = significant other
SOG = shots on goal
SP = Service Provider
Troll = rude and hideous PL
Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum
TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider.
WTF = What the fuck?
XOXO = Kisses & Hugs
YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others.
1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service
411 = seeking information
420 = 4:20 = marijuana

$ = $100
$$ = $200
$$$ = $300
$$$.5 = $350 (get it?)

incall = You go to her place, or a place she designates.
outcall = She comes to your place, home, hotel room.

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Wahoolee

10-14-04, 23:38

Starfe,

Excellent information, Thanks!

Funny, what you call "too skinny", I call "perfect".

Different strokes.... :)

Paul VJK

10-15-04, 00:58

Starfe: Great Report about Area VIP

THANKS

Two Questions: What was the general price range for the Area VIP girls?

Do the girls mostly approximate what they look like in their pictures? I've been burned before.

MagicHat

10-15-04, 02:03

Hi Starfe - quick question - does Melani really look that good in real life? Those are her actual photos?

many thanks

MH.

Starfe

10-15-04, 09:27

MagicHat,
To be honest , she looks better then her photos. The ones she had posted 7 months ago were not as good as todays. I had a very difficult time reaching her in July. I must have called over 30 times in a week. Her phone was full or I could not leave a message. Hope you have better luck

Starfe

Starfe

10-15-04, 09:35

Paul VJK,

I have a standard price I pay for 1 and 1/2 to 2 hours. $100 u.s.
and I have an incentive plan I use also : show up on time and you get an extra $20 u.s. .I hate it when they run late since I book the girls at 3 hour intervals if possible. 1 late girl can kill my day. I have had situations where 1 girl was leaving my room as another was entering. Not good.

I never book the girls, I have the front desk call them and make the appt. They keep a sheet on me so i know when the appt's are during the day. It gets confusing but they always keep me focused as to where I have to be and when. You might say i am a lot like President Bush that way. I always need my hand held . There have been some days where I had 4 appts. That was overkill.

As for the pics, they are always nicer then the girls. Most of the time. Body wise they hold pretty true to form. If you loose anywhere its in the face. I can live with that.

Take a look at my face and you will notice that I always look better in a photo.

Saint

10-15-04, 14:33

I had a very pleasant dinner with Doc Bill, Bambino and Jackson last night in Recoleta. I showed them one of the apartments I bought and will rent out. Afterwards we went to Madahos and the place was packed. I just planned on chatting with this blondie that I spotted the other night. We chatted a while before I bought her a drink. I've found that many girls will chat with you before buying them a drink to see if you have some chemistry. No problems at all. I'm very weak so I ended up sitting down and chatting with her a while and I did end up pulling her out. As for the questions to a minimum price of 300 pesos at Madahos...you can forget it if your Spanish is good. She gave me a toda la noche (all nighter) price of $150 US or a few hours for 200 pesos. I'm not sure if that is the rate that she charges everyone or just gave me a good price because we were hitting it off.

I didn't even try negotiating with her for the 200 peso price. I had a GREAT time with her and she was super GFE and just a great girl. I plan on seeing her this weekend off the clock to go out to lunch or go to a movie.

Anyway, a special thanks again to Doc Bill and Bambino for treating Jackson and I with the dinner. You guys are class acts.

Saint

P.S. I've been working darn hard on my apartment website and I'm proud to say that it's almost done. You can see it at www.apartmentsba.com Both of my apartments will be available to rent very soon and I already have about 15+ apartments on my site. I've also added several properties for sale and anticipate growing this business tremendously in the next few years. PM me and let me know what you think. Thanks fellas.

Dickhead

10-15-04, 16:09

If your attorney kindly lends you 50 pesos so you can have a few more beers and not hit an ATM, that is what you should do: have a few more beers and not hit an ATM. What you should not do is hit an ATM anyway and then pull two women out of Catto's and then drink almost an entire bottle of whiskey with them and then take Viagra and then fuck them both until the sun comes up.

MiddleAgeGuy

10-15-04, 16:43

Melani of Area-VIP;

Regarding Melani, I had written about her as Mariana a couple yrs ago. As said, she is a real goer and knows how to do her job. I have seen her, talked to her, bought her a drink here and there, but not been with her since then. She has been at Black, Madaho and a few months ago at Newport. In truth, she has definately firmed up over these last 2 years and looks better now. Fine memories. It's amazing that thru this rather tough life, she can look better. I do not know for sure, but I would suppose she was not too long at the job a couple yrs ago and now her price has gone up, time has been shortened, along with her increase in popularity by word of mouth, etc.
MAG

L Duke

10-15-04, 19:28

Melani of Area-VIP is also Bibiana of Playtnum and Escortbaires.

I saw her last March. I'm in total agreement with Starfe assessment. She is one of the highligts from my trip. Truely beautiful with a "killer" bod and a winning personality.

I posted a picture of her back in August in the Photo section. Judge for yourself if you think she looks as good as the pictures on the websites.

I booked her through Roxanna. Cost was 150 peso.

Dickhead

10-16-04, 05:12

And then if you are in Catto's and a chica quotes you 200 pesos, do not say, "I might pay 200 pesos for you and your friend" because they will accept that offer and you end up with two mediocre chicas. One was Michaela but not the Michaela I fucked before, and the other one was a Méxicana from Veracruz but in the finest Mickey Mouse tradition I don't remember WTF her name was and in fact had already forgotten it before we got to my place. Both were hard workers but I sort of didn't give a shit about either of them and I should have left with Susana. Anyway this two at a time has got to stop. Last night was fun but tonight was subpar so maybe fucking two chicas two nights in a row is pushing it at my age.

Live and learn.

Bambino

10-16-04, 15:25

Before I get outta here I just wanted to let all you guys know that a virgin trip, or any other for that matter, without hooking up with Jackson, and, or Saint, is a missed opportunity.

These guys are a "hoot". And I think the two of them together was what made it optimal. They walk around like the "mayors" of the city. Chicas saying hello as they walk along. It´s like a freakin´movie.

These guys are blazing a brave trail, and truely living life.

Thanks to you both, and hope to see ya´ll in April, when I return.

Mr Jetsetter

10-16-04, 18:38

Agustina

As a follow-up to Doc Bill's post, I am wondering if anybody has actually seen Agustina of Platynum? She looks absolutely fabulous!

MRLA

10-16-04, 19:14

Just got back home after 8 blissful days in BA. What started off to be a disappointment in quality, I learned that you have to adapt to the beautiful not only physical but also the inner beauty.

After complaining and some of you guys ready to bash me, my buddy and I discovered what the real BA is. Its the attitude and quality of service that the girls gave to us. Even the worst sessions were better than most of my TJ experiences.

My first session from a blond from Madahos with no dfk at $250ar was fair but she was a sweety and it was pretty much a sympathy session.

Next night went to Solid Gold and picked a cute blond skinny, came back to my hotel for $250ar. Gfe, everything good service.

I love the small clubs Catto, Verde, Hook, Cutty, etc...prices are cheaper, quality of girls are pretty good and good variety. took out a couple of girls from Hook....Andrea tall Argentina sits near bar against wall. Called her over quoted $150ar. WoW! bought the required 1 drink and head off to room.

Paid $33ar for room and hell this room was fancier than my room at Etoile. Great service and attitude. When had hard time to nut she yanks off the condom and bbbjtcim. What a treat.

About my 4 day went to Shampoo and was surprised the niceness of this club. Got treated real well by bartender Gabby who got rid of girls that bugged my buddy and I and stopped the girls from ordering the $60ar drink and made them order the $30ar drink. We tipped her $10ar and she gave me 2 oj for free!!.

Found my girlfriend for the week here. First took her out for $300 ar and ended up staying with me for the rest of the week without asking for a penny. I sent her to work at night to get free time while I went out with my buds to chase more girls.

Oh by the way, the Etoile Hotel makes it very uncomforatble bringing girls back late at night. Got in arguement with night clerk about my gf bringing her friend up to the room to watch tv. They said that 2 girls are not allowed in the room at one time.

Avoid this hotel Etoile it is not chica friendly. The girls had to check in at desk and made the girls and I very uncomfortable. After seeing my gf going in and out all day and night with me, the night guys checked her id with a fine tooth comb which pissed me off to no end.

Anyways, thats my story, I'm in love with this city and plan to go back and hopefully for a longterm stay.

Thanks all you guys for all the help and suggestions.

Saint

10-16-04, 19:24

It was great meeting you MRLA. I've always said the Etoile is in a great location but simply would never stay there again. The decor of the rooms suck and the beds are uncomfortable and they have never officially allowed two girls to come up to the room at the same time. More and more hotels are trying to implement this policy too.

That's one of the reasons I think apartments are the better option which has nothing to do with the fact that I rent out apartments. I've always thought a chica feels more at home in an apartment vs. a hotel. You can do whatever you want in the privacy of your own apartment.

Hope to see you again soon.

Saint

El Ricardo

10-16-04, 21:16

Great report MRLA! I'm glad you discovered those additional gems that are available in this wonderful city. Those clubs are great for meeting these ladies and getting to know them a little. There are so many to fall in love with! Also, I think we (meaning me of course) fixate on these internet photos on chicas that we just have to have when we're in the planning phase of the trip, and from there try and force it to fit our fantasies when we're finally there. You just never can tell!
Glad to hear you're planning on returning!
ER

MRLA

10-17-04, 11:37

I highly recommend guys rent a phone once you are there and don't be a cheap fuck like my buddy. I missed tons of opportunities cuz I didn't have a phone and the hotel sucks in getting messages to you.

I missed my ride to airport with Ana cuz the receptionist rang the wrong room and she left.

Screw the Etoile Hotel!

Saint

10-19-04, 03:31

Hi all. I don't normally go out during the week but a good friend of one of my best friends was in town. His first time in BA, so I showed him around. This guy is a Rio veteran so I think the scene disappointed him here as the sex scene is head and shoulders above BA. It didn't help that Madahos and Black suck on Monday nights. I don't usually even bother going out on Mondays here. Plus too busy working now.

Anyway, we went to Madahos and it was dead. We stayed and had a drink and I chatted with my amigo (the waiter, Bobby). He is a really good guy. He told me that several guys are using his name to get in without a cover and he was still ok with it. Just tell him you're a friend of "Santo". He's a real good guy. If he isn't there you can ask for Gabriel who will also let you avoid the cover. Usually I order at least one drink but I have left a few times when it was completely bad. Just make sure if you do decide to stay to actually use one of the two. Either one or the other is always working. On the off night that they aren't, you can ask for Tommy who is also a friendly guy.

We left and went to Black. The quality was also bad. I didn't see any girls that I haven't already seen that I would have pulled out. My new friend was disappointed but I pointed out that during the week it is better. He noticed the same thing in Rio at the high end clubs. They've gone down hill. Many girls left to go work in Mexico and especially Europe.

Still, I recommended a sexy girl I saw before from Paraguay. I told her before she sat down that he was only going to pay $100 US which she quickly agreed. That is pretty much the local price here. I won't pay more than that here and so far I've never had a problem with a girl taking it for a short term session. You can often find out the price they will leave before you waste money on a drink. Why buy a 50-80 peso drink if there is no way she will leave for your maximum?

What you pay here doesn't affect anything in the "monger world" as Black is another world, as I mentioned a hundred times before. Make a mental picture. A rich Argentinean older dude was sitting next to us and was tipping the dancer with 100 peso notes. He gave her 200 pesos just while she was dancing. These are the kind of people that came into this place.

I introduced my new friend to the girl I knew. Then this Brasilera come up to us and she was pissed at me. A few weeks ago i gave another girl my business card to give to her to call me. She did indeed call me but I told her that I'm too busy now. I've gone into Black and pulled out a girl since then so she told me that I'm difficult and mysterious. Oops. Anyway, I told her another day. I'm a poor Porteno now. My new friend was making out with his new novia and she is very energetic and affectionate. The cool thing is that she ordered the cheapest drink instead of the most expensive which is always a good sign. I left them around 2:15 AM as they were leaving. Have to wake up in a few hours for meetings.

Avoid the clubs on Mondays if you can. They are really bad.

Chau,

Saint

Starfe

10-19-04, 11:49

You never have to have a bad day or night in Buenos Aires if you know how to work the escort market. Those are usually my best days. There is a reason these girl post there pics on Area-Vip.

I still think Buenos Aires is much better for class and quality over Rio any day of the week. Sao Paulo is better then Rio in my book.

Starfe

Hans25

10-20-04, 00:46

Guys: Does anyone have reports on Barbarella on the Platynum site? I have seen her under several names and she looks hot, but don't know if someone can recommend or not. Pls advise.

I have read several reports on Barbarella, some good some bad.

There's a Argentinan forum were she several reports.

if you can read spanish I recomened

its very detalied.

http://www.bairesgirls.com.ar/foro/

Saint

10-20-04, 10:06

Hi Starfe,

Yes, the internet scene can be quite good. I don't see internet girls anymore and haven't for a while. There are still plenty of them. I went to the club last night with your amigo again last night. Madahos and Black sucked again. The quality during the week surprised me. Quite bad. I normally only hit those clubs on a Thursday, Friday or Saturday. Honestly, there weren't that many hot girls in either club. They let their standards go down. Many ugly, fat, out of shape girls.

Anyway, we can agree to disagree about Rio vs. BA. Just talking about sex, I think Rio blows BA out of the water. Still, I'd never live there. I love the termas. No hassles, idiot-proof, hot girls, great sex.

Dickhead

10-20-04, 12:47

I had a pretty scary conversation with my favorita night before last. She was describing two incidents that happened last weekend. Friday night one of her friends and two of the older sharks went to a hotel with three gringos. Her friend was the last to leave and took a jacket that she thought belonged to one of the other two girls, and turned it in to the cashier at Exedra since the other two girls never came back. Turns out the other two had stolen $1000 US, which is why they left first and did not come back. And, the jacket did not belong to one of the girls but to one of the gringos. Sunday the police and the gringos showed up. The girl denied taking the money but admitted taking the jacket and explained why she took it. Ended up she had to pay the $1000 to the gringos to avoid arrest. I asked my favorita where an Exedra girl would get $1000 US and she said "you'd be surprised." Bad, bad Exedra girls. Stupid, stupid gringos!

Saturday she was sitting with the two sharks and some drunk guy (she doesn't know yet that they did the thing on Friday). One of the girls picks the guy's pocket, takes $500 US out of his wallet, and puts the wallet back empty. She offers the favorita $100 of it but favorita gets up and leaves instead. Anyway when the check, 150 pesos, comes, drunk guy has no money to pay it. Sharks tell waiter that the three chicas will split the check. Favorita refuses to pay her "share" and tells sharks if they don't pay the 150 with no help from her, that she will snitch them off. They threaten to beat her up but she holds her ground and the sharks pay the check.

This, of course, is just a hooker tale but I believed it when I heard it. I don't go into Exedra much but one of the chicks I recognize by the description of thin blond named V-something (Valeria?) and the other chica favorita says uses a different name every day and I did not recognize her from the description.

So be careful in there.

Exon123

10-20-04, 13:35

Exon Reporting:

Jackson this new format Suck's.

With all due respect

Exon

Dickhead

10-20-04, 14:06

This is the chica I threw out of my apartment before anything happened, due to demanding money up front and general bad attitude. I've been telling guys to avoid her. I ran into her on the street a few days ago and she apologized. She said she was drunk that night, which I had suspected, and reiterated that she had been burned a few times (always by local guys). She said that she had asked around about me and that I was "caballero" and "simpático" (I thought she knew that before she agreed to go with me; I'd had her on preheat for quite a while) so that if I ever wanted to go with her again, there would be no mention of MIF.

She also said that one night shortly after it happened, I came in and she was bad mouthing me and some other chica threw a drink on her. She wouldn't say who it was. I bet it was Rosie. Anyway, I won't do her again but I accepted her apology and I will be neutral towards her from now on. Another friend of mine did her and said she was so-so. She speaks quite a bit of English which may appeal to some of you but she also smokes like a freight train which detracts substantially from her appeal, to my point of view. She has a nice body.

Jaimito Cartero

10-20-04, 14:06

Well I guess there's one more reason why I won't drink while mongering! Also, I never go out on the town with more money than I would mind losing. I mean, really to go to a hooker bar and carry $1000? I bet that even our hard drinking Dickhead carrys no more than 200 pesos on him!

Dickhead

10-20-04, 14:23

300 is my max. 200 isn't enough to cover my bar tab and a chica or two. But it will be spread out among different locations on my person and I never carry a wallet. I have yet to be robbed of one thin dime in 32 years of mongering.

Favorita also told of being with a drunk Greek ship's officer who was in port. He passed out in the cab at the dock and since he had paid her in dollars, she had no pesos to pay the cab, just a US $100 (this brought up the subject of how it would be nice if I could pay her $100 US so I fed her some arroz con pollo instead). Plus she did not know where to take him (which ship was his). So she went through his pockets to try to find a phone number and an address and she said he had $4000 US on him! She claims she did not take any. She did find a phone number for one of his buddies and was eventually able to get him back to his ship.

Wandering around a big city drunk with $4000 in your pocket????

Saint

10-21-04, 10:59

Speaking of bad experiences you probably should avoid Abril of Area-Vip.com. Yesterday, that friend of a friend that I went out with the other night gave up on the club scene. He was having really bad luck. I'm not sure what it was but the girls he were pulling out were not doing it for him. He decided to give the internet girls a try. He gave me two numbers. I called two girls from Area VIP in the afternoon for a night appointment.

Abril sounded sweet on the phone but she wouldn't do a shorter 1 hour session like he wanted. The lowest she would go was 400 pesos for 2 hours. I think that is too much but this guy was leaving town the next day so he went for it. I told him if she isn't the same girl on the page to just give her taxi fare and NOT to see her.

I was at an asado (BBQ) last night at a friend's house when he called me. HORRIBLE news. He claimed that the girl either wasn't Abril or her pictures were very outdated. In his own words, "Unbelievable Saint! The girl that showed up was probably 40 years old and looked like a football player". To make it worse, she wouldn't leave I guess. He was staying at an upscale hotel so I guess he didn't want a scene but personally I would have thrown her out with taxi fare. He said she wouldn't leave and demanded 100 pesos to leave for wasting her time. This guy is a real nice guy but somewhat new to the hobby scene. Ultimately he paid her to avoid a scene.

I've had really good experiences with internet girls in the past but for me nothing beats going into a club/apartment and seeing the girl's smile, her body, personality and seeing if you have a little chemistry before just opening the door and seeing her.

Life is going great. Staying extremely busy but enjoying this great city.

Dickhead

10-21-04, 14:24

Nuevo Estilo was awesome last night. The shows were just wild. A high level of audience participation, lots of props and liquids, plenty of uniforms. Lots of hot chicas. I did not take one as there is a 48 hour recovery period from the Peruvian but my yerno malo took a hot "blond" Paraguayan I hadn't seen before. He selected her and I sent her over and they negotiated. I don't like to translate negotiations so I tossed him a pen and left. When I came back he said she wouldn't come down from 200 so he was going to offer her 150 for 45 minutes. Well, we can't have that so I went into my act titled witty and urbane but still humble and down-to-earth and she took 150 for an hour. They were gone almost two hours. He said she was great. There's a new waitress there I must have soon and also ex-blond cheerleader Melina (Melena?) is no longer blond with pig tails but a brunette with corn rows. She has very long legs that go right on up and make an ass of themselves. The pizza was pretty good, too.

On the way over from the microcenter the cabbie saw us peering into Exedra and he said he knew a better place. "Have you ever heard of Madaho's?" he queried. I said that place was for chetos and we knew a better place HE had never heard of and he just was pushing Madaho's because they give him a commission. He laughed and admitted this was true: 30 pesos. No wonder drinks are so fucking expensive there!

Knuckhead

10-21-04, 16:05

This (http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/attachment.php?attachmentid=11766), BTW, is the chica Dickhead is talking about a few posts below. She speaks quite a bit of English, as Dickhead said. She provided O.K. service for me; but as I remeber she did make a half-hearted attempt to get paid first and/or more. The attempt was benign, nevertheless, and in the fine tradition of WSG she was paid at the end and appropriately.

Judd

10-21-04, 19:37

I've been here for 2 days but this is the first time I've been able to post. I would like to get together with anyone whose in town tonight (Thursday).
If anyone is interested, let's meet in front of the Etoile hotel at 10:00pm. Or you can contact me at the Art Suites hotel 4821-6800 9B. Dickhead, I would especially be interested in throwing back a few with you. I'm trying to extend my trip here in BA to another day, but will probably have to leave tomorrow morning.

Late,

Judd

Judd

10-21-04, 19:51

PAULITA=Platynum.com
I think she's a new girl on the site. Very young cute looking girl with f-d up teeth. However, her body is phenomenal. She has very light soft skin with a natural D-size rack, and a nice round butt. Her BBJ was good but not great. If your into DATY then you'll like this girl. Her pussy is beautiful!!!! Not a seasoned pro. She didn't know what I was doing when I stuck my pepee in between her large melons. She knows now and does like it. All in all, I enjoyed the session with her because of her fantastic body and a willing attitude. 150p plus 5 for taxi (she lives in Barrio Norte.)
Note:
Big dudes will have a problem with her. She was extremely tight even for a normal guy like me.

BRISA=Santa Fe 1707 p3
Guys who like big butts will be amazed by this girl. I've never seen a butt so round and large on a petite girl in my life. I saw her the night before but I'd already sessioned 3 times that day. I let the Argentine dude I was with get together with her. I arranged for her to come to my apartment when she arrived to work. She works after 11:30pm since she takes college classes in the evening. She really does look like Alanis Morrisette. She's 34 years old. Along with her incredible ass are some nice large fakies. She wasn’t all that beautiful DATY. Nevertheless, I did partake for un poco besos. Her CBJ technique was very good. I liked her technique in the squat position. Nice Rhythm!The session was very good and I had a difficult time lasting from position to position. I finished with a nice release all over that huge butt! 100pesos plus I gave her a nice tip.
Note:
Her attitude was very good in bed. However, when talking with her, I come to realize she thinks she’s unattractive. In general, she has negative attitude on life. It’s too bad but I do see this often with some of the pro’s. She did leave happy when I gave her the tip.

More to follow. I will post photos of the girls in about a week. I need to download the video I took to my computer then extract some photos for you guys.

Late,

Judd

Judd

10-21-04, 19:59

Bambino

10-21-04, 20:18

I had a little bit of personal experience with Escorts there last week. Overall I was 2 for5.

Also, I'm new to this, so tell me if I need to decrease the pixels? Is it appropriate to post photos here if there is some relevant text?

I can't seem to attach more than one photo at a time, so here is "Constanza" in the ad ( Instintosweb). I spoke to her twice during the day. I was perfectly clear that if she was not the chica in the ad, I simply would not let her in. She assured me.

It simply was not her. But the gal that came had many of the same features. Bhe was not as attractive. She was super bubbly and sweet. It was among of the best uncovered oral times I have had. And she was in no hurry at all.

I was dissapointed because I had I.D.'d the gal in the ad days earlier, so I had some expectations. She had other outstanding qualities also.

I think this is a common practice. Sort of a bait and switch, but you may still get lucky.

Bambino

10-21-04, 21:05

And this is the "Constanza" that showed up.

Bambino

10-21-04, 22:11

And check out "Jarumi", from Platynum.

In my opinion I scored with this one. But they are still simply sending someone with similar characteristics.

As always, it seems, whenever you find a winner, get the private number.

She was great. I would have repeated if I had more time.,

Roxanne

10-22-04, 09:46

Hi, Guys:

Because of the changes that Jackson is doing with the forum and the software, I am still having problems to receive and send emails from my normal email address as it is located in the same server. It will need some more days until everything is right again so meanwhile please, send me your emails to ROXANAWSG@HOTMAIL.COM

I couldn't receive any email since last Sunday, so please, send them again to this subsidiary address, and as usual I will answer them and help you with your trip to Argentina.

Kisses, Roxana.

Dickhead

10-22-04, 14:41

At Nuevo Estilo last night the show wasn't nearly as good. But I talked to Antonella (she does spell it with 2 l's) and she said that she was really sick for a while and that was when she gained about 12kg because she couldn't exercise. She said she had lost 8 of the 12 through a salad and water diet so I fucked her. She looked pretty good but her tits were sort of flabby. Anyway hopefully she will be back to normal soon. I told her one of the other chicas said she was married and she said, "It was probably that (WSG prohibited term) Pamela," which it was. She said she and Pamela were "divorciada."

Then we went to Salomé which was out of control, with like seventy chicas and maybe ten guys. Mostly I felt up anyone within reach. My yerno pulled two chicas out of there so I hope they did not rob him. There were more older chicas in there than on previous visits but still plenty of young ones. A few fuglies too. 10 pesos for your drinks and 20 for theirs. Quilmes though.

Chuponalgas

10-22-04, 16:02

"Big dudes will have a problem with her. She was extremely tight even for a normal guy like me."

Sign me up, I am hung like a hamster!

"BRISA=Santa Fe 1707 p3
Guys who like big butts will be amazed by this girl."

When I wanna see a big butt, I look in the mirror!

Judd

10-22-04, 16:03

PAOLA=Santa Fe 1707
Day crew. All 5 girls they introduced to me were doable. Paola is 30 years with long straight black hair and a tanned body. There is another Paola but she has much lighter skin. Paola has a nice semi-large butt with a small rack. Overall, she’s in great shape. Very nice cheerful personality. Her performance in the sack was good although a CBJ. She got the job done with relative ease and under the alotted time requirements. The price was 60 pesos for half an hour. Very good price to quality ratio.
Note:
I originally chose a different girl. A can’t remember her name. She was tall morena with tanned skin and in excellent shape. However, halfway into the session she had some “monthly issues”. Sent in Paola, my number 2 choice, who got the save!

MARILA OR MARISA=Santa Fe 3373 3C
Went to this place on the advice of a local Porteno. He told me it was cheap and all the girls are trained to perform the same. I got there really late at night so there were only two chicas. Both were cute and had good bodies. The first one looked like she had just woken up. The second was more “awake” so I chose her. I have to say I was pleasantly suprised with her performance. She gave a very enthusiastic CBJ. She got on top for a ride, and again, she moved like a little rabbit. If I wasn’t in 6 deep with Brahma and on my 3rd session of the day I would have easily popped with her. Later we started talking and she was really a sweet sweet girl.

The madame is really cool as well as fairly hot herself.
Price was 40 pesos for half an hour and 60 for the hour. The girls are available for takeout. If you want to take a girl back to your hotel. I would recommend going to the apartment first to insure quality. I went back there the next night and both girls were occupied. The madame called over another girl but she was not close to the same quality as the other 2.
Don’t know what the quality is during the day.

Late,

Judd

Judd

10-22-04, 17:11

ALEXIA=Platynum.com.ar
Much has been posted about this internet chica. I can only describe her rack as humongous! She arrived at my hotel on time. We chatted for a bit and she went in for some DFK. Hey no problem. So much for getting to know the girl to improve the quality of the session. Very nice bbbj with tity tity bang bang. She’s a little tiger in bed. We went at it in several positions. Looked like she was close to having an O, and so was I. We screwed til I had had enough. I was getting dizzy watching those things bounce in every direction. I had her lay on her back and play with herself while I released all over her mountains. 150pesos for the hour plus 10 for taxi. I definitely recommend this girl. My advice is to get this girl very soon. It’s only a matter of time before gravity grabs ahold of her body.
Note:
She kinda has a whiny disposition and somewhat down in the dumps type attitude. She asked me what I was doing for the rest of the day (bang more chicas!) I told her I was going to take some pictures of the city. Her reply was why do tourist always take photos of the city. I told her because it’s a very beautiful city. She did not agree. See my point? Her attitude did not affect her service.

JESSICA=Affaire Recoleta
Jessica is a mullato from Cuba. I was in a trance when I saw her butt. It called me over to her. She looked incredible in her tight white one piece outfit. My gut feeling about this girl was not good. However, I get easily confused when I see a butt of this proportional magnitude. We negotiated 150 pesos and off to the hotel we went.

At my place, her butt was extremely big, but there was a few extra dimples. Brisa’s butt, from Santa Fe, had no “facial expressions”! I asked for BBBJ but she countered that this is included with the original 200peso price. I said no, gimmee your 150p CBJ version which I’m sure will be shitty! While she was doing CBJ, I was thinking, “I’m going to nail this chica as hard and long as possible.” The session was unenthusiastic. I could tell she was going thru the motions, but I pressed on. Got her legs back by her ears, and thinking to myself “yeah, how about that BBBJ now.” Sometimes I forget that I’m hung like a mosquito.LOL Anyways, I have her try to finish me with her hand since she I’m sure she won’t suck it! This doesn’t work.. I have her get on all 4’s and shake her butt in front of my face. After about ten minutes I’M finally able to bring myself to release and blow it all over het butt. I don’t think she was too thrilled about this. F-her! I’m bitter inside and need some sorta redemption.

She’s not the worst I’ve ever had, but she certainly does not provide the type of service were accustomed to in BA. I would stay clear of this girl. I will probably go back to Affaire tonight and talk to the tout. Last time this happened to me, He introduced me to a girl who took care of me quite well.

Late,

Judd

California Guy

10-22-04, 17:15

Just wondering which areas were good for these and if anyone had specific spots to recommend? I was looking at spending about $100 US per evening but I don't really want to spend more.

Also I will be there either Jan. or Feb. and was curious if these were good times? I was told there are a lot of girls because it is Summer there but I wasn't positive. Also in terms of cash, US dollar, would an extra 1000 be good for 5 days of general food and fun. I am sure I would need a little more if I added to the girl factor but I haven't checked the posts here yet to see what the rates are per hour there.

Thanks for the help!

MoonDog

10-22-04, 17:23

I think this is a common practice. Sort of a bait and switch, but you may still get lucky.

Bambino,

For 100% wysiwyg, sitck with www.escorts-argentina.com. The site will not tolerate bait and switch routines from the girls, and if one does, she is booted off the site.

Moondog

Starfe

10-22-04, 17:35

Maia:

http://www.area-vip.com.ar/area/area-vipingles.htm

Has anyone been with this "pot of gold" ? Does she go by another name on another site?

Thanks

Starfe

Judd

10-22-04, 17:45

Anyone interested in grabbing a bite to eat and touring some clubs, let's meet at 10:00pm in front of the Etoile hotel. Jackson, nice to catch up with you last night. I will give you a little more notice the next time I'm in town.

Late,

Judd

Man

10-22-04, 20:04

MoonDog

10-22-04, 20:23

I am considering visiting Buenos Aires around December 10-20th. As you can see from below, I am told decemebr is not a good time to visit. Your thoughts please?

"Pero a partir del 1 de Diciembre BA se transforma en una una ciudad crazy, con las compras de christmas".
Man,

You will be fine until December 24th. From Christmas through the middle of January, the town is dead. It almost like a ghost town during the Christmas through New Years time frame, and takes a while to get going after that.

Moondog

El Aleman

10-22-04, 20:37

I called Alexia from Escortsbaires (must be the same one as Platinum, according to the rack) yesterday and asked her to come to my apartment at 8:30, tellng her not to be late as I would have to leave at 10.

Just plain no show.

rather frustrated I left at 10 to meet the guy with whom I was having dinner and discussing some things.

Other experiences during the last days:

Gabi, also from Escortsbaires.

Nice blonde, wild en la cama, good kiser, CBJ, intelligent girl - took her to dinner and enjoyed the conversation. booked through Roxana. Highly recommended

A Girl I took out of Catto´s on Sunday, from the Dominican Republic, forgot the name, the whole experience was forgettable. CBJ, hurry, all in all a turn down.

My long time favorita, Carmen, used to be in Madaho´s, today probably in Shampoo, long black curly hair, the most tender woman I met in my life.

that was short, but some info - got to get some fun now.

El Alemán

For the sake of Alexia: I had an appointment with her through Roxana a couple of days ago, which I had to cancel due to business (about 3 hours before she was due), maybe she remembered...

Dickhead

10-22-04, 21:31

To be avoided IMO. Numerous friends have had numerous sessions with numerous Dominicanas in Catto's, Nuevo Estilo, and Approach (where they abound), and no one has ever been satisfied. You want a black chick in Buenos Aires, get a Brazilian. Just the other day some Dominicana named who the hell knows in Catto's was asking me "oh Toro Rojo how come you never go with me?" and I flat out said, "Because everyone else who goes with you says you aren't any good. I will never go with you so leave me alone from now on." Probably the same one you did, El Alemán; there's only a couple of them in there.

Now at Nuevo Estilo, they always all sit together at the same table so they are very easy to avoid. Unfortunately I have never found any Brazilians at NEB. Nor have I found any black Brazilians at Catto's; only white ones. So if anyone knows a good black Brazilian, let me know. I tried to do that Bruna from escortsbaires a few times but could never hook up with her and now I no longer do internet chicas.

Andres

10-22-04, 21:41

I also avoid Dominicans most of the time. From my experience, Dominicans have a trend to "very rough" sex, not much gentle or delicate.

However, there are exceptions. There are 2-3 girls in Envidia who provide very good service. One is Marisol. The other (whose name I forgot) drains you every drop from your body.

Andres

Respectful

10-22-04, 22:10

I have finally moved to BsAs, settled in, and are trying to enjoy life here.

My problem is really that between working and learning Spanish I have no energy to go out late at night. Over the past month or so here I have therefore limited myself to apartment girls in the afternoon or early evening.

On Wednesday I went to Cordoba 1364 and had a good 30 minutes session with Victoria for Ar$ 50. I enjoyed the setup and the Madam (Carla?) was very friendly.

However, after another hour or so I felt kind of restless (again) and went to Maipu 429. This was around 9pm and there was only one girl left named Melanie. I was told Ar$70 for 30 min and 100 for the hour. The girl looked ok and I decided on the 30 min session.

Since I had already sessioned earlier I took a little longer than usual to finish so I asked to extend the session to 1 hr. My girl went out to check with the Madam and I was told that the price was another Ar$ 70 for the extension. If I was to get the Ar$100 rate I would have had to notify before 20 minutes into the session. Nobody had told me this and I protested strongly and after some back and forth were Melanie ran in and out of the room as a go-between I managed to settle on Ar$ 30 to extend.

At that time I was kind of upset and ready to leave if things had not sorted themselves out. It took some time to get back "into the mood" and here my compliments go to Melanie as she did absolutely everything she could to get my spirit up. All is well that ends well and overall I was pleased. Melanie got a nice propina. I will return in the future but will keep in mind the 20 min rule.

My question goes out to people on this board more experienced than myself: Is this a common practice in the apartments and is it something to keep in mind or was this just someone trying to take advantage of a first timer?

I'll be back!

Dickhead

10-23-04, 10:24

I finally lost my virginity here. We got there kinda early. They were just opening up the downstairs. Note to self: probably not a good idea to be the first ones down there = sitting ducks. I think there were six of we ducks sitting there including several of the usual suspects. Most of the ducks left for Flores after I got waylaid by a thin yet curvaceous type with naturally curly hair. Bárbara is her nomme de guerre and I can attest that she is indeed muy les cuento muy bárbara en la cama.

I like Salomé. It is very loud, especially downstairs, but I already have substantial hearing loss so maybe that is good. A lot of the girls are very young. This gal is 30, though, so I did not feel like too much of a cradle robber. Excellent attitude. Not the most beautiful gal in the place but I am not the most handsome guy around either. One drink, 100 pesos, vámonos. Bonus points for non-smoker. No kids, either. Quite orgasmic and responsive and also has some stamina. Probably not a clock watcher either since a) I don't have one and b) she just left at 9 AM. 10 pesos extra for taxi and quite happy with that.

There's been some rumors that chicas from Salomé have to go back to the club before it closes and I hereby deem that to be bullshit. She never even mentioned it. 6 for looks, 8 for performance, 9 for attitude.

Punter 127

10-23-04, 12:30

Hola BA,

Day One:

Coach 245 and I arrived in BA Wednesday morning (two newbie’s) we started to enjoy the wonders of this city almost immediately. Ana was waiting for us at the airport as promised, and took us to our apartment which Myra had book for us. We both had internet girls scheduled through Roxanna on our first day, (I will let Coach report about his girls a soon as he can) both were from playtnum my girl was Maia, her photos are truly her. She provided GFE service as had been requested; she is very young and tender and does not seem to be a seasoned pro, but very enthusiastic. I recommend her highly if you like this type of service. Later the same day we took Roxanna’s city tour which was very good, what a lady. I will post more about her, Ana, and Myra at the end of our trip.

After 19 hours of travel time and both of us having been up about 35 hours, we crashed early. Can’t wait to experience more of this city, and hope to make Jackson’s party Saturday night.

Punter 127

El Aleman

10-23-04, 12:48

I was one of the aforementioned ducks, having had the great pleasure of meeting some of the "usual suspects", like Dickhead, Cpt. Dave, Andres. Thanks for showing me ways out of Recoleta!

I also did not leave for Flores, but got stuck to a yuong brunette? Blonde? - somewhere in between, with whom I left shortly later. Daiana her name (She wrote it like that). 100 Pesos, But she did NOT want to stay, even for some additional cash - she requested A$R 100 for EVERY hr she would stay, which of course I denied. So we parted at around 3, and I slept until my stomach demanded medialunas.

looks 8, attitude 7, skills 7,5 - reference class BBBJ.

One thing I can now truly sustain out of personal experience: the service you get is in no way related to the money you pay. I had much worse for much more.

Have fun,

El Alemán

Wham39

10-23-04, 14:04

Anyone met with the escort girl by the name of:

Vero - gemidos.com
Fabricia - platynum.com
Afrodita - escortsargentina.com

The above are all the same girl, but I was wondering if anyone had met up with her to verify she is indeed the girl in the pictures.

Thanks

Judd

10-23-04, 21:48

I wish I didn't have to make this negative post about Paulita since I had such a good session with her the first time. Usually, the 2nd time with a chica is much better because of the familiarity with one another. However, my 2nd time with her totally sucked! She came over, but said she was sleeping when she got the message. That should have been my first clue to send her out the front door. She then asks me if we can relax for a little bit and watch tv. No problem. I don't care so long as I know there's a happy ending in my immediate future.

After an 1 hour of her giving me a phoenetics lesson in Casellano Spanish, we finally start having sex. She doesn't want me to DATY, she's dabbling in the sucking of my cock. She only wants to do a couple of positions. It was just an uninspired session. Towards the end, I'm having trouble with my release. I tell her to start playing with herself while I imagine she's some other chica. I can't finish because she's staring straight at me. Her phone rings and she gets the info for her next appointment. I'm able to finish as she's on the phone talking with her receptionist. The receptionist is asking when she will be finished with me. She then realizes her work is probably done as I loudly groan. Paulita laughs as I'm sure the other girl did as well.

Afterwords, she tries to tell me I over extended the time and need to pay her and additional 50p. I told her I'm not paying her anything extra because we only had about a 1/2 hour of sex, and an hour of shooting the shit. She tells me her time starts when she enters the door til the time she leaves. I told the time starts when we start going at it. She says, "well are you going to pay me?" I held firm and said, "absolutamente No." She shrugged her shoulders, gave me a peck on the cheek, and left.

She now has to be downgraded from a must do (only for her fantastic body cause her teeth are reminiscent of a Clarin girl), to a must miss.

Late,

Judd

Judd

10-23-04, 22:36

I posted some in incorrect info on the location of an apartment. I posted Santa Fe 3373 3C. It's actually Santa Fe 3373 5C. Thanks for letting me know Dickhead. Thanks for hanging out with me last night. I enjoyed meeting you. Sorry I didn't get a chance to say goodbye but Andres and Captain Dave were halfway out the door to Dolly's. Andres and Dave, as always, it was a pleasure to spend some time with you both. Other dude, very cool to get to know you. Get a handle so we can follow your exploits in the following months.

We first went to Salome which had a nice selection of girls. There were many doable girls especially the one I called her over who ended up getting together with El Aleman. El Aleman, I hope you enjoy the rest of your stay in BA. I would have like to stayed at Salome but Andres was heading over to Dolly's.

We got over to Dolly's amidst a wicked rainstorm. I've only been to one club in Flores which was Nvidia. I was interested in checking out Dolly's. First, its about twice the size of Nvidia. Bonus, they have porn on the tele! I was impressed with the amount of girls available. The quality of girls ranged from many 5's and 6's with 7's and 8's peppered throughout the place. Andres even commented on one girl who works at Black's as well as Dolly's. She was petite and one of the hottest girls at the club. Alot of dudes were milling around so I zeroed in on what I thought was a hot chica. The other guys agreed.

Her name was Sole. She's a very tall tanned Peruana with short black hair. Nice long legs with a medium sized rack, and a semi round ass. Price was 60p plus 10 for the room. You give her the money and she takes care of the rest.
The room was very large and acceptable in quality (not the best not the worst.)

She immediately started to DFK. Her lips were so soft. One of the best kissers I've had in memory. She was going to CBJ but I told I would give her propina for BBBJ. No problem. Again, her technique was excellent with immediate deep throat. I was snapping my fingers thinking this was a dream. She's really getting into the BBBJ so I'm thinking maybe she's just acting. I go for the reach around which these girls usually don't like. But she doesn't mind and she's actually a little wet down there. She puts it in and we are off to the races. I'm having a great time and flip her over for a little doggy action. Very nice view! We're really going at it hard as her is pressed up against the wall. She reaches back and puts my pepee in her ass. I wanted to marry this girl on the spot. I haven't had any ass play on this trip so this was truly a nice surprise. No happy ending since I was in pretty deep with my first love, cerveza!

What a fantastic experience I had with this girl. She didn't even want a tip but I still gave her 20p. Couple of last comments about this girl. She has an arousing phone sex type voice. She might be partaking in "the white stuff" as she had that familiar sniff going. Can't say I blame her with the line of work she does. Reality hit me about ten minutes after the session when she went back upstairs with another dude. It's all about quantity at clubs like Nvidia's and Dolly's.

Dickhead, it might be worth a trip out here to get a BBBJ from this girl. I think you would be impressed.

Late,

Judd

AllIWantIsLove

10-24-04, 15:35

Knuckhead

10-25-04, 15:40

I think that I have seen at least one member here say that he avoids "internet girls". Does that mean girls from the agencies such as Gemidos and Platynum? And, if so, why?

Do you think that arranging a date with an agency girl who allows her face to be shown reduces the likelyhood of bait-n-switch?

Gemidos, Platynum, Escorts-Baires, etc... are NOT agencies! They are simply web sites where girls advertise. Some of these girls are independent, some work in apartments (privados), and yet a few also work in boliches.

In regards to agencies: Given there are so many girls available through so many venues, I think it is safe to say Buenos Aires is not a town big on agencies.

As for seeing the girls with their faces blurred on the internet, of course there is less possibility of "bait and switch" with those showing their faces. I do not know if this has any correlation with the GFE factor, though.

Knuckhead

Snowbird

10-26-04, 21:27

The female version of how to treat a lady vs my version on how it really is and or should be.
Note: Content shamelessly lifted from this website.

Don't call or e-mail unless you are genuinely interested.
Snowbird writes “Why would I bother to call you or e-mail if I did not have an interest. If I am some sorry guy who never leaves home than I am no more than the unwanted stuff in the mail. Ignore and throw it out. Big deal! Don’t whine or I will send your name to the phone company stating that you are thinking of buying extra services."

Be respectful and friendly towards her and bear in mind that this is a business transaction.
Snowbird writes “You also need to be respectful and courteous. How many Neanderthals do you get calling you? ‘Bear in mind that this is a business transaction’ So this is what I am to you? So from this I can treat you as property?! No moron thinks that she is really in love with us. Well not until you get the credit card bill from the time you let her borrow it and she bought all that men’s clothing and never gave you anything. (Oh that is so embarrassing!) By the way shut your cell phone off and do not talk on it while you are there. Nothing like hearing that she is confirming her next appointment. Let’s see does that make me number 33? Also, how many guys do you know who are getting a BJ from their chica will pick up the phone to talk when it rings! Not me, however I never have gotten a BJ. (Dickhead says he knows a girl who will give me one though.)”

Stories concerning your incredible sexual prowess and elephantine manhood are unlikely to arouse her, as she has heard them all before. IT APPLIES TOO WHEN YOU CALL OR EMAIL ME.
Snowbird writes “Hey my dick is small. To a mouse it is elephant sized!”

Check how much she charges and what services are included. There is no reason to be overly-graphic, but there is a good reason to make sure that you know what is included and she is prepared to offer the services you are looking for.
Snowbird writes: “So you think sticking a 100 US bill on my forehead and asking that you pretend you are enjoying yourself is to much to ask?.”

NEVER haggle over charges... if her prices are too high, then there is nothing wrong with saying that her price is beyond what you had in mind, thank her for her time and then move on. Politeness costs nothing.
Snowbird writes “By all means please be polite. However, if my customer thinks my product is over priced I need to justify that it is worth what I am charging or I have to realize that this person may know the market value. Is he decent enough at that price to go with-will there be a better deal later? How about ‘I understand your price is “X” but I am willing to pay “Y” and you have the most beautiful eyes and do I really look like a total gringo to you?

• Remember that what the girl does or doesn't do on the date is up to her.
Snowbird writes “Actually it is not up to her. She is there to make money as you point out and this is simply a business transaction. If is up to the guy to determine who he wants to take home and then reach a settlement with the other party. Not vice a versa.”

. Cleanliness:
. Have a shower - paying particular attention to washing your private parts - and clean your teeth... the chances of your date being a willing participant in erotic games with you is directly proportional to your level of personal hygiene. She is unlikely to let you kiss her if your breath smells like Mike Tyson's jockstrap... and she will not be overly enthusiastic about you fumbling around in her expensive lingerie if your finger-nails have the contents of a bag of Irish Moss Peat underneath them.
Snowbird writes: “The same applies to her. I have met more women that I insist jump in the shower and use some soap. I always clean up before my dates comes to see me. Also what I like is that so many girls consider that when they are in the shower using your facilities that this your portion of the time. WRONG!!! In addition I like Mike Tyson’s jockstrap. Kind of minty! Also, I do not disagree that your nails should be clean but not many women wear lingerie expensive or otherwise.”

• Have a shave - not many girls class a "sanding-down" by a glass-paper fizzog as foreplay.
Snowbird writes “That applies to her also- shave those legs, private parts, chest area, ass and face. Personally I like women with hairy chests!”

• Put on clean underwear... even if you're not risking being knocked down by a No.76 bus, your chances of re-living scenes from Nine and a Half Weeks will be severely reduced if she discovers that your underpants look like the London Transport Skid Pan.
Snowbird writes “This goes for her too. She should make sure that hers are as fresh as if her mom just laid them out for her.”

. Money:
Snowbird writes: “From the beginning you said this is just a business transaction nothing more needs to be said.”

• Have the payment ready in cash, unless otherwise agreed, and counted. You have already found out how much it is going to cost, so to spare both of you any embarrassment, make sure the amount is correct and place it in an envelope or separate from the rest of your money.
Snowbird writes: “What you really what to do is have a wad of 100 US bills fall out of your wallet with your credit cards. Ka Ching this is a business transaction!”

Some advice from a female perspective:

BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts.
Snowbird writes “Blow in her ear. This is not what I am here for. I cannot remember the last time I blew in someone’s ear. Apparently from what was written this is not a popular item.”

SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and soothe them.
BITING HER NIPPLES. Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like they're trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive. They can't stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your tongue across them is good. Pretending they're a doggie toy isn't.
TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES. Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger and thumb like you're trying to find a radio station in a hilly area. Focus on the whole breasts, not just the exclamation points.
Snowbird writes “I do not know who this guy is but I like his style. Personally I like to bite down on their nipples and see how far I can stretch her breast while still keeping the nipple between my teeth.”

IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY. A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs: Breastville East and West, and the Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of her body which you've ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown Vagina. So start paying them some attention.
Snowbird writes “ We have been told this is nothing more than a business transaction. That we are just merely a bankroll for her. Now we are to be concerned about what she likes. Excuse me, who is paying for this service? We should not be doing any of these things. We are the customer and she should be trying to make us happy. However, since I do not believe that this is simply a business transaction I tend to ask my companion what she likes.”

. "No" means "NO!!". If you want something that she is unwilling to go for, even if the review says otherwise... BACK OFF!!!
Snowbird writes “Yes I have respected many women’s statement of ‘No’. I have paid for the service up front and been told ‘No, do not touch my breasts, no do not touch me there, no I will not suck you cock, no you cannot put it all the way in. If you pay at the end and you will not get to many no’s. If you asked for something and it has been agreed to you can say ‘No we are going to stop this business transaction and I am pulling my respective party back and will not continue, in no way am I going to pay you more than cab fare, no way are you going to stay longer than necessary to get dressed. Never ever force a woman to do something she does not want to do. Never do something with her that you can tell she is uncomfortable with. However, that does not mean you cannot ask her to leave if she is simply treating you as a business transaction.”

Snowbird writes “Here is what I think is the truth-We come to BA just like Roxanne says we do “for the cheap women”. But we also come here for the most beautiful scenery in the world, for the best food, for the friendly people and the chance to have sex with a woman where it will not totally be a business transaction. I guarantee you if this place was a shit hole and it were merely a business transaction you would not see the same class of guys who are there now. BTW-if we are the assholes because we are the rich Americans than what are the Argentine men who pay the lower rate? How great is that! They get the lower price, did not have to fly half way around the world, treat the women like shit and are not the AH’s we are.
I luv these guys.

W.

Local Expert

10-27-04, 07:37

There is a girl on several of these pages like "gemidos", "area-vip", etc. she even advertises at least twice on "platynum" with these links:

1) www.escortsargentina.com/Entretenimiento/Escorts/Dianne/Dianne2.htm
2) www.escortsargentina.com/Entretenimiento/Escorts/Carol/Carol6.htm

Has any of you folks ever done her ? what is she like ? IMHO she is a real stunner and certainly worth the air-fare to BA. Who knows her ?

Starfe

10-27-04, 09:50

OttoGraham

10-27-04, 13:51

Local Expert,

The Saint set her up with a friend of mine just last week. I think he paid her 100 pesos just to get her to leave the room when she showed up. A walking nightmare from what I have heard. She goes by the name Abril on Area -Vip. PM the Saint to get the most up to date info on her.

This is second hand info but I say anything is worth a try once but a plane ticket???

Starfe

It's interesting how a fellow can fall for some nice photos posted on the internet - I can plead guilty to having fallen for it myself in the past.

One of the reasons I enjoy Buenos Aires so much compared to other internet-intensive mongering destinations is the opportunity to see and assess the product in the actual light of day (or in the actual dark of a nightclub ;)). Photos - which can be old, airbrushed, altered based upon the skill of the photographer - are much more misleading than the naked eye, though I am sure we can all discuss how a girl who looked so good in the smoky air of a club seemed to age 10 years when we turned on the lights to our hotel room!

-Uncle Otto

Wild Video

10-27-04, 15:17

Dude,

That was the funniest post I have read on here. LMFAO. Plus that was very important information I am sure a lot of guys on here don’t know, and they need to know, the girls provide a service and we pay them hard earn money for their service and the better they are the more we tell our friends and post about them, plain and simple.

Unless you have done at least a thousand hookers, like most of us have, you never know what the real rules are and I thank you for posting something many of guys on here sometimes forget about when dealing with these girls, or they just don’t know. The main thing I keep in mind is they are just hookers, some nicer then others but still hookers. Now that doesn’t mean you don’t show them respect, of course you do, and you treat them with class too. But these are not girls that you fall in love with no matter how hot she is or how good she was, because she is a hooker and some will lie and some will cheat you if you give them the chance. This is just her job and those are the facts.

I always confirm my rules and what services I want on the phone and also again in person, bbbj, anal whatever, just making sure she knows I know what I expect from her.

What I have as a rule of thumb is once they come into my room and not a hotel, hotels almost always mean you have money. Unless you stay in a 2 star and at that rate you might as well just stay in a flat and tell them you live in Buenos Aires or live there part time, this way the girls think you are a local, I find in any city that gives you a better edge. Sure she knows you are a stupid America, but that is better then being a stupid tourist.

I show her the money from a distant, place it on the table, tell her to undress and then once we are naked I grab her hand and bring her into the shower. Now some girls want to get out the room faster than others, by telling you they just showered, (I learn that years ago when I believed the girl and once I was banging her the whole room smelled like dead fish) so it is best to ignore what she says and grab the soap so this way you can control what gets washed on her. If her legs need shaving, give her a disposable razor. After she is nice and dry, show her the clock and your hard one and the clock starts ticking.

I find that this works for me all the time and it has been years and years since I have not ever been in control or had a bad time with a hooker.

BTW I am still LMFAO over your cool post.

_______________________________________________________________

Business Transaction
The female version of how to treat a lady vs a my version on how it really is and or should be.

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Don't call or e-mail unless you are genuinely interested.

Snowbird writes “Why would I bother to call you or e-mail if I did not have an interest. If I am some sorry guy who never leaves home than I am no more than the unwanted stuff in the mail. Ignore and throw it out. Big deal! Don’t whine or I will send your name to the phone company stating that you are thinking of buying extra services."

Be respectful and friendly towards her and bear in mind that this is a business transaction.

Snowbird writes “You also need to be respectful and courteous. How many Neanderthals do you get calling you? ‘Bear in mind that this is a business transaction’ So this is what I am to you? So from this I can treat you as property?! No moron thinks that she is really in love with us. Well not until you get the credit card bill from the time you let her borrow it and she bought all that men’s clothing and never gave you anything. (Oh that is so embarrassing!) By the way shut your cell phone off and do not talk on it while you are there. Nothing like hearing that she is confirming her next appointment. Let’s see does that make me number 33? Also, how many guys do you know who are getting a BJ from their chica will pick up the phone to talk when it rings! Not me, however I never have gotten a BJ. (Dickhead says he knows a girl who will give me one though.)”

Stories concerning your incredible sexual prowess and elephantine manhood are unlikely to arouse her, as she has heard them all before. IT APPLIES TOO WHEN YOU CALL OR EMAIL ME.

Snowbird writes “Hey my dick is small. To a mouse it is elephant sized!”

Check how much she charges and what services are included. There is no reason to be overly-graphic, but there is a good reason to make sure that you know what is included and she is prepared to offer the services you are looking for.

Snowbird writes: “So you think sticking a 100 US bill on my forehead and asking that you pretend you are enjoying yourself is to much to ask?.”

NEVER haggle over charges... if her prices are too high, then there is nothing wrong with saying that her price is beyond what you had in mind, thank her for her time and then move on. Politeness costs nothing.

Snowbird writes “By all means please be polite. However, if my customer thinks my product is over priced I need to justify that it is worth what I am charging or I have to realize that this person may know the market value. Is he decent enough at that price to go with-will there be a better deal later? How about ‘I understand your price is “X” but I am willing to pay “Y” and you have the most beautiful eyes and do I really look like a total gringo to you?

• Remember that what the girl does or doesn't do on the date is up to her.
Snowbird writes “Actually it is not up to her. She is there to make money as you point out and this is simply a business transaction. If is up to the guy to determine who he wants to take home and then reach a settlement with the other party. Not vice a versa.”

Cleanliness:

Have a shower - paying particular attention to washing your private parts - and clean your teeth... the chances of your date being a willing participant in erotic games with you is directly proportional to your level of personal hygiene. She is unlikely to let you kiss her if your breath smells like Mike Tyson's jockstrap... and she will not be overly enthusiastic about you fumbling around in her expensive lingerie if your finger-nails have the contents of a bag of Irish Moss Peat underneath them.

Snowbird writes: “The same applies to her. I have met more women that I insist jump in the shower and use some soap. I always clean up before my dates comes to see me. Also what I like is that so many girls consider that when they are in the shower using your facilities that this your portion of the time. WRONG!!! In addition I like Mike Tyson’s jockstrap. Kind of minty! Also, I do not disagree that your nails should be clean but not many women wear lingerie expensive or otherwise.”

• Have a shave - not many girls class a "sanding-down" by a glass-paper fizzog as foreplay.

Snowbird writes “That applies to her also- shave those legs, private parts, chest area, ass and face. Personally I like women with hairy chests!”

• Put on clean underwear... even if you're not risking being knocked down by a No.76 bus, your chances of re-living scenes from Nine and a Half Weeks will be severely reduced if she discovers that your underpants look like the London Transport Skid Pan.

Snowbird writes “This goes for her too. She should make sure that hers are as fresh as if her mom just laid them out for her.”

Money:

Snowbird writes: “From the beginning you said this is just a business transaction nothing more needs to be said.”

• Have the payment ready in cash, unless otherwise agreed, and counted. You have already found out how much it is going to cost, so to spare both of you any embarrassment, make sure the amount is correct and place it in an envelope or separate from the rest of your money.

Snowbird writes: “What you really what to do is have a wad of 100 US bills fall out of your wallet with your credit cards. Ka Ching this is a business transaction!”

Some advice from a female perspective:

BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts.

Snowbird writes “Blow in her ear. This is not what I am here for. I cannot remember the last time I blew in someone’s ear. Apparently from what was written this is not a popular item.”

SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and soothe them.

BITING HER NIPPLES. Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like they're trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive. They can't stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your tongue across them is good. Pretending they're a doggie toy isn't.

TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES. Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger and thumb like you're trying to find a radio station in a hilly area. Focus on the whole breasts, not just the exclamation points.

Snowbird writes “I do not know who this guy is but I like his style. Personally I like to bite down on their nipples and see how far I can stretch her breast while still keeping the nipple between my teeth.”

IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY. A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs: Breastville East and West, and the Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of her body which you've ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown Vagina. So start paying them some attention.

Snowbird writes “ We have been told this is nothing more than a business transaction. That we are just merely a bankroll for her. Now we are to be concerned about what she likes. Excuse me, who is paying for this service? We should not be doing any of these things. We are the customer and she should be trying to make us happy. However, since I do not believe that this is simply a business transaction I tend to ask my companion what she likes.”

"No" means "NO!!". If you want something that she is unwilling to go for, even if the review says otherwise... BACK OFF!!!

Snowbird writes “Yes I have respected many women’s statement of ‘No’. I have paid for the service up front and been told ‘No, do not touch my breasts, no do not touch me there, no I will not suck you cock, no you cannot put it all the way in. If you pay at the end and you will not get to many no’s. If you asked for something and it has been agreed to you can say ‘No we are going to stop this business transaction and I am pulling my respective party back and will not continue, in no way am I going to pay you more than cab fare, no way are you going to stay longer than necessary to get dressed. Never ever force a woman to do something she does not want to do. Never do something with her that you can tell she is uncomfortable with. However, that does not mean you cannot ask her to leave if she is simply treating you as a business transaction.”

Snowbird writes “Here is what I think is the truth-We come to BA just like Roxanne says we do “for the cheap women”. But we also come here for the most beautiful scenery in the world, for the best food, for the friendly people and the chance to have sex with a woman where it will not totally be a business transaction. I guarantee you if this place was a shit hole and it were merely a business transaction you would not see the same class of guys who are there now. BTW-if we are the assholes because we are the rich Americans than what are the Argentine men who pay the lower rate? How great is that! They get the lower price, did not have to fly half way around the world, treat the women like shit and are not the AH’s we are.

I luv these guys.

JamesBond69

10-27-04, 15:53

Earlier this year I produced a travel video "The Ten Best of Buenos Aires" for DVD and television broadcast. OK. It's not probably what most of you might consider the best of Buenos Aires. My personal Buenos Aires ten best includes Madahos, Hooks, Envidia, Blacks, etc. This video includes Recoleta cemetary, Plaza de Mayo, San Telmo, if you get the drift. It's for the "regular' tourist market, not the hobby kind. I wish it wasn't, was wall to wall BBBJ, CIM, GFE, etc but unfortunately that's what it is, as boring as may seem to you.

Anyway it's available online in DVD and download at www.totalvid.com, The URL is http://www.totalvid.com/videoDetail.cfm?intSelectedIdnt=20586903&v=23279323

The download sells for $3.99, the DVD*-*$16.95. Cheap. Think of all the money you save by buying the video and not having to spend your precious time and money in Buenos Aires going to all the tourist places, doing all the usual non sexual tourist things (however I do recommend Roxanne
s city tour while in Buenos Aires).

Anyway after viewing "The Best of Buenos Aires" I guarantee you that you will have a foolproof cover story (alibi!) to tell your relatives, particularly your female relatives - your wife? girlfriend(s), fiancee, mother, sister, sister-in-law) when you return to sex prison from your wild tour of the boliches and apartments of Buenos Aires.

Imagine how pleased they will all be when you describe in great detail the exciting experience of visiting the National Cathedral in Plaza de Mayo and San Martin's tomb. They probably suspect - or are certain - that you are a sex tourist. Now they will be completely caught off-guard and regard you as an ordinary tourist. The video is an investment in your own moral upgrade, at least in the perception of the significant others in your life.
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So please buy it, and, if you like it, recommend it (you can email the web page address to a friend on the site). Help out a fellow monger. Most of the revenues I receive from this video will go to support the hobby on my next trip to Buenos Aires, buy drinks for my fellow mongers and include a donation, hopefully generous if the sales are good, to the WSG Charity Fund.

On another but related subject the hobby is not an inexpensive activity and to support it I plan on making another video in Buenos Aires in November/Late December, called "Living Abroad". The subject of the video are people that relocate outside their native country, either permanently, part time or just buy a second home or make an investment. It's sort of a "how to" video - how to rent/buy an apartment, get a residence visa, get work, medical facilities, tips on the cost of living, all very much like the Living in Argentina section of the WSG. There is a similar program on the Fine Living Television Network called "Radical Sabbatical" and a site called http://www.internationalliving.com covers this same subject.

If you are interested in appearing in this television program "Living Abroad - Argentina" please send me a private message. Filming is scheduled for late November, early December of this year.

Aside from having the fame (not I'm afraid fortune) of appearing in this program, if you have a business or activity in Buenos Aires you would like to promote (Saint are you reading this) this is a great opportunity to get the word out.

MoonDog

10-27-04, 16:08

Local Expert,

Saint set her up with a friend of mine just last week. I think he paid her 100 pesos just to get her to leave the room when she showed up. A walking nightmare from what I have heard. She goes by the name Abril on Area -Vip. PM the Saint to get the most up to date info on her.

This is second hand info but I say anything is worth a try once but a plane ticket???

Starfe
Starfe,

Just curious, what was so bad about her?

Moondog

Daddy Rulz

10-27-04, 19:33

I wrote about Sofia at 429 Maipu from my last trip. I´m here to report another exceptional session. Daty, DFK, multiple positions, colita and she offered CIM oh yes BBBJ but I was digging the bootie too much.

Very sweet girl, lots of fun. I´m off to Chaco for the weekend but I set up a dinner date with her on my return we shall see if she shows.

100ar per hour.

Notes

Decent room, ok cama, big mirror.

Momma always said if I can´t say something nice don´t say anything at all, so I will refrain from talking about the other four chicas presented. They may be to somebody elses taste but not mine.

Haveing a blast as always

DR

Local Expert

10-28-04, 05:13

Thank you for your comments. Well, that lady might have been a real stunner years ago, but as you mentioned, after several years in this bussines, girls do suffer......

Dickhead

10-28-04, 06:46

We hit Salomé around midnight and there was about a five to one ratio imbalance but the downstairs was not open. I ran into Bárbara but she had ironed her hair and I would not have recognized her but somehow I remembered she had said she often did that so I escaped minor embarassment and was able to come up with her name and stick my tongue down her throat.

Then to Nuevo Estilo. José told me ("un consulto") I could no longer bring in four or five guys and not pay the cover any more but one or two would be OK. Bummer but I hooked one guy up with corn row girl Malena (or is it Melena?) and another went with a previously unreported talent.

Then a return to Salomé where a newly initiated monger stiffed me with a 40 peso bar tab for chica drinks when he left abruptly. Perhaps he was confused. I then retaliated by taking both chicas home for tag team. All sex very safe with constant condom changes, but a good session of swap shop for 170 pesos which was all I had left. I showed them the 180 I had before we left the club and said we needed 10 for taxi and they accepted. I was surprised. Very willing perfomers but no BBJ which is fine.

One thing is they both left their purses in the bathroom and went back there quite a few times = drugs to my way of thinking but I could be wrong.

Also note that the choice of lubricated and unlubricated condoms is especially popular in a tag team situation.

Suerte,

DH

Navajo

10-28-04, 11:06

I have to say: I am coming to BA in December - my first trip - and the attitude manifest in the original post is what I want to avoid. As in completely. I agree with Snowbird: why should I part with my hard-earned cash to support someone who requires my submissiveness? After all, I can grovel for free here in sex prison. What I am hoping for is a romp with lovelies who please ME in exchange for (locally) lavish funding. That seems fair. I want to be delighted, and will pay the going rate. I want the chicas to leave happy, but not at having disappointed me. I can be disappointed here without paying airfare. I sincerely hope the chicas will take their way happy at the wad of cash they carry and happy at the validation of their sexuality I enthusiastically provided them. Is that too much to expect? Por que no? Please advise!

[QUOTE=Snowbird]The female version of how to treat a lady vs my version on how it really is and or should be.
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Norman Stormin

10-28-04, 12:38

My maiden voyage to this apartment was 2 in the afternoon. There were three Paraguyans to choose from. Two were a bit too large for my taste. The third was a qualified spinner with a fantastic ass. Her name was Lorenna. There was some missunderstanding concerning the price quoated versus the prices I have seen on this board. We settled on 50 pesos but I am not sure how long that entitled me to. None the less, it was sufficient.

I asked Andres for a translation of BBBJTCWS and have been practicing that for 2 weeks. It was not necessary with Lorenna. Without a word, she immediately went down bare back. She nearly brought me home then took a break for some DFK. She repeated the performance but this time stopped short to put the condom on. I said no, please continue. Without hesitation, or mention of a tip, she did. All the way.

I will be a return customer.

Norman Stormin

10-28-04, 13:13

I discovered this apartment a year ago through the Clarin classifieds. It´s a walk up flat across the street from Belgrano Bingo. They tell me they have been there 18 years. The door is left open from 10 am to 10 pm. The stairwell is painted a light green. You ring the bell at a door on the first landing. There are 2 shifts and I have never seen more than 3 girls there. The rate is 40 pesos for half an hour and 60 the hour.

It was 2 in the afternoon. I didn´t recognize the Madame but it was old home week with the first girl, Carla. She was ecstatic to see me and remembered my name, my domicile and even my age. How could I insult her by even looking at what was to follow? Carla is a Porteña of the spinette catagory. I chose her last year because she has buck teeth. I conclueded years ago that there is a direct relationship between buck teeth and the ability to suck. Buck teeth are developed, not inherited. I was not disappointed.

Daddy Rulz

10-28-04, 19:17

Went out with D-Head and Capt Dave last night. Had an excellent dinner and placed ourselves in El Toro Rojo´s hands for after dinner entertainment.

As he said hit Solome, lots of guys not lots of Chicas but two or three possible choices meriting a return visit.

On to Nuevo Estilla

Lots of Chicas, laid back environment nice place. The median at Black or Madaho is higher but there where 5 or 7 extreem hotties. D-Head warned us that it was free pizza night and there would be a bunch of locals messing with the prices. I think the chicas base part of their willingness to negotiate on the appearence of customers not the number of buyers as opposed to shoppers.

I hit first on this seriously hot little morocha who had the biggest lips and was sucking on a lolly pop (muy calente) She wanted 200 pesos for an hour, with no willingness to negotiate. So I passed, had she had a rack to go with the lips tal ves, pero no for the lips alone.

Sat around for a little and then D-head drug me over to Corn Row girl, she was very sweet, funny, and danced well so I gave her a tumble. 150 peso´s plus 33 for the room. She was very active excellent BBBJ, great kisser no CIM or Colita but I can´t fault sombody for either of those. Didn´t hit the high note but I was kinda drained from Sophia in the afternoon. Overall excelent service and I would repeat.

Notes:

BBBJ is NOT the norm and must be negotiated. She asked for a tip to do it and I told her after not before if it´s excelent, it was so She got the propina.

Room was decent, nothing special but clean.

Overall the pricing structure is kinda wierd. Average price 150 per hour plus 33 for the room plus 15 for a drink (not nessicary but I do like to spend a little time checking for freshness before I pull the trigger. That makes it a little over 200 for an hour. About the same I spent at hook for CIM in my room and two hours, and twice what mi favorita Sophia costs in the Privado. Would I go again? Probably, mostly because D-Head likes it and He´s a frigging hoot. But for myself probably not. YMMV

Daddy Rulz

10-28-04, 19:22

Had Pandorra (fake blonde with tits the size of my head) y Nadia, (sexy marocha) It was good Pandora does and excellent BBBJ on par with any but no CIM and that had to be assured before uncovered. (if you do this please honor your word so you don´t fuck it up for the rest of us) no girl on girl but being the center of attention is great as well. Relaxed and nice, covered finish small propina for both. Cost 100 for the 40 minutes and 20 for propina. Will return and let either join a fiesta grande.

Norman Stormin

10-31-04, 18:05

This was the first WSG referenced apartment I had visited on my trip last year. I was disappointed to read of the interveening controversies and was reluctant to admit I had revisited this trip. But what the heck, it warrants a new review.

I had a 2pm luncheon appointment in the neighborhood and decided to have an appetizer. I arrived at noon and wanted to do the Madame. Six very doable girls were presented (6 to 8). Two caught my eye. A tall slender one named Barbara who gave me a wet lip kiss instead of the traditional peck on the cheek, and a little spinner named Anna Paula. I chose the spinner.

I had read here of some price changes and got that clarified with the Madam: 60 pesos 1/2 hour, 80 45 min, 100 the hour. I went for the hour simply because I had the time to kill.

Anna Paula is a 31 year old Porteña with no admitted children or signs thereof.
She is about 5 foot 2, A cup, 100 pounds, long dark hair. I asked her if she had a boyfriend. She said no. How about a girlfriend? She shyly admitted that for the last year she has. She is a bit insecure as she kept asking me if I liked her butt. Perhaps she was directing me that way as I later found out. But I am not into the rear door approach.She also asked me if I liked to kiss, which I do, and she seemed suprised as she said most Gringos are cold. But she resisted when I tried DFK?

She started with a lame massage. I flipped over and told her to start the concert. She went for the rubber and I said no. She said that would be very expensive. My first mistake: I said how expensive? I had forgotten my previous method of simply saying do it and if its good I will tip you. She quoated 30 pesos. I told her my customary tip for such a modality was 20. She held firm. I gave in on the condition she do it well and to completion. She agreed.

She got me really hot and I decided to drill here. She seemed appreciatve of this and eagerly mounted me with condom. She was really into it and almost had me home when she bolted in panick. BLOOD. This did not bother me but she really freaked out, appologizing profusely. This must have been why she kept asking me if I liked her butt.

She washed and made me do the same. She continued with the BBBJ, but not as agreed. When she sensed me coming, she quickly finished with her hand. I had been defrauded. But being the gentleman I am, paid as agreed and said thank you. When leaving, there was a different Madame, also doable.

Looks 7, attitude 8, performance 2. Next time I will try to do the Madame, go for 30 minutes and make clear my preference for BBBJCIM for 20 pesso tip.

Dickhead

11-01-04, 04:04

Long time no reports in this section. Maybe everyone is broke at the end of the month; I know I am. Anyway it was fun with Daddy Rulz (thanks again for dinner) and other mongers at NEB on Wednesday but I didn't go with anyone. Waitress Ailén has been on preheat but again did not show her tits while dancing. I asked her why, buying her a 15 peso drink in the process. She said it is because she HAS no tits and what I was seeing was all padding. Looking for the bright side, I asked if they were sensitive. No. Do you like to give blow jobs? Only with a condom. Do you like to get your pussy eaten? Depends on who's doing it and how they do it. Not strong motivation to pay 183 pesos. Probably off the list.

Thursday I had my Peruvian over for dinner. That did not go as well as I had hoped since she was yawning from the minute she walked in and we did not end up eating dinner until breakfast. Salad, pasta, and meat sauce is not the ideal breakfast. Perhaps things have peaked between us. Too bad, so sad. Eventually a favorita must allow CIM or I will move on.

Friday was insane but mostly normal bars and clubs with a lot of drinking and very little pussy. Oh yeah and I threw a Catto's girl out for wanting MIF with arms crossed over her chest. She: "I get 200 pesos and I want it now." Me: "I will give you 10 pesos for cab fare, take you downstairs, and wait with you until the cab arrives." So I owe my buddy 70 pesos and I forgot about that the next day. Remind me next time, buddy. But the look on her face was priceless. Yes, I can resist a beautiful 20 year old if her attitude is not what it should be. Crossing the arms was huge mistake.

Saturday I took Bárbara from Salomé to the mansion. For some reason we thought the women would want to use the pool since it was such a beautiful night but we forgot they think anything under 25 degrees C is freezing. So no bathing beauties to be seen. But a good dinner and sex before and after dinner and again in the morning for 100 pesos plus dinner and 10 for taxi. A nice girl but I may not see her again. Or I might.

Sunday we looked at Newport and a few of us found some women they liked but I personally don't see the point to the place if beers are 9 pesos vs. 10 in Catto's or Hook or 5 in NEB and there is no show or anything, and the waitress was very ugly. A high percentage of fake tits and plus who needs a third floor bathroom? Not me; my calves were killing me from all the fucking the night before.

Next mission is to check out the new club, Madonna on Puerrydón.

MoonDog

11-01-04, 04:19

Long time no reports in this section. Maybe everyone is broke at the end of the month; I know I am.
Possible lending some truth to the rumors that some semi-pros often hang around the various bars and cafes looking for some extra cash to make ends meet. Any truth to that?

Moondog

Dickhead

11-02-04, 21:59

Dog, I personally did not think any of the women in Newport on the last night of the month looked like amateurs or semi-pros. Looked like a farm team for Exedra, or to put it another way, there were more veterans than the Redskins had when George Allen was coach. A very high fake tit percentage is usually a good indicator, for example.

Oh yeah and last night I actually went to Madaho's (I was only there once and it was with Mickey Mouse so my recollection is quite unclear). Other mongers offered to pay my cover or I would not have done it. One guy said, "What will happen to your reputation if anyone finds out you turned down free beer?" I said, "What will happen to my reputation if anyone sees me in Madaho's?" But anyway I do agree the median is higher there than in a lot of other clubs. Also the ventilation is better. However I think the dance show pales in comparison to Catto's or Nuevo Estilo. Plus I hate bathroom attendants. I did broker a deal for a monolingual gringo monger, but then it was on to Nuevo Estilo where I feel more at home but still did not go with anyone. I have the phone numbers of three good chicas from there, so why pay 33 pesos for the hotel? BTW those girls are quite paranoid about giving out their phone numbers which is yet another Mafioso aspect of the place that sort of bothers me.

Daddy Rulz

11-02-04, 23:08

Last Thursday before heading out of town I did a real cutie from Newport. The place was full of chicas on the 6-7 range and a few above. Saw this hot little blonde with HUGE fake titties (daddy likes) talking to a million different guys but always returning to the table with her friends. Motioned her over, told her she was my choice for the night. She quoted 300 I hit her back with 250, her eyebrows rose and I quickly told her "I have watched you talk to a dozen guys and your still here. If you say yes to my offer you will be out of here as quick as you can walk" Actually it was more like "Tu dice muchos hombres y Tu es estoy. Habla mi si y salir Hotel en uno minuto" That is how bad my Castillano is but it worked. Name is Elisabeth and a repeat preformance is on the menu. Excellent BBBJ, nice titty rub, strangely off center bush but nice to the taste, multiple positions with a nice "orgasmo para mi" finish. She kept her eyes closed the whole time, perhaps thinking about a Novio? As I said very nice, very hot, no clock watching probably a repeat.

Madahos on Monday, very nice lots o prime, prime poon. My buddy took one out and the next day told me she was very nice. He was the guy Dickhead negotiated for. I told the chica He was a virgin to the scene and asked her to be sweet with him. From all indications She was very nice but no details. There was a shitload of very hot action there last night but nobody was moving on price, extra time could be had, but no discounts. Personally I didn´t talk to anybody so perhaps something could have been done but I wanted to go to NE with D-Head.

Nuevo Estillo, not a lot of guys and a nice ratio of girls. My other buddy that stiffed D-Head on the Chica drinks last week wanted to return and have another crack at the Chacena that would only give him a half hour last week. She was willing to go an hour but only for 250. I told him this was more of a local club and it wouldn´t be very nice to shit where Dickhead eats by helping to inflate the price. We found him another girl, she was very sweet went for 150 and He had a great time. I noticed the Chacena was still there not having gone with anybody a few hours later. I was talking to Corn row girl about that and she said the Chacena is fucking loco and it didn´t make any sense to hang out in the bar not making any money. Just goes to show that in most places it is still a buyers market. If you hold firm, what your looking for can be had. I did Corn row girl again, very sweet, very funny, very entertaining. Same problem as before, something about us doesn´t fit and I have a tough time finishing. I had done a double at 921 that afternoon so perhaps I just hadn´t reloaded. At any rate, I cant fault the girl she really excellent and deserves high praise. I plan on seeing her again before I go.

This afternoon I went by 1707 and picked Maryann (something like that) a tall Morocha with an excellent body. She tried to hit me for 30 for a BBBJ and I told her that the propina was 20, she said the price went up and I said ok and put my money away, then the price came back down. Shes got the best lips and gives great head with this wicked deep throat action. Again multiple positions and a pretty wild finish. I had done her before and she asked why I hadnt been there for a while. I told her about some of the other privados and their pricing structure and commented that they have been raising prices at 1707 through the extras for quite sometime. Explaining that if I can get what I want for less money why pay more. She is a business woman so she understood. She asked me if the girls were pretty and I showed her a photo of Sophie, she was impressed.

Long story short, I continue to believe that we not they hold the power, I think it remains a buyers market with absolutly no shortage of supply. And as Dick Head explained there is no marginal cost to concha so with patience and the willingness to play the cards you have, some excellent deals can be made.

Have fun, I am

DR

MoonDog

11-03-04, 00:26

Dog, I personally did not think any of the women in Newport on the last night of the month looked like amateurs or semi-pros. Looked like a farm team for Exedra,
Love the analogy. :)

Thanks,

Moondog

Starfe

11-03-04, 11:47

Found this on the sexycaracas site. Thought It was worth a read and a post.

http://www.sexycaracas.com/sexyccsmainen0.htm Go to " How to "

See you next week

Locos and Man

11-03-04, 23:52

Yeah Norman!!! I´ve been going to Corrientes for the past few weeks and have just had a great time there. It´s dependable during the day, Always a BBBJ instore, and at least one of the chicks seems to be doable. But then again I may be a little Jaded because it´s he only place I´ve gotten the hook up so far. Are there any other apartements around the obelisk that offer services without any people that you have to deal with in front?

I walk by 600 something 'MT Alvear everyday, but everytime I´ve tried getting in there I never gotten an answer when I get to the door and knock? Does anyone have an idea as to what the hours are? How the girls look? Does Brisa still exist?

The I wish there was an update to the Apartment list because to me, apartements are my link, unless you guys know some young chicas who speak english and like young men. PM ME! Otherwise I don´t really have he skills to negotiate in spanish in cafes, and I don´t really dig hook or catto´s which are down the street from me.

Another thing I can report about 1945 C is that they have a chica with dark hair, big titties, and uses them! For the first week and a half everytime I went there I had some sort of new experience in BA. BBBJ one day, the next CIM, another day of crazy positions (i learned how to say teach me), another anal, and then I´ve been able to TF that Big Breasted Dark Haired Chica (BBDHC). But the I admit though that the selection is limitied, over a course of a few weeks I have only seen a handful of different chicas.

If anyone else has some hot info on apartments please drop me a line!

LS

Knuckhead

11-04-04, 02:07

Well, I followed Starfe's link below, and read the "how to" section. As I began to read it it appeared I had read the material before somewhere else. To the best of my knowledge, the source of this material is here (http://sex.perkel.com/escort/index.htm). Marc Perkel, the author, says at the end of his page that:
This information can be used in your articles about escort services and prostitution as long as you credit the source.

He also goes on to say:
However, if you're an escort service and pass this out you have to let me know and if I'm ever in your town, I get one escort free. If I never show up it costs you nothing. But if I show up, that's my price. One on the house.

So, I'm confused here. Who, after all, owes Marc a freebie:)? Starfe, myself, the web site below, or Jackson? Help me out please!

MRLA

11-05-04, 02:12

My amiga told me that Shampoo had a fire last night and some of the girls passed out from smoke inhalation. Anybody know about what happened and how much damage. is the club going to be closed for awhile?

Dickhead

11-05-04, 05:27

Met up with some of the usual suspects and proceeded first to Piola, where Ukranian Sol was looking awesome and Russian Anastasia was in a foul mood. She offered some guy a menu and when he refused it, she tore it up! Temper, temper. Anyway the place was mobbed and too busy to even eat. So we picked up some more wing men at Exedra, where Peruvian Araceli outclasses most everything in the place, and proceeded to Catto’s.

Chicas were cutting deals and running and the talent was thinning out rapidly. Curly haired Michaela, Brazilian Susana, and a number of others went fast. A curious thing was that Paraguayan Susana was with some guys, changed into street clothes, changed back into hooker clothes, ignored the guys for a while, then sat with them again. Shortly she changed again and they left. I’d say there was a problem with the negotiations! Rosa María and short Romina were otherwise occupied. Two of us left for Ness, leaving two behind.

Ness had way more chicas and was better overall tonight. That is true about 20% of the time in my experience. Gave candy to former favorita Agostina, fended off Lourdes, said hi to Shaina, and settled in at the bar with J. Gave him some scouting reports and we were reviewing the available talent when I spotted a vaguely familiar face, yet one that seemed out of place ... babysitter Gabi from Catto’s! Seems she stayed away from Catto’s a few days too long and when she returned they nixed her. I blew some smoke up her ass and sent her on her way. Then an old monger friend showed up. I’d been expecting him a day or so earlier but he had been delayed and decided to go looking for me. I’m not too hard to find, I guess. Anyway at that point I spotted huge “blond" Jhana, late of Catto’s, late of Salomé, late of God knows where else. She is a nice fun girl and I got her new cell number and gave her some candy and sent her on her way.

I went upstairs to see if I could find the Savage Beast, whom I miss moderately from time to time, but she was MIA. When I got back, old monger friend had Lourdes draped all over him while J was ensconsed with a Paraguayan from Puta Del Este. J began firing off some extremely funny yet politically incorrect jokes, starting with: “Why does Michael Jackson like 26 year olds?” “Because there are twenty of them.” I responded in kind and we were howling with laughter. The chicas wanted us to translate but these jokes just don’t translate. I finally succeeded in translating the one about the difference between a blow job and a ham sandwich. Then I felt lonely so invited the baby sitter over for a copa and it kind of looked like we were pairing off.

But first note to Stormy: Marissa now has shorter hair and pig tails = cheerleader. I tried for a quick feel on the grounds that I had remembered sister Agostina’s birthday on Tuesday but somehow that was insufficient. So I grabbed the baby sitter and left. A good time was had by all and I invited her to the mansion on Saturday for paella.

I sure wish I could roll over and go to sleep after sex like a lot of guys can …

Exon123

11-05-04, 21:59

Exon is on the ground in Buneos Aires.

I was met at the Airport by Ana whom brought Maria Paula to great me and after a shower, (only for Maria's benfit ), Exon's horn's were pruned.

Exon is curently staying at the Manson

And Jackson where ever you are you've got to do something about this FUCKING SERVER

Exon

Punter 127

11-06-04, 14:57

Hey Guys,

I’m now back in sex prison after eight great days in BA. I had experiences with some great chicas. Most came from Playtnum, and were very good and the photos were also real. (I was with Coach 245, I will let him post about his Chica’s, as soon as he can, Jackson I think he is having trouble submitting reports.)

My first Chica was Maia from Playtnum which I posted about earlier. She was great BBBJ and CFS, she was also MSOG. I saw her on two occasions both were great.

My second Chica from Playtnum was Cari. She was one hot little number, BBBJ and CFS, she too was MSOG. I saw her on two occasions both were hot and fun. More photos can also be found on Escortsbaires.com.

The third Chica from Playtnum was Alexia, another good session, BBBJ and CFS, also MSOG, and the Boobs are real. I only saw her once, as she is not my normal type, but I had to check out those Boobs.

BAD CHOICE:

Barbie from Nivel 59, not her photos (not even ten years ago). When she came to the door I had to ask who she was. First she ask for the money up front, which I know better, but it had been requested when the appointment was made, so I complied. Once in the bedroom she refused BBBJ, so I ask for my money back at which point she decided to provide the BBBJ, which was very poor, she would only take the head of my cock in her mouth, so again I ask for my money back and she started to do a little better but still poor. We moved on CFS which was also very poor, tried several positions all were bad. I even tried Russian this was not good either, as she spent the whole time covering my cock with her hand, worried I would blow my load on her face. So I decided to go back to oral again and maybe she would do better if we used a condom, not so, I stopped her and walked her to the door. I DO NO RECOMMEND THE GIRL OR THIS AGENCY!!!!

After the bad time with Barbie we headed for Café Orleans, I pulled a Chica named Rossi. Rossi is from Paraguay, she provided BBBJ and CFS, I also took her on her first tour of the Greek islands, which is not my normal thing but she had never experienced it and was willing. She seemed to like it, and I think it could be had again. I saw her two time and both were very good.

Also had a session with FER who is on the WSG recommended list, she was great BBBJ, and CFS, she too was MSOG. I would have seen her again but ran out of time.

All the above sessions were afternoon session, the plan was to have internet Chica’s in the afternoon and pull Chica’s from the clubs at night. We did visit some clubs but did not pull any Chica’s, because our afternoon session were all MSOG and we just were not “UP” for it.

Roxana scheduled most of our appointment and her service, and the services of Myra and Ana were great. Unfortunately not in a sexual way, I found all three very appealing, each in her on way. Thanks ladies.

Coach and I are planning a return trip ASAP!

Punter 127

Ps; I will be posting photos in the photo section soon.

Punter 127

11-06-04, 23:43

I have had several PM’s asking about MSOG: MSOG is Multiple Shots on Goal, Canadian for multiple cups of coffee. Something I picked up on the Canadian board, many girls in Toronto advertise as being MSOG. If you pay for one hour; you fuck as many times as you can in an hour.

Punter 127

Hot To Cool

11-08-04, 02:11

Punter 127,

Thanks for the clarification, Punter. It's rather appropriate considering that the national sport of Canada is hockey. It could also be explained as multiple pucks or fucks, shall we say, on goal. Now can you grace us on why British call themselves punters then?

Hot To Cool

Norman Stormin

11-09-04, 17:35

I reported for duty at high noon. Six girls were presented in the 5 to 7 catagory. I chose Eva because she came highly recommended from Adam, Adolph and Juan. And I had never done an Eva before. She was a 21 year old spinner from the north of Argentina. Diego something. I asked Salta and she said near there. She's about 5' 2" B cup with nice perky nipples. Medium legnth brown hair. A three year old child but only a small cesarean incision. She said she was too small for the baby and I can attest to her tightness. The price was 60 pesos for one hour.

She was a bit reserved at first but warmed up when she found out I wasn't too demanding and was sincerely interested in her and her comfort. She started with a BBBJ of catagory 8. She then mounted me with rubber but was having a bit of trouble and discomfort. We took a break and cuddled a little during which time I became flacid. This is when we bonded and she went down on me this time like a tiger.

Looks: 7 Attitude start 5 finish 10; performance 8; I would repeat.

I am finding that in the lower priced apartments BBBJTC is part of the service. It is not necessary to ask for it or offer a tip. Although I always tip them anyway.

El Aleman

11-10-04, 07:02

I have inside info about what happened in Shampoo - not very much. There was some minor fire, but nobody hurt. Also, my chica did not mention anything about it beeing closed - and she sure would have, she is working there!

hope that helps

El Alemán

Saint

11-10-04, 16:54

I've been overwhelmed this past 2 weeks. Guys, use your common sense and book your hotel or apartment before you come down here. I've had about 6 or 7 guys fly all the way down here with NO reservations. Are you nuts? The city is extremely busy right now. Most hotels and apartments are booked solid. Don't even think about coming down here with no reservations.

Flexible Horn

11-10-04, 16:56

Arrived back in BA late Sunday night and was met at the airport by Ana.I was absolutely knackered after my two flights but hey, I just had to hit the triangle.
Well being a Sunday night I new it would be quite but there was very few men in any of the 3 clubs, so I had a good choice of chicas. I ended up with Florensa from Ness 23 years old 150 pesos for 2 hours, she was ok.But I would not do a repeat.
Monday met up with Exon123, while having dinner we met up with another monger and decieded to try Affaire 2, where the girls kneel on the stools with their arses in the air, bloody great views. From there we hit Excedra and then it was on to the triangle, but we never made it out of Cattos.
On my way back to my apartment I decieded Newport could do with a check up but alas it was late and their was only 2 free chicas left, so 2 beers later it was of to bed alone, something I dont want to repeat to often.

Already managed some photos for my old friends Lduke & One Tree Hill just need to get them posted.
Flexible Horn

Exon123

11-10-04, 18:54

Stopped by 966 Cordaba apartmento 7 floor number F

I love a good hand job. Its an art form and it takes the edge off.

Exon

Exon123

11-10-04, 19:06

Met up with Caroline, whom the Mouse calls "the little ball washer".

Anyway she's been working the evening shift at Cafe Orlean's.

So I go in their last night and hooked up with her. Their sitting at her table is a drop dead come fuck me gorgeous thing by the name of Julia. Just Fucking Gorgeous.

We start talking and this girl has an atitude you wouldn't believe. I mean she like talks me out of wanting to fuck her later this trip. Im talking just a fucked Nasty Girl and for no reason.

Well I get to talking to Caroline, whom I fucked later last night, and she tell's me that with in the last 6 months just about every girl at Cafe Orlean's that works the night shift has been using Drug's. And that's where the Atitude come's from

So be on the look out at Orleans after dark

Exon

Daddy Rulz

11-11-04, 04:07

Exon123,

Had the same thing happen to me in Orleans. I approached this hottie, long dark hair, semi flaquita, nice rack, don't remember the name. Talked to her about an hour/hour and a half, quoted a price of 350 pesos. After I stopped laughing and asked if she was serious she said yes and walked away. I had showered and was reasonably well dressed but maybe something about me scared or turned her off.

Kinda wacky I will admit.

Flexible Horn

11-11-04, 12:23

Spent a very enjoyable 4 hours chilling out at Colmegna Spa- Sarmiento 839
4326-1257. www.colmegna.com.ar
Different entry costs depending on your needs, 175 pesos allowed us all day use of the facilities plus a 1 hour massage by a professional massues.
Thet have a sauna,steam room and other rooms with decreasing levels of temperature.
There is also a gym, small swimming pool, cafe, relaxation rooms with beds amongst other facilities.
A very nice way to recharge the batteries for another night of mongering.
Flexible Horn

Mickey Mouse

11-12-04, 02:10

Ok Guys,

The Mouse is floundering a little. I am suppose to be in Kiev for a few days next week, but I may have to cancel due to responsibilities. So what is left? Wait another week, stay home, get bored .... celebrate Thanksgiving in BA, spend the Holiday with family .... my preference, but not as fun. Or Just Say F ....ck It!

I have had a standing reservation at my favorite lodging since September. Does this mean DH must find a hole to crawl into? Will Stormy Lose it and Go public? Will Exon welcome me with open arms (even though he is banned from my favorite restaurant)? Will my "Favoritas" remember me? So many questions .. and not enough answers.

Aahh, but will my favorites Bars will treat me Like Gold? Do you think one or two will remember me?

Maybe I will just join Flexible Horn so we can Drink (together) and Fuck (all the chicas) too much!

A frustrated Mouse who has spent too much time in "Sex Prison"

plumo81

11-12-04, 13:10

I meet Elisa of Platynum (Romina for TacosAltos, Sirena for Gemidos and guia59). She uses 2 phone numbers. When I arrived I realized her pictures on the interent have not much in common with the reality. She is much older and her skin is not as clean as on the picture. She is much less attrctive. She tried to make me pay a US$ 100, I of course negociated that quickly to a Ar$ 100 for the hour. So far I understand it's the game. After I paid, she gave me a really low quality bj, during the whole time she had the "make him come quike" look. Her lake of energy and niceness contraste with most other girls I meet in Buenos Aires. Moreover, she smells really bad, I think she doesn't take a shower very often.

Take my advice: don't meet that girl.

Plumo81

Dickhead

11-12-04, 13:48

Yesterday I woke promptly at noon as usual and after doing some work, I hit the gym. I had a 3 PM appointment to do a side job but the guy called and cancelled. I worked a little bit more and then got restless and headed to Pelvi's. They only did one short show with one chica but she was very nice looking. It's funny cuz you've already been looking at them 90% naked anyway. However she did have nice original equipment, including a very nice matched set and a nice, friendly looking kitty that she briefly displayed at the end. I think if I were a nice looking chica with a sweet pussy I would enjoy showing it off once in a while.

Then I suggested to my friend that it was about time he lost his virginity in Suipacha 921, 6 C. This is a short walk from Pelvi's. I hadn't been there in a couple of months but madam Carolina was very happy to see me although she absolutely refuses to fuck me. I did help myself to a handful of ass, though. I had told my friend he could have first choice. First to introduce herself was Támara, whom I already fucked once and she remembered me. Then in came Priscila whom I've fucked three times but she only does CBJ. Then came Nadia and I was pretty sure she was the one for my friend. I caught a whiff of bad breath in the introductory kiss but he didn't mention it later. Last but certainly not least was Pandora with huge tits. Bueno, I'll take her and you can have Nadia.

A minor yet frightening problem was they were out of beer. I drank some strange Framboise cooler thingy instead. Anyhow, Pandora was very sweet with DFK and deep deep BBJTIC at which point she pulled away and most blew all over those huge tits. She ran to the bathroom and when she came back was not upset but said I should have warned her. I said, hey, I figured you knew what would happen if you kept on going the way you were. She said, well okay, next time warn me and go wash your dick and I will suck it some more. She did and I fucked her some and then she sucked some more and then the hour was up. Really a good session and next time I will doggy her with those melons in my hands. BTW she says they are real but I am not too sure about that. Gave her a bocadita and spent some more time working on the madam, then met up with my friend at The Temple for beers.

Had a great dinner at a place I will post about in the restaurant section and then a night cap at Piola, where Ukranian Porteña Sol was looking awesome and it was determined that the ring on her finger means nothing. No fiance, no boyfriend: "I'm too young for that." Damn. Russian bartender Anastasia likes to drink Jim Beam so it could be fun to invite them over for dinner and ply them with alcohol and my culinary creations. But damn buddy WHAT the FUCK was that nasty shit we were drinking? Tasted like a cross between anisette and death warmed over.

Stormy

11-12-04, 14:09

The drink at Piola was grappa. Bad grappa. Possibly adulterated with paint thinner. Thank goodness they offered a nice limoncello to send us off into the night. Nadia at Suipacha 921 was indeed excellent. I had no hint of breath problems, but I was the one who recommended grappa so you can judge by that.

Exon123

11-13-04, 13:28

Had a very nice session with Fabiana yesterday morning. I'd called her the night before and asked her to call me at about 10;00 am. Yes thats right 10:00 am.

After a quick shower and cup of coffee next door she arrived promply at 11:00 and we went right to it. Great girl and Im planning on setting something of Sunday afternoon.

Not so good experience at New Port last night. About a year ago I met a chick at Madaho's and did her at the Dazzler hotel. She kept calling me and wanting more which I refused.

Anyway I ran into this interesting prospect in New Port two nights ago. She said something about us knowing each other which I just passed on as a mistake in indenity.Wrong

Thease girls remember everything, and I mean Everything.

So anyway we hooked for $150 peso's and back to my apartment and she started with the massage. Well it wasn't long before I placed her and what a crack pot she was.

Things just got worse from there. There was no way I wanted to fuck her at this point so I asked for a hand job, (I love hand job's). "Well thats fine" she said "but Ive got to put the condom for your hand job". "Why" I asked, "well I don't want to get creama on my hand when you cum".

I got up put my cloths on and walked her to the door.

Exon

Peter P

11-13-04, 15:39

Buenos Aires seems to be really full these days. I tried 20 hotels before finding one room. A rather discreet and smallish hotel called Bel-Air, which is quite nice, except the foul service from the over-worked porter. As my trip was for work and I was staying only 2 nights, and with BsAs seemingly packed with tourist, I decided for internet take-out. What a bad choice !

Tried several on day one, at around 2030 hrs, before finally landing a deal with Paula of Areavip. Everything sounded good and we agreed on 150 + transport. 30 min later, she calls up to say its her period and she can't come, and suggest sending a friend, saying the she looked identitical. Worried about bait and switch, I decided not to go for it. Didn't get much sleep on the flight to BsAs anyways so decided I should rest and pass for the night.

Day 2, decided to call earlier, at 1900 hrs. Electra, also know as Dalay, in Platynum looked really good so decided to try. She sounded nice on the phone but said that her price is 250. I got her down to 200 and she said she'll be over in 30 min. She also said she's a got friend who spoke english will call me again to confirm the address etc. Mary, her friend who spoke really great English, calls 10 min later to say that I should go wait for Electra at the lobby when she arrives, as she is 20 years old, and could have trouble with getting into the hotel. She also says that Electra would be arriving in 20 min as she's a little delayed. Its almost 40 min later and Mary calls again to say that traffic is bad and Electra is arriving in 20 min, but she'll call to advice me 5 min before Electra arrives. I was getting a little impatient but as she spoke such good English and sounded really sweet, I could only say ok.

Finally, Electra arrives, almost 1 hrs 30 min after I first called. Turns out that Electra is really quite attractive, its the girl in the picture minus all the make-up...but i guess that's about the only positive thing. After entering the room, she immediately asks for payment up front, which i resist and she threatens to leave if i don't pay. Mary is put on the phone again to explain how Electra has been 'swindled' by clients who don't pay, and looking at those big blue eyes of Electra, I gave in and paid her.....big mistake ! What followed was a totally uninspired session, everything covered, no to this, no to that, no performance whatsoever, and with me doing most of the work. Bottoline, a complete waste of time, $ and juice. Next time, I'll pass on the internet option.

One Tree Hill

11-14-04, 11:29

Anyone know of this club? It is supposed to be a swingers type club. A chica told me about it once but I never went.

If anyone has any info I would appreciate it.

Coupe66

11-14-04, 17:29

I just spent the last half hour writing a post for PC to crash on me when I posted it, oh how fun !!! Oh well, here goes again, though with a sense of deja vu and a distinct lack of enthusiasm.

Anyway, I have been back in BA since last thursday enjoying myself, though not particularly the accomodation scene or the weather (especially today !!!!!)

Out of my experiences on this trip so far the best I have had by far has been with a Russian chick downtown. Cost 40 pesos for a half hour. Very good looking (Brunette, blue eyes), tall, voluptous (Big tits) and a great attitute. Have visited her twice (Yes, she was that good) and tipped her 10 and 20 pesos respectively (such a costly hobby this...). Anyway, if anyone is interested in her let me know so I can give you the details without upsetting the WSG rules of engagement (I get lost in them).

The night before last I met this American guy on my way out of my hotel around 11, he has just been here for a week for a hair transplant (?!?) let's call him Bob. Anyway, a very cool guy, took him to Cafe Excedra. Anyway, things seem to be pretty kicking in there at the moment, a lot of choice of muff. Then went to Catto's where 'Bob' proceeded to take over the stage and sing a Tom Jones number and brought the house down !!!! Had his own CD on him for the backing music. He was awesome, was a professional singer for 30 years. Shame he went back to the US today, he would have been an ace mongering partner! The chicks love that shit !!!! Anyway, it was great fun.

A little question, would appreciate anybody's advice. Yesterday I visited an appartment on Lima and Humberto. Anyway, nice pad, shame about the location. Everbody advised against it, dangerous area, close to hooker streets etc. What I was wondering is, would it be safe to take a taxi cruise aound there to check out the scene or not, just out of curiosity ???

Capt Dave,

That Chick Maya you have posted in the photo section, is she the same chick that used to advertise as Rocio on Platynum massages 1m 70 95-63-95 (from my extensive Archive collection), looks like her. I like the look of some of that !!!! What is her performance like though, does she do BBBJ ? I phoned her up once and she didnt seem to have great attitude so didn't take it any further.

Anyway, happy mongering dudes!

EDITOR'S SUGGESTION: I always suggest to everyone who is writing a long report that they write it in a word processing program first, then proofread and spell check, then save it as file on their computer, AND THEN copy and paste it into the forum.

With this method, there is no danger of losing your work, and besides, it's easier to write in a real word procession program first. Even if you're in an Internet Cafe computer with no word processing program installed, you can always use Notepad or WordPad. Thanks!

Dickhead

11-14-04, 17:48

Pulled a good one out of here last night. Solange, thin spinner-type fake blond. Young. Non-smoker. Enthusiastic kisser who started right in on me in the club and also in the cab. BBBJ was pretty good. Fucked her for a while but I was pretty tired so we slept a bit and then she woke up and said she was hungry so I fed her some pasta and me some Viagra and fucked her into a deep comatose state. Later I woke up with wood and shoved it in her from the side for a while and then she slept some more until 11 AM. Then she freaked out about her boyfriend finding out she spent the night (she doesn't live with him though) so she said she had to go. After she got dressed and was cleaning up in the bathroom, we started smooching again and I just opened my fly and pulled her panties aside and fucked her on my sink for a while and then threw her on the floor and finished off. A good value at 100 pesos (money never discussed but I negotiated her out of there with my buddy for 100 last week) plus 20 for drink and 5 for taxi (not requested). Would I repeat? Probably not due to kind of a nasty kid belly and kind of a boring personality. But a really nice ass IMO and sort of a sweet girl.

Coupe66

11-14-04, 22:57

Following my earlier question, as I would like to take a safe taxi ride to check out the street walkers, I have been checking out the Street walker locations posted by Jackson. Which is the best one, if I am looking for voluptous latina types, the San Jose area? But not junkies, trannies etc. On the same subject I was looking at La Nacion in a cafe today, and there was an article about people getting robbed by taxi drivers and new ways they are robbing and conning people. As I only vaguely understood it, was wondering if somebody else read it and good give a lowdown on the article, as it seems pretty serious to me. I take taxis all the time, and have never had a problem, but then again I am cautious an try to pick somebody with an honest face (whatever that means, like Mikey Mouse's I suppose ?!?) / usually an older driver and a radio taxi. Does a Radio taxi always garantee that they are registered ? Thats what I heard but I have my doubts.

El Ricardo

11-15-04, 23:36

I've now recovered from a quick (short) trip to Bs. As., and its about time to get some posting done. I find planning a trip like this extremely tedious, and filled with uncertainty. not that the uncertainty is a bad thing, just a little stressful. I want to go down there and make the best of the time, but my eyes see too much of the glitter, and I want to sample all of it. I don't know how you guys keep your focus in all of this! I tried to make all of my plans before arrival (including making chica arrangements for the weekend before the weekend arrived) but once I arrived it all changed.

I was scheduled to arrive Thursday morning early (after an overnight, allnight flight,) get settled in my apartment, see a Platynum chica I had been lusting after for a while, go out to dinner with Dickhead, visit the Triangle, and checkout a chica to help put me to sleep that night. In addition, I was trying to make arrangements for the weekend, and was successful at getting tickets for the Boca Jr. vs River Plate match on Sunday, but I paid gringo prices. No matter, I was willing for this opportunity to pay the price. I was also trying to schedule something for Saturday, and wound up with mediocre tickets to see/hear Luciano Pereyra. I'd also been talking with Adriana, the webmistress at Platynum, and was going to go out for a coffee or dinner with her sometime during the weekend. Oh yes, my scheduled departure to return to the US was Monday evening. So, basically a total of 5 days in Bs. As.

I was also in communication with a Paraguayan (Rossy) and a Peruvian (Araceli (you've heard Dickhead talk about her)) and hoped to see them during the weekend. In my imagining the weekend, I thought perhaps I could get each of them to come to one of the events I was planning for the weekend.

Well, everything changed with my Microsoft Project planned weekend when I arrived at the airport for my Wednesday evening departure for Bs. As., and they notified me that the plane was broken, and would not leave until the next morning! As a result, I arrived in Buenos Aires and my apartment about 11:00 in the evening on Thursday. So begins the weekend.

I had a great time! It just unfolded a lot different from what I was planning. I'm glad I made as many plans as I did, but just have to go with the flow as it develops. My only regret is that I never really caught up with Dickhead. I promised I would take him to dinner, and never saw him again after the first night (Thursday) when I found him at Ness. When I found him, I was pretty shot from the trip, and as I began to chat with him, I was pounced on by Lourdes. I didn't resist too hard, and even though I spotted another chica I wanted to try, I felt awkward trying to dump her and go across the room (~4') to try another chica. I thought there would be other opportunities and Lourdes got a DH recommendation, so I said: "what the hell!" and decided to give her a try for 200 pesos (Yes, I know...too much!) and off we went. As Dickhead had described her, she WAS a great kisser! BBBJ was pretty good as well, and it was a pretty good start for the weekend. I slept well that night!

I'll write more later, need to get a few things done around here tonight. I will say one other thing before signing off (especially directed to MRLA since we both have lusted after Wendy in Platynum:) I have been curious about Alanis in Platynum. Her physical features, and the fact that she's in the same apartment with the same telephone number as Wendy makes me think they might be related. So when I saw her (200 pesos again!) I asked a few questions that might give me a hint about a connection between she and Wendy. Can't confirm anything yet. About the experience with Alanis: she'll do about everything, but it was a CBJ. I thought I had her talked into a BBBJ, but it was only enough to tease me! Kissing was great, DATY terrific, and enthusiastic sex in multiple positions. Great experience, and I would certainly see her again if there weren't so many others glittering choices to distract me!
More later.
ER

MoonDog

11-16-04, 05:11

El Ricardo,

Thanks for the recap.

As far as planning ahead in BA, outside of someone special that you know, or tickets to an event or other travel, it is best to just go with the flow. Do not arrive with high expectations of an internet chica, as outside of a few level headed ones, these girls do not know what they are going to be doing from one hour to the next. When you arrive, have a list of five or ten girls off the internet that you want to see, and start calling. You will probably get one or two that will make it over.

The reason that two girls had the same phone number was more than likely they and about 4 other girls are working out of the same brothel apartment rather than being related. There are sister acts though, and sometimes that is fun too. :)

Next time relax a bit, and just pick a girl that you like at the moment. If you do not see anyone, wait 10 minutes.

Enjoy the life,

Moondog

OttoGraham

11-16-04, 11:31

Flexible Horn

11-16-04, 12:41

I have been visiting Santa Fee 1707 most days, but the other day when they did the parade I had been with every girl apart from one.
So with some help from Exon 123 I tried Paraguay 877- No1 A Tel 4312-2206. 80 pesos, 1 hour for a good massage with a HJ finish. FS available at extra costs.
FH

Coupe66

11-16-04, 15:10

Hi all,

I wanted to ask a couple of important things. Well important to me anyway !!!

Quote from my last non-appearing post "A little question, would appreciate anybody's advice. Yesterday I visited an appartment on Lima and Humberto. Anyway, nice pad, shame about the location. Everbody advised against it, dangerous area, close to hooker streets etc. What I was wondering is, would it be safe to take a taxi cruise aound there to check out the scene or not, just out of curiosity, and would it be worth the trip?"

Quote 2

"Capt Dave,

That Chick Maya you have posted in the photo section, is she the same chick that used to advertise as Rocio on Platynum massages 1m 70 95-63-95 (from my extensive Archive collection), looks like her. I like the look of some of that !!!! What is her performance like though, does she do BBBJ ? I phoned her up once and she didnt seem to have great attitude so didn't take it any further."

Also, did anybody read that article in La Nacion on Sunday about the Taxi drivers finding new ways of ripping people off, seems pretty serious. If anyone did, could they please give us a lowdown on it, as my spanish wasn`t good enough to understand it completely.

Coupe66

11-16-04, 15:18

I visited this amazing Russian chick on Tucuman the other day(s). Tall, voluptous, late 20's, dark hair, blue eyes, excellent serive. A seriously hot woman. Wanted only 40 pesos, gave her 50 the first visit and 60 the second, yes, she was defenitely worth a return trip. Used to advertise as Katya on Gemidos. Anyway, anyone interested, let me know !!!

Yesterday I did not have such a great mongering time in BA. Visited Angeles from Gemidos massages section. Looks great in photos and in person pretty good as well. Problem was however she promised BBBJ on phone but failed to deliver, treated my knob like some lollipop that you don not like the flavour of too much. Anyway, was 80 pesos down the drain, tried to get half my money back but she refused (Go figure !!!). So I would advise against visiting her, building is also a dive on Juncal 858, where I earlier visited a crap appartment.

Last night Excedra was pretty dead, no great looking chicks there as opposed to last Friday when was kicking. So headed to Recoleta, tell me, what is so great about that place ?? Newport was full of total bimbos with fake tits, not my type. So headed to Madahos. First of all I find 30 pesos for the entrance a total rip off, for the sake of 1 drink !!! That is approaching European prices. Anyway the girls were nothing special at all, mainly small, slim, hardly any voluptous chicks with tits and ass, my type. Most of them would not get a second look on the street here or anywhere else. When I enter a club on the Costa del Sol, Spain, my cock often goes like a rock !!! They are full of luscious women, local beuty queen from Columbia, Venezuela, the Carribean, Eastern Europe etc etc. Honestly, I kid you not. Where are the chicks like that here ??? And where is the racial diversity ??? Ok, so maybe I picked a bad night and maybe I was not in the best of moods. But I stick to my general point. Anyway, hope I have better luck today, and so do all you other guys.

One Tree Hill

11-16-04, 15:25

FYI gents....

I will arrive wednesday for a one week stay (or longer). Hope to meet up and have a beer or two. Will try and make the mansion dinner sat if it is held.

I am in an apt in Centro /San Martin area/. Will be trolling the triangle on a regular basis!

OTH

Dickhead

11-17-04, 12:55

Well, another favorita down the tubes. I got a good five months of use, misuse, and abuse out of her, a new record. She got the traditional farewell dinner and the sex was nice. I notice these things peaking somewhere around 12-15 sessions on average. I really like this one so unlike with the last one who was starting to take advantage and thus was cut without explanation, we talked this time about what made things turn south, and I learned a few things. Like, women don't always say what they mean and don't always mean what they say, and that communication in a second language tends to lead to misunderstandings. Oh, wait a minute, I already knew that.

There's a couple waiting in Triple A who may be ready for a shot at the position, and also I will be checking the waiver wire. In the meantime, I think the gals at Güemes 3221 are probably lonely.

Exon123

11-17-04, 17:51

Just finnished a one hour session with Laura, $80 Peso's

It was wonderful with a "Happy Hand Finish"

Was offered a "Promotion", special of the day, which was an extra girl for $40 pesò's more but Exon declined as one at a time is more than enough.

Don't know if the extra girl is Inflationary or not at $40 peso's as I have no benchmark and would have to refur to Dickhead regarding such matters.

Exon

Peter Pan #2

11-17-04, 20:23

Hi,

Coupe66 I will be in BA next month and love voluptuous russian girls. Your name does not allow a personal pm but please send me her contactinfo. Thanks

PP2

Paul VJK

11-17-04, 23:17

Argentinian girl (or at least one with pics from Platynum) - advertising on ********** LA.

Amusing. Any of you recognize her?

http://losangeles.**********.org/ers/49270617.html

Mickey Mouse

11-18-04, 13:45

Just wanted to warn everyone that there is a chance that the Mouse may be breaking free for Thanksgiving Week and returning to Heaven. A tuesday arrival for 1 week is in the works. Yes, Thanksgiving at the Mansion is a definite.
So, anyone that doesn't want to be found, start digging your foxholes now. Everyone else, How about tuesday night dinner meeting to start the New Adventure!
MM
BTW: I was read the riot act by the new girlfriend at home (even though we had an agreement @ this) who stated if I go, we're through! Guess What?

Jackson

11-18-04, 14:35

The 3rd Annual WSG Thanksgiving Dinner

Greetings everyone,

I am please to announce that Silvina and I will be hosting the 3rd Annual WSG Thanksgiving Dinner on Thursday, November 25th, at the WSG Mansion in Vicente Lopez.

All WSG Members and other interested persons are welcome to attend. You may bring a date, but it's not required, because...

After the dinner, the real party will begin as the First Lady of Buenos Aires, Roxana, will have arranged for us to meet a number of Buenos Aires's finest Internet chicas.

In addition, Silvina has arranged live entertainment provided by the two chicas who regularly perform at Pepe Pomo's in Recoleta.

Please direct questions and RSVP's to jackson@argentinaprivate.com

Summary:

What: The 3rd Annual WSG Thanksgiving Dinner
Date: Thursday, November 25, 2003
Time: Drinks at 8:00 pm Dinner at 9:00 pm, party at 11:00 pm.
Where: The WSG Mansion in Vicente Lopez.
Directions: Please email to jackson@argentinaprivate.com for map and directions.
Dress: Dressy casual
Cost: Approximately $75.00 pesos ($25.00USD) per person.
Menu: The traditional feast of roasted turkey, baked ham, mashed potatoes, gravy, corn-on-the-cob, Caesar salad, corn bread, cranberry sauce, pumpkin pie with whipped cream, beverages, and coffee.

Thanks,

Jackson

Financial Details: The $75.00 pesos includes food, open bar, wine, champagne, beverages (sodas, coffee, tea, etc.), desserts, live entertainment, and the gratuity. Obviously, gentlemen will be expected to pay for their dates.

Please Note: Due to the prestigious stature of my guests, video cameras will not be permitted at the function. In addition, photographs may only be taken in planned poses and with the expressed consent of all persons in the photo.

Norman Stormin

11-18-04, 14:43

I went to 1828 Sarmiento the other day and was told by the doorman that it was permanently closed. Thought you'd like to know.

Coupe66: tried to pm you but it didn't go through. Please pm me the contact details for the Russian chick.

Thanks

Exon123

11-18-04, 15:37

DickHead is a Monger's Monger and so am I

Any way after dinner he showed me a new club.Down accross the street from Cutty Sark, no one ever go's to Cutty Sark, the a new place that seams to be hot called "JAZ PUB".

Now for six or eight months Ive been looking for whom I think is the best waiter in the club business. "Teddy"who used to be my main man at Catto's, but everytime I'd go in and ask for him theyéd say he's retired so I quit asking for him.

He's one of thoses guy's that just makes you feal special when you walk in the door.

Well bottom line is I walk in the door of the new club "Jaz Pub" and theirs "Mi Amigo"Teddy shouting Exon, Exon my friend my friend.

I gave Him 10 Peso's. Exon loves to be stroked

Exon

Exon123

11-18-04, 21:16

Exon Fucked Jessica this afternoon thanks to Stormy.

Jessica was my absolute favorite at Santa Fe 1707 but she became a republican quit her job at Santa Fe 1707 and started her own Apartmento business. Republicans do that type of thing.

Well acording to Stormy business is slow at her start up venture so she also moonlights at Madaho's where I hooked up with her the other night.

Well theres a languish handicap between the two of us but Stormy came to ther rescue and gave me her address and phone number so we Fucked this afternoon in my apartment.

I gave her my Spanish English Translation hand book and $120 peso's and she gave me an Orgasmo.

A fare exchange

Thanks Stormy

Exon

Dickhead

11-19-04, 04:29

Out of all the misspellings in Exon's lengthy and distinguished career, I nominate "languish handicap" as numero uno. But thanks for dinner and drinks last night, Exon. Anyway we did go to Jaz and also we went in Pussy Club on Córdoba (the late, lamented "Snob"; don't bother!) and we saw a jazz group in Mala Cara on Marcelo T and Paraná. Check this place out and I think you will like it. Go to the bar in the basement. Nice and cool and mellow. Of course Dickhead can't really take too much mellow so we went to Pelvi's on Callao and watched some chicas masturbate on the pool table which was cool. Beers are only 4 pesos so why not watch some half nude chicas? And some fully nude ones too.

Then Ness and beers are now 15 pesos there. I can tell you I will be doing more apartments and fewer clubs in the future. But the baby sitter was there and gave me an immediate hard on so I called her over. I bought her a drink and she was rubbing up against me and I thought I would come in my pants right there. Although admittedly that could be construed as a good value, I took her home and fucked her instead, repeatedly. 120 pesos plus 20 peso drink plus 4 cab < my 150 threshold.

So then tonight it was Catto's and yes, indeed, drinks have risen to 12 and 25. I told Pancho I would be drinking a lot less from now on and he said he doubted that. Cristina was giving me the business and I was leaning towards taking her home but we did want to check out Ness. It sucked tonight. So back to Catto's and was accosted by Rosa María who said she was "caliente" which I do not doubt for a moment. I said I had been busy working lately and she said "Yeah like last night in Ness." See, the babysitter is her babysitter. Oh well, busted again.

Anyway I left with Cristina ASAP and I fucked her in a number of areas (ha ha Stormy). She is very good but I find it disconcerting when she says "Cógete tu puta" (she is not Argentinean so the accent mark is correct) and "Soy tu puta" and things of that nature. I like her body and her attitude and she is just plain horny. Works for me. Price negotiations were a bit dicey as she said 150 and I said 130 so she said 140 and then I said 120 so she laughed and we went into the local price vs. Argentinean price thing and settled on 130 so at 130 + 25 newly inflated invitada + 4 for cab > my threshold. But well worth it and she said 120 would be OK in the afternoon with 24 hour advance notice.

Drink inflation is very disturbing but I see no pussy inflation and Brahma is holding steady at 1.55 per liter.

Stormy

11-19-04, 09:09

Dickhead said "I fucked her (Christina) in a number of places." I assume that means the living room, kitchen, bedroom, ect.

Exon, you are welcome. Jessica has always been a favorite and her sexual proclivities do support your theory that she is a republican. She did tell me that she was a Libertarian leaning toward Nader, but I think these girls sometimes tell us stuff they think we might want to hear.

Exon123

11-19-04, 14:07

While crusing with Dickhead the other night I met Silvina at Ness.

It was too late to Fuck her that night but last night I stumbled back in.

Having already done Jessica earlier in the day thr urge was not that strong but nature took its course and soon I found myself deep inside her pussy stroking in and out.

It was very good and we have an appointment at 6:00 pm for a repeat.

The Mouse might be coming to Town.

Exon

Marco Porteño

11-19-04, 14:07

Hi there!

I also read this article about the recent taxi incident. Just rely on radio taxis and use common sense. If the driver looks so so then just take another one. By the way, can you please PM me the address and phone number of the Russian chick as I´ll be in BA again next week (I'm now in Mendoza).

Thanks in advance.

Marco

Jaimito Cartero

11-19-04, 16:39

Out of all the misspellings in Exon's lenghty and distinguished career, I nominate "languish handicap" as numero uno.

I think we should have some WSG BA shirts made up. A Exon special edition would be great. I can just imagine what it would look like. (Think a harp music introduction, and then a fuzzy fade.)

On the front would be, "I hate periods", with Exon's name below it. Then perhaps a medium red dot below it. However, as you view it from a different angle it gets much larger.

Then on the back you have a list of other memorable phrases ala Exon, "Languish Handicap", and many more. Charge $15 for the shirt, and donate all the proceeds to the WSG Charities fund!

(By the way, Rick, this isn't a dig on you. You're a great guy, and your posts are *always* interesting!)

JavMav

11-19-04, 17:31

Jaimito,

You should be on the Apprentice this year. They REALLY need that kind of creativity. Anything other than standing around Time Square selling whatever Trump drums up for them...

After a three-year absence, I cannot wait to begin visiting again next month. First $50 in beer on me if we can get a little (or big) group together!

Mav

Mickey Mouse

11-19-04, 18:32

The Mouse will be arriving on Tuesday for a week of meditation!

Exon123

11-20-04, 13:14

Since they would truly be collectors idems that would appreaciate over time, done that , been their and got the T-Shirt to prove it, ect, ect, ect.

Fucked Fabiana again yesterday, then took her to dinner with Fexible Horn.

After dinner I put Fabiana in a cab and the Flexable Horn and I went cruseing. First to Jaz¨Pub then to the triangle.

Apon reaching Ness I found Silivia whom I fucked the night before and started rubbing my Hard On all over her leg and taking her hand to make her feal how hard she was making me. Then I invited her friend to feal it, they both aggree'd I was in a state of erection dry humping Silivia's leg.

Then on to Catto's and there low and behold was Carolina, (the ****), moonlighting from her department store, whom seamed to be hideing from me. Anyway Hola, Hola, Exon mucho amor and so forth. She's been gaining weight and I won't fuck anymore.

Im heading into town for a hand job then on to the Manson for saturday night dinner.

Monday Flexible Horn and I are heading for Bariloche for two days of abstaince, (got you again Dickhead), and Fishing. I'd like to fish and fuck but don't know if thats possible their. Will report later.

Exon

Flexible Horn

11-21-04, 13:47

After a very enjoyable dinner at the mansion hosted by Jackson & Captain Dave, I shared a cab with Exon and Moondog to the Jaz Pub.
Three fellow mongers joined us,from there four of us headed over to Solome (Cordoba & Billinghurst) my chica from a previous night was pleased to see me, but I did not want a repeat session. She had asked me to meet her and a friend in Killkenys on Thursday (one of her nights off) but I couldn't make it.
From there it was off to Dollys (Ave Directorio- Flores), now this place is different, packed with young Argentinians having fun, with strippers every 15 mins, very few foreign mongers.
Leaving two, enjoying chicas company, myself and another monger headed to the triangle. Surprisingly Ness was the more "rocking" of the three, soon my amigo was in the arms of a chica, so I was off to Newport.
Looking around Newport I recognized 90% of the chicas (I think Im Using the place to often) so after a couple of drinks I was off to bed.
Passing Affaire my doorman called me over, Informing me 3 of my previous where inside, so being the true gent I am in I went (free entry now, due to frequent visits)
Reaching the bar, I was second guessing who would be the first to talk with me. My guess was right, Lissette a tall well built 24 year old, after giving me wood, checking the time it was 5am, I thought what the hell, so it was 150 pesos for up to 2 hours if I needed it.
Who am i kidding I just wanted a repeat of her bbbj skills and One fuck no second shot tonight, to tired.
FH (Tired, but Loving BA)

HappyGoLucky

11-21-04, 14:02

Hey all,
Point of information, lately it seems that few people report on Madahos. Have they priced themselves beyond the savvy monger's (or as Exon says "the monger's monger) threshold? I just don't grasp why Madahos would try to enforce a $300 peso minimum on foreigners (plus drinks). Is Madahos taking a cut?? Wassup with that?

JustGotBack

11-21-04, 18:59

I have a week of forced vacation from Xmas to New Years. I've been trying to decide where to go. Sadly, the airfares that week are huge. The airfare to BA is about twice what it normally is. I'd still be willing to pay it if there is still some action in town. But from previous posts, I get the impression that BA is dead that week. Is it true? If I go, will I get nothing more than a good steak dinner?

Daddy Rulz

11-21-04, 23:37

Happy go lucky,

My last night there I picked up a girl I had done once or twice before, Carolina is her name. She's hard to miss, Flaquita, with hair to her waist and really big fake tits just like I like tham. We said howdy I reminded her of our previous session (it was over a year ago) when I mentioned the hotel she remembered me. We talked for a couple minutes, she mentioned 300 pesos, I giggled and told her she had me mistaken for the other drunk American at the bar. Long story short we agreed to 250 for 2 hours 2 hours and a half, BBBJ and as many shots on goal as I wanted, with payment due at the end. Bought the drink and vamanos. Session was excellent, two shots on goal one of them russian. It was a Saturday night, the place was empty and it was late, I don't know if I would have gotten the discount otherwise. Earlier in the week my buddy, it's was his first trip to BsAs, took a girl out and she kept him occupied for 4 hours. (I told her he was a virgin). He was happy with the 300 pesos price.

You can find beautiful women in any boliche in BsAs, the median at Madaho's is just higher, plus you will only pay one cover, one cab ride, and it's one stop shopping. Service has always been good and the place is secure. If your ok with the price it's not a bad place for beginers (or if your taking somebody there that has money and they are buying) if your into value mongering it needs to be avoided.

My .02

lotsafun

11-22-04, 00:30

Well, both F & F are available. See my posts on Bariloche. I've seen many Gringos bring their fishing and other tackle theire.

...
Monday Flexible Horn and I are heading for Bariloche for two days of abstaince, (got you again Dickhead), and Fishing. I'd like to fish and fuck but don't know if thats possible their. Will report later.

Exon

Capt Dave

11-22-04, 01:36

Lotsa....

We have one room at the mansion still available that week, and I am working on both a Christmas and New Years party for some of the chicas who WILL be in town that week - many of the ladies from Paraguay, Brasil, Peru and Uruguay will be in town.

David

I have a week of forced vacation from Xmas to New Years. I've been trying to decide where to go. Sadly, the airfares that week are huge. The airfare to BA is about twice what it normally is. I'd still be willing to pay it if there is still some action in town. But from previous posts, I get the impression that BA is dead that week. Is it true? If I go, will I get nothing more than a good steak dinner?

Dickhead

11-23-04, 00:49

Friday at Nuevo Estilo Malena had removed the corn rows and was now, mysteriously, a rather dark brunette with pig tails. Greta was not there. Antonella continues to slim down, but is so busy as to border on unattainable. Dominican Maggi seems like a pretty nice gal; I hadn't talked to her before. I need some dark stuff soon so she could be a candidate. She's the one they often put on stage with the bachelors. She is a very good dancer. The ever reliable Patricia was available for a long session of fondling for 15 pesos. Ailén is still looking sweet but is going to have to show me something to get back on the list. Paraguayan Silvina has a killer body but does not rouse much enthusiasm. Lebanese Turka, who has the largest tongue I have ever encountered, seemed like a possibility but I've had a few voluptuous types lately so decided to go in another direction.

Finally I let my erection determine the direction and Malena and I had some discussions. You can't make out with the girls there but you can feel them up. Don't know who decided on those rules. Anyhow I mentioned that sex there was quite expensive versus an apartment and she said she would give me an apartment price of 100 pesos. I said, yes, but that is for half an hour. She shrugged and grinned and said she would make me come twice in half an hour. I said I doubted that given my age, stage, and recent adventures and that it would be OK if she just blew me for a while. So off we went and she did, in fact, keep her promise and I was amazed. This girl got game! Hotel is 20 the half hour and I bought her 2 15 peso beers = my 150 threshhold exactly. Second beer is not necessary but Malena likes to drink beer and I can sympathize with that.

So that held me for a while but today I woke up at 7 AM in a state of desperation. I tried mightily to hold off until 10 AM when Güemes 3221 would open but just could not and was soon off to Santa Fe 3373 which is 24-7. Támara was roused from an undoubtedly sound sleep and blew me languidly for 20 minutes, then I hopped on and drove her home. 40 pesos plus 1.60 bus fare. Could be worse. Támara has very good oral skills but I wish she were a little taller.

Suerte,

DH

Jackson

11-23-04, 02:29

Greetings everyone,

I met with the caterer today to review the final details of the Thanksgiving Dinner at the Mansion. Thanks largely to Silvina, it's going to be a 1st class affair including an inviting table setting, floral arrangements, a full time bartender, waiters for each table, ect. In addition, the caterer has really planned a lot of great details including fresh bread, real croutons on the Cesar Salad, brown sugar glazed ham, etc.

Anyway, I've received 36 confirmed reservations, which only leaves 10 seats remaining, so please send in your RSVP's as soon as possible to Jackson@ArgentinaPrivate.com or call the Mansion at 4718-0594.

Thanks,

Jackson

Dickhead

11-23-04, 04:14

I had a few beers and played some cards at The Temple, then left about 10 PM for home. I had two drinks in Shamrock and got home by eleven and was planning on going straight to bed. But then I got a hard on and I figured I could go to the Triangle and pull someone out pretty quick. I was thinking maybe the babysitter or Romina from Catto's but neither was there. I was inches away from pressing the buzzer at Suipacha 921 6C but somehow inexorably I was in Catto's again and I grabbed Rosie and we took off. It was good but I should have been more disciplined. I still need to do Romina for sure. OTH, I hope you took full advantage of Cristina.

Anzac

11-23-04, 09:41

Hi Guys,

Yes I have RTFF over and over, yet i'm still having some trouble finding the answer to the question. So I i need all the BA regulars and locals to help me out please as I only have a 3 day business trip coming up in December.

What are your top 5 pickup joints for semi-pros and freelancers, maybe even the discos with best results? Are where are they located?

Thanks in advance, Anzac

Sosher1

11-23-04, 15:07

Yesterday I paid a visit to Esmeralda 847 based on the good references in the forum. Easy to find: 12 floor, appartment H. I was received by the madam and chose for two girls: 100 pesos. There was a line up of 6 girls, all nice. Chose for the first two with names that differ from those on there website www.brisamasaje.com.ar. I suppose they change them all the time. They give me the number of another appartment in the building and there I met the girls and a normal massage-table (no candles or so!)

- back massage was fine
- the girls kept all there clothes on
- they only used there hands, almost no erotic touching
- after turning they started the haggle
- top off: 30 pesos each
- BJ (not BBBJ): 20 pesos each

I didn´t ask more. I suppose all of it could end up to 150 pesos on top of the 100 it starts with. Thank you!. They showed me the shower (alone) and I left the place disappointed and thinking of all the nice body to body massages I had all around the world.

Apart from this I had some verey nice meetings at other places. I will send reports later on.

One Tree Hill

11-23-04, 18:12

Dickhead,

Yes I did take full advantage of Chrisitna, or should I say she took full advantage of me? Either way it was 3.5 hrs of pure passion and sex.

What a chica! She is a real pro. Mult positions. BBBJ, HJ, culo, massage, MSOG, DATY, DFK...well you get the picture...geez....I need a vacation after her! She is certainly one of OTH`s favoritas now.

Mickey Mouse

11-23-04, 21:14

And my BsAs' ATF met me at the airport with the warmest, wetest and best welcome I have ever had. After a cab ride to the Hotel, 5 hrs of jacuzziing, showering (Yowzer), napping and covering all the acronyms of the alphabet I am "Ready" to begin my new adventure.
First dinner with an old friend then the Triangle (Cattos first) around midnight if anyone would like to meet up.
On second thought, maybe I should just stay in and recoup from the trip. Maybe when I'm dead.
MM

Exon123

11-23-04, 21:33

Flexible Horn and Exon are in Bariloche fishing

I´ll buy the Mouse Dinner tomorrow our plane get´s into Newberry about 8:30 pm, Dinner at !0:00

Exon

Norman Stormin

11-23-04, 22:53

A few weeks ago I posted a favorable report and mentioned I was charged 50 pesos but was not sure what that entitled me to. Another board member told me I was overcharged as it should have been 40 pessos.

My second visit I asked for Lorena and was told she was occupied. Another of the girls perked my interest but this time I took charge of the situation. I told the madame I wanted April for one hour and handed her 40 pesos. She took the money, left momentarily, came back and said it was 50 pesos for completo. I asked what is completo and she explained. I explained that Saint Peter had never been nor would ever go through that gate. 40 pesos without cola would do just fine. She agreed.

My third visit I asked for and received Lorena for one hour. I handed her 40 pesos. She asked for 50. I explained that while Lorena possessed one of the most beautiful asses in creation, I had no intention of violating it. She retorted that Lorena was special and required 50 pesos. I also considered Lorena special and would gladly pay 100 pesos, but please don´t fuck with me. I gave her 50 pesos.

After a wonderful session with Lorena, I had a little time left which I put to good use. I tutored her in basic economics. I put 6 ten peso notes on the bed. I put 5 aside and said that is for the house. How many are left? That's right Lorena and that ten peso note is your tip. Now let´s play again. Six notes on the bed, this time four for the house, how many left? That's right and those would have been your tip if the house didn´t rip me off. Now next time I come will you make sure the madame undertands this? Of course.

Fourth visit I ask for Lorena for 1 hour. The madame tells me 70 pesos. I told her this was hyperinflationary Peronist bullshit (do the numbers Exxon). I told her she was crazy: one time fifty, one time forty, and now seventy. She flat out lied and said I never paid forty. I said I must be confused, pulled out my address cheat sheet, asked her if this was Corrientes 1965, and if it were, to bring Lorena in to prove it to me. She did and Lorena came to my rescue. They had a little conference and I paid 40.

Am I being targeted because I´m a Gringo? Did Lorena tell her about the 20 peso tip and she wants her half? Does the Madame know she has a superstar and just wants to cash in on the bonanza? I would appreciate any input from other members regarding recent pricing changes at this establishment.

Norman Stormin

11-24-04, 00:30

I decided to cruise Florida with the ultimate objective of finding Dickhead's Maria. This was a bit out of character as I'm a day person and pretty much stick to the apartments.

Strolled from Plaza de Mayo to Plaza San Martin then back to the Richmond for lunch. I love the Richmond. I loved it more before they remodled it and replaced that beautiful parquet floor with that ugly pink marble. I also loved it more before they raised the prices to pay for that ugly pink marble floor. I had a decent executive lunch for 25 pesos which you can have at any cafe in the city for 10 pesos. But that´s the price one pays for sitting in 100 year old chairs. And I love sitting in those 100 year old chairs.

Did two more laps after lunch and then had coffee at that famous candy store on the corner of San Martin and Cordoba. Lots of eye candy but I was holding out for Maria. Another lap and then detoured on Lavalle which has been extened clear to 9 de Julio since my last visit to the area. I found a massage parlor between Florida and San Martin and made an 8 pm appointment. That would carry me till Maria's 9:30 curtain call.

I dined early at one of the restaurants on Lavalle and people girl watched till my 8pm massage. 40 pessos for one hour. I asked why 30 for women and 40 for men and was told its because men require more intense work. I bot the lie. The worse massage I ever had in my life. The thought of a happy ending never crossed my mind because if this girl fucked like she massaged, she would have to pay me.

9pm I head for Maria´s corner. I stop and talk to the girls on Cordoba handing out cards for Chicote. I promise one Í'll come back later. Another one named Karen propositions me for 100 pesos. I said give me your number and we'll get together. I approach Maria´s alcove with great anticipation but no one. There´s a girl standing at the corner and I say hello, not sure if she is working. I continued to the Marriot and turned around. Same girl on the corner and no Maria. This time she says hello. I introduced myself and her name was Mely. She's working at a new pub called Jazz. Would I like to see it? No, but I like to buy you a drink at this cafe. No go. She's working and has to bring me to Jazz. I took the bait knowing full well it would be switcharoonie time.

The place was ok but I hate fish bars where they pressure you to buy high priced drinks. On the way I told Mely I had plans and wasn't looking for any girls or high priced drinks. She was sooo sweet and promissed the drinks were not expensive. 45 pesos for a soda water and orange juice. Inexpensive is a relative term but $15 for 2 non alcoholic drinks is expensive anywhere in the world. It is armed robbery in Argentina. Another reason I stick to apartments.

Mely leaves (but not without me getting her number) and I am attacked on all sides by beautiful women wanting drinks. I'm outta here. Maria's waiting. No such luck.

I head down Florida to Cordoba and am accosted by the card girl I promised I would see later. I made it clear I had no intention of having a drink even if it were free (which the card said 1 free drink). I would only look.

Two drop dead uglies pounced on me at the door. Mary Jane permiated the air. I was outta there in a New York second. The card girl followed me and asked what was wrong. I said I'm going to have a coffee across the street and invited her. She came. We each ordered coffees then comes the one who previously proped me for 100 and asks to join us. I said yes, order something, and went to the toilet.

I come back and the third wheel has oj and water. Then comes the pizza and special salad. I'm thinking this girl has balls. She devours it all while telling me she hasn't eaten in days. Then the coup de grace, a steak the size of a roast. It could have fed a family of four and that was its intent. She asked for it to go. I'm steaming and ask for the bill. 40 pesos. Now subtract 2 coffees and you know how much this pig cost me. But that's not all. Some guy is hacking watches for 10 pesos. She wants one so bad she's willing to take it off my future 100 peso date. This girl has mistaken kindness for weakness. Now comes the milk money for the kids. I'm not usually rude but I said hasta luego bebe and left.

Lessons learned (or at least reinforced):

Florida is a tourist trap.
Stay out of clubs.
Never be kind to a street girl.
No more Mr. Nice Guy.

Norman Stormin

11-24-04, 01:40

I went to 1707 Santa Fe for my pre lunchoen apperatif. Barbara was her name. She had been on my mind since my last visit. She´s the tall slender one with the tatoo above her cute butt. About 5' 6 B cup 24 year old from Montevideo. She started out well with DFK and a great BBBJ but seemed to tire after some rigorous fucking. We took a little break and bonded. She recovered well. She refused my 20 peso tip. But this was just added theatrics. These girls would all do well in Hollywood. She gets an eight across the board: face, body, attitude, performance. I will repeat.

I had a fantasic 3 hour lunch at Asturias then went to 36 Billares for a coffee. I'm sitting at a table in the front window winking at every decent looking woman. I do a lot of winking here. In fact I'm going to the doctor Thursday. I think I've developed repetative stress syndrom in my right eyelid.

I evoke a big smile from one and quickly signal her to come in and join me for a coffee. She does and so does an entourage of street urchins. First the guy on crutches with no visable defects. I wave him off but not before he's devoured our cookies. Then the lottery hack who helps himself to my water. All loyal campfollowers of my new found love.

After this introduction, she wasted no time touting her sexual prowress. I told her I was spent, had no milk left for her, and for that matter very little money. Let's just enjoy the conversation and I'll try her another day. She insisted she was a blow job artist and would get me off for 20 pesos or no pay. I needed clarification on this one and further objected about having to pay for a hotel. She countered with 30 pesos including the hotel. I passed.

Now she hits me up for 10 pesos for food for the kids. I had promised myself no more Mr. Nice Guy but gave in telling her this was an advance payment for the next time I saw her. She agreed and left.

I left shortly after her and unintentionally caught up with her at Plaza Congresso. I hadn't noticed how pretty her ass legnth hair was on her 5 foot frame. I put my arm around her and she started on me again about how good she was and I should try her now. I couldn't believe how hard she was trying for only 10 pesos. She already had 10 and would risk that as she promised no come no pay. I said what the hell. Five steps further and we turn into a hotel. 10 pesos for the room (regular price). If she got me off it would be worth 20 more. If not, it's a push.

The room (en suite) was better quality than the apartments I have been in. And, you got two towels and a bar of unwrapped soap from the concierge.
Estar was about 39.9 something, cute and had all of her teeth. I was pleasantly suprised when she disrobed as she had b cup breasts with distended nipples about thumb size. She not only allowed me but encouraged me to chew on them. This was a big turn on for me and gave me the extra spark I needed. I was semi hard when she went down on me and she is an artist. She had to work hard but when she told me she loves this and I could come in her mouth and she would swallow, I lost all dignaty and blew it. She won her 20 pesos.

This was my first street walker experience. I have read little of them in the forum and am interested to know if this was an anomolly or is 20 pesos common.

Jaimito Cartero

11-24-04, 01:50

On second thought, maybe I should just stay in and recoup from the trip. Maybe when I'm dead.
MM

And darn, just to think of that poor girlfriend you left in the cold North. No Christmas presents to buy her, and all that extra cheese in your pocket for warm BA hospitality.

TheKnife

11-24-04, 18:00

FYI,

Paola at 1707 Santa Fe is as good as advertised. She even gave me her cell number. Hahaha. Any of you guys meeting up tonight? If so please leave word. Calicula and I are meeting up early but the more the merrier. More broads that is.

Mickey Mouse

11-24-04, 18:37

The first 24 hrs was full speed ahead. After my afternoon romp with my "Special" friend here, it was off to dinner and then the triangle.

First stop was Ness where I found DH and OTH having a beer and checking out the night's availability. After saying Hi to a couple old girlfriends it was off to Cattos where OTH was almost immediately "Mugged" by Susana and Cristina (spelling?) for his "last night celebration". How did it go and what finally happened OTH? The three were hiding in a dark corner when I left.

Prices of beers are up my friends, but my chicas were still the same. Ness had a lot of late night talent while Cattos was busy with some of the old favorites still around.

I ended up the night with a duo (one old friend and a new young talent named Daniela, I think) from Ness. Daniela definitely has some talent and warrants a return one on one TLN.

This afternoon we wondered to Orleans which was packed Full of Girls (a couple cuties too) and then Excedra which was completely void of talent.

Tonight, dinner with Exon and then ............. hhmmm, take a guess.

The Mouse is out of the starting gate

BTW JC, she (at home girlfriend) changed her tune and sent me off with a big smile only asking that I promise to return to her. I'm getting good at this, or I'm being set up.

Jaimito Cartero

11-24-04, 19:10

BTW JC, she (at home girlfriend) changed her tune and sent me off with a big smile only asking that I promise to return to her. I'm getting good at this, or I'm being set up.

If you have to ask if you're being set up, then you've answered your own question. She is a woman, afterall! :)

Sosher1

11-24-04, 19:29

Although my first try to post a report on Esmeralda 847 failed [I didn´t see it appear on the forum yet] I give it a second shot because, besides my little disappointment overthere, I have had a great time in different places in BA.

So this time: Nuevo Estilo. I went there on monday. Good atmosphere, lots of girls, reasonable prices, good shows where the girls take everything of [bit dark though]. There was even a performance of two girls eating each other on stage. I was impressed by the show and appearance of a very little Dominican girl. I suppose It was the same Maggie where Dickhead wrote about. We had a drink together and I invited her and her girlfriend Leany for praktice around the corner. I realy had a good time. Maggie is the professional of the two but Leany is also very well shaped and she did ride me on her knees but with her feet flat down on the bed. Beautiful view. I can recommend this place and the two girls. Only one warning: don´t volunteer to take part in a show. You will be running around naked !

More tomorrow.

Sosher

Knuckhead

11-25-04, 05:34

Knuckhead's last day in the Promised Land

To only read the sex related material, skip to “**” !

Friends, nearly three months later after his return from your land of “plenty”, and having even returned to B.A. once more in the interim, Knuckhead finally got his act together to finish writing the events of the last day of his third trip to Buenos Aires. Indeed, the infamous “Banned from Black” series of posts did establish a dangerous precedent, and despite his earlier promise not to follow in that fine tradition, Knuckhead eventually fell into the same trap. In case the previous ramblings of this Knuckhead is of any interest to you, reports of days one (http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/showthread.php?p=277879#post277879), two (http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/showthread.php?p=281393#post281393), and three (http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/showthread.php?p=302830#post302830) can be found much earlier in this same thread.

10:20 am was announced by the harsh alarm of my cell phone. I turned around and looked at the other side of the bed and immediately recalled that about 6 hours ago Alexa lay in the same spot. This was enough to “re-orient” the little Knuckhead for his first session of the day due to arrive at 11am. Breakfast arrived in short order, and the now customary call from Roxana at mission control was received a few minutes later. I showered, shaved, and waited for Camyla. Unfortunately by now I can not locate her on the web, so I have no way of directing you to her. Well, 11am turned into 11:15, and 11:15 turned onto 11:30 and she never arrived, neither did any phone call or warnings otherwise. I figured sooner or later this had to happen, and that I had indeed had a very good “run” up to that point in regards to the girls showing up on time. In my three trips and about 30 sessions, this was my first and only no-show.

Knuckhead is generally a very optimistic person, and soon he simply talked himself into believing that maybe this “no-show” was for the better after all, and that perhaps he has had “too much of a good thing”, and that Anna the Russian would be arriving for an extended session in a few hours anyway. Instead, he decided to give some “balance” to his life. Yes, instead he would concentrate on the other cardinal pleasure in life: Excellent food.

To that end, a loud knock was made on Sterling V’s door, and his sweet REM sleep came to a harsh, abrupt end. Indeed, he was being dragged out to a fantastic meal at Le Sud. A telephone call to the restaurant indicated that this last minute reservation was more than welcome. We dressed up and hopped into a cab. The cab took an interesting route, passing through some very fancy streets lined by designer boutiques I hadn’t noticed in my previous trips, and arrived at hotel Sofitel in about 10 minutes. For some strange reason both of us neglected to pay the cabbie and just began walking into the hotel!!! The poor guy made a few hand gestures to indicate he wasn’t paid, and we still didn’t get it! So he finally took a 10 Peso bill put of his pocket and bingo! We felt horrible, but it nevertheless was very refreshing to contrast his gentle mannerism in demanding payment to that of other big cities.

As I previously described in the restaurant section, the two of us had a fantastic meal and few glasses of wine. The staff is highly attentive and speak excellent English, not to mention that the reception girl is also a fox! As a WSG “first”, Sterling V took some photographs of the menu and food and posted them as well. After a memorable meal and great conversation, we decided to part company; he had some sightseeing to do, and I had some Anna the Russian to “re”-do!

I visited the pharmacy on Las Heras between Laprida and Puyerdon to make some purchases for relatives at home. I had price –shopped a certain non-mongering related medicine and had found that in most pharmacies the price is exactly the same, down to the centavo; In fact they all look up the price in the same book or software. However, some pharmacies would immediately offer a 20% cash discount. My suspicion is that when asked, most pharmacies would offer this. I found the prices for Argentinean made generics very affordable and as far as the imports were concerned, still much better than in the U.S. I placed and order which had to be collected from a number of sources and therefore needed about 1 hour to be filled. I decided to pick this up after my appointment.

** Back at the apartment, preparations were made for this final, 2-hour encounter of the trip. The “check list”, of course, included an inspection of the Pocket Rocket to ensure optimum performance. Anna (http://www.platynum.com.ar/Entretenimiento/Escorts/Anna/Anna5.jpg), having confirmed her appointment earlier in the day, arrived right on time at 3pm. From the start it became apparent that my decision to repeat with her was going to be dully rewarded. We embraced with a long-lasting DFK, and had a soda together. She excused herself to the bathroom and returned with very tantalizing lingerie. Once in bed, the pocket rocket was called into action from its resting station in the nightstand; however, its mission proved to be short-lived as it was once more mercilessly thrown out of the “picture” to be replaced with the requested “real thing”. Small mutual kisses everywhere gradually heightened the sensations and in no time, we were engaged in an extended 69 session. Surely, there is a certain level of YMMV in this, but Anna (again) appeared to be highly orgasmic, and for me this took the session to a much higher level of enjoyment.

For over two hours we continued to change positions under the sheets in between having orgasms. I had two, and she appeared to have two “regular” ones and an “extended”, crescendo-decrescendo one. The progressively faster but shallower panting, the pupilary dilation, the drops of sweat running down our bodies, and the involuntary sounds of pleasure emanating from us both….. these are the thoughts that will follow me through life and will put a smile on my face when I become and old man, and ones I will secretly pass on to others when I finally become a dirty old man!

Alas, at about 5:30 pm I finally had to start packing, as my flight was due to leave in about 4 hours. We said our goodbyes, and Anna began walking towards the door. When she reached the door, she suddenly turned around, and visibly feeling awkward, said to me: “I’m very sorry, but I think you forgot something”. What could I have forgotten? Ah… silly me! Of course she wants one last long kiss goodbye! But as I reached forward to deliver that, a more mundane matter came to my mind. I hadn’t paid the poor girl! I felt absolutely horrible. I gave her AR$300, a little more than she had originally asked for.

With Anna out of the door, I went to soak in the tub for about 15 minutes and actually used it’s Jacuzzi function for the first time. After the first and only 15 minutes of relaxation during this trip (!!), I was in a frenzy to pack everything and check out of the apartment, as Anna the remis driver was to show up in a little over an hour from this point. I manage to pack in time, trying to make my condoms as well as the pocket Rocket as inconspicuous as possible, in case my luggage had to be manually searched.

The manager from B.A. Rent (http://www.barent.com.ar) arrived right on time and very efficiently checked me out of the apartment. These fellows run a very smooth operation and their prices are very reasonable, and hence get my unconditional recommendation. I tipped Pablo the doorman AR$20 and again had a little chat with him regarding the selection of chicas of this trip. He seemed to approve! A few minutes later Anna arrived. I bid farewell to Pablo, and we were off to the airport.

As I wrote earlier (http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/showthread.php?p=274539#post274539), the trip to the airport by Anna serves a therapeutic purpose. It nicely bridges the gap between being a Sexual marathoner in B.A. and the ugly realization that in less than a mere 12 hours from that point in time, literally with jet speed, one would once more turn back into a de-clawed monger in sex prison.

Once in the airport, I paid Anna AR$55 (45 plus 10 for a tip) and most reluctantly hauled my tired and abused body toward the check-in counter. Again, thanks to all those frequent flyer miles from uncle United, I had arguably the best seat in the entire plane, and as such a desperately needed and hopelessly past-due period of uninterrupted sleep was not too far off. This distracted me from thinking too much about my imminent re-confinement to sex prison, and worse yet, having to go to work in the morning directly from the airport.

The security agent, a reasonably good looking woman in her late 30’s, asked me her typical questions, and then wanted to see the inside of my bag. I opened the bag for her, and for a minute thought that she was not going to notice the condoms, the K-Y, and the Pocket Rocket (http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/attachment.php?attachmentid=11427). Wrong! She soon came across and opened my monger-pack®, and went through all the above. I just about “melted” with embarrassment; however, she soon raised her face, looked me in the eyes, and gave me a very sweet, Argentinean smile as if meaning to say “You must have been a bad boy these past few days, weren’t you?!”. “Have a nice flight”, she said continuing with her smile, as she closed my bag and directed me to the check in.

With the boarding pass in hand, I paid the taxes, went up to the departure level, and passed customs and immigration. These took about 20 minutes, which I found typical for this airport. Once in the boarding area, I was just about to faint from exhaustion and lack of sleep. There was no time to visit the Red Carpet Club, as the plane was already boarding. Unfortunately, there was a long line as far as the eye could see. As horrible as I felt about jumping in front of others, I was simply a “monger in distress” and had to collapse in my seat right there and then. I figured I would “milk” my “free” first class ticket for what it was worth, so I went to the back of their podium. The cute chica there pointed to the back of the line, but when I showed her my boarding pass she smiled saying: “Bienvenido abordo, señor”, this time pointing to the jetway as she tore my boarding stub.

Once inside the plane I took my shoes off, sat down, had their cup of sparkling wine, and just fell asleep. I think at one point shortly after take off the fight attendant put some food in front of me and I took a few bites with a cup of wine. After that, I had one of the deepest sleeps I have had in years, not waking up until literally 2-3 minutes before landing in the morning. Sadly, this morning I wasn’t about to wake up to a new chica :(. I was already in sex prison and had to go to work soon after getting out of the airport.

Knuckhead

Edonist

11-25-04, 06:35

Knuckhead,

Re : Overdue BA report Nice one. Better several months late than never.

Reading your report feel like a "spectator sport" : not as good as "playing" the game but some sort of a consolation prize.

Now we want to read the rest. Next due is your Bangkok trip?

Kiko69

11-25-04, 06:40

Hi Norman,

I had Lorena on Monday at 3 pm and the price I was quoted was 40 Pesa for half and 70 for full hour. While taking a brief break in between two great sessions she explained that she would only get a 40% cut out of it. Tiped her another 20 pesos.
Guess as she is in heavy demand they just raised the prices. Anyway I wonder why she does not work on her own and cashes a 100% instead of working in that dump for 40%.

Hope that helps

Kiko

A few weeks ago I posted a favorable report and mentioned I was charged 50 pesos but was not sure what that entitled me to. Another board member told me I was overcharged as it should have been 40 pessos.

My second visit I asked for Lorena and was told she was occupied. Another of the girls perked my interest but this time I took charge of the situation. I told the madame I wanted April for one hour and handed her 40 pesos. She took the money, left momentarily, came back and said it was 50 pesos for completo. I asked what is completo and she explained. I explained that Saint Peter had never been nor would ever go through that gate. 40 pesos without cola would do just fine. She agreed.

My third visit I asked for and received Lorena for one hour. I handed her 40 pesos. She asked for 50. I explained that while Lorena possessed one of the most beautiful asses in creation, I had no intention of violating it. She retorted that Lorena was special and required 50 pesos. I also considered Lorena special and would gladly pay 100 pesos, but please don´t fuck with me. I gave her 50 pesos.

After a wonderful session with Lorena, I had a little time left which I put to good use. I tutored her in basic economics. I put 6 ten peso notes on the bed. I put 5 aside and said that is for the house. How many are left? That's right Lorena and that ten peso note is your tip. Now let´s play again. Six notes on the bed, this time four for the house, how many left? That's right and those would have been your tip if the house didn´t rip me off. Now next time I come will you make sure the madame undertands this? Of course.

Fourth visit I ask for Lorena for 1 hour. The madame tells me 70 pesos. I told her this was hyperinflationary Peronist bullshit (do the numbers Exxon). I told her she was crazy: one time fifty, one time forty, and now seventy. She flat out lied and said I never paid forty. I said I must be confused, pulled out my address cheat sheet, asked her if this was Corrientes 1965, and if it were, to bring Lorena in to prove it to me. She did and Lorena came to my rescue. They had a little conference and I paid 40.

Am I being targeted because I´m a Gringo? Did Lorena tell her about the 20 peso tip and she wants her half? Does the Madame know she has a superstar and just wants to cash in on the bonanza? I would appreciate any input from other members regarding recent pricing changes at this establishment.

Exon123

11-25-04, 12:37

After returning from Bariloche which I will post about later I took my very good friend and fellow Monger Mickey Mouse to dinner at Estillo Campo.

I kept a very low profile as Im not welcome in Estillo Campo due to a miss understanding regarding Cambio exchange some months back and was asked to leave and "don't come Back"

Bottom line, I was reconized by my favorite waiter and brought a very, very large glass of Gin on the rocks with "Mas Yellow", my favorite without even asking. Dinner was excellent and uneventfull thank God.

Apon my return from Bariloche I had called Maria Paula to no avail as she is still in Australia Fucking her Diplomatic friend, (i just got an e-mail from her), so I called Fabiana as I had wood from being out of action for a few days.

Fabiana was tired and in the provincea an hour away and the weather was bad so she begged off until today. I plan to due her in a few hours.

So Mickey Mouse and I went to the Triangle and into Catto's.

Well heres where I weakend. I was horney and theres was Carolina whom Ive sworn I would never do again.

I brought her over to the Mouse, Dickhead & Stormy whom all three said Exon don't due it and suggested others Chica's. But I took her anyway.

Carolina drove in her new VW, ( Carloina always seams to have money)' and we went over to Black as I wanted to see Claudia for a munite.

Carolina had never been in Black. I took her up stairs, and showed her around the club. Carolina was not impressed. She looked around the entire club and stated that most of the girls in Catto's were better looking, which Im in total aggreement with.

By this time the manager of Black had got wind of a strange Monger with his own Chica in hand and had come over to investagate.

He came over to me and said " good evening Im the Manager" and without missing a beat I said back to him " its nice to meet you we were just leaving", thus avoiding any incedent.

Then Carolina and I went home to my place and Fucked. Something I swore I'd never do again. So theres never such a thing as never.

Exon : Big Party Tonight

MoonDog

11-25-04, 12:45

The progressively faster but shallower panting, the pupilary dilation, the drops of sweat running down our bodies, and the involuntary sounds of pleasure emanating from us both….. these are the thoughts that will follow me through life and will put a smile on my face when I become and old man, and ones I will secretly pass on to others when I finally become a dirty old man!
Well said. There are moments in this hobby that we will cherrish for a lifetime and never forget.

At a destination other than BA one evening, I met a very pretty blonde girl in one of the local clubs. Deciding that alcohol content and having been up for many hours would not be in our best interest, she was given my hotel and room number and a time was set up for the next day at 1:00 p.m.

I did not wake up until 12:45, and thought, "forget it, she will not even show up." Exactly at 1:00, a knock on the door brought me to my senses rather quickly, and there she was, dressed very nicely with a smile that would light up any room.

I apologized for not being ready, she ignored it, and proceeded to give me a shower, shave me, comb my hair(when I had some) :) , and became a very good friend for the next few months while my travels continued to take me to her. To this day whenever I shave, I always wash off the shaving cream with cool water and my bare hands, as she did, as a fond memory of that time.

Thanks for your posts, and for bringing back the memories.

Enjoy the life,

Moondog

Dickhead

11-25-04, 12:54

Mickey Mouse has ravaged my Savage Beast and is now trying to steal my one and only true love, Patricia, the singer from Catto's. The man has no shame.

There were a lot of good looking chicas in Catto's last night but not too many in Ness. We needed a change of venue and plus I hate paying 15 p for the dreaded Quilmes, so we went to Salomé. No one was too impressed and we were fixing to leave when Bárbara emerged from the little cubby hole under the stairs. She asked me if I had been trying to get a hold of her. I haven't been so I was trying to think of a good lie when she said, "Because my cell phone got stolen." So of course I said I had called her several times.

She said she had missed me which meant she needed money, so I bought her a drink and then took her home. She was more affectionate in the cab then she was the other time I took her out of there, and we had a darn good time. I don't know why I get all these accidental toda la noches but they seem to be happening more frequently. A lot of chicas comment on how comfortable my bed is and Bárbara said so too, then said my sheets smelled like another chica. That would be Rosa María, who had some really strong perfume on the other night. So I will have to change the sheets before tonight's delight. Then she rolled over and went to sleep. The refrigerator repair guy woke me up at 7:30 so I did her again and she went back to sleep after he showed up. After he left I did her yet again and then took her to Las Esclavas for breakfast since I could not cook because the refrigerator's been down. That set me back 4.60 and she hopped on a bus. Bueno.

One Tree Hill

11-25-04, 16:57

Mouse,

I was mugged, assualted sexually and otherwise molested for nearly 2 hrs in the dark corner of Cattos by those two. It was alot of fun. I looked around later to see that you and DH and Stormy were gone. Wish we could have spent a little more time mongering and I would have liked to visit Salome.

Well, after sucking tits and fingering clits in Cattos, and having those two play and kiss with each other it was time for a 3 way TLN at my place at 2am.

All I can say is I hope there were no surveillance cameras in the elevators or hallways to my apartment! Before I could get in the door those two had my pants at my knees and were on theirs! Once inside what followed was a 4 hour free for all! My first 2 girl, six hole night! I was truely in the arms of skilled professionals who otherwise led me to the promised land, provided full body massages and then another round of perversion to finish off the night (morning). As they left me at 6am in the morning, I drank my last liter of beer and pondered the wisodm of leaving. But alas family issues won out, so I write this post back in US, NC.

I shall not forget that night or those two gals any time soon. It was nasty, sexy, passionate and erotic all at the same time.

Dickhead

11-25-04, 17:37

Damn OTH I don't know if I could survive both those chicas in one night. They are bad enough one on one. So how many gals have we both fucked? Cristina, Rosie, Susanna, Crazy Paula (six months pregnant as of this writing), Sandra, and ... ever do Rafaela? Everyone else has. BTW everyone, Rafaela has a new look. No more slutty looking low riding pants. Plaid school girl skirt, high high platform shoes, and a hair extension. Works for me.

One Tree Hill

11-25-04, 23:15

Yes we have a few chica's in "common". Raphaela did look good. So did the Savage Beast! There is another Cattos chica that I did in July that I cant remember. Very petite, black hair and a portena. You are right, Susana AND Cristina were a handful (and mouthful) together! I am glad that I was well rested that night and had not drank but a couple of beers, otherwise I might not have been able to keep pace!

MRLA

11-26-04, 01:17

Were the 2 girls Susanna & Christina, one was blond and the other large enhanced breast and morena? I think they both molested me. One was groping me and the other squeezing my balls and both french kissing me at same time in the back just so they could leave early to go to casino. I was wondering how they would be in bed cuz i never took them up on it. figured it wouldn't be too good. if they are the ones i will lookthem up next jan when i return.

Exon123

11-26-04, 13:40

Exon is on his way back to sex prison but theirs still time for one last session with Fabiana whom i'll meet after writing this.

good bye for now Argentina, I love you

Exon

Dickhead

11-26-04, 14:03

That Susana to whom OTH and I refer is not blond, and Cristina's good sized tits are 100% natural and can be gnawed on rapaciously. I do know another blond Susana in there, an older gal of perhaps 35.

Knuckhead

11-26-04, 15:43

One Tree Hill:

Is this (http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/attachment.php?attachmentid=11733) the Susana you are talking about? She was quite good. I worte about her here (the last girl of the day) (http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/showthread.php?p=281393#post281393).

Knuckhead

Dickhead

11-26-04, 15:52

No. "Our" Susana is much younger, like about 23, has very dark hair, and is originally from Paraguay. I do know "your" Susana but have never banged her, and she is also not the "other" Susana I referred to. So there are at least three.

Sosher1

11-26-04, 16:11

Cattos

On another day last week I met up with two friends in La Biela for coffee. They are not active on the forum so lets say “the muscles from Brussels” and Sailorman. After coffee and diner we went to Shampoo. My first visit there. Nice place, nice girls. We did meet one of "the old and steady" from the Mansion. I spoke for some time with a pretty girl but declined on a girldrink of 60 pesos and 300 for the follow up. The party went on to Ness, Hook and Cattos. The day before Muscles had its way in Cattoos with a girl called Celeste that I fancied to. But this time she was not in. It ended up with me taking part in realizing a fantasy of Sailorman by going with him to my apartment and having a group session with 2 girls and 2 guys. You must make an effort for a friend!

Dolly´s

Wednesday Sailorman, another contributor to the forum and I went for Dolly´s. There where not so much girls and guys there as the Saturday before, according to Sailorman. But no problem for me. I spotted a very nice girl with a great but called Jessica and spoke to her on the first opportunity. After some petting in the antechamber we went for one hour 120 pesos, room included (bit shabby). She seduced me to perform the act in an unnatural way for some pesos extras. After Sailorman (this time in sequence) also got his way with her to we left the place verry well satisfied.

Sosher

Continuing

One Tree Hill

11-26-04, 18:18

In case anyone needs it.....

Corrientes 436 Plazoleta San Nicholas

0-800-999-5000

over 30 policemen who speak various languages including english to help tourist with crime issues/problems.

Saint

11-26-04, 20:50

This doesn't have anything to do with Buenos Aires but I thought I'd post it here. The police in Rio busted this American I know that was operating a nude webcam business. I actually looked at this type of business model for BA before I moved here but in the end decided against it as I didn't want to get involved in the sex business.

I'm positive that the owner got busted because someone tipped the cops and he didn't pay a bribe. I think that anyone in BA that has any type of business associated with sex needs to be very careful. This American got taken to jail and they said he could get 2-5 years. It's ridiculous when you consider that there are sexual clubs, termas, Help Disco, etc. It's Rio for Christ's sake!!! I think they did it more to scare him than anything and close down his business.

I've always posted that all of these types of places pay bribes to the police of these sexually oriented businesses. Be careful all those in BA if you're involved in a sexually oriented business. This made national news in Brazil with the guy's name in the newspapers. Really a nice guy that doesn't deserve what is happening to him.

Saint

Saint

11-27-04, 18:09

I hooked up with a friend of a friend here in BA. We went to the club below the Alvear Palace with a few of my local friends to have a few cocktails and listen to some jazz then we headed to Black last night. This was my first time in a boliche in many, many weeks. I don't get too excited about it anymore now that I live here and it's easy for me to hook up with girls.

We decided to start the night at Black and there were a few hotties but most of them were mediocre. I was VERY surprised when I bumped into one of my favorite girls in BA that I actually met on my first trip here. We had a few drinks and caught up. She looked better than ever. I was just going to hang out with my friend. I helped him negotiate a deal with this pretty girl from Mar del Plata. First she asked for u$s 200. I just laughed and got the price down to 300 pesos within a span of 5 minutes. The place was actually pretty slow for a Friday night. She tried to get me to leave with her cousin also for 300 pesos but her cousin wasn't as pretty as her.

Here is where things get interesting. These girls are too worried about what other girls make here. I was going to go home alone then decided to take one more stroll. I always had such a great time with my friend that I saw her again and I asked her if she wanted to leave. I'm sure she could have made more but I asked her minimum and she said 400 pesos for as long as I wanted. I didn't even try to negotiate with her.

Once my friend's girl saw that I picked my girl she immediately changed her price. She starts saying that if I could afford my girl (she knows that my girl always charging most clients like $200 or u$s 300). I told her that she already agreed on a price and she wasn't being honest. She kept saying how she "wasn't cheap"..yadda yadda yadda. Anyway, my friend was just going to cut his losses but he decided to talk to her some more. I left with my girl and had an AMAZING time with her. She stayed several hours until early in the morning and I had some of the best sex of my life. Truly amazing.

I met up with my friend to talk business during lunch and he said he had a good time with her. I think he said she went up to 400 pesos. Expensive but as I've always said..Black is another world when it comes to prices. I rarely go there anymore. Hell, I rarely go to any boliches but they are good to go to once in a while.

One of my amigovias is on her way now to my apartment. Life is good.

Mickey Mouse

11-27-04, 20:18

Just wanted to let you know that an increase of 20% (or drink 20% less) in your beverage budget might be in order to cover the price increases. Nuevo Estilo is still 5p for a beer, but the rest have gone up, including the Chica's drinks. ie. at Cattos a chica drink is 25p unless you're trying to hook Patricia or Bettina (Dancer with killer body who also features at Madahos), then it is 50p for their drink (1/2 for the house & 1/2 for the girl). I thought that since the owner introduced us I was in for something special, Not! All I was doing is increasing their coffers with No Hope of a New Adventure for this Mouse. Bummer.

The Chica prices have remained stable for me and I have not paid more than 200p for a TLN (till noon). They have tried to get 250-300p. but I have been able to fend them off with the promise of not telling anyone. Bottom Line, they are collectively trying to uniformly raise their prices.

Best New Deal: Patricia the masajista (ask Roxana) who was 50p for more than an hour who has wonderfully trained hands and a Great Finish.

Biggest Surprise: Exon tracking us down last night after we thought we got rid of him and it didn't take long for him to lassoo Carolina and leave.

I wonder what is lurking out there with the two days I have left?

Great seeing Old Friends and making new ones,

MM

MoonDog

11-27-04, 23:58

These girls are too worried about what other girls make here.
So true, and everything else in between. You can have two best friends working in the same club, and if one thinks her friend got a better deal, she is now the ugly girl. It is so funny to watch the banter and action that goes on between a group of girls, simply amazing to stand back and watch.

Moondog

MoonDog

11-28-04, 00:11

I wonder what is lurking out there with the two days I have left?
Only one way to find out. :) Look for someplace new, but if you do not find anything, there are always the rock steady hallowed grounds that your feet have treaded on before. Sorry I missed you. Another time perhaps.

Enjoy the life,

Moondog

Mickey Mouse

11-28-04, 05:20

The front desk clerk asked if everything was ok because I came home alone tonight. The answer is: I am drained! Stopped by NE tonight and I couldn't resist Antonela, I'm done! Left DH at Salome' where he was conducting some research on the effect (or non effect) of Buck Teeth on BBBJS! Can't wait to hear this one.

The triangle was lame, Antonela was not tame and there was No way I could salvage a drop for an 18 yr old tight bod I saw at Salome. I guess I'll have to learn some self control next time.

A Sputtering Mouse

Big Boss Man

11-28-04, 12:28

Black is an interesting experience. I do like Black in one respect where every chica who has not had a date in a week comes up to you the minute you sit down. However any conversation that you have with a chica there is a 100 peso experience.

I first talked with Karina who has the classic Porteña look. She told me that everybody thinks she looks like Elizabeth Hurley. I could see it. Sat down next to her and of course within a minute a waitress comes up. I say, Un momento por favor. Karina gives me the spiel. 80 peso chica drink and $200 dollars to take to the hotel. I say that its a little expensive. She says I know abruptly stands up and leaves. Five minutes later she has another guy in tow. Eventually she went with him

I ended up with Luana a Brazilian bleach-bottle blond from Florianopilas. She started out at $200 dollars but eventually agreed to 300 pesos. My instinct was not to do it. In fact we separated for awhile. the reason we separated is that I knew that she would not be happy with the 300 pesos and it would affect performance. I almost walked out with no one but as I was going down the stairs I said what the hell. I went back and talked to Luana and we left. These girls are good in bed but if your paying only 300 pesos it´s going to be wham bam thank you maam sex. Both experiences paying these prices have been similar. Last night and the one in August with Paula. I mean I have been to Brazil 5 times and I do not remember many Brazilian garotas asking me if I had come yet. Since Luana was my third chica of the day I was slow on the uptake. What I do not know is that if pay the 200 dollars is the sex going to be that much hotter. I suspect not.

My best experience of the trip has been with Sylvania at Madahos who has been to the Mansion and was able to name drop many handles.

I can also recommend a friend of Maya´s (the recommended mansion masseuse) named Clara. She is nice voluptuous 23-year old that gives an outstanding massage.

I am off to Santiago and Lima but will return to Buenos Aires in December for a week.

Exon123

11-28-04, 12:41

Guess what Mongers,

Exon is going to take himself to the Polo match in Polemro this afternoon at 2:00 pm. Exon has never seen a Polo match so this will be a true first experience.

Its been said that Argentine Polo is the best in the world with the best horse's & riders.

Exon's dick is tired so Polo will be a nice change

Exon.

Exon123

11-28-04, 12:57

Im told that Polo tickets are $10, $20, $30, & $40 peso's.

Im also told that its better to buy the $30 or $40 peso's seats as you sit in the shade.

Any Mongers that are interested, Exon will be seated in the $40 peso's seats at the 2:00 pm start. Exon go's first class if at all possible. The address in Polermo is Dorrego & Libertador.

Exon

Dickhead

11-28-04, 13:40

We tried a new club last night, Madonna on Puerrydón near Paraguay (one block from Puerrydón Affaire). The taxista said there would be very few girls there and recommended Black. Ha ha. Anyway, we went in and there were about a dozen girls there, mostly bottle blonds. We asked how much beers were. 25 pesos. Good bye. Place did not seem to have much going for it.

Mouse, the girl with the buck teeth from Salomé was pretty good. She had a nice body and gave a good BBBJ. Unfortunately I had no leche with which to provide her.

Flexible Horn

11-28-04, 16:12

Exon I think you and polo go together like Laurel & Hardy, the sipping of Gin on the rocks, the social class and in between chuckas the stamping of the Turf (I can just picture it)
Have Fun
FH

Saint

11-28-04, 17:45

Dickhead,

I talked to one of the guys staying in one of my properties that also tried that new club. He said it sucked so you made the right call not going I guess. I heard there were a few Americans trying to start a club and I'm not sure if that is the one. I honestly think that any Americans trying to start a club will fail here unless they get partnered with one of the successful clubs that already has the pay off scheme worked out with the cops.

Generally, I predict that more and more clubs get more expensive. As I predicted, tourism is booming here and it's getting busier and busier. Many hotels have been booked solid the past couple of weeks and I see the occupancy rates for December are staying pretty full. December was typically a slow month before. More and more Americans are coming (non mongers) but I think percentage wise more and more Europeans are coming with their strong euros.

A few guys called me this morning that are getting kicked out of their room at the Etoile tomorrow morning because they came down with no reservations and could only find a room for one night. They are probably the 6th set of guys that I have gotten a call or email from. The BA of today is not the same one of the past few years so definitely make a reservation if you are coming down here. Some of my apartments already are booked into February.

Good luck all.

Dickhead

11-28-04, 18:35

I saw no evidence of American ownership.

JackDaniels

11-28-04, 20:19

If there are more non mongers coming to BA, are there also more mongers coming to BA in the same proportion ? I mean are the clubs filled and what is the girl/guy ratio like these days ?

I am counting the days to my trip.

Saint

11-28-04, 21:47

JackDaniels,

I wouldn't know if more mongers are coming down. I don't go to the clubs much but when I went it didn't seem like there are more mongers. In fact, most of the clubs when I did go seemed like less people then a few years ago and last year. I honestly don't have that much contact with mongers coming down. Most of the people staying in my properties aren't WSG guys. The percentage of WSG guys compared to the everyday common tourist coming to Buenos Aires on vacation is so miniscule it wouldn't even register. I get dozens and dozens of emails per day and almost none of them are WSG guys. And the WSG guys that I do get emails from, 99% want to stay in a cheap apartment. (Not that there is anything wrong with that).

A few guys lately have been coming for vacation and just discovered the joys of the hobby. Generally though, IMHO, the quality of the girls in the high end clubs (like Black and Madahos) has significantly deteriorated. It used to be that you could see many hotties. Now you might be lucky to see a couple. Granted, all it takes is 1 girl but if you are in town a week or more, your chances of repeating might be high whereas in 2002 and 2003 you wouldn't even think of repeating because there was so much quality.

For me, there are much hotter girls just working in the malls, in restaurants and that I see working in some offices. If you speak some Spanish, ask them out. You'd be surprised at the results. Good luck.

P.S. Dickhead thanks for the info on the club. The expat community here is very small so I get emails from many of them asking what I think about their business plans. I got one from a few American dudes that were trying to open a club. Another one said he planned on starting an apartment like Santa Fe 1707. My advise was not to get involved unless they partner with a local already involved. With one phone call, another apartment can call the police on you and it's lights out. I don't imagine the inside of a jail cell is too pleasant here in Argentina. I heard that the guy in Rio that got arrested was in a tiny jail cell with about 100 other prisoners. Not exactly a good thought.

As civilized as these people are here, prostitution is still illegal here. Sure, they look the other way with bribes but there is a big difference between a local starting this type of business and an American starting this type of business.

Phasmid

11-29-04, 08:05

Jackson, I realise that you have been very busy with the WSGForum upgrade but I was wondering if you were planning on updating your chica referral section on the argentinaprivate website. Roxana tells me that it's not been updated for a year now which puts it somewhat out of date.

Thanks for all your hard work anyway.

Dickhead

11-29-04, 15:26

Instead of paying "only" 380 pesos at Black I got one for 125 plus 30 chica drink. She stayed two hours and sucked me dry. I mean bone fucking dry. Nice girl too. I took the precaution of taking her under the stairs and feeling every inch of the merchandise before I made my offer. Some friend of the Savage Beast by the name of Mabel. 25 years old, from Tucumán. I would repeat.

Exon123

11-29-04, 16:12

I just got a hand job at 877 Paraguary for $60 peso's

While waiting for Mickey Mouse to go to the Airport and my standby flight.

I asked Caroline, (the ball washer), from Orleans Cafe for a freebie and said I'd pay her next time Im in town, she said "NO".

Exon

Mickey Mouse

11-29-04, 19:24

Only one repeat this trip and a few new favoritas. What a week and what a city. I am jealous of the rest of you, but please help Mickey Mouse out and take good care of his chicas while I'm gone.

Until the next new adventure in January or February,
The Mouse

Dickhead

11-30-04, 00:23

I can jerk myself off at no marginal cost. Comparing a hand job to two hours of oral and vaginal sex is like comparing McDonald's to Estilo Campo.

One Tree Hill

11-30-04, 16:24

DH,

I think you just found a way to stay on budget! :)

oldguy

11-30-04, 20:16

Well, with all the talk about hand jobs, I have to put in my two cents.

I arrived in BA with the hoards early this morning and slugged my way through the incredible line. "Pardon the bother, we're putting in a new system..." the sign at immigration says. Yeah, the sign had been there for two years.

I don't sleep worth shit during the 16-18 hours of sitting on planes and airport lines on my way to BA. I've found a really nice way to spend my first afternoon. Call Roxana and ask her to send Norma over for a two hour massage (50 pesos per hour, 30 pesos for transportation--she lives 1 1/2 - 2 hours from downtown). Don't let her small size and plain looks put you off. She gives a WONDERFUL massage. All the aches and crap from the flight simply vanish. Handjob doesn't adequately describe the last 15 or 20 minutes of the session. Let me just say that the sensations she can produce in me are remarkable. And if it doesn't end up being the longest orgasm you've ever had, I'd be pretty surprised. Then again, there was this little geisha in Sao Paulo a couple of years ago...but that's a different story.

BTW, Norma had a baby girl in August (the last time I had a massage, April of so, she was HUGE). Give her a little something extra for the kid.

Dickhead

12-01-04, 12:47

Yesterday after Exon fucked the mansion masseuse I fucked her even better, on Exon's spare bed, with a rubber provided by Exon. Then I went to Nuevo Estilo and got a comprehensive, professional, protracted Paraguayan Patricia blow job. Definitely one of the better blow jobs I have ever gotten but the masseuse had emptied me completely so it was all for naught but I enjoyed it anyway. I think on some special occasion I will take both Patricia and Antonela at the same time. That will probably double the GNP of Paraguay just in and of itself.

Exon123

12-01-04, 13:54

Yes it is true that DickHead and I shared the same Massuse yesterday, at Jackson's birthday pool party. I had earlier had done a "doblea" with her and her girl friend.

DickHead followed useing my bedroom and condom.

But What I thought was the most interesting statement of the day came latter at Nveuo Estila.

I had picked out a very nice blond "Debbra" whom DickHead was fimilar with. I was worried and was only negoicating for a half hour because the Massuse had gotten all my bullets earlier.

I pulled DickHead aside and stated, "I don't think I Can Finnish"

DickHead's responce" Yes But Can You Start", "yes" my reply. "Well then" he stated. We had a beautiful half hour and no I didn't "Finish", but would repeat

Exon

Wild Video

12-01-04, 16:56

>Dickhead

>Instead of paying "only" 380 pesos at Black I got one for 125 plus 30 chica
>drink. She stayed two hours and sucked me dry. I mean bone fucking dry.
>Nice girl too. I took the precaution of taking her under the stairs and feeling >every inch of the merchandise before I made my offer. Some friend of the >Savage Beast by the name of Mabel. 25 years old, from Tucumán. I would
>repeat.

DH we have got to be the same age, because how could anyone be such a pro and master at getting all the girls that you do. I have read about you for a few months now and to be honest I can't wait to bank roll a few nights with you just for the fun of it. You remind me of myself, dude I just love ya, ha ha ha. I love your style, love your input and wildness. Your beer info was pricesless.

You are the man, until I get to BA. Ha ha ha expect the time of your life when I get there dude.

WV

Dickhead

12-01-04, 23:17

Stormy has asked me to clarify that the rubber Exon unwittingly provided me to use with the masseuse was not the same one he had (hopefully) previously used with her. I'm not quite that much of a Dickhead.

We took it without asking which was bad but the alternative would have been worse: blow my load all over Exon's open suitcase. So, it was the lesser of the two evils. Hee hee.

BTW we saw a beautiful, high class looking hooker at the bar in Sucre, the restaurant on the street of the same name right behind Nuevo Estilo. We did not approach her since we are old and ugly, were poorly dressed, were drunk, and were in no real need of pussy. Plus I cannot speak for Exon, who "goes first class whenever possible," but I knew I sure as hell would not pay her asking price. One look at her and I knew she was out of my league.

If you are going to go to Nuevo Estilo and drink numerous 5 peso beers, I do not recommend drinking two 8.5% Duvel beers in Sucre first. That could lead to lapses in judgement such as paying for totally unneeded pussy (is there really such a thing?), especially when added to a base coat of fourteen regular beers (I was counting).

While it is true I drank twenty-one beers yesterday and two were extra strength, in my defense I say that it was over an 18 hour period. So, if my liver is still functioning correctly, that should be the same as drinking three beers. That is a fairly big "if," however.

Exon123

12-02-04, 20:04

DickHead is welcome to use my rubbers anytime and it was very thoughtfull of him not to use my bed or cum in my suit case.

But the cost of the rubber will be deducted out of the next beer I buy him in two or three months

Exon

Dickhead

12-03-04, 00:55

Today I woke up with wood and could not go back to sleep so again it was onto the #39 bus for a quick fuck at Santa Fe 3373 #5C. This time instead of Támara I fucked the Chilean again, Veronica. Shit, maybe her name is Victoria. Anyway V something but she does not blow as well as Támara. More tits and ass though. Both are nice girls and well worth 40 pesos the half hour. That was around 7 AM so I did not have a lot of options.

Dickhead

12-03-04, 01:09

Tuesday night I had my second conversation with José about bringing friends in and not paying the cover. The first time he said I could bring in one or two but not four as I had done that night. I said fine, understood. Since then I've brought in one, and two, and then three but I asked the door guy if it was okay and he said fine.

Tuesday I went in with Exon, who's been there many times, and another guy who hasn't been there too often. We didn't pay and José called me over again and I said WTF, you said I could bring in two. He said well blah blah blah and the last guys you brought in did not take any girls. I said, no the last time I came with Mickey Mouse and he fucked Antonela. He said oh yeah I forgot. I said look, I don't want this bullshit anymore and I don't give a running son of a ***** if the guys I come in with pay the cover or not as long as I don't :). I pointed out that I had never even asked him not to charge me. I also pointed out that I always buy at least one 15 peso chica drink. Well, almost always.

We chatted for a while and he bought me a beer and finally I said I would self police the situation. So, if you are going to NEB with me and you aren't going to take a girl, just pay the fucking cover. It's only a 5 peso difference if you have a mixed drink or 10 if you have a beer. Or if you are going to have at least three drinks he said that was okay. I think that's what he said, anyway. My ears were ringing pretty bad from loud music and beer and blow jobs.

Flexible Horn

12-03-04, 12:48

Decided to visit solid Gold last night,on my own as all my amigos have sadly departed.
If you have not been to solid gold the place is on two levels, dance floor, bar seating downstairs and lots of intimate seating upstairs.
Entrance is 30 pesos/2 drinks, Chica drinks 30 pesos, now this is where it can become expensive because its 2 drinks for every hour you want to spend with the chica.
Lots of chicas, propably the most of any club I have been to in BA.
After changing my mind several times I noticed a tall dark haired chica sitting in company, after a while she was free, I made my move.
An exwaitress from SG, decided she needed more money so 2 months ago she swoped sides.
She truely is a very good looking chica, great body very long hair. I have become quite a good negotiater on prices but this girl would not budge from 300 pesos for 1 hour.
So 2 drinks later we are in a cab back to my place. Now this is where it turns, I do the usual, drink, music etc etc etc.10 minutes in the bathroom, come on I only have an hour. Anyhow on to the bed and I already know this is not going to be as good as I was hoping.
Now I love DATY, I mean I love it, down I go and no, what do you mean no, NO DATY.
Sex it self was limited to 2 posistions, so in total I can not recommend this lady. Her name is Elizabeth, she is 24, tall long dark hair (to her waist) only been working 2 months to date.
Its been stated hundreds of times on the board, price and service are NOT related. Im banging a 20 year old,150 pesos for 3,4, 5 hours as long as I want her to stay, shes loving, extremely loving and every thing for 150 pesos, untill Im a spent force!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FH

Dickhead

12-03-04, 13:33

I am beginning to think more and more there is actually an inverse relationship between price and service. Favorita #1 I paid 150 and she was good but no CIM and ran to the bathroom right after sex, and ran off in the morning. Also nagged for money. #2 I paid 120-130 and I could do anything I wanted to her, and she always fucked me in the morning albeit sometimes hurriedly if she needed to go. Never nagged for money. All she ever asked me to do was not to put green peppers in the spaghetti sauce or in the scrambled eggs. Favorita #3 I paid 110-120 and she would stay all night and all morning and was willing to give me her cola (did not want it although I sort of tried once), never nagged for money, and finally fucked me for free. I have a possible #4 in tryout status and am giving her 100 and she stays the night, fucks me in the morning, and hasn't asked for anything, not even cab fare (she rides the bus). She just asks me not to close the blinds all the way. I can handle that.

Also great service for 100 at Suipacha 921 plus a beer or even whiskey if you want it, good selection, friendly madam, never heard the word "propina" (I don't know what that word means anyway) in there, BBBJ, CIM, DATY, DFK all possible depending on the gal. Service with a smile in that place, for sure.

Norman Stormin

12-03-04, 17:45

First visit to this place and, as normal, high noon. I wasn't sure if it would be open so early but it was. I had reconoitered this place some six weeks ago but, because of its proximity to the triangle and early time of day, decided to pass. I was afraid visiting mongers would have kept the stars up all night and inflated the prices. Was I wrong.

Five top quality girls were presented. The price quoated was 70 pesos for 1/2 hour and 100 pesos the hour. There was no mention of the 2 girls for 100p promotion (nor was I interested). Operating hours are from 10 am to 3 am. I chose Nadia because she gave me a kiss on the lips instead of a kiss on the cheek. I have found this is a signal that they are very oral (DFK, BBBJ, CIM, AR) without prompting.

As Dickhead would say a direct relationship. Now I am saying this because Dickheads post regarding the relationship of price to quality immediately preceeds this post. I am in fact prompted to make this post in response to Dickhead´s. But no one will read it because I am a regular member and it will posted 2 or 3 days from now. Nonetheless, Dickhead is right. The best ass I have had here has been in the 40 to 60 pesso price range. The enviornemnt may have been sleazy, but the best ass is on the lower end of the price scale.

Suipacha turned out to be the best apartment I have visited here. I have been going regularly to 1707 Sante Fe and was happy. This place exceeds 1707 in facilities and equals in quality of girls. Price is about the same. Very clean and tidy. I really appreciated that considering some of the crack house quality apart5ments I have visited. Everything considered, Suipacha rates number one in apartments. BTW Nadis was very accomodating. Looks 8, attitude 9, performance 8. I will replace 1707 as my favorite apartment.

Lexton

12-03-04, 18:32

Very interesting, DH, because I have been arriving at the same conclusion. I am starting to develop a theory:

When a woman is in the low priced league for whatever reason, ESPECIALLY IF SHE DOES NOT BELONG THERE, she has very little to lose and is anxious to take advantage of whatever opportunity might be presented. So she is more willing to put in an extra effort or even take a risk IF she thinks there is an advantage to be gained long term, or even significant more money short term.

To a woman already in the high priced league, you are nothing special. She has a lot to lose if something happens(like some rash from DATY, breast sucking or whatever). So she is very unwilling to risk anything and attempts to keep the action to the absolute minimum necessary to keep from being thrown out. Also, I think they begin to learn that many people respond to being insulted by trying harder and spending more. There are many people who for some wierd reason strive for the approval of doormen, waiters, bathroom attendents, store clerks and so on, that are actually in a much lower social class. That is, I suspect, a large part of the reason for overtipping. So the women in Black who learn to insult you if you suggest they are expensive are not so stupid. Many men will spend more to prove they are "worthy" and have "made it". I am amazed by people who are proud of the fact that they can converse with a waiter of bartender that makes one-tenth what they make. Huh?

I also suspect men are more generous in their ratings of women they have spent a lot of money for. I think they see thru money coated glasses. If it cost a lot, it must be good.

I am going to test this theory again tomorrow. Yesterday, I saw in a truly disgusting brothel a gorgeous 20 year old. She said she has worked there 5 months. I took her for a 1/2 hr session for $US5(not a misprint!) just to take her clothes off and check her body. I have a date with her tomorrow to bring her to my hotel for the afternoon. I am going to try to clean her up and get her to quit working the brothel and become private stock 2-3 times a week. There is practically zero chance I could do anything similar with a well established, high priced internet/agency woman or a high priced bar woman. They can't afford to take the chance for less than retirement money.

Flexible Horn

12-03-04, 22:57

While in Solid Gold last night they put on their "SHOW" singers,dancers etc.
While a stripper was performing the chica I was sat with, asked If I like?
Tall blonde, fake tits, shes OK I reply.
She looks me in the eye and says " She was born a MAN"
I spent the rest of the evening checking any chica who came near for an Adams apple & a 5 O'clock shadow.
FH on his gaurd.

One Tree Hill

12-03-04, 23:40

There is a two "girl" show that I saw in Affaire Recoletta that was done by Transexuals/tranvestites also. All the girls in the club were near the stage and really getting into it. The chica I was entertaining asked I wanted a closer view. I said hell no!

Dickhead

12-04-04, 12:58

After a pretty good show at Pelvi's with some fun girl/girl stuff, headed to 921 and was eventually presented with 6 chicas, first two and then 4 more after waiting a bit more. Nothing wrong with any of them and I had never been with any of them. Chose Carla, a classic Latina look, fairly short morocha, claims to be 24 and was mildly offended when I guessed 27. She's from BA province.

Anyway she has a nice smooth body, pretty good set of tits, and bonus points for leaving on the fishnet stockings. Not too much BBBJ before the rubber went on, and not like the awesome deep throat I got from Pandora. But a good session overall and she has good muscular control of the pussy, which eventually led to a rare instance of MSOG.

WIR? Depends who else is there. I put her on a par with Priscila but below Pandora, Támara (but Carla's body is better) or my yegua Katarina who was only working two days a week the last I heard.

Madam Carolina has slimmed down over the past year and I want to fuck her real bad. Unfortunately she does not want to fuck me nearly as bad.

Flexible Horn

12-04-04, 14:13

How quickly your luck can change in this city. After my 300 pesos disaster, I returned to my "Local", Friday night. There was probably 5 or 6 chicas I had entertained previously, looking for a repeat.
Which one? Trying to remember who did what, who liked what.
Then I notice a chica I had never seen before, average height, good looking, long hair, sweet smile. I ask if she speaks any English?, a little.
It just happens she's 22, no kids, up until the previous Friday she was a 750 pesos a month receptionist, now its her 3rd night working.
One 30 pesos drink later we are off, 200 pesos for 1 1/2 hours.
At my apartment normal procedure drink, music, bla, bla, bla.
She stips off, small breasts, tight body, works out. After a few minutes its DATY time and wow what a response, this chica loves it, one after another shes wetting my sheets.BBBJ, multi positions, incredible sex. I must have lost a couple of pounds in sweat.
Will I repeat? Is Bush still President? I have 15 nights left in BA and I'll spend some with this sweet, innocent,unspoilt and so willing to please young chica.
Im keeping this one to myself, wow.
FH very happy in BA

Traveler12

12-04-04, 22:57

In October, I had several massages here and the charge was $ar70 for full service on top of whatever time you spent on the massage, which was a real massage, by the way. Prices may have changed in the interim, of course.

Yesterday I paid a visit to Esmeralda 847 based on the good references in the forum. Easy to find: 12 floor, appartment H. I was received by the madam and chose for two girls: 100 pesos. There was a line up of 6 girls, all nice. Chose for the first two with names that differ from those on there website www.brisamasaje.com.ar. I suppose they change them all the time. They give me the number of another appartment in the building and there I met the girls and a normal massage-table (no candles or so!)

- back massage was fine
- the girls kept all there clothes on
- they only used there hands, almost no erotic touching
- after turning they started the haggle
- top off: 30 pesos each
- BJ (not BBBJ): 20 pesos each

I didn´t ask more. I suppose all of it could end up to 150 pesos on top of the 100 it starts with. Thank you!. They showed me the shower (alone) and I left the place disappointed and thinking of all the nice body to body massages I had all around the world.

Apart from this I had some verey nice meetings at other places. I will send reports later on.

Patata Chips

12-05-04, 17:38

I take a trip to ramos mejia yesterday to take a look a boliche Andres write about, but now is close (Zabala Rivadavia 14160). After that i go to Rivadavia 7000, Envidia, Doly`s. The quality of the girls in Doly`s are realy good but the rooms are realy bad. If you like to spend some extra money is better to take a room in some motel nearly.

Envidia was preaty to but the same problem for the room.The big problem in Doly is was full of men. After that I take a trip to Salome and I found a lot better then last year, many young girls at the ends trip to Cocodrilo but nothing to say about.

Happy Lenny

12-07-04, 18:36

Has anyone ever tried these escorts, the pics of the evas are SPECTACULAR!
http://www.paraisoterrenal.com/clientes/evas/index.htm

And how much do they charge?

Thanks

JavMav

12-08-04, 14:02

Yes, after a 3-year absence, I'll arrive Sunday morning, 12/19, and be free of all duties until Monday night, 12/20. Three years ago, there were 17 pages to print out from this forum representing a year or more of traffic. Half were seeking help, the other half bragging.

NOW, there is TOO much information to digest! It is a wonderful problem. Previously, I found massage places on Esmeralda, girls at Orleans, contracted with others at CuttySark, and found my dream girl, Miriam (still around) at Newports.

This time, I'd love to meet up with one (or more) of you guys. The first $40 of our accumulative beer and covers are on me. I know, "Big deal," but I always overspend, so I need to start low...

Any suggestions for a Sunday?

By the way, I'll be staying in the Sheraton Liberador, again. Last time, there was no problem with guests (1 at a time, though). Any change?

Thanks!!

Maverick

Starfe

12-08-04, 15:04

Happy Lenny,

I turned Nandy away when her tits were really larger then her actual photos.
Air brushing bothers me.

lotsafun

12-08-04, 15:22

At least a dozen of the chicas on page one are not local, but international models that aren't based in Argentina. They've been all over the Internet.
LAGNAF

Has anyone ever tried these escorts, the pics of the evas are SPECTACULAR!
http://www.paraisoterrenal.com/clientes/evas/index.htm

And how much do they charge?

Thanks

Frans

12-08-04, 20:55

Was last monday afternoon in Café Orléans. Decided to go for Alejandra and we went to the hotel around the corner. She is a "madura" of 32 years old, 1M65, long blond dyed hair, nice faked boobs, nice curves, good bbj, good sex, anal available for those who like it. 150P for a long hour + 40P for the hotel.

Recommended if you like the maduras.

Saint

12-09-04, 03:42

I don't hit the clubs too often but when friends are in town or cool guys I meet up with that invite me I do go. I hooked up with JackDaniels and we had a great Italian dinner in Recoleta. We decided to head over to Madahos. They don't even say anything when they see we walking in and just open the doors with no cover.

Of course we asked for Bobby. Bobby told me to tell all of you that he has enjoyed helping you and look for him in the future. He will still waive the cover if you ask for him. Anyway, I knew the quality would be down because today is a holiday and most of the locals are with their wives but still. Most of the girls there were not good quality girls overall. I really have to give this place a thumbs down now. I saw maybe 2 girls worth taking out and I had already seen them before. I don't mind paying more when the quality is better but the quality there has deteriorated to the point of being really sad now.

JackDaniels saw a cute girl that claimed to be on her first night working ever as a working girl. It could have been the truth but I doubt it. She wouldn't budge on the price. She wanted 300 pesos for an hour and wouldn't budge from it. She said the house wouldn't let her. I did confirm with Bobby that they are enforcing the system. If the girls take longer than 1 hour + drive time, they are fined one drink. This is a horrible system and could really kill Madaho's business. I'm against a club regulating the time of the girls.

Still, he already bought her a drink, she was cute and she was kissing him and rubbing him there in the club. What's a horny guy to do? She wouldn't move on the price so I tried getting more time which was futile since the new policy is in place. She promised that he would be drained within an hour anyway. I asked for BBBJ for him. Then he had this grin on his face like he was sitting on Santa's lap wanting more. So I asked the cute girl if he could come in her mouth. She says sure. Merry Christmas JackDanials. I hope you had a good time!

I looked around and said hello to a few girls I know then took off. I really have seen this place go downhill over the years with the quality of girls getting worse, the increase in prices, and the silly rules. They are honestly getting more expensive than Black when it's all said and done. At least at Black they don't regulate the girls time. I maintain now that hotter girls are in the restaurants, normal clubs and shopping malls.

I doubt I'll pull any girls out of Madahos in a while. Still a fun night but I better get to sleep. It's almost 3 AM and I have meetings in the morning. Ouch.

Dickhead

12-09-04, 05:05

I took a gal out of Catto's tonight who I think most would rate an 8. Very short but I mean the face and tits and legs and ass were all there. BBJ, DFK, all conceivable positions, BBJCIM available and encouraged but that will never happen as a second shot (bummer). DATY, FUTA, 69, all of it. Just fucking beautiful. 130 plus 25 drink for 2 full hours. I am not an expert but I think that has to compare favorably with Madahores.

Of course I could be wrong.

California Guy

12-09-04, 09:34

I am going to be in BA this first few weeks of Jan. Probably around the 5th-14th but I heard everyone leaves? I have never been so I am kind of bummed if that is the situation as I was looking forward to meeting some beautiful South American beauties. Maybe some good clubs will be going on still? Well any advice would be great and if anyone else will be there I would like to meet if interested.

Thanks and take care!

Cali

JackDaniels

12-09-04, 12:45

Well, the girl from Madahos was as stated. She was incredibly affectionate and worth every cent. Despite the inability to have a conversation of more than a few words (due to my inability to speak Castellano), I had a fabulous time. She says it was her first day at the club and did not seem at all jaded. She was all over me in the car and gave me the full GFE. Tried to get her into my hotel, but "Que, no documento ?". So we headed off to a short time hotel. The mirrored ceiling is always a great plus and this in itself was worth paying the 43 pesos for. It is nice to see a blonde head bobbing up and down. The full hour was adequate and I could have done with 2 hours however.

This girl is really good and I am considering making her my regular, though the steep Madohos prices are a consideration. I don´t like the time limitation. I do not think that this is a good business strategy on their part. I guess their thinking is that the girl can be brought back into play and the cute ones can perhaps pick up more than one customer per night. However, the competing clubs can attract more business by not having this policy.

Saint, thanks for the company and yes, Christmas has come early for me. I also agree that the average quality in Madahos is not that great and IMHO, I got the best girl outta there. There were about another 3 or 4 that were good enough to take out. Like Saint, I am very picky and would rather leave a club alone than just take anyone. I recalled to Saint that on an earlier visit to BA, I would go from club to club looking for something special. I once walked into Affaire and the quality was abysmal and I just happened to spot one outstanding girl. I made a beeline for her and took her out without hesitation. So even in dismal surroundings, a gem can be found and that is sometimes the challenge of the hobby. I would rather be spoilt for choice though.

I have been in BA since Sunday and was down with short term bug which fortunately has gone. However, I did visit a massage girl called Brida (?) listed in todomassages.com located in Florida street. Not a good massage but she has a great body and does everything. An OK experience.

Last night was a very good experience.

Big Boss Man

12-09-04, 13:26

I am on a the final week of a three week trip. Otto Grahm (sic) recommends staying only a week because you tend to get fagged out. I agree with him but work schedule dictates that I take all my vacation time July through December. I will be working 7 days a week for the first six months of 2005. It is my personal choice.

I took the redeye from Lima. I am staying at the Howard Johnson until Saturday and have to switch to the Loisuites do to lack of vacancy. Everything was booked through Mayra. I ended sleeping for about six hours on Tuesday and then went out for some dinner. Downtown is interesting because there are many streetwalkers on Florida after 9:00 PM. I ended the night at Cattos where I hooked up with Rafaela. I paid the tourist rate of $200 pesos which was her second quote. I am just learning Spanish and my skill level is minimal. I do not want to low ball too much because I am interested in having a happy chica. I live by a strict budget and these prices fit into my budget easily.

Wednesday I almost did not partake in anything. Call it the burnout factor. Around 5:00 PM I had a Cappuchino at Orleans and did not see anythin to my liking. By the way the first quote at Orleans was $100 dollars which I found amusing.

It started raining so I decided to head to the casino. I had a good run playing craps at the Casino in Lima and I wanted to try my luck in Argentina. The Casino was very crowded. No english spoken except for a few common crap table words like -odds working- and -change-. The minimum bet was 25 pesos and they allowed 3 to 1 odds. On the 5 and 9, they allowed odds bets up to 90 pesos on the 25 peso bet. The dealers really push the pace of the game and with my lack of Spanish, I felt lucky to survive. It was a tough table with really no long runs on the pass line. I got behind early about $1000 pesos but eventually ended up losing about 100 pesos. 2.5 hours of entertainment for $35 dollars is not bad. I am still way ahead for the trip on the gambling part. I had won three straight nights in Lima so I was do for my comeupperance. Of course now I will have to convert a couple thousand in pesos back to dollars so I will take a beating there. Interestingly I tried to tip the dealers at the end and they refused to take the tip. I paid 10 pesos for a Remis back to the hotel for safety reasons. You can order the remis right at the exit.

I almost decided to call it a night and not do any mongering for the day. Luckily I talked myself out of it. I headed out to Madahos about midnight. I thought the talent was not that great. I almost called it a night there but fortune swayed me. I ended up with Maya a cute Paraguayan (not anyone´s raving beauty by any means) with nice breasts. Actually Maya and Rafaella from Cattos are very similar in appearance. I paid the $300 pesos for 1.5 hours. Maya is a nice warm fuck and I had a good time.

El Aleman

12-09-04, 13:33

Jack,

this new policy of Madaho's sucks. And it is not only us customers who think it sucks, but aparently also a lot of the chicas. I do know 2 girls who used to work in Madaho's until a few months ago. They did not say exactly why they left this place, but mentioned they don't like the way it has become. Madaho's new policy is aimed at selling more chica drinks, or just more drinks in total (that's what the boliche makes it's profit on, and it only can do that while the customer is on premises instead back home with his pants down), but maybe the girls realize that it is a bad way to hook up with prospective clients to make them repeats or even better, regulars. The observation that talent goes down points into the same direction.

There are alternatives to Madaho's, and even without DH's negotiating skills you can get the same or better for half of what they are asking there. P4p is still a competitive market in BA.

Another point: No documents should ring an alarm bell. This most certainly means she has a reason not to show a document. Two possible reasons are, illegal alien or underage. You don't want to explain either to a guy in a uniform. Every legit Argentinean citizen and resident alien (Saint, please confirm) is in posession of a DNI, documento nacional de identidad, a small booklet about half the size of a passport, and is supposed to carry it.

If you really consider to make that one a regular, stop pulling her out of the boliche. Get her phone no., and set up meetings in her spare time, and establish your own rules.

just 2 centavos,

El Alemán

Saint

12-09-04, 14:15

Amen to El Aleman's post. Just get their phone number and it solves the problem of the club scene. Many girls won't give you their phone number in the club. Many you have to pull them out at least once but you get the magic number afterwards. I've never not gotten a number after pulling them out of the club. I KNEW Jack's girl was going to be great. I told him it would be worth it. She was all over him in the club as well. This new rule at Madahos wasn't enforced before but apparently they are enforcing it now. I don't think it will last as more and more guys will start going to other clubs. It would be worth it if the girls were model material but that simply isn't the case now.

There will always be a premium for hotter girls but as JackDaniels mentioned, there were only 3 really super hot girls in there and I already had left with them earlier. Most of the girls were not what I would consider top quality (keep in mind, I'm a picky bastard).

As far as El Aleman's post about them supposed to carrying their identity card with them wherever they go. I don't believe that is true. This isn't like Havana where the police are randomly stopping them. I know many many girls that never have their documentation or ID on them. I know many girls from other countries (Paraguay, Brazil, Uraguay) that live here that never have their passport on them.

The problem encountered by Jack is the exact reason why I prefer an apartment. (Not just because I own several..) I much prefer the privacy and freedom and space that an apartment offers.

I'm glad you had fun Jack. I knew you would. Maybe you can hook up with me and my client on Friday night. Take care.

El Aleman

12-09-04, 15:18

Saint, Jack

I don't know if it is appropriate to open one's mouth after the Amen - but I am not a religious guy anyway. I have not been with you guys at Madaho's that night, so I cannot say a word about the girl in question's quality, lets just assume she IS worth it. My remarks were more general in nature. Anyway, getting the no. is most important - in fact, a list of proven phone numbers is the most valuable asset if you come to BA on a regular basis. Always a fallback if you are not in the mood for experiments or just don't have the time. And, on my list are numbers of a few girls I just like to be with again and again and again. Setting your own rules outside the club scene means, make it understood that you expect more time, no clockwatching, and no "we have been together 2 hours, so it is 2*x " etc.

What I do frequently with club girls is call them, ask them to come to my apartment maybe at 7 or 8 pm, spend some quality time in the sack, and after that take them to an early (for Argentina) dinner. They can hit their club at 11:30, and everybody is happy: I got my chica fresh, she starts working with the knowledge that it certainly was not a wasted day, I have nice company at dinner plus practising my castellano, and I get to sleep after a nice f**k, a good meal and a few glasses of Malbec at a time that lets me get up the next morning as a living beeing. Clubbing until 4 is just incompatible with work, at least for me.

Saint, absolutely right, that is one advantage of an apartment. The others are, you are in just a more civilized, spacy environment, and more "at home". I just go to the fridge to get a drink, no calling room service etc. But you know you don't have to convince me...

Concerning the ID, I suppose it is like here in Germany: You are supposed to carry one, but people are supposed to do a lot of things. I DO know that there are random checks in Argentina, especially in the provinces in form of police control posts along highways (hit them myself several times). I don't know what happens if one does not have one. Probably a 20 peso bill works perfectly. Speculations.

Well, I just would like to do now what I described above - no chance, too far away. Have fun!

El Alemán

Dickhead

12-09-04, 15:50

I was still horny when I woke up because Romina from Catto's could not get me off a second time. So, I headed to Güemes 3221 to see Salomé. I blew in her mouth after a very short time and after she spit it into the paper towel in a very ladylike fashion and went and brushed her teeth, we made out for a very long time, at least half an hour. But nothing was happening, and I mean nothing. Limp as a dishrag. Then she put it in her mouth and started doing something with her tongue and I immediately blew again even though I was not the least bit hard. It felt really weird too. No force whatsoever. It was like I sprang a leak. Very strange.

But OMG does that gal have a nice body and a beautiful face. So sweet on top of all that. IWR.

JackDaniels

12-09-04, 19:18

The ID:

Well, I don´t know why she had no ID. If her story is true that last night was her first day in the profession, then it could be that she did not have her ID with her, due to naivety on how the hotels work. She is definitely of legal age, 23 she says, and looks it. She could be an illegal alien (from Venus :)) but she is very welcome on my planet. Seriously though, I would think that Madohos would check documents before they allowed a girl to work there.

She does not have a phone yet but plans to get one today. This also adds some credence to her story about her hitherto amateur status. Hopefully I will acquire the number today.

The finances:

A visit to Madahos can be an expensive proposition. In addition to the 300 pesos, there will be a drinks tab of over 100 pesos, cabs and short term hotel, say another 100 pesos. So it is at least a 500 peso evening - about $180 or so. Or GBP 100 for those of us who have come from the land of the mighty pound. Cheap by European standards, expensive by BA standards. I don´t think that this outlay can be trimmed back significantly, except by getting to see a chica privately, outside the club scene.

The business:

The boliches can get away with any kind of rule so long as the girls are hot. Just look at Black, an ongoing high priced club. The customers will keep coming as long as the chicas are good. So their product is the chica while their revenue might be from drinks. No good chicas, no customers, no drinks sold. BTW, does anyone know if the chica hands over any of the 300 pesos to the club ? With just a handful of hot girls in the club, Madahos may find that this time limitation rule may not work. It is all down to the competition. K5 in Prague operates a similar policy as I heard from a girl I took out of there.

Frans

12-09-04, 21:16

last Tuesday, I hit 3 clubs :

First at 1:00 AM I went to Partenaire (Galerie Rustique, Cerrito & Santa Fe). this used to be a great club back in the time of convertibility.

It was reopened recently. I entered the club and no chicas there, the doorman then told me that all the girls were busy escorting outside. I chat a bit with him and he told me that there are normally about 5 chicas. well it seems that what used to be a great club is no more a great club.

Second : went to La Saison (Puyredon/Cordoba) (La saison is the old name). This one too used to be a great club. Entered the club at around 1:30AM, 15P entrance fee, about 10 chicas but nothing to write home about except a blonde one with a dirty look and huge/huge tits. 100P for 30 minutes, 150P the hour. I decided to leave but might come back for the big boobs blonde.

Third : I ended up in Dolly's. It was packed with men and too many women but some doable. I decided to go for a chicas with boots, very sexy, called "la gitana" (the gipsy). excellent session of 30 minutes for 60P.

Saint

12-10-04, 01:37

JackDaniels,

I do think it was her first night but she had a LOT of coaching from her friend who has been working there a long time. She was of age I'm sure. Madahos and the other clubs do a good job of making sure a girl isn't underage. If she had no cellphone that spells major rookie status.

I think the reason Madahos is getting away with the time rule is because the majority of guys are still locals. That is changing though with the tourism boom. More and more tourists are coming. Not sex mongers but just guys that happen to come to BA and discover the joys of the city. BA is still cheap compared to just about everywhere in Europe and North America.

To those of us that have been coming here for several years the quality has deteriorated a lot. For those that have only been here one or two times they don't know the difference. It's still heaven for them.

I won't pull out girls from Madahos with their new policy. I'll just get their phone numbers which I've had good luck doing. Most of the regular girls know me in there. They know I live here and not just a tourist so that helps alot. I know most of the waiters in there too. The last girl I pulled out of here was about 1.5 months ago I think. She didn't have the time rule.

K5 in Prague has the best management out of any club in the world but the club was severely overrated as far as I was concerned with the quality of girls. I did see a Playboy hot centerfold type girl but there was only 2 girls like that. The rest of the girls were "Plain Janes" and not worth the money.

The hottest girls are in Colombia, the best selection is in Lugano, Switzerland but BA will always be BA. Damn I love this city.

Hefe

12-10-04, 03:50

my trip to madaho's was not as much fun as in the past. The quality of girls have gone down hill. The entrance fee of 30 pesos for one drink is even more than black's 25 pesos. I do no like the fact to take out a girl longer, takes 3 drinks at 50 pesos each drink. One girl ordered a bottle of chandon and the bill was even higher. I am guessing it cost 75-100 pesos, unless they charged me 50 pesos for my drink.

Hefe

12-10-04, 03:56

My trip to Colmengua Spa was pretty pleasant. When you first enter, they will give you a choice. I just wanted a massage. There is two options. one, get an ugly girl for 50 pesos, or the vip, good looking girl for 175 pesos. What was I supposed to do but get the vip treatment and try it out. Once inside, you get to pick the girl. The girl I picked had a nice body. When giving the massage, they will go up your thigh and tease your balls. What else could I do but pay the 100 pesos to get a hand job. I admit it was expensive for just a hand job but the way they tease, no mortal could not resist. Otherwise, the place is nice and relaxing. You can swim, relax in the sauna, or take a nap in this quiet room they have.

El Aleman

12-10-04, 08:27

Jack,

Take one of the first class FKK clubs in Germany, for example Palace in Frankfurt: ? 50,- entrance fee, includes all drinks (non alc) and even a decent dinner buffet, plus ? 100 for an hour with a girl, or 2 half hours with 2 girls, total of ? 150 or U$S 195,- at todays pleasant (for us Europeans) exchange rate. Ok, it is a total different scene, but brought down to $ per pop, the same - in the very center of Europe. So, I certainly would not consider a Madaho's night "cheap".

For me, the very big difference always was, that in BA time not used to be a big issue. if the chemistry between a girl and myself was ok, she just stayed as long as she liked - and that was often quite a bit more than an hour.

It is of course the right of every business to define it's rules and to try to maximize it's profit. The market decides, if that works. Madaho's wants the chicas IN the club, making the guests buy drinks, for the reasons you stated below. And, as there are a lot of guests (mainly locals) who do not pull out girls, but who just drink, and chat with the girls, and buy them drinks, this might as well work. I just don't go there anymore - except, to have a drink myself, and maybe get some phone no's.

My last 2 centavos to that topic,

El Alemán

JackDaniels

12-10-04, 13:01

Well, another good night in BA. Did the same as the previous day, but I already knew the girl I would be leaving with. Walked in to Madahos and walked out with the same girl in less than 30 minutes. Another great session.

Going to Madahos does increase the burn rate of the contents of my wallet. Had to visit the ATMs to refuel my wallet. Whats with the ATMs here - they seem to just give out money on a set of criteria, which I haven´t figured out yet. It appears that each bank´s ATM´s has their own maximum limit per card. For example, my UK issued card has a UK limit of GBP 200 or around 1,100 pesos but I can never get more than 500 pesos a day. In fact, one ATM went through the motions but did not give out any cash and I did not understand the message. I hope I did not get debited for cash I never received.

There were a lot of girls in Madahos last night as Thursday is their peak night. I did spot a few more good lookers including a dark haired beaut that I made eye contact with as I was leaving the club with my girl. I might rethink the idea of making one girl as my regular for the rest of my trip. As always, it is balancing act of a sure thing in terms of performance or being more adventurous and getting some variety. As we all know, some good lookers are not good performers. I would say that there were about 10 good lookers (excluding my girl) at Madahos last night. As I write this note, I am getting more and more inclined to try other venues.

El Aleman - good point, I stand corrected. I should have said "cheap by London standards". I have not been to the FKKs, but both Flowers Park in Madrid and Riviera in Barcelona have a lot of good lookers that can be had on site for about 100 euros per hour. London does not have these and escorts start at 150 pounds and can go up from there to several hundred.

As said before, the regular girls doing regular jobs in BA are very nice looking and are better looking than the girls in the clubs. This is true for most places that I have travelled to, but strangely in Brazil it seems to be the other way around. Walking around on Florida and walking through Gallerio Pacifico is great but make sure you do your neck exercises before you set out. The girls wearing the Nacion T shirts are quite delicious looking. There is a petite girl working on what appears to be a cell phone network company stand who looks incredibly edible. In Recoletta, Saint and I had dinner at an Italian restaurant and the hostess was quite a fox. Every second girl walking around is worth a second, a third, a fourth look.

I really like this city and I found it as I remembered it from my previous 2 trips. I have another week before I leave for Brazil and I hope the days go slowly and I hope I can savour the feeling for longer.

Saint

12-10-04, 16:32

JackDaniels and others,

Make sure you check with your bank and see that they didn't debit your account. It happened to me two times where I never got money and they debited my account. I had to call them and have them correct it. Maybe they would have spotted it on their own but I doubt it.

The amount you can take out depends on your bank at home. I have some ATM cards where I have a u$s 500 limit per day and I can only take out 500 pesos at a time but I can take out the equivalent of u$s 500. (at 3:1 I can take out 1500 pesos each day but in 3 separate 500 peso transactions). I have other ATM cards where I can take out all 1500 peses (u$s 500) at one time. About 1/2 my ATM cards I can take out the limit of u$s 500 at one time and the other half only 500 pesos. As I posted before, if you use Paypal.com, request a FREE ATM card and you can take out u$s 400 per day or 1,180 pesos at one time. They only charge u$s 1 to take out up to $400 per day or the equivalent. I've used my Paypal.com debit card in about 15 countries and it always worked.

On the matter of prices. I stand by my statement that prices even at the high end clubs are MUCH cheaper than the USA and Europe on the high end scene. I have seen more girls in the USA than anyone I know. I'm talking at least 1 girl per week (sometimes 2 or 3) every single week for several years straight. Most of the girls I saw were u$s 300 - $400 per HOUR. Some of those experiences were much better than any sessions I've ever had. The USA has GREAT escorts but they are just expensive. Even at Black, those prices pale in comparison to the prices of a USA escort or in Europe. I've seen model type girls in London, Amsterdam, Germany, France, Prague, Italy, Switzerland, Canada, Mexico and the USA and the prices in all those places were much, much more expensive than even in the high end clubs here.

JackDaniels

12-11-04, 14:26

The travel bug of a different kind hit me yesterday despite my attempts to keep healthy with vitamins, ginseng and good hydration. However, I met up with Saint and his client and his clients´s amiga. She is an elegant woman in her 30s and looks darn good. I had a drink with them at Gran Bar Danzon and we took a taxi to Madahos. My mood and health improved dramatically.

The streets are full of beautiful women. Unfortunately, not so in Madohos. We streamed in to the place and Bobby ushered us to a table. Saint´s client was immediately surrounded by women ! In the place, I got talking with a guy from New York, who appeared to be a newbie and was trying to negotiate a threesome at reduced rates. I told him that the prices are inflexible here and if he really wanted a threesome, he should forget about the 50 peso advantage and just go for it. While I was talking to him discretely, one of the girls (quite tasty) started to fondle me and this guy said "I think she wants to go with you". Anyway, I extricated myself and left him to his negotiation. Saint and I decided to visit another club and on the way out, I got a grope and kisses from the same girl. My "regular" had the day off and I was in the mood for a change. Two successive days with the same girl can be a long time.

The other club had just a few chicas and Saint was getting on well with one of them and I decided to return to Madahos and soon picked up a girl. One too many whiskeys and my judgement went and I picked up a girl who was no good. After an hour of fumbling, I ushered her out and crashed to wake up with a hangover.

Plans for today - I have asked Roxanna to book a massage for me. After that, I will relax and wander around town.

Ah, Buenos Aires ! I love this place and I hope it remains as charming at it is.

Big Boss Man

12-11-04, 18:34

I tried to visit this place twice in the past two days. Friday it could have been that I just punched the wrong button. However today I am sure I was correct because I referred back to my notes. Perhaps one of the local guys has more information. I had an excellent time here in August 2004. If it is closed then it probably should be removed from the list.

Big Boss Man

12-11-04, 18:56

Friday night I ran into some attitude at Cattos. The chica ( I forget her name) kept insisting the price was 250 Pesos at Cattos although she went for $200. She was very strict with her time limits. One hour was the maximum. The guy with the ponytail made sure she checked the time as she left. Someone should tell that guy that ponytail´s are passe.

I had a good experience at 1707 Santa Fe with Pamela. Very good head although she asks for a tip to go uncovered.

At 921 Supaicha I had GFE experience with Tamara. We lied on the bed and made out like teenagers for about 30 minutes. She will have some aching lips if she does that with all her guests. Very sweet girl. So sweet I gave her a nice tip for her trouble. It was suggested that anal is possible in this apartment but based on my session I do not think Tamara is into it.

JackDaniels

12-11-04, 20:09

Roxanna could not make contact with either of the two masseuses on such short notice, so I decided to head out to Colmegna Spa. I just wanted a good massage without any hanky panky. I will save my firepower for tonight once I get rid of my lingering headache. What will this evening bring I wonder. I still had a bit of a hangover and I had this bug that hit me yesterday (gone today, thankfully) and I just wanted a massage. I went for the classic massage at 80 pesos for one hour. This place is full of senior citizens and I lowered the average age by a century by walking in. It is a real big deal here to get undressed (in a room upstairs on the gallery), shower (downstairs) and up again to the massage section. The lady was in her 40s and did quite a good massage. Not up to the standards in Asia but good nevertheless. She did a good job of my back and shoulders which is what I wanted. Considering the time taken to get there and time spent getting ready for the massage, I am probably better off getting a visiting massage service in my hotel room. A mid day pre lunch massage, followed by lunch and a snooze, a walk around town, dinner followed by adventures in the boliches sounds like a good plan. I am relaxing nicely here. I have worked a lot this year under a lot of pressure. I feel I have earned this break. So I am going to enjoy it.

Jaimito Cartero

12-12-04, 00:48

Friday night I ran into some attitude at Cattos. The chica ( I forget her name)

A FR without a name is rather useless, isn't it? I mean, we should know who to look out for when they have a bad attitude. Or at least a good description!

Big Boss Man

12-12-04, 11:44

JackDaniels

12-12-04, 14:30

After the massage yesterday, I was feeling a little sleepy. Rested a bit and I then decided to open the evening by having a bite at Gran Bar Danzon. The girl who served me was charming and friendly. She said the place fills up at 12.00 and remains busy till 2.00 or so.

Generally the town did not look busy on a Saturday. I walked around the Recoletta area for a while. Some of the hostesses fronting the restaurants are really cute. One that caught my eye was in front of the pizza and pasta place. Really dark hair with a milky complexion. Yummy.

I thought I would go to a few places rather than go to Madahos again. I got talking to a guy on the street working on commission for Black hustling for customers. He gets paid by the card he gives you that you submit on entry. He asked me if I could say that I have never been there before so that he gets his commission. He said the girls go from $50 upwards. I didn´t believe that though. He insisted that there is no time limitation at Black and all they do is provide the bar facilities and negotiation is between the guy and the girl. So I decided to check out the place. A 25 peso entry charge entitles you to a free drink. Imported whiskies can cost more. Chica drinks are from 40 pesos upwards. I walked in and my first impression was one of amazement. The chicas did look amazing. I hung back at the bar, sipping my drink and got talking to a German guy who has travelled to over 60 countries. He knew the scene in just about every country except for BA ! He had never heard of Madahos. As mentioned before, this club is situated almost across the road from the Alvear Palace hotel and there is probably a steady feed of customers from there who do not know of any other club. Back to the chicas in Black - the first impression is that I was in the best club in BA. This impression was soon to fade. There was an Arabic dance performance which was quite good. I still hung back and I was getting smiles from various girls but did not want to commit so early. I was on my second drink and I started to realise that there was nothing special about the girls here. They are maybe dressed up a bit more but I don´t think that this can be said for all. As they all did their walk past, I did not find a single one that grabbed my attention. A chica that looked good a few minutes earlier now looked plain. Some kind of inverse beer goggles ? No, I don´t think so. I started to feel that I should move on. The atmosphere at Black is not special and feels less like a club and more of a plush hotel lobby. I was itching to move on. I finished my drink and left.

My next stop was Affaire. I had a good memory of this place from a girl on a previous trip. The doormen agreed to let me have a look inside before I paid over any money. I had a look and I decided to pay the 25 peso charge and get the free drink. I was happy to hear that the girl that I met on my previous trip had got married and moved on in her life. The girls at Affaire were mediocre and I left my unfinished drink and moved on.

My next stop was Madahos. I walked in and met Bobby who ushered me to a table where Saint´s client was already seated with a couple of friends. I think that the girls in this place are a match for the girls in Black. Most definitely. Each night there are about 5 hot ones in this place. I caught sight of a girl, who looked somewhat special. I pointed her out to Saint´s client who agreed that she was cute. I wasted no time. Bobby brought her over and she was all smiles. One drink for her and it was time for us to leave. Once again, my lack of knowledge of Castellano made conversation a little difficult but we did have laughs and fun in the club and in the taxi. It is surprising but it is possible to communicate even with just a few words of another language. I did the same in Russia where I knew even fewer words. This girl was really sweet and held me tight in the jacuzzi. She was a little bit ticklish though and the experience was more tender than raunchy. Then she really got going and gave a good passionate performance. After the session, she curled up and held me tight. Quite a GFE. As I walked her hand in hand to her taxi, I thought how lucky I am to be here and to walk around with such a cute girl in such a nice town. She kissed me deeply as she got into the taxi and blew me a kiss as the taxi sped away.

Nice end to the evening.

L Duke

12-12-04, 17:40

My apologies for forgetting the name but what I mean by attitude was not necessarily "bad". I meant she was very aggressive about the pricing and the time limits. Similar to what you expect at Madahos and Black. She did her job so I cannot truly complain. The girl is a 5'6" Paraguayan with a lithe body and crooked teeth. You will know if you try to negotiate with her. For the life of me I cannot dredge up the name.

I was surprised with the attitude because I was at Cattos three nights before with Raphaela and the typcial two time experience for $200 pesos.

Big Boss Man,

$200 pesos seems a bit steep for Cattos or any of the "Triangle" clubs downtown. Last March the going rate was $150 pesos for your average foreigner and maybe if you are Dickhead even lower. Unless Cattos has increased there prices and no one has reported it, you are overpaying.

Any mongers who've been in Cattos lately have any insight on any price changes?

Dickhead

12-12-04, 17:55

I have posted many, many, many times that Maipú 429 is NOT OPEN ON WEEKENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!. Not open on Saturday. Not open on Sunday. I don't go there any more since they raised their price from 80 to 100. The girls there aren't as good as at Suipacha 921 so they can go fuck themselves.

Rafaela from Catto's does me for 120-130 which is what I get most gals in there for. I've never paid more than 150 there and I've gotten a few decent ones out of there for 100. But I can really eat pussy so they like me in there. Rafaela's pussy is some very good eating.

Rastaman

12-12-04, 19:23

Has anyone dropped down on BA's hottest (non-pro) club, Opera Bay in Puerto Madero???

Big Boss Man

12-12-04, 19:26

I think that you need to be realistic about this money thing. My first trip into Cattos was with Chicago Boy in August. I paid 200 pesos to Karin then while at the same time Chicago Boy sitting next to me he got Sonia out of there for 150 pesos.

The difference is that I am trying to learn Spanish whereas Chicago Boy was able to speak Spanish so he was able to laugh, joke and make connections. He was a very experienced player. My conversation skill is very limited and despite having my fair share of women, the latina still think I am "timido."

My experience is that if I lowball the money I get less performance out the girl. Without knowing the language, communication is difficult and it is just a job for the girl. If it is just a job then the girl is like you or me. She is going to take the job that pays the most money.

I am on vacation. What I enjoy most about Latina women is their ability to suspend judgement and treat you like a lover immediately. A good example is yesterday when I spent most of my time with Tamara frenchkissing like we were teenagers. I can go to some selected massage parlors anytime in the States and have a zipless fuck. I want the performance. To screw up my good time for 50 pesos does not seem worth it to me.

I have read other reports where guys on the Board are paying the same prices as me. It seems as if there is scale working here. The guys who are the better lovers with the larger more engaging personalities can get the girls for lower prices. Fair enough.

Dickhead

12-13-04, 00:40

Friday night I was in a regular bar whose name I will not reveal because I am a selfish fuck head and I don't want all you guys going in there. Anyway I discovered a secret corner of the place and there was a table with what looked like some hookers. I was very drunk (they make huge martinis there for 9 pesos and I poured two of those onto a good base coat of beers) and so I am unclear on the sequence of events but I think it was one of the cooks who said he could introduce me and so then I was talking to Elizabeth from Morón. She said 50 US and I said nah, I don't negotiate in dollars and I like to pay 100 pesos so she said fine, indicating to me that I could have gotten her for less. But I have no problem paying 100 pesos.

OK so then we get to my place and she heads for the bathroom and I head to where I hide my money to get another 50 pesos. She came out of the bathroom real quick and surprised me. She asked me if I was hiding my money so she wouldn't rob me and I said that I was UNhiding some money for her. BTW I have changed the hiding place just in case, but she really didn't see the hiding place per se anyhow.

Service was good. I had told her I was drunk and had been with another woman earlier in the day and that I wasn't promising anything but just wanted to kiss and get BJ'd for a while, and we would see what happened. She said she was a good kisser and proved it in the bar. BJ was quite nice and I did get it up to fuck her for a while but I couldn't finish and then she BJ'd me some more and then she left. Not a clock watcher and gave me her number but I was too drunk to know if she was good looking or ugly so I might not call her, plus she doesn't live in town anyhow. I think she might have been around 32 or so and I'm 99% sure she was a morocha but other than that it is kind of vague.

Saturday my attorney and I went to Norte and bought 14 quarts of beer at 15% off, which was all we could carry. A bonus was that whoever used the bottle return machine before we did, did not take their ticket = 3.48 peso cost savings. Then on advice of counsel I began to drink copiously and we went to the mansion to swim. That is the first time I have actually made it into the pool and it was very nice. One of the twins showed up and asked me, "¿Toro Rojo, cuándo vas a aprovecharme?" so I said how about RIGHT NOW and off we went. She told me that the other twin is "operada" = fake tits. Who the hell knows? She was a very good fuck.

Then I was going to fuck Mariela but was advised she might not be happy with 100 pesos and since she is not any better looking than the twin or the masseuse, and since her performance reviews haven't been that great, I blew her off and fucked the masseuse again. I really like her. Great attitude, great performance, nice gal. Yes, a bit heavy but BIG fucking tits. Then we staggered out to the bus stop and got on the #29 which took us close to civilization and we went to El Living and drank 3 peso beers until we could barely stand up.

I am way over budget on hookers this month.

AllIWantIsLove

12-13-04, 02:58

(As this involves our hobby, I can't very well ask this in an HTML oriented forum.)

I think that a lot of the information contained in the escort sites could be better organized. Like in a spreadsheet format. For some sites I've looked at I can see where the information is comming from. But Area-Vip has me stumped. If I view the source for http://www.area-vip.com.ar/area/area-vip.htm it looks to me like the three frames are defined by src="titulo.htm", src="menu.htm", and src="menu2.htm". But none of those three files defines the main part of the window, i.e. the largest section with the photos of 8 girls. How do I figure out the name of the file which provides that source?

Thanks,

Bob

Hefe

12-13-04, 04:41

I have a citibank card and I was able to pull out 1800 pesos at the citibank atm, 2 times of 900 pesos each. There is a citibank within 1 or 2 blocks of blacks The good about using the citibank card at the citibank atm, is that the machine will state how much in us funds they will charge you before you take out the money. When I was there, the atm gave me a better rate than changing at the cambios. When i inspected my statements, I noticed using other atm cards, I got a lower rate and also using credit cards, sometimes I was charged a 3 percent spread using amex or other cc's

JavMav

12-13-04, 11:25

Okay, I'm down to T minus 6 days for my arrival. I haven't been for 3 years, I only have 36 hours, I may not be back for a couple of months, and I DON't want to blow it. I've RTFB over and over, but I went to public schools.

So, I'm going to make some statements, and, perhaps, my misunderstandings can be corrected:

"The Triangle" is comprised of several Boliches. Notably Cattos, Madahos and Black. All have roughly a $A25 entrance fee, Cattos is the least expensive overall at $A150 minus the Dickhead factor, if you are good. Madahos a bit more, and quality is reported down. Black a little/ a lot more, never reported worth the price here. All seem to be rather stringent on service time.

Bottom line, Cattos seems to be the best value among Boliches.

"The Mansion" is a private Jackson deal, although sometimes members are invited for dinners and parties.

Cuttysark is in the tank.

Orleans is more miss than hit.

Newports has become the wild, wild west. YMMV from a great experience to getting robbed. The price is no longer a bargain compared to the boliches. There are not other clubs like Newports that are a good value.

Street girls are problematic.

The only reliable internet site for escorts is www.escorts-argentina.com. The prices listed are usually $300 for a half day (US Dollars, I think). There are almost no reviews of girls from here (although I'm sure there is some overlap). It is the opinion of this board that, aside from being far less fun, they are not a good value, either.

So, it would seem that the apartamentos continue to be a great value, particularly if you follow guidance for location/girls reviewed here, during the day. Of course, I assume most will be closed on Sunday. All the clubs are fun to see at night, but the best prices are at Cattos, then Madahos.

Offer still stands for drinks Sunday afternoon night. Just tell me when and where.

Mav

MoonDog

12-13-04, 12:29

Stormy

12-13-04, 12:38

JavMav

Your summation is reasonable except:

The Triangle is Cattos, Hook, and across the street Ness. None charges a cover to enter. Drinks are 12 p at Cattos, 15 at Ness and I can't remember Hook because I don't usually go there. Drinks for the girls are 25 at Cattos and 30 at Ness. Madahos is not in the Triangle, which is about 900 Suipacha, or near the corner of Suipacha and Paraguay. Madahos is up in Recoleta near the cemetery and Black is also in Recoleta near the Alvear Hotel. 150 is reasonable in Catto and Ness plus a drink for the girl for one to two hours. (If you have some Spanish and have had the Dickhead Seminar for Pussy Investors (DSPI) there may be considerable variance.

Don't forget 921 Suipacha, an apartment almost across the street from Cattos. Floor 6C . Excellent service at 100 p. for an hour.
Also, 1707 Santa Fe has been very good for me.

Orleans can be excellent in the afternoons, I don't think much of it at night.
There can be outstanding people at Excedra late in the evening.
Newport is totally open; there may be some risk there. Street girls can be fine with specific recommendations, otherwise why spend the time investigating?

Hope this helps

Stormy

Dickhead

12-13-04, 12:41

"The Triangle" is comprised of several Boliches. Notably Cattos, Madahos and Black. All have roughly a $A25 entrance fee, Cattos is the least expensive overall at $A150 minus the Dickhead factor, if you are good. Madahos a bit more, and quality is reported down. Black a little/ a lot more, never reported worth the price here. All seem to be rather stringent on service time.

Bottom line, Cattos seems to be the best value among Boliches.

All the clubs are fun to see at night, but the best prices are at Cattos, then Madahos. Mav

Madaho's and Black are in Recoleta and not in the Triangle which is in the Microcenter and comprises Catto's, Ness, and Hook. Hook is where you can get the maximum amount of counterfeit money possible and has the added bonus of the world's biggest kunt for a bartender. There are no covers at any of those three places.

Madaho's has the highest prices in town except for maybe Black. By no means is it the next cheapest place than Catto's.

Suerte,

DH

MoonDog

12-13-04, 12:51

Okay, I'm down to T minus 6 days for my arrival. I haven't been for 3 years, I only have 36 hours, I may not be back for a couple of months, and I DON't want to blow it. I've RTFB over and over, but I went to public schools.

So, I'm going to make some statements, and, perhaps, my misunderstandings can be corrected:

"The Triangle" is comprised of several Boliches. Notably Cattos, Madahos and Black. All have roughly a $A25 entrance fee, Cattos is the least expensive overall at $A150 minus the Dickhead factor, if you are good. Madahos a bit more, and quality is reported down. Black a little/ a lot more, never reported worth the price here. All seem to be rather stringent on service time.

Bottom line, Cattos seems to be the best value among Boliches.
No. The triangle is Cattos, Hook, and Ness. Black is totally separate, as is Madahos.

"The Mansion" is a private Jackson deal, although sometimes members are invited for dinners and parties.
Read "The Mansion" thread.

Cuttysark is in the tank.
No

Orleans is more miss than hit.
No, varies with time of day, your mood, her mood, your attitude, her attitude, your wallet, her need.

Newports has become the wild, wild west. YMMV from a great experience to getting robbed. The price is no longer a bargain compared to the boliches. There are not other clubs like Newports that are a good value.

Still good.

Street girls are problematic.
Avoid

The only reliable internet site for escorts is www.escorts-argentina.com. The prices listed are usually $300 for a half day (US Dollars, I think). There are almost no reviews of girls from here (although I'm sure there is some overlap). It is the opinion of this board that, aside from being far less fun, they are not a good value, either.
Wrong on all counts. Negotiate, also try www.area-vip.com.ar and www.gemidos com. www.escorts-argentina.com will always have accurate pictures.

So, it would seem that the apartamentos continue to be a great value, particularly if you follow guidance for location/girls reviewed here, during the day. Of course, I assume most will be closed on Sunday. All the clubs are fun to see at night, but the best prices are at Cattos, then Madahos.
The "best" all depends on your perception. Nothing is certain in this hobby, except that you meet some very beautiful girls in a very short amount of time. With a little bit of effort, you can have a great time.

Enjoy the life,

Moondog