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Have been here for a week with SO and finally had some time to myself to hook up. Met Jenifer from Giselle's list the other night and she was a nice time. HOWEVER, I am just not a fan of this town for mongering. Maybe I am spoiled because my last two international trips have been to Berlin and Kiev. In Ukraine you see a 7 or 8 every couple steps walking on Krestchatik. Here there are just not many attractive women. Maybe you see a 7 out of about 40 young women who cross your path on the street. Of all my travels I have probably not seen so many unattractive females. I did meet some locals and go to Bizarren Musik Parti last Saturday (https://www.facebook.com/bizarren). I would recommend this party to anyone that is looking for freebies and has any game There were thousands of females there every shape and form and it seemed like one of the biggest meat markets I have seen in awhile. If you like dancing and partying this is a good option. I wonder why all the hot females I have seen are at this party. They have it about twice a month. I got very sick with flu on my trip to BA. That halted my mongering activities. I think I will just save the $700 I had saved for ladies and use that for a trip next month to Koln for the FKKs. Not only is it a real task to meet the ladies here, but it does not seem to pay off like other top mongering destinations I have been to. When I am paying good money I want to be able to have 8's and 9's not have to settle for 6's and 7's. Sorry for the rant but BA is not what I expected I thought there were beautiful women everywhere here.
TejanoLibre
06-25-14, 21:51
This forum has been my only resource since I got here. I have been using it exclusively. It is the only way I even know how to go about this stuff in this country. You can tell by my posts from the first day I got here. And you can see just how active I have been. Of the other Argentina forums on the web, this is the only one left that has any recent activity whatsoever.
Anywhoo, I just got back from Orleans. I think things are definitely smoother as long as it is not too close to sundown. And things are definitely more palatable before kirchner's kidz wake up, and get out and about, to cause grief.
Nothing to write home about because all I got out of orleans, was the lunch special. And after being here for 3 weeks, I am fairly certain that is the only thing this town actually has to offer. This is critical advice to anyone who is thinking about travelling to BA. But to be fair, it will be a good lunch.
So I get there and walk in. There are girls there, and much to my surprise, 2 of them strike my fancy. I go ahead and get assertive. I go over and sit at the table next to each of them, I engage them with a smile, and I sit down to order food and coffee. They know what's up. One of them was clearly waiting for someone because she was on her cell phone and her head was constantly darting around. The second one was not engaging me, so I engaged her. I turned on the ole charm, eventually had her laughing, and warm to me. I think she was tired or just not on the clock. I was there a while, I gave her every opportunity to escalate, and made it abundantly clear that I am out for a good time, I am down for anything, and have no schedule to keep.
But all to no avail. Like I said, I am fairly certain that it wasn't anything personal. In whatever way, and for whatever reason, she was simply not on the clock. As it was about 5 pm, I grabbed a cab out of there, rather than chance being stuck on that side of town at sunset, or worse yet, after kirchner's kidz crawled up from out of the sewer, to start their good day.There is nothing wrong with downtown BA, the Micro Centro. Day or night as long as you know where you are and where to go you will be just fine.
Especially the places that all of us go to, Hook, Cattos and Ness. Perfectly safe! Don't act like a tourist and pay a street urchin a bribe out of fear. Don't feed the animals!
Excedera is absolutely safe.
Orleans is full of ugly old Pros and a Cocasional sperm bank.
I can assure you that San Telmo is a lot more dangerous than Micro Centro!
Especially after sundown!
If you use unknown escorts or Privados then you pay your money and you take your chances.
There is a wealth of info on this site that if people will spend the necessary time that it takes to ensure that they will have a great time then it will happen.
Use recommended Chicas.
Go to recommended bars.
Avoid the Chicas and bars that are on the No Fuck List.
Use your resources that are on this list!
Pm one of us that lives here.
BA is or can be very nice.
The Street Urchins are everywhere in the world.
You could have had a Dell Dude!
TL.
Send me a PM if you would like a few contacts with a money back guarantee.
Can anyone comment on the action at Cafe Orleans on a Sunday afternoon. ?
Or suggest a private apartment that is open on Sundays.
Thanks in advance.
Can anyone comment on the action at Cafe Orleans on a Sunday afternoon. ?
Or suggest a private apartment that is open on Sundays.
Thanks in advance.Sundays can be tough, try Esmeralda 847, piso 12 H, at Paraguay (Brisa Masajes). At the buzzer say "chicas" and head in to the elevator at the back. If you want more than massage and happy ending, I think FS is common here, but to be sure let the lady in charge know you want "servicio conventional" (AKA FS) and request a VIP room.
Can anyone comment on the action at Cafe Orleans on a Sunday afternoon. ?
Or suggest a private apartment that is open on Sundays.
Thanks in advance.I was there 2days before. There was two Girls. One leave with a guy there another Girl came to me and she will have 2400 peso, I say i give You 600 Peso. Seh say: no that imposible. So I go without a Girl.
I was there 2days before. There was two Girls. One leave with a guy there another Girl came to me and she will have 2400 peso, I say i give You 600 Peso. Seh say: no that imposible. So I go without a Girl.Sunday evening certainly isn't the best time for mongering in BA, but anyway 2400 pesos is a ridiculous amount to pay to any girl at Orleans. I don't think that those chicas would come down to 600, but for the same 600 pesos you can find hundreds of much better performing hookers within 10 minutes walk from that cafe, provided that it's a weekday afternoon.
For me, Orleans is a place just to have beer and watch people come and go. Not a pick up point. Enjoy BA.
Member #4112
01-27-15, 19:34
Went in to Orleans today about 14:30 to have a drink and see what was going on this afternoon. Very slim pickings, even the Dominican gang was missing. A few familiar faces. One old chica who has been there for years has lost some weight and does not look as bad as before came over and chatted me up. Told her she looked better which she takes as an invitation to make an offer. This tired old hag who has seen me taking an occasional girl out of there for years did not eve blink when she said $300 dollars!
Thought you guys would get a laugh out of that.
Where do they come up with this sh*t. Only in Argentina.
Went in to Orleans today about 14:30 to have a drink and see what was going on this afternoon. Very slim pickings, even the Dominican gang was missing. A few familiar faces. One old chica who has been there for years has lost some weight and does not look as bad as before came over and chatted me up. Told her she looked better which she takes as an invitation to make an offer. This tired old hag who has seen me taking an occasional girl out of there for years did not eve blink when she said $300 dollars!
Thought you guys would get a laugh out of that.
Where do they come up with this sh*t. Only in Argentina.Sorry DG, but they have this type of "shit" everywhere in the world.
Went in to Orleans today about 14:30 to have a drink and see what was going on this afternoon. Very slim pickings, even the Dominican gang was missing. A few familiar faces. One old chica who has been there for years has lost some weight and does not look as bad as before came over and chatted me up. Told her she looked better which she takes as an invitation to make an offer. This tired old hag who has seen me taking an occasional girl out of there for years did not eve blink when she said $300 dollars!
Thought you guys would get a laugh out of that.
Where do they come up with this sh*t. Only in Argentina.I am sure many of you have had a favorite moment at Cafe Orleans. Even in its heyday, I never did pick up from them too many times. Did drop by often, but just to have coffee and window shopping. Usually, I had some massage lady do an outcall at my hotel around 10/11 am after breakfast. That way, I had my fun and could rest for the night classes.
Cafe Orleans, around 2007/2008 when the $ was at 300 pesos. Was there in the early afternoon as usual. Noticed a young fresh blonde among the stingrays & octopuses, dressed in a simple plaid top & jeans. Not a stunner, but why not. Walked over, smiled and sat down. A questioning look from me, and she took out a piece of paper and wrote 150 pesos. Off we went to Las Canitas in a taxi, an afternoon of enthusiastic gymnastics. Told me she was an student in some design school. I felt I had won the lottery.
Did not see her in subsequent visits there.
Cafe Orleans, around 2007/2008 when the $ was at 300 pesos. Was there in the early afternoon as usual. Noticed a young fresh blonde among the stingrays & octopuses, dressed in a simple plaid top & jeans. Not a stunner, but why not. Walked over, smiled and sat down. A questioning look from me, and she took out a piece of paper and wrote 150 pesos. Off we went to Las Canitas in a taxi, an afternoon of enthusiastic gymnastics. Told me she was an student in some design school. I felt I had won the lottery.
Did not see her in subsequent visits there.Most good experiencies I have had there are similar to the one you describe, the one off chica who is there for a few weeks, makes a buck and leaves. Those are usually fresh, not saddled with all the quricks of the trade and just trying to have a good time while they make a good income.
TejanoLibre
03-26-15, 04:19
So last time I was there I stopped by NO just to say high to the waiter I have gotten to know. I have never met anyone there for takeout. Anyway, a super cute girl in tight jeans comes in and sits down. I am thinking luck may have changed and had nothing to do for a couple hours. So I walk over and in my horrible Spanish start asking what her details are at which time she tells me in perfect English that she doesn't speak Spanish and is lost. Could I help her back to her hotel....of course all the other ladies were pissed and telling the waiter she shouldn't be there. Too funny that the only girl I ever wanted to leave with was a tourist!
Have a great weekend,
Now that's Funny !
Not as funny as the guy that stopped me on C. Pellegrini around 6pm as I was leaving "X" with one of the Boys .
This Guy says ":
"Hi there!".
I would like to introduce you to these 2 girls that would like to hang-out with you guys . "De Onda!" Means for free , to be cool , et cetera .
And I said :
"Man , that's My job Dude !".
I've got 50 girls that I work with that are also "tour" guides !
The last thing I need is another woman / Chica !
He was floored !
That's the last thing he EVER expected to hear from to Foreign looking , Hawaiian Shirt wearing dudes that just left "X.".
Funny !
TL.
It is an report and hidden camera from Orleans this morning on the TV canal A24.
Would not go there today..
Maybe this place will be closed down now too?
Stranger.
ElAlamoPalermo
04-17-15, 14:00
http://www.infobae.com/2015/04/16/1722869-acusan-una-concejal-kirchnerista-manejar-una-red-prostibulos-la-ciudad-buenos-aires
Kirchner allied government official accused by NGO "La Alameda" of running five "prostibulos" in CABA one of which is apparently Cafe Orleans. Sens and Ness are also named as allegedly owned by the same figure.
http://www.infobae.com/2015/04/16/1722869-acusan-una-concejal-kirchnerista-manejar-una-red-prostibulos-la-ciudad-buenos-aires
Kirchner allied government official accused by NGO "La Alameda" of running five "prostibulos" in CABA one of which is apparently Cafe Orleans. Sens and Ness are also named as allegedly owned by the same figure.I heard years ago that the same guy owned Cutty Sark.
PickCherry12
04-19-15, 00:48
I heard years ago that the same guy owned Cutty Sark.What's next now, New Port?
JamesBond69
04-20-15, 12:58
What's next now, New Port?The "SHOCKING" undercover video at Orleans discovered a woman who offered sex for money - who knew? - so Orleans will probably be closed. Orleans is owned by a counsel woman whose family also owns two other "questionable" boliches Ness and Sens, so expect those also to be closed soon.
Hook, New Port ?? Who knows but they could be next. Hey. It's an election year.
AllIWantIsLove
04-20-15, 14:42
The "SHOCKING" undercover video at Orleans discovered a woman who offered sex for money - who knew? - so Orleans will probably be closed. Orleans is owned by a counsel woman whose family also owns two other "questionable" boliches Ness and Sens, so expect those also to be closed soon.
Hook, New Port ?? Who knows but they could be next. Hey. It's an election year.I don't get it. I thought that prostitution was legal in Argentina although pimping is illegal. I don't see how Orleans could be accused of pimping. What law has Orleans violated.
Bob.
TejanoLibre
04-20-15, 15:27
I don't get it. I thought that prostitution was legal in Argentina although pimping is illegal. I don't see how Orleans could be accused of pimping. What law has Orleans violated.
Bob.Could be "Facilitation.".
TL.
I would not know anything about that though .
JamesBond69
04-21-15, 02:15
The clubs are closing at a fast clip. First the "elite" Recoleta clubs and then the boliches - Cattos, Cafe Orleans.
The way it is going only a few fly by night privados and internet "blind date" sites will remain. I doubt it will ever go back to the way it was, at least not for awhile.
The clubs are closing at a fast clip. First the "elite" Recoleta clubs and then the boliches - Cattos, Cafe Orleans.
The way it is going only a few fly by night privados and internet "blind date" sites will remain. I doubt it will ever go back to the way it was, at least not for awhile.If we get rid of the FPV in the next election it might be sooner then one thinks!!! :-).
The clubs are closing at a fast clip. First the "elite" Recoleta clubs and then the boliches - Cattos, Cafe Orleans.
The way it is going only a few fly by night privados and internet "blind date" sites will remain. I doubt it will ever go back to the way it was, at least not for awhile.I expect that the more prudent and well run "massage" places will remain and the many internet girls as well. The clear prevailing mentality however is to close boliches and anything that looks like "obvious" prostitution. I can't see the election changing that mentality much. Its hard to put that prudish cat back in the bag once it gets out. Not politically feasible these days.
Add in the fact that with the closing of boliches it gives real estate developers the opportunity to grease hands that need greasing and come in with offers to renovate/build in the old spots. We've been seeing that the world over for years.
Vanesa my friend is the best!! She is in Cafe Orleans during the day. I met her and we enjoyed!!
JamesBond69
04-27-15, 23:26
I walked by Cafe Orleans today. It was open but empty of the usual clientele. In the window there were handwritten signs promoting low prices on salads, chicken and meat dishes, etc.
Apparently they have adopted a new business model. They are only going to sell food and drink going forward. I wish them the best:-).
I walked by Cafe Orleans today. It was open but empty of the usual clientele. In the window there were handwritten signs promoting low prices on salads, chicken and meat dishes, etc.
Apparently they have adopted a new business model. They are only going to sell food and drink going forward. I wish them the best:-).I remember Cafe Orleans of 20 years ago. My office was on San Martin and my apartment was on Juncal and Esmeralda so I would stop off on my way home from the office.
Much of the time you were lucky to find a seat and the place would be loaded with 8's or better.
That was also the time when getting dollars into Argentina was just stopping off at an ATM. I averaged 10,000 dollars a month with no fees.
Don B.
Been there a few times this trip, after place got busted. No chicas during the day, they show up after five and they are only 3 or 4. No Dominacans, I think a lot of them were illegal aliens and were deported.
There is one really good one named Maria also uses name Euge. She said she posted a few years ago, but got a lot of negative comments from people she never meant. Looked up old posts, some have been deleted, I am not sure what issues were. There are some pictures of her. Today her hair is not as dark and looks a tad older.
However, she is a dynamo in bed, speaks English, good bbbj, I think she is pretty good looking, and up for anything, except no cola.
Price: started at 2000p, I said no, offered 1000, ten minutes later came back said ok, worked deal for more time and more money. At first she wanted money up front, after being burned on prior ocassions, said no. A little tense came to agreement, from there things went great. Had second session, did not ask for money up front, had a great time.
I would recommend, Price 1000-2000 depending on her mood and how businesses is going (like all the chicas, I suppose). I have her number not sure if it proper to post.
JamesBond69
05-08-15, 22:59
I walked by Cafe Orleans today around 3 pm, just for old time's sake. It was totally empty. RIP Cafe Orleans, another monger destination hits the dust.
In the last few days the girls from Orleans and there are only four, are hanging out at the restaurant across the street with the outdoor dining. (It is a regular restaurant with normal customers, food is not bad, and prices are pretty good). Today I saw them there around 1:00 and again when i walked by at 8:30. Just be careful you do not proposition a secretary on a her lunch break or a girl waiting for her boyfriend, that could go super bad, super fast.
Cafe Orleans is only 2 blocks from my apartment so it is easy to look in on.
On 2 occasions there has been 1 girl and 1 potential buyer, me, in the place.
Both times 3000 pesos was the asking price.
First time, Diana, I would not have been interested at 800.
Second time, Maria, came down to 1200 but not 1500 for 2 hours.
Both girls did speak English.
They seem to think that the limited supply there justifies their price.
The demand went elsewhere.
One other girl spotted there, tall English speaking girl from Ecuador, if I remember correctly.
She has been around for years, did her 5 or 6 years ago and would not repeat.
Girl on internet quoted 1200 for 1 hour, 3000 for 2. May be good in bed but failed math.
Don B.
Fillychaser
05-12-15, 18:11
I first went to Café Orleans in Mid April and got there around 9:00PM. It looked dirty, and there were about four chicas there, none better than a 6, at best. Was not impressed. As I went by there today while going to lunch, there were no girls, but the place actually looked cleaner and neater. Maybe the ambiance changes throughout the day. I don't think I am interested in the girls at 2000 pesos as mentioned by Don B., but am not sure what my options are.
Hotman 666
05-12-15, 19:40
I walked by yesterday afternoon and there was NO ONE in the place.
Saw 1 provider in the cafe over the street.
She was, I would say, late 30s to early 40s with a rather nice, but probably enhanced body but a rather hard face.
No one approached her while I was there.
Hotman.
I walked by yesterday afternoon and there was NO ONE in the place.
Saw 1 provider in the cafe over the street.
She was, I would say, late 30s to early 40s with a rather nice, but probably enhanced body but a rather hard face.
No one approached her while I was there.
Hotman.I received a message from one of the chicas who works at Cafe Orleans, Her name is Paula and she told me they kicked all the chicas out of there.
Now she has to work solo and she was asking me when I was coming back to BsAs.
Daddy Rulz
06-12-15, 02:01
I received a message from one of the chicas who works at Cafe Orleans, Her name is Paula and she told me they kicked all the chicas out of there.
Now she has to work solo and she was asking me when I was coming back to BsAs.Seems like closing the bars might be the cure for GPS, lots of guys getting lots of "when can I see you messages".
Member #3320
06-12-15, 12:06
Maybe, closing of all the day and night mongering spots act as a boon for long term mongers of BA, then.
Big Boss Man
06-12-15, 12:35
Maybe, closing of all the day and night mongering spots act as a boon for long term mongers of BA, then.The marginal buyer for nightclub chica services is no longer the drunken tourist or the business man who has all his expenses paid. The nightclub chicas no longer have easy access to these guys. They are now in competition with the 600 P privado chicas.
PickCherry12
06-12-15, 15:32
The marginal buyer for nightclub chica services is no longer the drunken tourist or the business man who has all his expenses paid. The nightclub chicas no longer have easy access to these guys. They are now in competition with the 600 P privado chicas.Oh, so the privados haven't been raided yet?
Daddy Rulz
06-12-15, 16:35
Oh, so the privados haven't been raided yet?The really big privados got shut down ages ago. There are very few places left you can see a line up.
The marginal buyer for nightclub chica services is no longer the drunken tourist or the business man who has all his expenses paid. The nightclub chicas no longer have easy access to these guys. They are now in competition with the 600 P privado chicas.Under perfect competition, price equals marginal cost (where marginal cost is rising) and pussy has no marginal cost (a sociology prof of mine, a woman, once said in class that "pussy is the only thing you can give away and still have"), so maybe pussy will be free pretty soon.
The really big privados got shut down ages ago. There are very few places left you can see a line up.The statement still holds true, girls who want to work and are still willing to give pussy for $$ are doing so by advertising themselves in other webpages like selfie escorts where most are on the 500-700 peso range.
Is this place still open... It got the dreaded red tape treatment in May but not sure of its status since then.... Aghhh the old days.
Maz.
Daddy Rulz
09-30-15, 18:24
Is this place still open... It got the dreaded red tape treatment in May but not sure of its status since then.... Aghhh the old days.
Maz.Billboards bolted to the doors, this place is as closed as a place gets.
For sure this place is closed !
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LukeSkywalker
12-20-15, 04:54
Looks like the puta business in Bs As has been completely busted...
For sure this place is closed !
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Looks like the puta business in Bs As has been completely busted...While it is not "completely busted" the powers that be are trying to minimize it!
WorldTravel69
08-13-19, 12:53
Are you trying to say that it has re-opened?
Good to see a fair few Zeds in attendance despite the cool weather and catch up with those who i spoke to. Catch yer out an about during the year.
Great place. I'd love to return as soon as I can.
WorldTravel69
03-24-24, 19:01
Was Open in 2006.
Great place. I'd love to return as soon as I can.
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