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Chica Seeker

04-02-05, 18:19

I have never been impressed by this place but once in awhile you run into some gems. I met Silvia here last year who has been reviewed well. Stormy and I popped in her on our way home after a night of mongering with Dickhead a couple of nights ago. Our last stop had been Cattos where the Dickster had quickly pulled one of his favoritas.

I immediately noticed a chica with shorter dark hair who seemed to stand out from the other chicas. She looked like a solid 7 to me, about 5´5”, with rack that seemed to be out of proportion to the rest of her slim body. They were literally popping out of the top that she was almost wearing. I assumed that they were enhanced. Wrong assumption.

Anyway, I waived her over and found out that her name was Nancy, that she was 25 and had been working at Ness for about a year in her spare time. The chemistry was there so we started the negotiations. She started at 200 pesos but quickly settled on 150 and off we went to my apartemento.

After some preliminaries, off come the clothes and the bra and wow!! Now I am not a breast man but these were real and spectacular. Nancy is a very passionate girl (YMMV of course). She really got into the session. The only reservation is that there was no BBBJ but that is not really an issue for me. She loves oral and came hard without a lot of effort from me. She had a couple of more during the session in cowgirl and doggie.

Overall a great session with a great gal. I would not hesitate to recommend her to my fellow mongers.

Incaboy

04-22-05, 16:55

I made my first visit to Ness last night after hitting Catto's and Hook. Ness was more divey with fewer attractive women around but interestingly enough it felt like a more comfortable place to hang out.

I had a long chat with a seriously drunk Canadian female tourist trying to find a woman for her husband who I saw leave as I walked in. She, one of the girls, and I had some long and amusing conversation. I ended up taking the girl, a busty fair-skinned blonde from Paraguay, to Horizonte for a few hours for $150. Sorry, I can't remember her name, lol.

She was very enthusiastic. I wasn't totally into her physically as I'm not thrilled with the curvy latina body type but it was late and I figured why not lay back and have a little cheap fun before returning to my apartment to go to sleep. Afterwards, she kept telling me she wanted to see me again and that it would be less expensive and for longer time at my place, implying all night. She also wanted my number which I conveniently forgot. She lost serious points with me by giving me the same old story about having a mother sick with cancer and then the long dramatic pause to let that sink in. Of course, she said this immediately after checking with me to see how long I was going to be in town and whether I had a girlfriend. She stuttered a bit when she told me this. I even expected a hard luck story right about then. Sorry, señorita, you just lost your propina. Thank you for paying for half my time with the masajista later. I'm not buying the story and even if it's true, that's not what I want to talk about after a decent fuck. Like Charlie Sheen, I'm not paying them to fuck but paying them to go away afterwards.

Dickhead

04-24-05, 03:06

Fuck Sheyla, part Asian but from Asunción, Paraguay. Really long dark hair, nice tits, can suck good dick, good attitude. I sucked on her hairy pussy for quite a while. Fuck Lorena with the red curly hair. Beware; she likes to bite. Do not pay 150 for these very good girls. Pay 120. Lorena does not want it in the ass. I don't know about Sheyla.

Do not fuck Lourdes. Do not fuck this set of two sisters: Agostina & Marissa; Karina & Julieta. If you have to fuck them go for Marissa and Karina cuz they have better tits. You could eat pussy with these gals but they are conniving types. Trust me. Ha ha.

Mickey Mouse

04-24-05, 04:06

Sheyla, What a wonder! See my posts and reviews from early last year before her popularity and rise to fame. There are so many and ....... it's great to see them do so well and climb that ladder. She will always have a special place ........
Lorena, the wild woman .... if you're lucky, she will give you the ride of your life ......... no limits with this one. Sorry DH.
New adventures and discoveries beginning 5/7,
An Aimless Mouse

Bandy

04-25-05, 11:32

Fuck Sheyla, part Asian but from Asunción, Paraguay. .....Lorena does not want it in the ass. I don't know about Sheyla......

Sheyla does. Also, likes to lick all over. Very good performance.

Bandy

Cowpie

07-01-05, 21:39

Pull this chica out last night for two solid hours of sucking and fucking. Pretty face, great body, DFK, BBBJ (twice) DATY. I think she said she was from Paraguay. Viva Paraguay!

I highly recommend her.

Dickhead

07-02-05, 05:37

OK yes can now confirm what Bandy says about Sheyla taking it up the ass and liking it. The first time I fucked her I was drunk and exhausted and put on a mediocre performance at best although she was still very good. This time I was not (very) drunk and was heavily viagrated so I figured why not try the back door for a change. Then I tried the front door and the side door and Beyond the Green Door. I had yellow fever real bad and although she is probably only 1/4 Asian she does have that real soft, fine pubic hair. It makes excellent dental floss. 125 pesos.

Now I have yellow fever even worse, though, and I may need some chocolate soon as well. Oh well; off to sex prison for a week or so. I'll probably get a mercy fuck or two up there but it won't be the same.

Respectful

07-23-05, 21:11

Last night started out with dinner at Kansas. Bife de chorizo (a punto) with coleslaw, two glasses of Malbec and I rounded it off with coffe and Cognac. It has been mentioned before, but that place is packed with very good looking women - employees as well as customers.

Cannot trace the thought process leading up to this, but somehow I found myself in Ness at around 1am. Very quiet it was! Maybe 6-7 girls and 4 potential customers.

Ordered a gin tonic and started to survey the scene. Before having made up my mind Sheyla was onto to me introducing herself. Well, one thing led to another and after having agreed that she could deserve further attention she got her drink and we moved upstairs. What a hot woman she is! Her tongue was down my throat before I could even take another sip of my GT. She got me so horny it was either finding a transitorio or doing her there on the sofa. The last alternative was not an option for her, so off to Tres Sargentos.

I did not regret that, she was extremely accomodating and it would be easier to list what we did not do rather than what we did do.

After two hour nonstop action time was up and we left. I stuck to her Ar$ 150 and when looking at the amount in the elevator coming down she said that the price was 200. No it's not I said. She smiled at me, kissed me and that was end of story.

I am not always keeping myself updated on the discussions on the board, so I did actually not realize that there was quite some info on this girls from prominent members. I really wanted to do the backdoor of this girl, but she said she hadn't done that for two years and was not into it. I realize after reading other reports that I have been lied to. She does take it up the backdoor and she likes it! Man that hurts!

Lesson: RTFF

Dickhead

07-23-05, 21:17

Yeah but maybe your dick is too big for her. Console yourself with that. You're lucky cuz I was going to fuck her last night but somehow I got raped by Daniela from Jaz who used to work at Ness.

Respectful

07-23-05, 21:28

How does that make me lucky?

Dickhead

07-23-05, 21:49

Because if I had been fucking her you wouldn't have been.

Respectful

07-23-05, 21:59

By the way do you know about other Asian (or part Asian) girls in BsAs?

Used to live in Asia and still have a soft spot for them.

Dickhead

07-24-05, 00:12

I know of only two others. One is named Ángeles and works in Catto's from time to time. I believe she is Argentinean and 1/4 Asian. What flavor of Asian I don't know. The other is named Mónica and is a Peruana who works in Nuevo Estilo. A little chunky but sucks good dick. I think she is 1/4 Japanese. Ángeles is very good-looking but has fake tits (new, so I tried the before and after) which I don't like.

Hope that helps.

Out for Flesh

07-28-05, 21:48

Went to Ness on Monday, a quite slow day (I was expecting a bit more action, but they told me that Mondays are slow) Chatted with blonde middle-aged girl who left and made it possible for Sheyla to come over. After some chatting and her continuous giggling I bought her a drink, we went outstairs, and after a while we went to Tres Sargentos (BTW: a good place; I paied AR$40 for an "especial" and everything was very clean, ample, etc.; so I'd also recommend it)

Sheyla does BBBJ without asking for, and, as Dickhead wrote, she liks it *all* over (including AR, which I am convined she does with her tongue covered - she's really skilled at hiding "forros" in his mouth and letting them go out as needed) Finished in her mouth (but again covered)

She's a good provider, but I wouldn't repeat her because of a non-convincing body, and because of continuous giggling and trying to fill in the silence with whatever comes to her mind.

Stowe

09-07-05, 11:57

Whenever I come to Buenos Aires, I always look for Sylvia from Ness. She is very pretty and the sex is hot.

Now when I was there in March I was talking with Daniela there at Ness for a while, then I saw Sylvia (whom I had fucked the prior September) After a couple more minutes talking with her, I excused myself and went to Sylvia and we quickly left Ness for my hotel and great sex.

I went to Jaz earlier on this trip (prior to going to Ness) in the and found Daniela from Ness. I have never done her but have spent quite a bit of time flirting with her. She is cute and I would probably do her at some point-just too many chicas and not enough time.

In talking with Daniela with a friend, my friend asked her if she and I had fucked and she said said no, then hinted to me that we should. She then volunteered that Sylvia was no longer at Ness. Hmmm! Luckily I had Sylvia's phone number. The next day I tried her number and she answered. Lo and behold, Sylvia still worked at Ness and would be there that night.

I was shocked! Daniela had lied to me. It was a surprise that a chica would lie!

Finally got to Ness and there was Sylvia waiting for me. That hot dark-haired Paraguaya looked even better than before. I quickly took her upstairs and began exploring her tonsils. Even better since there was no one there, I took out one of her breasts and did a thorough examination just to make sure all was well. Of course, more tonsil examinations followed with my hand between her legs making sure she hadn't been to Sweden and had a sex change operation. I also had to check out her butt just to complete my examination. She was very helpful while I was going this, cleaning out my ear and making sure I hadn't been to Sweden for a sex change.

After about 30 minutes we returned to my hotel and had a great time. She has pretty good sized NATURAL breasts, soft and sweet. BBBJ, greek available and great sex.

She is on the menu for Friday, also.

Suerte,

Stowe

Carpediem

09-24-05, 06:12

Visited a few boliches tonight - Hook, Ness, Catto's, Cutty Sark, Jazz - amazed how different atmosphere is at each place. I don't visit these clubs often, so I don't know if this is standard or not. Each impression is posted under it's tread. Time of events: 12:30-3am.

Ness - 10 chichas, 2-3 customers. Nobody really attracted my attention. One of the girls mentioned (to my surprise) that they get very few foreigners there.

Andres

05-09-06, 10:59

Bad, bad, bad yesterday night. Just 6 girls, and I don't rememmber anyone tempting. ARS 15 the drink.

Maybe I have to realize that Monday is a day for calling a favorita and not for club hopping.

Andres

SleepyRice

07-28-06, 20:10

This club last night probably already too trashed - in retrospect this is the point in the evening I should have run home. Anyway - was buying drinks for a girl and an older friend of hers (not really a friend I gather but co-worker) came over and started doing the occasional translation.

Because I was pretty wasted I ended up buying her a few drinks too. All in all - I think bought my girl 4 tequilas and 2 beer, and the co-worker at least 3 tequilas.

Now, time for me to leave, but a black bottle of something catches my eye - looks like an Easter Island figure (the bottle) I ask the bartender for 3 shots of this - cool.

Turns out WHATEVER that stuff was - it was damn pricy close to 300 peso for three shots - maybe I was getting screwed but I asked him three times for the price and he just nodded apologetically. Live and learn. Anybody know?

Anyway - the older co-worker started asking me for a propina (tip I gather) and I was like kiddo, your tip is me having just gotten you drunk. She took her 100 peso drink and poured it out over the bar, no accidental spill here. She said she only makes 5 peso a drink or 5% a drink - something.

Of course that pissed me off but good, and I left the establishment. My gal came running out after me - but I just told her I wasn't going to take her after recieving that kind of treatment from her bar. The bartender saw the whole thing and didn't try to make amends.

Anyway - I won't be back to this club again, (but I'm sure I won't be missed either)

Full Throttle

08-08-06, 10:05

Boy, Sleepy. 300 for the shots plus another 5-7 chica drinks? Your bill must have been 500-600. No wonder you appreciate Oro.

Playing the devil's advocate, the girl's see guys come in, spend 75% of a teacher's monthly salary in a sitting, all because of their charm, wit and other alluring qualities, but are left with a mere pittance.

That said, management should have jumped in her caca.

FT

Geo Eye

08-08-06, 10:48

Man what the hell was that, spending all those pesos on drinks? I figured you must have spend 400 pesos on drinks. Are you for real man.

If I am going to spend that amount of money I can take two sluts home with me. Let me give you a piece of advise, buy a bottle and drink at home and when you come in buy only one drink, FOR YOU ONLY. The pesos are for the whores, not for getting rip off like you did. Even in the states, you would not have paid as much.

Rockin Bob

08-10-06, 20:55

Man that's some bar tab! If you have money to burn, feel free.

Just wanted to say that it's a common thing, "buy a drink for my friend!" Tell her her friend can go find her own gringo to buy her a drink. Two's company, three's definitely a crowd, and especially at those prices.

You want to drink, go to a bar, or for the equivalent of five bucks you can buy a nice bottle of wine you can share with her back in the apartment.

Coach 245

09-09-06, 20:06

I made my nightly walk thru Ness last night with my fellow monger wingman and stopped when he found the particular chica he has been looking for this trip. After buying our drinks I sit down with them as he closed the familiar deal with her for their session. While waiting, she asked me to meet her friend Ada Liz. Since I had been very completely drained thru 2 nice lengthy sessions already yesterday, I did not feel UP to another challenge that evening. After finding out that Ada Liz spoke mostly no English, we had to resort to my limited use of spanglish! LOL.

After a few moments of talking and kissing I felt that familiar twinge starting to happen. Fearing a chance at not completing my mission that evening, I borrowed an ink pen and negotiated since we were upstairs, a Saturday afternoon session.

I am very pleased to have just finished that wonderful session. Ada Liz is about 23 or 24 yrs old, long black hair 5 foot 7 inches tall and very sexy. She has smaller than my average breasts, but more than makes up for it in her sensitivity of her breasts! Wonderful session!

Bacchus9

09-10-06, 21:26

I stopped going to Ness long ago. The night I stopped to visit a favorita, bought her a drink, didn't feel like one myself, gave the muzo a 50 peso bill and he came back and told me there would be no change because the barman was making me pay for a drink for myself anyway.

I raised hell and wouldn't back off and the barman finally came up with the 20 p, unlike the thugs at Rouge I might add.

Ask, ask and re-ask is my rule now. These people are not your friends, but employed by Hoover - the vacuum cleaner company.

El Aleman

09-28-06, 00:13

Went to the trinagle last night around 12:30 am, a bit undecided where to go and let myself be pulled into Ness by the tout.

The place was packed. At least 30 chicas, 5 to 8 range. Maybe half as many male customers, a lot of them only after drinks (Argentine business types)

After a few minutes I was approached by a dark haired Paraguaya (forgot nthe name) maybe 5'6, a bit on the heavy side (the firm siort, not fat / flabby) A tits, cute face. I already considered sending her away (there were certainly more opptically appealing girls, fearing "house pig") but she soon got all over me - in a good way, kissing, her tongue in my ears and elsewhere, and I was in the mood for that. After about half an hour making out and finishing my beer and her chica drink, I took her.

Nothing to regret. Not GFE, just a good old fashioned fuck. Got extremely wet on DATY, then doggie and missionary, and a bbbj final. Likes it a bit rough. Repeat? -Yes, when I am in the mood for that. A$R 200. (I volunteered 150, and accepted her counteroffer)

Beer plus chica drink A$R 60,-. Ness is significantly better lighted than Catto's, where one often can hardly see that a chica's a chica. All in all, good experience.

Oh, btw. When I walked by Exedra, that also looked quite promising. Lot of talent.

El Alemán

Stormy

11-11-06, 20:55

This information from reliable friend. Two nights ago in Ness, he came in about 2:30 in the morning. After buying a chica and himself a drink he gave the waiter a 100 peso note. (a new, still crinkly bill) and the waiter shortly returned with an old ragged 100 peso note, saying that his (my friends) 100 peso note was bad, a counterfeit. My friend was well aware that his bill was good and insisted on the proper change and firmly and calmly said that they should call the police and in fact, he had a number they could call, a police official that he knew. Eventually they backed off and gave him his proper change and blamed it on the waiter who blamed it on the cashier, ect.

The crazy part of all this was that this same thing had happened almost a year ago in Ness to him, with the same result!

That the waiters and bartenders in these joints are often sleazebags should come as no suprise. The best process is to carefully note the condition of your bill before giving it to them.

OMGHereICome

03-21-07, 18:18

Went last nite. Super dark. But I pulled out 2 girls. (not bad at all)

150 Per. Stayed with me 4 hours.

Live music playing around 1am.

Drinks are 30 Pesos for liquor and 35 pesos for the girls drinks. However. Unlike other clubs they don't get commission. So get your girl and move on to another bar.

Regards.

OMG

El Aleman

03-25-07, 14:05

I was there yesterday around 12:15, and it was dead. One girl, one guest. I left immediately and went over to Catto's.

SexualTourist

05-08-07, 13:11

I'm looking for this girl (see the picture) she used to work at Ness during my visit to Buenos Aires in September 2006. I remember I have a splendid night with her, she's in my top 10 best sex ever had!

I don't remember her name:(

I'll back for a couple of nites to Baires soon, I don't want to go into the Ness if I'm not sure she's still working on there, so did anybody who recently visit the Ness see her?

Thanx

Toymann

05-08-07, 14:40

Hey ST. I also frequent Ness from time to time and I'm pretty sure that I also nailed this gal during my October visit last year. I believe her name is Alla and she was quite the total package in the sac (however, a bit moody on subsequent visits) I'm pretty sure this is the gal cause I remember the tatoo. On my recent trip to BA I went to ness and she was no longer there or in any of the nearby boliches. Check out my post about Veronika from my most recent visit (Toymann's Adventure) Take her out for a spin and you should be pretty happy I'm guessing. Good luck. Happy Mongering. T

SexualTourist

10-05-07, 01:55

Hello,

After a fews months away I'll be back in Baires at the end of the month.

I'm wonder if anyone has gone recently to Ness and notices is the girl in the picture below (see 2 post above) still work there.

I'll looking foward your answers.

Thanx!

El Perro

10-28-07, 13:54

SexualTourist

11-03-07, 16:49

After a year away of buenos aires clubbing boliches I'm back for two crazy mongering nights this weekend.

Yesterday was the first of two.

I visited 3 boliches in a row: Catto's, Hook and finally Ness.

Catto's and Hook are very ok. Good selections and some dominicans gems. Nice ambiance, not a crowed place and many girls to choice.

But my review is about Ness.

I was there one year ago and at the time I found this boliche a regular one, even a good one depending of the night but now I have to agree with recents post in this thread: Ness has become a terrible place

Fatties girls not even pretty faces, oldies, dark ambiance, two or three sad mongers past 60 years old aged. Whatever, I get out of there as quick as I could drink my 30 pesos local label beer.

Tonight I will try Palermo's boliches

Exon123

11-03-07, 18:16

Ness is starting to look like something out of a David Lynch movie. Alot of fatties (though some with a very good attitude) and an even more decadent atmosphere than the usual boliche. If you are looking for a stout chica and trying to develop some ideas for an off the wall screenplay about the BA hooker scene, I would recommend a look see.Dogg,

Lets have a "Pig Party" and each of us will invite a girl from Ness. We'll have Jackson be the Judge and the winner gets to fuck "Hilda" from over at Excedra.

Exon

El Perro

11-03-07, 18:48

Dogg,

Lets have a "Pig Party" and each of us will invite a girl from Ness. We'll have Jackson be the Judge and the winner gets to fuck "Hilda" from over at Excedra.

ExonEx,

Sounds just sick enough to be fun. I don't mind fucking fatties as long as they're shaved, but that combination of fat rolls and fur puts me off my feed.

Punter 127

11-03-07, 19:30

Dogg,

Lets have a "Pig Party" and each of us will invite a girl from Ness. We'll have Jackson be the Judge and the winner gets to fuck "Hilda" from over at Excedra.

ExonSounds better than your "Park Parties", but I think I'm glad I'm in sex prison!

Aqualung

11-04-07, 00:50

Dogg,

Lets have a "Pig Party" and each of us will invite a girl from Ness. We'll have Jackson be the Judge and the winner gets to fuck "Hilda" from over at Excedra.

ExonCount with me. I'll invite two - Paula and Angeles, two girls that crossed over from Pippers. (by the way, both are great for threesomes if you don't mind the extra weight! Angeles also speaks quite good English)

Of course I would play to loose so as not to have to fuck my old friend "La Gallega"

Member #3314

11-04-07, 16:08

I ended up with a friend of Erica upstairs. I can't remember her name though. It was late and I wanted the sure thing with no problems.

I think just about anything will go in this place. I got round one taken care of up stairs on the couch in the back corner while 2 other chicas were watching.

Crazy, even for me, but in a good way lol!

Stayed the night till noon banging all night for 150 pesos

Hlover

11-07-07, 11:24

Visited last night. Very unimpressive.

Aqualung

01-15-08, 10:44

The quality at Ness has been gradually slipping for a year or so. It has gone from three or four OK chicas to one or two and finally, as I experienced last Friday to not one even moderately doable girl.

Why do I go there? Well, To keep tracks on one or two old friends who have been "faithful" to me over the years. And as my father used to say, any port is good in a storm!

By the way, Paula (ex Pippers / Ness) has made a great career change. She is now a proud security agent at Coto's in Pompeya. Ironed uniform, polished belt and cap with a shiny badge! I don't know if she carries a truncheon so all you S & M fans will have to go there to find out for yourselves!

Schmoj

07-19-08, 06:14

Not sure why, but I decided to use Ness as a warm up tonight. Went in around 11:30 (way too early) There were mostly fat old men and fat younger women.

Decided to talk to one of the less fat girls who was there. She had a good sense of humor and a big booty, so I decided to give it a try. Gisela was her name. Good all around experience. 200p for two hours. Negotiated cola, but didn't partake. Good GFE. Probably willing to do whatever.

We ended up with some tweaker cabbie who couldn't find Tres Sargentos. She handled the situation very well. Better than I did, at least.

Anyway, blah blah blah. After I had given the verbal contract to Gisela, a young blonde arrived in Ness that looked like a young (and short) Elizabeth Hurley (from the Saved by the Bell days)

Anyone have any info on this chica? I guess I'll be back at Ness tomorrow night - just not early.

Dodger Bulldog

07-19-08, 07:38

I was making the rounds at the Triangle, and had picked out one possibility at both Catto's and Hook.

Unfortunately, I was told that the hottest one, by far, at Hook, was the girlfriend of the dueno. A tall lean, beautiful natural blonde.

Against my better judgement I stopped into Ness. I didn't expect to find anything at all.

But amidst the usual mix of worn out providers, I spotted this little cutie. I managed to catch her eye and enjoyed watching her wander over to me.

Mayra is the sweetest little thing. What a dollbaby! All 143 cm and 44 kilos of her.

She didn't hesitate to snuggle up close and give out some sample kisses. She quickly agreed to take 200, so we sealed the deal and I bought her the obligatory chica drink.

Then I ran into Waterboy who told me I could have had her for 150. Live and learn.

Mayra is a natural for the camera. We both thought her photos really came out well.

It was a wonderful session with one exception. When it comes to giving a BJ she is clueless. I tried to teach her some things, but the lessons didn't seem to take.

When it comes to sex however, she takes a backseat to no one. Mayra is sensual, tender, and extremely carinosa. Muchos mimos!

And she's one of the most appreciative chicas I have run across this trip.

What a sweetheart!

If you can live with everything but a decent blowjob, or can teach her how to do it right, I can highly recommend her.

DB

Dodger Bulldog

07-19-08, 07:42

Some more photos of Mayra.

DB

WhiteCat

07-19-08, 08:21

Good show DB. Guess I left a little too early. You sure do like the spinners. I like Ness. Some people don't. Got a nice slim goodie out of there the other night. 200AR for a couple of hours.

Dodger Bulldog

07-19-08, 09:15

a young blonde arrived in Ness that looked like a young (and short) Elizabeth Hurley (from the Saved by the Bell days)I admit that I don't know the first thing about television trivia, but that statement sounded off to me.

So I checked five websites listing the cast members for Saved by the Bell, and could find no mention of Elizabeth Hurley. Not even a guest appearance.

Is it possible you meant to write Elizabeth BERKLEY?

If so, which one did the chica look like? Elizabeth Hurley or Elizabeth Berkley?

Thank you, Schmoj.

DB

Sportsman

07-19-08, 21:05

Elizabeth Hurley is a British model, used to represent Estee Lauder, GF of Hugh Grant at the time when he got caught with a LA hooker. (What was he thinking?)

Elizabeth Berkley was in the cast of Saved By The Bell. Broke out movie was supposed to be "Showgirls" but it bombed.

Wally Foot

07-25-08, 16:35

I dropped into Ness last night about 1. 30, and was surprised at the size of the crowd. There must have been about twenty-five blokes there at one stage, as well as the usual fifteen or twenty girls, of all shapes, sizes and quality.

With such numbers, I had no real intention of doing business, I simply enjoyed listening to the resident singer on the karaoake machine. She's very good; does anybody know her name? Has she ever made a cd?. And watching the pole dancer who was slim and lissom, and a very good mover. This brunette was replaced by a spectacular blonde, with an amazing body, and though she did not strip out of her costume, I'm pretty certain it was Romina Row, who has been discussed elsewhere* on this site. She's well worth a look.

I have attached one of Jackson's photographs of her. Is she ever available? Frankly, I'd gladly just look at her for an hour.

*
http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3107

I didn't stop long after she had finished her act - too many rather drunk foreigners for my liking, and I went across the road to Hook.

Ricker

07-25-08, 16:54

I also dropped by Ness last night at about 1130 PM. I was actually looking for some friends of mine and wasn't really searching for a chica.

I spotted, however, this cute little spinner but with very nice tetas.

My friends weren't there at Ness, but I stayed to chat with this 19 year old Paraguasha who's name in the club is Lorena.

After a short time, we ended up going upstairs to get away from the noise below and I bought her a drink (a first for me) cause I was actually thinking about taking her out with me (also a first for me in these clubs)

It was all depending now on the price she was going to ask from me.

We were getting along great and she was kissing me and treating me very carinosamente (loving)

I'm not one to negotiate really. I speak pretty good spanish, I like to talk with the chica, see if we bond, try to get her to like being with me really.

Anyway, when we talked about leaving the club for my hotel, I told her jokingly that I knew she was falling in love with me but wanted to know how much dinero she was hoping to get from me.

When she said, actually asked, is 150 pesos OK?

I was surprised and very happy. And I actually ended up giving her 200 pesos a few hours later cause she was fantastic.

She was great in the room. Very loving and GFE plus.

Overall fantastic time with her.

Dickhead

07-25-08, 16:59

Almost any of the gals in Ness will still go for 150 pesos and in fact a lot of them pretty much don't give a shit how much money you give them as long as it isn't ridiculous.

Ricker

07-29-08, 01:06

Almost any of the gals in Ness will still go for 150 pesos and in fact a lot of them pretty much don't give a shit how much money you give them as long as it isn't ridiculous.Hmmmm. And above what amount wouldn't be considered ridiculous?

Just curious, thanx.

Wally Foot

07-29-08, 01:29

I dropped into Ness on Saturday night sometime after midnight, and found the usual selection, along with a fair number of locals who seemed to be drinking a fair bit and not necessarily doing a lot of business with the chicas.

I eventually caught the eye of a Dominicana and decided she was the one, largely because of the size of her chest. With the lighting being so relatively low, it's always difficult to estimate the girls' ages, and Carolina looked very early twenties. She is yet another "rubia" and she has a smattering of English, and she seemed to be a lot of fun, so I did the deal for AR$200 plus the usual drink.

She walked with me back to my apartment, and we had a very good session indeed. She's probably late twenties in good light, and has clearly had a child or two, but the tetas are in very fair condition. She provided a very good GFE, went straight into the bbbj, and performed excellently. She talked a lot about various things - her home, her life, her room etc - and I get the impression that she welcolmed a little attention. I shall certainly consider a repeat, possibly some afternoon, because she gave me her number.

I don't think she has been in BA very long, because she was clearly a little nervous about finding her way back to Ness from my apartment which is only a couple of blocks away, and said she would take a taxi.

All in all it was a good experience - she has my seal of approval.

Dodger Bulldog

08-02-08, 19:36

I stopped by Ness one night, but couldn't find anyone else as much to my liking as little Mayra. So I did her again. My only repeat of the trip.

She was as much fun as the first time, and asked for more photos.

DB

Dodger Bulldog

08-02-08, 19:39

Some more photos of Mayra from Ness.

DB

Dickhead

08-02-08, 20:44

Hmmmm. And above what amount wouldn't be considered ridiculous?

Just curious, thanx.100 might make 'em a little unhappy, although there are some who will go for that. 120 or 130, I've done recently. But I'm pretty much paying everyone 150 now. The one gal from Ness I still see from time to time comes out to my house on the bus for 150 and stays several hours. I do feed her, though.

Daddy Rulz

08-02-08, 21:46

I do feed her, though.Vienna sausage hahahahahahahahaha.

I'm just saying.

Wally Foot

08-06-08, 02:50

I went back to Ness on Saturday night fairly late, with no great intention to do any business, but Carolina from the previous weekend was there, so I did the usual deal, based on the previous good service. This time, however, she decided that she did not need to go back to Ness after visiting my apartment, and stayed until sometime after six o'clock, I think. If you want to use Ness, give Carolina your custom. She's very good.

Exon123

08-20-08, 15:22

Daddy Rulz

08-20-08, 16:10

Dropped into Ness last night and guess what.

There was Erica, aka as "the Mexican" Punter's favorta.

Told told her that Punter had been asking for her and she said, "Oh Timo, my amore", and started masturbating on her bar stool.

She miss's you Punter.

I would have fucked her but I won't, shes probably the only girl I know that litteraly everyone I know has fucked, "bare back" of course.

ExonNever go into the park, never go into the park. But regarding Erika, we share that distinction my friend.

Member #3320

08-20-08, 22:08

After hearing good comments on prices of Ness, I decided to venture to Ness to check out the club.

Here is my review:-

GETTING THERE: Took a taxi from Las Cantitas and got down about 25 metres before Ness. FYI, I had already acquainted myself with location of Ness during daytime hours so as to be confident when arriving there in night time. Total cost of taxi about 18 ARS.

ARRIVAL TIME & DAY: Tuesday Night / Wed early morning at 1.00 am.

ENTERING THE CLUB: No pushy pimps outside the gate. Just a simple guard, who politely ushered me in.

MY FIRST IMPRESSION:A typical average Latin American club, with average looking women. Dim lighting, average music.

QUALITY OF GIRLS: Average, Average, Average. If you are looking for "8" s or "9"s. This place is NOT for you. Many "4"s, "5"s, "6"s. One or two "7" s.

However, many young girls. I didn't see any oldies.

QUANTITY OF GIRLS: There were about 20 girls at max. There seemed to be unusually a large numbers of clients, definitely 25 plus or so.

SAFETY ISSUES: Its located in a decent place, crowd was mostly tourists with zero ability with Spanish. No one was pushy, no aggressive bouncers or characters, no aggressive women. A safe place to visit for Newbies.

DRINK PRICES: 30 ARS for my humble cerveza. 60 ARS for ladies drink. BTW, a ladies drink is compulsory if you want to take out a girl.

GIRL PRICES: As senior mongers have pointed out in previous reports, anything goes as far as prices is concerned. Even if you offer, 100 ARS and play well, there is a great likelihood that girl will go for that much. Though make sure, what services are included in 100 ARS. Its likely that when you take her home, she may ask for more money for BBBJ or cola!

ATTITUDE OF GIRLS: They looked friendly, approachable, non-pushy. The fact they were not like models kind of helped. I saw few non Argentine women as well. One girl looked from Dominica or Brazil. One girl seemed from Peru. One girl was a mixture of Arg + Mexican (the famous Erika)

MUSIC / AMBIENCE: Friendly, relaxed, you can take your time to make the kill, enjoy your drink in bar, if you don't feel like taking a girl- no one will force you!

STRIP DANCERS: Am not sure about this. However, there was one dancer moving here & there in the bar. I am not sure if she strips because she didnt strip till the time I was there.

DID I TAKE A GIRL FROM THERE?

Yes, I did decide to take the famous Erika (whom apparently everyone on AP has taken before me!) I gave her 150 ARS plus taxi fare but she would have probably settled for 100 ARS even. However, I didn't bargain well. BBBJ was excellent, COF, CIM allowed. DFK was average. No cola though she said she would do Cola, in the bar.

Looks wise, she has a decent face but her body has gone to the ditch because of her 3rd baby born 5 months ago. However, she is extremely talkative (you can say, she has a verbal diarrhea!) If you are learning Spanish like me, She is someone good to practice "listening Spanish"! She talks and talks endlessly. She is just 23 years old (She even showed me her DNI as proof!) She drinks Tequilla like crazy and you can clearly see that she is half Mexican.

I hung out with her for about 4 hours out of which only 30 minutes was spend in sex, rest of time it was just her talking, talking & more talking! She does speak some English as well!

In all, average experience with her.

WILL I GO THERE AGAIN?

Well, the bar has its plus points but its just an average pick-up place. The girls aren't the best. If you have not been on AP, you may even end them paying 300 ARS for 1 hour. But, don't pay that much there Just stick to 150 ARS or less! The 150 ARS will be exclusive of 60 ARS ladies drink plus taxi fare.

Total Cost at average of picking a girl in Ness would be :

150 + 60 + 30 + 20 + 30 = 290 ArS

Let me remind newbies, that for 300 ARS there are model kind of girls available at VIP or other such websites. No need for any money of ladies drinks or any silly wooing...just pay 300 ARS and lo and behold, make out with great model kind of girls. However, more on this on my review on girls from websites!

Happy Hunting in BA!

MCSE

08-21-08, 00:30

Let me remind newbies, that for 300 ARS there are model kind of girls available at VIP or other such websites. No need for any money of ladies drinks or any silly wooing. Just pay 300 ARS and lo and beholdGoing to the club, Ness, or Black or any other it's not about the fucky-fucky act, it's way more than that. It's about staying there, play, negotiate, talking, touching, feeling, thinking. You may also eat hospital food and you'll be feeded, but the reason for going to a restaurant it's about the same: ambience, service, nice stuff, decor. If you just enter and pick a girl, there is no play in that, and there's no reason for going to any club.

Member #3320

08-21-08, 03:18

Going to the club, Ness, or Black or any other it's not about the fucky-fucky act, it's way more than that. It's about staying there, play, negotiate, talking, touching, feeling, thinking. You may also eat hospital food and you'll be feeded, but the reason for going to a restaurant it's about the same: ambience, service, nice stuff, decor. If you just enter and pick a girl, there is no play in that, and there's no reason for going to any club.Damn! Thank you for the lesson! I & possibly the hundreds of future newbies probably didn't know this, Mr MCSE! thank you for enlightening us with your expertise!! wow!! I wish I knew about it before!! Tch Tch Tch

MCSE

08-21-08, 13:13

Mr MCSE! Thank you for enlightening us with your expertise! No problem, if you need my advise just ask, if I have time I'll answer it, otherwise you must learn by yourself.

Gato Hunter

08-21-08, 14:49

One of the things I like about Ness is that you can take the girls upstairs and get a BBBJ on the couch in the back corner with the other chicas watching.

Not all will do this but La Mexicana will for sure.

Dickhead

08-21-08, 15:31

La Mexicana will do anything, anywhere, any time. But she wasn't there last night so I had to fuck Nicoll from Catto's instead. She's almost as slutty.

Fernando22

08-21-08, 16:10

Nice place Ness.

Tatiana and Vanessa from Madahos now are working there.

Lysander

08-21-08, 16:47

Let me remind newbies, that for 300 ARS there are model kind of girls available at VIP or other such websites. No need for any money of ladies drinks or any silly wooing. Just pay 300 ARS and lo and behold, make out with great model kind of girls. However, more on this on my review on girls from websites!

Happy Hunting in BA!In fact you don't need to pay 300p per hour even for some of the best looking girls. Perhaps newbies also need reminding that 90 percent of web site girls (baires, VIP etc) are just privado girls. The ads are placed and paid for by the privado. If you visit them at the privado where they work you should only pay what ever the normal rate is at the privado in question (anywhere between 100 and 250 per hour) Ring up find the address and then check the privado list to find out what the normal rate is for the privado before you go. If you just ring up and ask for the girl to come out to you they will usually quote you 300p or more (unless you are a local) and when she gets to your flat you may be in for a nasty surprise. Safer and cheaper to visit the girl at the privado first, then if you like her you can arrange for her to come to your place next time. Expect to pay 50p on top of her normal incall rate + taxi fare. If you get on with a girl she will usually be happy to give you her private mobile number, and from then on you can then make what ever arrangement you like to meet her out of hours or even on weekends if she's free.

Punter 127

08-21-08, 20:28

Dropped into Ness last night and guess what.

There was Erica, aka as "the Mexican" Punter's favorta.

Told told her that Punter had been asking for her and she said, "Oh Timo, my amore", and started masturbating on her bar stool.

She miss's you Punter.

I would have fucked her but I won't, shes probably the only girl I know that litteraly everyone I know has fucked, "bare back" of course.

ExonI would prefer that you refer to her as a friend rather then "favorta".

I will say this, if all females had Erika ’s attitude in the bedroom, the world would be a happier place!

If you see her again please say hello for me.

BTW I didn't "bare back" her!

Member #3320

08-21-08, 21:48

I would prefer that you refer to her as a friend rather then "favorta ".

I will say this, if all females had Erika 's attitude in the bedroom, the world would be a happier place!

If you see her again please say hello for me.

BTW I didn't "bare back" her!On a serious note, may I know, what has been other people's experience with Erika?

BTW, she seemed to know everyone, inside out!

Dickhead

08-21-08, 21:56

Sportsman

08-21-08, 22:09

I ran into Erika at La Madeleine three Saturdays ago. I asked her why she wasn't at Ness. She told me she went to a swinger club with someone (a client I presume) earlier that night. She said she liked it and it wasn't her first time in a swinger club.

Member #3320

08-21-08, 22:57

So many people have fucked and posted about Erika (that is how she spells it) that you might as well just do a forum search. I have known her and fucked her for years and I will say that once you get done fucking her there is not a lot left that you can do with her. She's an upbeat and cheerful person with a loser boyfriend and a tendency to get knocked up. Also she likes to party; so did I when I was her age. I wouldn't believe everything that comes out of her mouth but she won't steal your wristwatch or anything. What you saw from her the night you were with her is pretty much what you get, although if you let her talk that long and fucked that little my guess is it was a cocaine night for her. There are many of those. Personally I always viewed her DFK as well above average.Yes, She is a upbeat & cheerful person. I have been in BA for about 10 days and she is definitely the most cheerful pro, I have met in 10 days among the 10 pros I have seen so far! Well, her cheerfulness was v infectious.

What do you guys normally pay her & for how many hours? Does she do cola as her pussy seems really gigantic!

Why is she so famous?

Gato Hunter

08-21-08, 23:03

Yes, She is a upbeat & cheerful person. Well, her cheerfulness was infectious. Does she do cola as her pussy seems really gigantic!The answer to all these is yes, cocaine.

I did blow with her once she turned into almost too much of a freak even for me.

Ricker

08-21-08, 23:06

After hearing good comments on prices of Ness, I decided to venture to Ness to check out the club.

Here is my review:-

GETTING THERE: Took a taxi from Las Cantitas and got down about 25 metres before Ness. FYI, I had already acquainted myself with location of Ness during daytime hours so as to be confident when arriving there in night time. Total cost of taxi about 18 ARS.

ARRIVAL TIME & DAY: Tuesday Night / Wed early morning at 1.00 am.

ENTERING THE CLUB: No pushy pimps outside the gate. Just a simple guard, who politely ushered me in.

MY FIRST IMPRESSION:A typical average Latin American club, with average looking women. Dim lighting, average music.

QUALITY OF GIRLS: Average, Average, Average. If you are looking for "8" s or "9"s. This place is NOT for you. Many "4"s, "5"s, "6"s. One or two "7" s.

However, many young girls. I didn't see any oldies.

QUANTITY OF GIRLS: There were about 20 girls at max. There seemed to be unusually a large numbers of clients, definitely 25 plus or so.

SAFETY ISSUES: Its located in a decent place, crowd was mostly tourists with zero ability with Spanish. No one was pushy, no aggressive bouncers or characters, no aggressive women. A safe place to visit for Newbies.

DRINK PRICES: 30 ARS for my humble cerveza. 60 ARS for ladies drink. BTW, a ladies drink is compulsory if you want to take out a girl.

GIRL PRICES: As senior mongers have pointed out in previous reports, anything goes as far as prices is concerned. Even if you offer, 100 ARS and play well, there is a great likelihood that girl will go for that much. Though make sure, what services are included in 100 ARS. Its likely that when you take her home, she may ask for more money for BBBJ or cola!

ATTITUDE OF GIRLS: They looked friendly, approachable, non-pushy. The fact they were not like models kind of helped. I saw few non Argentine women as well. One girl looked from Dominica or Brazil. One girl seemed from Peru. One girl was a mixture of Arg + Mexican (the famous Erika)

MUSIC / AMBIENCE: Friendly, relaxed, you can take your time to make the kill, enjoy your drink in bar, if you don't feel like taking a girl- no one will force you!

STRIP DANCERS: Am not sure about this. However, there was one dancer moving here & there in the bar. I am not sure if she strips because she didnt strip till the time I was there.

DID I TAKE A GIRL FROM THERE?

Yes, I did decide to take the famous Erika (whom apparently everyone on AP has taken before me! I gave her 150 ARS plus taxi fare but she would have probably settled for 100 ARS even. However, I didn't bargain well. BBBJ was excellent, COF, CIM allowed. DFK was average. No cola though she said she would do Cola, in the bar.

Looks wise, she has a decent face but her body has gone to the ditch because of her 3rd baby born 5 months ago. However, she is extremely talkative (you can say, she has a verbal diarrhea! If you are learning Spanish like me, She is someone good to practice "listening Spanish"! She talks and talks endlessly. She is just 23 years old (She even showed me her DNI as proof! She drinks Tequilla like crazy and you can clearly see that she is half Mexican.

I hung out with her for about 4 hours out of which only 30 minutes was spend in sex, rest of time it was just her talking, talking & more talking! She does speak some English as well!

In all, average experience with her.

WILL I GO THERE AGAIN?

Well, the bar has its plus points but its just an average pick-up place. The girls aren't the best. If you have not been on AP, you may even end them paying 300 ARS for 1 hour. But, don't pay that much there Just stick to 150 ARS or less! The 150 ARS will be exclusive of 60 ARS ladies drink plus taxi fare.

Total Cost at average of picking a girl in Ness would be:

150 + 60 + 30 + 20 + 30 = 290 ArS.

Let me remind newbies, that for 300 ARS there are model kind of girls available at VIP or other such websites. No need for any money of ladies drinks or any silly wooing. Just pay 300 ARS and lo and behold, make out with great model kind of girls. However, more on this on my review on girls from websites!

Happy Hunting in BA!Thanks for the report amigo.

Nice to read other guys' perceptions of these clubs.

I'm actually looking forward to a return visit here soon.

I saw a couple 8s walking about the last night I visited and had a great time. Hours of lovin' for 150 pesitos:)

Schmoj

08-22-08, 00:06

I admit that I don't know the first thing about television trivia, but that statement sounded off to me.

So I checked five websites listing the cast members for Saved by the Bell, and could find no mention of Elizabeth Hurley. Not even a guest appearance.

Is it possible you meant to write Elizabeth BERKLEY?

If so, which one did the chica look like? Elizabeth Hurley or Elizabeth Berkley?

Thank you, Schmoj.

DBThis is a good reason NOT to post drunk. I just read my own report on Ness and barely remembered it. Anyway it was 100% Elizabeth Berkely that I meant. And I'm headed back to find her tonight. We'll see if she is there and if so, how much she actually looks like the Showgirls chick.

Schmoj

08-22-08, 03:41

She does look like a Paraguayan Elizabeth Berkeley in the dark when you are high. Which I was and she did.

Anyway, I got distracted by another Argentina spinner and I do mean spinner (probably 5'0'', I am 6'5) but very pretty and good GFE. Won't reveal the name because I will be seeing her again. Standard 200p. Price was never discussed, neither in the club nor in the transitorio.

I do have to say that the last two times I have been in Ness, the quality has been pretty good. Better than the two across the street, though I do love to hang out in Catto's and watch the dancers and shoot the shit with the bartenders. It reminds me of Jumbo's Clown Room in LA.

El Perro

10-26-08, 15:36

The past few times I have been at Ness there has been a tall, brunette dancer who goes by Giselle. Betty Page haircut, a number of tattos, lean body. Sexy chick, but definitely not with the usual Ness Chick friendly demeanor (or not with me) Does anybody have any info on her?

She and the big titted rubia dancer put on a pretty decent lesbian show Friday night. The rubia got down to her birthday suit. First time I had seen that at Ness, but I'm usually out of there by 2.

Esten

12-15-08, 13:39

The rubia dancer sounds like it was Romina Row. Naturally busty, very good dancer. I was pleasantly surprised to learn she is dancing here. On the nights she works I believe she starts around 12:30-1 am and stays for a couple hours.

I had met Romina a couple years ago when she danced at another nearby club which is now closed. I posted previously about that encounter. She has a very sweet, caring and outgoing personality. I really like her. I took her out again last week, her drink fee at Ness was 70 pesos and I gave Romina 400 pesos for 1.5 hours. She might go for less but I am not sure. Very good service. She did a nice up-close striptease for a few songs at my place. 2 pops.

Esten

12-15-08, 13:41

BTW, I stopped in all three triangle clubs last week and I thought Ness had the highest chica quality.

El Perro

12-15-08, 14:43

BTW, I stopped in all three triangle clubs last week and I thought Ness had the highest chica quality.Funny about the Triangle clubs these days. The chica quality is all over the place. Depends on the night. Thanks for the post on the rubia dancer. Now, if you should come across any info on the dark haired, multi tatted dancer-please give.

Lukasek

02-03-09, 16:20

This is the only one between the triangle where I saw a 8', a blond thin girl, fake titts, that when I arrived left with a man and she was back less than 60 minutes later and funny enough she was back and immediately went to one man french kissing him and I am sure she will leave with him too, so while all the others girls went out or alone or no customers at all, the only one real nice, went out with 2 men in little time. So I am not the only one who like the real nice girl and no able to be happy with with an ugly one, no matter the price.

It seems to me, but maybe it is a bit soon to judge, that the problem is not to find a girl asking a right price, but to find a girl that worth it, a nice girl, cause so far the only two places where I saw real nice girls were at privat carnival party Tejano Libre took me with him on Saturday night and walking to the streets, but at madahos, ness, hook, catoo's, new port and chekers 99% were real ugly or old.

Should I try black, private apartments or escort service to get a model type?

Esten

02-05-09, 02:52

Lukasek,

If you are looking for 8's and 9's in Buenos Aires, you should be able to find several at Black or Madahos, and sometimes occasionally 1 or 2 in other clubs like La Lopez and Shampoo. And of course you can peruse the websites, there are definately some good looking girls on the websites, they usually work in privados but some are independent. Now, finding an 8-9 who also gives good service is another question, you will need to get a recommendation from someone, or find one yourself by trial and error.

You should give Madahos another visit. There are usually a few hotties there, possibly you were there on a slow night or the hot ones were taken out when you were there.

Jackson

02-05-09, 10:41

Greetings everyone,

If you'd like to discuss where are all the 8, 9 and 10s, I might suggest that you visit the existing thread titled "Where are the 8, 9 and 10s?"

http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5248

Thanks,

Jackson

Beezer

09-02-10, 18:29

I stopped in the other night because I was looking for a specific girl who is a 6 at best and she was not there.

The place had 12-14 chicas and none were better than a 5.

Very poor quality selections.

I paid for my water and buged out.

Next time I will skip the water and just scan n, go.

This place used to have some 6,7, and 8s.

Disapointed in the triangle.

Beezer

Slatur

10-06-10, 06:53

Just want to give a headsup about a girl I had about a week ago. Don't remember the name (maybe Gabi or something like that) but she was the only asian girl in the place, she told me here parents were japanese and argentine I think.

Once we got to the room she wouldn't do shit, "don't touch me there" "I don't take my pants off, I only want to give blowjobs" and all sorts of shit and then she tried to steal my watch and when I tried to get it back she told me it would cost me 100 pesos extra to get the watch back (obv just snagged it back) fucking awful experience. Would not repeat even if she was paying me

Exon123

10-06-10, 10:46

El Perro

10-06-10, 11:01

Punter 127

11-07-10, 12:01

At the suggestion of my wing-man for the evening we made a little tour of the 'triangle clubs'. It was like going back in time because not much has changed except the prices and some of the faces.

However I saw several faces from my past, they just looked older. But perhaps the biggest surprise was at Ness when I saw none other than 'La Mexicana' yes mongers it was Erika, I know many of you remember her. I couldn't believe it she looked very good, she's has lost a lot of weight and has been going to the gym, she said.

I was jolted back to reality when told chica drinks are 75p, and the chicas claim they're getting 300p plus a drink, but I think 250p or less would snag most of them. I remember pulling chicas out here for 125p plus a drink which I think was 25p, and a guy with good Spanish could get them for less.

For the most part I prefer Privados, but I decided to take a ride on Mr Peabody's "Wayback Machine", so I made arrangements for Erika to meet me the next day at 3pm which turned into 9pm, hows that for chica time? It was still the same old Erika though, anything goes with that girl. However she's got a lot more stretch marks now, but she was still fun.

Oh the price, well we never talked about money, but after spending some time with her and hearing some of her sad stories I ended up giving her more than I had planned on, but not as much as it would have cost at the club. Guess I'm just a sucker for a pretty face and a sad story, but I've known this Chica for a long time and she's been good to me in the past.

BTW I do not recommend having sex with any working girl including Erika without establishing the price in advance, but in this case as I said before I've known her for a long time and was not worried about having any problems, she would have been happy with whatever I wanted to give her, I think.

Gato Hunter

08-29-11, 13:41

Price update. Drink for punter was 75p (non nacional liquor). Chica drink is 100p. Chica went for 250p without batting an eye. She was a 5 or 6. It was a Sunday night and pickins were slim.

Stranger

03-17-12, 13:40

This place really takes the price for shittiest place (I have been) in town!

Have put my face in there a few times and it is always the same.

First ting that strikes you is the smoke of cigarettes; it literally hit you like a fog the minute you walk thru the door.

The females there are so past their prime it is quite funny in a way, and so are all the guys there, it feels like old peoples home for hookers and punters.

It actually makes Checkers pub look classy, it is that bad.

But since it is no entrance fee to get inn it is worth to walk in the door just for a laugh.

Stranger

Gato Hunter

05-08-12, 10:08

This place is closed and the sign is gone from the building.

TejanoLibre

05-08-12, 16:46

This place is closed and the sign is gone from the building.So much for the Trinagle!

It could not have happened to a nicer place!

What should we call it now?

The Dynamic Duo?

I feel sorry for waterboy, this was his favorite watering hole and he scored every night with quality pelt.

Personally I never liked it due to the excess of music and the lack of talent.

Those ugly girls will now cross over to Catto's and Hook if they can get in!

TL

El Perro

05-08-12, 16:57

This place is closed and the sign is gone from the building.Too bad. Ness was pretty much bottom shelf, but I liked it anyhow. This is exactly the kind of place I hate to see die. Original, and without pretensions. A bar with hookers rather than a hooker bar.

Dickhead

05-11-12, 18:08

I met a lot of great chicas in that place. The Savage Beast, the pregnant grandmother, the chica I took on a twelve day bus odyssey, and quite a few others. I fucked the Mexi in the bathroom there and on the couch and I also had my dick in another chica right at the bar (but we were subtle about it). Also that was where I first learned to speak Bulgarian.

Gone, but not forgotten.

Gato Hunter

05-16-12, 12:30

It was open last night with chicas that were bad as ever!

Maddur

11-21-12, 10:42

Ness is open and I was surprised to see 12 chicas (all the usual "Ness" type. Nothing exciting). Was there Monday 11/19/12 night.

HappyGoLucky

04-19-13, 03:37

Stopped in Ness tonight and was surprised to find the joint full of chicas, but only one beauty. I approached to say Hello, at which point she immediately asked for a drink. So I inquired about the cost for leaving, and she said I had to buy her a drink first, and then she would tell me how much to leave. I don't care for that game, so I finished my 80 peso drink, thanked her, she blew me a kiss, and I left. There weren't very many guys in Ness and I did not see anyone leave. It's surprising they are taking such a hard line on potential clients, especially since Hook is across the street and so much more upfront and accommodating.

Stranger

10-13-13, 16:47

October 2013 update.

No entrance fee.

Still open, nothing has changed, old and ugly "girls", smelly place, where working girls come just before they die of old age.

Stranger.

Aqualung

03-10-14, 00:37

Another joint I can't be a 100% objective about. I know the owners (Cutty Sark) for years and also a few of the girls. It's a place where 99% of the clients are elder Argentines and it's a place you'll still get a taste of the old Buenos Aires night life especially as the night winds down. Again, with the closing of the "big" clubs, you can find a jewel now and then. But if you are an older guy looking for a damn good fuck try Cecilia. She's a chubby version of Morticia Adams with huge tits. She knows she's not a spring chicken any more so she'll work extra hard to earn her money. Try her for a threesome and let her pick the other girl. Of course I have her phone number!

Peter Sideburn

05-10-14, 15:17

Spent 90 minutes here last couple nights. With two exceptions, I would have charged them to leave with me. One exception was about an 8. She did had blondish hair but darker eyebrows. Nice but didn't take out. One blonde young woman 25 ish was a 9 inmy book for looks but a zero in the attitude department. I was the only guy there for an hour and she was four seats away and never lifted her eyes from her phone. It is too bad because if she had been reasonably personable I would have asked for the check and we would have been on our way. Other wise, depressing and won't return.

Pete.

HappyGoLucky

05-10-14, 16:59

I have been there three times on this trip because it used to be one of my favorite places. My experience this trip was EXACTLY as you described below Pete. It's puzzling because it's a good location and used to have such a great selection of friendly ladies years ago.

Spent 90 minutes here last couple nights. With two exceptions, I would have charged them to leave with me. One exception was about an 8. She did had blondish hair but darker eyebrows. Nice but didn't take out. One blonde young woman 25 ish was a 9 inmy book for looks but a zero in the attitude department. I was the only guy there for an hour and she was four seats away and never lifted her eyes from her phone. It is too bad because if she had been reasonably personable I would have asked for the check and we would have been on our way. Other wise, depressing and won't return.

Pete.

Shawman

06-25-14, 01:58

Well in this evening's episode of BA pulls me in for a forced face-rape beso negro, and then farts in my mouth (pucker up sweetcheeks), I detail the daily installment of misadventure, this one from Saturday night.

Went to ness Saturday night. The place is a cramped little spot with friendly girls and better drink prices (but still too high by American standards). Music is loud, and latin, but not mariachi or merengue, so at least it isn't as bad as it could be.

However what you will find is that it is located in a dangerous place to be at night. One of kirchner's kidz (in his mid 50's) was lurking near some garbage on the street corner, probably playing with some rats, and spotted me from what had to be over 50 yards away. He would not get out of my face and he insisted that he worked for the club and that I needed to pay him 50 pesos to get in. I knew right away that he was full of shit, but my thoughts were to pay him to go away. The other thought was that I could bypass him now, buthe might get 5 other k kidz down there to wait for me to leave and then try again. I gave him 5 p for the hustle, but the obnoxious little bastard insisted that I owe him 50. I paid it just to get him out of my face. Oh yeah, he also tried to sell me drugs. I said no.

Not was I in there for more than 8 minutes before the manager introduced himself to me (in his mid 70's). He had an undershirt on underneath a sportcoat, and he had not shaved in a few days. A proper bum. One of kirchner's kidz. And true to the name of kirchner, he was begging from me near instantly. He even followed me outside asking for a tip. I mean, I tipped the bartender, I bought drinks, I chatted with a lady for a while (who was actually very cool), but I didn't take her up on her offer. I was trying to have a nice evening. Why would the manager get a tip if he didn't serve me, and I didn't take one of the girls with me? I brushed him off and started to walk towards the main street for a cab.

But the night was not over yet, oh no.

Lets not forget the first one that sniped me as I was walking towards Paraguay. He's baaaack. This time he wants me to follow him to an apartment because he says that its a privado. I don't really but I hear the girl barely answer after he holds the doorbell down and doesn't let up (what an absolute bane this guy is). She sounds cracked out. I have had enough. By this time the streetwalkers are making kissy noises at me. I am well past the point of having had enough. I take off to the nearest cab, and got out of that tar-pit.

But just when you think you are alright, the night is not over, oh no. Not with kirchner's kidz.

The cab driver (in his mid 50's) was trying to chat me up while taking me back to san telmo. My Spanish is poor, but I think he was ultimately trying to sell me cowboy shit. I said no. Then he tries to short change me. I call him on it, so he pumps the meter, right in front of my face. And little mf-er had a grin on his face the whole time. The audacity. I wanted to slap the taste out of his mouth. For the record, always make sure you count your change in this town. Short changing is done as easily as they draw breath around here. They have no issues jipping customers and lying over a few pesos.

So I guess you can take the joblessness out of the kirchner's kidz but you can't stop kirchner's kidz from begging on the job. Stay classy Argentina, and remember to take your a-hole pills.

But seriously, don't go anywhere other than san telmo, recoletta, or Puerto madero after dark, especially Saturday night. Something about Saturday night rings a clarion call to kirchner's kidz.

Esten

11-23-14, 17:43

Shawman must be some kind of magnet for "kirchner's kidz", because I walked down the street and into Ness last night with zero hassle.

Little has changed. Around midnight about 10 chicas and 3-4 guys. No dancer at the time. Chica quality average or lower, most around 7. Best looking one was an 8, at the bar she did not approach me and soon joined a couple Asian guys. Within a half hour the Asians head out with her and another decent looking chica who I had missed (maybe she was upstairs). A busty Chilena and a Dominicana chat me up but I am not interested. Another chica I was semi-interested in kept moving and grinding her ass to the music while talking to her friends or playing with her phone. Her friends noticed me looking and told her to dance for me, she came over for 5 seconds, asked how I was and gave me a peck on the check then left. Huh? Maybe she was shy. I finish my drink and head out, another good looking chica (8 or 8.5) has magically appeared and says hello to me as I walk out. I say hola but keep moving, bad timing.

I end the night at Cattos where I again witness a small group of Asian guys take out a couple of good looking chicas.

Thomaso276

11-23-14, 19:05

Cowboy2

11-23-14, 21:03

Jesus Christ. Stand up for yourself. Stop whining, say no and move on. Go ahead and slap someone - put it on your bucket list.Shouldn't this be on the BDSM thread?

Rev BS

11-24-14, 11:42

As I recall, he had a nightmare of a time in Bangkok with the chicas.

El Perro

11-24-14, 11:44

As I recall, he had a nightmare of a time in Bangkok with the chicas.Ah yes, I remember. Speaks volumes.

Member #3320

12-03-14, 07:13

I spent about 90 minutes here with my business clients here last night. ( wed morning, 3rd dec'14).

I got to say, the place is ideal for first time mongers or for newbies. No pressure at all! Very easy to talk to chicas and take out!

The beer prices were 150 peso for a 33cl Henikien.

The chicas were average looking. But the hottest looking chica 8/10 quoted me 1000 pesos/hora. I was of course in no mood to take out. ( I dont enjoy night mongering any more).

However, my personal choice in the "triangle" would be Ness bar. Average look/no attitude chicas..easy to talk to and probably service would be better!

Local

01-15-15, 22:09

My last exersice in threesomes this week was today 2:00 am in Ness.

Day mongering vs night mongering is a subject of debate now and then in AP, and of course it all just boils down to personal tastes and circumstances. Beyond the availability of pussy material, Ness offers an experience that can only be found in the night mongering arena. When I got there, the TV on top of the door was showing the anual rodeo and folklore festival in Jesus Maria, Cordoba (video content capable of destroying sexual appetite to anyone even after years of abstinence), a "singer" was covering cumbia hits with a lousy karaoke equipment, about 6 old and poorly dressed clients were dancing with chicas so ugly that if I met them in the street in daylight I'd cross to the other sidewalk just to be safe, and everybody seemed to be having a good time, wheater of the happy or melancholic variety.

There was a very well built brunete doing the pole, with excelent skill and taste. Has a tatto with the name "ELSA" on the bottom of her back (some chica told me ELSA was her mother, I can't recall her name). Her number finished with a complete strip-tease. I can't confirm if she goes out too.

I took two chicas out: Antonella (in Platynum she is Kendra and Antonella in the "Fantasies" section), and Jamila (or Janina or Yanina). Yanina seemed relatively new to the business, and Antonella, who is obviously a veteran going back to Desert Storm, treated her as a disciple. Both are slim, well built, between 160/165 cm tall. Antonella has natural boobs but her face has been reworked several times. Yanina has artificial boobs, the material used is too firm to my taste. The passage of time (and maybe substances) has affected the capacity of Antonella to comunicate effectively, both at a pronunciation and grammar levels, but if you pay attention some interesting conversation can develop. Yanina is fresh, very simple person, that can be easily understood. Being a woman with needs and ambition, Yanina's goal is to be able to work in Hook (which she should be able to considering the quality of her body and an average-looking face).

The service was very good. Both focusing on my own pleasure (each one with her own style). AR $ 1.000 for each (which I belive was probably too much) felt like well spent.

El Perro

01-15-15, 22:12

Great work. Keep them coming. Perfect description of the Ness "ambiance".

My last exersice in threesomes this week was today 2:00 am in Ness.

Day mongering vs night mongering is a subject of debate now and then in AP, and of course it all just boils down to personal tastes and circumstances. Beyond the availability of pussy material, Ness offers an experience that can only be found in the night mongering arena. When I got there, the TV on top of the door was showing the anual rodeo and folklore festival in Jesus Maria, Cordoba (video content capable of destroying sexual appetite to anyone even after years of abstinence), a "singer" was covering cumbia hits with a lousy karaoke equipment, about 6 old and poorly dressed clients were dancing with chicas so ugly that if I met them in the street in daylight I'd cross to the other sidewalk just to be safe, and everybody seemed to be having a good time, wheater of the happy or melancolic variety.

There was a very well built brunete doing the pole, with excelent skill and taste. Has a tatto with the name "ELSA" on the bottom of her back (some chica told me ELSA was her mother, I can't recall her name). Her number finished with a complete strip-tease. I can't confirm if she goes out too.

I took two chicas out: Antonella (in Platynum she is Kendra and Antonella in the "Fantasies" section), and Jamila (or Janina or Yanina). Yanina seemed relatively new to the business, and Antonella, who is obviously a veteran going back to Desert Storm, treated her as a disciple. Both are slim, well built, between 160/165 cm tall. Antonella has natural boobs but her face has been reworked several times. Yanina has artificial boobs, the material used is too firm to my taste. The passage of time and maybe substances has affected the capacity of Antonella to comunicate effectively, both at a pronunciation and grammar levels, but if you pay attention some interesting conversation can develop. Yanina is fresh, very simple person, that can be easily understood. Being a woman with needs and ambition, Yanina's goal is to be able to work in Hook (which she should be able to considering the quality of her body and an average-looking face).

The service was very good. Both focusing on my own pleasure (each one with her own style). AR $ 1.000 for each (which I belive was probably too much) felt like well spent.

Peter Sideburn

03-09-15, 22:23

If anyone is going to Ness soon please say hello to three of my friends Roxana, Belen and Silvia. Tell them Pete the traveler said hello! I won't be back for a couple months, but these ladies rock and I'm not talking about their job, but rather just in general nice people. Let me know if you see them.

So my recent experience has been that Ness is actually more fun than Hook. Hook was slam bam give me money. Ness is chill, relax, have a drink.

This is 180 degree change for me. I think Ness has improved and Hook has become the place 8's go to play on their cell phones.

Pete.

Daddy Rulz

06-18-16, 20:17

I have it on pretty reliable info that Ness will be reopening at some point. The light has been on of late and I made some inquires and supposedly there is a plan to reopen. Perhaps the plan for the city is to make a little red light district down there on Suipacha. The chicks are still verboten in Exedra and maybe because it's too in your face. Further up Suipacha the cops don't seem to want to do much about the drug trade or violence, and around the old Triangle area seems like hookers will be ok.

It's Argentina so until I'm getting over charged for a bottle of water it's only rumors but the rumors are running in the right direction.

El Perro

08-31-16, 00:03

Ness has re-opened. Not much more to report. Stuck my head in about 10:30. A few Dominicanas milling about and a bar keep from back in the day.

RobBarone

08-31-16, 17:35

Ness has re-opened. Not much more to report. Stuck my head in about 10:30. A few Dominicanas milling about and a bar keep from back in the day.Any ideas about the rates of the chicas?

Dickhead

08-31-16, 17:42

Q: What is the going rate for a dominicana in Buenos Aires?

A: Who cares? They're worthless!

Spassmusssein

09-03-16, 05:48

Q: What is the going rate for a dominicana in Buenos Aires?

A: Who cares? They're worthless!Maybe they think the same about you...

RobBarone

09-07-16, 06:28

Maybe they think the same about you...Perfect answer man... Then again is Dickhead who stated that so .... Let him be... He is always hating.... And it's all in his name.

El Perro

09-11-16, 02:52

In about 1AM for a 1/2 hour and a whisky. $180p the drink. Three Dominicanas and cumbia. No dancers and no place to dance. No pole. A waste of time and money. Maybe things will get better here but it will take some doing.

Local

09-18-16, 04:42

Gagoo

10-14-16, 04:53

I tried to step into Ness today at 0:45 on my way to Hook, just to see the ruins for myself. The door seemed locked, nobody was at the door, there were two dim colour lights on inside, but no noice at all. Maybe it was open and I just needed to pull de door harder. Or maybe it was closed tonight. The chicas I took out from Hook later (see report in the Hook thread) told me Ness is indeed open for business and found it curious that I found the door shut.It was open four sure tonight, quite a few guys were outside smoking also. I just didn't go in because some street tout followed me asking me to go in. I don't want to deal with some sore of having to pay for the street tout. I was open for sure though.

Local

11-17-16, 23:50

Most of the activity in this board has been in the political threads. Trump this, Trump that. What does it say about the state of Buenos Aires' nightlife? Regreatfully, loads. And not of the good variety. We even have a thread titled "Is Bs As dead?". Its mere existence answers the question.

Reporting on mongering activities, I feel a little bit like the musicians playing on the Titanic's deck after the iceberg hit. With such a spirit is that I steped into Ness last Monday 11th on my way to Hook. I hadn't been inside since my last report (see below), which was before the shut down. I had read that the pole was gone, but swear to God, I did not expect what I saw.

I laughed. Not histerically. Not a mild smile. Just an honest, pure, laugh.

It's a little difficult to explain. Let me see if I can.

Apparently, the intention was to make Ness look like a coffee shop, a regular tea house, the type of bar you would get into at 10:30 or 16:00 in downtown Buenos Aires to get a cup of coffee chit chat with a friend and then move over. But this was intended inside Ness, so the result is so ridiculous ...

They installed tables, but of course, regular size (and height) tables are too large for the place. So they have very small tables, that are also very low. Almost as if designed for midgets.

The chairs, are too low too, in the same scale as the tables.

The tables have red under-tablecloth, and then a regular white tablecloth on top. Just as it was a traditional tea house.

The place is very well lit.

I'd have to assume that this is a strategy to avoid a shut down, on the argument of legitimacy. I can't understand how anyone would bet on this deffense strategy.

Inside there were 6 chicas and a matching number of clients. Coming back to Trump, he would say "solid 2s".

No music that I recall, but maybe there was some and I was just too much in shock. No pole of course, and no place to even try to dance (there were like 6 or 7 of this mini-tables).

The bartender I recall from way back, the white-hair rather old guy, was not there.

And 90 seconds after I got in, neither was I.

Local

12-18-16, 05:44

Ness is closed by legal order. There are legal notices stuck on its door. Same situation as Hook.

El Perro

05-18-19, 13:15

Ness is open and with some chicas. How long will it last? Who knows? Get your tired and lazy asses in there. The chicas will scatter if there aren't any clients showing up.

Local

07-20-19, 05:46

I went to Ness today at 1:30 (am, obviously). I'm not sure if the place is still called Ness, but it's the same place where Ness was. For those wondering: Catto's/Keep and Hook are gone, gone, gone.

How to describe what Ness looks like today?

It pretends to be a restaurant of sorts. A place where the main service is food. There is a sign outside touting hamburgers and "day's special" (yes, at 1:30 am).

Inside, the same bar is there, but now four or five tables. There is at least a waiter, and they serve food. I mean, t-bones, burgers, salads, stuff like that. The old gray-hair barman was there as well (behind the bar). A little older of course.

Patrons? I counted 17. All aged people.

Music? They had a TV over the entrance on. A music videos channel. That was it.

Light? Quite, as suits a restaurant, what did you expect!

Ladies? I counted 10. 10 as cardinal. 10 ladies.

Where the ladies a "10". No way! A "9"? Forget it. I don't have the time to wait untill you get down to the bottom. They where 1s and 0s. All 10 of them. No kiding.

Where the ladies and the patrons engaging? Yes.

Outside, on Suipacha between Paraguay and Córdoba, there where some 6 to 8 SW.

I left, heading to Cocodrilo.