Cocodrillo [Archive] - Argentina Private

Desperado999

11-26-05, 14:01

Checked out this joint around 3:30 AM. In a nut shell it is an ugly dump full of smoke, sweat locating in a middle of nowhere (barrio norte? There were two classes of chicas. The first group, the IN chicas, stood mostly near the entrance to the club. These are young, primo booty, eye-candy, head-turning hotties next door. The ongoing rate for these gals were no less than 200 pesos per hour with most quoting 250 and 300. The IN chicas were very selective as they are not going with just any body.

The OUT chicas were scattered throughout the club. This group is made up mostly average, older, with more meat on them. Quoted price varies from 200 to 300 pesos but time went to 1.5 hours in certain circumstances.

The dancers on the bar probably the best chicas. But they do not seem to be avail as take out. Left the joint at 6AM.

In comparison with other clubs, I do not recommend this club due to the high pricing point relative to other clubs in Micro.

Rock Harders

11-27-05, 19:28

--The Process--

The Cocodrillo represented my final stop of the night, made the trip about 5am after not finding success at my earlier stop, madahos and newport. The place had a good crowd at this point, lots of chicas, including a fair amount of really hot specimens. Since it was 5am, I didnt beat around the bush, and got right down to negotiations. Began with a Brasilian girl from Foz do Igaucu, medium height, big boobs, maybe 3-5 pounds extra around the spare tire region. She says $200 AR, I say $150 AR and no more, she eventually breaks down and says ok, but a $30 drink is necessary on top of $150, so I decline. Next thing I know I spot another potential score, a much better looking argentine, smaller rack, nicer face and body. She tries to get $200AR, I say not way, $180Ar no drink buy necessary, I say no thanks, especially after I noticed an unattractive big mole above her lip that drops her stock a bit. After five minutes of scouting, I spot the one I want, talking to another guy, so I immediately go and pull this girl away from the argentine guy she is talking with and lay down my proposal. I ask her price, and she says $150 AR right away, so I say sold and we dance for a little and then I say vamanos she gets her bag and we cab it to my apartment.

--The Paydirt--

The chica and I get to my apartment about 6am, go right to my bedroom and she wants to get payed beforehand, I think twice but say ok, pay her, but hedge my bets by locking my front door from the inside, as such a key is necessary to open it to exit, and I keep all keys out of sight, just in case she tries to pull a shady manuever. All precautionary measures on my part prove to be unnecessary. The chica, Lorena, 23, (real name, age, as she showed me her DNI at my request) from Ezeiza, has super body built for sex. Very voluptuous figure, just what I wanted on this occaison. Good sex, all positions, good blowjob, put the condom on my member with her mouth and loved to lick balls. After sex pillowtalk revealed some interesting info on this broad:

1. Boobs are fake (as I suspected)

2. Has a nearly 7 year old son (unable to notice from condition of her body)

3. Had the child when she was 15, is married, but legally seperated.

4. Lives with mother (mother born in Paraguay) and 3 sisters, all who are beautiful according to Lorena, but none are for sale she claims.

5. Claims to have been working for 10 months at the Cocodrillo, and claims to have gotten the implants 4 months ago.

6. Revealed that her boobs were quite small pre-surgery, which means her very voluptuous figure must have been seriously lacking without the boobs.

As 730am rolled around, she got dressed, but I made her strip down so I could take some topless, posed photographs of her.

HIGHLY RECOMMENDED IF YOU CAN GET HER AT THE $150 AR PRICE

Rock Harders

12-08-05, 18:34

Rolled into Cocodrilo last night at around 320 AM in search of some top quality at a low price. Arriving before 500 AM is actually a disadvantage at this place, as more girls keep coming up until about 600 AM, so the time for the highest quantity and quality is between 5-6 AM. YOUNG, very fit girls in this place. This place is good for a few reasons- relatively cheap, very good quality (girls from blacks and madahos come here after those clubs close to work) also there is a dance floor where the working girls are more than willing to shake it up with potential mongers without obligation. In addition, I inquired with the manager about the availability of the girls dancing on the poles, and he said they are FULLY available for service, but with a $100 AR copa as opposed to the $30 AR copa for the other chicas. In the end, ended up pulling Lorena for a repeat performance, but this time for the modest price of $130 AR, which ended up being for 3 hours, including a great massage, sex all positions, and good head. If you can tolerate being awake until 8am, Cocodrilo is THE best place for affordable young wet girls.

Dirk

Zarathustra

12-09-05, 23:26

Is 30 pesos entrance fee at the door normal?

Rolled into Cocodrilo last night at around 320 AM in search of some top quality at a low price. Arriving before 500 AM is actually a disadvantage at this place, as more girls keep coming up until about 600 AM, so the time for the highest quantity and quality is between 5-6 AM. YOUNG, very fit girls in this place. This place is good for a few reasons- relatively cheap, very good quality (girls from blacks and madahos come here after those clubs close to work) also there is a dance floor where the working girls are more than willing to shake it up with potential mongers without obligation. In addition, I inquired with the manager about the availability of the girls dancing on the poles, and he said they are FULLY available for service, but with a $100 AR copa as opposed to the $30 AR copa for the other chicas. In the end, ended up pulling Lorena for a repeat performance, but this time for the modest price of $130 AR, which ended up being for 3 hours, including a great massage, sex all positions, and good head. If you can tolerate being awake until 8am, Cocodrilo is THE best place for affordable young wet girls.

Dirk

Rock Harders

12-10-05, 14:25

Flexible Horn

01-13-06, 17:46

Finally managed to make it to Cocodrillo last night at about 3-30, I paid my 30 pesos entrance (including 1 drink) and made my way upstairs.

This place is so different from any other club in BsAs I have been too.

I found the club to be great, lots of young fit girls, but even fewer able to speak any English.

I Sat at the bar for 2 hours and had numerous girls try to talk to me, some times it was hilarious.

I finally picked the shortest girl I have ever shagged in my life. I doubt she was any more than 5ft, not the prettiest girl in the club by a long way but she made me laugh.

Any how I buy her a drink (30 pesos) and the bar tender gives me a free beer, probably because I had bought 5 @ 30 pesos for myself. She tells me she wants 300 pesos for 1-2 hours I counter with 150 for 1 1/2 hours and she snaps my hand off (Its a buyer's market)

Natalia 21 years old, no kids told me she had worked in Crocodrillo for 1 year, I would not repeat with her she was very shy and not a gfe.

Moore

01-13-06, 18:01

The $30 AR entrance fee is standard and includes a drink.

Hi Dirk Diggler,

To elaborate, the entrance fee is really a "wallet biopsy". The keeps indigent individuals from entering the club and wasting everybody's time.

It also serves to keep the club free of individuals with HIV / AIDS.

JacksonCould you elaborate on part2 Jackson? That is now the second time I've read of people paying HIV / AIDS insurance premiums. I'm not sure I understand.

Thanks

Marak5

02-04-06, 15:50

Checked it out around 5 30 as. I think it is ok for a late night spot.

Only 5-6 hot girls, the rest are pretty below average.

I had this exchange in there:

Her: hola.

Me: hola.

Her: how long in buenos aires?

Me: I leave tomorrow. Muy triste for you yes?

Her: no.

Me: it was a joke.

Her: *shrugs shoulder*

Me: get the fuck out of here puta.

The attitudes were kind of think in there as there were only a couple hot chicas.

El Perro

02-04-06, 16:11

Bon voyage! Don't let that "puta" fool you. She, and all the "putas" will be tormented by your absence!

Mpexy

02-04-06, 16:18

Basically a warning report.

Regarding a girl I took out who calls herself Florencia (spelling unkown)

Argentinian, 25 yrs old, blonde hair, about 5 foot 2 inches, augmented breasts - about 95c with inframmary incision.

Visited Crocodilo's and I think the place is pretty cool, will go back certainly. But this warning is regarding this chica - reducing it down to the basic facts:

-she approached me, was fairly friendly, no warning signs that I picked up on. Lots of touching, rubbing, dancing against you in the club, etc. Basically, seemed a good candidate for a GFE in the apartment, or at least, not stone cold.

-opened up with her asking what seems to be the usual just-test-the-stupid-gringo line of $100 US per hour. So of course I countered in pesos. Agreed to 3.5 hrs back at my place and she seemed pretty happy, promising muy bueno sexo.

-arrive at my place, she puts the hard sell into paying her first. Says no girls in BA gets paid after. Um ok. So I offered to take her back to Crocodilo as I'd just go back for another girl and she could go in the cab with me, or I'd pay her cab fare to go home, her choice. She drops the subject.

-shower together, no problems. Once we hit the sack, lots of problems start out. Generally I try and avoid chicas with kids, and I'd asked in the club if she had one, she said no. Now she shows me a picture of a baby and says it's her son. The GFE attitude and body contact from the club turns into total non GFE, mechanical, no kissing other than the barest of dry lip contact.

-just before getting to the bj part, she asks for propina of 250p more - each time, for bbbj. I didn't actually burst out laughing, but basically eventually said no. So it was all covered, and the sex was mediocre - if there ever was a girl in need of a vaginoplasty, well - this one is it.

-All this and while I'd personally not repeat with the girl, I wouldn't issue a warning or ding the chica as a liar, cheater, etc. However, that's what it then got down to.

I figured when we agreed to 3.5 hrs at my apartment, I'd be fine even coming somewhere close to 3 hrs - heck, even start the timer from when we left the club and include the travel time out and back. But she's basically pulling her clothes on 90 min early, or almost 2 hrs early at 110min if you include the 20 min she spent on the phone when her friend messaged her and she said she needed to call her back to say she was "toda bien". She also wanted to use my cell to call her friend back instead of her own.

-In the end, it was just a let her go thing as she insisted that we'd agreed to 2.5 hrs instead of 3.5, and when we entered the apartment and she said the time to leave was at 6:30am I must have mis-heard and it was really 5:30am (which in itself was screwy logic as it's only 4:58am as she's saying this) My spanish isn't great, but zero confusion on time here. All good experiences with every girl I've been with here in BA so this only makes my second bad one and overall pretty happy with the odds I've been having, but again, like the Newport girl, she's bailing way early. Then to add to the bizarreness, she wants to give me her phone number so I can call her and have her other another time - I say no thanks but she gives me her number anyways.

-I tell her she's basically lying and if she didnt want to stay longer she should have just made a different agreement or not gone with me at all - up to her to agree yes or no. On her way out, shen then hits me up for cab fare as it's only fair as she calls it to pay her way back to Crocodilos. I think I was actually silent for literally 45-60sec as I thought over how her mind worked and showed her the door.

Conclusion - would avoid unless you just like the freaky chicas.

Marak5

02-04-06, 16:23

Bon voyage! Don't let that "puta" fool you. She, and all the "putas" will be tormented by your absence!Lol ok doggboy.

One Tree Hill

02-09-06, 19:56

After spending an evening watching basketball at El Alamo and then sitting outside Excedra, I along with Felxible Horn went over to this boliche aorund 330-4am. It was my first visit here.

30p entrada includes 1 drink. 30p for chica drinks. Around 4a-430a girls start rolling in here. There is a wide range of talent, from old and burned up to young and fresh. A few chicas from Excedra even showed up.

There was one chica very young looking with HUGE tits and loving eyes that caught my attention. Her name was Belen. Only drawback was 4 tats. But she was sweet and muy lolita. After some chit chat I decided to bring her home. She asked 200p, I propposed 150p and she quickly agreed (1.5 hrs) BTW - a lesson for newbies. She agreed upfront to besos, BBBJ and carinos.

Back at the hacienda she was simply delicious, loved my DATY and her huge natural tits were a first this trip for me.

She was a good kisser and would go as long as I wanted.

BBBJ was great. Lots of eye contact and I swear right in the face this girls looked 18 or less (she was 22) She had kind of short blond hair, almost punk rockish. It was a quasi teenage fantasy of sorts.

We finished with her on top and afterwards she lay there with her sweet head on my chest and we kissed and cuddled and made small talk. Finally after a tad more than 1.5 hrs - it was now 6am, she left. We plan to meet again!

I like this club. LOTS of hot chicas, poll dancing and generally a fun atmosphere with the girls having a blast amongst themeselves.

As is reported this ia an after hours club. Don't show up till near 4am. Then watch them arrive! Looking for that last opportunity to "score" for the evening.

Mpexy

02-10-06, 02:26

Chica drinks were 35p each when I ordered them the only time I was in there last Friday night. Although, like some other clubs, it might just be the normal vs. Premium chica drink thing and since I was a newb that didnt ask for just the normal, got hit up for the 35p drinks.

One Tree Hill

02-10-06, 20:28

Definately 30p for me.

Chica drinks were 35p each when I ordered them the only time I was in there last Friday night. Although, like some other clubs, it might just be the normal vs. Premium chica drink thing and since I was a newb that didnt ask for just the normal, got hit up for the 35p drinks.

One Tree Hill

02-12-06, 21:48

Added below.

Exportgoldman

02-15-06, 05:16

My first mongering experience at Cocodrillo tonight, I went around 1:30AM even thougth the reports of no girls arriving till after their shifts in the parlours at 5AM.

There were about 20-25 girls there, and about 5-6 guys. A wide range, mostly good talent.

I was quickly approached by what looked like a beautiful girl with those freaky contacts, I brought her a drink, and we tried in vain to communicate in sign language as my spanish is beyond poor and her english was non-existant. I passed on her as I'm a face guy, and although the body was good the face was not pretty enough, and there were a lot prettier chicks around.

This took a long time to communicate - I ended up ignoring her and she went away.

I was then approached by a beautiful girl I had my eye on in a pink g-string and I again tried to communicate she and I should go back to my apartment. This failed several times as she thought I didn't like her.

We eventually got down the stairs and I had to tip the bouncer (note: carry small notes for tipping, I ended up giving the toilet guy 5p and the bouncer 20p cause it's all I had)

The cab ride was 20p because it was one of those special working girl cabs.

When we were in my apartment, she wanted 300p for a hour. I took a tip from reading peoples experiences in the forums and simply indicated for her to leave, and she went down to 200p - which is still a lot, but fuck it, my spanish is shit poor, and it's my birthday.

She had a good body, beautiful skin and she started on a BJ (no BBBJ) this girl was parnoid, I was not even allowed to finger her!

We did it doggy, missionary, spoons etc and I took my time, enjoyed the experience. She then wanted to leave after half a hour - I explained in hand signals that we still had half the time left.

We then did it again:-) She ended up singing happy birthday to me (her sisters birthday is suprisingly the same day as mine.

All in all, if I spoke spanish I would have got a better deal, and it's a good idea not to get drunk as it cost me a bloody fortune!

Looking forward to my next mongering session - hopefully I'll hook up with the session next week with the WAS Forum members and get some tips (or some spanish) down pat.

Hi Exportgoldman,

What is a "WAS Forum members "?

Thanks,

Jackson

Andres

02-15-06, 11:10

(note: carry small notes for tipping, I ended up giving the toilet guy 5p and the bouncer 20p cause it's all I had) Just a note to mongers in general.

Tipping may be a double-edged sword. It may work making other people like you and treat you well (as in a restaurant, where you may be a repeater) or waking up their inner shark and trying to rip you off on places you are likely not to be a repeater.

DON'T TIP ON BOLICHES! Unless you are a regular to a boliche and want to have a nice gesture from time to time to the barmen (which will return it with free booz and genuine advice) tipping equals to shooting your own foot.

A short cab ride shouldn't be more than ARS 5-10. When you accept to pay ARS 20 to a cabbie, it triggers inside the girl the mechanism of "I can get whatever I want from this guy, who doesn't have a clue of how things work here". Add to that alcohol and no Spanish habilities and you have the full recipe for her behavior.

Hope this help.

Andres

Capt Dave

02-15-06, 11:36

Exon123

02-15-06, 12:56

Nice report Andres and I concur with Capt Dave.

A newbie such as Exportgoldman has posted below, would have been much better off cutting a deal with DickHead to pick up his tab for the whole evening, Dinner & Mongering. Than to try to take on Buenos Aires alone all by himself, especially if he doesn't speak spanish.

He wrote below,

"I was then approached by a beautiful girl I had my eye on in a pink g-string and I again tried to communicate she and I should go back to my apartment. This failed several times as she thought I didn't like her.

We eventually got down the stairs and I had to tip the bouncer (note: carry small notes for tipping, I ended up giving the toilet guy 5p and the bouncer 20p cause it's all I had)

The cab ride was 20p because it was one of those special working girl cabs"

With DickHead riding" Shotgun" none of the above would have happend. He'd have ended up Fucking the girl he wanted too, on his terms, not the girls at the right price. There would been have no tipping of unnessary personal such as bouncers, restroom attendents and no $20 peso cab rides.

As Andres pointed out below all thease things do is set yourself up as a "Mark" for the girl or anybody else for that matter.

I consider myself as a very experienced Monger but I always learn something when Mongering with DickHead.

Exon

Exportgoldman

02-15-06, 14:01

Hi Exportgoldman,

What is a "WAS Forum members "?

Thanks,

JacksonIt was meant to be WAG forum members, but now it's Argentinaprivate or whatever. I understand you have meeting every week or so and go out mongering.

[QUOTE]Hi Exportgoldman,

This is only an issue for me because I´m always looking at my competition.

I think you meant:

WSG = World Sex Guide

and

AMA = Argentina Mongers Association

Please let me know if this is not correct.

Thanks,

Jackson

Exportgoldman

02-15-06, 14:04

ExportGoldMan.

Here's a GREAT example of why newby mongers with no spanish skills should consider DickHeads package tour and guide services!

You would have had MUCH better luck, more fun, and saved a PILE of pesos if you had had him along to grease the wheels!

You guys can get the job done by yourselves without either experience or spanish, but you will spend a lot of extra time and money, and wind up "shooting yourselves in the foot" several times more then required!

:)

Saludos!

DavidI had wanted to go out with someone, but didn't know about DickHeads package tour, in fact if you do a search accross this site for that term, it only appears once - in this thread!

I knew I was going to have to spend a bit extra being a newbee and not speaking the language - but now I know what the procedure is for Argentina I can do it without spending so much, or making my self a mark.

Anyone want to hook up and go out mongering? I'm here until the 26th.

Hi Exportgoldman,

I'll be having another AMA meeting next Tuesday.

You are welcome to attend.

Thanks,

Jackson

Capt Dave

02-15-06, 14:23

See if this starts you off.

http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/showthread.php?p=353700#post353700

If not, check the website at http://www.purr.com

Saludos,

David.

I had wanted to go out with someone, but didn't know about DickHeads package tour, in fact if you do a search accross this site for that term, it only appears once - in this thread!

I knew I was going to have to spend a bit extra being a newbee and not speaking the language - but now I know what the procedure is for Argentina I can do it without spending so much, or making my self a mark.

Anyone want to hook up and go out mongering? I'm here until the 26th.

Exportgoldman

02-23-06, 19:25

I decided to take another trip to Cocodrillo last night, after Blacks closed. Last time I went, it was earlier in the evening, and it wasn't so busy.

This time, they had two poll dancers (one looked orange from the fake tan or lights, not sure which!) They were beautiful.

The place was packed, standing room only around the dance floor, I ordered a coke, and checked out the girls, there were a lot of them or varying qualities!

I stayed for about a hour, enjoying the views, not intending to take a girl home, quietly sipping my coca, before spying a beautiful 27yo girl, which was a real gf type, which was working the local guys for some take home.

She was a good dancer, and ended up snuggling and rubbing against me at the bar, I negociated prices, started at 200P, and I went to 150P, and she said yes straight away! Dammit, should have gone for 100p.

I brought her a drink and we chatted (hand signaled) for a while, and then got ready to depart - she went to get her clothes, and on the was back got grabbed and man handled by a local she had been dancing with - must have been very upset she was leaving!

We caught a normal taxi home, and she did a BBBJ, and a full body sliding massage with my oil. Two pops, and lots of gf action. She ended up staying from 6AM till about 2PM sleeping, with another pop when we woke up.

All in all, a good price - she came twice, and offered the 'girlfriend' experience I had been looking for.

I also didn't fall into the traps of last time, of tipping the toilet guy, or taking a expensive unmarked taxi home.

El Perro

02-23-06, 19:34

Exportgoldman,

Sounds like between Blacks and Cocodrillo you had a real nice night. Nice posts mi hijo. By the by, where do you think gold is gonna end? I already pocketed Newmont money. Looks like I punched out too soon?

The dog

Exportgoldman

02-24-06, 17:31

Member #4110

03-07-06, 13:38

On numerous recommendations, I went to Cocodrillo's last night at about 4 AM (a Monday turning into a Tuesday) After all the hoopla, I was a little disappointed in the looks of the talent. Some truly hardened faces could be seen, even in the dim light with the stupid disco ball. There were too many surgical enhancements there and the whorish get-ups were not to my taste (when is some lady going to figure out that some of us want to screw someone who looks like a lawyer or an office worker)? Also, the ratio was not so great, with lots of local fellows (albeit few NorthAmericans) With the constant loud music, it was difficult to practice my very poor Spanish.

But it only takes one. I sidled up to a very pretty blonde, small-boned Paraguayan sitting at the bar. A couple taller and stronger ladies kept dancing in front of me and joking with me. The blonde wanted 200 pesos, and I just did not have a good feeling from her: no sense of humor. So I changed my mind when she went to the ladies' room and made a 150 peso deal with one of the ladies who had been dancing in front of me. She had a great spirit, and she promised a lot. When she said that she had been a volleyball player, I lost it and off we went in a taxi to the local love hotel.

Christina was tall, strong, and very passionate, as it turned out. Personally I love it when a lady forgets the social context and just wants cock. Christina was selfish and just wanted more and more, into the Buenos Aires dawn and beyond. And, yes, she was generous in return when she did not have that thing inside her that was such a distraction. Christina might not be for everyone. For a tall, well-built woman, she has very small breasts. But after our showers, she put on a pair of jeans for her taxi ride home, and she looked absolutely great as she got into the taxi, with her good volleyball posture and her gorgeous ass that I had gotten to know so well. In the Palermo early light of morning, I felt great. I came to Argentina to have that feeling on the street this morning as she sat up straight in the taxi and gave me a little wave good-bye.

Member #4110

03-11-06, 14:30

I picked up two eager chicas last night between 3 and 4 AM (see Chica Management for descriptions of my threesome) Here are some things I experienced in the wild land of Crocodilo-based chicadom:

For some reason the price for the first drink was 40 pesos, not 30 as it had been a few nights before. A Friday night deal? In my horrible Spanish, I managed to complain about this to the thug at the door, and out of nowhere came some guy in a suit who let me in for free, with a statement that the "precio" would be "quarenta pesos en el futuro," or something like that.

The fee for the drink to get a chica out of the place also went up from 30 to 40 pesos.

The place was crowded, with lots of young chicos and almost as many chicas, many of whom looked pretty good. I've seen lots of older Argentinian men in clubs, but this is the first time I saw a lot of guys who looked like they were 17. I saw only a few gringos.

The guy who put me in a taxi demanded a propina in a rude way. I refused. But it is stressful to deal with this kind of thing (to me, at least)

The love hotel that had worked out so well for me earlier in the week was totally booked, so the taxi driver took us to another place, after much heated discussion between my two chicas and the driver. The driver asked for 15 pesos: good grief, for 15 pesos you can go to La Boca, and we had just gone around the corner in Palermo. I should have told him to put the meter on. I ended up giving him 10 (my chicas gave me no real support in this negotiation until I told them I would not have money for their propinas)

The love hotel wanted 60 pesos, because I had 2 chicas (double the regular price) I refused, flat out. I can get a cheaper love hotel in Toronto.

Back out on the street, we were on a very quiet street at 4:20 AM, with no taxis in sight and little groups of chicos walking in drunken formations while whistling at me and the chicas. Neither of the chicas had minutes on their cell phones to call a taxi. Good grief.

Finally a taxi came, and the chicas agreed to go to my apartmento near the Retiro (this was a big switch, because in prior negotiations, all the chicas at the Croc had insisted on love hotels, not my apartment. We got a real 7 peso taxi ride with the meter on, and the driver was delighted to get a little tip.

My doorman, a surly fellow at best, clearly disapproved of the chicas, and made them feel a little ashamed. That went away. I apologized that my little apartment was disorganizado, and they proceeded to distribute their clothes and underwear in every possible area in every room, with condoms flying here and there and towels and tissues dropped wherever they might drop.

My most important advice is to always have bottled water in your apartment. The first thing the chica will do is ask for water when she enters, in a little vasito. Don't even think of giving her tap water. The chica takes a sip and forgets about the glass, but it appears to be a matter of custom and basic politeness. Some chicas will accept wine or beer or juice, but most want the water.

They really appreciate clean towels, and a sparkling bidet is a chica's dream.

Rock Harders

03-12-06, 02:24

Mongers-

Although I am a big fan of this joint, I have to agree with Papa Benito to some extent. Cocodrilo is located in an otherwise residential area, away from the tourist zones, which means there are far less PFA's around to make sure local ruffians do not try to ruin your night. If you are old, or vulnerable / frail looking, and / or do not speak spanish so well, you could be asking for a hard time in this place. The cocodrilo definetly does not make the lion's share of its profits off gringos, so there is no incentive to cater to them as there is in places like Black and Madahos, ie no english speakers, skanky bathrooms, etc.

However, like I have said before, the Cocodrilo can be awesome if you manage to play your cards right. Very hot, fit girls can be had in here for between $100-$150 pesos for several hours, the girls are fun to dance and mess around with in the club, and there is no pressure to buy drinks for the chicas other than to actually get them out of the club. You should definetly watch your ass in this place, but it is by no means a tourist trap "clip joint" as many Recoleta area place are alleged to be.

Suerte,

Dirk Diggler

Lunico

03-12-06, 02:50

On my mugging that occured last November, I was coming back from the transitorio having unsuccesfully finished coitus with a smoking hot girl from Mar de Plata. She looked like kelly labrock. Anyway, it was my pain from my ankle that kept me from finishing and comming back from the transitorio to drop my date off, the cab driver, a guy with MANY tattoo's and a white longshore man's cap asked me if I wanted to go to las pompitas. I believe he had something to do with my mugging. Can't prove it, but if I were a betting man, I'd put money that he tipped off ruffians at pampitas knowing it only be open for 15 minutes and that my gimpy drunken a** had coin. Yup, So I'll still go to Cocodrillo, just not by lonesome.

MarcoKool

03-14-06, 23:54

Ok, there are enough OK-looking, 5-6, girls in Cocodrilo (Monday nite, it was)

But they won't get sweet on you, on stage. No kissing in public, that's their motto, looks like!

So, how are you bloody supposed to check their spirits? See if they'll be good, hot, later on?

Also, careful with the skinny Blond looking like a Scandinavian Emmanuelle. She's very nervous, nail-biting, mean-spirited and in a hurry.

So, you'd rather go to Hook, I think! You'll have fondling and more fun.

Flexible Horn

03-15-06, 12:40

Someone is going to get hurt out there. Is it really worth the risks?I don't think this club is as bad as people are making out.

Ok being 6ft 3ins and 300+ pounds may deter some idiot trying his luck with me I still take steps to secure my safety.

The most important things I do to feel safe is;

Under NO circumstances will I take a NON radio taxi, NEVER NEVER NEVER!

Back in my apartment I will take a drink but I will never leave the room without the drink (so as not to give the chica a chance to drug me)

As with any club dont take risks.

FH

Member #4110

03-15-06, 12:55

Bold Focker

03-15-06, 23:46

El Perro

03-16-06, 00:24

When I am out hunting for the ladies, and when I am with the ladies, I never drink alcohol. For me, alcohol dulls my safety judgment, and it even detracts from sexual feeling. My guess is that that chica's appreciation of my sobriety might save me some pesos in the negotations. Only after I leave the chica do I have some good wine or beer; I have the ritual of eating, drinking, and reflecting on the time I spent with the chica. Please understand that I am not saying that my way is better than others'; I am only stating my personal preference.I like to bathe their assholes in Campari and lick it off while we watch porn, but hey, that's just me.

The dog

Moore

03-16-06, 02:24

When I am out hunting for the ladies, and when I am with the ladies, I never drink alcohol. For me, alcohol dulls my safety judgment, and it even detracts from sexual feeling. My guess is that that chica's appreciation of my sobriety might save me some pesos in the negotations.My personal code is never go out whoaring (whoares or amateurs) without a reasonable beer buzz.

Like driving, skiing, and playing pool, some skills improve with a 7-10 % blood alcohol level.

Also I've had some great luck in some dodgy places that I might not have entered sober. If being ripped-off/rolled is a concern, then I am probably like most guys in the sense that I am probably better left alone when under the influence than when sober.

But never make a decision (financial, professional) under the influence of even 2 beers.

Rock Harders

03-16-06, 02:52

Mongers-

As a person of 100% Irish descent, I find it hard not to go out on the town and tie a monster load on from time to time. The times I end up in search of professional poontang I am almost always under the influence of several beers and / or a bottle of Grand Marnier. My usual MO for working the regular girl scene is to go out, start drinking heavily, get the chicas in my vicinity to start drinking heavily, work the "chamuyo", take them back to my apartment. When I strike out, I drink more, then head to Cocodrilo. I almost have to be under the influence to go out and get the P4P, when sober I would reason to myself, "why pay for something I can get for free? Maybe we should start a thread to hold this type of info under "Personal Mongering Habits".

Happy Saint Patrick's Day,

Dirk Diggler

Moore

03-16-06, 03:10

My usual MO for working the regular girl scene is to go out, start drinking heavily, get the chicas in my vicinity to start drinking heavily, work the "chamuyo", take them back to my apartment. A normal MO, except how does one teach an Argentine, woman or man, to drink? They see me drink two 330ml Heinekens in a row and think I'm from another planet. By the 5th they are convinced.

I used to work with an Argentine guy here (he worked for me) that was probably 6-5, 250 and would force him to drink with me occasionally. 3 beers and this dude was sick and silly. I have been in Envidia and seen guys order one 500ml Bud and 4 glasses - thats enough for the whole table of friends.

Of course I had never seen someone smoke 5 Marlboro Reds per hour before moving here.

Rock Harders

03-16-06, 04:01

Moore-

You would be surprised how easy it is to get the Argies, both male and female to start throwing them back more than they are accustomed to. For example, from time to time, I have maybe 8 people over my pad, 4 girls and 3 males other than myself. The key is to find out exactly what the girls love to drink and stock up on large quanities of it. Some of my "regulars" love Corona, Bailey's Irish Cream, and Chandon Champagne. When I have them over, I always make sure there is at least 2-6 packs of Corona in my fridge, along with a liter of Bailey's and 2 bottle's of Chandon. The Argie males see the females indulging and will follow suit, and before you know it, you've got a very interesting situation brewing.

Drawing on my significant well of experience in these situations, this combination of beverages will work on nearly any group of regular Argentine girls- these particular beverages are not polarizing and are seen as "exotic" and as such desirable, and help to lower the inhibitions of the regular mujeres.

Suerte,

Dirk Diggler

Dickhead

03-16-06, 12:40

IME Bailey's is dangerous as I have seen it make a few "round trips" in the course of my experience with chicas drinking. And if they mix Bailey's and beer they give entire new meaning to the term "blowing foam."

Party BMW

03-16-06, 16:44

Very nice memories. Had her on my trip in October 2004 and August 2005. Picked her up last at Cocodrillo at 5:30am, gave her my phone, showed up at 7:00 am at my place. Here is a photo from August.

Four night lefts in BA, and I went to Cocodrillos. I got there about 04:30, and the place was buzzing! Plenty of average chicas, but the one that caught my eye was called Noelia. (this was back in Nov. 05)

As I have no Spanish, I got out my pda and wrote "200p I hour" To my surprise she agreed. Usual thing drink taxi (if you buy a chica a drink you get one yourself free, well I did anyway) and back to my hotel.

Was not the best experience I have had, just felt it was a little rushed, I think she wanted to get back to have another bash at cocodrillo.

It could not have been that bad as I got someone @ El Alamo to arrange another meeting. Did not discuss a price, which was a mistake. The second time she wanted 300p. I agreed as I was my last pop in BA, and the body is fantastic.

Sorry about poor photos did it on PDA!

Desperado999

03-17-06, 02:06

Party BMW. Post some more pics of this gal as it got away from me.

Cali

Big Bob 7

03-18-06, 03:37

Four night lefts in BA, and I went to Cocodrillos. I got there about 04:30, and the place was buzzing! Plenty of average chicas, but the one that caught my eye was called Noelia. (this was back in Nov. 05)

As I have no Spanish, I got out my pda and wrote "200p I hour" To my surprise she agreed. Usual thing drink taxi (if you buy a chica a drink you get one yourself free, well I did anyway) and back to my hotel.

Was not the best experience I have had, just felt it was a little rushed, I think she wanted to get back to have another bash at cocodrillo.

It could not have been that bad as I got someone @ El Alamo to arrange another meeting. Did not discuss a price, which was a mistake. The second time she wanted 300p. I agreed as I was my last pop in BA, and the body is fantastic.

Sorry about poor photos did it on PDA!I need some advice with regard to how to work this scene. I just came from Costa Rica and I have an apartment here and am going to be staying a few months. So far I have only pulled one chica in B. A. And I did it at Cocodrillo. She told me that she usually works at Excedra. I thought that she was smoking and I felt like I really hit it off with her at the club after dancing with her and talking with her etc. We went to the hotel and the date was, for me, lackluster. I mean to me it just wasn't worth the money. It wasn't terrible. It wasn't like she made promises that she didn't keep or like I popped and she got up right away and left but to me what I've seen of the scene here seems to be pretty sad. I have seen some girls working here who would have been laughed out of a bar in Costa Rica and they are asking for 200p. It seems as if the average woman on the street is like 10 times hotter than the working girls. What gives? Why does everyone act like this is such a hot mongering destination? I hope to God that there is something that I am missing.

Rock Harders

03-18-06, 04:53

Moore-

Believe it or not, close to 60%(or more, according to my Atlas) of Costarricenses are comprised of European ethnic stock. Generally, you are right that Central Americans are mostly indigenous, especially from Nicaragua, Guatamala, El Salvador, and Honduras. I have not been to Costa Rica, so I cannot comment on the quality of the poontang available there, either professional or amateur.

I think part of the answer to Big Bob 7's inquiry about why the regular Portenas are "10 times" than working girls is simple. Argentina is not a hardcore third world country as Costa Rica is. Although close to 40% of the population lives in poverty, there are opportunities here for women other than hooking. Females get alot more respect here than in more "macho" third world Latin countries. Also, say 10 years ago, the poverty level in this country was nowhere near what it became after the Dec. 2001 meltdown. In general, I think most of the immaculate beauties of Argentina, and Buenos Aires I particular, are fairly educated and have the hope and confidence that they can succeed in making a living either on their own or by meeting a rich guy to take care of them- and we all know that there are actually LOTS of rich people in Argentina- just not so in the professional employee middle class as in the USA.

Suerte,

Dirk Diggler

El Perro

03-18-06, 11:29

I need some advice with regard to how to work this scene. I just came from Costa Rica and I have an apartment here and am going to be staying a few months. So far I have only pulled one chica in be. A. And I did it at Cocodrillo. She told me that she usually works at Excedra. I thought that she was smoking and I felt like I really hit it off with her at the club after dancing with her and talking with her etc. We went to the hotel and the date was, for me, lackluster. I mean to me it just wasn't worth the money. It wasn't terrible. It wasn't like she made promises that she didn't keep or like I popped and she got up right away and left but to me what I've seen of the scene here seems to be pretty sad. I have seen some girls working here who would have been laughed out of a bar in Costa Rica and they are asking for 200p. It seems as if the average woman on the street is like 10 times hotter than the working girls. What gives? Why does everyone act like this is such a hot mongering destination? I hope to God that there is something that I am missing.If you are going to be here a few months that ought to give you enough time to find the right place for you. If I were you, I would monitor the board closely and try a variety of venues-boliches, cafes, privados, escort services, the works. I have not found truly gorgeous women for PFP here, but there are many attractive women out there. My guess is that utilizing Roxanne's services would be a good idea as well.

Easy Go

03-18-06, 14:54

I'm tempted to try Roxanne.You misunderstand Roxana's services. You give her a name, number, budget, and where / when / what. She contacts the girl and makes the arrangements. If a different girl shows up, Roxana had nothing to do with it although she will try and help you sort it out.

Some of the girls listed are "exclusive" with Roxana which just means that they don't want to deal with guys calling them at all hours.

If you are worried about a switch, have Roxana tell the girl that if somebody else shows up, you'll send her away with nothing. It's never happened to me with her appointments but I'm sure it happens sometimes. I think girls understand that Roxana's recommendations mean something so they are less likely to try and pull something.

Jackson

03-19-06, 16:10

Greetings Everyone,

The Argentina vs Costa Rica discussion was moved to it's own thread at http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/showthread.php?t=2751

Thanks,

Jackson

Daddy Rulz

04-02-06, 14:09

Poppa was right, she does go to Excedra. She was sitting with the other plastic girl with the long blond dreadlocks. I'm into the two girl thing so I approached. Was quoted 300 P cada una for a "show" Daddy laughed and walked away.

Four night lefts in BA, and I went to Cocodrillos. I got there about 04:30, and the place was buzzing! Plenty of average chicas, but the one that caught my eye was called Noelia. (this was back in Nov. 05)

As I have no Spanish, I got out my pda and wrote "200p I hour" To my surprise she agreed. Usual thing drink taxi (if you buy a chica a drink you get one yourself free, well I did anyway) and back to my hotel.

Was not the best experience I have had, just felt it was a little rushed, I think she wanted to get back to have another bash at cocodrillo.

It could not have been that bad as I got someone @ El Alamo to arrange another meeting. Did not discuss a price, which was a mistake. The second time she wanted 300p. I agreed as I was my last pop in BA, and the body is fantastic.

Sorry about poor photos did it on PDA!

Rock Harders

04-23-06, 08:12

Mongers,

Made a late night trip to the Cocodrilo (5am) with a fellow young monger buddy. Very slim pickins' at this hour, maybe 15-20 girls and not very many men in the place. The shit had hit the fan with the two regular girls that my buddy and I were hanging out with so we decided a Coco trip was in order. I chose a 21 year old girl named Sol, about a 6, nothing too crazy, but she was eager and agreed to a $120 AR price. My buddy pussed out and did not take home a girl. Anyway, Sol was very fun and into it, made her take a shower prior to sexo at my apartment, followed by sex in several positions for about 35 minutes. This girl was probably 5'4", nice ass and decent tits, neither outstanding just a regular looking Argentine girl. Admitted to having a two year old son (said she is having his second birthday party today) Nevertheless, a good, young, unmolested body that provided just what I needed on this night. I know that this girl enjoyed the experience because she never asked for any money (I gave it to her after I let her out of my building, and she didnt count the money) and she did not attempt to ask for taxi fare. She said she lives in Once with her sister who was also working at the Cocodrilo. Overall I recommend for a good, relatively cheap fuck.

Suerte,

Dirk Diggler

Kdog923

05-02-06, 13:45

Been coming here for a year, and I like the talent here for the most part. I have a regular girl I see from here outside the club and so I am now kind of restricted to her when I go to Coco. I will say that this last visit I saw a couple new girls that were super-hot pieces of ASS. There is a little brunette spinner with sweet titties that I just think is the cutest girl in BA, god damn I wish I could fuck her, but she is off limits. The night I was there she was wiggling her boobies and ass in front of this group of guys and they moved away from her. After, I told her those guys are obviously all pillow biters and she thought that was funny and laughed and moved in close, however I got busted and my regular girl moved in and put the Kibosh on that! Also, there are two Platnium blondes that usually hang out mid bar and we call them the doublemint twins. These two are pros, and will suck every friggin penny of money out of you if you let them. Finally there is a beautiful skinny blonde neamed Andrea that usually wears white stretch pants and a push-up halter top that my buddy banged. He had an unbelievable experience with her on his last trip.

Rock Harders

05-29-06, 22:36

Mongers-

Made a stop in here two saturdays ago with two buddies and a female co-worker of mine. One of the guys I was with had no experience in these sorts of places and immediately got picked up by a nasty gatita that tricked him into buying her a drink (we had just arrived, and I did not have a chance to warn the guy about how things work) Anyway, there was a decent selection of chicas, and we got in admission free and got discounts on our drinks because the female co-worker of mine used to be "friends" with Omar, the owner of Coco.

I had a decent load going, and I was really into the girl dancing on the pole, so I went over and confirmed with the manager that the girl was available for a $150 peso copa, and he agreed to send her over after she was finished dancing her routine. If anybody has ever seen the film Closer, this girl looked almost exactly like Natalie Portman in the strip club scenes, minus the wig. Anyway, I am getting ready to spend an obscene amount of money, the girl comes over we bullshit, and I try to talk price and she says she is not a *****, only a "bailarina". I was disappointed but I also felt like a dick, but I suppose what can she really expect dancing in a whoarehouse. Needless to say, I was letdown and after hanging out for another half hour, my crew and I hit the road empty handed.

Suerte,

Dirk Diggler

Marak5

06-02-06, 06:07

Maybe 3 hot girls in the place. I saw them turning guys down.

Many ugly girls in street clothes.

Good chance you will get robbed in here.

Took them 25 minutes to give me change on a 50.

Will not repeat.

JuanitoSanchez

06-22-06, 20:41

A couple of months ago passed by the place late on a Thursday evening. A real mix as ever, but eventually settled on a cute Ukrainian chica called Irena, blonde, nice body, and good vibe, unlike many of the other "cara de culo" girls there. Good sex back at my house with excellent BJ, the girl was good fun and not a clockwatcher. Cost $150 pesos. Recommended.

Juan

Doubter4444

06-30-06, 20:08

I stopped by Cocodrillo early Sunday night (12 midnight) and it was dead. I'd never been there before. It sucked. Maybe 5 girls <6, all talking to door / bar / whatever people, and two poor other fish out of water. Downed my free (right! Drink that I got with admission and left. When to Mahados.

Don't think I'll be back, as the other places seems much more alive and friendlier.

Dickhead

06-30-06, 21:00

Midnight is way too early for that place. I know that sounds strange but it's true.

Rock Harders

07-14-06, 15:58

Mongers,

Floated into this place last night around 4:30am with two buddies (one male one female) in search of a good time. The male buddy had yet to experience the Buenos Aires p4p scene and was so excited by the prospect that all the girls were available for "take out" that he almost did not know what to do with himself. Anyway, lots of doable talent in this place (from my numerous trips to Cocodrilo Thursday nights are always the best) including some faces I had never seen before. I saw and briefly conversed with a Brasiliera named Claudia who I gave a warning report on months ago in either the New Port or Madahos thread- she used to work at Madahos, got kicked out, then was working at New Port for a time. She tried to rip off my buddy by attempting to change the prices back at his place after services concluded. She is hot, but has 5 kids and is totally washed up in my opinion.

I was happy to see that a favorite of mine was working (she has reduced herself to only spot appearances every now and then, I think she saved a ton of money and doesn't need to work much) but unfortunatly she was monopolized by some fat loser Argentine that the owner of Cocodrilo, Omar, ordered her to entertain. Oh well. The Natalie Portman clone was dancing on the bar as usual and that brought back bitterness to the time she told me she wasnt a whoare and couldn't be bought.

In summation I did not throw down any monetary offers because the only two I was interested in were unavailable and I had just gotten laid at 11:30 PM by my current non pro so the urge to pull a chica no matter what was lacking. I do continue to recommend this place to those willing to stay up late and "party" in a much more lively atmosphere than the other boliches.

Suerte,

Dirk Diggler

SanteFe

08-19-06, 16:42

I ran into a similar situation as Dirk reported. There was one SP I became fixated on from the moment I saw her and there was no one else there to really compete. Again she was so popular that there was never a chance to talk with her. Was approached by a SP twice. One, just before she got her coat to leave early, it was only 6:30 am, tried to convince me to take her. No price was discussed. Then a dominican tried to talk me into pulling her just before I left at 8:00 am. She was asking for 200p. As luck would have it the one I was interested in dissappeared during my one bathroom break. I may go back on a Thursday like Dirk suggests mostly to see if I can find the same SP again. The girls at Maluco Beleza were generally better looking I thought.

SanteFe

08-19-06, 21:39

But when they are on an off night maybe they hang up their aggressive attitude and dress and blend in so well you can't see them. My opinion is that it is a non working girl place, strictly non p4p.

Cameron

08-20-06, 02:49

Hi,

I just found this forum recently. I went to BA about a year ago and a taxi driver took my friend and I to Cocodrillo. The taxi driver recommended one of his friends, Carolina. She is short (5 feet) brown hair and huge breasts. They are real. Negotiated 150 pesos and off to my apt we went. The session was pretty good with a CBJ and we tried multiple positions. Definitely not a clock watcher. I had such a good time, I tipped her 50 pesos on top of the 150.

I know you are not suppose to let the girl out of your sight for one second but she said she was hungry and being naive, I went to kitchen to get her something. I must have been gone for five minutes. When I came back, I checked the drawers to make sure my wallet and money was still there. However, it wasn't until she left that I found out my glasses (I was wearing contacts) were stolen.

I just want to send out a message to be careful of her and some girls in general. She was smart in that she left the money in my wallet and took my glasses.

Best.

Cameron

Thomaso276

08-20-06, 13:02

Cameron, pleeease! Why would a girl steal your glasses and not your money? Is there a big black market in used glasses here in BA? You probably misplaced them.

Did you check your ashtrays?

JustGotBack

08-20-06, 18:11

Maybe she needed a pair and it was coincidental that they have the same prescription.

Cameron, pleeease! Why would a gilr steal your glasses and not your money? Is there a big black market in used glasses here in BA? You probably misplaced them.

Did you check your ashtrays?

Geo Eye

08-21-06, 11:04

Camaron, come on you know how many women 5ft tall with big breasts named CAROLINA there are.

Rock Harders

09-14-06, 04:44

Mongers,

Made a trip in here about 4am on Tuesday night in a quest to fulfil my unquenchable thirst for variety. Not too crowded at this point, and not too many exciting chicas available for test drive. As the clock moved closer to 5am more girls started to come in, and the selection improved somewhat. A short chica, probably about 30 years old with a super fit (though lacking big tits) body approached me as soon as she walked in the door (she was working at Black earlier in the night) and made it clear she wanted me to take her home. I was hesitant for the first 20 minutes of dialogue, but after I looked around and compared her hard and fit body to the other chicas around I decided to seal the deal. I had informed her in my conversation that I know the prices at Black are tourist ripoffs, she acknowledged this, and when I finally asked her how much she wanted for her services she started at $200 AR. I said no, she asks ¨"is that expensive for you" and then she throws out $150AR which I accept.

As we leave the club, I tell her we are walking a block down the road to get a taxi because the cabs in front of Coco are ladrones, she laughs and acknowledges the validity of my statement.

We get back to my apartment and she offers to give me a massage with oil, which I naturally accept. After a nice massage, we get to the sex, very good cbj, but uncovered ball-perineum licking before the rubber went on. This girl just could not get enough, she wanted to keep on fucking, normally I just fuck the whoares once and kick them out, but this girl was so good she got me to fuck her three times within an hour and a half. The chit chat revealed interesting insights on Black, she says she always gets at least $200 USD in Black and has suckered as much as $500 USD out of a guy, and believe me this girl is not THAT hot, I wouldn't go out in public with her. She says she normally finds out where the potential client is staying in conversation (she speaks minimal and rough english, not an issue as I speak castellano) and if they are kingfish from the Alvear, Hyatt, Four Seasons, and Faena she knows she can go for well upward of $200 USD. Some very interesting insights on how much visitors to Buenos Aires really are willing to pay for basically mediocre prostitutes (which I would judge this particular women) Overall a very good experience, well worth the money, a nice change from my non pro girlfriend. By the way, the girls name is Lorena and she is Paraguayan.

Suerte,

Dirk Diggler

Rock Harders

11-29-06, 07:05

Mongers-

Went into Cocodrilo tonight after nearly a month's hiatus. I went in not expecting much, as the last 3 or so times I ventured in the quality was seriously lacking. This time pretty busy because some famous Argentine singer and television personality were putting on some sort of show which proved to be mildly entertaining. I went in looking for a old favorite but she was nowhere to be found. Another retread taps me on the shoulder, and there she was, a 23 year old named Sol that I slayed many months back (see report) I also saw the girl I banged in the previous Coco report but no words were exchanged. After looking around for 20 minutes or so, I said fuck it and told ¨Sol¨to get her things and lets go. Then, as ¨Sol¨is upstairs getting her things, in walks my first and favorite professional of all time ¨Lorena¨. I felt bad for Sol and it was obvious that Lorena had just got back from being with a cliente and I know she gets several every night she works, so I did the right thing and kept the deal I made with Sol.

We arrive at my apartment and I send her immediatly to the shower. Upon disrobing, she was just not that hot to tell you the truth. The last time I slayed her I was fully loaded and remembered a good time. This time was nothing to get excited about, nice girl, willing, but I have been so spoiled by my regular nonpro girlfriend condomless sex that I just wasnt into it too much. Nevertheless, once we got underway I made sure I banged her as hard as I could in a way that I can't to my girlfriend and hard enough that those fake noises in the beginning became real moans of pain by the end. Also, there was an unpleasant smell going on and her pussy was so loose in comparison to what I have become accustomed to that to quote Jackson's evaluation of Miss Sol's pussy (funny coinicidence with both being named Sol) ¨it felt like it was in a can of soup¨. There was a little blood on my condom after I pulled out a a trace on my sheets. I yelled at her and she said she didn't know why there was a little blood.

Ruffled feathers were smoothed when she gave me a nice 30 minute head to toe massage afterwards. When I had enough, I told her so, gave her $120 AR (no price discussed at Coco) and let her out into the morning light.

Would never ever repeat.

Suerte,

Dirk Diggler

Rock Harders

12-18-06, 05:13

Mongers-

Made a late night stop here last Wednesday night with my visiting cousin after spending time in Madahos earlier (see thread) Arrived around 4:30am and was met by a packed house and some of the finest talent, quantity and quality wise, that I have ever seen in this place, bar none. I immediatly spot my first and favorite pro Lorena, and I tell her to dance a bit and we will leave in 20 minutes. Meanwhile, my cousin (who has already banged a girl out of Madahos) goes upstairs for a smoke and is talked into taking home two very young looking girls who claim to be cousins. So the five of us go back to my apartment for a party.

The session with Lorena was good as usual, her pussy was remarkably tight, and her tits as fun as ever. I was feeling charitable so I gave her $150 AR on her way out. The two girls my cousin banged ended up being total skanky pigs, shitty bodies with smelling pussies. Total price for the pair $250 AR.

Suerte,

Dirk Diggler

IrishPussyMan

02-02-07, 17:34

Irishpussyman Got his revenge on a BA chica last night. After agreeing to BBBJ in the club she changed her mind once back in the room, so after plouging the ass off her for good 20 minutes got her to give a little ball licking action as she would not suck without and then when Irishpussyman was ready to shot the cream he kept very quiet and blasted her all over her HAIR, this = 1 pissed off chica and 1 happy IrishPussyman.

Happy hunting

Hunt99

02-02-07, 17:38

SexMachine

02-03-07, 16:37

Picked up Veronica yesterday around 5 AM. AR $200 for 1.5 Hrs. 30 Pesos to enter with a drink and 40 pesos for chica drink. Very young, no more than 20 Years. Amazing sex. Very hot, wild and sweaty. Will repeat but on second thought, there are too many others to pick from.

Member #1036

02-15-07, 12:00

I decided to go by here after >I left Salome for a preview. I got hit with a 40 peso entry fee which includes a drink but I think the doorman fucked me as when I gave a 50 bill and we went upstairs for change the bartender gave him a bill and then the doorman says not right change. Oh well.

Anyways at 4 am this place is packed. Tons of girls and guys but quality wise I would rate this nothing like what was previously reported. Lots of washed up and young out of shape women. Sure, here and there a few hotties but nothing to write home about. Didn't take anyone out and the girls don't hassle you to much. No waitresses here.

Pretty good floor show with the lesbian thing. 2 plastic made girls with big lousy boob jobs but pretty faces and hardbodies. They french kiss and suck on each other nipples and crap but pretty entertaining. Stayed to 5 30 and girls were still coming in but still only small number of cuties for me.

Flexible Horn

02-17-07, 13:39

Took my mate here last night 30 pesos entry same as before, he did try the old 40 pesos gringo price I just told him in my cockney accent that I pay 30 pesos.

Good selection last night 3 or 4 I would say where 8s, the only downside was after spending 6 months in total in BsAs I saw my 1st fight in a club.

Both guys where bleeding so it was more than handbags, shame as I really like this club as its so different from all the other clubs.

This club will probably not suit everybody, loud music, crowded but if your young at heart I would give it at least a try.

FH

Marco Porteño

03-09-07, 13:23

Daddy Rulz

03-09-07, 14:15

Apparently one of the female Gran Hermano contestants that was recently voted out, Nadia, is working at this place. She has 2 kids and looks quite hot. Rumor has it that Diego Maradona visits this club and that he had a brief affair with her.Once fat, once skinny always with a huge crowd. Can you imagine what would be in the press in the EEUU if say Jordan was partying in a club like that.

Hunt99

03-09-07, 14:24

Can you imagine what would be in the press in the EEUU if say Jordan was partying in a club like that.You mean to say he doesn't? What planet have you been living on, amigo?

Daddy Rulz

03-09-07, 21:24

El Perro

03-09-07, 21:32

Don't really know what Jordon does, I was just thinking after seeing Diego (he and I are good friends) there, that in the States somebody would have called the news and there would have been a live broadcast. Here it was just "mida alla Maradonna." I seem to recall something about Jordan screwing around but nothing about him in a hooker bar. I will admit the last time I checked the news from the States though was before you sat for the bar.There would be a much better chance of running into Mikey at the Alamo poker hootenanny. He is a noted gambling fanatic. He might screw up "the curve" though.

Hunt99

03-09-07, 21:32

Don't really know what Jordon does, I was just thinking after seeing Diego (he and I are good friends) there, that in the States somebody would have called the news and there would have been a live broadcast. Here it was just "mida alla Maradonna." I seem to recall something about Jordan screwing around but nothing about him in a hooker bar. I will admit the last time I checked the news from the States though was before you sat for the bar.I've sat at many a bar, Daddy. I've even been thrown out of a few. NBA players are very regular attendees at "Gentlemen's Clubs," I have seen several of them from the Nuggets with my own eyes at a place in Detroit. I was there strictly for sociological purposes, you understand.

Flexible Horn

03-09-07, 22:18

Once fat, once skinny always with a huge crowd. Can you imagine what would be in the press in the EEUU if say Jordan was partying in a club like that.This 'Jordan' guy is he some American sportsman?

BadMan

03-09-07, 22:18

Not to be rude or anything guys but how soon we forget, this stuff happens on a regular basis, and every now and then it DOES appear on the news, but who cares really, as long as it's consensual you won't hear too much about it because, sports stars are SUPPOSED to bang as many women as they can.

http://archives.cnn.com/2001/LAW/05/13/gold.club.trial/index.html

Here are just a few quotes:

" Prosecutors are expected to argue that Gold Club managers fleeced credit card users, bribed police and paid strippers to have sex with high-profile athletes to boost the club's reputation as a celebrity night spot.

The indictment accuses Kaplan of prostitution, credit card fraud, obstruction of justice, extortion, money laundering, bribing police and paying protection money to the New York-based Gambino organized crime family, headed by convicted mobsters John Gotti and his son.

On the witness list are several star athletes who are expected to testify they had sex with Gold Club strippers. CNN has learned these will include NBA stars Patrick Ewing, Dikembe Mutombo, former basketball player Dennis Rodman, and football stars Terrell Davis and Jamal Anderson. "

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Bad

BadMan

03-09-07, 22:23

http://archives.cnn.com/2001/LAW/08/02/gold.club/index.html

Quotes:

"Kaplan, 42, pleaded guilty to participating in activities involving a pattern of racketeering, failure to report a felony he had observed -- prostitution -- and credit card fraud.

Basketball star Patrick Ewing and Atlanta Braves player Andruw Jones both testified about having sex with Gold Club dancers who were paid for their services -- Ewing on the club premises and Jones at a nearby hotel. Jones said Kaplan was present when he had intercourse with two women. "

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Bad

Big Bob 7

03-09-07, 22:39

When I first came to Buenos Aires I lost my BA virginity at this place. The girl that I was with had been with Maradonna. She was really beautiful at the club but then when we got to the transitorio it seemed as if in a matter of minutes she was able to somehow peel of any vestiges of what had attracted me to her in the first place at the club. I expected to go in the bathroom and find a full body costume of the girl that I had been talking to in the club laying on the floor at my ankles. Her tits and her hair disapeared and were replaced by a beer gut and a c-section scar which was about 2 miles wide and protruding away from her body by about a foot. She showed me some pics of the two of them together on her cell phone. She was really proud of the fact that she had milked that celebrity cock. I hoped that she gave him better service than she did me. She was nice but she couldn't blow and the whole experience was just average. I wonder if it is the same girl. If not, now we know that he probably goes there pretty often.

Daddy Rulz

03-09-07, 22:45

I remember that about the titty bars and those guys and do understand that a lot of titty bars are thinly disguised cathouses. My point was that Cocodrillo disguises nothing, He's a huge star, and in the States the news would be waiting for him when He came out.

My whole point is I like how much more accepting they are here. It wasn't an attempt to find fault with Argentina, nor Argentinians. My dislike for the false morality in the EEUU is obvious by my choice to live here.

My only response to Sports Stars and the pussy available to them is envy.

Mahal

03-21-07, 16:01

Went to Cocodrillo last week and really liked the place. Unlike many other clubs this one actually looked more like a disco, almost like a micro "Help" for those familiar with the infamous Copacabana discotheque.

Cover charge was ARS 40 or 50 including 1 drink and on the way the taxi driver mentioned this was the best club in BA, Maradonna etc. Anyway I liked the place though I found it expensive, further drinks are the same price as the entrance fee.

There were about 25 girls, half of them quite beautiful, the majority blonde and several catering to a group of young guys drinking bottles of champagne. I stood at the bar and was first approached by an ugly creature who offered me a "full body tongue bath" if I went with her. I passed nevertheless, not drunk enough for that. Then a better looking, though not great, Paraguayan engaged a conversation, started rubbing and soon enough I was ready to go with her. I asked for her price and she said ARS 600! I laughed and said thanks but no thanks, shocked at how high she started. We quickly came down to ARS 300, which was still too much but she said she would stay the night. Once outside the club she wanted to go to the transitorio, which kind of figured as far as TLN. I knew then I should have dropped her right after she said $600 but I did not want to go back inside + it was getting late, 5AM or so and most of the cute girls had left.

Classic tourist trap, done in 45 minutes, nothing fancy, CBJ and then she tried getting a tip and money for the taxi on top of her 300. I kicked her out of my room. Not a good experience.

Flexible Horn

03-21-07, 17:04

Rock Harders

03-21-07, 18:49

Mongers,

I have been to this club no less than 50 times and I have never paid the guy at the door to get in. You just need to walk past the guy like you know what you are doing and he will say nothing. Prices for drinks depend on what is being ordered; a bottle of water is $20 AR, a beer or mixed drink $30 AR. Chica drinks are $40 AR, and are absolutely not mandatory to get a chica to leave with you, as this place is filled with random girls that come to work after striking out at other boliches / coffeeshops and there is no control over the girls. Never ever pay more than $150 AR in here, at an absolute maximum, try $120-$130 first. This is NOT a tourist place at all, 99% of the clients are locals, and the prevailing prices exhibit this. Also the best nights in here are Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday- after 4am- Friday and Saturday are generally hit or miss in here, sometimes its awesome, sometimes awful.

Suerte,

Dirk Diggler

Mahal

03-22-07, 06:16

Dirk Diggler and Flexible Horn, thank you for your comments. I will be more dilligent in reading the forum before going in the future. Actually from the prices you mention, it sounds like Cocodrillos should be one of the better deals in BA as far as clubs go, that is if you find the right chica.

SexMachine

04-14-07, 19:27

So we walked in at just past 3AM and there are probably 80 guys and 10 girls. What the Fuck! None of the girls were pretty either. We were there for about 30 minutes and saw some more girls walk in but nothing too exciting. What a waste of a fucking night? I have been here many times before but never seen it this bad. I think they had some kind of a bachelor party and thus, too many guys in there.

Daddy Rulz

04-14-07, 19:56

Rock Harders

04-16-07, 08:50

Mongers-

Made a stop in here this past Saturday night at around 4:30 am in search of a specific chica that I felt like banging. A quick chat with the doorguy revealed that as usual on weekends there were not many chicas but I went in anyway hoping my chica would be there. There were only about 10 chicas in attendance and alot of guys, so I figured I'd hang out for half an hour and see if Lorena appeared. Low and behold, she walked in after about 10 minutes and I quickly told her that it was time to head to my apartment. As usual, paid the $120 AR price and got a little over two hours of service, which included all the usual BBBJ, various sexual positions, and a nice half hour firm massage. This chica has some serious power in those hands and strong shoulders, if I ever knocked her up our kid would be an olympian.

As usual, a good value performance from a very familiar chica (about 10 times over a year and a half) but the scene at Cocodrilo was sad. This place is reasonably dependable Tuesday-Thursday, but other days are just hit or miss.

Suerte,

Dirk Diggler

Kdog923

04-30-07, 22:44

Are they closed on Sundays? They never used to be. Went there last night, place was dark. Bummer!

Aramis Col

05-03-07, 16:48

Fifth Night Club Cocodrillo.

Cover 40 pesos is very expensive for which it offers normally. But yesterday there were some pretty girls. It was full of girls, some very interesting. Just to enter I found a girl who.

Worked in Affaire, Cattos, Exedra and now is in Cocodrillo: Sabrina, fake blond, she has a very good service, complete. Very complete. So after inviting a glass to her (40 pesos) we went to the department.

Shorttimer

05-08-07, 19:23

Looks like they are closed on Monday also. Went there yesterday, it was dark.

Are they closed on Sundays? They never used to be. Went there last night, place was dark. Bummer!

Aramis Col

05-09-07, 01:35

No Cocodrillo was open yesterday, but they closed early.

Regards

AKAPartyMan

05-12-07, 17:44

Geo Eye

05-12-07, 20:55

Hey guys,

I just arrived in BA last night with a few mates, and got RAPED in Corodilo's last night!

First of all, they charged us 50pesos to get in each, and then we bought a bottle of Johnnie Walker Black, which was not too bad.

The kicker came when we ordered 2 1ltr bottles of coke and one small can of quilmes. The total came to $100USD!

Ridicolous!

The girls were ok in there, $150pesos did the trick.

Any places you recommend tonight?

Cheers,

AkaPartymanIf you are a gringo and do not speak a word of SPANISH, you will continue to get RAPED. It is just the argentine way, they are dishonest people, and that is why the wheels are falling off thier economy.

Having said that, question all charges, and negoiate everything. Believe me when I tell you, there is a price for the Gringo and a price for their countryman. You can have a great time just remember, most Argentine are dishonest, but to be able to fuck a 20 yr old model for 50 us, is what it is all about.

Good luck fellow dog

Jack 24

05-20-07, 09:35

I went last Saturday night and buffaloed my way past the 40 peso entrance fee by saying I never paid before (got that tip from this thread)

Had a good time but was too tired to pull anyone by 3 am because it was my first day and I was trying to pull chicas all day for 150 p to no avail based on what I read on this board.

Went in Wednesday night, confronted by some different fucker who wanted 50 p. I paid it but it includes a drink.

Haven't paid entry fee since, guy likes me now.

Drinks are 30 p; for gringo guys? I don't know.

But, I go in and sit next to some guy who ends up pouring me champagne all night and offering me pizza later in the night.

Had a great time.

Pulled some chick for 200 p who wanted money up front at my hotel so I kicked her out.

Pulled a hottie named natalia Thursday night.

She wanted money up front but someone on the board told me that that they're not necessarily trying to rip you off, but many guys fuck them and don't pay, so I argued with her for a while and assured her I would pay.

Ended up having a lot of fun with her.

Short, dark hair; knockout body, sweet pussy, 22, great fucking.

I was worried about the time because I thought ¨un ahora¨ meant 1 hour, not 1 session, she told me to relax.

Would repeat.

Friday and Saturday night were quiet there though I hung out and had a beer, didn't pull anyone though I enjoy the club.

I have the girls coming up to me regularly wanting me to buy them a drink but I brush them off after I cop a few feels.

I bought a drink for the 2 I pulled. 50 p for chica drinks. The one I kicked out sucked it down.

Natalia drank her's slowly and we danced some cumbia in between.

Digs123

05-20-07, 11:20

If you are a gringo and do not speak a word of SPANISH, you will continue to get RAPED. It is just the argentine way, they are dishonest people, and that is why the wheels are falling off thier economy.

Good luck fellow dogLOL are you serious.

Flexible Horn

05-20-07, 11:50

went last Saturday night and buffaloed my way past the 40 peso entrance fee by saying I never paid before (got that tip from this thread)Its 30 pesos. If people start paying 40 or 50 it will soon be the price for all of us so lets try to remember the big fat guy is trying to make his money up by overcharging gringos on the door.

Once more for the hard of hearing its 30 PESOS!

MCSE

05-20-07, 12:15

Ok, it seems you guys are doing something wrong.

If you take a cab, and you tell the driver "We're going to Cocodrilo", then you get out of the taxi, you'll see the driver stills there since Cocodrilo pays them a fee for each client they forward to Cocodrilo, then the administration does not pay the commission from their pockets, they will pay the commission from YOUR pocket. You pay your own commission and that's why you get charged upfront. Some drivers (I guess only a few) don't know about this, but if you take a cab from a close distance of course they are used to get paid since cab drivers often work mostly in the areas they know more. No matter if you are gringo, argentine, or whatever, if you get there from a taxi, they must charge admission, and part of your money goes directly to the cab driver. So get there walking and avoid this.

Zhomeguy

06-24-07, 19:38

Very True in regards to arriving by taxi. Even if your a Gringo the "big guy" at the door wants the max price. My spanish is pretty good and he held tight on 50 pesos. Came back a week later walking and he still wanted 50 pesos! During our debate he let two local guys in for free. I walked. Even though I like the club it will not get my patronage for a while! I went back to NewPorts and picked up a chick for 200 pesos for the night, had to dance in my hotel room instead!

SexMachine

06-25-07, 12:59

That doorman is fuckin' asshole. He did that to me twice in the last trip. I tried to talk to the manager and complained but to no avail. Why am I not surprised?

SM

LovingBaires1

06-25-07, 13:48

I walked past the doorman and you shouldnt pay anything. If you do then it should be 30 pesos including a bar drink.

Afterwards 30 pesos for a beer at the bar. Thats gringo and portenos price.

50 peso drink price to take girl out. ALL girls pay that if they work part or full-time there. A few girls are "Independent" and so you don't have to pay that.

Then pay 100-150 pesos for services. Never pay more than 150pesos unless you want some kind of TLN experience or want to.

Zhomeguy

06-26-07, 13:40

Just walking past a doorman is a pretty ballsy move, Youv'e got to have a lot of local knowledge or you better outweight the guy a few pounds. Though being in good shape I prefer not to take a chance for a piece of pie, particularly in some other country. I'll stick with going elsewhere unless I've got someone like Jackson with me!

Rock Harders

06-29-07, 18:12

Mongers-

Made a stop in here last night around 3am with a friend after a nearly two month hiatus. I was expecting the place to be slow at this time, but I was very wrong, as it was hopping and there were lots of talented chicas available. As always, I walked right up to the front door and walked in without any interference from the doorman of any kind. You just have to walk in like you know what you are doing, and the guy won't say a thing. Thursday nights have traditionally been great in this place, and last night was no exception; a very fun atmosphere filled with dancing chicas ready to fuck you for bargain prices. One of the dancers (who was not available for takeout after I had a brief conversation with her) was so fine that it almost hurt looking at her, a true 9.5.

Anyway, now is when the story gets good; around 6am, my friend and I decided to hit the road, so we went upstairs to get out coats from the guardarropas. There had been a girl hitting on me the entire night that was maybe a 6-7, and I told my friend I was going to make her a lowball $50 AR offer on the way out. Low and behold, she took the offer after a little convincing, really the only reason I did it was because she told me her large breasts were engorged in milk as she had a baby 5 months ago. So off we go, a $50 AR deal out of Coco and some milky tits to go with it.

The first thing I realize in the cab is that this girl is completely piss drunk, and when we exit the cab near my apartment to buy some water, she is having trouble walking a straight path. We get back to my apartment and things improve a bit after she drank a large bottle of water. I immediately have her get naked, and she reveals a body that obviously needs some gym work, but not too bad; pre baby, you can tell she had a very nice figure. So after some foreplay that included a healthy dose of milk guzzling and she sucking me off until I came in her mouth, the main event begins. I really liked having her ride me while I had her lactating tit in my mouth. After only about 15 minutes I had enough, came and told her to get the fuck out of my apartment.

Unfortunately, she decided she was too drunk to leave at this time, and offered to have me pay her nothing if I let her sleep for a few hours. Then she started telling me about her kid, apparently one of her clients from Black knocked her up and she never saw the guy again. At this point I feel bad for this girl, so I let her stay for a few hours, and because I am such a swell guy I forced her to take the $50 AR for services rendered. Also, I even wore a rubber for the sex because I felt such pity that a client she obviously barebacked with knocked her up and hit the road.

Suerte,

Dirk Diggler.

ToledoGuy

06-30-07, 04:51

I'll never go back to Crocodilo again. The bastard insisted on cinquenta to get in. I offered treinta. He told me to pasa.

I used to enjoy this place. I guess other guys have messed it up by being willing to pay much more than the locals pay. I resent paying taxi fare to and fro, just to be told to pasa.

Bullshit. And goodbye, Christina, sweet princess locked in the 50 cinquenta castle.

Guys, you should face facts and stop recommending this place. Maybe a few of you can get in for a decent price, but so what?

David_33

06-30-07, 11:40

I think that "pasa" means pass. Or come on in.

Elvis

06-30-07, 13:24

I think that "pasa" means pass. Or come on in.You're right, it means come in!

SexMachine

09-05-07, 19:47

Pulled a Paraguaya Monday night. 150 Pesos. Stayed until noon. Great perfomer. She offered everything without even asking. Was very enthusiastic in bed.

I love Cocodrilo.

SM

SexMachine

09-05-07, 20:00

Don't pay the club exit drink for 50 pesos. Just ask the girl to meet you outside in the corner and save 50 pesos. It has worked for me both times. Nobody is monitoring the girls there.

About the entrance fee. The doorman is an asshole. I had a tough time with him last time but now, he recognized me and didn't ask for the entrance.

Monger514

10-13-07, 13:32

I got here last night with my buddy and two other mongers at about 4:00am and found out about the 50 peso entrance fee. The other two went in, hopefully they will post about their experiences here. I was pretty disgusted by this fee, and my buddy and I left.

We got in the same taxi we came in, as as we were driving away, the driver asked if our companions went in, and we said yes. (How it is he didn't see this for himself, I don't know). So he circled the block and pulled back up in front of the club, then asked us if it was ok to go get his commission, and we said yes. Of course, his time is much more valuable than ours, you know. After five minutes (a long time to sit in a taxi waiting to go home at four in the morning) we started to feel like idiots and got out of his cab and into another one.

Called it a night after that.

WorldTravel69

10-13-07, 18:23

Yes we went in. It is the first and Last time I will ever pay 50p for the entrance fee. I do know if it was for two drinks, but I only had one and left. I believe my buddy stayed and took a chica home.The place was too crowded for me. Too many guys and not enough chicas.

I went to the El Alamo which was packed at that hour. Of which I do not remember what hour that was.

I got here last night with my buddy and two other mongers at about 4:00am and found out about the 50 peso entrance fee. The other two went in, hopefully they will post about their experiences here. I was pretty disgusted by this fee, and my buddy and I left.

We got in the same taxi we came in, as as we were driving away, the driver asked if our companions went in, and we said yes. (How it is he didn't see this for himself, I don't know) So he circled the block and pulled back up in front of the club, then asked us if it was ok to go get his commission, and we said yes. Of course, his time is much more valuable than ours, you know. After five minutes (a long time to sit in a taxi waiting to go home at four in the morning) we started to feel like idiots and got out of his cab and into another one.

Called it a night after that.

Monger514

10-13-07, 19:47

>> Of which I do not remember what hour that was.

WT69, I spared the readership of the board the somewhat humorous account of 4 of us stuffed in a taxi and you trying to recall in your drunken stupor the names of clubs you knew about!:)

WorldTravel69

10-14-07, 15:10

At my age I am lucky I know where my apartment is, let alone names of clubs. I had the right directions to Salome, even if I could not remember the name.

>> Of which I do not remember what hour that was.

WT69, I spared the readership of the board the somewhat humorous account of 4 of us stuffed in a taxi and you trying to recall in your drunken stupor the names of clubs you knew about!:)

Lgover

01-04-08, 02:42

Competo completo chica. Great service.

Excellent night but she could not convince me enough to do her again on my subsequent cocodrilo trips.

El Nica

01-05-08, 09:06

Competo completo chica. Great service.

Excellent night but she could not convince me enough to do her again on my subsequent cocodrilo trips.Congratulations on having a great time. How much did you pay for this one and how long did she stay?

ElNica

Isola2000

01-05-08, 09:28

Coco is fine. You all need to visit Help in Rio or Lovestory in Sao Paolo.

It is 10 times the size of Coco.

Brasilbundas the best, even with a silly exchange rate.

Lgover

01-05-08, 19:13

Isola2000

01-05-08, 23:03

When you pick up chica at Cocos 7 in the morning1

Do not discuss prices at this time, everything works.

Just buy a nice pesent for her the day that follows.

Jeans, shoes.

Take care of the chicas of the Capiital Federal.

Orang05

01-06-08, 23:08

El Nica,

It was 200 pesos for 1.5 hours. She was OK for anything & not a clock watcher.

She was willing for 400 pesos TLN. But I wanted out and get a good nights rest after the "terminae".

Sometimes it is a happy moment when they leave.Happy Moment? I thought it was Article 1(A) of The Monger Business Plan: "We pay them to leave, not to come."

Aqualung

01-15-08, 12:03

The place is too big and usually too full for my taste. Usually if I leave with a girl I get the feeling like when leaving an ice cream parlour that I haven't made the best choice! I should have chosen vanilla and not chocolate!:(

But it's a great place to go if you haven't struck lucky all night and you are too wound up to sleep just yet.

Stowe

01-15-08, 18:28

I have never been to this place because I like to end my sex at 5 am not start it then! As I have trouble sleeping when it is daylight I, this place doesn't work for me. Sure wish it did.

The place is too big and usually too full for my taste. Usually if I leave with a girl I get the feeling like when leaving an ice cream parlour that I haven't made the best choice! I should have chosen vanilla and not chocolate!:(

But it's a great place to go if you haven't struck lucky all night and you are too wound up to sleep just yet.

GoodNite

01-29-08, 13:50

Jotting

02-13-08, 16:32

Monday 4:30 AM all chicas started to hold out for AR$300. Even Carolina who was no problem with AR$200 twice last week insisted on AR$300 Monday Jan. 28. I was approached by several hombres who wispered "dos cientos why nada mais". I was able to pull a pair of sisters for AR$200 each, maybe quantity discounts apply.Well, I went to Cocodrilo the other week, with some qualmes because of this last report and a tight budget, but did not encounter the same problem. Took out a girl that I've had befor for the same 200 as usual. Went back again another night to try a new one and again had no problem. So maybe the attempt to raise prices failed.

Kyle Fox

02-19-08, 00:10

I've been to this place 5 times in the past 10 days. 3 of 5 I got in with no commission. Once was early, once was 3am on Saturday morning, one I don't remember. The other 2 times I was charged 50pesos. I don't get the reasoning. I did get a drink voucher when I was a cov.

I took out hot blond Paraguayan Yennifer for $200p after some bargaining. Very good value. I went to nearby hotel. Quoted $50p for room but most rooms were full and paid $65 pesos instead of waiting 25 minutes for a free room. This girl looked better with the lights on. DFK, CBJ, multiple positions. Very affectionate. Also paid $50 peso "copa" fee to house to allow chica to leave. I thought there were no copas but every chica I spoke to quoted me one.

Chica #2, Magale. Cute little dark-skinned brunette. She was friendly but service was lacking. Her body tone was not very good for her reported 21 years of age. She claimed she had a sore throat issue and passed on.

BJ and DFK. She quoted $200p. I said I did not want to pay a $50p copa. She said OK, $150p for me and $50p so copa and we left. Would not repeat, lackluster performance.

Chica #3, currently on my private list. Cute little thing. She is probably 7-8 in most books. I liked her small slender body. She asked for $250p. I asked for 1.5 hours and she said no. At 4am she was the last strong candidate for me so I went with $250. She promised everything but culo / cola. She was true to her word. We started making out in the taxi on the way to my apartment. She really was a great kisser. I had more pleasure in the 15 min taxi ride than I did with 1 hour of chica #2. This girl was super-sensual and I could not get enough. Genuine physical chemistry. She seemed to enjoy it also and stayed 1.5 hours.

One other snag here was that on top of the $50 copa, they asked me to pay a $30 peso house commission since I had no drinks. This was true but I was very surprised they were taking notice of who drank and who didn't.

I like this place because it seems less uptight than other places were girls barely talk to you unless you buy them a $30-$80 peso drink. Downside is club doesn't pick up until 2am and the smoke level sometimes gets very thick.

BaseballCrank

02-19-08, 23:24

OK,

Wound out majority of my 30 nites in be. Aires wading through Crocodrillo's dark smokey flat. Experiences include taking home a nice 19 yr old Chilean (Blonde Blue-Eyed) girl that was new to town and ended up crashing with me at my Recolette Apt for four days. Good time.

Last but not least was one of the 9's from Madaho that I met there earlier. She cruised in at 4AM and I ended up taking her home for 300 pesos. Her name was anna, 20 years old and a total knockout. She did the bbbj thang and was as warm and sweet as they get. 2hrs and two loads later I sent her on her way.

Yes: this place is local and can be a bit intimidating. Just hold your ground.

Isola2000

02-20-08, 18:48

Prices drop by the hour.

Do not come before 5 am.

Then it is the normal tradeoff,.

It follows the Lipper curve on the xy axis.

Inflation vs unemployment.

Demand vs supply.

Was it Lipper on inflation to employment?

At Cocos it is the same.

Supply is 100 percent at 5 am, but prices?

At 7 to 8 am supply is less, but prices a lot lower.

So what do we do?

Isola2000

02-20-08, 19:20

To be more specific.

At 5 am, Wed to Sat mornings, you have a fantstic supply of chicas and they know their price, for grade 7 to 10, 150 to 300 for rest of night.

At 7 the price drops, and the supply drops.

So, how do we play it

Exon123

02-20-08, 21:19

At 5 am I've been a sleep for hours.

Exon

Rock Harders

02-27-08, 06:33

Mongers-

Made the trip in here tonight in search of some decent action with a few buddies of mine. Not too many Argie guys, as it is the end of the month so the chumps do not have any disposable income left to enter with. No cover charge paid as usual, drinks $30 AR. Not one of the best selections I have seen in here, but decent. I negotiated a deal for a buddy of mine and he left with the chica while I stayed for another hour looking for my own pussy to rent for the night.

Around 5:15 I went for a decent looking chica with a good attitude for my standard low ball offer but she was under negotiations with a canadian guy so I let the guy have her. As such, I made a deal with a hot chica calling herself Carolina (real name Alejandra as I found out later) who is from the Boedo neighborhood of Buenos Aires. The deal is for $200 AR and she tells me she has no kids and no boyfriend, which is usually a requirement of mine. Once back at my crib she tells me she really does have a child and has had the same boyfriend for three years, and then she goes on to show me pictures in her cellphone of said boyfriend (strike one) After we get into my bedroom, I notice she turns off the light immediately, which tells me she is not confident in her body and probably has a baby stomach (strike two) Next she informs me that I will have to pay her first, before she takes her clothes off, which I laugh at and tell her I'll pay after as I always do. Nevertheless, she insists I pay her first (strike three) so at this point I realize this chica is going to put up a shit performance so I tell her its pay after or she can leave. She goes on to tell me if I do not pay her she will have me banned from Cocodrilo, which I laugh at and tell her that I have been going to Coco for almost three years and all the bartenders and doormen know me and they know I spend money and tip them, so that would not be the case.

Anyway, the chica left without much commotion, as I was very calm in explaining to her the situation and she remained very calm as well, and left without making any real fuss. I gave her 10 pesos for the taxi and she left, complaining that I wasted her time. Bottom line, avoid this chica mongers, she is a medium height tan skinned, very pretty argentine girl age 26, she will likely give a shitty performance.

Suerte,

Dirk Diggler

Smuler

02-27-08, 10:07

Dirk. Sort of the same thing happened to me when I was there last October. I went there about 4-5 Am, just to experience this place. I entered without a fee (I asked the doorman for a look) I briefly looked around (they were starting some sort of costume show) I saw a big titted brunette which caught my eye, but she was scooped up. As I was leaving, a blonde asked me where I was going. I told her I was leaving. She put a piece of paper in my hand, and told me to call her in an hour. I went outside, said goodbye to the doorman, and walked down the street.

As I was only about 50 yards from the entrance (which I could see the front door) I called her and asked her if she was coming. But now!

I saw her leave in a taxi, and I got one myself. I was staying in Las Canitas. We basically arrived at the same time. I brought her up, and offered her some food and wine.

Then she made the fatal mistake of asking for the money. I asked her "with a place like this apartment, do you actually think that I have no money, or will rip you off? "

She apologized, but it was too late. I told her go get her stuff, I escorted her out, gave her 10 P, and closed the door.

I am actually looking at the piece of paper she slipped me.

It says: Mariska Moretti 011-15-50266364

I am glad I saved my money.

Best Regards.

Smuler

Erkinator73

03-04-08, 22:34

Mongers,

I've been to coco about 4 times over the last 2 weeks. Same as always never paid for the entrance. You can try what Dirk does and just walk by like you own the place. If that doesn't work tell the guy you'll give him a tip when you leave. Slip him 5 or 10 pesos afterwards and your golden. I even had the door guy give me a free beer once.

The place was busy as usual at 4am when I normally go (typically on a Wednesday or Thursday) Pretty good selection of chica's mostly 6-8's with an occasional 9 walking by.

First night - took home a chica that was a dancer nice body 8 but her face was not that great 6. I think her name was yanina. Nice bare back session with CIM 200AR with a bar fine of 50AR. I usually make the chica meet me outside to avoid the bar fine. I guess I had too many quilmes in me that night to remember.

Second night - Showed up a little later then normal, ok a lot later like 6:30. Yanina was working again so I decided to go for a second session. Bad idea as I could tell she was really wasted this time. I Had her meet me outside this time to avoid the bar fine. We get back to my place and get down to business. She starts off with a nice BBBJ and a little playing around and I'm ready to go. She stops me right as I'm about to stick it in her and says do you have a condom? Um? Don't you remember last week? Literally in the middle of me asking her "do you remember last week" she was passed out cold! So I decided to have a little photo session with her:) I must have shot 50 photos of her. I passed out at some point (not sure when) and woke up around 3pm with her still passed out. So I woke her up and tried to get my sex that I missed but she had to go. I gave her 50AR and showed her the door. She didn't seem to mind too much. I didn't show her the pictures though;)

Third and Fourth night - One of the nights there was nothing that peaked my Interest and the other I was catching a cold.

Erkinator

Todd0766

03-28-08, 21:06

Lysander

03-28-08, 22:33

Went to Cocodrilo last night -- Thursday -- after midnite. Lots of girls, only a few above 7. Basically too smoky for me -- the girls and the clubs. One interesting observation: although the girls are there obviously for business, they don't generally come up to the men (as the dancers do in US strip clubs, soliciting a lap dance) In other words, they are all advertising, but few / none are selling. There were 2 I would have done: (1) a cute blonde spinner, short hair, probably real rack, nice smile. She just stood there are no guys talked to her and she didn't approach anyone. (2) Tall, dark haired, with huge fake rack. Really pretty face and smoking body. She sat by herself in a corner and nobody approached. Is this a cultural thing where the women don't approach?Sadly all the clubs are smoky. The smoking control laws only apply to public places, not private clubs.

One of the nice things about most clubs here is that the girls are not very pushy. If you want a girl, you usually have to go up and talk to her or ask her over to sit with you. In a lot of places you could sit there nursing your drink all night and not have a girl approach you. Even in clubs, when girls do come up to you, it is usually not a problem if you don't like them and want to get rid of them. But like everything here, it is hard to generalize. Depends on the club, the girl and the night. You always have to ready for a surprise.

Geo Eye

03-29-08, 15:04

Went to Cocodrilo last night -- Thursday -- after midnite. Lots of girls, only a few above 7. Basically too smoky for me -- the girls and the clubs. One interesting observation: although the girls are there obviously for business, they don't generally come up to the men (as the dancers do in US strip clubs, soliciting a lap dance) In other words, they are all advertising, but few / none are selling. There were 2 I would have done: (1) a cute blonde spinner, short hair, probably real rack, nice smile. She just stood there are no guys talked to her and she didn't approach anyone. (2) Tall, dark haired, with huge fake rack. Really pretty face and smoking body. She sat by herself in a corner and nobody approached. Is this a cultural thing where the women don't approach?The Argentine culture with women is.

Even thou they are whores and sluts and get fucked everyday.

Five to 10 times a day and sometimes gang bang.

They still want men to be gentlemen and approch them like.

With ternderness. I just call them over with my hand.

Rock Harders

04-04-08, 06:22

Mongers-

Stopped in here on a recent Tuesday night to find an above average selection of chicas and a redecoration of the behind-the-bar area. Beer and any other drink still $30 AR as usual, and all the chicas I interrogated were willing to go for $150. There were about 3 or 4 I had my eye on, but I chose Romina, a 23 year old chica from Misiones I had seen in there on several occaisons. I just got the feeling it would be a good (read: bareback) experience and no monetary amount was discussed at any point.

So we get back to my apartment, I bring her to my room and we watch a little TV while I have her give me a massage for about 15 minutes or so. Next we went at it in true GFE fashion, with no condom being asked for by her or used by me, she hops on my cock and starts riding very passionatly. A series of different position followed and the finish occurred with a rare backback cum in pussy, after she confirmed she was taking "anticonceptivos". After a few minutes of TV and another mandated massage, she said she was going to leave and told me it would be $150 AR, which I willingly paid.

I guessed right on this girl in that I knew I would be able to manipulate her into a true bareback GFE because she met all the requirements for easy manipulation.

1. Young and single.

2. No children.

3. Been in the business less than a year.

Suerte,

Rock Harders

Monger514

04-04-08, 12:49

For you newbies, Rock Harders is actually Argentine pornstar Hugo Montonero de Caballo. Don't try this at home.

Hugo speaks good English because before he was a porn star he washed dishes in Miami.

Schmoj

04-04-08, 23:51

For you newbies, Rock Harders is actually Argentine pornstar Hugo Montonero de Caballo. Don't try this at home.

Hugo speaks good English because before he was a porn star he washed dishes in Miami.I love the inside jokes, but have no clue how to interpret the prices / experience reported by Rock Harders. If you could qualifiy the joke with an 'I agree 100 percent' or even a 'don't try this if you aren't argentine' that would help ever so slightly.

That said, I plan to check out Cocodrilo in a few hours. Not too far from home.

Sch

Monger514

04-05-08, 04:14

Schmoj

04-05-08, 04:31

Well I'm glad somebody likes my jokes!

I've met RH, and let's just say he probably has better luck than some folks on the board getting pretty girls to do bareback for 150 pesos. He's almost as handsome as me:)Not to turn this into a long thread, but I'm still a little confused. If he were picking up chicks based on his looks, personality, etc. Why is he still paying them.

Of course, there is always the Charlie Sheen factor: 'I don't pay hookers because they come over. I pay hookers because they leave.' If that is the case, then more power to him, you, and me!

It doesn't look like I'll be heading to Cocodrilo tonight. Too drunk afterwork, spent a little time in Hook, and forgot about staying sober and horny for Cocodrilo.

Monger514

04-05-08, 14:44

Well, it's getting off-topic, and I don't presume to speak for RH; my point was just YMMV. Since you are so close to Cocodrilo and want to go there, just go, and be sure and let us know what happens.

Devil Inside

04-06-08, 22:24

As you can see, I am new at this. But, I've been in coco and I have to say that I wasnt so pleased, the place is just OK, but what I really didnt like was the atmosphere. They are always treating you diferent because you are not one of them.

Thats why I have to confess my preference to independent chicas, you get a special treatment that like mastercard says "the money can't buy" or not!

BadMan

04-12-08, 14:53

In all my time in BA, I have never visited this place before, but after dirks recent postings of wild nights with cheap sluts, I couldn't resist a look-see.

I have to say I was greatly disappointed. The place is technically in Barrio Norte, that isn't any part of Palermo as far as I know (Coronel Diaz is the cut off point between Palermo and Recoleta / Barrio Norte on any city map I have seen)

Anyhow, the place looks like a rat hole. Its a dank cement building with graffiti writing on it that says cocodrillo. Well that was my first bad sign. I find parking a few buildings down and then go inside, some grimey looking old bouncers in crew cuts are at the door and ask me for 50 pesos entrance (I look at them like ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?) This place is a shit hole, who would ever pay 50 pesos to go in there.

Anyhow, I asked to look inside first and then pay if I was satisfied with the selection, they refused at first and then relented. Well I have to say, all the biatches were ugly and sub par and none I saw were worth paying for. I left immediately. I ran over to Madahos quickly, where there is still some fine pussy to be had. I would personally rather pay 400 AR for some pussy worth fucking rather than 200 for something cheap sub par and affordable.

I would never go back to this place, it's just not my scene.

My two cents.

BM.

PS. I went to Madahos, got the finest blond in the whole place, tall long curled blond hair, amazing ass and tits (those frequent Madahos goers know who I am talking about) paid for the hour and she stayed until noon the next day and she only left because I had a meeting and had to take her home.

Amazing sex with an amazingly beautiful young woman. I'll stick with that for now.

Isola2000

04-12-08, 18:49

We all have very different opinions on Coco.

Live in Brasil but spent Nov.-Dec. In Argentina.

Come to Capital Federal frequently.

Probably 10 times to Coco in Nov.-Dec. And to me this is the.

Best in BA.

First to remember, do not visit before 4am. Best.

5 to 7.

Loads of girls that you find on websites, works in apartments, etc.

Come here when they finish work, very negoitable at this.

Time of the day.

Do not miss Coco if you come to BA, but remember, VERY LATE.

MCSE

04-13-08, 17:02

If not dark, you can see the sign of Cocodrilo it's huge and has an image of Maradona. Maradona was, and is, an argentine icon, or even more, a kind of Idol http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diego_Maradona

Maradona is probably the biggest futbol soccer star from all times in the world. And in early years, Maradona and his Manager Coppola preffered Cocodrilo for hunting girls. Maradona drove a Scania truck (yes) and he had many chics from Cocodrilo and that fact made this little boliche in the middle of nothing became more famous than Black (which looks more clean and classy)

As any other boliche, Cocodrilo has it's ups and downs, but everyone knows about it, from the president to the subte cashier. They also know that many girls from shampoo, black, madaho, they end some days in a party in cocodrilo.

This boliche it's absolutely not designed for the tourism. It's a local place, and to enter you should be more like the argentine macho more than a picky finocchio to enjoy the place.

Girls in there have more fun and they feel more free than in the other boliches since they are not controlled. In fact, some times, if the girl does not like you, she'll reject any offer.

Inside cocodrilo there are different 'codes' to follow.

BadMan

04-13-08, 18:33

The place is a dank cement run down building in the middle of nowhere.

The sign is painted on graffiti.

The place is for bottom feeders or those looking for a deal.

Being macho and or picky has nothing to do with it.

Regards,

BM.

Redondo

04-13-08, 19:01

Maradona is still more or less a regular

Rock Harders

04-13-08, 20:49

Mongers-

Cocodrilo is a hit-or-miss place for sure, I have been in there some nights when it has a killer selection of the girls from Black and Shampoo and other nights when there are almost no girls. You just cannot compare it to Madahos, its like apples and oranges. On any given night, Madahos will always have several doable chicas, it is very professionally run, and quite sterile. There is just no way you are getting a bareback GFE experience on the first night out with a Madahos chica; and, you will be paying at least $560 Pesos (maybe alot more) all in for the hour with the girl. In Cocodrilo, we are talking about paying less than half the price for the package, for double the time, and a much higher rate of manipulation potential.

That said, do not even bother going to Cocodrilo other than Tuesday, Wednesday, or Thursday (the best night) Truth be told that Cocodrilo is not ready nor is it longing for tourists, its filled with Argies, many professional athletes, and mafioso types. Coco is the only one of the boliches that I would be afraid to get in a fight at, I'd bet a fair amount of the customers are packing heat and / or knives. It's the real Buenos Aires for the "monger's monger" types that live in Buenos Aires full time.

Suerte,

Rock Harders

BadMan

04-13-08, 22:08

I went on Friday 1 am. The place was empty and the selection was weak. The place looks ghetto.

I consider myself a " mongers monger ". But I don't see the point of going to a run down shack if the quality is low and the selection is poor and the place is filled with low life hoods.

I've been there, done that, nothing to romanticize about.

I'll give it another shot on a different day and at a later time, but my first impression was CRAP.

Regards,

BM.

Mongers-

Cocodrilo is a hit-or-miss place for sure, I have been in there some nights when it has a killer selection of the girls from Black and Shampoo and other nights when there are almost no girls. You just cannot compare it to Madahos, its like apples and oranges. On any given night, Madahos will always have several doable chicas, it is very professionally run, and quite sterile. There is just no way you are getting a bareback GFE experience on the first night out with a Madahos chica; and, you will be paying at least $560 Pesos (maybe alot more) all in for the hour with the girl. In Cocodrilo, we are talking about paying less than half the price for the package, for double the time, and a much higher rate of manipulation potential.

That said, do not even bother going to Cocodrilo other than Tuesday, Wednesday, or Thursday (the best night) Truth be told that Cocodrilo is not ready nor is it longing for tourists, its filled with Argies, many professional athletes, and mafioso types. Coco is the only one of the boliches that I would be afraid to get in a fight at, I'd bet a fair amount of the customers are packing heat and / or knives. It's the real Buenos Aires for the "monger's monger" types that live in Buenos Aires full time.

Suerte,

Rock Harders

MCSE

04-17-08, 00:15

The place is a dank cement run down building in the middle of nowhere.

The sign is painted on graffiti.No, there is no graffiti painted, but you just gave me a great idea.

Thanks!

BadMan

04-17-08, 03:19

Spray painted murals directly on cement wall backgrounds = graffiti.

But then again how would you know.

Regards,

BM.

MCSE

04-17-08, 10:32

The sign is painted on graffiti.The sign it's NOT painted on graffiti. The sign it's made on bronze over wood.

BadMan

04-17-08, 10:54

TejanoLibre

04-24-08, 20:21

I was there last night around 3:30 and the place was teeming with T. Vs and dikes! What the fuck?

Disgustingly ugly T. Vs that could'nt even fool a drunk and blind monger from 100 yards!

Girls upstairs were having a pole dancing class though! Interesting.

Practicing the traditional jump up the pole and slide down upside down trick. Legs wide open. Cool !

Anyway, it was not crowded and the music was really bad. Like always.

Quite a few girls were arriving at 5 as I was leaving.

I'd say try it on a Thursday only. (maybe Fri. Or sat.)

Thanks,

Ramiro

MCSE

05-01-08, 19:36

Actually no,

The signage is a large cheaply spray painted on mural that is clearly depicted in this photo with yellow letters spelling out Cocodrilo.

BM.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SignageThis piece is to clarify the nature of the sign on the front facade of the Cocodrilo building. Looking at the structure from the street, one would first notice the large pictorial awning that dominates the first floor level. However, on the left-hand side of the building, situated just above the ground floor entrance there is a smaller sign with the word "Cocodrilo" on it. Despite its lesser size and lack of decorative images, this horizontal rectangular plaque is in fact the primary sign for the establishment. Consisting of right-angled lower-case letters, this almost Aztec font is set off by a natural wooden background. The three'o's for example are actually perfect squares rotated through forty five degrees to a diamond. The yellow letters give the impression of having been etched into the sign and maintain a natural feel to the motif. The width of the sign is identical to the width of the door below, although it sits slightly higher leaving a gap within which a much smaller yellow safety warning is displayed. It is important to understand that this is the actual sign for Cocodrilo and that the larger banner is more of a temporary hoarding or advertisement that is actually only partially visible from street level due to existence of a conifer on the pavement in front. This tree located to the left of center of the building on the extremity of the sidewalk. It does not block the primary Cocodrilo sign. In conclusion, there is only one sign on the building and it is not the one that one might immediately assume to be so. It is the smaller brown rectangle with yellow lettering that spells out the name of the establishment "Cocodrilo". I hope that this is perfectly clear.

BadMan

05-02-08, 00:38

Lmmfao @ this psycho.

Wow

Tessan

05-04-08, 05:56

I checked out Cocodrillo for the first time today. I just walked in, I did not pay any cover. No one said anything. I checked out the place for about 45 minutes. Place is really smokey. Started to bother me after 45 minutes. There where more guys then girls, but was told after 5am, more girls come in. I talk to a chica, told me I had to buy her a 50p drink, to leave with her. She wanted 300p. She quickly come down to 200p. Probably could have gotten for 150p. But I was not planning to take anyone tonight.

It's hard to check out the chicas, since all the disco type lights, and its dark. Have to get close to check out there face. There where also some Transvestites, saw one I was 100% sure of, even with the dark lights. I don't like it when they mix TV with chicas, if you get too drunk, can make a mistake.:)

When I was leaving someone told me that Maradona was in the upstairs part.

Esten

05-04-08, 11:28

I have never been here, but looks like I'm not missing much.

Too many other better options in BA.

WorldTravel69

05-04-08, 11:47

Didn't he just have some problems with a Trannie in his apartment?

I checked out Cocodrillo for the first time today. I just walked in, I did not pay any cover. No one said anything. I checked out the place for about 45 minutes. Place is really smokey. Started to bother me after 45 minutes. There where more guys then girls, but was told after 5am, more girls come in. I talk to a chica, told me I had to buy her a 50p drink, to leave with her. She wanted 300p. She quickly come down to 200p. Probably could have gotten for 150p. But I was not planning to take anyone tonight.

It's hard to check out the chicas, since all the disco type lights, and its dark. Have to get close to check out there face. There where also some Transvestites, saw one I was 100% sure of, even with the dark lights. I don't like it when they mix TV with chicas, if you get too drunk, can make a mistake.:)

When I was leaving someone told me that Maradona was in the upstairs part.

El Perro

05-04-08, 13:47

Didn't he just have some problems with a Trannie in his apartment?WT-maybe you are thinking of Ronaldo, the aging futbol star for Brazil who was discovered last week with THREE trannys in his apartment.

Flexible Horn

05-05-08, 03:40

WT-maybe you are thinking of Ronaldo, the aging futbol star for Brazil who was discovered last week with THREE trannys in his apartment.http://uk.Youtube.com/watch?V=3d3Mkg8gZbk&feature=related

Tessan

05-05-08, 04:08

WT-maybe you are thinking of Ronaldo, the aging futbol star for Brazil who was discovered last week with THREE trannys in his apartment.By ALAN CLENDENNING.

The Associated Press.

Sunday, May 4, 2008; 11:25 PM.

SAO PAULO, Brazil -- Brazilian star Ronaldo says he's sorry, embarrassed and ashamed about his highly publicized encounter a week ago with three cross-dressing prostitutes, calling it the biggest mistake of his life.

In an interview on Brazil's Globo TV, the AC Milan striker on Sunday denied claims by one of the prostitutes that he had sex with them and used drugs, but admitted the incident will haunt the rest of his career.

"It was an isolated and stupid act," the three-time FIFA Player of the Year said on Globo's hugely popular "Fantastico" program. "I'm sorry and ashamed."

In a halting voice, Ronaldo said he wasn't aware the prostitutes were cross-dressers until he got to a motel with them, discovered they were men and decided not to have sex with them because he is heterosexual.

Ronaldo, who is recovering from knee surgery in Brazil, also said he had been drinking earlier that night after watching Rio's Flamengo win against rival Botafogo _ but was not drunk.

"I made the stupidest mistake ever of my personal life," he said. "Anyone can make a mistake, and I made a big mistake."

Police are investigating to determine whether an extortion attempt was made against Ronaldo, but have said he committed no crime. Prostitution is legal in Brazil.

The television appearance by Ronaldo was his first in public since last Tuesday, when he went into hiding after the run-in with the prostitutes, who created a brief media sensation in Brazil with days of high-profile interviews.

The comments by Ronaldo to Globo jibed with his statement last week to police and with interviews conducted with detectives.

The motel manager _ identified only as Luisa _ said Ronaldo, who was dressed and appeared to be sober, tried to get rid of the prostitutes after realizing they were men.

She told police Ronaldo offered the prostitutes $600 to end the incident, but they would not accept dollars. The manager then converted the money into Brazilian reals for Ronaldo, but before he made the payment one prostitute asked for $30,000 to keep the story from the media, according to a police document.

Ronaldo is a fan of Flamengo and has said he wants to play for the Brazilian club before retiring. He has won two World Cups with Brazil, including in 2002 when he scored eight goals, two in the final against Germany.

Ronaldo told Globo TV that his contract with AC Milan ends in June, but that he won't start negotiating his comeback with any teams until he recovers from his injury.

"I'm sure the doors of Flamengo will be open for me," he said.

_________________________________________________________

Pic of one of the trannys. Ronaldo got fooled by.

TomInBA

05-25-08, 02:35

Hi there,

Went to Cocodrilo Thursday 4 A. M. No admission to pay but a beer at the bar for 30p.

Negotiated back a girl from madaho dancing in the darkest side of the small bolicche, only 200p. She left at daylight.

Good luck

El Perro

05-25-08, 15:18

I made my first ever visit to this place last night after stocking up on zzzzz's early in the evening. Arrived at 3 and left at 5, so I wasn't there late enough to see the big influx of girls from other boliches. Plus, being Saturday, not at full tilt. Not surprisingly, a different kind of boliche. No entry fee and 30p drinks. A come one, come all, den of iniquity. I'd say the girls who are working regularly here are in the 4-6.5 range, with an occasional 7 or so. I like the vibe of the place as I don't enjoy the higher end, more sterile (more expensive) joints. If I was about 20 years younger this place would be very appealing for the rampant anything goes mentality. Some pretty hot dancers though I didn't find them to be as awesome as some who have posted here. If you are a Boca Juniors, Maradona fan there is a tacky shrine to Maradona on the second floor of the place. I didn't get any sense of the supposed danger some talk about here, but I could see how that might change on any given night.

Isola2000

05-29-08, 22:17

Schmoj

08-05-08, 05:14

There haven't been many reports on Coco lately, so here is a long winded post about my evening.

Bored and over caffeinated at 2:30, I decided to walk over to Cocodrilo on a Monday night (ok, I took a cab after about half way)

I have to say after going to all of the recommended clubs on this forum (except black) this is my favorite based on the ambiance/price/quality factor.

There were probably 25 chicas in there around 3:00. Mostly in the 6-7 range, maybe a few 8's or 9's. It's hard to say because it depends on your type.

I like regular looking Argentine girls (the opposite of Christina, not much makeup and nice round booties) and there have always been at least 2-3 that fit that description. Sometimes more.

Saw a girl I had talked to a few weeks ago and took her out. 150 pesos, hour and a half, no rush. This seems to be standard here. I have never been quoted more than 300. Have never payed more than 200. This will be the first time that I don't want to give out a name to keep you wolves at bay.

Beers still 30, chica drink is 50, though if it is a chica that doesn't work there full time, you can often arrange to meet outside to avoid that.

One thing she mentioned is that she has to work on Mondays and Saturdays, so it looks like they are trying to keep a healthy stash of girls on slow nights.

As mentioned in other posts, don't even bother going before 2 or 3. 4 or 5 is better. If you just walk in the door, the door guy won't even get off of his stool to ask you for a cover. As mentioned before, DO NOT arrive in a taxi! Have them drop you off a block or two away.

This place probably seems more intimidating than it really is, though if you don't speak Spanish, you might feel a little out of place.

The down side for many will be that there are still usually quite a few Trannies hanging out (either out on the floor or dancing on the bar) Beware because it is dark. I like big argentine butts which no tranny could duplicate, so it is't too dangerous if that is your thing. If you like skinny girls with lots of make up, you better look twice and then twice more.

If anyone is up for a late night trip some weekend, PM me.

Julio

08-10-08, 21:10

The good thing of Cocodrilo is that you may negotiate an incredible price for an incredible girl (Madaho's, Black's girls even) if you wait until 4/ 4.30 a. m. wich is the hour some of them came back from Recoleta (and other places) just looking for some fun. There are not many places open at that hour. Cocodrilo usually closes around 7 a. M.

The bad thing is that you have to be careful WHO you are taking home (or to the hotel) because some of them have been drinking heavy since the beguinning of the night, so...

I like this place.

Is the Maradona's Sanctuary of the Night.

A bit like a little walk on the wild side.

Member #3320

08-16-08, 15:41

I picked up a girl from Cocodrillo and here is my "sad" story! This is my first unhappy experience in picking a girl in BA in my first 7 days in BA.

Here is the detailed story:

MY REASONS FOR CHOOSING TO GO THERE:

Great reports by some senior mongers on how it has some best chicks at 5 AM.

GETTING THERE:

Took a taxi from the famous "Madahos" to Cocodrillo. I did not personally have a clue on location of this club. But I asked the taxi driver and he knew it well.

On the way, the taxi driver tried to convince me very hard in going to "hippo-potamus" but having read terrible reports on it on this great forum, I politely told him to simply take me to my requested destination.

It will not be easy to get there, if your taxi driver does not know the route.

ARRIVAL:

I arrived at around 5.35 am.

A friendly (tourist friendly) v fat sized guard was there. I told him, that I needed to have a look first before paying the entrance fees of Arg$50. He politely agreed.

I went up, liked everything, came down, paid him Arg$ 50. It entitles to let you have a free drink.

No problems whatsoever on this front.

MY FIRST IMPRESSION:

Coming from Madahos straightaway, the first impression you get is the difference in Madahos & Cocodrillo.

Cocodrillo is clearly not for newbies in "pay for play" scene or for people limited Spanish skills or for timid people.

Its a typical aggressive South American night club, you will often see in Brazil, Colombia, Mexico, Venezuela if you are well traveled. Its meant to cater for locals basically.

DRINKS:

From the one free drink option available, I took whiskey, though am not a whiskey drinker. I immediately regretted the decision.

Advise:- Do not try new drinks in a place such as Cocodrillo where you need to be really attentive.

GIRLS:

Majority of girls were bad looking!

However, there is a catch! In the very very crowded club (as late as 6 am) if you look hard you will definitely find two or three "8" s. But, you have to search for them.

The girls here were just not trying to woo anyone. They all seemed to be involved in themselves.

Caution: There were definitely some trannies there as well. However, this is not to imply that all the female crowd was comprised of trannies. In fact, there was just 4-5 of them at that peak hour and they were hanging out together, enjoying themselves.

Was there any girl from Madahos at 6 am?

No, I did not see a single girl from Madahos. Since I had spent 4 hours at Madahos the same night and would quite surely recognize a "8" of Madahos in Cocodrillo.

MUSIC:

Latin American music.

STRIP TEASE / DANCERS:

I did not see any strip tease but there were two sexy looking dancers dancing all the time.

ANY SAFETY HAZARDS:

None but it was not a tourist friendly place!

TAKING OUT CHICAS:

I talked to two girls.

First one, a hot looking "8". I asked if she would go out. She agreed for 500 Arg$ for 3 hours plus 100 Arg$ as compulsory chica drink. I told her that I was not aware if a "Take-out" fine was applicable at this night club since most girls were coming here at 4 am or later! She said that she will only go in a hotel and not to my apartment. She did not even want to consider absolutely any bargaing! I told her to carry on.

Second one, a friendly looking "7". She agreed to go out for 250 Arg$ for 3 hours plus a compulsory 50Arg$ fine. I agreed.

My mistakes: I did not negotiate BBBJ, Cola, CIM.

EXIT FROM BAR:

No issues. No hassles. Taxi easily available at 6.30 am.

SEX WITH GIRL:

Very poor. No Cola, No CIM, reluctant DFK. And a clock watcher. After first shot, she said two hours finished though just 45 mins had finished. She was fussy about everything that I got completely turned off and decided to let her go without any fuss. And staying in a high class apartment / neighborhood, I didn't want any unnecessary fuss either.

She left leaving me totally unsatisfied.

Total wastage: Arg $ 250 for girl + 50 for compulsory drink of girl + 50 bar entry fees = 350 Arg$

WILL I GO THERE AGAIN?

Its a tough question because there are many choices. There are many different Boliches avaiable. Its prudent to try all of them than just to stick to one Boliche.

However, due to one bad experience, I will not discard Cocodrillo as it has potential provided you arrive at right time, choose right girl and negotiate well.

Enjoy BA

Gato Hunter

08-16-08, 16:02

You don't need to pay the guy at the door 50 pesos, just walk by him like you own the place and buy your drink at the bar.

Out for Flesh

08-16-08, 22:53

You don't need to pay the guy at the door 50 pesos, just walk by him like you own the place and buy your drink at the bar.This I did on a Thursday and it worked. It did not work the next Saturday night.

Carpediem

08-17-08, 20:41

And it did work for me this Saturday, so there is clearly some degree of randomness in there. Anyway, if you already make it to here you can have a drink as well.

This was my first visit to Cocodrillo, and the place is definitely 'strong'. Very few foreingers.

Found a little brazilian who apparently wakes up at 4am when she needs $ and walks to Coco to check what the competition is. Apparently if she sees too many good looking girls (what for her means girls with a lot of silicon) she goes back to bed. The irony of the story is that she looked much better than at least 50% of girls I saw the same night in Madajos or Black. Excellent attitude, great service, couple of hours, $200. I think the name was Morena.

This I did on a Thursday and it worked. It did not work the next Saturday night.

Member #3320

08-17-08, 20:51

. And it did work for me this Saturday, so there is clearly some degree of randomness in there. Anyway, if you already make it to here you can have a drink as well.

This was my first visit to Cocodrillo, and the place is definitely 'strong'. Very few foreingers.

Found a little brazilian who apparently wakes up at 4am when she needs $ and walks to Coco to check what the competition is. Apparently if she sees too many good looking girls (what for her means girls with a lot of silicon) she goes back to bed. The irony of the story is that she looked much better than at least 50% of girls I saw the same night in madajos or black. Excellent attitude, great service, couple of hours, $200. I think the name was Morena.Did you pay for the ladies drink? 50 Arg$?

How accurate was my report on this place, as to your first visit?

Carpediem

08-18-08, 17:20

Hi Captain,

I found your report accurate. Regarding chicas, however, it all really depends on a given night and on a particular choice which one makes.

I'll myself go there again only in emergency. Finally, just to confirm earlier reports, I also heard from my girl that Thursdays and Fridays are the best days to be there.

I did pay $50 copa essentially because I negotiated many other things so it seemed productive to give her something. Could have probably avoided that though.

Did you pay for the ladies drink? 50 Arg$?

How accurate was my report on this place, as to your first visit?

Jaggar

08-20-08, 17:26

Full of Argies! Not for the meek! JAGGAR

Gipse

08-21-08, 18:31

Walked in at 4am with confidence, liked you guys suggested, without paying the doorman. The place was hopping. New girls were still showing up when I left at 6:30am. Didn't find anyone who tickled my fancy. Probably because my eyes were all fogged up from all that smoke.

I pulled a great one out of this place last year that's why I keep going back.

Did I mention there was a brawl inside around 5am but the management took care of it quickly so it did not accelate. Not a place for faint hearted.

Skifozo

08-23-08, 23:01

After a very late Thursday including the company of one of my favorita Paraguayan, I was enticed by TejanLibre and the Gold medal futbal game to tough it out for another.

I had a nice relaxing time At Casa Bar for futbal and closed it down at 5AM, then where else at 5am we decided to hit Crocodrilo. Walked right in no cover. Got a whisky and a beer for I think 80 peso as the dude seemed to know tejan.

Of course as TejaN Recommends to limit our english speaking which is tougher for me.This was not my first or even 2nd visit here so i new the scene somewhat, of course this is all due in th attempt of fitting in and not looking the tourist victim as there are some rough characters in there.

Wel the chicas were plenty and jammed with guys as well.

To make a long story short as its hangover day and dinner is almost ready. I pulled a dark Panamanian chica who had a super tight hot rack and hot face to match. She had a few guys randomly working her, so I kept poking into the picture as I know she was not going to last long. I forgot her name. IT went down very nicely even though she came off a little shy and inexperienced she opened up nicely back in mi casa. The service was good but didnt try cola so no se.

She wanted a hotel as lived far from my pad in Palermo, I said no way its too late and I wanted crash after I finish hammmering her. We agred on 200p for 1hourish and if she is nice I pay taxi home. Needless to say she earned the taxi ride and she didnt watch the clock.

REPEAT:YES, she left me her cell numer but I can't read her name due to the chick scratch..

Gipse

08-24-08, 18:18

Please don't ask me why I visit Crocodrillo because this place has,

- men to women ratio ranging from 4:1 or 3:1 and at best 2:1

- full of smoke,.

- a lot of young argentinos out for drinking and watching.

- sometimes over crowded with drunking fools.

- marginal chicas.

But there must be something because every trip I stop by there. Last night, I closed the place. I think it was around 7:15am. Left with a chica for $200p, and no bar fine. Decent service but nothing special.

Now there are these interesting stage shows. A combination of table dance, pole dance, and striptease. Some of the dancers look like she-males, some are females and a few I can't tell. There is one who has a pretty face and an awesome body that tempts me. When she partially strips you can see those well defined muscles which make me think a man but when she takes it all off I see only female parts. Then again I don't have a keen eye from a distance in a smoke filled room.

Last night, there was this regular girl there looking to make some money. Very attractive but drop dead drunk. She was grabbing guys dancing with them, whispering something in their ear, and then walking away.

She was cute so I was watching her. For the longest time, I thought she was a tease. But when I saw this professional looking Argentino laugh at her and walk away. Hum! probably a gold digger. I was curious - how much?

Then finally it was my turn. She made it over to me. Started with $600p, came down to $500p, then walked away. Came back to me after half an hour near the closing time for $400p. I know better - that the service will be terrible - but at this price I was tempted. After all she was cute. As I was thinking, the other shoe dropped, the bar fine of $100. My senses prevailed, and I passed.

She must have approached 20+ men, and had their attention for a while, a short while. But in the end she did not hook anyone.

Rock Harders

09-06-08, 19:25

Mongers,

I made a stop in here at about 3:30am on Wednesday night / thursday morning after a long absence of several months. There was a impressive selection at this point, and the place was not too crowded with drunken Argentine fools. After about five minutes I spotted Lorena, a chica I have done maybe 10-15 times over the past 3 years but none in the past year or so. On any given night she is probably the hottest girl in Cocodrilo, as she has no real flaws and is now in better physical shape than ever before, 26 years old with nice fake tits and lots of curves. I went up to her and started in with the chamuyo, and she immediately informs me that her price has gone up, to $250 AR. Coincidentally, it was her 26th birthday as well, and I figured it had been a long time and I had a suspicion I could get her to do me bareback, so I took her for the $250 AR, plus the $50 AR barfine. After many years of mongering in here I am quite well known by the owner and all the employees and they gave me a free ride back to my apartment with Lorena in their private vehicle.

Upon arrival to my apartment, Lorena was very impressed with the place (I had moved since the last time we hooked up) and that got things started off on the right foot. She does not drink alcohol, smoke cigarettes, or do any drugs so anything I can get her to do is acheived exclusively with chamuyo and offers of extra payment. After some making out and blowjob time (bbbj of course) on the couch watching some porno on Venus (channel 468 on directv) we moved to the bedroom. I bring up the subject of bareback, and ask her how much more she wants for that. She insists that she will not do that because she is not taking birth control pills and she does not want to get pregnant. I talked her out of that saying that I would not bust inside, and therefore she would not get pregnant; then she brought up AIDS, and I convinced her I was a obviously healthy young guy and she did not have to worry about that. I threw out some ridiculous money figures to get her to do it, ($200 USD) but she said if I paid her that she would feel like she was robbing me, so she said her agreed tariff plus whatever tip I wanted to give her would be fine for the bareback full service, as long as I agreed not to cum inside of her.

As such, the bareback action began, and it was great and a nice 25 minute session in several positions, with the big finish coming in doggy with a pull-out cum shot all over her ass and back. Afterward I had her give me a nice long massage (she is in great shape, with serious strength in her hands so gives a great massage) and then it was about 6:30 am so I gave her $350 AR overall (agreed tariff plus $100 AR tip) and she was on her way. I will probably repeat with her quite often now that I have her on the bareback program.

Suerte,

Rock Harders

Jaggar

09-10-08, 10:44

I stopped in two nights past (Monday) at 4AM. The layout was typical. Drunk Argies to Chicas 3:2.

Argies are typically harmless and somewhat of a benign group. There were about 5 girls btw 7 and 8. Nothing to boast about. Lorena was there and looked good but I typically prefer the real light skinned (pale) type.

Interesting. A guy NYC pops in and quite a nice guy. Absolutely ZERO espanol. I set him up with who was perhaps the best looking girl. Poor guy was doing the (father / son / holy / spirit) indentation as he was 40 and did not want to be punished for cruising home with a 22 yr old. Long story short.

Poor guy follows chica to front bar and does the 50 peso (chica copa salida) requirement. They then hit him with a cien peso copa as well.

Poor gent storms out saying to me I will never come back. Given that I have become accustomed to the place and, quite frankly, enjoy all of its "wierd" aspects, altogether removed myself from him, his anger, and his overall US based frustration.

It is suggested that unless you have, at least, a small handle on castellano espanol, stay away.

Would the consensus from the A. P. Listers agree?

Bueno.

Jaggar

Member #3320

09-17-08, 17:50

Was here on Tuesday night from 3 am to 5.30 am. It was quite boring. They had a tango show plus, some one singing songs and then couple of boring strip tease shows.

No bar fine. Just walked in with a simple "buenos noches".

Bought a 30ARS coca cola.

Girls were here but definitely none from Black or Madahos.

I liked a girl very much. She agreed for 200 ARS, no copa, but she ran away as soon as I mentioned BBBJ!

In between I decided to communicate with some locals after hearing stories that one should keep your profile low here. I decided to test the waters. I chose the most rough looking Argie to talk to. He turned out to be quiet friendly and gave me lot of useful information. He conirmed that Wed & Thur night are the best nites to go to cocodrilo.

It was my 2nd visit here and found this place not as hostile as I thought it was the first time.

Talked to another girl agreed for 200 peso. However, at my apartment, she became difficult so just gave her 15 ARS taxi fare and told her to go back to Cocodrill to solicit,

In all a mixed experience

Isola2000

09-21-08, 19:19

Seen so much negative on Coco.

It is a super place.

Some visiting on a Sunday, what do you expect?

Be Aires is completely dead on weekends.

You go to Coco on Tuesdays to Fridays, you.

Do not arrive before 4 am, action until 7 am.

You will have a great time.

That is why no city in the world beats Rio de Janeiro!

Gato Hunter

09-21-08, 23:17

Wednesday and Thursday or Miércoles y Jueves are the big nights out in most places in BA in general.

Member #3320

09-22-08, 01:53

Having spent 2 months mongering in Buenos Aires day & night, I have in a way started recognizing most of the females from Black, Madahos, Cocodrilo etc etc. Yesterday night in Black, I saw one chica who is normally in Cocodrilo every morning from 0400 in Cocodrilo, Monday to Friday. She solicits and goes just for 150 ARS. And, there I was shocked to see her in Black soliciting for 300 USD? However, she was probably among the worst and oldest looking chicks in Black last nite.

There has been a continuos reference of siting Black & Madahos chicas in Cocodrilo. In one way its true but what's also true & makes interesting reading is that the chicks who do come to Cocodrilo from Black or Madahos or probably the 4's or 5's who usually don't get any business in the high profile night clubs.

Member #3320

09-24-08, 08:48

Arrived at 0430 on Wed morning in cocodrilo, after a unsuccessful visit to Madhos.

Cocodrilo was a bit boring. However, the idea was to get a cheap fuck. I got that. Saw a woman (she calls herself Elisabeth) apparently very famous with AP guys. She "claimed" to be a medical student. I liked her body very much, face was average. I had a good BBBJ, CIM, DFK, GFE. Paid her 150ARS. In all, a satisfying fuck.

There were many women in Cocodrilo who could easily be had for 150 ~200 ARS. However, none was a 8 or 9.

Member #3320

09-27-08, 20:50

Arrived here on Friday night / early Saturday morning at 4 am after unsuccessful attempts at Catto's and La madeline.

I have never seen Cocodrilo so crowded. It was swarming with chicas and clients and their was hardly any place to even breathe. My guess is that month end is coming and chicas need their rents and henceforth the large unusual crowd here.

Because of the increase in the quantity of chicas, their was a increase in quality of chicas as well. Their was at least 2 "9"s, 4-5 "8"s and few "6"s and and "7"s or worse.

Enough eye candy. Excellent music. Lot of strip tease. I would highly recommend this place to mongers but you must know some Spanish else their is a high probability of getting conned here.

Smuler / Sportsman in reading, when you come to BA make sure you hit this place often 4-6 am if you can. Highly recommended.

Prices: I spoke to 3 chicas in all. First I spoke to the "9". She asked for 500 ARS. I was hanging in Cocodrilo till 7 am and I did not see anyone taking her! Then I chatted with the other "9", she asked a reasonable 300 ARS (afterall she was a "9") but did not agree for DFK or BBBJ. Dropped her. Then I went for a "8". Really hot looking Gothic / Gangsta type chicas from Uruguay. Had several tattoos / several peircings under the lower lip. Really liked her personality, more than her looks. But she was extremely hot & fuckable. She quoted me 200 ARS + 50 barfine. I said to her that I have never paid barfine here but she said she worked here and I must pay barfine. She also did not agree for BBBJ. It left me thinking and she went away. Soon, I saw a local young Argie taking her. I asked the Argie, how much he is paying her and he quoted same as 200 + 50 ARS. So in all, I felt bad in missing the opportunity but I guess I will return here to take this chica. I was so disheartened after this that I did not communicate with the other "8"s who were there for the taking.

TRIVIA: I did not see any girl from Madhos or Black here but I think many girls were freelancers honestly looking for cash at month end.

Enjoy BA

Gipse

10-05-08, 06:48

Guess with the beginning of the month the pressure for rent money must be over because I did not see many chicas at this place Saturday / Sunday night at 4pm. The place was full of Argentinos with more storming in at 5pm when I left. The ratio must be 4:1 seriously. Why do I keep going there?

Jaggar

10-05-08, 18:11

Yes I agree with Gipse. Sat PM / Sun AM.

Place was full of Argie Males and smokey air. No chica quality whatsoever.

Enjoy BA.

Jaggar

MCSE

10-15-08, 01:29

Take a look: they do not specify location nor services http://www.primiciasya.com/despliegue.php?idnoticia=4557

Photo also it's not very clear

Kleinberg

10-16-08, 13:37

Take a look: they do not specify location nor services http://www.primiciasya.com/despliegue.php?idnoticia=4557

Photo also it's not very clearCordoba why Palestina

Rioboy1

10-26-08, 14:18

His will encompass the Friday events as well.

With 2 others in tow, we ended up at Coco at 3am where we enjoyed the scene and the 30pesos coca-cola or water or whatever you drink drink price.

The chika drink price 50 pesos, not needed to take them out, but nice if you want to just hang out and talk. Talk is not cheap.

Did not think that there was any talent there and was waiting and waiting for the madaho chikas to come in. And when they closed the bar I was still waiting.

Must be a hit or miss.

Will try again of course, as the scene is interesting.

Member #3320

10-26-08, 14:31

Did not think that there was any talent there and was waiting and waiting for the madaho chikas to come in. And when they closed the bar I was still waiting.Rio boy, please read my various posts on Cocodrilo in last 2-3 months and you will know the exact truth about whether or nor Madhos girls are coming or not.

Rock Harders

03-11-09, 15:55

Mongers,

I made a trip in here last night after a long, long absence of five months or so. At about 3:30am there were maybe 30 chicas and 30 Argentine mongers, a light showing for this place. Drink prices and everything else the same in this place, as for whatever reason inflation doesn't seem to hit this place like it does the Recoleta tourist boliches. Unfortunately, there were no chicas that inspired me to give it a go, as there was nothing over a 6/7 except the dancers. My wingman did pull a Paisa chica (from Medellin) who was decent but was probably alot better five years ago. He paid 200 AR for an hour back at his place.

Suerte,

Rock Harders

Member #4110

03-11-09, 22:54

I used to like this place, but never again. I was there on Saturday night at about 4:30 A. M. And the place was full of very inebriated young Argentine men dancing and carrying on. I'd say the ratio was 4:1 male: female, and some of the females looked like regular novias of the guys. Not once did a chica approach me even though I must have looked like one of the few guys in the place who could pay for their services.

Newbies should know that they try to rip you off for 50 pesos at the door. It's a real shame because I met this great semi-pro in there a couple years ago.

Schmoj

03-11-09, 23:44

I'd say the ratio was 4:1 male: female, and some of the females looked like regular novias of the guys. Not once did a chica approach me even though I must have looked like one of the few guys in the place who could pay for their services.Just curious what look that is that shows you can pay for their services?

One of the things I like about Coco is that it is a little more like a normal boliche. Don't let looks deceive you though Riverm, I'll bet you an overpriced Quilmes that every girl in there was working.

Newbies should know that they try to rip you off for 50 pesos at the door. It's a real shame because I met this great semi-pro in there a couple years ago.As has been mentioned in this thread before, just walk straight in without even acknowledging the door guy. I have never even been asked. Maybe I look like more like one of the guys that can't afford their services.:-)

I was there on a Saturday night a few weeks ago. Probably around 3:30 or so and there seemed to be a lot of "amateurs" floating about. It can be a pretty good place to find some new blood.

Crap maybe I'll go in tonight. Anyone down?

Rock Harders

03-12-09, 00:25

Mongers,

As I have stated ad nauseum in many posts over the years, the only nights that Cocodrilo is worth visiting are Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday. Friday and Saturday nights have always sucked in this place. The real price for a beer is $30 AR and is $20 AR for a bottle of water. This is less than half the price than the Recoleta Clubs. The girls will go for $150-$200 AR, and the chica exit drink is $60 AR, although it is only mandatory to buy a chica drink for the chicas that are full-time Cocodrilo lurkers. Last night there was free pizza for customers.

Suerte,

Rock Harders

Exon123

03-12-09, 18:31

Jbones 13

03-24-09, 05:30

Buddy and I stopped in here tonight (Monday / tuesday) around 2:30am. I speak very little spanish and he speaks a good bit. He wasn't really looking for anything and was there as a wingman for me. He chatted up a fairly attractive girl their, I'd say a 7 in my book and probably one of the hotter ones their. Nice girl, her friend came over and started to try and chat me up and dance. She was short and cute and could grind her ass like no other. Had fun dancing for a bit, but unfortunately I don't go for the curvy types. Quite a bit of an ass and meat on her, most guys would likely love it. Not my style at all really, although tempting.

Didn't really see anyone that jumped out at me. Except the two bar dancers who were fucking smoking hot. Exactly how I like them, thin, firm and petite with little asses and sexy legs. Not to mention beautiful in the face. At this point it was probably 4:00am in the morning. My friend told the chica we had been chatting with I was interested in the brunette dancer (wearing a pink teddy and thong) and asked if she was available. She didn't think so but got her attention. She wasn't allowed to leave or some shit as she works at the bar. Possibly BS, but I believe it because I didn't see her working the crowd like the other girls and my buddy over heard her say the exact same thing to an argentinian guy who came up to her. I'm sure you could pull her if you speak the language and wait until the end of the night. At this point I said fuck it. Everyone else looked like chopped liver compared to her so we left. Still had fun though.

Cmanredhead

06-17-09, 02:13

And then -- it had to happen eventually -- there were the widespread news reports that Clinton and his entourage later had a "noche de soltero" (boys' night out) at a well-known cabaret called Crocodilo, where a certain Andrea Rincón, a "morocha" (brunette) who was "pulposa" (well-endowed) and a former participant in the popular TV reality show "Big Brother," did a private "baile hot" for him, according to the Web site of the news weekly Perfil, though it's not clear exactly what that dance involved.

Her tale, best we can figure, was that she just danced, nothing untoward, and was paid "very well" in dollars by someone, but not by Clinton. She said she didn't speak to him.

A Clinton spokesman in New York, however, said yesterday that her story "is completely false. They were at the hotel playing cards with the former and current presidents" and "a small group of staff and friends." They were playing "Oh, Hell," he said.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/06/16/AR2009061603088.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns

El Queso

06-17-09, 02:26

I saw her on the news, and some show here like "The View". No credibility whatsoever. She has the same sort of build and general look as Monica Lewinsky, if you squint a bit. She has no proof, and no one has beena ble to coroborate her story, from what I've heard, but I've only caught a few things about it on the local shows, which I don't watch much of.

I mean, come on. The man just isn't that stupid. To think that he would go to a public place where it is known that men take women out to fuck just boggles the mind. Even if there was some sort of "backdoor entrance" (I'm not punning with "completa" here! That he though it would be private there. I just don't believe he would risk soemthing like that.

I would be much more inclined to believe it if I heard that it was at a private party, and the girl who works at Cocodrilo was invited. It would still be very hard to believe that Clinton would chance it.

Of course, the Argentine media (and whores) NEVER (rolls eyes) make anything up, particularly where it has something to do with politics and the US.

BadMan

06-17-09, 07:01

I heard the story a couple times from some locals.

Its' complete BS.

Clinton wouldn't be caught dead in that shit hole.

Maybe if they had named some place half way decent. But that run down shack?

Yeah the President of the United States was hanging out at a tranny bar.

Riiiight.

Regards,

BM

Exon123

06-17-09, 12:08

Assuming he was staying at the Alverar Palace Hotel, he more than likely instructed one of his staff to order "Take Out" and the woman came to the hotel. Very easy to do and no ones looking, just put her in the elevator.

I for one couldn't imagine Bill Clinton coming all the way to Buenos Aires and not partaking, That would be Un-American of him, I mean what kind of leader is he?

Exon

El Queso

06-17-09, 14:44

"No big deal and all that. Except that it shows almost contempt for his wife who has an incredibly challenging role in the world right now. He went to high profile brothel and it was guaranteed that this would get worldwide publicity the minute he walked through the door."

"The Clinton Act is a well known commodity. People slip him what they think he likes, and he always comes up with a quip to cover it. Why do people throw dancing girls at Bill anyway? Is it the glint in his eye, or. Is there something besides cards going on in the back room?"

"Dammit, would people just leave the poor man alone? We all know he's horny. He can't help it, it's just the way the Bill is. I wouldn't even care if he got blown by every women in the universe, as long as he's making a positive influence, like opening AID's clinics."

"This is so bogus. Reading the article, but the misleading headline sure reads differently, doesn't it? She danced, nothing inappropriate as stated, she wasn't paid by Clinton, etc. Etc. And, not too surprising, the WP HAD to release this particular story about Clinton and on the same day as Ensign decided to cleanse his soul. Hey, Rethug's, Clinton paid his price, legally, and years ago. Old news. Move along."

The above are some examples of posts commenting on the article that Cmanredhead posted, which was really a link to the Washington Post article.

To me, this really shows something that I think is missing in this day and age of internet reporting and fast-as-light communications: Critical Thinking.

To begin with, the story itself should NEVER have been printed. Even the actual mainstream press down here is saying there is no coraborating evidence that something like this happened. The show I saw the other day that was like "The View" is called "Hoy". It's a sensacionalist morning show. It doesn't care about the truth - it's just spouting garbage that unfortunately too many people believe.

So why is the Washington Post even reporting on something so without merit?

On top of that, the people who post their comments on Huffington Post (where the link is that leads to the actual Washington Post story) have not done ANY thinking whatsoever as to whether or not the story is TRUE. Their comments are either for or against Clinton as a monger, not even questioning if the report is true!

Jackjack1

06-17-09, 21:18

AllIWantIsLove

06-18-09, 02:11

"I mean, come on. The man just isn't that stupid." No, he's not. In fact he's damn smart. But sometimes he thinks with the head where his brains are not. (As do most of us from time to time!

"To think that he would go to a public place where it is known that men take women out to fuck just boggles the mind." Yes, but so does getting a bj from an intern in the Oval Office!

I don't believe the story either, but couldn't resist the above comments.

Bob.

I saw her on the news, and some show here like "The View". No credibility whatsoever. She has the same sort of build and general look as Monica Lewinsky, if you squint a bit. She has no proof, and no one has beena ble to coroborate her story, from what I've heard, but I've only caught a few things about it on the local shows, which I don't watch much of.

I mean, come on. The man just isn't that stupid. To think that he would go to a public place where it is known that men take women out to fuck just boggles the mind. Even if there was some sort of "backdoor entrance" (I'm not punning with "completa" here! That he though it would be private there. I just don't believe he would risk soemthing like that.

I would be much more inclined to believe it if I heard that it was at a private party, and the girl who works at Cocodrilo was invited. It would still be very hard to believe that Clinton would chance it.

Of course, the Argentine media (and whores) NEVER (rolls eyes) make anything up, particularly where it has something to do with politics and the US.

Joe Hernandez

06-18-09, 07:11

What I don't understand that if it happens why it reached the press. A place like Cocodrillo can't allow that otherwise other famous guys (foreign and Argentine) will be discouraged to go.

El Queso

06-19-09, 20:35

Member #3320

07-28-09, 14:50

Found the picture of the girl who ALLEGEDLY performed a 5 minute show for Bill Clinton in Cocodrillo.

http://www.goodairs.com/2009/06/bill-clintons-noche-de-soltero.html

Jackjack1

07-28-09, 19:43

Found the picture of the girl who allegedly performed a 5 minute show for Bill Clinton in Cocodrillo.

http://www.goodairs.com/2009/06/bill-clintons-noche-de-soltero.htmlShe's a dead ringer for Holly of Bairesgirls:

http://www.bairesgirls.com.ar/escorts/Holly_4951-8877_5598.htm

Jack

Joe Hernandez

07-28-09, 22:09

But that's not the girl

TejanoLibre

07-28-09, 22:19

But that's not the girlAll this has to be horse-shit!

Nobody will pay a girl at Coco $1000.00 pesos or dollars for anything!

Especially a glorified lap-dance or table dance!

Sorry Charlie, but even someone as stupid as Clinton would not do that!

The girl is a BASIC Argie sperm bank!

But I'm not talking about the girl!

This episode did NOT happen.

TL

Schmoj

09-15-09, 05:13

After a hard day's work and posting on the Obama's a shitty president thread, I decided to drag my arse into Coco on a Monday (I know Rock, Thursday)

Anyway, I arrived about 1:30-2:00, did not even acknowledge the door dude, and hopped on up the stairs. The newish restaurant seemed packed, btw, but poon and food don't mix well for me. (Though I have eaten a brunch of two at the Hustler Club in SF)

But I digress, probably about 30-40 chicas and maybe 40-50 dudes, mostly Argentines in suites who didn't seem to be spending any dough. A few hot dancers. Ended up eyeball fucking a few girls and picked out 3 or so that I wanted, though depending on your taste there may have been more or less. A few beasts, but nothing too ugly not to fuck if you drink enough.

Anyway, again, one of the hotties walked by and I initiated the attack. After a no-pressure conversation, I asked her if she wanted a drink. Continued watching the magic show and she lead off with 300 pesos for an hour. I said, 250 for una hora why pico and it was a done deal. I personally don't like to lowball too much. I have had chicas in Coco who have seen me before lead off with 150, but it was pretty bad service. (Yes, I know Exon)

No name / contact, because she was cute, young, and one of the better lays I have had recently. I got her digits and will try to see her outside of Coco if possible.

Well, sorry for the drunken post, but if I don't do it know I won't do it. I don't post many pussy reports these days because I am usually just at Coco, getting drunk and enjoying myself.

Cheers,

Schmoj

Jaggar

09-15-09, 16:59

After spending a good part of my time each night (330AM to 5AM) last time I was here in BA, on a Cocodrillo barstool, I observe now the following.

Cost ($AR)

Copa $80

Chica $250

Taxi (2 ways): $25

SUM $355

At almost 400 pesos, what do I really get? Maybe BBBJ and DFK and una hora sexo. Where is the value add compared to a daytime visit to Maipu 359 or otherwise?

I think I may be brainwashed to think Coco D is a good deal?

Let me know!

Chau.

Jaggar

Gato Hunter

09-16-09, 00:33

Bill Clinton liked it!

http://www.primiciasya.com/despliegue.php?idnoticia=12417

I don't think I have seen this girl there though.

El Queso

09-16-09, 15:00

Bill Clinton liked it!

http://www.primiciasya.com/despliegue.php?idnoticia=12417

I don't think I have seen this girl there though.I can't believe this BS is still circulating as truth.

Schmoj

09-16-09, 17:04

Where is the value add compared to a daytime visit to Maipu 359 or otherwise?

I think I may be brainwashed to think Coco D is a good deal?Personally, I don't go there for the value. I usually go there to continue getting drunk, bullshit with the staff, the occasional fellow customer, and of course the chicas. I am even starting to enjoy the cheesy shows.

It definitely is not for everyone.

Exon123

09-16-09, 17:43

Personally, I don't go there for the value. I usually go there to continue getting drunk, bullshit with the staff, the occasional fellow customer, and of course the chicas. I am even starting to enjoy the cheesy shows.

It definitely is not for everyone.I only go there for the "Cocane"

Exon

Tionocturno

09-16-09, 21:55

Hi friends,

Can some one tell me where I could find photos from Cocodrillo girls?

I'm looking for Jessica, she is a very slim, big tits, perfect ass, blond hair, 5'1".

Look like Danielle Derek porno actriz.

Could some one help me please. I love her body and your tight pussy.

Thank you

Ian111

09-18-09, 15:01

Has anyone any info on this place which advertises in Clarin also 'Scandal Show' at Riobamba 374?

Jaggar

09-18-09, 23:00

Pulled the sweetest UBA college girl from main floor upstairs. Boy was she a 9.5/10. DFK, etc. Cortazone muy dulce. Conche tambien.

JAGGAR

Member #3320

11-02-09, 20:26

Rock Harders

11-04-09, 07:27

Mongers,

Rolled into this place for the first time in awhile at about 3:45am with two of my employees, one of which was celebrating his birthday. There were probably about 50-60 chicas working and only about maybe 40 guys in the place. I was pleasantly surprised by the quality of the chicas on offer on this occasion. There were probably about 15-20 young, fresh, doable chicas roaming about. I entered the club with no intention of pulling anything because I had fucked a non pro a few hours earlier but lo and behold a hot Colombiana caught my eye. She had the exact kind of female body I like to fuck; lots of tits, lots of ass, and rock hard midsection, along with a pretty paisa face. She revealed to me that she arrived from Pereira about three months ago and originally started at Madahos, but the tanking tourist industry has made paying customers rare at Madahos, so she switched to Cocodrilo where she gets more frequent customers at locals prices. I offered her $250 AR for the pleasure of my company and quickly accepted, and off we went in my truck back to my pad.

Upon arrival at my apartment, it was discovered that neither of us had any condoms, which is great because I hate condoms. She said that bareback service would cost me more money (not a problem for me) so I offered her an extra $150 AR and she was happy. The full on bareback sex that followed was terrific and she was quite passionate and a good sport about everything. Diamonds in the rough with great attitudes like this at Cocodrilo are the reason I continue to frequent this place.

Suerte,

Rock Harders

Esten

01-09-10, 01:32

In my quest to find more hunting spots, motivated in part by the demise of some Recoleta clubs, I finally checked out Cocodrillo last month. I had heard/read about the place for years and had the impression of a dark, somewhat seedy and dangerous place with potential good options but only very late at night. It was much better than I expected.

Went there on a Monday night about 2AM, the tough-looking door guy let me go upstairs and have a look first. Liked what I saw so came back down and paid the 70 pesos door fee which entitled me to 1 drink. Place was 75% full, about 100 people. Very simple layout, not upscale. One big room with some seating near the entrance, a long bar on the left and a dance floor in the middle. Younger crowd, casual dress. Jeans and a t-shirt is fine here. People hanging out, drinking, chatting, some dancing in the dance area or on the small stage. At the back of the club I soon realized were quite a few guys cross-dressed as women. Then I remember the posts on AP warning about this. LOL. After "adjusting" to this for a minute I soon found myself quite amused and thought it made the place more interesting. Chatted briefly with one who was friendly.

Many (though not all) chicas seemed like they were "available", based on eye contact etc. Some were just dancing and not paying attention to guys. Hard to say, maybe 15-20 chicas available. Not a huge number but not bad. Most in 7-8 range, maybe a couple higher. No hard sells here at all, everything very casual. I hooked up with one of the better looking chicas, her name was Valeria. Brunette, 22-23, fresh-faced "girl next door" look, white skin, slim, medium chest, a solid "8". Friendly, easy-going. Bought her a 70 peso drink which I believe is expected for taking a chica out. I agreed to her quote of 300 pesos and she agreed to my request for 1.5 hours. Hung out for awhile, then headed outside at about 3AM to catch a taxi to my place.

Valeria was even hotter with her dress off. Slim toned body, great tits- large C cup implants but well done not hard. Fun, great attitude, willing to indulge my requests. Lots of kissing and DFK. Turned on some music, sat in a chair and got a sexy strip show. Soon she was grinding in my lap, then just rested back against me as I felt her up. Her legs spread wide open, I'm fingering her with one hand and cupping her breast with the other and she's moaning and writhing like she's about to climax. So much for the strip show! Soon we hit the bed, multiple positions, passionate, all GFE except no bbbj but I didn't miss it because everything else was so damn good. She readily agreed to my request to finish, me laying face up on the bed, her on top providing a slow and steady bodyslide / tittyfuck with babyoil. She built me up for about 10 minutes until I let loose. Pure bliss.

Valeria stayed over an hour. She gave me her phone number. 300 pesos for her plus my drink and her drink (both 70 pesos) = 440 pesos total. Fantastic session. Great first impression for Cocodrillo.

Esten

01-15-10, 02:13

I went back to Cocodrillo on a Thursday around 1:30am. Told the door guy I just wanted to go up and have a look first. Decided to stay upstairs and not go back down and pay the door fee this time... a small risk but I'm not sure how much they monitor this. Place was packed. Younger crowd as before. Did not see my gal from last time but there were still numerous options. Definately a party scene. Lots of people dancing but more on the side just hanging out.

After a pass up and down through the crowd, I had a few promising candidates but decided to hang out awhile before making a move. Found a seat next to the dance floor and watched the chicas dance. Soon there were 3 chicas dancing together right in front of me, including a really beautiful young woman, an 8.5 body and face possibly the best looking chica in the club. I decided watching her dance would be my entertainment for awhile. She never looked at me, but I had the feeling she knew I was checking her out. Maybe her friends had noticed and had given her a signal. Maybe this was all planned and they were dancing in front of me intentionally to get my interest. Well after 10 minutes the hottie finally decides to look my way and has a huge grin.... like "of course you were checking me out baby, how could you not?". Her friends leave and she comes over and sits next to me. After some chat found out she wanted 350 pesos, more than the normal 300. I say I need to think about it. She is cool with that but not inclined to stick around to convince me. She says to look for her when I'm ready and disappears into the crowd. She got me in the mood though and I soon get up to go chica hunting.

I eventually chat up a Colombiana by the name of Katherine. Early twenties, dark tan, slim and toned, small chest, a bit of a wild, exotic look but certainly attractive. She is in seductress mode, moving in close to me, slipping her finger between her puckered lips, telling me what a good time we'll have. I figure she does bbbj, and she confirms yes when I ask. Not quite my usual type, I'm on the fence but her grinding up against my hard cock helps me make up my mind. I buy her a drink for 70 and a water for myself which was 40. So I saved 30 pesos not paying at the door. We soon head out.

She was indeed a wild one. DFK, horny and ready to fuck. Hot sweaty sex in multiple positions. She did some dirty talk and on several occasions asked me to squeeze her nipples hard. Real hard. I complied each time and squeezed and twisted them in my fingers as hard as I could, and she loved it. Well eventually I finish and she hasn't, she asks me to squeeze her nipples hard again and finger her. I give her some focused attention and soon she also has her climax. Now there was one small disappointment, before sex she tried to get a propina for bbbj, claiming a propina for this was standard despite what she told me in the club. I think she wanted 100 at first, then seemed willing to consider 50. But I didn't need it, everything else was going great. I just declined the bbbj and kept things moving. This one point aside, it was a very good session. 300 pesos for her plus 110 for two drinks = 410 pesos total this time.

Tionocturno

01-24-10, 03:13

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BadMan

02-01-10, 06:44

Not that I really give a shit, but...

I came across this thread in the local forum. For those that read Spanish, you should give it a quick read.

http://www.foro-escorts.com.ar/foros/f169/roban-en-cocodrilo-124185/index2.html

Seems that people that are connected with the bars owners are admitting (actually they are warning their good friends against going there) to many recent robberies involving the actual chicas who work there. By this I mean that the girls are in on it. Supposedly they (armed thieves) pull a gun on you while you are walking on Anchorena from Cocodrillo to the motel. The girl plays along, but she's in on it.

You have been warned.

Esten

02-02-10, 02:55

TejanoLibre

02-02-10, 14:23

Good info, thanks.

Perhaps a line that might be of some help, would be to casually ask the chica (after initial negotiations) if there is a nearby hotel, or if she would prefer to grab a taxi to your place, and see how she responds.Do not give her a fucking choice!

Throw her ass in the cab and make sure your not being followed!

TL

Rock Harders

02-02-10, 18:00

Mongers,

I was in Cocodrilo last Tuesday night and I have been a regular at this place for more than four years. In my opinion and experience, this is by far the best hooker bar in Buenos Aires for quality of the merchandise and experience. I cannot even begin to tell you how many amazing BBFS experiences I have had from the girls at this place, all at some of the cheapest prices in Buenos Aires. Four years ago, when I first starting patronizing Cocodrilo, a beer or basic drink was 40/50 pesos. Today, a beer or basic drink is still 40/50 pesos. The chica exit fee has gone up from 40/50 to 60/70 today, not bad considering the inflation seen everywhere else. Also, Cocodrilo is 10x more fun to hang out at than any of the pretentious bullshit Recoleta clubs (although Newport is fun)

Last Tuesday I picked up a 23 year old Paraguayan gem with one of the best natural asses and tits I have ever experienced. It took all of about 45 seconds to talk her out of using the condom and she put on a great performance. The next day I had her come over directly to my house instead of going to Coco and she put on an even more intimate performance.

As I have stated many times before, Cocodrilo is not for the non-spanish speaking, just off the boat timid monger. However, for the more experienced monger looking for willing hot girls at fair market prices look no further than this place. Anyone that says to avoid this place simply does not know what they are talking about.

Suerte,

Rock Harders

Exon123

02-02-10, 18:26

Mongers,

I was in Cocodrilo last Tuesday night and I have been a regular at this place for more than four years. In my opinion and experience, this is by far the best hooker bar in Buenos Aires for quality of the merchandise and experience. I cannot even begin to tell you how many amazing BBFS experiences I have had from the girls at this place, all at some of the cheapest prices in Buenos Aires. Four years ago, when I first starting patronizing Cocodrilo, a beer or basic drink was 40/50 pesos. Today, a beer or basic drink is still 40/50 pesos. The chica exit fee has gone up from 40/50 to 60/70 today, not bad considering the inflation seen everywhere else. Also, Cocodrilo is 10x more fun to hang out at than any of the pretentious bullshit Recoleta clubs (although Newport is fun)

Sidney, Doesn't speak Spanish Rock Harders.

Exon.

Last Tuesday I picked up a 23 year old Paraguayan gem with one of the best natural asses and tits I have ever experienced. It took all of about 45 seconds to talk her out of using the condom and she put on a great performance. The next day I had her come over directly to my house instead of going to Coco and she put on an even more intimate performance.

As I have stated many times before, Cocodrilo is not for the non-spanish speaking, just off the boat timid monger. However, for the more experienced monger looking for willing hot girls at fair market prices look no further than this place. Anyone that says to avoid this place simply does not know what they are talking about.

Suerte,

Rock HardersSidney doesn't speak Spanish Rock Harders.

Exon

BadMan

02-02-10, 21:17

Schmoj

02-03-10, 00:42

Not that I really give a shit, but.

I came across this thread in the local forum. For those that read Spanish, you should give it a quick read.

http://www.foro-escorts.com.ar/foros/f169/roban-en-cocodrilo-124185/index2.html

Seems that people that are connected with the bars owners are admitting (actually they are warning their good friends against going there) to many recent robberies involving the actual chicas who work there. By this I mean that the girls are in on it. Supposedly they (armed thieves) pull a gun on you while you are walking on Anchorena from Cocodrillo to the motel. The girl plays along, but she's in on it.

You have been warned.Bad, I don't think you read the thread all the way through.

In short, this thread is mostly bitching about the quality and the entrance fee. A few specific references to vehicle robberies and a few vague references to robberies on the streets around Coco.

Your post refers to many more specifics than this thread.

Here is a play by play, for those of you who are bored:

The original post in this thread is talking about vehicle robberies on Gallo.

Various complaints about the quality and entrance fees.

One guy says: "Ahora que hago memoria. Hace algunos años una chica me habia advertido sobre robos en el camino al telo de anchorena."

Which translates as: "Now that I remember. A FEW YEARS AGO, a chica warned me about robberies on the street headed the telo on anchorena."

Then there are a few posts about the "friends of the owner," are talking about the restaurant, not the robberies.

Then someone asks about the rumors he had heard that there were robberies on the street.

More bitching about the entrance fee.

The final post is some guy saying, yeah with all the robberies and the entrance fee, why go there.

Schmoj

02-03-10, 00:44

Read the local boards.

Every local monger is saying Cocodrillos is turning into a run down overpriced piece of shit. And the management doesn't seem to care there is a string of strong armed robberies of their patrons with the collusion of their working girls.

Yeah, great place.That is true, but not quite what you said in your previous post.

But hey, I encourage you guys to stay as far away as possible. More hotties for me and Rock.

Fernando22

02-03-10, 01:56

This is an "avoid place" and almost 100% local forums agree on that.

Poor quality of girls, too much dope, many tales about HIV girls working there.

Even robberies.

Men, you are living inside a fish bowl!

Argies aren't stupid, read a little more local websites and you will find much better places to spend your dollars!

BadMan

02-03-10, 05:05

I could really give two shits if some idiots get robbed. I just wanted to share what I had read just in case it might help out a thinking individual, I'll LOL at the " I told you so moment " later on.

These posts are pretty straight forward regarding the robberies and where this information is coming from.

Believe what you want.

Amigos del foro me han estado llegando rumores acerca de que en en cocodrilo estan choreando no dentro del lugar why hasta q alguna minitas estan metidas en eso, alguien sabe algo al respecto? El tema es q no me lo dijo un boludo me lo dijo un amigo allegado al dueño. Este amigo tiene un restaurant muy cerca de la zona why farandulero. No puedo decir mas asi q si alguien sabe algo por favor comenten, gracias
tengo entendido que es (o era?

Amigo de omar, de hecho antes arrancaba ahi la cosa, en el corralon.

Si el te lo comento no creo que sea pescado podrido, salvo que ahora el corralon este vacio.

Au revoir
Pepeloco a vos te paso?

Mira no se supueste como es la movida pero dicen q en el trayecto al hotel te ponen igual siempre la zona esa fue un poco turbia.
En todos los boliches roban. Hasta en black. Solo que ahi, si se entera la administracion, a la chica la fletan. En coco no pasa nada. Eso puede que fomente otras cosas mas pesadas como las que dicen que pasa. La verdad que es una cagada. Siempre hay que irse en taxi.

Saludos.
Por lo que tengo entendido es cierto que hubo algunos robos en cocodrilo why las minas son cada vez peores why aparte creo que subieron la entrada a 100 pesos mas la copa arriba mas el telo why la mina son como 500 o 600 mangos minimo porque hay minas mas caras todavia why el lugar esta en decadencia.

Rock Harders

02-03-10, 07:34

Mongers,

Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but those opinions should be at least based on actual facts and / or personal experiences. For those mongers that cannot read the Spanish language posts placed here by BM, all those people are saying is that they heard rumors that people were being robbed, that the area around Cocodrilo has always been a bit sketchy and that you should always take a taxi. The last post from the Argie forum is just complete and total bullshit; I have never paid ANY entrance fee to enter Cocodrilo in more than four years of patronizing the place and the maximum any girl in here will ever ask for is 300 pesos, not the 500 or 600 "minimo" figure cited in that post.

Cocodrilo is not Disneyland but it certainly is not a dangerous place where you can expect to get robbed or ripped off. I have been going to this place for years and nothing bad has ever come close to happening to myself or the many other people I know who frequent the place. I reckon I have been to this place about 75 or 80 times over the past 4+ years which gives far more weight to my reports than to what the peanut gallery is claiming.

Suerte,

Rock Harders

Moore

02-03-10, 17:26

If you believe everything you hear then all of South America is too sketchy to visit.

I'm going to give Cocodrilo a try later this month. Surprisingly, I don't remember going there before so I'm looking forward to it.

Thanks for the informative reports, Rock.

Isola2000

02-06-10, 19:20

I think Coco brings a lot of good memories for dudes in this site.

Also the dudes that feel so sad for the closure of HELP in Rio.

The closure of Casquina da Sirrhi in Salvador.

So where are we to go, the salvations?

Member #3320

02-07-10, 06:38

Went to this place 3-4 times in last one month on different week nights between time 0300~0730.

The entry continues to be a enigma for me. If its a good day, you just walk past and the gatekeeper lets you in without a entry fees. However, on a bad day, he stops you and charges you 70 ARS which goes basically in his pocket!

I am not sure if it makes sense to spend 70ARS for entering a smoke filled, hot and dirty place like cocodrillo when you could be spending the same (or +10/20 pesos) to enter a Madhos, Black or Hippo.

Secondly, as per the quality of chicas is concerned, I have two comments. Most of the doable chicas, I saw, are the same whom I saw last year as well and have already done them. And I can not remember a service of any of them which makes them worth taking a 2nd time.

The other new chicas available were very very ordinary looking, not worth waiting till 6-7 am in the morning to fuck.

Again, spoke to few chicas (ordinary looking chicas) but got a 100% negative response on BBBJ.

The prices quoted was 250~300ARS mostly (though they start at 500 ARS) I could not figure out the deal on ladies drink as some chicas are ready to go without a ladies drink and some NOT!

I did not take any of the chicas as they were not good looking enough, plus no BBBJ, or I had already done them last year.

Another thing of note is that in summer season, the Cocdrillo main floor becomes like oven at 360 degree.

As usual very brash crowd, some troublemakers whom one has to keep clear of, some Transvestites, some very pushy chicas.

I would not call it an ideal place to hunt for chicas especially if one has to pay a entry fees of 70ARS which depends on the discretion of the gatekeeper!

Just my observation on the place.

Final verdict: Personally, I do NOT like this place.I would go with what I commented as above a few months ago.

I have not heard about the robberies. However, it can not be doubted that one can get robbed in the vicinity of the bar.

I can not pinpoint, but there is something about Cocodrilo which makes me dislike that place immensely.

I know of some of the other mongers who have picked up girls from Cocodrilo and when they reached their home, the girls changed the deal what was promised in the bar in terms of the sexual acts to be performed in exchange of the money promised.

I concur its NOT a place for newbie mongers. However, i will like to add that anyone who knows Buenos Aires mongering scene pretty well will know that one can get better value for his money/time/efforts at various places in BA as compared to spending it on Cocodrilo bar/ girls.

Isola2000

02-09-10, 20:29

For me its a great place that ends the day or night in BA. Its starts lunchtime at Cafe Orleans, between 9pm and midnight it is the Suipacha Triangle, midnight to 4 pm its Recoleta and after 4 its Coco.

Have fun

Julio

02-24-10, 01:24

Last Tuesday I picked up a 23 year old Paraguayan gem with one of the best natural asses and tits I have ever experienced. It took all of about 45 seconds to talk her out of using the condom and she put on a great performance. The next day I had her come over directly to my house instead of going to Coco and she put on an even more intimate performance. Excellent performance, Rocky.

But please tell us the name of the Paraguayan gem who fucked you without condom so we, uncult and barbarian natives who read from time to time this forum may know it and save our uncult and barbarian lives.

Because as someone wisely wrote in another thread of this same forum, "any girl that will fuck you bareback will fuck anyone bareback and probably has some disease".

Thanks for the magic, champion, I swear you are by far the top star of this site:)

Rock Harders

02-24-10, 01:46

Julio,

I've probably banged every hot girl in Cocodrilo bareback ten times over by now, so do yourself a favor and consider all the hot girls in Cocodrilo as my personal pussy reserve that you can just stay the fuck away from.

Suerte,

Rock Harders

Julio

02-24-10, 05:17

Rocky, I love your sense of humor.

Cochese

06-22-10, 17:04

My friend and I went in last Thursday around 2am. I know the owner, so we got in free. We were both quoted 600p. I looked at the girl, and almost immediately she said that 500p would be her absolute minimum.

Now, I've got a question for the mongers. Coco is a known hangout for trannies. Some are obvious, but I presume there are others that are less so (one of the dancers from Madaho's, for example) How can you tell the difference between a post-op trannie, and a "real" woman?

El Queso

06-22-10, 17:49

But please tell us the name of the Paraguayan gem who fucked you without condom so we, uncult and barbarian natives who read from time to time this forum may know it and save our uncult and barbarian lives.

Because as someone wisely wrote in another thread of this same forum, "any girl that will fuck you bareback will fuck anyone bareback and probably has some disease".I don't understand why anyone would be concerned about who anyone screwed without a condom - isn't that the whole reason to wear the condom? I. E. I thought everyone assumed the girls were already disease-ridden for just that reason, which is why people are so adamant about not fucking hookers bareback.

Seems like just another reason to give someone a hard time to someone who isn't as worried about the things the establishment tells us all to worry about, for no real reason other than giving that type of person a hard time.

:)

Jackson

06-22-10, 18:54

But please tell us the name of the Paraguayan gem who fucked you without condom so we, uncult and barbarian natives who read from time to time this forum may know it and save our uncult and barbarian lives.

Because as someone wisely wrote in another thread of this same forum, "any girl that will fuck you bareback will fuck anyone bareback and probably has some disease".Greetings Everyone,

This is copied directly from the Forum's Posting Guidelines:

It does no good to criticize members for not following what other members may consider to be safe sex practices for the following reasons:

1. It never serves to change any one's behavior.
2. It's a disincentive for members to contribute.
3. It almost always leads to arguments.
4. It provides a "cover" for Serial Antagonists to provoke other members.

To address the usual arguments:

1. If a guy wants to engage in sex without using a condom, that's his risk and his business.

2. If a girl wants to engage in sex without using a condom, that's her risk and her business.

3. If YOU want to protect yourself from either or both of the aforementioned parties, then YOU should use a condom for sex all the time and thus YOU will be protected from the allegedly unsafe sex practices of the other parties.