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Hello all,
I would like to start a new threat in order to compile all the excuses invented by chicas in order to extract more money from us or in order to avoid performing the promised services. Here are mine. I hope you will follow through:
1° The quoted price was in dollars, not in Pesos !
2° All my money was stolen by another girl in the agency. How will I pay the rent?
3° I can't do the BBBJ as promised because I was at the dentist's this morning.
etc.
" You're hung like a horse, that will cost you 50 pesos more "
I get that one ALL the time.
Starfe
Starfe,
Let me know the next time a girl uses that line on you. Maybe she'll let me in for half price.
No one has ever had "It's that time of month"? And strangely it starts just after you have dropped your pants
How about when a time frame, of say, one hour is agreed upon and she starts to dress after your first pop.
Daddy Rulz
08-25-05, 03:54
how about when a time frame, of say, one hour is agreed upon and she starts to dress after your first pop.Never feed a coon dog before you go hunting and never pay a prostitute until the sex is over. If she didn't have her money she wouldn't be so quick to leave.
So what do you say verbatim as to how you will pay only after the deed without having her pick up and walk out. Do you at least show her the money?
If you really have to, you could say "Yo pago despúes." Simple as that. I never show them the money, either. If they don't like that there are thousands more where they came from. If they even ask for the money first, I throw them out. It's happened only a couple of times here in BA. Two were gals from Catto's and I threw them both out. One was from Exedra and I told her I never pay in advance and she accepted it. One was some gal I met in a bar and I was drunk and I think maybe I did show her the money and it was fine.
Never pay in advance. Never pay in advance. Never pay in advance at any time, under any circumstances, for any reason.
Exception.
When ordering "take out" from an apartment, or from the Clarin, you will have to pay up front. The girls will then "call home" and say it's all OK.
That's just the way it is.
David
Well, yes and no. When I order takeout from Suipacha 921, Güemes 3221, or wherever Pandora is working, I still never pay up front. For that matter when you (Capt Dave) and I got takeout from that place in Vicente López, I didn't pay up front either. I actually offered to and the chica just shrugged. I got takeout from 1707 Santa Fe and I am pretty sure I didn't pay up front then either but it was a long time ago and I wouldn't swear to it.
So it depends.
Daddy Rulz
08-27-05, 12:27
Well, yes and no. When I order takeout from Suipacha 921, Güemes 3221, or wherever Pandora is working, I still never pay up front. For that matter when you (Capt Dave) and I got takeout from that place in Vicente López, I didn't pay up front either. I actually offered to and the chica just shrugged. I got takeout from 1707 Santa Fe and I am pretty sure I didn't pay up front then either but it was a long time ago and I wouldn't swear to it.
So it depends.Richard T you are a force of nature. The rest of us have to pay agency chicas in advance. However there is recourse with them. You tell the agency what you want as far as services, if they don't deliver call back and complain. If it's a good agency they will get her on the phone and tell her to get her ass to work. If it's not accept it as a lesson learned and don't use the agency.
As far as Boliche and Cafe girls, like Nancy Reagen says "just say no" act a little pissed if you want. Really, really, really the vast majority of these girls respond very well to determined men.
Rio Cabaña: You got to pay the club the whole thing in advance.
Bandy
I don't even consider that place a club. More like a morgue. A club would have music, or something. Boringest place I've been in Buenos Aires.
Daddy Rulz
08-28-05, 02:43
But I saw some cuties one afternoon, if you like young flaquitas. And I do.
There are no cuties at Rio Cabaña. It is a well-known fact that good looking chicas can only be found in Black, Madaho's, and one other place whose name I forget; these comprise the "Big Three." All the rest are full of skanks who will give you AIDS. However, if you do find yourself in some other place, what you should do is pay the chica 600 pesos. This will prevent AIDS.
Daddy Rulz
08-28-05, 14:51
I thought the big three were: The magic wall, the office, and the corner of Marcello T and Maipu. I have a lot to learn. Thanks for the 600 peso tip. I just looked that up on the CDC website and to my amazment they give the same direction. It also says that if you hold 600 pesos in one hand while you jerk off with the other you can't give yourself aides and it will prevent blindness.
"It also says that if you hold 600 pesos in one hand while you jerk off with the other you can't give yourself aides and it will prevent blindness."
While this indeed true, it is vitally important to wear dark glasses while you do this. Otherwise the spunk goes all in your eyes and you can go blind.
"It also says that if you hold 600 pesos in one hand while you jerk off with the other you can't give yourself aides and it will prevent blindness."
While this indeed true, it is vitally important to wear dark glasses while you do this. Otherwise the spunk goes all in your eyes and you can go blind.Oh yeah, and don't forget the coconut oil.
Rockin Bob
08-28-05, 18:13
The cheaper the chica the better the service and performance in my case almost every time. -One Tree Hill, on the Shampoo thread.
That reminded me of a message I once posted in the Brazil section and that various other mongers have repeated in various places, and if I am not mistaken Jackson has said it as well. I'm GONNA REPEAT IT ONE MORE TIME!
Price and looks have absolutely no correlation with the quality of the experience you are going to have with the girl. Period. Yup, I take issue with you guys who say, you get what you pay for. As I once posted, the most expensive girl I ever went with was the worst girl I ever went with, and one of the cheapest, one of the best.
On the subject of respect. Respect yourself first. Don't overpay. There are enough posts on that subject, enough said. But second, respect the girl, too.
I was in Brazil last month at a bar, and I saw this great girl and her friend with a couple of guys. A couple of idiots, to be more exact. The guy starts feeling her up and she complains, she doesn't want him squeezing her tits in front of everybody. I exchanged eye contact with her, all the while I'm thinking, what is she doing with this clown? She starts to get annoyed with him, and he looks at me with this what's-up-with-her expression and I just ignored him.
I finish my beer, wander around, later I see the girl and her friend without the guys, I beckon her over and she smiles and comes running. I ask her what she was doing with that guy. She says they had appeared just a few minutes before I did, that they were rich and thought they were entitled to everything. She and her friend dumped them.
I took her back to my apartment and a great time with her. Try and realize: you want a GFE and a low price. She wants money and not to be treated like shit.
If you want a GFE, give her a BFE. You want respect, respect yourself and don't pay too much. The best deal of all, if you are going to be around a while, you find a girl you like, treat her well, you get a volume discount and much better sex.
I admit, I don't take my own advice. I took a girl out of Excedra last week and paid her 150 when I knew I could have done 100. But I had a great time in bed with her. Not the most beautiful girl in the world, but pretty enough. And not asking 300 pesos. Even to start.
Daddy Rulz
08-29-05, 04:47
"It also says that if you hold 600 pesos in one hand while you jerk off with the other you can't give yourself aides and it will prevent blindness."
While this indeed true, it is vitally important to wear dark glasses while you do this. Otherwise the spunk goes all in your eyes and you can go blind.Sick, sick sick. Methinks you have been abroad to long Richard T.
Sick, sick sick. Methinks you have been abroad to long Richard T.He's never been right since that incident with the Yankee woman who took him to Peru for a love vacation. Scarred him for life, it did. ;)
DjFourMoney
11-20-05, 03:55
I see alot of guys just HAVE to have a uncovered BJ from the provider.
I find this interesting because while some providers don't like DFK or even DATY and try to save those for people that are "special" in their lives, that's how I feel about BJ's in general.
I'd be more upset if the lady offered "greek" and I didn't get a chance to do it. Little chance of that happening in South America it seems as its the capitol of "greek"!
I much rather have the provider / non-pro BEG to suck me because she's turned on by whatever I'm doing, usually DATY.
Maybe some of you can benefit from this train of thought?
Afterall, as much as we would like to think the providers are unthinking "robots" they are women and women no matter how "hard" they are love to be attended too.
As alot of you say, I think GFE goes BOTH ways, not just one way.
Full Throttle
11-21-05, 18:43
Maybe some of you can benefit from this train of thought?Not exactly the express.
I called Soledad from Germidos but the girl that turned up gave excuse that the website is for publicity purpose only -> http://escorts.gemidos.com.ar/?id=escorts&ct=1&pb=5274&lang=en
Still asking 150 pesos + 20 pesos taxi
I thought I knew all the tricks in the book from reading this site, but I learned a new one last time.
A trick that my chica told me about is when they sit in the bathroom too long. I had 2 girls from Affaire and they were taking forever in there. I thought they were doing coke or some kind of drug. I asked my novia what she thought and she says a lot of the time the girls will sit in there just to waste time. So if you ever have a chica taking more than 2 or 3 minutes in there, bang on the door and tell her to hurry up.
The rest of the session was average.
Hi Marak5,
Either that, or tell them that the clock doesn't start until they're out of the bathroom and they present themselves for duty.
Thanks,
Jackson
I have been posting on this board for a long time and although I am a dickhead, you are a stupid fucking shit head, and a germ, and you promised to stop posting. In fact you posted that you asked Jackson to delete all your posts. I hope and pray that he does so, and in the meantime I want you to stop PMing me. Also your sister fucks for Hershey bars.
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