The Rock Harders Chronicles

[Rock Harders]

Mongers-

As a result of my recent lack of activity with professionals, I have decided to begin reporting of my activities on the non pro scene for the entertainment and reading pleasure of the forum membership.

Suerte,

Dirk Diggler

[Rock Harders]

Thursday June 1

Late Wednesday night, I got offered tickets to the Cirque Du Soleil that is in town, so I called up a Colombian chica that I have been trying to fuck and asked her if she wanted to go. I call up the chica (Vanessa) and I ask her if she wants to go, she says yes, I say the show is at 5pm and I tell her I will call at 3pm to make arrangements, etc. So I call at 3pm, she backs out, I am pissed as hell I am on the hook with 2 tickets worth $500 pesos with only an hour and a half before showtime. Luckily, I call up a chica (Camila) who gave me her phone number one night at work, and she was excited and agreed to go. We went to the show, it was good, had dinner afterwards, blah blah blah.

After several cocktails at dinner and my apartment, I finally get the girl (Camila) naked. This girl is 21, has huge tits, a kinda big ass, and a nice face, along with a shaved pussy. Really only a fun 5, maybe a 6 being generous on the scale. The sex was above average, she was on top with her tits in my face. Around 3am I put her in a taxi with $35 pesos for the fare (she lives way out in the provinica south of Capital Federal)

The overall grade of the experience is a disappointment, but at least I salavaged something decent out of what could have been a terrible night. The Colombian chica was way hotter than the Argentinean girl I got with; she was at least an 8.5 with a Victoria's Secret type body. Anyway, I am pissed off at her and probably won't call her again.

More to come,

Dirk Diggler

[Rock Harders]

Tuesday June 6

I had a very interesting day at work. Decent crowd all night no problems, when I arrived there were several 18-19 year old girls hanging out for one of their girlfriend's birthday. One of the girls really took a liking to me it appears, Marina, a 19 year old half Brasilian, half Argentinean. She gave me her number, I have her mine, and when I woke up today at 5pm there was a text message from her on my phone. Anyway, now on to the really details. Around 330, two girl I know walked in, one a Peruvian the other an Argentinean. The Argentinean stayed with me at work until 8am, then made the close walk to my pad with me. The whole walk, and later in bed, she kept asking me if I have a girlfriend, how many girlfriends I have, why don't I have a girlfriend. I just kept saying no, zero, and I don't know. Anyway, after we arrive at my apartment (Mirtha, wouldnt admit her age) and I go to my bed and she is resisting getting naked right away. After about two fucking hours of foreplay and getting her clothes off one by one, she gets on top, and we fuck for two minutes. I then throw her off and go get a condom and resume the sex. Overall not bad for "8 o'clock slop", about a 6, decent body, small tits, nice ass. Hairy pussy and a little happy trail on her stomach not a big turnon.

More to come,

Dirk Diggler

[Rock Harders]

Thursday June 8

I knew that there could be some trouble when I arrived at work at the usual midnight hour because I received text messages from both Marina (the half brasilan, half argentinean chica from Recoleta, 19 yo) and Mirtha (age undeclared, from Almagro, the girl I fucked on Tuesday) telling me they were at my bar waiting to see me. Anyway, it was a busy night, lots of young chicas and I was effectively able to ignore Mirtha and talk to Marina most of the night she was there. Nevertheless, Mirtha waited until I got off work at 8am and came back to my place again.

Thankfully this time there was far less foreplay to get Mirtha to spread her legs, only about 15 or 20 minutes or so. Also, this time she had shaved her pussy a little more. We fucked for about 25 minutes, really slow, and I think she enjoyed it, beginning with me on top, then changing to doggy, switching to her riding me, then me finishing up on top. Overall, the sex was better this time, but again she stayed until noon, which pissed me off because I had to wake up to let her out of the building.

I can already tell that Mirtha is trying to latch on to some degree, which I do not like at all. On the short walk from my work to my apartment at 8am, she told me that the cleaning lady at my bar asked her if she was my girlfriend, and she said "no, only amiga", and then she basically asked me for confirmation, trying to push me to say she is my girlfriend, which I smartly declared straight up she is only my amiga. It is quite clear that I can fuck Mirtha several more times, but soon I will have to cut her loose completely, on the account of her less than perfect teeth, less than perfect body, less than fresh smells, and from what I can tell, her "going nowhere" life situation. Maybe I'm a asshole, but unless a girl is an 8.5 or higher, comes from a high class well off background, is very educated, and doesnt "need" me, there is no chance of her sticking around for me to call her a girlfriend. Note that a higher ranking on the looks / sexual ability scale can be substituted for for lower scores in class, education, need.

Anyway, I am definetly moving on to the half argentine, half brasilian girl, Marina, beginning with Saturday. We made arrangements to meet saturday night during our conversations yesterday at my bar. I will report on this and all other activity.

More to Come,

Dirk Diggler

[TheKnife]

Ae mongers welcome at your bar? If so please share details.

Eddie

[Marak5]

Ae mongers welcome at your bar? If so please share details.

EddieHi Eddie.

Dirk Diggler works at [Personal contact information deleted by Admin]. I'm sure all mongers are welcome to hang out. Go up and introduce yourself. Hes the real serious muscular guy on the overnight shift.

Chica D

EDITOR's NOTE: This report was edited to remove personal information in the text.

[Judd]

Marak 5, Chica D: What is wrong with you dude? Why do you have so much angst for others on the board? I hang out with you, and you seem like a normal well balanced person. However, when your on this board, you become another person hell bent on fucking with everyone. You know how many times I have to answer the question, "What's up with that guy Marak 5 from the board." Too Many!

The Dirk thing was inexcusable. There was a reason why Dirk didn't respond to the dudes question. It doesn't matter if some members already knew this info. You put him in a difficult position. You should publicly apologize to him for sharing personal information about another member on the board.

BTW, I thought you changed your handle because you wanted to "Turn over a new leaf".

Judd

[Lochdhu]

Why aren't the posting rules being followed? Were all mongers here. We should all act accordingly.

http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/announcement-forumrules.php

[Strad]

Judd,

I would like to find out where Dirk is working. I have PM'ed this dude, no response, now I have been thinking maybe DD worries that too many of us soon will go there and grab his chicas:-)

Strad.


Marak 5, Chica D: What is wrong with you dude? Why do you have so much angst for others on the board? I hang out with you, and you seem like a normal well balanced person. However, when your on this board, you become another person hell bent on fucking with everyone. You know how many times I have to answer the question, "What's up with that guy Marak 5 from the board." Too Many!

The Dirk thing was inexcusable. There was a reason why Dirk didn't respond to the dudes question. It doesn't matter if some members already knew this info. You put him in a difficult position. You should publicly apologize to him for sharing personal information about another member on the board.

BTW, I thought you changed your handle because you wanted to "Turn over a new leaf".

Judd

[TheKnife]

Dirk answered me in a PM, btw.


Marak 5, Chica D: What is wrong with you dude? Why do you have so much angst for others on the board? I hang out with you, and you seem like a normal well balanced person. However, when your on this board, you become another person hell bent on fucking with everyone. You know how many times I have to answer the question, "What's up with that guy Marak 5 from the board." Too Many!

The Dirk thing was inexcusable. There was a reason why Dirk didn't respond to the dudes question. It doesn't matter if some members already knew this info. You put him in a difficult position. You should publicly apologize to him for sharing personal information about another member on the board.

BTW, I thought you changed your handle because you wanted to "Turn over a new leaf".

Judd

[Rock Harders]

Saturday August 5

After nearly two months of being loyal to the same pussy, that pussy went to her daddy's estancia way out in Buenos Aires Provincia for a week and a half, leaving yours truly "high and dry". Conveniently, there is a deep reservoir of available young pussy I can tap into for situations like these, but I need to be very careful not to tap something that might cross paths with my main event who is away on vacation.

Anyway, for the past week roughly a hot Indian-American girl has been frequenting my place of business and letting it be known to me that she would be interested in spending some time in my bed. She has been in Bs. As. For a month, and guess what, she left today (Sunday August 6) As such, she perfectly fit my criteria, so I call her and she agrees to come to my pad for some dinner and drinks. We eat some sushi, then head out to old reliables Jack the Ripper and Milion to have the obligatory drinks (even better, she picked up the $70 drinks tab at Jack the Ripper) Around 3am I am tired of messing around and its time to return to the pad for the true purpose of this excursion.

We arrive back at my place and I feed her a glass of red wine at her request, which she drank while we watched porno on the Venus Channel 468 DirecTV (put on at my request, and a litmus test conducted on my part to see exactly what sort of girl I had in my clutches) She did not even blink an eye, so I thought I probably had a winner in my midst. Anyway, we start getting it on, I get her shirt and bra off, and this girl has awesome tits for her body (5'7", 110lbs, 32smallC) really nice skin and all good smells through and through (very important to me)

After I gave her head and finger manipulation and expected her to follow suit which she refused, saying she is "afraid" and "lacks skills". Although I am not pleased, I let it slide over my shoulder and decide that I will enact payback when the sex starts. We begin with her on top, riding me for awhile, then follow to doggy and then with me on top of her. This is when the payback begins. I went on to absolutely pound this women, as hard as I ever fucked any whoare, for the next 15 minutes, most of which were spent in agony for her. When it was all over (6am) she decided to pass out in my bed until 11, at which point she woke me up. As a penalty for waking me up, I got her to give me a nice massage before she left. All in all a decent experience that put an end to my weeklong drought.

[Strad]

Forget about Miss Sol and Brisel, who needs to pay for those chicas?

[Degano]

Hey DD,

Are we talking about South Asian Indian-American?

Thanks,

Degano

[Rock Harders]

Saturday February 24

After exactly nine days of being single, I picked up my first "free" victim since the "breakup" after a long night of drinking at none other than El Alamo. This victim just happens to be the smallest chica I have ever screwed in my life, measuring up at a mere 4'10" and weighing less than 100 lbs. After a bit of drunken conversation 8am rolled around so I escorted this chica back to my pad under the premise that she would "stay awhile and then see".

After a quick "apartment tour" she informed me that it was time to go to bed and thus the action began. After the usual foreplay I get her clothes off and notice that she has nice tits for such a small girl, nice firm legs but a slight pot belly. At this point she "knows her role" and begins to give me a mediocre pre-sex blowjob which last about 5 minutes at which point she mounts me and starts grinding away. At this juncture I am pretty drunk, tired and lazy so we stay in the one position and I came after about 15 minutes.

Not a bad one nighter, but I don't like girls that small and I don't like hardcore republicans from Alaska of Phillipino heritage much either, so I likely will never call this broad and that will be that.

[Rock Harders]

Thursday March 8

After a very busy day at the office, nicely abetted by a 3/2 female / male ratio, a real "slam dunk" fell into my lap. At roughly 7am one of my co-workers (who was sitting at the bar drinking) informed me that one of the girls sitting next to him wanted to "fuck me" once I finished work. The girl was doable, so naturally I obliged and fed the girl a few more drinks and told her I was game.

The chica, a 19 year old Recoleta girl, Rosio, about 5'7" lean body, decent tits. Once I got her back to my apartment I noticed several things, not all of them pleasant. First, she was kind of hairy on her arms and other places (later research revealed a hairy twat as well) Things improved once I got her clothes off, she had a nice body, although not gym-toned like I am really into. Right off the bat I can tell that this girl has almost no experience in the sack, she was all over the place, sloppy, definetly inexperienced. My guess is she had one guy that popped her cherry and that was it. As previously mentioned she had a hairy bush down below buy a very tight pussy, and it felt especially good since I was barebacking. After a quick 15 minutes or so, I pulled out and finished on her stomach, tits, and neck, which she did not seem to appreciate. Afterwards we both passed out, though I woke up to take a piss several times and noticed she was snoring a bit, not very appealling. When she woke up and left I did not bother to get her phone number as I would not care to repeat with this girl, no more than a 6 on a good day.

[Rock Harders]

Tuesday March 27/ Thursday March 29

Went out Tuesday night with Silvina, a 25 year old brunette, half-Uruguaya, who had been giving me the "fuck me" eyes at the office during her half dozens or so visits. After feeding her a few drinks and laying on the "chamuyo" extra thick, we retreated to the friendly confines of my apartment. After all the usual bra and panty removal techniques, we go right into the bareback sex. This chica was grinding so hard on me in the "her on top" position that she made me cum within a matter of minutes. About 15 minutes later, round 2 ensued which included about a half dozen positions and a much longer session, possibly 25-30 minutes.

Thursday night this girl waited around for me at the office until I left at about 8:30am. I have to admit it was annoying having her waiting around like that when there was a big-breasted Panamanian girl that I had been lining up for the night. Anyway, when we returned to my apartment much of the same story as Tuesday night, no talk of condoms, just straight sex that lasted almost 40 minutes in several positions.

There are definetly some interesting contrasts between this girl and the generally younger pussy I have been banging for the past year or so. This girl (Silvina) has definetly developed some bad habits in contrast to the 18-19 years olds that are easily molded into whatever I want them to be as a result of their lack of experience. The smoking, unwillingless to engage my cock with anything other than her pussy, insistance on turning off the lights when she takes her clothes off (even though she has a super body) the fact that she was just engaged and broke off the engagement, and the fact that she has nothing interesting to say even in her own spanish native tongue (she speaks no english) leads me to believe that I will be avoiding this chica in the future.

The fact of the matter is that "free" pussy is in abundance in Argentina, and Buenos Aires is the cistern where all that "free" pussy collects in hope of scoring big, having fun, and making something of themselves. Its good to be in Buenos Aires.

[Tigre]

I'm so jealous. Dirk, how old might you be?

[Rock Harders]

Sunday July 8

After a very busy night at the office on the eve of a major Argentine holiday I broke down and agreed to fuck a retread from a month or two ago. This is the Panamanian chica I slayed about five or six times back in early May over a two week period. The reason I stopped contacting her back in May was because she always made me wear a condom and overall was shitty and very selfish in bed. I just stopped calling her one day and had not seen or heard from her in almost two months. Then Friday night she rolls in and slyly says how much she misses me and asks if I miss her. Yeah right. She stops by again Sunday night and when 9am rolls around I try to slide out of work without much commotion and she grabs me and says she wants to meet me at my house in 10 minutes.

As such, she shows up at my house roughly 10 minutes later and hops right in to bed. Not surprisingly, she starts with the same lame moves, dry humping and what not, then finally getting naked and ready for action. Again she insists on a condom and looks at me like I am from Mars when I try to penetrate her bareback. After several positions and her getting off twice, I am tired and pull out without finishing. Again a very lackluster session from this broad, and I swear this time I am not going to fuck her again no matter what.

Anyway, this brings me up to the subject again with mid-twenties well-off hot chicas that have been hot their entire lives and have developed some bad habits in bed. I have encountered a half dozen or so of these chicas in Buenos Aires, and not all have been Argentine girls. Whatever guy "broke them in" didn't do it right, was too submissive to the girl, or didn't know what he was doing, because this genre of chicas are all the same, they only want to fuck how it serves them best because they are used to getting what they want.

Suerte,

Dirk Diggler

[El Perro]

Fucking non whoares with a rubber is a joke. Sounds like she needs a good asshole drilling without lube. I have found that, percentage wise, there are more "rubber mandatory" non pros about here, than in the states. I recently had a "blowjob" (if you can call it that) from a non pro who insisted on rubberizing my dick. WTF. She did say she would give me head without rubber if we took a shower together. Jesus.

[Exon123]

Try this one and report back to us Dirk.

http://buenosaires.craigslist.org/ers/346651786.html

Exon

[Rock Harders]

Saturday 12 April 2008

Last night turned out to be a really good extra sleazy night, and its been awhile since I wrote in this thread, and now that I've concealed myself better I can start writing in here again.

Anyway, it started around 8pm when I called up my Panamanian non-pro "girlfriend" to come over and hang out. This girl has a ridiculous body with nice medium sized fake tits and a great ass, some major time in the gym has been spent on this body. Anyway, after a few minutes of tv and some sushi, we start fucking bareback as usual. An interesting note about this girl is that she can only get off with me fucking her doggystyle, while at the same time reaching in front and squeezing her fake tits with a moderate amount of force. She also has no problem swallowing cum; when I am ready to get off, I will sometimes have her get her mouth nice and wide open to deliver the money shot right down her throat. We did two session over about an hour and a half; the first finished with the mouth shot, and the second was a nice doggystyle cum in pussy.

Around 12:30 she went home and I stopped by the office to see what was going on that night. A few buddies of mine were there drinking and hanging out and after about a half bottle of Havana Club 7 anos I agreed to go with them and a group of chicas to Crobar. After about an hour and a half of sitting at the table guzzling more Havana Club rum, I got a text from the Cocodrilo smut I did about two weeks ago. So, I said what the hell, I can't turn down another $150 peso bareback fuck session. As such, I left Crobar to meet said chica back at my pad around 6:30am.

Naturally, the chica did'nt show up on time, and actually did not roll up until close to 7:30am. I had passed out for a bit, but woke up when she called to say she was at the front door. Although the chica was late, she made it worth the effort as she put on another outstanding outstanding bareback cum in pussy experience. Thats the great thing about getting a chica to do you without a condom, because once she relents once, a condom is never mentioned ever again. Outstanding.

Suerte,

Rock Harders

[Rock Harders]

Mongers-

I'm doing my part here to put in some pussy-related subject matter, so I'll restart this thread with a very interesting and riveting account of a piece of ass I've been tapping that any forum member can walk into my "office" and appreciate.

Anyway, this all began back in October 2007 when my business partner and I, and my former boss took a pussy-finding expedition to Asuncion. During the trip, my business partner and I went to a certain bar that employs large titted women a couple nights for some drinks and to try to pick up the waitresses. Anyway, things worked out, and I convinced none other than the winner of the most impressive big titted women contest to come to Buenos Aires to work for me at my office. She was / is engaged to an NGO volunteer in Paraguay, and he accompanied her to Buenos Aires to make sure we were not selling her into prostitution. Naturally, I was banging his fiance (Miss Big Titted ) the very night that he left to return to Paraguay. She stuck around Buenos Aires for about a month and a half, and then returned to Asuncion around Christmas. This girl was / is a top performer in the sack, great CIM BBBJ whenever I want it and full bareback cum in pussy sex action.

Moving right along, by the time she left I had had about enough of her and was not sorry to see her go. I returned to Asuncion in April with Erkinator73 on another pussy hunting / buy I-Phone trip. While I was there I called up Miss Big Titted and hung out with her fiance the peace corp volunteer and her hot little friend. I ended up banging her friend on the night before the presidential election in Paraguay; a real spinner, with nice small / medium fake tits, full bareback, no issues.

About a month ago I was pissing about on facebook and noticed that her fiance was no longer in Asuncion, and had gone back to the EEUU to find a job in preparation for her coming to the states to marry him on the K1 visa. I couldnt really help myself and decided to call her up just to see if I could get her to come back, because I knew she still wanted my shit. She was excited to come back and a few days later she arrived in Buenos Aires. The sexual performances have been much better than last time; this chica literally will not let me leave the house with any bodily fluids. The best part is how she calls her fiance in the EEUU and tells him she love him right after she gets done sucking my cock and swallowing my cum and telling me how much she enjoyed doing it. She has been living with me as my "live in maid" and working the day shift at my office. A few days ago I kicked her out for bad behavior but she continues working at my office and I will probably let her back in the house within a few days. She leaves on her K1 visa for the EEUU in about 6 weeks.

Suerte,

Rock Harders

[Exon123]

Naughty Boy Rock Harders.

Exon

[Tequila Tim]

This story just re-confirmed my decision to never marry. You da man Hard Rocker!

[BadMan]

I think it's time Bad Man pays your Paraguayan " maid " uhhhh, I mean your office a visit.

Regards,

BM.