Martina

[Exon123]

Martina is for Hand Jobs and Prostrate Massage's only, She's not for fucking, is that clear.

Exon

[Short Rib]

Exon,

I am an expat that has lived here in Buenos Aires for nearly 3 years. I have been with a lot of girls in this city. In fact, I generally go see around two girls per week minimum. I have just recently discovered this site. I have read your commentary on several of the girls, and you spoke so highly of Martina that I decided to give her a try. I also took your advise and decided to just go in for a massage and handjob.

She is a nice girl if you are looking for a friend. But she looks nothing like her photos. She definitely has put on a good 10 kilos at least and looks average compared to the numbers of beautiful Argentine girls out there. She gives a decent massage. Nothing spectacular but not bad as massages go. But the handjob was nothing great. It took me nearly 30 minutes to finish and all I wanted to do at that point when it just became a chore, was to finish and get out of there. In fact, I was thinking about just pushing her aside and finishing the job myself.

Anyway, Exon, I don't know you and I will give you the benefit of the doubt on this one. Maybe Martina was better a few years back.

But there are so many other girls in the city that are much better looking, give just as good of a massage, and will give you much more pleasure than what I received.

Overall experience: 2 out of 10, 10 being the best.

[Big Bob 7]

Short Rib,

Three years at 2 chicks a week is a lot of experience and I would be more than happy to benefit from it. Please make a new thread with your recommendations for the best providers. Usually I don't like to mix a massage and sex because I don't want either experience to be slighted but with Gabi seeming to get a little bit flaky with appointments I'm sure we would all appreciate some other options.

[Exon123]

Yes DickHead.

Your right I'm not going to get laid tomorrow nor the next day for that matter. You see I'm too cheap to pay for the sorry ass working girls and piss poor service thats avilable to fuck up here in sex prision.

I could go out and get some free local pussy but thats to much work. And besides, that free pussy is not free. It fact its very expensive and if you should get emotionally attached to it your fucked. You become the Fuckee rather than the Fucker. That free pussy will find a way to fuck you over and when it leaves and it will leave and you'll be broke, she'll have taken all your money and emotions.

No thats not an option.

So I'm destine to "Jack Off" for at least another month while I hunt this Dumb CockSucker down with a bunch of "Writs of Garnishment" & "Executions" on a Judgment that stole the payroll tax's out of one of my business's, the MotherFucker.

But theres good news. I got a steady supply of good free porn to down load and Jack Off too up here and you don't. Since your local Fibertel isn't worth a shit for down loading porn and my ISP is great.

And finally You do what you want to Martina. You fucker, you corn hole her, you do anything you want. But I say Martina is strickly for Hand Jobs and if you like a woman to play with your asshole at the same time, she's your girl. And yea she could lose a few pounds but so what. Sometimes I Jack Off thinking about her Jacking me Off, I usually cum quicker.

Exon

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Exon,

I don't know what's worse: Reading the SPAM emails that you post or reading you describe as "good news" that you have secured a steady supply of porn.

Thanks, sort of.

Jackson

[Strad]

Day One: Table Massage+HJ+BBBJ+Intercourse
I initially went to Martina for massage + HJ. She gave me a good massage and a fantastic hand job, and then we moved from the massage table, went inside her bedroom to proceed intercourse.

Day Two: Bed Massage+HJ+BBBJ+dildo+Intercourse
Booked her again next day, she gave me massage directly in the bed, about 30 minutes in the session, she handed me a dildo, was instructed to do her manually while she gave me most incredible BJ!

Martina loves to play different set of games according how her clinets impress her. YMMV, as for myself, I consider I was pretty lucky so far.

Strad

[Big Bob 7]

I have a definate preference for one hand over the other. I don't mix and match. I think that a sex-prison radical feminist might deduce that a man who is not faithful to his best jacking hand would be a chronic cheater in a relationship and a flight risk in a marriage situation. I could see some chicks debating this on one of those dumb ass talk shows. They could bring out a menagerie of relationship experts and personal life coaches with graphs which would have the jacking preference (lefty, righty, ambidextrous) on the x-axis and relationship longevity on the y-axis. They could then put you on a 12-step jacking program that would help you understand more about yourself and would help you to develop healthier relationship patterns all while bringing you back to your "center".

[Exon123]

DickHead,

In the some 800,000 times I've "Jacked Off" I can't ever remember using my left hand. My left hand is a "virgin" and I'm saving it for marriage.

Exon

[El Perro]

I had a dogbite injury to the ring finger on my jack off hand at the age of 21 that left my finger bent at about a 60 degree angle for about 6 months. Couldn't throw a football and jacking off was weird. So, I humped the mattress. I believe it further perfected my "hump" motion. You might want to try that Exon.:)

[Sebascot]

I don't believe I would of told that story!

[El Perro]

I don't believe I would of told that story!I am Doggboy, and though I never wiped my jack off on my ex wife, I wish I would have thought of it.

[Dickhead]

That technique was courtesy of my friend from Texas, Bruce T. Moore, the only person I ever saw so fucked up that he fell up an entire flight of stairs. It works especially well with a girlfriend you are getting tired of.

[Dickhead]

Actually well over 4 a day: 800,000 / (365.25*50) = 4.38

[Biker]

I am an Argentinean expat who comes back every now and then, to enjoy the local scene.

I have tried a few times massage parlors in Canada and wanted to test the "state of the art" in Buenos Aires, so I met Martina. Of course, when I meet chicas in BA, I always impersonate a local porteño, just to avoid gringo's fees. I payed her $ 100 upfront and a $ 50 tip. Not bad compared to Canadian fees. Around USD 150 for a 40' "deluxe" session, including HJ or cum in tits if you're lucky)

I saw Martina 10 days ago.

I agree that she's at least 10-15 pounds overweighted, especially the tummy (one baby according to her) but has nice natural tits.

For a start, real massage was below standard, getting better with some Thai and a slight "beso negro" (annal rimming) Then we went to the bedroom. Some DATY and an interesting BBBJ; it could have been BBBJTC but I wanted some fucking, so I asked her for a condom.

We started with cowgirl, then some missionary and finished with reverse cowgirl. Not bad, but nothing extraordinary compared to Ayi (petite) who I fucked the following day.

Then we spent some time talking, she told me about her gringo clients (I did not mention that I knew her through AA) I got a hunch that she was bisexual, a fact that she confirmed.

All-in-all not a bad experience, 7/10. Maybe to repeat next time.

[Exon123]

Biker,

I like her and thats why I've posted about her, but I would never think about Fucking her.

Martina is just for "Hand Job" experiences. Frankly I think a Monger would be wasting his money to employ her just for fucking.

But for hand jobs she's the best I've found.

Exon

[Biker]

Thanks Exon for your advice. Indeed, I appreciate a good HJ. Going to try next time in BA

[Exon123]

Really Biker,

Martina is too "Fat to Fuck", well she's a little over weight, not that fat.

But she is a really nice girl.

And theres some of us, about 20% the pole showed, that are really into hand jobs. I'm one of them. Some guy's like anal, some guys want CIM, we all have our thing.

I just recomend Martina for Hand Jobs since she's the best I've found so far.

Exon

[El Perro]

I got a hunch that she was bisexual, a fact that she confirmed. Alot of chicks who are into "prostate massage" are switch hitters. I wonder if she has some clients who appreciate the strap on prostate massage? Anybody out there willing to "take one" for the team? Hah hah.

[HombreDeJuguetes]

Exon - in the Navy we joked that if you used your "off" hand, it felt like someone else was doing it. Even better if you sat on that hand first and made it numb.

AP.


DickHead,

In the some 800,000 times I've "Jacked Off" I can't ever remember using my left hand. My left hand is a "virgin" and I'm saving it for marriage.

Exon

[Johnny Wadd]

OK, so I am new, never been to S. America much less bsas. Trying to do my homework and just wondering if I have this right.

1. Recommendation for Martina is.... she is for prostate tickling and handjobs only, unless you are dick head.

2. I should save 1 hand for marriage. (it may be too late for this. If I dressed the saved hand in white you think everyone would be asking "who is SHE trying to fool?")

3. If I want to "take one" for the team it involves a strap on device and a gal who has put on a few pounds. (for the record I maybe, possibly might take "one" for the team, but someone would have to splain to her in Spanish that one means "one and only one", not "insert and repeat."

4. Don't ever, EVER injure the "slutty" hand unless I have something besides a water bed.

5. Before leaving sex prison. Pleasure myself (I know, I know with the "slutty" hand) and wipe it on the S. O.

Is that about right?

Mr. Dickhead I mean no disrespect, but when you did your math you DID account for leap year but DID NOT state what year the accounting began. It could skew the numbers even more in EXON's favor. But I'm no accountant.

If this thread is indicative of the climate in bsas, I think I'm gonna like it there.

Johnny.

[Johnny Wadd]

Actually if I had been accounting for a leap year the denominator would have been 366. By using 365.25, that would be the average (arithmetic mean) number of days in a year, at least going back to 1901, and thus it would not matter when the accounting began. I think Exon was born in like 1873 so that does complicate matters since 1900 was not a leap year.

But does it skew the numbers in your favor if you jack off more, or if you jack off less? There is no "firm" answer.I thought in all activities (except golf) one was trying to achive the highest score possible.

Though I seem to try that line of thinking in golf as well.

[Exon123]

You know what Mongers.

Martina's pussy to too lose to fuck, (granted I'd fingure fucked her first) but all that aside, she's "Not" what I'd consider good fuck material. Theres ton's of Chica's I'd fuck before I'd Fuck Martina.

Now any guy can go to "Black", and by the time he's got the "deed" done he's left as much as left $200 USD on the table. Now how Fucking smart is that, CockSuckers. Any dumb Mother Fucker can spend money.

Martina is not for everyone, just the 20% of us that like "Hand Jobs".

Moreover, the 20% of the Mongers I'm talking about seam to remain in the closet and don't speak out regarding their love of a good hand job's.

I'm telling You CockSuckers, Martina is the best Hand Job I've found in Buenos Aires and were talking $100 peso's. Thats $33 USD Mongers and believe me I've looked all over town for this type of service. Still looking.

The mark of a good hand job is how far you squirt in the air, Martina takes my record, three feet. Top that Mongers.

She's not for everyone, and YMMV, but if someones got anything better lets hear about it. I'm not opposed to experamenting with an orgasm now and them, but I'm sure as hell not going too waste them.

Exon

[Lochdhu]

The mark of a good hand job is how far you squirt in the air, Martina takes my record, three feet. Top that Mongers.

ExonDid she hold a tape measure with the other hand to see how high you squirted or what?

I topped that 3ft once, spent all night trying to get in my girls pants bumping and grinding all night, then when she decided to give it up, she mounted me cowgirl style, Didnt have a condom at the time, so when I blew my load, I pulled out and shoot a huge load over the back of her head, and wound up giving myself a small facial. That was easily well over 3ft!