ISO: Swinging for the fences

[El Matador]

Hello fellow mongers:

I will be in BA for my second time next week and while I will be there for 2 to 3 weeks (haven't booked the ticket yet) I will be spending much of that time with a non-pro that I met the last time I was down there. That said, I have 3-5 days from the time I get there till the time "I arrive". Because of the compressed time frame I need to skip the solid but unspectacular action I got last time and just go ahead and "swing for the fences".

I am looking for a real stunner. I would say no less than an 8 average of looks / performance. Should I get off the plane and go to one of the clubs like black or madahos? Is one of the Area-VIP girls a real winner? Should I work the backchannels and try to get a date with a chica que no publicas?

I am a decent looking experienced hobbyist fluent in spanish, not a douchebag Americano with $100 bills falling out of his pockets. Please help.

EM

[JengisKhan]

Hello fellow mongers:

I will be in BA for my second time next week and while I will be there for 2 to 3 weeks (haven't booked the ticket yet) I will be spending much of that time with a non-pro that I met the last time I was down there. That said, I have 3-5 days from the time I get there till the time "I arrive". Because of the compressed time frame I need to skip the solid but unspectacular action I got last time and just go ahead and "swing for the fences".

I am looking for a real stunner. I would say no less than an 8 average of looks / performance. Should I get off the plane and go to one of the clubs like black or madahos? Is one of the Area-VIP girls a real winner? Should I work the backchannels and try to get a date with a chica que no publicas?

I am a decent looking experienced hobbyist fluent in spanish, not a douchebag Americano with $100 bills falling out of his pockets. Please help.

EMYour a bit of a contradiction. Not an easy question to answer. This is pretty much the dilemma of most tourists to Buenos Aires, how to get the best quality possible without overpaying. My advice is that you read the forum. And if you are fluent in Spanish you should check out www. Foro- escorts. Com. Ar. That site has a lot of local mongers who are after the high quality stuff. Some of them regularly pay between 200-300 pesos per session (and they don't get berated like you do here if you mention paying over 150 pesos) If you do work the "back channels" try to get Guille or someone on the local forum to tell you the number of Laura Reef, who supposedly has the best ass in Buenos Aires, but doesn't advertise. I asked him a couple times but got no response. If you do get the number, please PM me. Good luck!

[Andres]

Hello fellow mongers:

I will be in BA for my second time next week and while I will be there for 2 to 3 weeks (haven't booked the ticket yet) I will be spending much of that time with a non-pro that I met the last time I was down there. That said, I have 3-5 days from the time I get there till the time "I arrive". Because of the compressed time frame I need to skip the solid but unspectacular action I got last time and just go ahead and "swing for the fences".

I am looking for a real stunner. I would say no less than an 8 average of looks / performance. Should I get off the plane and go to one of the clubs like black or madahos? Is one of the Area-VIP girls a real winner? Should I work the backchannels and try to get a date with a chica que no publicas?

I am a decent looking experienced hobbyist fluent in spanish, not a douchebag Americano with $100 bills falling out of his pockets. Please help.

EMI second most of what JoeNasty said. Foro-escorts and backchanneling are two of the best options. However, take most locals with a grain of salt (especially those publishing here) since many of them brag about their girls and experiences but later they cannot walk their talk (a local monger recently published here pictures of her "friend" that apparently were taken from a Brazilian website)

Now, two issues.

1) How can you assess "no less than an 8 average of looks / performance" in advance? Performance is a very subjective matter, since it relies on chemistry, looks, your mood, her mood, unexpected events such as her receiving a call that her child is sick or being in a hurry, etc.

Mongers should make up their minds that no satisfaction can be guaranteed in advance. Mongering is risky and unpredictable, and that makes it charming.

2) Speaking fluently Spanish and being an experienced monger aren't enough to get what you want with 100% certainty. I'm an Argentino who knows pretty well the local scene and reads the fori on a regular basis, and even with these advantages, when I travel back to Buenos Aires I still have to invest time to find what I like, at least for 3-4 nights and afternoons.

3) I wouldn't rely much on escort sites. First, because their pictures may have been "improved" with Photoshop. And second, because bait and switch is not uncommon. If I were you, I would go to different clubs and apartments (Madahos, the Triangle and Suipacha 921, Nuevo Estilo) I guess that you may have 1 memorable experience out of 3, which is not bad IMHO.

Hope this helps,

Andres

[El Matador]

Well I agree with you 100%. Even back home in Miami I only have a real good experience 1/3 of the time. But I also know that there are some girls that are unequivically good performers, I had hoped there were some like that in BA that were of a high caliber.

I also agree that the spanish boards are subject to the Argentine gift of EXTREME exaggeration.


I second most of what JoeNasty said. Foro-escorts and backchanneling are two of the best options. However, take most locals with a grain of salt (especially those publishing here) since many of them brag about their girls and experiences but later they cannot walk their talk (a local monger recently published here pictures of her "friend" that apparently were taken from a Brazilian website)

Now, two issues.

1) How can you assess "no less than an 8 average of looks / performance" in advance? Performance is a very subjective matter, since it relies on chemistry, looks, your mood, her mood, unexpected events such as her receiving a call that her child is sick or being in a hurry, etc.

Mongers should make up their minds that no satisfaction can be guaranteed in advance. Mongering is risky and unpredictable, and that makes it charming.

2) Speaking fluently Spanish and being an experienced monger aren't enough to get what you want with 100% certainty. I'm an Argentino who knows pretty well the local scene and reads the fori on a regular basis, and even with these advantages, when I travel back to Buenos Aires I still have to invest time to find what I like, at least for 3-4 nights and afternoons.

3) I wouldn't rely much on escort sites. First, because their pictures may have been "improved" with Photoshop. And second, because bait and switch is not uncommon. If I were you, I would go to different clubs and apartments (Madahos, the Triangle and Suipacha 921, Nuevo Estilo) I guess that you may have 1 memorable experience out of 3, which is not bad IMHO.

Hope this helps,

Andres

[Stowe]

You can find info about her on the local forum. However, she does advertise you just have to cross reference the phone number on the local forum to some of the escort sites.

Only 2 months ago I saw her ad on one of the escort sites. She has about 100 reviews and all are very positive.

If I might add something for El Matador. When asking for help on gathering information it might be best not to insult some of the very people you are asking to give you that help. It certainly does not invite a willingness from those you insulted to assist you.

Suerte.

Stowe

[El Matador]

Who did I insult? Sorry if some one took offense, not intented.


You can find info about her on the local forum. However, she does advertise you just have to cross reference the phone number on the local forum to some of the escort sites.

Only 2 months ago I saw her ad on one of the escort sites. She has about 100 reviews and all are very positive.

If I might add something for El Matador. When asking for help on gathering information it might be best not to insult some of the very people you are asking to give you that help. It certainly does not invite a willingness from those you insulted to assist you.

Suerte.

Stowe

[Pete Puma]

The douchebag reference just might be what stowe is talking about.

[Stowe]

Hello fellow mongers:

I am a decent looking experienced hobbyist fluent in spanish, not a douchebag Americano with $100 bills falling out of his pockets. Please help.

EMHey El Matador.

Here is your quote. Are you telling me you actually could not remember posting this? Or are you stating you do not consider it an insult?

While I did not take offense even though I am one of your 'douche bag' Americanos, I was making a point it is better to avoid pissing off those who you are asking for help.

Now I understand you were probably not lumping all Americans into that remark, just those stupid enough to overpay (in that I completely agree with you) But perhaps you could have chosen a better way to state it.

Suerte.

Stowe

[BadMan]

Who did I insult? Sorry if some one took offense, not intented.Hey Matador, I think this is the offensive comment in question.


I am a decent looking experienced hobbyist fluent in spanish, not a douchebag Americano with $100 bills falling out of his pockets. Please help.

EMThough I don't know your intentions while making this comment and if some are just taking this too personal. But you seem to have offended all the douchebag americanos with $100 bills flling out of their pockets. I would not ask for their help after making such comments.

Badboy