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This is a thread for Exon to post about his fly fishing trip in Patagonia.
Greetings Exon,
Where's that report on your fishing trip to Patagona?
Transportation, lodging, the scenery, the fishing, exotic fish oil hand jobs, etc.
Thanks,
Jackson
Exon,
You don't get to post any more until you write a trip report about your fishing trip to Patagonia.
Transportation, lodging, the scenery, the fishing, exotic fish oil hand jobs, etc.
Thanks,
Jackson"CockSucker"
Exon
Greetings Exon,
Where's that report on your fishing trip to Patagona?
Transportation, lodging, the scenery, the fishing, exotic fish oil hand jobs, etc.
Thanks,
JacksonGreetings from Patagonia!
If you are considering a fly fishing trip to Argentina, I would welcome the opportunity to plan a trip for you. I have been guiding and outfitting trips on the rivers and lakes of Patagonia for more than 25 years, and I invite you to visit me on my web site www.patagonianflyfish.com.ar
Whether you prefer to wade, Float Rivers or lakes, I know we will be able to provide you with a memorable experience on some of the finest trout waters in the world. Whatever your needs, lodging, ground transportation, or sightseeing, I will be able to assist you.
I look forward to hearing from you. Until then, Que tengas un buen día, have a good day
Carlos Trisciuzzi
Patagonian Fly Fishing
We look forward to fishing together!
ctrisciuzzi@jdeandes.com.ar
www.patagonianflyfish.com.ar
Tel: 054 2972 491538
TomChadwick
07-24-07, 20:20
This is one of the first sites that was not chica friendly.
Are you feeling ok Exon?
Jaimito Cartero
07-26-07, 03:11
This is not a report, Exon. If you consider a cut and paste to be a report, then I hope Jackson smacks your ass, like you deserve.:)
Greetings from Patagonia!
If you are considering a fly fishing trip to Argentina, I would welcome the opportunity to plan a trip for you. I have been guiding and outfitting trips on the rivers and lakes of Patagonia for more than 25 years, and I invite you to visit me on my web site www.patagonianflyfish.com.ar
Whether you prefer to wade, Float Rivers or lakes, I know we will be able to provide you with a memorable experience on some of the finest trout waters in the world. Whatever your needs, lodging, ground transportation, or sightseeing, I will be able to assist you.
I look forward to hearing from you. Until then, Que tengas un buen día, have a good day
Carlos Trisciuzzi
Patagonian Fly Fishing
We look forward to fishing together!
ctrisciuzzi@jdeandes.com.ar
www.patagonianflyfish.com.ar
Tel: 054 2972 491538
Greetings Exon,
I'm glad to see that Carlos has submitted his report on your fishing trip to Patagonia.
Now where's your report?
Thanks,
Jackson
Greetings Exon,
I'm glad to see that Carlos has submitted his report on your fishing trip to Patagonia.
Now where's your report?
Thanks,
JacksonActually Jackson my dentist and I are going Fly Fishing over their next March for a week or so. He's an educated man, gentleman and a doctor.
Fly fishing in Patagonia is not for the "Cheap CockSuckers" that generally post on this board. Its a gentlemans sport, it costs money, and thease "MotherFuckers" don't appreciate that sort of thing.
Most of your posters take Geo Eye's approch and try and Fuck their Chica's out of the last $50 peso's, (thats 18 bucks Mongers) knowing full well the girl is only prostituteing her self to feed her baby and pay the rent. Then they laff about it and post it on the board how they beat the poor Chica out of a few peso's, the "MotherFuckers".
I posted Carlos website because there might be one percent of these "MotherFuckers" that would be interested in the idea, and see the beautiful pictures of Argentine Andies mountains and rivers. Most of your members would much rather "Blow a Big Load of Goo" in some Chica's month or all over her face than have the opportunity to catch a big rainbow trout on a fly pole as seen in the pictures.
Therefore, I reduced my posting on this subject down to the lowest common denominator considering the audience thats reads this board and their true agenda. The Cheap "MotherFuckering CockSuckering Sex Tuorists" that they are.
And think about it, they spend all that money to fly to Argentina to Fuck Prostitutes and for a few extra dollars they could have an experience that would last a life time. The "Dumb CockSuckers"
Exon
Sidney,
You fall into the 99% of the people I'm talking about below.
Exon
Fly fishing in Patagonia is not for the "Cheap CockSuckers" that generally post on this board. Its a gentlemans sport, it costs money, and thease "MotherFuckers" don't appreciate that sort of thing.Exon,
We are not all "Cheap CockSuckers" and I resent your broad brush implication.
In addition, how do you know that the members "don't appreciate that sort of thing" if you don't post the details of your experience so that others might appreciate the experience?
Really, you're being pretty much of an asshole about this.
Thanks,
Jackson
Exon,
We are not all "Cheap CockSuckers" and I resent your broad brush implication.
In addition, how do you know that the members "don't appreciate that sort of thing" if you don't post the details of your experience so that others might appreciate the experience?
Really, you're being pretty much of an asshole about this.
Thanks,
JacksonOK, so I'm an Asshole about it.
But the fact of the matter is its going to cost a minium of $300 dollars a day to Fly Fish, Plus another $500 dollars round trip airfare to San Martin, plus $50 dollars a night for a hotel, Plus food and in my case a lot of Beefeater Gin, Plus what ever you leave on the table in the Casino, plus tips for the boatmen and so forth. And this is "poor boying it". (I won a $100 bucks, by the way)
In my case I dropped nearly 2 grand for 2 days of fishing and 3 nights. For me it was worth it, but knowing the mentality of most of these "CockSuckers" that would be completely out of the question. And there was absolutely "No Mongering" on my part. Plus I threw all the fish back in the river.
As you might remember I advertized for a "wing man" last March, no takers. All I got was some dumb MotherFucker saying something like comparing fishing to going into La Lopez, making a deal for a Chica, buying her a drink and then cutting her lose outside on the street without fucking her.
Now I can't deal with that type of mentality and thats why its a waste time posting details on this board about Fly Fishing in Patagonia. These MotherFuckers don't understand and I'm not asking them too. If I was looking for a bunch of "At a Boy's" about Fly Fishing I'd go to a Fly Fishing board and there be a million questions about the subject. If you have noticed theres not been one question regarding my trip, just a bunch of Yak Yak about nothing.
No, 99% of these CockSuckers are going to take their 2 grand and spend it on Chica's and thats my story and I'm sticking to it.
Exon
Jaimito Cartero
07-27-07, 00:24
It would have been so much better to just post a four paragraph report, but instead we get preaching from one of the cheapest cocksuckers I know, Exon. And you don't really report on anything of substance, do you? You attack newbies, brag about what real gentleman do, and 95% of your posts are total pablum and a waste of bandwidth.
If you think so little of 99% of us, then why even waste our or your time here?
This is not the "Pay chicas what they ask" board, but a group of mongers who are generally looking for good experiences, at a reasonable price. Considering the puff and fluff show you've put on for Ms. Sol, wanting guys to fuck your BA ATM, but not anyone you know, I'm quite surprised that anyone wants your input on anything.
I don't know any BA monger who is pimping out chicas and forcing them to work for a certain amount. They're grown women, and they'll either accept the offer, or decline it. Most mongers from this board treat the chicas quite well. They are getting paid many times more than the general population.
You can turn your favorite chicas into saints as much as you want, but that still isn't going to make them virgins again. You can make your encounters a romantic ideal, with you throwing money around, if it makes you sleep better at night. For someone who spends so many thousands on fishing, it seems strange that you can't support your BA chica a bit better. A true gentleman wouldn't even have her fucking anyone else.
StrayLight
07-27-07, 00:31
...If you have noticed theres not been one question regarding my trip...Dry flies or wet flies?
I am making my sixth trip to Argentina in two years this September to shoot. For me the whole experience of travelling from the UK to BA spending some time soaking up the BA atmosphere and all that it has to offer and then going off to shoot makes for what is always a memorable trip. There is more to Argentina than just the mongering, although when you combine it with other activties for me its the number one destination.
It would have been so much better to just post a four paragraph report, but instead we get preaching from one of the cheapest cocksuckers I know, Exon. And you don't really report on anything of substance, do you? You attack newbies, brag about what real gentleman do, and 95% of your posts are total pablum and a waste of bandwidth.
If you think so little of 99% of us, then why even waste our or your time here?
This is not the "Pay chicas what they ask" board, but a group of mongers who are generally looking for good experiences, at a reasonable price. Considering the puff and fluff show you've put on for Ms. Sol, wanting guys to fuck your BA ATM, but not anyone you know, I'm quite surprised that anyone wants your input on anything.
I don't know any BA monger who is pimping out chicas and forcing them to work for a certain amount. They're grown women, and they'll either accept the offer, or decline it. Most mongers from this board treat the chicas quite well. They are getting paid many times more than the general population.
You can turn your favorite chicas into saints as much as you want, but that still isn't going to make them virgins again. You can make your encounters a romantic ideal, with you throwing money around, if it makes you sleep better at night. For someone who spends so many thousands on fishing, it seems strange that you can't support your BA chica a bit better. A true gentleman wouldn't even have her fucking anyone else.Re-read the above, its a perfect example of what I'm talking about below, its the mentality of the whole thing. Talking to Mongers about Fly Fishing is sotra like trying to do what Goerge Bush is trying in Iraq, its simply not possible.
Exon
StrayLight
07-27-07, 12:52
Talking to Mongers about Fly Fishing is sotra like trying to do what Goerge Bush is trying in Iraq, its simply not possible.Dry flies or wet flies?
Dry flies or wet flies?Dry Flies SrayLight,
About the size of the tip of your little fingure, amazing how an 18 too 20 inch fish would be interested in something so small.
Exon
Jaimito Cartero
07-27-07, 13:27
Re-read the above, its a perfect example of what I'm talking about below, its the mentality of the whole thing. Talking to Mongers about Fly Fishing is sotra like trying to do what Goerge Bush is trying in Iraq, its simply not possible.Do I care about fly fishing? No. Are there people who might be interested? I'm sure there are. Your refusal to post a meaningful thread is just par for the course. It's sad, because I do like you, but it's forum members like you who help AP become stagnant.
Do I care about fly fishing? No. Are there people who might be interested? I'm sure there are. Your refusal to post a meaningful thread is just par for the course. It's sad, because I do like you, but it's forum members like you who help AP become stagnant.So should I give a Shit?
Exon
BundaLover
07-27-07, 21:02
Chill out. Its OK to be nuts about a fish. I see this happen in old cock sucker mother fucker senile guys as they blow their wife's 401k plan on fishing trips. Why don't you post a few photos of your honey. Err 14 inch trout? How do we know you didn't buy it at the local market for 3 dollars and spend your whole day eating jabali in the villiage?
StrayLight
07-27-07, 21:52
...About the size of the tip of your little fingure, amazing how an 18 too 20 inch fish would be interested in something so small.No more amazing than how a 18 or 20 year old chica can be interested in something just as small...for a minor consideration. (You sure you weren't paying those trout, Exon? LOL!)
Chill out. Its OK to be nuts about a fish. I see this happen in old cock sucker mother fucker senile guys as they blow their wife's 401k plan on fishing trips. Why don't you post a few photos of your honey. Err 14 inch trout? How do we know you didnt buy it at the local market for 3 dollars and spend your whole day eating jabali in the villiage?See, more Monger mentality, nothing about fishing.
Exon
Greetings everyone,
For the record, I agree 100% with Jaimito's assessment.
Exon, with all due respect, you used to be an informative contributor, and you're still a great guy to hang with, but lately all we've been seeing from you is a lot of "motherfuckers" and "cocksuckers".
Write the report. Even if it's a subject that would only be of value to 2% of the forum's visitors, with 2,000 unique visitors a day, that's still 40 people a day who would be interested in fly fishing in Patagonia.
Thanks,
Jackson
It would have been so much better to just post a four paragraph report, but instead we get preaching from one of the cheapest cocksuckers I know, Exon. And you don't really report on anything of substance, do you? You attack newbies, brag about what real gentleman do, and 95% of your posts are total pablum and a waste of bandwidth.
If you think so little of 99% of us, then why even waste our or your time here?
This is not the "Pay chicas what they ask" board, but a group of mongers who are generally looking for good experiences, at a reasonable price. Considering the puff and fluff show you've put on for Ms. Sol, wanting guys to fuck your BA ATM, but not anyone you know, I'm quite surprised that anyone wants your input on anything.
I don't know any BA monger who is pimping out chicas and forcing them to work for a certain amount. They're grown women, and they'll either accept the offer, or decline it. Most mongers from this board treat the chicas quite well. They are getting paid many times more than the general population.
You can turn your favorite chicas into saints as much as you want, but that still isn't going to make them virgins again. You can make your encounters a romantic ideal, with you throwing money around, if it makes you sleep better at night. For someone who spends so many thousands on fishing, it seems strange that you can't support your BA chica a bit better. A true gentleman wouldn't even have her fucking anyone else.
Jackson,
In all these days regarding Fly Fishing I've gotten one, "One" mind you, true inquiry via PM from a Monger. Which I gladly answered, Strylight asked a question on the board then came back with the following posted below.
"Originally Posted by Exon123
About the size of the tip of your little fingure, amazing how an 18 too 20 inch fish would be interested in something so small.
No more amazing than how a 18 or 20 year old chica can be interested in something just as small. For a minor consideration. (You sure you weren't paying those trout, Exon? LOL!"
I'll lighen my stance and refur to these people as "Jack Off's". None are truly interested in fishing just posting nonsense.
I'll rest my case.
Exon
I will begin taking donations soon. Are we really serious about pestering Ex about his fishing trip, or are other things afoot? I personally wish him well whether he is fishing, eating cucumber sandwiches, or squirming around on the end of some chica's finger while his unit is being manipulated. Though I am upset with him for not going to see Boca play when they were recently in his backyard. You cocksucker!
I'm "River" MotherFucker.
Exon
I'm "River" MotherFucker.
ExonRiver! Defense Fund kaput! Open season on Exon! Fire at will!
Exon:
I hope you are well and not baking excessively in the summer sun.
I was actually watching this thread to gain information. I am not a fishing enthusiast myself, but was interested in the information as I have friends who are. I also was interested in your particular experience, because I know you. I suspect Jackson felt the same.
The message from the leader / guide is OK, but an unbiased report from you would be even better -- and that would be an even better ad for the guide, if he was good.
Jackson is trying to get people to report on things like this precisely to avoid being just a board for minimum price prostitution. I have not had the experience you have now had, but I have tried to explain the attraction of other places (example: Colonia) that may appeal to some folks but will not appeal to other folks, particularly those who want to spend all their time in cheap privados.
How about just a summary of what you spent, what you enjoyed, what you thought compared to other flyfishing trips you have done?
Thanks for considering this request.
HF
Rock Harders
07-29-07, 03:31
Mongers-
Exon's problem is that is he stuck in "The Desert", sweating his balls off, not getting any pussy, and "jacking off" on a constant basis to the same stale porn. He wishes he was in "Argentina" visiting with Fabiana at her cockroach-infested apartment. In fact, I have a suspicion that Exon really wants to live in "Argentina" "full-time", but is being a big stubborn pussy about the whole issue, and refuses to admit his wrongdoing like "Sidney" has, and move to Buenos Aires. Exon, stop being such a stubborn "cocksucker" and write the damn trip report already.
Suerte,
Dirk Diggler
You are obviously inexperienced in contracting fly fishing services in argentina (I would happy to take you Dorado fishing in Goya for a week at less than a third the price of your obvious patagonia mistake) Oops. (any argentino will tell ya that Dorado is KING in Argentina)
Happy Mongering,
TI'm not fishen for those ugly MotherFucking Dorado Toyman. I've seen those CockSuckers and I'm not wasting my time on them. Capt Dave goes after them all the time, I've been invited several times but past on it to Monger. You sit in a fucking powered boat and either troll or spin cast for the MotherFuckers, thats bull shit. I'm a trout fisherman and I prefer Fly casting while floating a river.
Exellent post Exon. Well said and to the point (with the usual, but not excessive smattering of explitives) There is only one factual inaccuracy that needs to be cleared up. Dorado on a fly rod (8 weight, 300 tiny line) makes the blood shunt south almost as much as a decent mongering session. I'm a hard core trout fisherman from Montana and I make several trips a year to Argentina to get those yellow tigers on my fly rod. The dorado absolutley kick a trouts ass and that even includes the monsters in the Rio Grande. PM me if you're interested in going in April. I'll be coming in the spring for another trip to Goya and will be spending some time in BA as well (maybe we could get together and talk fly fishing - like you - any other form of fishing is just masterbation without the cum shot! You really need to reconsider your stance on the Dorado. After a week of yellow devil action you might find it pretty hard to go back to the silly siver fish.
I have found myself staying in BA for bit longer than intended - guess great food and cheap pussy will do that. However, I do love fishing and while did not really come equipped I would certianly be game get some of this action in with other interested members. I am quite an experienced flyfisherman or other so would be good to go for anything. I do work most of the wk so would be best to organize around wkends in April.
Rioman,
I've been several times, its expensive but well worth the money.
My advice on a short trip is to find a reliable travel agent, (theres a bunch of them on the bottom of Santa Fe) Have them book a flight to Bariloche and a hotel. Call the hotel in advance and have them set you up with a fishing guide and a boat.
Just guessing but I'm close, your looking at $400 to $500 for the flight over, plus, say $300 for two nights in the hotel, plus $500 to $600 per day for the guide & boat.
Its an estimate, but again its close, your looking at roughly $2,000 for a weekends fishing over their.
The money is well spent, its some of the most beautiful country in the world, plus world class fly fishing, Argentina is famious for its Fly Fishing. Futhermoore this is the best time of year to fish since the water is lower and theres more fish.
Most of the "Class less" CockSuckers that post on this board are too "Cheap" to even dream of such a thing.
Exon
Looks like I will be going there first end of next wk / wkend. From threads I saw here did not sound real encouraging on the pussy front. Anybody been there recently and have any suggestions - think at this point just doing some winery stuff and trip into mountains.
Thanks
I've never been to Mendoza.
There's a thread on it but I hear the mongers is "Sparce" at best.
Just do the wine thing, not much fishing there either.
Exon
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