Price break for touching only?

[Extranjero]

I have extreme paranoia about STD's so I am happy just to touch pro chicas & not have intercourse.

Will I get a price break as a result?

Could this be so rare a preference that it will cause problems?

(I'll bet I will be flamed by other posters but that's OK as long as the chicas understand.)

My Spanish is rudimentary so how can I best phrase this?

Will this auto translated phrase be OK?

"Apenas deseo tocarle why no tener cópula."

[MCSE]

I have extreme paranoia about STD's so I am happy just to touch pro chicas & not have intercourse.

Will I get a price break as a result?

Could this be so rare a preference that it will cause problems?

(I'll bet I will be flamed by other posters but that's OK as long as the chicas understand.

My Spanish is rudimentary so how can I best phrase this?

Will this auto translated phrase be OK?

"Apenas deseo tocarle why no tener cópula."Chicas in apartments, clubs, caffes (Excedra, Orleans) will offer no discount, since they don't care that much what you will do, as their vaginas are properly trained. Some girls add a plus when you want to use their anus, and for BBBJ, but no discounts for just touching. In my opinion, you can do that anyway at a club and tip the girl to touch her when inside of the club (just an idea) Well, of course it depends on what level of just touching you want to reach.

Another option it's to get to the massage parlors, and get a massage, girl is naked, you are too, and std risk free. This is also less expensive than the privado's chicas, the clubs, and other alternatives.

[Esten]

Massage would be the way to go. Either the massage parlors like MCSE mentioned, or the chicas who advertise under massage on the sites like www.masajes.com.ar/sensuales/ or the masajes section on Platynum. I think some of the massage chicas may offer lower rates than the escort chicas, though I'm not 100% sure. A lot of the massage chicas will offer full service as well. For sure the club/boliche/escort girls probably won't offer a discount for massage only.

There is all sorts of fun to be had usings hands, breasts, bodyslide etc while playing 'safe'. A bottle of baby oil will help immensely. Fucking a pair of lubed natural DD's feels FAR better than a pussy with a condom.

As far as your sentence, you can just say something like "No quiero sexo, solo masaje sensuale." and you could add at the end "con relax" or "con posiciones diferentes".

[Jackson]

Greetings everyone,

Unfortunately, the Forum has lately been the target of a steady stream of "peculiar" questions posed by new, first time posters.

Caveat emptor.

Thanks,

Jackson

[El Perro]

Greetings everyone,

Unfortunately, the Forum has lately been the target of a steady stream of "peculiar" questions posed by new, first time posters.

Caveat emptor.

Thanks,

JacksonIndeed, a conspiracy of bratty dunces.

[BundaLover]

I have extreme paranoia about STD's so I am happy just to touch pro chicas & not have intercourse.

Will I get a price break as a result?Of course you get a discount, "my friend, we have special pricing like from old country. I sell you pussy with AIDS for 6 dollar and without AIDS it is on promo for 9$. You wanta gonorea we got drippy pussy waiting for only 7 dollar. If you order both the drippy pussy and the AIDS pussy right now we are going to throw in old hag pussy at no extra charge. BUT WAIT! You say thats good but not good enough? We giving away the 3 pussies tonight AND one menstrating slighlty sore pussy if you order by phone before midnight".

[BadMan]

Indeed.


Indeed, a conspiracy of bratty dunces.

[Jackson]

Extranjero,

You've been a Forum Member for less than 2 weeks.

In your 1st post a couple of days ago you posed an idiotic question about getting a discount for only touching chicas without having sex, ostensibly because you have an "extreme paranoia about STD's".

In your 2nd post you resurrected a 2 year old thread about racism in which you provocatively interjected the words "Nazis" and "mud people" in the first sentence.

Now I'm going to ask you very directly: Who are you and what is your real agenda?

BTW: Three strikes and you're out.

Thanks,

Jackson

[Extranjero]

So I posted a newby question is that a crime?

So I objected to someone's racist post is that a crime?

Kick me off. I'll just sign up later under another e-mail address.


Extranjero.

You've been a Forum Member for less than 2 weeks.

In your 1st post a couple of days ago you posed an idiotic question about getting a discount for only touching chicas without having sex, ostensibly because you have an "extreme paranoia about STD's".

In your 2nd post you resurrected a 2 year old thread about racism in which you provocatively interjected the words "Nazis" and "mud people" in the first sentence.

Now I'm going to ask you very directly: Who are you and what is your real agenda?

BTW: Three strikes and you're out.

Thanks,

Jackson

[El Perro]

So I posted a newby question is that a crime?

So I objected to someone's racist post is that a crime?

Kick me off. I'll just sign up later under another e-mail address.Instead of going to the trouble and waste of time of signing up under a new email address, I have some advise. Quit fucking around on the internet and get some professional help for your "extreme paranoia about STD's". Which by the way is a form of "panic", not paranoia. All this of course assuming you actually do have a legit panic disorder. Otherwise yer just another pathetic fucking loser. Come to think of it, if you have a panic disorder about pussy, you are a pathetic fucking loser anyway.

[Extranjero]

Some of us just do this when they travel & can get girls for free at home.

;-P.

LOL.


Instead of going to the trouble and waste of time of signing up under a new email address, I have some advise. Quit fucking around on the internet and get some professional help for your "extreme paranoia about STD's". Which by the way is a form of "panic", not paranoia. All this of course assuming you actually do have a legit panic disorder. Otherwise yer just another pathetic fucking loser. Come to think of it, if you have a panic disorder about pussy, you are a pathetic fucking loser anyway.

[MCSE]

Doggboy: may be it's a case of EXTREME paranoia.:)

[El Perro]

Some of us just do this when they travel & can get girls for free at home.

;-P.

LOL.Yer sister doesn't count.

[Jackson]

So I posted a newby question is that a crime?

So I objected to someone's racist post is that a crime?

Kick me off. I'll just sign up later under another e-mail address.Another loser, as I suspected.

[Extranjero]

Another loser, as I suspected.Your opinion about what posts are objectionable speaks volumes.

[Jackson]

If you police the forums so tightly why not flag the racist posts?Obviously I didn't police it tightly enough.

[Extranjero]

Obviously I didn't police it tightly enough.You bore me.

[Jackson]

Would you just cut my account now?I'm studying you. It's sort of like playing with a mouse.

[Esten]

Although Extranjero is certainly someone who talks straight and speaks his mind, I find the level of hostility towards him here somewhat inordinate.

As far as paranoia of STDs, I actually know someone exactly like this. He knows and understands the hobby, and would indulge himself (more than the small amount he has already) but his fear of STDs holds him back. FWIW he has a steady girlfriend. Calling it a 'panic' is ridiculous. It is a fear or paranoia.

[Punter 127]

Although Extranjero is certainly someone who talks straight and speaks his mind, I find the level of hostility towards him here somewhat inordinate. Jackson has a pretty good track record of picking out the trouble makers; I’ll go with his judgment.

[El Perro]

Although Extranjero is certainly someone who talks straight and speaks his mind, I find the level of hostility towards him here somewhat inordinate.

As far as paranoia of STDs, I actually know someone exactly like this. He knows and understands the hobby, and would indulge himself (more than the small amount he has already) but his fear of STDs holds him back. FWIW he has a steady girlfriend. Calling it a 'panic' is ridiculous. It is a fear or paranoia.Extranjero is a fucking blight, just like the rest of his ilk. Also, I suggest you do some research regarding the defintions of panic and paranoia. In addition he doesn't talk straight because he's lying about the STD thing. I don't often go overboard in confronting others, newbies or otherwise, but when I see someone "show up" who clearly is looking for trouble (and nothing else despite what they might say) I don't mind calling them out.

[MCSE]

As far as paranoia of STDs, I actually know someone exactly like this. He knows and understands the hobby, and would indulge himself (more than the small amount he has already) but his fear of STDs holds him back. FWIW he has a steady girlfriend. Calling it a 'panic' is ridiculous. It is a fear or paranoia.That's all right, I understand your point of view and, in fact, myself seriously answered the first Extranjero's question, as you did too. But, the matter is, the 2nd post of Extranjero was about an insight topic in the Living in Argentina thread regarding racism, insulting the administrator was the 3rd, so it's more than clear he is looking for trouble and he is nothing but a loser.

About STD's I'm sure that no one is happy to get a desease, but taking some prevention meassures and risking a little, it's what you do, as you risk your life everytime you leave from your house and you cross the street. A STD it's not the only cause for death, and in fact, is more factible to be killed for acting like a jerk / loser.

If Extranjero's concern were legiti, as Doggyboy stated, that would be more a "fear", or "panic", in the specific, but, probably a Paranoia in the whole:

Paranoia is a disturbed thought process characterized by excessive anxiety or fear, often to the point of irrationality and delusion. Paranoid thinking typically includes persecutory beliefs concerning a perceived threat. In the original Greek, παράνοια (paranoia) simply means madness (para = outside; nous = mind) and, historically, this characterization was used to describe any delusional state. (source, wikipedia)

[Jackson]

Jackson has a pretty good track record of picking out the trouble makers; I'll go with his judgment.Actually, Thomaso is much better at identifying the "crank" posts that I am. The issue is that there are a couple of assholes who, for one reason or another, take delight in registering usernames and subsequently jerking everybody off by posting completely idiotic questions. For example...

1. Fisting Fun, who posted a thread looking for "amputee chicas".

2. Raftwee, who was looking for lactating girls to travel to Singapore.

3. Hounddog's instant "next day" STD symptoms.

4. Phu Bai, with 28 idiotic, nonsensical posts that I recently deleted.

5. Extranjero, who in this thread is asking about getting a discount just to touch the chicas.

And these are just the ones I remember, because there are a number of similar threads that I've long since deleted and whose details I've forgotten.

I don't know if Extranjero is actually KOS or Marak5 or Big Asian, but it's irrelevant. The point here is that the idiots are out there, and we just can't accept new subjects posed by first time posters at face value.

Thanks,

Jackson

FYI, I've re-posted the above in a new thread in the event that anyone wishes to continue the discussion on the subject.

http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4449

[Jackson]

Greetings everyone,

1. I moved the comments about "Astryd" to the Chica Recommendations thread.

2. I deleted the antagonistic remarks to / from Badboy.

3. I've closed this thread because it was a joke.

4. Oh yea, Merry Fucking Christmas.

Thanks,

Jackson