View Full Version : Loso in Buenos Aires May / June 2007
Buquebus
I arrived at the ferry terminal in Montevideo about an hour before my scheduled departure. Checking in was fast and efficient. Uruguayan & Argentinean immigration officials were at adjoining counters and quickly stamped me out & in.
The Buquebus offered plenty of leg space and a comfortable journey saw me arriving at the Buenos Aires ferry terminal.
Apartment
The ATM machine at the ferry terminal wasn’t working, so I had to pay the taxi in USD for the short ride to my apartment. While waiting for the apartment owner, I had a chance to take care of some essentials. I got myself some cash & a local SIM card.
I’d made apartment reservations through ByT Argentina. The apartment looked exactly as advertized. I loved the black & white color scheme. I adored the quintessentially Argentine posters. Right off the bat, this apartment felt like home.
Exedra
After dropping off my laundry & filling up my fridge, it was time to explore the neighborhood. I hooked up with 3 Harlem Globetrotters in McDonald’s before finding my way to Exedra.
I liked the fact that I could view the talent from outside, but wasn’t impressed with the selection. I recognized Erika from her Internet pictures – she was too fat for my taste. A mulatta with a pierced lip looked kinda cute and was waving me in, but I decided to try my luck elsewhere.
Hook
I walked over to the famous triangle – Hook, Ness & Catto’s. Hook specializes in Paraguayan girls. The chicas were extremely friendly, but I didn’t really fancy any of them... until Gisella walked in.
We were smiling at each other from across the bar, as she was chatting with her girlfriends. She probably just came back from an assignment and didn’t seem eager to come and say hello. But she finally landed in my lap...
I loved her pretty face. I adored her pointy little nose. Gisella was sporting bangs – my favorite hairstyle. I loved everything about this little spinner. When I bought her a drink, she suggested we seek an isolated spot. When she started passionately French kissing me & said she wanted to swallow my cum, I thought I’d hit the jackpot.
There was a snag, though. Gisella categorically refused pictures. :( Apparently, someone’s posted her picture on the Internet and she found out about it. With pain in my heart, I had to let my darling Gisella go...
Catto’s
An old woman was singing sad songs, perfectly in tune with my mood. A few girls came over and introduced themselves. They were unable to lift my spirits.
A blonde stripper managed to get the glimmer back in my eye, though. Combining a model face with a sculpted body, she looked good enough to eat. I wanted to devour her! Alas, the strippers are not available for consumption. The regular girls pale in comparison – a trademark of the boliches in Buenos Aires.
Ness
A pretty girl was leaving with a customer just as I walked in. The lucky devil got the last hottie in the bar! A platinum blonde wanted to get with me – her face wasn’t pretty enough. Lorena looked kinda cute – she was too insistent I buy drinks for her and her friend.
Cocodrilo
Around 5 AM, I caught a taxi to the famous late-night spot. The bouncer asked for a 50 ARS cover charge. I told him it was supposed to be 30 ARS – the same price as a drink. He asked me how long I hadn’t been there. I replied: “4 months”. In fact, this was my 1st ever night in Buenos Aires... but I still managed to bluff my way in. :)
According to my research, Cocodrilo was supposed to be at its best between 5-6 AM... only it was almost deserted. There were some really hot strippers, though. I figured they would be unavailable, but as I approached a hot blonde at closing time, she whispered in my ear that she could join me for 100 USD. When I asked if DFK was on the menu, she escaped in a hurry. :(
Apart from me, the only other customers were 3 guys partying with 3 girls. But the guys got into a taxi... and left the girls behind. :) One of them was a hot mulatta with light brown hair – a Naomi Campbell lookalike. When I approached her, she told me to come to Madaho’s tomorrow. When I replied: “How about today?”, she asked for 200 USD. When I reacted: “No, mi amor”, she got into a taxi and left me stranded. :(
La Madeleine
I took a taxi to Exedra / La Madeleine around 6 AM. Exedra was closed. There was a single desperate chica in La Madeleine.
Just as in São Paulo and Porto Alegre, I struck out on my first night in Buenos Aires. It was 2°C as I walked back to my apartment... alone... and without a jacket. :(
Loso
AllIWantIsLove
12-23-07, 02:54
<snip> <snip> <snip> It was 2°C as I walked back to my apartment.
LosoPlease tell me that's a typo! Barely above freezing at this time of year?
Please tell me that's a typo! Barely above freezing at this time of year?My report is long overdue. I visited BA in winter (May / June) and it was damn cold!
Lots more to come!
Loso
Please see accompanying report posted here:
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Excellent report. Thanks for all the information on the privates.
Joe Vato
I definately have to compliment both the writing style and effort on your report. It is also nice to know what the lactating future prices are for my next trip. Both of your scores look like nice, entertaining, sensous chicas. I wonder if your inquiring on the holiday has anything to do with response.
Thank you again for your report and sharing it in the forum.
Eiki
I woke up around 4 PM and got a phone call from Mat shortly afterwards. We arranged to meet at Exedra later that night.
After a spot of lunch, I walked back to my apartment. I wanted to try an escort today. Ayi had her answer phone on. As usual! After reading Bandy’s recommendation, I decided to give Eiki a call. She sounded like fun. She was available at 8 PM...
Eiki used to advertize on Platynum (as Eiki) and Area VIP (as Sheila). According to Bandy, it costs the girls 110 ARS a month to be listed on Platynum, whereas Area VIP charges 500 ARS! Platynum generally has 500+ chicas on file. Area VIP is a lot more exclusive, but both the girls and their customers pay a hefty surcharge. If you call her as Eiki (from Platynum), she charges 200 ARS for an hour; Sheila (from Area VIP) will set you back 300 ARS an hour... for the same girl! My thanks to Bandy for these enlightening statistics.
Currently, Eiki can only be found on Platynum:
- http://www.platynum.com.ar/Entretenimiento/Escorts/Eiki/Eiki1.htm
Check out her video!
Since Eiki charges 100 ARS extra for out-call and since I had plenty of time on my hands, I decided to walk to her apartment. Eiki is half Japanese & half Argentinean, and greeted me with the most enchanting smile. A pretty Japanese face, huge silicone knockers & a rock hard Brazilian bunda. An explosive mix! Wow!
After showing off her tits on camera, Eiki popped a blue mint in her mouth and went to work on my dick. The mint made my dick feel cold. Her “garganta profunda” technique almost made me reach boiling point. I took over and started eating her pussy. She gets really wet really easily. Eiki couldn’t get enough of my lollipop and the 2nd time around, she wouldn’t stop until she reached my sweet spot. She rubbed my cum all over her mouth in true porn star fashion. :) What a gal!
No rest for the wicked! Eiki was soon bobbing up and down on my dick. Her body is simply made to fuck & she has the energy to match. When she turned around and rode me reverse cowgirl, the view of her fantastic bunda was simply amazing.
More of the same as I was fucking her quatro. I pressed my body against hers & drilled her with everything I had as we went deep into overtime. Eiki didn’t care... she’s not a clock watcher. She combines beauty with performance and clearly enjoys what she does. Eiki is an absolute marvel! My sincere thanks to Bandy for recommending her!
Privados Tour
Maipu 429 – 5th Fl – Apt 5
I rang the buzzer. No answer. I buzzed again. A guy answered. They close at 9 PM.
Maipu 359 – 5th Fl – Apt 74
The gate was locked. There was only one buzzer. I didn’t have a clue how to get in. A look at my notes revealed... they close between 8-9 PM.
Lavalle 616 – 1st Fl
No answer after 10 PM.
Lavalle 357 – 7th Fl – Apt 72
Found the address, then noticed I hadn’t written down the apartment number. :o I really was ill-prepared today!
Anyway, I was running out of time. Time to head to Exedra...
Exedra
It was a pleasure to meet Mat and discuss the state of mongerdom in Argentina & Brazil. As we exchanged notes, it turned out we had a girl in common. :) After dinner, we were joined by gentleman WorldTravel69 & a couple of his friends. And, of course, WT was carrying his famous list of privados. :cool:
I spotted a couple of girls I was interested in. They left with 2 guys. Agatha was making sweet eyes at me. Since we clicked on a personal level, I had a sneaky feeling the sex would have been much better the 2nd time around. But I wanted to explore new horizons...
New Port
Mat gave me a ride to New Port. As soon as I walked in, I was approached by a beach blonde. Katarina was cute as a button and had this youthful shine that’s such a rare sight in Buenos Aires. I was smitten!
I was a little apprehensive when I found out Katarina was Colombian. Cartagena doesn’t bring back the best of memories. At least, she wasn’t from Medellin, the home town of most of the LDV ice princesses.
Katarina asked for 300 ARS, but quickly dropped her price to 250 ARS. I offered her 150 ARS. We settled in the middle. She tried to convince me to take her friend as well (for 150 ARS each). I wanted Katarina to spend the night, so I decided against a dupla.
Katarina had an 18 month old baby. One of her tits was big & firm. The other was small & sagging. The hormonal imbalance created a weird look. I sucked both tits with equal gusto. :)
After wrapping her luscious lips around my dick, Katarina turned around and started riding me reverse cowgirl – another “tremendo culo” to feast my eyes on. Her pussy was tight. Katarina was full of energy and a bundle of passion. Another winner!
After a great performance, I wanted Katarina to spend the night. But there was a snag. Her friend had only been in town for 2 days and didn’t have a phone. I suggested Katarina give her friend her phone. That way, she could call her using my phone. My plan backfired when her friend didn’t answer the phone. Katarina was worried... about her phone. :) As she got dressed in a hurry, she left me her pink panties as a souvenir. :)
Loso
Maipu 429 – 5th Fl – Apt 5
I woke up around 4 PM again and revisited a privado that was already closed when I paid them a visit yesterday. I was only presented 2 girls. The other 2 chicas were busy. The receptionist, a 30-sth redhead from Venezuela, was also available.
Andina was young & cute, and I fancied fucking a redhead. The price was 150 ARS for an hour. Out-call was 50 ARS extra. I walked Andina home...
Andina was an inexperienced 22 yo. She’d only been working for 2 weeks; I was only her 2nd foreigner; it was the 1st time she did out-call.
Andina wouldn’t DFK at first. When I told her that had been agreed with the receptionist, she complied. She was a good kisser, actually. She wouldn’t give me a BBBJ either. That had also been agreed. After I spent some time eating her pussy, I got what I wanted. She was a pretty good blowjobber as well.
Andina got on top of me. She was tight! The enthusiasm was lacking, though. I had the impression she was hurting. But she never complained, she was happy to assume any position and our tongues were intertwined most of the time. Andina gave me a workmanlike performance, but it was still easy enough to shoot my load.
Christy Brinkley
A fellow monger had passed me the telephone number of a Christy Brinkley-lookalike, who works in Black. Since I had a huge crush on the “Uptown Girl” when I was in high school, I was dying to meet her.
I called Valeria when I woke up. She was on her way to the gym. I told her she’d been recommended by a friend, but left her in the dark as to who he was. She started by asking for 200 USD. I knew she wouldn’t go any lower than 300 ARS and that’s what we finally settled on. She could drop by my apartment at 9 PM, before going to work.
I was expecting a girl who looked vaguely like Christie Brinkley... in her prime! The woman who showed up at my doorstep... could pass for her mother. Valeria told me she was 32 yo, but looked much older. I bet she was older than I am!
Needless to say, I wasn’t the least bit attracted to this old hag. I wanted to send her packing... but was too stunned to think of a reason why.
We fucked. In fact, I fucked her brains out for about half an hour. I gave up after that. Grandma couldn’t possibly make me come!
BTW, no hard feelings towards the friend who recommended Valeria. I should have asked for more details!
Madaho’s
After the debacle with Valeria, I needed to redeem myself. After dinner, I caught a cab to Madaho’s, an expensive joint that’s supposed to have the hottest chicks in town...
As I walked in around 1 AM on a Thursday night, the place was absolutely packed! Tons of local businessmen wearing expensive suits. Way more dicks than chicks!
As I made my rounds, I noticed a gorgeous platinum blonde... talking to some guy. A while later, he was sitting alone. :) I smelt my chance and went searching for my dream girl. I finally spotted her... dancing on stage. :( There were quite a few perfect 10s among the strippers, but I hate eye candy I can’t fuck!
Madaho’s is a huge club with tons of chicas. Is the quality really that much higher than in cheaper boliches like the Triangle clubs? Does their beauty warrant the high prices they charge? Madaho’s definitely has a much higher percentage of flacitas than the lower end places. But in terms of facial beauty, I wasn’t impressed...
Excluding the strippers, I only saw 2 stunners in Madaho’s. One was the Naomi Campbell lookalike I met outside Cocodrilo on my 1st day – she was occupada. The other was a gorgeous morena wearing a red leather dress. When she changed into a black dress, I asked her why she changed her clothes. She was polite enough to answer me, but quick to make her escape. Plenty of other guys approached her, but the conversation was always short-lived. When I left at 4 AM, the hottest chica in the club was still alone... obviously an ice queen.
Anyway, I nursed my beer for 3 hours, trying to find an available chica that warranted Madaho’s prices. I couldn’t find one...
New Port
Around 4 AM, I decided to try my luck in New Port. I hooked up with Jessica, a hot blonde with cute freckles. She asked for 300 ARS. “OK, if you spend the night with me”. She’d only go ST and wouldn’t accept the 200 ARS I offered her. We left New Port together, but got in separate cabs...
La Madeleine
As on my first night, I asked the cab driver to bring me to La Madeleine. I knew I’d find nothing but a few desperate chicas. But when I go home alone, I prefer a symbolic walk. It was a bad day at the office!
Loso
Escorts
Angie
Angie’s ad on Platynum sounded enticing: “21 yo porn star; specializes in double penetration”. She wanted 200 ARS for an hour at her place; 250 ARS (+ taxi) to come to my apartment. Sounded good!
Ever heard of a porn star who only gives covered blowjobs? That’s Angie! What utter nonsense! Ciao!
BTW, Angie no longer advertizes on Platynum.
Gisell
I simply adored the pretty face in the attached picture.
When I called the number, it turned out Gisell worked at Esmeralda VIP, just a few steps from my apartment. And she was currently available. :) I hurried over there!
When I saw Gisell in person, I could scarcely believe my eyes. I don’t doubt this is an actual picture of the girl I saw, but it is highly flattering and extremely Photoshopped. But even though Gisell looked nothing like the supermodel in the picture, she was still cute enough...
Gisell wouldn’t agree to pictures, though. And when the receptionist found out I’d taken pictures of Marinella a few days earlier, she basically showed me the door. :eek:
BTW, Gisell’s current Platynum pictures portray her more accurately... without her face. Her video reveals all, though! She seems to have put on some weight.
http://www.platynum.com.ar/Entretenimiento/Escorts/Gisell/Gisell1.htm
Her old pictures can still be found on Baires Girls.
http://www.bairesgirls.com.ar/newTemplateWeb/pElementos.php?idElemento=2622&idCategoria=&idPlantilla=10
Café Orleans
Enough of the escorts! At Café Orleans, I could check the talent from outside by peeking through the window. I spotted a few cuties and went inside...
A platinum blonde had a really pretty face... but a really fat ass. A cute mulatta was desperately trying to attract my attention. She’ll feature in a later post...
As I was weighing my options, a redhead I had my eye on stood up and struck a pose showing off her great figure. That inspired move got her the gig... :)
Alice pushed hard for 250 ARS, but finally accepted 200 ARS. She wanted to go to a transitorio. I wouldn’t hear of it. We caught a cab for the short ride to my apartment.
I took pictures of Alice’s pointy little nose, mesmerizing gray eyes & glorious red hair. When she undressed, she revealed milky white skin & small, perky tits. Please don’t get a boob job! :)
Alice is a 22 yo PE instructor who loves a good work-out. She gets extremely wet as she’s dancing on your dick and boy, does she have some moves! Alice is as fiery as her red hair suggests. Wonderful girl!
Loso
Exedra
A blonde and a morena were always sitting together. I fancied them both and figured I’d fuck them both... together! :) Unfortunately, the blonde wasn’t there tonight and the morena was waiting for someone.
I got talking to a couple of fellow mongers. When Nadi’s john didn’t show, she approached me as I went to the bathroom. Nadi was a Paraguayana with a pretty face, golden tanned skin & curly, jet black hair. She asked for 300 ARS and wouldn’t go for less than 200 ARS. The fact that she would only give CBJs was the deal breaker.
Another girl I was considering was of Syrian descent. But my companions told me that she recently found out that someone had posted her pictures on the Internet. She’d probably be camera-shy...
New Port
Old Flames
New Port was absolutely packed on a Friday night. The male/female ratio was simply horrible.
Jessica was there, but she was reluctant to even say hello to me. When she got into a cab yesterday, she invited me to join her. I repeated my offer of 200 ARS. She instructed the driver to leave without me. The fact that I didn’t think she was worth 300 ARS must have been a slap in the face.
Katarina was all over me, though. But she was drunk as a skunk and drunk girls are generally trouble. Since there were no other girls I was interested in, I finished my beer and left.
I walked around the neighborhood and considered trying another boliche. But I hated the Madaho’s experience yesterday and was reluctant to try another Recoleta club.
In the end, I went back to New Port and ordered another beer. I was approached by the usual collection of old hags. I wasn’t interested. I figured I’d end up going home alone again.
Paola
When Paola came on to me, I wasn’t interested at first. But she was great fun to be with, so I bought her a beer. Her enthusiasm was catching and I ended up taking her home...
She asked for 300 ARS, wouldn’t go for 150 ARS, but jumped on the chance to make 200 ARS. She wanted to go to a transitorio. No way! She wanted to be paid in advance. I showed her the door!
When I threatened to send her packing, she unzipped my pants, started sucking my dick & invited me to take pictures. That’s the spirit! :)
Plenty of sloppy kisses. Great BBBJ. Paola was horny as hell, as she fucked my brains out. And she had a little surprise in store... a pierced pussy!
Loso
Esmeralda VIP
I woke up in the middle of the afternoon & tried to set up a date with Ayi, who was high on my to-do list. I got her answer phone. After lunch, I walked past Exedra. Nothing but over-the-hill old hags.
I walked back to my apartment and checked out my list of privados. Esmeralda VIP (Esmeralda 517 –Apt 1B) was spitting distance from my apartment. I was presented a choice of 5 girls. No beauty queens, but no fuglies either.
The prices were:
- 100 ARS for 30 minutes
- 150 ARS for 1 hour
- 50 ARS extra for take-out
I picked Marinella. I liked her pretty green eyes. It was hard to overlook her imposing bosom. Since I was horny as hell, I ignored her less-than-perfect figure.
We walked to my cozy apartment, where Marinella told me she was studying “gastronomia”. That explained the baby fat! :) She also told me she did 6-7 customers a day. Busy girl!
Marinella ran her tongue all over my dick. Her rapid-fire tongue action felt wonderful, but she wouldn’t suck my dick BB. When I reminded her that she agreed to “bucal sin globo”, she protested and claimed she only agreed to “pre bucal”. Don’t give me that shit! Marinella did as the doctor ordered. :) She gives a mean BBBJ!
Marinella sat on my dick & started riding me slowly. I grabbed her ass and shook it all about, so I could enjoy the view of her huge hooters swinging around. Marinella endured a serious pounding. While drilling her like a machine gun, combined with passionate French kissing, I finally released my swimmers.
Privados Tour
Esmeralda 625 - Apt 8J
3 chicas. Old & ugly.
Esmeralda 770 – Apt 8B
No longer a privado. Please do not disturb these people!
Esmeralda 853 – 3rd Fl – Apt 50
Rang the bell at 9.15 PM. No answer.
Esmeralda 973 – Apt 1C
I rang the buzzer and the receptionist (a short, fat blonde) came down to open the door for me. 3 girls were working. Carla was tall, flacita & quite pretty. Vanina was plain looking. The other girl had her period.
The price was confirmed at 150 ARS for an hour. I was ready to take Carla home, but she only gave CBJs. No deal!
Esmeralda 973 – Apt 6C
The security guard confirmed that this place is closed.
Suipacha 370 – Apt 1B
No answer at 10.20 PM.
Suipacha 530 - 1st Fl
No longer a privado.
Suipacha 670 – Apt 2A
I rang the buzzer and asked: “Es un privado?” The girl replied: “Hi Hi!”
Suipacha 771 – Apt 2N
2 chicas work here round the clock. One was plain looking. The other was butt-ugly.
The girl first said she needed to open the downstairs door for me, then shut me out. The security guard wouldn’t open the door for me, so I went back up and rang her bell. No answer. The security guard finally let me out, but buzzed her and gave her an earful! :)
Suipacha 921 – Apt 15A
No answer around 11PM.
Suipacha 921 – Apt 6C
The receptionist came down to open the door for me. I was shown 3 girls. Romina was my favorite. Camila was a ginger-haired cutie. Patricia wasn’t unattractive either.
The price was confirmed at 150 ARS for an hour. There was no surcharge for take-out. When Romina gave all the right answers, we were soon cuddling up in the taxi during the short ride to my apartment.
Romina didn’t look like your typical Argentinean girl, but I couldn’t quite place her. I was surprised when she told me she was of Turkish descent.
Like many of the privado girls, Romina also advertizes on escort sites. She’s currently:
- Pia on Gemidos
* http://escorts.gemidos.com.ar/?id=escorts&ct=1&pb=8182
- Celeste on Altosex
* http://www.altoserver.com.ar/altosite/altos01/2980/book0.htm
- Constanza on Platinum
* http://www.platynum.com.ar/Entretenimiento/Escorts/Constanza/Constanza1.htm
Romina just had a baby and had his name (Octavio) tattooed on her shoulder only a week ago. When I wanted to suck on her huge, natural tits, she told me to be very gentle. She was lactating and the milk was meant for her baby. :) I’m not into suckling, but she told me she may be willing to give up her leche for 100 ARS tip.
Romina gave me a great BBBJ & felt absolutely wonderful to fuck. She was sweet. She was passionate. She was a delight to be with.
Exedra
As I walked into Exedra, I spotted a platinum blonde who looked totally out of place. She was in a different league compared to the other girls. But she was chatting with an Asian guy... and they seemed to have a lot to talk about.
No worries. It was dinner time anyway. I ordered a steak and tried to establish eye contact with the object of my desire. The guy finally left... alone. :) Time to make my move...
Agatha wanted 150 USD for an hour, but settled for 100 USD. She gave all the wrong answers to my little questionnaire. No kissing. Only CBJ. At least she agreed to pictures. Normally, I’d reject a girl based on those answers, but Agatha wasn’t just any girl. She had the model face I’m always in search of and I simply had to have her.
Agatha rode my dick for quite some time, but the passion wasn’t really there. She didn’t strike me as a girl who really enjoys sex. Of course, looking into her gorgeous gray eyes could never fail to extract my leche.
Agatha seemed a little nervous before the sex, but was totally relaxed afterwards. She seemed to feel right at home in my apartment, as she fixed herself a cup of coffee and helped herself to some bonbons. We cuddled up in the sofa & chatted for hours.
I was really surprised when Agatha told me she’d just made her 1st porn movie! She didn’t seem the type. :) The movie was shot at the Puerto Madera yacht club. She showed me pictures of the set & movie director on her cell phone. And she said she’d be shooting 2 more scenes next week.
When I got home, I googled her screen name Agatha Fox, but couldn’t find anything. While writing this report, I tried again and... discovered references to a movie called Carnaval, shot in Argentina & starring Agatha Fox. :)
Unfortunately, I haven’t been able to find a site where I can buy the DVD, but I had a peek through VOD and it’s definitely my Agatha. :) She only plays a small part and seems just as ill-at-ease as in my bedroom. She’s basically sitting pretty and only sucks a guy’s dick & a girl’s tits.
Anyway, another porn starlet added to my ever-growing collection! :cool:
Loso
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Escorts
Aolany
I woke up in the middle of the afternoon again, and checked the reviews on Foro Escorts of my favorites from Baires Girls. I liked Aolany's attached picture and she received the thumbs up from the locals.
But when I checked AP, Aolany turned out to be a butter face. Ah! :mad: The escort pictures in Buenos Aires simply cannot be trusted!
BTW, these are Aolany’s current pictures:
http://www.bairesgirls.com.ar/newTemplateWeb/pElementos.php?idElemento=1707&idCategoria=&idPlantilla=10
Privados
Bartolome Mitre 815 – 1st Fl
I called in advance to make sure they were open on Saturday. A guy came down to open the door for me. The receptionist presented me 2 girls. Brisa was described as “Estilo modelo”. She looked ugly to me! Cynthia had a prettier face and was completa, but was older & fatter. I passed!
The receptionist wanted 10 ARS for showing me the girls. I simply walked! The guy followed me out to open the door for me.
Gozanos
Introduction
I walked over to Exedra and Café Orleans to check the talent, but didn’t spot any chicas who sparked my interest. Back to headquarters!
I went over my list of privados and stumbled upon Gozanos. They have a web site with pictures of their girls. The pictures are Photoshopped, but not to the point where you wouldn’t even recognize the girl.
http://www.gozanos.com.ar
The great thing is that the site indicates which girls are currently working (in red) and that the information is accurate. New arrivals, which aren’t on the web site yet, may also be available.
When I visited the privado at Uruguay 343 (1st Fl), I received a very warm welcome. I was shown 5 girls, but my top 2 picks wouldn’t kiss. Two other girls were busy, and they both kissed, so I waited to see the full selection of lips.
The prices are:
- 60 ARS for 30 minutes (on-site)
- 80 ARS for 1 hour (on-site)
- 100 ARS for 1 hour (+ taxi) for out-call
BBBJ & anal are standard. :) Unfortunately, DFK isn’t. :(
Melisa
In the end, I picked Melisa, who’d only been working for 5 days and whose pictures weren’t on the web site yet. They are now, though.
Melisa was a 27yo with 3 kids. I’m afraid that’s par for the course in Buenos Aires. I took her to my apartment and snapped some pictures of her wearing the same red lingerie as in her Internet pictures. She even kept the negligee on to fuck. :)
Melisa couldn’t wait to get my pants off. After a quick shower and plenty of wet kisses, Melisa went to work. She concentrated on the head of my dick while giving me a BBBJ, but applied plenty of suction power. I had her sit on my face for a while, before she sat on my dick. I pulled her near and gradually picked up the pace. The harder I fucked her, the more passionately she kissed me.
After drilling her doggy style, I was ready to violate her cola. Her asshole wasn’t that tight, but still felt great. After pounding her ass for about 10 minutes, I couldn’t hold my juices any longer.
As I was playing with her pussy while taking a breather, Melisa asked if I wanted her to suck my dick again. Go ahead, baby! :) Unfortunately, the phone rang shortly afterwards.
Recoleta
La Lopez
Melisa was OK for a cheap early evening fuck, but I really wanted someone younger, thinner & prettier. :) I wasn’t a big fan of the Recoleta boliches, but figured I’d give it another shot. I checked my list and decided to visit La Lopez.
But tonight was the eve of the election and quite a few clubs were closed... including La Lopez.
Play’s
I walked around to see which clubs were open and finally decided on Play’s. I was asked for a 50 ARS cover charge, including 1 drink. Nah! According to my research, the entrance fee was 40 ARS and entitled me to 2 drinks. I got what I wanted. :)
Considering the selection, it was still a waste of money, though. Plenty of Dominicanas, supplemented by 30-something Argentinas. No chicas I had any interest in.
I got talking to a gringo, who was dancing with a girl and buying her one drink after another. At 70 ARS a pop! Some guys are just made of money!
As I was finishing my 2nd beer and about to leave, a stunning creature with curly blonde hair and an angelic face suddenly appeared out of nowhere. :) Guys were pulling her left & right. I was the wrong side of the room and never got near her. Ah! :mad: She was probably a stripper anyway...
New Port
Back to my favorite haunt... Jessica waved hello from a distance, but escaped as I walked towards her. I spotted a cute blonde I’d never seen before. She wouldn’t talk to me either. Did I smell bad or something? :) The blonde spent a long time talking to a local, but must have failed to negotiate a deal with him. Even when she wound up alone near closing time, she still wouldn’t talk to me. Ah! :mad: I’m outta here!
Cocodrilo
Where could I go at this time of night? I caught a cab to Cocodrilo. Just like the 1st night, I tried to walk right up. Once again, the bouncer stopped me and tried to extract a 50 ARS cover charge. When I reminded him that he let me up without cover charge just a few days ago, the blob had the nerve to point at the sign saying that the management reserves the right of admission!
I started laughing in his face and simply walked away. My taxi was still waiting, and as I approached the car, I turned around and gave him the finger. The fat pig came running after me! I slammed the door in his face, and gave him the finger again as I told him to fuck off!
Back to La Madeleine, for the walk home on a cold winter night. Alone again... naturally!
Loso
I took a picture of Melisa, smoothened her skin, sharpened her eyes, painted on some lipstick & airbrushed some unflattering shadows. Took me 20 minutes. Took 10 years off her!
To be fair, a make-up artist could achieve better results in less time.
Loso
Extreamly good reporting Loso69.
Thank you.
Exon
Final Day!
Yesterday was a fiasco. Sunday is the worst possible day to monger in Buenos Aires. But election day in Argentina would be my final day here, so I had to make the most of it.
Gozanos
I checked out the Gozanos web site again. Unfortunately, gorgeous Rocio wasn’t working. But Bianca and Geraldine (no longer on site) were also decent-looking blondes.
When I got to the privado, I was only presented 3 girls. Melisa was one of them. The chicas I was interested in were busy. I decided to wait... But the receptionist talked to Melisa, found out I’d taken pictures of her and I was politely shown the door. :eek:
For the 2nd time in Buenos Aires, I was no longer welcome at a privado after the receptionist found out I’d taken pictures of a girl. They weren’t even nude pictures! At Esmeralda VIP, I was stupid enough to flap it out – I didn’t know any better. At Gozanos, the chica spilled the beans.
The privado girls generally didn’t mind taking pictures, but it seems to be against management policy. Be discrete when asking the girl if she allows pictures and make sure nobody else finds out!
Café Orleans
It was early evening when I walked past Exedra. Too early! Peeking through the windows, Café Orleans seemed to be better stocked. A cute mulatta who caught my eye on a previous visit was talking to someone, but still invited me to come inside. I gestured for her to join me outside...
Keroll asked for 100 USD. I offered her 150 ARS. We settled for 200 ARS. She agreed to my wish list. Vamos! In the taxi, Keroll told me she was a Puerto Rican / Dominican mix, with dual passports. Couldn’t she make a fortune in the US with a Puerto Rican passport? :)
Keroll loved to model and even tried on a few of my sexy outfits. When my batteries gave up, she suggested I use the batteries from the remote. Smart cookie! :)
I started off by eating her pussy. She loved it! Keroll gave me the most wonderful BBBJ and didn’t stop sucking until I sprayed my leche in her mouth. :)
We had a break while I processed her pictures, Photoshopped them a little & finally burnt her a CD.
When we got back to bed, Keroll immediately popped my dick in her mouth again. I got her nice and wet, and an amazing round of sweaty animal sex ensued. Keroll even gave me a massage afterwards... using Astroglide Warming Liquid! :)
Keroll was sweet as sugar. She was horny as hell. She ended up staying for 4 hours and was an absolute gem!
Hook
I walked past Exedra. There were very few chicas today. I did notice a curly haired redhead I’d never seen before. She must have been a real hottie... about a decade ago.
On to the Triangle. Pipper’s was closed. Ness hardly had any girls. In Hook, there were about 10 girls and not a single customer. I ordered a beer...
Since I was all alone, I had the chicas’ full attention and could take my time gauging who’d make my last night a night to remember. Dirty blonde Angie was cute and had a spunky personality. She was my girl...
Angie was up for anything, so I bought her a copa. I believed the standard price in Hook to be 150 ARS, but Angie wouldn’t budge from 200 ARS. I agreed, provided she stay for at least a couple of hours. No problem. She didn’t have to come back anyway.
Angie was a real wild cat! She took her clothes off as soon as we got to my apartment and jumped on me. Angie was great fun, but a nightmare to take pictures of. She wouldn’t sit still for a second! I finally gave up, put my DSLR camera away & got my compact camera out... in video mode. :)
Angie adores Britney Spears and the short video of her fumbling up the lyrics to Britney’s “Sometimes”, as she’s rolling around on my bed, is simply hilarious. By the time my iPod was playing “Outrageous”, Angie was satisfying herself using a blue dolphin vibrator. I couldn’t resist capturing that on video as well. :)
After the vibrator, it was my turn. :) Angie loves having her delectable pussy eaten and had a violent orgasm. After sucking on my lollipop, she started riding me. Angie was shaking her pelvis at a frantic pace, pursuing another orgasm. God, was she ever horny!
But as I was fucking her, disaster struck! Angie’s back locked up and she was suddenly in great pain. She was totally unable to move for about an hour. Finally, she called a friend and asked to be picked up in a taxi.
I had to help her out of bed. She had great difficulty putting her clothes on. She could hardly walk. I escorted Angie down the elevator and through the lobby. Her friend was waiting to help her into the taxi.
Angie only asked for taxi money. I really felt sorry for her and paid her in full.
Asunción?
I’d originally planned to include Asunción on my itinerary. But the logistics of travelling from Buenos Aires to Asunción and on to Rio weren’t straightforward, and I didn’t have that much time left. I’ll visit Paraguay some day, but for this trip, I decided to fly straight to Rio.
Since I skipped Asunción, it was appropriate that my last girl in Buenos Aires was a Paraguayana. Angie was an amazing girl. We were having a blast. But things didn’t work out for me in Buenos Aires.
Loso
Fantastic reporting Loso. How about getting your pics in the private gallery? What DLSR are you shooting with?
Thanks for the reports. I know from your other many reports that you are a world traveler of monger spots and so hearing about your experiences in BA was good info. I often get the itch to try BA but always end up opting for Asia as more of a sure thing. After reading this I think my itch to go to BA is dead for good - expensive, old, fake breasts, kids, covered condoms, no kissing, bad attitudes, limited selection - why would anyone bother with Asia not that much further away?
Precocious One
12-30-07, 12:48
Thanks for the reports. I know from your other many reports that you are a world traveler of monger spots and so hearing about your experiences in BA was good info. I often get the itch to try BA but always end up opting for Asia as more of a sure thing. After reading this I think my itch to go to BA is dead for good - expensive, old, fake breasts, kids, covered condoms, no kissing, bad attitudes, limited selection - why would anyone bother with Asia not that much further away?I am either heading to Colombia or BA for a year. For some of us, SEA is not an option as the Latina is in our blood. 200 ARS for two pops and one hour in BA. Medellin appears to be 100 US for TLN. Those are very acceptable numbers for most of us here.
Thanks for the reports. I know from your other many reports that you are a world traveler of monger spots and so hearing about your experiences in BA was good info. I often get the itch to try BA but always end up opting for Asia as more of a sure thing. After reading this I think my itch to go to BA is dead for good - expensive, old, fake breasts, kids, covered condoms, no kissing, bad attitudes, limited selection - why would anyone bother with Asia not that much further away?I am unknown on this forum and ISG (allthought some of my posts have been translated and posted)
Drronin I have been mongering through the world for thirty years. Went in Ba on the end October-beginning of November. And allready back in two weeks. There are some bad experiences and some very good ones. But I am sure the most important think is to be able to communicate with the girls, and english do not worth a peso in most of the case (unlike in the rest of the world)
Now about comparing Asia and South America is like trying to compare for exemple football and soccer.
Getting There & Away
Buquebus
I arrived in Buenos Aires by ferry from Montevideo. Buquebus has 2 direct ferries daily. There are many departures by bus/ferry via Colonia.
Going via Colonia is cheaper, but since I didn’t want to wake up early nor arrive late, I chose the more expensive direct route. The one way ticket from Montevideo to Buenos Aires cost me 1560 UYU.
Travelling by ferry is very comfortable, and they don’t weigh your luggage. :)
The Buquebus web site allows you to make reservations online:
http://www.buquebus.com
Taxi to Apartment
The Buenos Aires ferry terminal is close to the center. The metered taxi to my apartment was only 6 ARS.
Taxi to Airport
Ezeia Taxi drives you to the airport for 48 ARS. The apartment owner, who works in a 5 star hotel, got me a private car for the same price.
Accommodation
ByT Apartments
I made reservations for an apartment through:
http://www.byt-argentina.com.ar/?&clng=en
ByT Argentina has 100s of apartments for rent, in all areas of town and in all price categories.
After reading up on the Buenos Aires P4P scene, I elected to stay near Micro Centro. It has the highest concentration of privados. The freelancer spots Café Exedra and Café Orleans would be within walking distance. There are also plenty of boliches in the area, notably the recommended Triangle clubs.
After looking at hundreds of pictures, I finally decided on this apartment:
Esmeralda & Corrientes (http://www.byt-argentina.com.ar/apartments_in_buenos_aires/apartments_buenos_aires.php?Neighborhood=Downtown&accommodation=Apartments&neighborhood_id=5&ida=1&a_dde=2007&d_dde=29&m_dde=12&a_hta=2008&d_hta28=&m_hta01=&pagactual=6&home_id=2303)
The communication with ByT Argentina was excellent. I rented the apartment for 1 week for 275 USD. The agency fee was another 30 USD. I paid 55 USD by PayPal to secure the reservation. I paid the rest in cash when I checked in. I had no problem getting my 200 EUR deposit back when checking out.
The apartment looked exactly like the Internet pictures. I loved the black & white color scheme. I adored the quintessentially Argentinean art. There were caramellos scattered all over the apartment – the chicas loved them! Every little detail seemed carefully thought out. I simply loved my apartment!
ATM Machines
There is no lack of ATM machines in Buenos Aires. Many of them dispense both local currency and US dollars. But the one time I actually tried to extract US Dollars, they were out of gringo money.
SIM Card
You need to visit the phone company office to get a local SIM card. I went to the Movistar office on Corrientes as soon as I arrived.
Movistar supports both the 850 and 1900 frequencies. Since my old tri-band phone didn’t support 850, I got a 1900 SIM card. 850 SIM cards will work all over Argentina. With a 1900 SIM card, you will have no reception in Southern Argentina. Since I was only visiting Buenos Aires, that was not an issue for me. The SIM card cost 12 ARS.
Taxis
Taxis use the meter and are cheap in Buenos Aires. The ride from Exedra to my apartment was 4 ARS. To Recoleta, the fare was around 8 ARS.
Laundry
The laundry shop closest to my apartment was at Esmeralda 577. They charge 10 ARS per machine (white & color). Ironing costs 2,50 ARS for a shirt and 3 ARS for trousers.
Loso
The "Overview & Conclusions" post, summarizing my impressions of the BA P4P scene, will conclude this series of reports. I've written part of it, but it will be a few more days before it will be posted.
Ben There,
After this trip, I retired my Canon EOS 20D. I now own a 5D. :)
Drronin,
Covered condoms? :D
Loso
I am either heading to Colombia or BA for a year. For some of us, SEA is not an option as the Latina is in our blood. I know what you mean - I love Latinas as well and used to make frequent trips to Rio in the early 90's and the DR in the late 90's - those memories are what creates the itch! But at least from my experience the p4p scene in Latin America has really gone downhill over the past number of years - a lot more expensive, a lot fewer chioces and just less gfe - but clearly lots of guys are still loving it.
"Now about comparing Asia and South America is like trying to compare for exemple football and soccer."
Well yes and no - but some things can be compared - price (much cheaper in SE Asia and China) quantity (yikes - there are more girls in the trade in a square block of Bangkok than it sounds like there are in all BA) beauty (eye of the beholder - but you can find loads of Asian girls from 18-22 in the biz) friendliness / gfe (from this report and so many others on BA it sounds like the rarity as in Asia its pretty common) getting the basics - dfk, uncovered bj, foreplay, massage (almost 100% in Thailand / PI, less so in China, unpredictable in BA? Three-holers (rare in Asia, sounds pretty common in Rio and BA) breast size (much bigger in BA obviously but so often not natural)
The undefinables though often make one's decision - the passionate Latina experience vs the more subdued Asian experience - the latina look vs the Asian look. In a perfect world of course you get both on demand!
I love your travel reports.
How you are able to leave Cocos without a chica.
Beats my mind.
And remember.
BA only works Tue to to Fridays.
Have fun
Timing
I was in Buenos Aires:
May 28 - June 3 (7 nights)
Statistics
During my 7-day stay in Buenos Aires, I had:
ST: 12
LT: 0
Girls: 12
Boliches
Observations
Rip-off Joints
Buenos Aires hosts plenty of boliches, spread all over the city.
Micro Centro: 29 (5 Recommended; 13 Rip-off)
Recoleta: 16 (9 Recommended; 5 Rip-off)
Barrio Norte: 7 (2 Recommended; 1 Rip-off)
Palermo: 6 (3 Recommended; 1 Rip-off)
Flores: 10 (2 Recommended)
Other Areas: 15 (1 Recommended)
Don’t just enter any club when the doorman invites you in! The bad places have the most aggressive advertizing. Many clip joints change their name on a regular basis to throw people off scent. Doing your homework and sticking to recommended places should keep you out of trouble.
Cover Charge
Most boliches have a cover charge, which entitles you to one or more drinks. If he’s never seen your face before, the doorman may try and overcharge you. Once again, pre-trip preparation is the key to not getting ripped off.
Copas
Boliches are clubs with chicas for rent. You have to buy the girl one or more copas (ladies drinks) before you can take her out. Even though the copa is basically the equivalent of the barfine in Thailand, the management or the girl may insist you buy her a drink just to talk to her or negotiate terms.
The copa rules can be rather complicated. This is what my research revealed for Madaho’s, where a copa costs 60-80 ARS:
- Without a drink, a chica cannot talk to you for more than 10 minutes.
- One copa entitles you to take the girl out for 1 hour.
* The girl also gets 30 minutes travel time.
- Two copas are required for multi-hour sessions or TLN.
- After 3.30 AM, the girl doesn’t have to come back.
* So one copa is sufficient for TLN.
I’m sure the Gestapo would be proud to enforce these rules! :)
Chica Fees
A few places are fixed price. In most places, you have to negotiate a satisfactory deal with the chica. Chica fees vary widely and you should have an idea of the price range for every boliche you visit.
Never agree to pay the girl’s asking price! It’ll earmark you as a chump and the chica is likely to provide minimum service. Once you’ve agreed on a price, don’t neglect to negotiate the services to be provided. Regrettably, DFK, BBBJ & pictures are not standard. Finally, never agree to pay the girl in advance!
Some places, like Madaho’s, have a dual pricing policy (locals vs. foreigners). :mad: In some boliches, the chicas need permission to accept less than the recommended fee. The girls may actually have to show the money when they return! How ridiculous!
Strippers
Most boliches have strip shows and some of the strippers I had the pleasure to watch were absolutely stunning. But they’re either unavailable or carry a price tag only a high roller could afford.
I hate eye candy I can’t fuck! Seeing those babes turns me off the available chicas, who are generally 3rd rate in comparison to their sisters on stage.
Male/Female Ratio
This quote from Hunt999 featured in my preparation:
Business picks up on Monday, reaching a peak on Thursday night. Then, beginning on Friday, things go downhill, reaching bottom on Sunday night.
Of course, this is from the chicas’ point of view. From a monger’s perspective, Thursday is the day with the worst possible male/female ratio and Sunday is the best. There may be a few more girls on Thursdays, but there’ll be a helluva lot more guys vying for their attention!
No smoking?
Officially, the boliches in Buenos Aires are non-smoking establishments. Nobody gives a shit! And that’s just how it should be! :)
Reviews
Black
I never set foot in Black, but I did fuck a chica who works there. Grandma! Having reread my research notes, I should consider myself lucky to fuck a Black chica for a measly 300 ARS. :)
I also took note of this quote from BryBull: “I seriously doubt anyone had a legitimate claim of being less than 28”. :p I should have known better!
Catto’s
I only visited Catto’s once – late on a Monday night. There were only a handful of girls and all of them came over to my table and introduced themselves. None of them could spark my interest.
Hook
Hook was the first and last boliche I visited on this trip. On my 1st night in Buenos Aires, I wasn’t impressed with the talent, until Gisella walked in. She was cute as a button. She seemed like a nasty girl. But she wouldn’t agree to star before my lens because some wanker had shown her Wally Foot’s Internet pictures. :mad:
On my last night, I took Angie home. She was great fun in and out of bed, until her back acted up. Such a shame!
The Hook girls are mostly Paraguayanas. They’re younger than in most places. They’re great fun. Unfortunately, they’re not all that pretty.
Madaho’s
The place was a madhouse on a Thursday night. But the fact that many chicas were entertaining local businessmen in suits didn’t stop me from surveying the selection. Plenty of chicas with great figures. Tons of silicone boobs. But radiant young faces? Nah!
Overall, the Madaho’s girls were better looking than the chicas in lower end places. But they weren’t necessarily any younger. And they definitely weren’t as friendly.
Considering that Madaho’s is supposed to have the hottest chicas in Buenos Aires, I was sorely disappointed.
Ness
Ness is the least upscale of the Triangle clubs. Late on a Monday night, there were about 10 chicas on duty. The overall quality was low, but I was tempted to take Lorena home. Instead of negotiating a deal, she kept insisting I buy drinks for her and her friend.
Play’s
Play’s was one of the few Recoleta clubs that was open on the eve of the election. It’s a large and relatively upscale club, but that wasn’t reflected in the talent – a pathetic collection of Dominicanas and over-the-hill Argeninas.
Freelancers
Observations
There are a number of places in Buenos Aires where freelancers ply their trade. They vary from coffee shops to an after hours disco. But they do have one thing in common – no silly little rules!
Reviews
Café Orleans
Café Orleans is an afternoon spot and has chicas on offer as early as 1 PM. Entirely too early for a night owl like me, but both my early evening visits to Café Orleans proved fruitful.
PE instructor Alice was the hottest girl I fucked in Buenos Aires. Keroll would be a contender in any upscale boliche. Both girls provided the most wonderful service. If you’re looking for an afternoon delight, Café Orleans is the place to go.
Café Exedra
Contrary to Café Orleans, Exedra doesn’t get going until evening time. Their food is only so-so, but it’s a convenient place to eat at 2 AM, when most restaurants are closed. And you may pick up a dessert. :)
Considering the amount of time I spent at Exedra, it’s surprising I only took one Exedra girl home. In terms of facial beauty, Agatha was a trophy fuck. She’s a porn starlet, but she’s not really into sex. :(
The 30-somethings dominate at Exedra, as in most places in Buenos Aires. But there were a few other girls I had my eye on. I never got round to them.
Both at Café Orleans & Exedra, you can view the talent through the window. It won’t hurt your wallet to walk past and have a peek... you never know what you might find. :)
Cocodrilo
According to my research, Cocodrilo is an after hours club, where many boliches chicas party after they get off work. It doesn’t get going before 3-4 AM and the best time to visit is 5-6 AM.
On a Monday night at 5 AM, I managed to bluff my way in without paying a cover charge, but found Cocodrilo to be deserted. On a Saturday night, the Michelin blob at the door refused to wave the cover charge and I told the prick to fuck off!
My latest research revealed that a 50 ARS cover charge is standard these days... for foreigners who arrive in a taxi. Locals can walk right up. Another example of the dual price policy in Buenos Aires! :mad:
La Madeleine
La Madeleine is just across the street from Exedra and usually has a few desperate chicas early in the morning. I never set foot inside. For me, it was mainly the starting point for the lonely walk home.
New Port
New Port is a Recoleta club with a difference. There’s no cover charge. The beer is cheap. The girl’s drinks are the same price as yours. Even then, there’s no obligation to buy a chica a drink before taking her out.
According to Andres, New Port offers 2 types of girls:
- Barracudas that were banned from boliches.
- The occasional semi-pro who looks to make ends meet.
I saw little evidence of either. You’d be very lucky to meet the mythical semi-pro. Both the girls I took home from New Port provided excellent service. Bandy said that Katarina used to work in Madaho’s. The old hags probably got her kicked out... a pretty young thing is unfair competition. :)
New Port also has a few real characters. One chica has an ultra-slim waste & huge silicone knockers. The evidence of a face lift & collagen injected lips is overwhelming. Her nickname is Jessica Rabbit. :) She truly does look like a cartoon character. Totally unreal! And a blonde version of the famous cartoon bomb shell is also available. :)
Privados
Observations
Privados are private apartments that serve as brothels. The list of privados is endless, and privados can be found all over the city. Prices for an hour range from 40 ARS in the lowest end privados to 250 ARS in the most upscale places. You can get a quickie for as little as 20 ARS. :)
Privados have on-site rooms; the comfort & cleanliness varies widely. Most privados also offer take-out, which may or may not cost you extra.
Privados girls are high volume. Fucking 10+ customers a day is not unusual for a popular chica. Can you really expect a girl to provide enthusiastic service to every customer if she fucks that many guys? Not really!
Privados are the cheapest option in Buenos Aires, but the chicas are the least likely to provide a GFE. Nevertheless, 2 out of the 4 privados girls I fucked provided excellent service and were a true GFE. The other 2 girls put in a workmanlike performance – real enthusiasm was lacking, but they were perfectly cooperative, did anything I wanted & never complained.
I always took the chica home, even if it incurred an extra cost. I prefer to fuck the girls in the comfort of my own apartment. I don’t like to lug my expensive camera gear around. Since few guys take advantage of the take-away option, it also made me stand out. It probably makes a change for the girls to fuck on a clean bed. :) Taking the girls to my apartment may also explain the above-average performances.
Reviews
Esmeralda VIP
- Address
* Esmeralda 517
* Apt 1B
- Prices
* 100 ARS for 30 minutes
* 150 ARS for 1 hour
* 50 ARS extra for take-out
Marinella from Esmeralda VIP was my 1st ever Argentinean girl. She gave me a workmanlike performance. When the search for an Internet beauty led me back to Esmeralda VIP a few days later, Gisell looked nothing like the supermodel in the pictures. And the receptionist showed me the door when she found out I’d taken pictures of Marinella. :eek:
Suipacha 921 – Apt 6C
- Prices
* 100 ARS for 30 minutes
* 150 ARS for 1 hour
* No extra cost for take-out, except for cab fare.
All 3 girls I was presented were attractive. Romina was my favorite, and turned out to be an absolute doll. In retrospect, this privado definitely merited another visit. Recommended!
Maipu 429 – 5th Fl – Apt 5
- Prices
* 100 ARS for 30 minutes
* 150 ARS for 1 hour
* 50 ARS extra for take-out
I was only shown 2 girls, but fancied redhead Andina. She was inexperienced & lacked enthusiasm, but I can’t really fault her performance.
Gozanos
- Website
* http://www.gozanos.com.ar
- Address
* Uruguay 343
* 1st floor
- Prices
* 60 ARS for 30 minutes
* 80 ARS for 1 hour
* 20 ARS extra for take-out, plus cab fare.
The web site indicates which girls are currently working. The reception was the friendliest of any privado I visited. Melisa provided great service.
BBBJ, CIM & anal are standard. Unfortunately, DFK isn’t. Considering Gozanos is a budget option, this privado comes highly recommended.
BTW, make sure the receptionist doesn’t find out you’ve taken pictures of the girls. Yep, I got shown the door again. :)
Escorts
Escorts Sites
The list of escort sites for Buenos Aires is an arm long. I’ll only mention the most important sites.
http://www.platynum.com.ar
http://www.gemidos.com.ar
http://www.bairesgirls.com.ar
http://www.area-vip.com.ar
This little site deserves a special mention. It only features a few girls, but they all have videos showing off their oral skills. :)
http://www.oralgirls.com.ar
Observations
Platynum lists over 500 girls! They are 100+ girls whose name starts with “A”. :) There’s no shortage of escorts in Buenos Aires!
The chicas pay a monthly fee to advertize their services on the escort sites. Platynum charges 110 ARS per month. Area VIP charges 500 ARS! Exclusivity doesn’t come cheap, and neither do the Area VIP girls.
Many of the escorts actually work in privados. Cross-referencing the girls’ numbers with the phone numbers for the privados will result in many matches.
Most escort pictures are Photoshopped, but the Argentineans take it to a whole new level. I have read many a report where the girl looks nothing like the gorgeous creature in the Internet pictures. No wonder most Argentinean escorts aren’t shy to show their face. The pictures are so Photoshopped that even the girl’s mom wouldn’t be able to recognize her daughter. :)
What’s the use in looking through hundreds of pictures to find your dream girl, knowing that the girl is unlikely to be anywhere near as beautiful as her pictures? Fucking escorts was never a top priority and in the end, I simply gave up on escorts.
Reviews
After seeing real pictures of Ayi (Platynum), she was top of my to-do list. I tried to contact her every day I was in Buenos Aires, but always got her answer phone. I sent her a few text messages, but she never replied. Maybe she works exclusively through Roxanne these days. On the one hand, she would have been a trophy fuck. On the other hand, she only gives CBJs.
The only escort I actually fucked was half Japanese Eiki. She came highly recommended by Bandy and was an absolute gem.
Chicas
Categories
By Venue Type
Boliche: 2 (17%)
Freelancer: 5 (42%)
Privado: 4 (33%)
Escort: 1 (8%)
By Nationality
Argentina: 8 (67%)
Paraguay: 2 (17%)
Colombia: 1 (8%)
PR/DR: 1 (8%)
The whole of South America seemed to be represented in Buenos Aires. Apart from the local chicas, there are many girls from Paraguay, Brazil and the Dominican Republic. Girls from Colombia, Venezuela, Cuba, Peru... can also be found.
By Price
300 ARS: 2 (17%)
200 ARS: 8 (67%)
150 ARS: 1 (8%)
100 ARS: 1 (8%)
Average: 204 ARS
Looks
Old hags dominate the Buenos Aires P4P scene! The average age of the Buenos Aires chicas must be the highest of any place I’ve ever visited. Furthermore, Argentinas don’t seem to age gracefully and tend to really look their age. Maybe the harsh winters are to blame for that.
Judging from the amount of silicone I saw in Buenos Aires, Argentinean men must be obsessed with big tits. Many girls have botched up boob jobs, but some escorts advertise boobs “made in USA”. :) Personally, I prefer a mouthful. Small, but perky. :)
Are Argentinean women beautiful? I saw some amazing looking strippers, combining gorgeous faces with sculpted bodies. I spotted plenty of young beauties walking down the street. But I also noticed tons of horrific-looking noses. Instead of having a boob job, many Argentinas would be better served having a nose job!
Buenos Aires has a distinctive European feel and the vast majority of Argentineans are of European descent. Since most have their origins in Southern Europe, black hair and brown eyes dominate. But chicas with natural green, gray or blue eyes are not uncommon. How I love to stare into light colored eyes. :) They’re all too rare in the world’s main P4P destinations.
Finally, almost all the chicas have kids and many of them are overweight. :(
Service
Statistics
Kissing
DFK: 11 (92%)
Lips Only: 0 (0%)
No Kissing: 1 (8%)
Blowjobs
BBBJ: 10 (83%)
CBJ: 2 (17%)
No BJ: 0 (0%)
Overall
Excellent Service: 8 (66%)
Decent Service: 2 (17%)
Bad Service: 2 (17%)
Observations
The above statistics are pretty damn good! I had absolutely no complaints about the service in Buenos Aires.
Of course, the girls were interviewed beforehand. Apart from porn starlet Agatha, all the girls agreed to DFK. Since she was a trophy fuck, I took her home anyway.
Agatha was again an exception when it came to blowjobs. The other chica who gave me a CBJ was grandma, who I neglected to interview. A few girls were rejected because they wouldn’t agree to a BBBJ.
The 2 chicas that only provided “Decent Service” were privados girls. Agatha & grandma were relegated to the “Bad Service” category. In the case of grandma, it was basically me who couldn’t be bothered.
Ironically, both the 300 ARS chicas ended up being bad providers. The 100 ARS chica was the only one I fucked up the ass. :)
Compared to the other Spanish-speaking countries I’ve visited, Argentina is a clear winner. The statistics for Cartagena (Colombia), Havana (Cuba) & Sosúa (DR) aren’t nearly as impressive as those for Buenos Aires.
Even compared to the legendary Brazilian service, Argentina is a contender. I still rate Rio higher, as DFK & BBBJ are standard in the places I frequent.
Final Words
Buenos Aires is often compared to Rio. In fact, Buenos Aires has many advantages over Brazil’s P4P capital. Accommodation is way better value. The streets are totally safe, even at night. The P4P venues are less spread out. Overall, P4P in Buenos Aires is cheaper and the service is generally great.
There is a snag, though. I saw more hotties in 15 minutes in 4x4 than in one week in Buenos Aires. The quality simply isn’t there. Tons of old hags with silicone tits. Fresh young faces are a rare sight. I don’t travel halfway around the world to fuck women who look old enough to be my wife.
Loso
....... I saw more hotties in 15 minutes in 4x4 than in one week in Buenos Aires..........
LosoI totally agree. However, I am partial towards Brazilleras. I think they are the best lovers!
For those of you who are confused with the math function in the Loso's report, 4x4 is a famous Terma in the downtown RIO. Many happy memories of that place are shared by countless people, including yours truly!
Again, thanks for the excellent report Loso!
Bandy
Thanks for all of the first class information. I have been to BA twice and returning this summer. All of the info is right on the money. The report kept my interest.
Joe Vato
Dancesw/Chicas
01-02-08, 22:01
Loso,
Two questions:
Did you opted not to visit Santa 1707?
Did you not meet Priscila at Suipacha 921?
Your report is excellent!
DWC
Dances w / chicas,
I never visited Sante Fe 1707. It wasn't particularly close to my apartment & has been described as a "dying place".
The most recommended privado was Maipu 359. I went by once, but they were closed already. I didn't like the fact that "the girls may be unwilling to come to your place unless they know you or a colleague can vouch for you".
I didn't meet Priscila at Suipacha 921. Only Romina, Camila & Patricia were presented to me.
BTW, my trip report will be continued in the Rio section on ISG.
Loso
HairBalderman
01-03-08, 20:38
Esmeralda VIP
As I walked into Exedra, I spotted a platinum blonde who looked totally out of place. She was in a different league compared to the other girls. But she was chatting with an Asian guy. And they seemed to have a lot to talk about.
No worries. It was dinner time anyway. I ordered a steak and tried to establish eye contact with the object of my desire. The guy finally left. Alone.:) Time to make my move.
Agatha wanted 150 USD for an hour, but settled for 100 USD. She gave all the wrong answers to my little questionnaire. No kissing. Only CBJ. At least she agreed to pictures. Normally, I'd reject a girl based on those answers, but Agatha wasn't just any girl. She had the model face I'm always in search of and I simply had to have her.
Agatha rode my dick for quite some time, but the passion wasn't really there. She didn't strike me as a girl who really enjoys sex. Of course, looking into her gorgeous gray eyes could never fail to extract my leche.
Agatha seemed a little nervous before the sex, but was totally relaxed afterwards. She seemed to feel right at home in my apartment, as she fixed herself a cup of coffee and helped herself to some bonbons. We cuddled up in the sofa & chatted for hours.
I was really surprised when Agatha told me she'd just made her 1st porn movie! She didn't seem the type.:) The movie was shot at the Puerto Madera yacht club. She showed me pictures of the set & movie director on her cell phone. And she said she'd be shooting 2 more scenes next week.
When I got home, I googled her screen name Agatha Fox, but couldn't find anything. While writing this report, I tried again and. Discovered references to a movie called Carnaval, shot in Argentina & starring Agatha Fox.:)
Unfortunately, I haven't been able to find a site where I can buy the DVD, but I had a peek through VOD and it's definitely my Agatha.:) She only plays a small part and seems just as ill-at-ease as in my bedroom. She's basically sitting pretty and only sucks a guy's dick & a girl's tits.
Anyway, another porn starlet for my growing collection!:cool:
LosoIt seems I may have shot Agatha before she went pro in the porn world. I met her at Madeleine last May at about 5 in the morning on my way back to my hotel after a long night of mongering. She was the fourth chica I was with in 24 hours. I had to take a break after my second pop with her, and broke out my laptop to show her some solo masturbation scenes I had on the ole hard drive. She was intrigued to say the least and asked me to shoot her also. She seemed to be under the impression that I was the videographer of the scenes I showed her. Who am I to shatter a starlet's dreams?
Anyway, I had a lot of fun with her. Although the sex was rather vanilla and as Loso says she was without passion, she did provide me with about 45 mins of video. I uploaded one of the scenes to youporn, but it took a really long time to post. Low and behold, I searched the site and there she is for your viewing pleasure - Agatha!
http://youporn.com/watch/68675
Thanks a lot for uploading Agatha's video to YouPorn, HairBalderman! :D
Loso
I am coming to BA for third visit in March. Will be there for a couple of months. At the moment it is cheaper to fly from Europe to Sao Paolo and than to take local flight on GOL to BA. I know some of you on this forum are fans of the Brazilian scene. Would it be worth stopping over for a few days in Sao Paolo. I have spent a couple of hours reading the Brazil section of International sex guide and my initial conclusion is that if you speak some portugese, and if you are there for some time there's a lot of fun to be had, if you don't mind paying about 50% more on average than BA. Thanks to this forum, I've had a great time in BA on previous visits. I've pretty well given up on the Recoleta club scene. Not good value any more. I have had much better success with privados and web site girls. I speak reasonable Spanish but no Portugese. So here'[s a question for those who have been to Sao Paulo recently, would you recommend stopping over for a few days there for the experience, or should I get the next available connection to BA where I know I'll have a good time?
BundaLover
03-02-08, 14:01
Lysander,
In my opinion a stop in Rio would be well worth your time. Rio has natural beauty unlike any city in the world as well as 2 legged beauty. SP is vast, huge and not easy for the toursit (even Brasilian tourist) When you arrive you are tired after a long flight and an instant crime target (applies to Rio too) I would not stay in SP based upon your circumstances. However there are hotels very near GRU airport (so you don't have to go 'downtown') that you could sleep over night and order 'room service'. These hotels are all new, international level, and inexpensive (which is strange- but true) Do a search on expedia or travelocity. BTW there are brasilian girls in BsAs at places like Newport (or there used to be).
If you are thinking of a few days then forget SP, are you nuts? In 40 mins you are in Rio. DONE! Go to Santos Dumont airport if you can as it is in center of Rio.
I am coming to BA for third visit in March. Will be there for a couple of months. At the moment it is cheaper to fly from Europe to Sao Paolo and than to take local flight on GOL to BA. I know some of you on this forum are fans of the Brazilian scene. Would it be worth stopping over for a few days in Sao Paolo. I have spent a couple of hours reading the Brazil section of International sex guide and my initial conclusion is that if you speak some portugese, and if you are there for some time there's a lot of fun to be had, if you don't mind paying about 50% more on average than BA. Thanks to this forum, I've had a great time in BA on previous visits. I've pretty well given up on the Recoleta club scene. Not good value any more. I have had much better success with privados and web site girls. I speak reasonable Spanish but no Portugese. So here'[s a question for those who have been to Sao Paulo recently, would you recommend stopping over for a few days there for the experience, or should I get the next available connection to BA where I know I'll have a good time?Do yourself a favor. Experience a Brazilera. Experience a Sauna / Terma.
I only know Sao Paolo. I'm sure Rio is much prettier, but experience Brazil.
Buenos Aires hosts plenty of boliches, spread all over the city.
Micro Centro: 29 (5 Recommended; 13 Rip-off)
Recoleta: 16 (9 Recommended; 5 Rip-off)
Barrio Norte: 7 (2 Recommended; 1 Rip-off)
Palermo: 6 (3 Recommended; 1 Rip-off)
Flores: 10 (2 Recommended)
Other Areas: 15 (1 Recommended)
Don't just enter any club when the doorman invites you in! The bad places have the most aggressive advertizing. Many clip joints change their name on a regular basis to throw people off scent. Doing your homework and sticking to recommended places should keep you out of trouble.Which boliches do you recommend?
Thanks
Which boliches do you recommend? Thanks.Click Forums.
Click Clubs and Boliches.
And read.
Accommodation
ByT Apartments
I made reservations for an apartment through:
http://www.byt-argentina.com.ar/?&clng=en
ByT Argentina has 100s of apartments for rent, in all areas of town and in all price categories.
After reading up on the Buenos Aires P4P scene, I elected to stay near Micro Centro. It has the highest concentration of privados. The freelancer spots Café Exedra and Café Orleans would be within walking distance. There are also plenty of boliches in the area, notably the recommended Triangle clubs.
After looking at hundreds of pictures, I finally decided on this apartment:
Esmeralda & Corrientes (http://www.byt-argentina.com.ar/apartments_in_buenos_aires/apartments_buenos_aires.php?Neighborhood=Downtown&accommodation=Apartments&neighborhood_id=5&ida=1&a_dde=2007&d_dde=29&m_dde=12&a_hta=2008&d_hta28=&m_hta01=&pagactual=6&home_id=2303)
The communication with ByT Argentina was excellent. I rented the apartment for 1 week for 275 USD. The agency fee was another 30 USD. I paid 55 USD by PayPal to secure the reservation. I paid the rest in cash when I checked in. I had no problem getting my 200 EUR deposit back when checking out.
The apartment looked exactly like the Internet pictures. I loved the black & white color scheme. I adored the quintessentially Argentinean art. There were caramellos scattered all over the apartment – the chicas loved them! Every little detail seemed carefully thought out. I simply loved my apartment!
LosoLoso:
I'm seriously considering this apartment and agency. Do you have anything negative to say about the apartment or agency. Did the owner go over the apartment with a magnifying glass when you checkedout, etc. Thanks.
I was screwed by ByT Argentina last year. I made a deposit for an apartment and secured it last year. At the last moment they sent me a notice that the owner wanted the apartment back. As far as I am concerned a deal is a deal. They sent me what was left on their site and all of them were several hundred dollars above the apartment I secured and none close to Recoleta. So be careful.
I used BA Homerentals with no problem. I have also used Alojargentina in the past. Both are very good. Of course, Jackson has his apartment available and that is another excellent option. I just think that ByT Argentina rented the apartment for more money to someone else as apartments were very hard to come by last winter season in BA.
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