STD checkups

[Mr Floppy]

I'm contemplating hiring a girl to stay with me for a week and asking her to go with me to get an STD scan.

Has anyone done this before or how best to go about doing this?

Thanks for any info

[Guiller]

Hi Mr Floppy,

Hiring an escort in Argentina for such a long time is not common in Argentina, and I would say that it could be a bad idea (I read stories of people that went into nightmare experiences after a couple of days) I would suggest that you contemplate some alternatives instead. As for your original question, I guess you can expect many escorts to get offended. The ones that have already been tested will show you their test results, and perhaps this could be the most you could expect.

All the best

[Geo Eye]

I'm contemplating hiring a girl to stay with me for a week and asking her to go with me to get an STD scan.

Has anyone done this before or how best to go about doing this?

Thanks for any infoFlobby. Knowing the Argentina people and their scams, the hooker would lie to you and tell you it is 500peso to get and exam, spit it with the doctor and show you a bogus test result given to her from some unethical doctor, leaving you expose to wheater she has AIDS or not.

[Hot Dog]

You'll do fine. We have often taken girls travelling for 4 or 5 days, although on your own it will get a little dull after a couple of days if you don't speak Spanish.

As for getting a test, we have never done it; as have always had the pressure of time before we travel ie it's a leap of faith that they turn up at the appointed place at the appointed hour especially as that is normally early in the morning by their terms. But in 5 or 6 years we have not had a no show yet and I guess that means making it a pretty good deal for them. Re getting tested: once you have established some sort of relationship even over say 12 hours then I don't think it would be a problem. The right sort of girl sees "Pretty Woman" here I come.

What may be a problem is going bare back per se. Going bare back, like kissing, is no longer just about disease; it's for babies and the boy friend, so really only on offer after 2 or 3 days together.

Just be brave; ask for the hotel doctor and go round if you got the time. If the girl's up for it and I guess you keep asking until someone is, you'll have a hell of a time.

[Tessan]

I agree, even if you are able to get the test done, The girl can lie to you, tell you she is on the pill, get pregnant, and use you as a meal ticket, for the next 20 years. Even if you are not from Argentina, She can get your real information from the hotel, since they usually ask for a passport. Then get a lawyer, and you will wind up sending child support down to Argentina eventually.

It happen to someone in DR. Went there on vacation, got a girl pregnant. Came back to NY. Somehow, she found out who he was. Somehow got a US court to hear her case, and now she has child support sent to DR. And the support was set by a US court, which is much higher then she would have gotten in DR.

[Zephyr]

I did this with a girfriend in Buenos Aires, but she was a non pro and I knew her from a previous visit. I called her two weeks before my visit and told her to get tested for everything as I would be doing the same. She had no problem with that as she didn't like condoms either. Upon my arrival we went together to the hospital to get the results.

This does not protect me if she fucked around after the test, and I still couldn't come inside her, but it made for a really nice two week stay uncovered. I posted her pics in the private gallery, we still write and she is getting married to a local.

Zephyr

[Mr Floppy]

Cool. Thanks for the info, especially the part about getting her pregnant and then getting sued for child support. That I didn't think of, tho getting her pregnant was obviously going to be an issue.

Guess that means I have to be wary whether she is telling the truth about being on the pill should I manage to get that far.

[Monger514]

Cool. Thanks for the info, especially the part about getting her pregnant and then getting sued for child support. That I didn't think of, tho getting her pregnant was obviously going to be an issue.

Guess that means I have to be wary whether she is telling the truth about being on the pill should I manage to get that far.Jesus, you're worried about an STD? You sought all kinds of advice on getting her tested, when your biggest worry is making her pregnant? Get a vasectomy, man! Or else keep the rubber on. Don't count on her to be using effective birth control, that's for damn sure.

[Exon123]

Mr Floppy is a rookie monger, a dreamer if you will, anyone can tell by his question. He's under the impression that these girls are "Robots" and would be at his beckoned call for 24/7 while he's vacationing in Argentina, for just a few peso's.

Moreover, he's of the belief she's going to do him "Bare Back" when I'm guessing he doesn't speak a word of Spanish and she's going to be his girl friend and lover for the time there together and they can't even talk to one another. But he wants an STD test from her first so he won't get the "Clap", yea right.

Futhermore, He's taking a 99 percent gamble, against the odd's, that he and the Chica will hit it off and be in Love for a week of travel threw Argentina, a honey moon, so to speak. Where as what will really happen is the Chica will ruin his expensive trip to Argentina and make him misserable while their together. Not taking into consideration that the Chica is a real person with her own personalty and her own complex wants and needs he'd be forced to deal with.

And finnaly, anyone thats traveled with a woman, any woman, weather she speaks English or not, knows what an ordeal it is and a pain in the ass it is to have them tagging along. Not to mention the added expense, if you've ever noticed they alway's order the most expensive things, plus you've got to buy them an assortment of "Trinkets". Course why not your paying for it!

There's a reason I call most of the posters here "Dumb MotherFuckers" and this is a good example, Think About It, what a dreamer.

Exon

[Geo Eye]

Cool. Thanks for the info, especially the part about getting her pregnant and then getting sued for child support. That I didn't think of, tho getting her pregnant was obviously going to be an issue.

Guess that means I have to be wary whether she is telling the truth about being on the pill should I manage to get that far.Mr floppy,"should I manage to get that far", come on buddy.

She is a hooker, they street wise and they know who to squeeze money.

From men. They are sluts who get fuck between 200 to 300 times a year.

PLEASEEEEE do not tell me you are considering any type of relationship.

Other than bang her. I would recommend you enjoy your seld with diffrent.

Women. If you must take her for 2 o3 days tops.

PLease, please, please don't trust any of these whores, if they do this.

For a living you cannot trust them or respect them.

[Jaimito Cartero]

Not to mention the added expense, if you've ever noticed they alway's order the most expensive things, plus you've got to buy them an assortment of "Trinkets". Course why not your paying for it!I've heard that some of the really dumb ones will even remodel their apartments, and then pay for it all! And then the chica won't even fuck them for free. What a bunch of dumb motherfuckers, eh, Exon?

[Exon123]

I've heard that some of the really dumb ones will even remodel their apartments, and then pay for it all! And then the chica won't even fuck them for free. What a bunch of dumb motherfuckers, eh, Exon?Not so my CockSucker friend, that was money well spent, I might add and I enjoyed doing it and would do it again, it gave me that warm "Fuzzy Fealing". You see its my money, I earned it honestly and all the tax's were paid on it. So that being mine I can do with it as I please, "Eh"

Now the person in question asked me two weeks ago to loan her $15,000 to go into the Shoe Manufacturing Business, I said NO, she left the house in tears and I haven't seen or heard from her since. She wouldn't even take a hundred dollar bill as a gift, stating "I'm not a Punta", but she'll show up again, always has.

But that act of kindness has nothing to do with finding some unkown, unnamed, Chica and dragging her all around Argentine. But first requsting an STD check up because your worried she might give you the "Clap". Then wondering below, "Oh, She Might Get Pregnant, Thats an Issue I didn't Think Of", well Da!

Now I'm here to tell you that kind of thinking can only come from one "Dumb MotherFucker", a selfish "CockSucker", whom thinks only for himself. But regardless of that, just the thought of spending 24/7 with one chica with all these beautiful girls down here could only come from a fool.

Exon

[Member #4110]

I don't pretend to be the world's expert, but I have taken about 15 mongering trips to Latin America in the past 5 years, including 3 to Buenos Aires. I don't know why Exon is calling you names, but I agree with him that it is highly unlikely that you will have a full week of happiness with a previously unknown escort from a different culture and language system.

I love these ladies, and I am not going to call them names any more than I am going to call you names. But the odds are that you are going to get into some horrible disagreement within the first 48 hours.

If this is your dream, to spend an idyllic week with a Portena, you need to plan at least two trips, with the first devoted to research. Out of 30 chicas you might find a couple you could take a chance with. My advice would be to find one that was not a 9 or 10 in looks, but that had some feature (like a great ass) that you always wanted.

Keep in mind that most gringos who get involved in relationships with putas end up regretting it deeply. Why should you spend a dream vacation setting yourself up for pain and suffering?

If you really want the GFE, you have a much better shot in Thailand where
some of the country-girls-to-the-city might treat you like a king for a week. Latin women can get distracted a while by sex or company, but they have a way of re-focusing themselves on money and their financial repsonsibilities to their families very quickly.

[Jaimito Cartero]

Not so my CockSucker friend, that was money well spent, I might add and I enjoyed doing it and would do it again, it gave me that warm "Fuzzy Fealing". There's no fool, like an old fool.:)

Anyone can rationalize their actions to fit whatever they want to think. It doesn't mean it's true, however.

Everyone I know has done foolish things in their lives. Some learn from their mistakes, some don't. Some would think you're a foolish old man, others would think you're a gentleman. And yet others would say you're someone who has had mind tricks played on him many times, and keeps coming back.

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice. Well, you get the idea.

This isn't a personal attack, but just a little tidbit. We all think we're very smart, but when we think with our dicks, we often get into trouble. I think you telling people they're an idiot is a bit of a stretch, though.:)

[Pete Puma]

Remodelling someones apartment just to make you feel better is one of the stupidest things I have ever heard someone do. Looks like 123 is trying to be a "player wannabe". Don't give them some extra pesos but remodel their apartments. That seems to be 123's advice. 123's a hypocrite and all things show it, I thought so once but now I know it.

[Sukebei]

If you read the thread below looking for information on how to get an STD check you won't find it.

So to ask again:

Where is a good, inexpensive place to get a test? Can you go to a public hospital for it?

I noticed an RP pharmacy in MicroCenter with what looked like a small clinic.

How would you ask for this in Spanish (with the least amount of embarrassment)

Any recommendations for English speaking doctors to get a basic physical?

[Member #3320]

If you read the thread below looking for information on how to get an STD check you won't find it.

So to ask again:

Where is a good, inexpensive place to get a test? Can you go to a public hospital for it?

I noticed an RP pharmacy in MicroCenter with what looked like a small clinic.

How would you ask for this in Spanish (with the least amount of embarrassment)

Any recommendations for English speaking doctors to get a basic physical?Go to Hospital Aleman at Puyerredon.

[SteveC]

I went this week with an eye problem. At the emergency dept on Berutti they took my blood pressure within 2 minutes, which was fine. Then I saw a specialist within 10 minutes. I've waited longer here, but always excellent service. And for 120 pesos, good value. Not sure about english speaking doctors though.