View Full Version : Stumbling at the Gates - Day 1, Part 1
So prior to coming to BsAs I was sure that I wanted to solicit the services of a "mature" masajista. I had done tons of research on AP, but couldn't find much on this category of women. Seems as though most of my fellow perv's stick with the under 30 crowd. Well I wish I had learned this lesson from the more seasoned members prior to departure and for all you newbs out there (let it be said here and now): Mixing "mature" women with the escort website scene is a guaranteed disaster! Trust me on this one. Now, down to the details of my debacle:
Her Name: Judith (on several websites - Platynum, mimosasargentinas)
Face: 2.5 (I'm being generous here)
Body: 3.5 (seemed to age slightly better than her mug) Now the fact that she showed up with food stuck in her "not so perfect" teeth didn't help.
Performance (Massage y Sexo): The 45min massage was definitely the highlight of the whole escapade. BBBJ for about a min then on with a CBJ. She jumped on and rode it home.
Onda: She was genuinely intrigued by an American (maybe the fact that I'm not a white / black American threw her off) Nice personality, got along well, and would've stayed longer had I not booted her out.
Numbers: So ofcourse I got the ef'ing gringo price and against my better judgement I accepted the $300 peso opening offer over the phone. Now, as soon as I hung up, I regretted it and knew I just been had. This will be the last time I jump on an opening offer without any negotiation in BsAs.
Well, I'm off to search from some great local food and then hit the Recoleta clubs. More to come)
Pole Position -
Thanks for sharing your experience. You may be better off in the future if you just go with a chica who says she's 25 (that will probably mean she's really 35+! And you'll get your "mature woman" fix. The girl I hooked up with tonight will not fit your bill, but I bet she would give a fine massage - and anything she is lacking in that category will be made up for in her BBBJ, and sweetness. She says she's in culinary school right now so maybe she'll make dinner for the right price!
Suerte.
Oh, by the way, the girl I am speaking of can be found in the Escort posts, under Abhigail.
So after having dinner at a decent place in Palermo, my anonymous cohort and I headed over to the Recoleta Village. For those that have never been to this area, you're in for a treat. Imagine a national Monument (the cemetery) surrounded by a modern mall with tons of eateries around and several hooker joints masquerading as bars. It gets even weirder cause last night the area was teaming with local teens trying to get into the "regular" dance clubs. Yeah, this definitely wouldn't fly where I come from.
So as you walk up and down this area get ready to be bombarded by reps from each of the "adult clubs" to get you to come to their joint. I found it hilarious at how they can discern so quickly between possible takers and the rest. Wait, maybe the copy of Lonely Planet I was carrying around and speaking in english gave it away (yeah, thats a reasonable explanation) This was alright at first, but gets annoying fast. Anyway, after walking around a bit and getting some quotes on cover and drinks / chicas my friend had decided going to the recoleta clubs was not a sound financial venture for him. So I suggested we hit up a Privado and get this party started.
Club Details:
Hippopotamus - Their rep quoted us $50 peso cover which included two drinks and we went in to take a look. There were 20+ chicas in the joint but maybe 2-3 worth talking to. We were told that there is a $150 house fee for take out and then whatever the girl charges. We further inquired about the norm girl charges and were told avg. To be $150-$200. We did eventually decide to come back to this club and upon enterance the cover was magically changed to $70. Needless to say, we moved on. BTW, all prices I'm mentioning are in peso's unless explictly stated otherwise.
La Lopez - Quoted $70 as cover by doorman and were allowed to take a quick peek. The pickings here looked even slimmer than Hippopotamus. Moved on.
Newport - Quoted $15 as cover by doorman but the place was a total sausage fest. This was an open air bar and had several groups of locals as well. Moved on.
I do intend on spending some time at these clubs, but looks like it'll be solo. Oh well.
By the time I got back to the apartment to check some details on Privado I wanted to visit, it was already 3ish. Mi amigo and I were pretty tired as we had arrived that morning but I was determined to have a better experience than the "mature" chick I did earlier in the evening. I had put Laura from Uruguay 343 (http://www.gozanos.com.ar/escorts-mujeres.php) on my list of chicas to do and luckily she was listed as working on the website. We called and confirmed and headed out. Got there and ran into two locals walking out laughing and smiling. Ok, this place could be good. Rang the bell and were told to wait in the hall as three guys had just arrived before us and were looking. Don't know what happened with that, but about 3 mins later, we were invited in and shown a lineup of Celeste and Andrea. I asked about Laura and was told she's not in tonight. WTF! Whatever, went with Celeste as I was here anyway.
Celeste Details:
Face: 4.5 She wasn't ugly but wasn't pretty either.
Body: 5.5 Nice tits, nice junk in the trunk, but had somewhat of a spare tire in the middle.
Performance: 7 Great BBBJ w / CIM (twice)
Onda: 6 We got along well even though she didn't really speak any english and my spanish is limited to "Hola, Si, No" and ofcourse "Sin Globo". Ok, fine maybe my spanish skills are a tad bit more extensive, but not much.
Numbers: Madam quoted us $100 for the hour which was completo. Talk about a deal! I ended up tipping Celeste 25 extra to bring the total to a whopping $125.
This was a great experience but I'd still rather have the girls come to my place next time. Not sure what today has in store but so far the Privados seem great.
Polepos01,
Nice reporting: Keep us posted.
Sundays are dead in Buenos Aires, so be advised.
But tomorrow I'd suggest you try the "Triangle", in Centro away from Recoleta, Ness, Catto's & Hook.
These clubs are very cost effective with the girls quoting $200 peso's on average no cover charges, $20 peso Hombre drinks & 40 peso's for the Chica's.
IMHO "Ness" has the older more experienced women, Catto's the best looking girls and Hook the youngest girls. (Side note to Hook, most are Parauaryan's)
Also while your down town don't miss Cutty Sark. Normally they have a good inventory, but the drinks are a little pricy.
Finally, back in Recoleta there only two clubs I like. New Port which really doesn't get started untill after 1:00 am and Checkers Pub. Checkers has the oldest ulgyest women in any of the clubs, $150 peso's will get the jpb done in Checkers.
Exon
Unfortunately Exon's stated drink prices for the Triangle are outdated. Note that shift change at Uruguay 343 is at 8 PM. If you liked Celeste (the worst chica there IMO) you will really like Laura.
I just got out of one of the worst p4p experiences I've ever had. Since my friend and I had a good experience at Uruguay 343, we decided to give another privado a shot; namely Esmeralda VIP (http://www.esmeraldanivelvip.com.ar) We got to this place around 2am and we shown a lineup of 3 chicas. My buddy decided to go with Bebota and I ended up waiting about 45mins for Anabela. So Anabela comes in and I decide to take a quick shower as she lays on the bed. After 5mins, I dry up and notice she's sleeping (should've ended it here) so I ask her if she's tired. She responds no and then things simply came to a stand still. She essentially sat on the bed next to me for seemed to be forever without making any sort of a move. Well, I broke the silence and asked for a massage. So after 35mins of a lame ass massage, I ask her to take off her clothes. She does, but again things come to a stand still. I ask for a BJ and she reaches for a condom. I stop her and tell her the madam said sin globo to which she responded she only does CBJ. WTF! The CBJ wasn't half bad but its like fucking the prettiest ugly girl in the room (yeah she has a cooch but its only slightly less painful than wall socket my laptop in plugged into) Finished things up after a couple of positions and ran out of the place! First thing my friend tells me about his experience "Man I hope you had a better time than me". Lol. Hopefully things can only go up from here. I would AVIOD THIS PLACE AT ALL COSTS! The chicas look good, but horrible cold half-ass service. Save yourself 100pesos and go to Uruguay 343.
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