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Hi guys! This is a wonderful site and I would like to thank all you guys who have shared your experiences here!
I will be in BA next week, will be staying in a hotel in Palermo near Plaza Las Heras. This is my first visit and I speak no Spanish at all. I am on a business trip, so I will have free time in the evenings. Can you experienced guys suggest me the best way to enjoy local girls when I don't speak Spanish? I am more interested in young girls. Any particular place to find them? Which is the best way to find girls - private apartments, escort sites or cafe? Can I talk in English at private apartments? Any suggestion would be greatly appreciated. Will write about my experiences later!
Thanks to you all.
Daddy Rulz
09-01-08, 22:17
English is a red flag bubba, just pick out who you like and start waving money.
If you want young, slim, pretty girls, that do what you ask, be prepared to spend from 150 pesos, (50.00 US) or more each hour. Without speaking spanish expect your cost to increase. If you want delivery service, to your hotel with english, plan on paying $100.00 each hour or more.
The pretty, young girls in BsAs, want the plata, the money. Hay un million, their are a thousand, gorditas, feas, ugly, fat women that will do anything for 50.00 pesos. Como 18 dolares US here in this city.
The beautiful women are here. But they are here for muchas platas, mucho dinero. This is not a budget mongers paradise. Yes there are mujeres, baratas, pero, las mujeres no son, flaca, linda, con una buena servicia con un precio barata. I don't find women, slim, pretty, young that provides good service for a small price. Hay muchas quieren mucho dinero, there are many that ask for alot of money. I find many of the los dos, both, here. Bring your money, leave your expectations and be surprised.
My observations.
Jes
The only thing I am an expert at on this forum is no "hablo espaņol." What I did was get on the escort web sites and armed myself with all the escorts that said they spoke ingles. Then with the help of my life saving friend "Google translator" checked the local review boards to see if services advertised were indeed valid from my list. From there it is a bit of a crap shoot, but at least I had an idea of the going rate and a better than average chance of getting what I desired. The actual communication is the big deal. Found texting and my good old friend Google translator to be the best way to get the communicating done. Send out five messages and hope one responds. It aint perfect guy, but I have gotten by and yet to be disappointed. Treated the girls with respect and dignity and they have more than satisfied this old man's desires. This business is kind of an universal language thing, At the moment, am just plain fucked out. There is no other way to put it for me. It is all very archaic, but they got the goods and you got the $$, match made in heaven. Hell, I am booked for two dinner dates being big dumb and no espaņol.
Thanks guys. Hope to hear more on this.
Hossein Al
09-02-08, 18:57
Know girl in Lopes named Nimia, arab origin (like me) Tall, beautiful dark hair. She knows english enough to speak elemntal.
Uasalam!
Coming to BA looking for an english speaking girl is like going to Costa Rica where prostitution is legal and looking for a pimp. It is just NOT the thing to do. The girls that speak english give the WORST service and are out to fleece tourists. In most cases that is why they learned english in the first place. Learn some sexual directions in Spanish "lick my balls" "harder" "faster" "move up" "move down" and learn some compliments. "You are so fucking gorgeous". Learn how to laugh and use sign language and how to count and run from any girls that come up to you speaking english. If you are too lazy to do this then only pick english speaking girls from Internet sites. You are still going to get burned this way but probably not as badly as you will by picking them up in clubs. In BA not speaking spanish is like walking around with a sign that says "sucker" on your forehead and another one that says "boludo" on your back.
Good Luck!
Or: They have other things to do in their lives besides dedicating hundreds of hours studying another language.
Or: They are not naturally gifted in learning languages. For example, lots of intelligent people cannot sculpt or play musical instruments, but that doesn't mean they are lazy or dumb.
Personally, I'm tired of your condescending "holier than thou" attitude about your language skills.
Or: They have other things to do in their lives besides dedicating hundreds of hours studying another language.
Or: They are not naturally gifted in learning languages. For example, lots of intelligent people cannot sculpt or play musical instruments, but that doesn't mean they are lazy or dumb.
Personally, I'm tired of your condescending "holier than thou" attitude about your language skills.How about the love of a good hand job DickHead?
Are we lazy or dumb?
Exon
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Are we lazy or dumb?
ExonMy personal opinion? I think you are lazy but have made an excellent living by playing dumb. I believe that is an efficient approach. To find the easiest way to do something, ask the laziest person, for example.
Coming to BA looking for an english speaking girl is like going to Costa Rica where prostitution is legal and looking for a pimp. It is just NOT the thing to do. The girls that speak english give the WORST service and are out to fleece tourists. In most cases that is why they learned english in the first place. Learn some sexual directions in Spanish "lick my balls" "harder" "faster" "move up" "move down" and learn some compliments. "You are so fucking gorgeous". Learn how to laugh and use sign language and how to count and run from any girls that come up to you speaking english. If you are too lazy to do this then only pick english speaking girls from Internet sites. You are still going to get burned this way but probably not as badly as you will by picking them up in clubs. In BA not speaking spanish is like walking around with a sign that says "sucker" on your forehead and another one that says "boludo" on your back.
Good Luck!You mean if I go to China for one week, I should learn Chinese, then if I go to Japan, I should learn Japanese and then Thai, Tagalog, blah blah blah.
If so, yes I am lazy, but still have made my ways so far. Learning a few words that you need during fucking is neither going to help you in picking up a chick from a clubs nor in talking to mamasan. Get real and practical.
Thanks for the advice, anyways.
Listen, the comment that I made was not intended to boast of my language skills or to engage the peanut gallery. The point that I wanted to make is this and only this. English speaking providers in BA give horrible service. It is a FACT! If they don't then they charge a lot more than everyone else. Point number two is that if you use the services of a translator like Roxanne for example and Internet sites there is a chance that a short time visitor can find a girl who speaks english and might give a guy a decent fuck but girls in clubs who speak english will talk a good game and at your hotel it will be a totally different story. PERIOD! Information for potential travellers. Flame away.
Spanish speaking providers in BA give horrible service. It is a FACT! If they don't then they charge a lot more than everyone else. Point number two is that if you use the services of a translator like Roxanne for example and Internet sites there is a chance that a short time visitor can find a girl who speaks english and might give a guy a decent fuck but girls in clubs who speak english will talk a good game and at your hotel it will be a totally different story. PERIOD! Information for potential travellers. Flame away.You think you meant to say "English speaking providers in BA give horrible service" In which case I agree with you. My experience with English speaking chicas has not been good. I now try to avoid girls who speak English or who even claim to speak English. It seems to go with with a more mercenary attitude in general and indifferent service in bed. I am sure there are exceptions, but they are rare.
BB7 and Lys,
Are you suggesting "don't bother visiting Bs As if you don't speak Spanish"?
Here is the fact: I do not speak a single word of Spanish and I am visiting Bs As.
I was looking for suggestions for places like Gysell's apartment where it seems one can get good deal in English.
You think you meant to say "English speaking providers in BA give horrible service" In which case I agree with you. My experience with English speaking chicas has not been good. I now try to avoid girls who speak English or who even claim to speak English. It seems to go with with a more mercenary attitude in general and indifferent service in bed. I am sure there are exceptions, but they are rare.This is not entirely true, Caroline as an example, the "Ball Washer" from Cafe Orleans speak's excellent English and give's the best Blow Job in the world.
There are many other girls I know of that provide excellent service and speak some English.
Exon
Daddy Rulz
09-05-08, 13:18
BB7 and Lys,
Are you suggesting "don't bother visiting Bs As if you don't speak Spanish"?
Here is the fact: I do not speak a single word of Spanish and I am visiting Bs As.
I was looking for suggestions for places like Gysell's apartment where it seems one can get good deal in English.Jackson has proved that not only can you visit BsAs without speaking Spanish but you can live there as well.
I think the point we are trying to make is to avoid Gattos that speak English. If you want to go on some dates go to tagged. Com and meet some ladies. Dating in BsAs is not difficult by any stretch of the imagination, you will meet any number of english speaking women that would enjoy your company I'm sure. You may or may not get any play from them but you'll have a good time.
On the other hand if you are talking about working girls, how can I say this so there is no ambiguity, STAY AWAY FROM ENGLISH SPEAKING GATOS! The overwhelming experience of the collective membership of this board points to the fact that the the service provided by them is inferior.
To successfully pick up some working girl doesn't require anything at all like fluency in Spanish, a few simple phrases and nothing more. "I want to fuck you." "I will pay you X amount for X amount of time." "I want a blow job without a condom." If you have any specialty requirements "I want to cum on your tits, face, ass, ears" whatever. Hell you could have these written on 3x5 cards and just show them. You can pick up all of those phrases from this web site.
As far as what Amit said, if I was going to China I would learn to say please, thank you, where is the bathroom, hello, good by etc. In Chinese before I went, of course you don't have to be fluent but any basics you learn enhance your experience. If you intend to spend a lot of time in any place learning to communicate is the single best thing you can do to really unlock a new country unless you're as rich as Sydney, then you can pay somebody to talk for you.
Shouldn't be any flames from this but my money says that asshole Julio finds a way to do it.
Greetings everyone,
I've edited the title of this thread because the term "young girls" is internet code that pedophiles use when trolling for underage girls. However, I'm going to give Amit Ji the benefit of the doubt and assume that this is not his intent.
Jackson has proved that not only can you visit BsAs without speaking Spanish but you can live there as well.Sir,
Your characterization of my Spanish speaking abilities is completely inaccurate, and given that this is the second time that you have insulted me with this suggestion causes me to inquire about your motivations for making these statements. I can only assume that you have been listening to the assholes who live in Vicente Lopez. You know, the guys that stole an entire house of my property, and who now, to cover their guilt, like to sit around their patio maligning me by postulating completely fabricated stories.
The fact is (and I can't believe that I have defend myself) that I speak a reasonable amount of Spanish, to the level that I can give directions to a taxi driver, inquire about and order food in a restaurant, ask for help in a store, negotiate prices and terms with chicas, and subsequently give them specific instructions as to what I want.
Nevertheless, I do not have the Spanish skills to argue politics, conduct courtroom hearings, etc, but then that is because I specifically choose to spend my time pursuing other educational interests.
In other words, I don't give a fuck.
Thanks,
Jackson
Gato Hunter
09-05-08, 15:35
There is a blond girl in La Lopez that speaks fluent English. She has a big tattoo on her side between her boob and hips of a fish. I saw her there a few weeks back.
I am sure she will give you the English speaking treatment.
Wild Walleye
09-05-08, 21:42
1) Read the forum and you will see that there are many (perhaps a majority) happy contributors that speak little or no Spanish,
2) Spanish is completely unnecessary, thanks to Jackson and the contributors herein,
3) While I am learning and I am sure it sounds like fingernails on a chalkboard for native speakers, I can get by with very few words and phrases (most of which I learned on this forum)
4) the Argentine people seem to be quite gracious about tolerating horrible Spanish and will try mightily to communicate with you (until a disoute over money arises)
5) Did I mention the fact that this forum has eliminated the need for Spanish?
If I spoke Spanish better, I would discuss with my local contacts erecting a statue to Jackson. In the interim, I will periodically erect something else in his honor.
Sir,
Your characterization of my Spanish speaking abilities is completely inaccurate, and given that this is the second time that you have insulted me with this suggestion causes me to inquire about your motivations for making these statements. I can only assume that you have been listening to the assholes who live in Vicente Lopez. You know, the guys that stole an entire house of my property, and who now, to cover their guilt, like to sit around their patio maligning me by postulating completely fabricated stories.
The fact is (and I can't believe that I have defend myself) that I speak a reasonable amount of Spanish, to the level that I can give directions to a taxi driver, inquire about and order food in a restaurant, ask for help in a store, negotiate prices and terms with chicas, and subsequently give them specific instructions as to what I want.
Nevertheless, I do not have the Spanish skills to argue politics, conduct hearings courtroom hearings, etc, but then that is because I specifically choose to spend my time pursuing other educational interests.
In other words, I don't give a fuck.
Thanks,
Jackson
Here's a sure fire way to improve your Spanish.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gbvw4jYnaY
1) Read the forum and you will see that there are many (perhaps a majority) happy contributors that speak little or no Spanish,
2) Spanish is completely unnecessary, thanks to Jackson and the contributors herein,
3) While I am learning and I am sure it sounds like fingernails on a chalkboard for native speakers, I can get by with very few words and phrases (most of which I learned on this forum)
4) the Argentine people seem to be quite gracious about tolerating horrible Spanish and will try mightily to communicate with you (until a disoute over money arises)
5) Did I mention the fact that this forum has eliminated the need for Spanish?
If I spoke Spanish better, I would discuss with my local contacts erecting a statue to Jackson. In the interim, I will periodically erect something else in his honor.W. W. Daddy R. Quite agree. Of course You don't need to speak Spanish to fuck some nice chicas in BA. This forum has not eliminated but certainly lessened the need for foreign mongers to speak Spanish. Just turn up at one of the AP recommended privados, inspect the lineup of chicas, pick the one you like, pay the correct price and away you go. The chica doesn't need to speak a word of English. Sign language will probably do the rest. However, If you speak some Spanish you will probably have a much more interesting, less expensive, more relaxing and generally more fun time, especially if you want to meet chicas in clubs / cafes, ask them out for dinner or back to your place.
What I said in my previous post was something different. I said that I tend to avoid girls who speak English, because in my experience (in a year and half in BA over the last four years) chicas who speak English tend to be more streetwise, more mercenary and more likely to provide minimal service at higher prices than girls who don't.
Daddy Rulz
09-06-08, 15:01
Sir,
Your characterization of my Spanish speaking abilities is completely inaccurate, and given that this is the second time that you have insulted me with this suggestion causes me to inquire about your motivations for making these statements. I can only assume that you have been listening to the assholes who live in Vicente Lopez. You know, the guys that stole an entire house of my property, and who now, to cover their guilt, like to sit around their patio maligning me by postulating completely fabricated stories.Nope Jax I'm not part of the patio cabal, my comments were based from my experience of listening to you speak in restaurants. I have been gone from BsAs for about a year so perhaps your language skills have improved. The last I heard you speak Spanish it was in truth brother abysmal, which compares to my terrible Spanish. You have not only managed a vacation in BsAs but have resided there for quite sometime, something I myself have been absolutely unsuccessful in accomplishing. My post was intended to provide an example for the guy that wondered if he should scrap his vacation plans due to not speaking Spanish.
I was not present for the dissolution of you previous household so would not speak of it in a public forum. I have heard both sides of the story and have formed my opinion which I will keep to myself. I have always been a very plain spoken man, if I had an ax to grind about this issue you raised I would have said it. I've never been one for flanking maneuvers and the only attacks I make from the rear are on cute spinners.
I don't feel the need to tender an apology because I had no malicious intent but I hope this clears up any confusion, if not PM me.
El Jefe speaks good enough Spanish to get his wing-wang squeezed any time he wants.
Speaking that much Spanish is enough. Speaking less, and you can have problems.
Frankly I agree with the suggestion to try and learn some basic Spanish if you can. For an English-speaker it's an easy language to learn. Doing so will add immeasurably to your experience. I also agree there's no need for most of us to learn anything more than basic conversational subjects. If you want to, great, but it's not necessary.
The inability for me to speak any Spanish is more of a personal embarrassment than anything else. I have gotten by, but my Buenos Aires experience would be enhanced exponentially if I would have taken the time to learn basic phrases. With the exception of one experience, the Argentine people have been more than gracious wading through my BS none Spanish skills. Forget about the language barrier concerning pussy. Where I miss out the most is dining out. This place has got to be a gourmet capital of the world and not knowing how to put a dinner order together is where I get screwed. Miss out big time. Took me three damn days to figure out how to order a cold glass of milk with breakfast. Do not think the Argentines are into cold milk. Another big deal for me was trying to figure out how to recharge the cell phone. Finally gave up and went to Checkers and asked the bartender to help. Three minutes and I was in business. The people here are much more tolerant than any Yankee is concerning native language. My opinion only.
I was not present for the dissolution of you previous household so would not speak of it in a public forum. I have heard both sides of the story and have formed my opinion which I will keep to myself. I have always been a very plain spoken man, if I had an ax to grind about this issue you raised I would have said it. I've never been one for flanking maneuvers and the only attacks I make from the rear are on cute spinners.Hi Daddy Rulz,
I appreciate your comments, and...
With all due respect, you could not have "heard both sides of the story" because we've never talked about it, and I've never told you what really happened. Really, it's a simple story and an appalling account of larceny and propaganda perpetrated by a poor and desperate man.
Thanks,
Jackson
Daddy Rulz
09-06-08, 21:20
Hi Daddy Rulz,
I appreciate your comments, and.
With all due respect, you could not have "heard both sides of the story" because we've never talked about it, and I've never told you what really happened. Really, it's a simple story and an appalling account of larceny and propaganda perpetrated by a poor and desperate man.
Thanks,
JacksonI mentioned something about the person you had this dispute with (I'm trying to be discrete) not being aware of the events and thinking your friendship with him was intact one night sitting at Exedra and you told me the story.
I'm Switzerland on this issue, uninvolved and neutral. One of you I consider a friend and the other an acquaintance I bear no ill will.
I admit the Spanish remark was a jab in the ball busting vein but it was without rancor or malice. Just breaking balls, as I do with a long list of guys here. The inbread hillbilly Punter, the disgusting butt fucking pervert Stowe, and my all time favorite fucker of fat chicas Flexible Horn, he of the 11cm yard. Of course we can't forget ****99 who would vote for Satan himself as he did when the Republicans ran him in 2000 and 2004, Gato Chaser who needs to be renamed as Travesti Chaser. Can't forget a shoutout to my old friend Dickhead except he's always to drunk to read what I'm writing. See what I mean? I have heard you to often say at Exedra "KER-O a cappuchino with CREMA APARTHEID."
Of course this is coming from the man that confused the words "Concha" with "Cancha" both useful words but hardly interchangeable. I was informed of my error when I asked the mother of a good friend of mine if she was planning on going to the pussy for the futball match or was she going to watch it on TV! I also told a woman who later became on of the great loves of my life that I was "too married" estoy re cassada to have dinner that day when I meant too tired estoy re consado. Lucky for me she spoke better English than I did Spanish.
I feel comfortable attacking the others because well, like Stowe I enjoy a bit of the old back door, like **** I would vote for Satan on a Demo ticket as I may have in 92 and 96, Dickhead is my bud and everybody knows why I can poke fun at him for being a boraccho. Flexible now that's just because as much as he tried that one trip he just kept fucking round girls, and Gato Chaser, well he started it.
We all clear Jefe?
Keep me out of this conversation. Also, I resent the label as I am a reformed man.
Perhaps when using cancha you were really asking the chica to play some tennis with you after the fuck session was over?
I admit the Spanish remark was a jab in the ball busting vein but it was without rancor or malice. Just breaking balls, as I do with a long list of guys here. The inbread hillbilly Punter, the disgusting butt fucking pervert Stowe, and my all time favorite fucker of fat chicas Flexible Horn, he of the 11cm yard. Of course we can't forget ****99 who would vote for Satan himself as he did when the Republicans ran him in 2000 and 2004, Gato Chaser who needs to be renamed as Travesti Chaser. Can't forget a shoutout to my old friend Dickhead except he's always to drunk to read what I'm writing. See what I mean? I have heard you to often say at Exedra "KER-O a cappuchino with CREMA APARTHEID."
Of course this is coming from the man that confused the words "Concha" with "Cancha" both useful words but hardly interchangeable. I was informed of my error when I asked the mother of a good friend of mine if she was planning on going to the pussy for the futball match or was she going to watch it on TV! I also told a woman who later became on of the great loves of my life that I was "too married" estoy re cassada to have dinner that day when I meant too tired estoy re consado. Lucky for me she spoke better English than I did Spanish.
I feel comfortable attacking the others because well, like Stowe I enjoy a bit of the old back door, like **** I would vote for Satan on a Demo ticket as I may have in 92 and 96, Dickhead is my bud and everybody knows why I can poke fun at him for being a boraccho. Flexible now that's just because as much as he tried that one trip he just kept fucking round girls, and Gato Chaser, well he started it.
We all clear Jefe?
Well, I'm sober now and I have to say I don't particularly mind being called either a borracho which I certainly am, nor an asshole which I definitely can be. But since Jackson referred to plural assholes in V. Lopez who stole from him and I'm one of only two currently living here, I do say I draw the line at being accused of theft.
Jackson, I wasn't there when you moved in, or when you moved out, or when that house was vacated. So how did I steal anything? You called me once and said you wanted to come get the bed I was sleeping in, and I was fine with that, but you never came.
So what did I steal from you? Your innocence? I don't like you, you don't like me, fine; it's always been that way for various reasons. But I never stole a fucking thing from you and you know it. So let's correct that, shall we?
Of course we can't forget Hunt99 who would vote for Satan himself as he did when the Republicans ran him in 2000 and 2004, You would be proud of me, Daddy. I've graduated from merely voting for the ticket to actively wacking off at the thought of fucking one of the nominees. (I'll give you a hint - it ain't the one with a bad hair plug job.)
*Naughty librarian! You bad, bad girl!*
I never thought I'd get a boner from a politician. I see that if I live long enough, almost anything is possible.
Daddy Rulz
09-07-08, 01:56
You would be proud of me, Daddy. I've graduated from merely voting for the ticket to actively wacking off at the thought of fucking one of the nominees. (I'll give you a hint - it ain't the one with a bad hair plug job.
*Naughty librarian! You bad, bad girl!*
I never thought I'd get a boner from a politician. I see that if I live long enough, almost anything is possible.You are a sick, sick man. I would spoog on her though. Kinda makes you wonder if there wasn't some kind of "I give you something if you give me something" in the deal regarding her selection though.
Well, I'm sober now and I have to say I don't particularly mind being called either a borracho which I certainly am, nor an asshole which I definitely can be. But since Jackson referred to plural assholes in V. Lopez who stole from him and I'm one of only two currently living here, I do say I draw the line at being accused of theft.
Jackson, I wasn't there when you moved in, or when you moved out, or when that house was vacated. So how did I steal anything? You called me once and said you wanted to come get the bed I was sleeping in, and I was fine with that, but you never came.You are correct.
I don't like you, you don't like me, fine; it's always been that way for various reasons.I actually don't know why that is.
Daddy Rulz
09-07-08, 04:28
I actually don't know why that is.Break out the popcorn and pull up a seat, this is gonna be the stuff of legend. I'm still Switzerland, I'm saying it's gonna be good, not taking a side but I might consider taking some action.
No hitting below the belt, no rabbit punching, obey my commands, and protect yourselves at all times. In the event of a knockdown go to the nearest neutral corner. The bell cannot save in the event of a knockout.
Ding Ding
Break out the popcorn and pull up a seat, this is gonna be the stuff of legend. I'm still Switzerland, I'm saying it's gonna be good, not taking a side but I might consider taking some action.
No hitting below the belt, no rabbit punching, obey my commands, and protect yourselves at all times. In the event of a knockdown go to the nearest neutral corner. The bell cannot save in the event of a knockout.
Ding DingGreetings DR,
"Move along folks, there's nothing to see here."
For the record, I cannot think of any reason why where should be any animosity between DH and myself. Certainly minor disagreements espoused on the forum should not spill over into our personal lives, this venue is simply not that important.
Thanks,
Jackson
WorldTravel69
09-07-08, 15:43
You can have the old lady. Her daugthers look great to me. Not the nina.
You would be proud of me, Daddy. I've graduated from merely voting for the ticket to actively wacking off at the thought of fucking one of the nominees. (I'll give you a hint - it ain't the one with a bad hair plug job.
*Naughty librarian! You bad, bad girl!*
I never thought I'd get a boner from a politician. I see that if I live long enough, almost anything is possible.
Gato Hunter
09-07-08, 16:19
Gato Chaser who needs to be renamed as Travesti Chaser.Next time your in town I know this great park out by the US embassy. Lots of gurls there that like the attacks from behind.
JAJAJA!
You can have the old lady. Her daugthers look great to me. Not the nina.Old Lady? LOL! She's younger than the daughter of that old hag I saw giving you a hum job last year!:D
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