Mass Monger
09-12-08, 22:08
I spent a few days in BA and sampled the current mongering alternatives. There seem to be 4 major choices 1. High end clubs like Madahos (Azcuenaga 1908 corner of Vicente López) Blacks, and Solid Gold (Azcuenaga 1924/26) (2) Moderate level clubs such as Hook, Ness and Cattos (all near 920 Suipacha) (3) Visit to many of the small apartment brothels around the town and (4) Being sucked into random clubs by touts – a definite no-no. Of these choices by far the best is (3) The others have some merits too [except (4)].
(1) The high end clubs start around 10 PM and by midnight have 50 or more very beautiful women. Sundays are slow. The clubs close at 4 AM. The girls will smile, rub up against you, and entice you with their charms. They are really great! You can talk to them for extended periods of time until they give up on you, and then another will smile and take their place. It can be a lot of fun. But if you want more, it is extremely costly. The total cost will be your 70P ($23) entrance fee (includes a drink) but then it will cost you 120P ($40) for the girl's drink (includes bar fee) and 400P – 600 P ($133-$200) to for sex in a local hotel (total $200-$275) I recommend going into the clubs and enjoying the scene / women, but later going to a higher level private apartment brothel for your sex– see (3)
(2) Lower cost is the Hook, Ness and Catto's club scene (all together near 920 Suipacha) No entrance fee is charged, and drinks are only 30P. The hours are the same as for the high end clubs. Sundays are slow. There are a few real gems there, but a lot of duds too. If you are careful and use you time well, you can find a really hot girl. 75P for a girl's drink (and bar fee) and you can get sex in a local hotel that the girl knows for 250P to 300P (total 355P -405P or $120-$135) You have a good chance to interview the girls well, and if you choose well, it is worth the money. It can be a lot if fun if you have a lot of late night time to spend and if you enjoy spending it in this way. I got a really great one this way. She made me feel like an 18 year old again.
(3) A cheaper and usually a better choice (and certainly a much quicker choice) is to patronize the local apartment brothels that often run around the clock. Great for the afternoons. (See Jackson and other apartment listings which have locations and times. I believe that you can get just a good a choice of women at the "higher end" apartments (charging 200P or $66) as you can at Madahos. My favorite was Esmiralda 517-1B (near Lavalle) where 24/7 you can chose from 6 to 10 beauties for 200P ($66) The experience is GFE all the way. Among the choices were 3-4 that were just as good as most of the best ones at the high end clubs. In some of the other apartments the choice is quite good but may not be as good as what I found at 317? I don't have enough broad experience to choose the best apartments but I suspect that those that charge 200P are a better choice than those that charge 150P or 100P. I am sure that there are good choices for 150P (e. G. 1715 Santa Fe (Apartment 3) but it may be more hit-miss. Note that even at the maximum charge (200P) it is cheaper than Tijuana, and the choice is as good or better than the best available there.
(4) DO NOT GO INTO RANDOM CLUBS. YOU WILL BE SCREWED! THEY ARE ALL RIP-OFFS! As was stated in other posts, they will induce you to sit down with a girl. Another may also join you. Suddenly 2 or 3 drinks appear. Even if you start to leave then, you will be confronted by a huge burly bouncer asking to 40P for each drink and a tip for each girl and blocking the exit route. You will be intimidated into paying him, otherwise there is the threat of imminent violence. The fact that you did not order any drinks is irrelevant. DO NOT ENTER these clubs. If you do enter, DO NOT SIT DOWN.
Another fun thing to do after about 9 PM or so is to hire a taxi to take you to the woods of Palermo. The transvestites (or traves) are a thing to see. They are forever being moved around and all of the previous reports of them being near the planetarium are false. They are currently a little further out behind the race track and the casino. Take a cab and have him help you locate them (less than 50P) Stop and talk to them and look interested. They are beautiful and most are very feminine. For 30P you can get a BJ or for 60P full sex (such as it is) in a local hotel. I recommend looking but not touching or sampling them.
Mass Monger
(1) The high end clubs start around 10 PM and by midnight have 50 or more very beautiful women. Sundays are slow. The clubs close at 4 AM. The girls will smile, rub up against you, and entice you with their charms. They are really great! You can talk to them for extended periods of time until they give up on you, and then another will smile and take their place. It can be a lot of fun. But if you want more, it is extremely costly. The total cost will be your 70P ($23) entrance fee (includes a drink) but then it will cost you 120P ($40) for the girl's drink (includes bar fee) and 400P – 600 P ($133-$200) to for sex in a local hotel (total $200-$275) I recommend going into the clubs and enjoying the scene / women, but later going to a higher level private apartment brothel for your sex– see (3)
(2) Lower cost is the Hook, Ness and Catto's club scene (all together near 920 Suipacha) No entrance fee is charged, and drinks are only 30P. The hours are the same as for the high end clubs. Sundays are slow. There are a few real gems there, but a lot of duds too. If you are careful and use you time well, you can find a really hot girl. 75P for a girl's drink (and bar fee) and you can get sex in a local hotel that the girl knows for 250P to 300P (total 355P -405P or $120-$135) You have a good chance to interview the girls well, and if you choose well, it is worth the money. It can be a lot if fun if you have a lot of late night time to spend and if you enjoy spending it in this way. I got a really great one this way. She made me feel like an 18 year old again.
(3) A cheaper and usually a better choice (and certainly a much quicker choice) is to patronize the local apartment brothels that often run around the clock. Great for the afternoons. (See Jackson and other apartment listings which have locations and times. I believe that you can get just a good a choice of women at the "higher end" apartments (charging 200P or $66) as you can at Madahos. My favorite was Esmiralda 517-1B (near Lavalle) where 24/7 you can chose from 6 to 10 beauties for 200P ($66) The experience is GFE all the way. Among the choices were 3-4 that were just as good as most of the best ones at the high end clubs. In some of the other apartments the choice is quite good but may not be as good as what I found at 317? I don't have enough broad experience to choose the best apartments but I suspect that those that charge 200P are a better choice than those that charge 150P or 100P. I am sure that there are good choices for 150P (e. G. 1715 Santa Fe (Apartment 3) but it may be more hit-miss. Note that even at the maximum charge (200P) it is cheaper than Tijuana, and the choice is as good or better than the best available there.
(4) DO NOT GO INTO RANDOM CLUBS. YOU WILL BE SCREWED! THEY ARE ALL RIP-OFFS! As was stated in other posts, they will induce you to sit down with a girl. Another may also join you. Suddenly 2 or 3 drinks appear. Even if you start to leave then, you will be confronted by a huge burly bouncer asking to 40P for each drink and a tip for each girl and blocking the exit route. You will be intimidated into paying him, otherwise there is the threat of imminent violence. The fact that you did not order any drinks is irrelevant. DO NOT ENTER these clubs. If you do enter, DO NOT SIT DOWN.
Another fun thing to do after about 9 PM or so is to hire a taxi to take you to the woods of Palermo. The transvestites (or traves) are a thing to see. They are forever being moved around and all of the previous reports of them being near the planetarium are false. They are currently a little further out behind the race track and the casino. Take a cab and have him help you locate them (less than 50P) Stop and talk to them and look interested. They are beautiful and most are very feminine. For 30P you can get a BJ or for 60P full sex (such as it is) in a local hotel. I recommend looking but not touching or sampling them.
Mass Monger