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Greetings Everyone,
El Queso and I have decided to secure all the necessary provisions and weather out this year's Buenos Aires New Year's Eve Ghost Town Phenomena (http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/showthread.php?p=394294#post394294) with a New Year's Eve party at his house. You are welcome to contact me if you're interested in attending.
Here are the details:
1. This party is intended for unaccompanied men. However, guests are encouraged to bring their favoritas and / or similarly "enlightened" female friends. The party most definitely will not be a comfortable environment for serious girlfriends, wives, children, the elderly, etc.
In other words, please don't bring any women that the rest of us can't fuck too.
2. The party will begin sometime in the early afternoon, for those of you who might wish to lounge in the pool or otherwise get their party started earlier.
3. The party is expected to remain lively until the wee hours of the morning (3am +-) although it is anticipated that some guests will crash at the house, and thus the party will continue into the next day.
4. There will be a limited number of beds, mattresses, inflatable mattresses, couches and similar spaces in which guests may elect to crash for the night.
5. We will be supplying lots of beer, wine, champagne, liquor, mixers, sodas, etc. Other "mood enhancers" should be brought by the individual guests as they may wish.
6. We will be supplying snacks and other munchables, along with a large assortment of steaks, other meats and other dishes, all of which which may be consumed throughout the afternoon, the evening, the night and the next morning as the guests may desire.
7. We are planning to pay several chicas to attend the party for the specific purpose of making themselves available to entertain the guests throughout the party, either privately in one of the spare rooms, of perhaps publicly in ways that might embarrass some individuals.
BadMan is in charge of procuring the chicas, so don't expect any $50 peso privado girls.
8. Transportation to and from El Queso's house in Pilar must be made by the guest(s).
9. To get to the party, guests may avail themselves of the "combi" van services that run shuttle buses to / from the city throughout the afternoon for $15 pesos. However, I doubt that any public services will be running after 6 PM.
http://www.trebolexpress.com.ar/pilar.html
10. To return to the city, El Queso has made an advance arrangement with a local remis service to remain on call beginning at approximately 2 am to begin making runs back into the city as demand presents. The idea is that we will agree to pay a remis driver a fixed amount in advance in order to secure his services at this crucial hour.
11. Although several guests have cars, the party management cannot ensure their driving capabilities at any time, and specifically in the late hours of the night.
12. We are anticipating between 15 to 20 guests, plus chicas.
13. The "buy in" to fund the party's cost will be $300 pesos per male guest, which would include at least one (or possibly more) sessions with the chica (s) of your choice, plus all the food, the drinks, the next day's cleanup, etc. Everyone (including me) will buy in EXCEPT El Queso because it's his house.
14. In the event that the party's actual cost is less than the $300 peso "buy in", we will rebate the proportion of the unspent costs back to each guest, most probably as they are leaving the party. The only unknown cost is the price of the chicas, which is and will continue to be negotiated up until the day of the event.
15. To answer the inevitable question "Do I have to fuck one of the girls?", the answer is "no". No guest one will be forced to fuck any girls. (If you think that this is an odd question, you're right, but I know from past parties at the Vicente Lopez house that there are guys who will have exactly this concern.
Please RSVP by PM to "Jackson"
Any questions, please call Jackson at 15-4048-2827
Greetings everyone,
Pursuant to several inquiries about how to get from the center of the city to El Queso's house in the suburbs, and having now made this trip several times myself, I thought I'd post a few notes on the procedure.
First, El Queso has written an excellent report on using these services which you may review at http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5077.
El Queso he gives a great overall description on using the "Combi" services, so all I'm going to do is make it as simply as I can for anybody (Exon?) To get to El Queso's house.
I use Trebol Express (http://www.trebolexpress.com.ar/pilar.html), largely because they have several stops in or near Recoleta.
Here are the step-by-step instructions:
1. Go to this link (http://www.trebolexpress.com.ar/plano5.html) to see Trebol Express's weekend/holiday schedule (SABADOS / DOMINGOS / FERIADOS) for the pickup stops for their van service to the surburbs.
2. Determine the pickup location that bests suits you. I personally use Stop #5 at the corner of Las Heras and Billinghurst, the last pickup stop on their list.
3. Determine what time you want to catch the van. The holidays timetable for stop #5 is: 9.05 / 10.35 / 12.05 / 14.05 / 16.05 / 17.35 / 19.35 / 21.35
4. You must call them to make a reservation. This is not because they are usually full, but because to save time they don't stop at every stop, only the ones that they know someone is waiting.
Their reservation telephone number is 4774-5633.
You will need to give them your name and tell them that you want to go from "El Capital" to "Tortugas", which is the stop near El Queso's house.
5. Be there a couple of minutes early as they appear to run an on-time service.
6. When their van arrives the driver will have a clipboard with your name, which he will call out. Usually there are only a couple of passengers waiting at the stop, so it's not a confusing scene.
7. Confirm with the driver that you want to go to "Tortugas", and then take a seat.
8. The trip will take approximately 45 minutes an cost you 15 pesos, which you will pay to the driver when you arrive at yor destination.
9. If El Queso or I know when you are leaving, we will meet you at the stop, which is only about one kilometer from his house. I've walked it before and it's easy, but we'll come and get you anyway.
10. If we don't know your arrival time, then you will have to call us (15-4048-2827) to come and get you, which might not be easy if you don't have a cellphone.
Thanks,
Jackson
Greetings everyone,
I have confirmed with Trebol Express that they will be running their passenger van service on New Year's Eve in accordance with their posted holiday schedule.
This means that you can catch the Trebol Express van at the corner of Billinghurst and Las Heras at.
4:05 pm
5:35 pm
7:35 pm
Or as late as the 9:35 pm bus...and make it out to El Queso's house in 45 minutes for 15 pesos ($4.45 USD).
All you have to do is:
1. Call them at 4774-5633 and tell them you want to go...
2. FROM: Billinghurst and Las Heras
3. TO: Tortugas in Pilar
4. TIME: (pick your time above)
5. Then be at the stop a few minutes in advance.If making this call is beyond your Spanish capabilities, then you are welcome to call El Queso at 15-5863-4530 and he will make the reservation for you.
Also, we have confirmed that we will have a remis car at the party beginning at 2 am to bring guys back into the city.
Gentlemen, I can't make it any easier than this!
Thanks,
Jackson
Greetings everyone,
I have received a number of PMs regarding the party, which I can paraphrase as follows:
"You're going to break up El Queso's marriage because guys will be havin sex with the girls you are going to pay to attend the party."
"You're going to be arrested because guys will be having sex with the girls you are going to pay to attend the party."
"I'm not sure if I want to attend because I might not want to have sex with the girls you are going to pay to attend the party."In accordance with everyone's wishes, I've change the plan, as follows:
The cost to fund the party has now been reduced to just $100 pesos per male guest. That's less than $30 USD.
This will cover the food (steaks, side dishes and other munchables) drinks (beer, wine, mixed drinks, Margaritas, soft drinks, ice, etc.) and the next day's cleanup.
As few guys appear receptive to committing in advance to guarantee getting laid that evening, we will thus be unable to guarantee the minimum "business volume" necessary to obtain the commitments from the chicas we'd had scheduled to attend.
The only girls there will be the two chicas that BadMan and I invite for our own entertainment.
Guests are welcome to invite other chicas as they may desire.
Thanks,
Jackson
1. We will be forced to listen to Jackson's ''pontifications'' for 24 hours!
I have a maximum 12 hour pontification limit.
2. I had planned on fuking and ''reaming out'' 4 or 5 of BadMan's chicas with my 12'' tool!
Tell me you want to participate in the "chica pool" and I'd be pleased to include you in the list of guys who will get laid on New Year's Eve.
3. You guys may not may not cook well.
It's a self-service grill, so you'll have no one to blame but yourself.
4. My guilty conscience about El Queso's marriage continues unabated.
El Queso's wife is cool about the party.
5. Two hours on a fukin bus!
It's only 45 minutes in a 15 seat air-conditioned passenger van.
6. No privados in the area.
Yes there are, but they're not open on New Year's Eve.
7. You guys are not going to share your hotties (could we watch?)
Only if you pay them, just like we have to.
8. Probably, Brahma will be served!
Quilmes, Brahama, Budweiser, Heineken, and several "premium" gourmet beers that some guys like.
Tell me what's your brand and I'll buy it.
9. There will be no Dominican chicas!
You got me on that one.
10. I may be arrested!
Only if you go streaking.
Guys,
This is Sofia, a chica that BadMan knows personally and who has agreed to attend the party.
http://www.sensualbaires.com/perl/site2/individual.pl?client=gi2250&lg=es&pg_back=f
She's strongly affirmative that she will attend, but she is dissapointed that we may not be able to invite her friend.
Thanks,
Jackson
My girlfriend is with her family in Paraguay.
However, my previous girlfriend, who is Leyla of BairesGirls, has expressed an interest in spending the New Years Eve together.
She is 18 and probably amenable to splitting the sheets with new aquaintances. She has heard of Sidney and Jackson's 12 inch tools (who hasn't) and her response was "I don't know where they think they are going to put those things, but not in me they don't"
Sorry Sidney and Jackson. You both need emergency penile reductions if you want to consumate the deed with Leyla New Years Eve.
Sidney, you need to quit looking for excuses to not come! You and I talked, with my wife a few feet from us (for a few moments anyway, but she went into the makeup store right next to us and was still available;)) and I offered to let you ask her about the party and assuage your conscience! You declined and told me that everything seemed fine. :)
I have also done some research through the maids in the neighborhood as to how the neighbors are going to feel about a party. I was told it's a ridiculous thing to worry about because it's a holiday and all bets are off on holidays.
In fact, I have been the recipient of more noise and crap from parties than the neighbors have received from me by a long shot. Music blaring at 2:00 am for a 15-year-old party for chrissakes at our club house (less than a block from my house) fireworks and parties on Christmas eve until 2:00 am, the air so thick with smoke from all fo them for hours that it looked like the farmers were striking again and had set the whole campo on fire!
The only thing that would be a problem would be couples copulating in public, but I just don't think that that would be a problem and it's easy to stop if it does.
Come on y'all! Jackson's made it as easy as he can! Bring your favorite chica, talk Jackson or BadMan into banging one of their chicas, or come alone and come on out to drink some beer and BS at the very least and get to know the suburbs of Buenos Aires.
All you guys that are here, see a little bit of what's around for once. Get away from the city for awhile and party!
And don't worry about the trip out here. It takes about 45 minutes from the time you get on the combi (not two hours like Sidney said - and it's a private combi, air-conditioned and comfortable, not a regular "collectivo" bus) and either Jackson or I will come pick you up from the stop, which is about 3 minutes from my house. I can tell you when to call me (there's a toll plaza nearby) that times you getting out of the bus about right at the time I get there from my house.
Come on you pussies! What are you afraid of!
9. There will be no Dominican chicas!Bring one!
10. I may be arrested!The guys who go to privados and don't take the girl to another location to conduct the business at hand are much much more likely to get arrested than anyone at my party, and I never heard of anyone I know being arrested here in Argentina for sex-related crimes (didn't say no one ever had, just no one I know). We aren't going to be breaking any laws anyway!
4. My guilty conscience about El Queso's marriage continues unabated.I married a beautiful latina who knows that people like to have sex and really embraces that concept! Not a stuck up US (or other country that fits) b.i.t.c.h. who thinks her pussy is the key to manipulating her husband into doing anything for her - without even having sex!
She also knows that she's hot and I'm not stupid (I'm just going to enjoy the sights, enjoy company and drink some beer) and beyond that she doesn't care who does what!
I also told her exactly what we were doing to ensure that there was no issue.
Guess I do not know El queso, but have spent quite a bit of time around the usual haunts of BA last year and am surprised that this party is not over subscribed. Just to put it into perspective I am currently stuck in Canada (have been in Rio for New years the past 5years) it is bloody cold, and New Years will probably consist of a couple hours (if people can stand it) around a fire with the typical NA crowd. I am looking at the preparations that El Queso is proposing and wondering why I am not there, but certainly would be if I was in Buenos Aires. I will be there no later than February and hopefully this group can find another reason to throw a party outside of Downtown BA as completely agree that this is a nice change of pace and no excuses not for people to be there.
Sidney,
Come on - Get your ass in gear, get some dark-skinned talent to the party. If you don't go and show the young pukes how it's done, you are going to bring shame to the old guy brigade!:-)
I've already sent my regrets to El Queso - I would make it if I were there!
I'll be home "Jacking Off" in sex prison & in bed before 12 O'clock.
Exon
Greetings guys,
I've received several PMs inquiring if I could post links to more of the girls we expect(ed) to attend the party, which segues into what I believe is a misconception about the party planning.
I didn't want any one's decision to be predicated on their approval of a specific chica i.e. "Okay, I like THAT chick, so now I'll agree to attend the party".
What I had wanted was that everybody would chip into the pot, and we'd use the money to fund some entertainment for the party, however it turned out.
It was only 90 bucks, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, it doesn't appear to be developing in this direction, so Bad and I each decided that we would pre-fund our own chicas and let it go at that. That way the party will have at least some window dressing.
I've also had a few inquiries about exactly what is / was the chica budget. At the risk of incurring the wrath of the Forum's Price Police, consider these numbers: An upper lever internet chica at $300 AR / hr for several hours at an all day / late night party fucking at least four guys, less a discount for good will, and you end up with a number in the high hundred's.
That's why the proposed "chica pool" was $250 pesos each.
Like I said, it doesn't appear to be developing in this direction, so no big deal. Hopefully, some other guys will bring a chica or two of their own for the other guys to oggle (yea, that comment will help.)
On another note, El Queso are going shopping tomorrow to stock up for the party, so if anybody has any specific requests, please let one of us know.
Thanks,
Jackson
I'll be home "Jacking Off" in sex prison & in bed before 12 O'clock.
ExonExon,
For a $300 peso buy in, I can let you watch the party via a webcam.
Let me know.
Thanks,
Jackson
Exon,
For a $300 peso buy in, I can let you watch the party via a webcam.
Let me know.
Thanks,
JacksonOnly if you force the "Chica's" watch me Jack Off on my cam while there giving me a private show.
Where should I send the money?
Exon
Only if you force the "Chica's" watch me Jack Off on my cam while there giving me a private show.
Where should I send the money?
ExonExon,
I posed that idea to the chicas, and, well, we just don't have enough money in our budget to get convince them to do it.
Sorry,
Jackson
The Canada guys like Malbec, especially, Norton Malbec D. O. C. For me Quilmes or Heineken is ok. No fukin Stella! The shit gives me the ''runs''!I will attend, but only if Dom Perignon is served in unlimited quantities.
And I would not want to fuck BadMan's chick even with Jackson's 12 incher. That poor girl didn't pay attention when her plastic surgeon told her that her maximum implant size was 300 CCs!
Meforu 2000
12-30-08, 11:45
Hey guy I wish I could attend but I don't get in to town till 1/25. Can you post some pics of the event here so we can see the good time I will be missing.
Thanks I know youll have a great time.
Meforu
So what's the webcam address?:D
So what's the webcam address?:DHere it is Hunt, the "Mother Load" of all Porn sites.
http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/index.php
I'l be "wacken" to the "Oldies" all night to nighr\
Exon
Here it is Hunt, the "Mother Load" of all Porn sites.
http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/index.php
I'l be "wacken" to the "Oldies" all night to nighr\
ExonWow - some of those women must have been good looking way back in the days of oil lamps and whale bone corsets!
Sidney and all who came:
Thanks for coming out and helping share the bringing in of the new year. It was indeed a good evening, excepting the lack of chicas.
You all were superb guests and I am especially thankful for the help that all gave in getting things going, cooking, etc.
:thumbsup::thumbsup:
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