Greetings from Chanel [Archive]

Modelo Vip

12-30-08, 16:00

Hi, everyone.

I'm an independent escort in Buenos Aires, porteña and with a good level of English. I'd like to invite you all to my blog: http://diariodeunap.blogspot.com. Here, you'll find my own personal diary, pictures and audios (I do a late radio show about opera and sex, you can listen to it online)

You can also find me in Bairesplat, Latinbabes and ArgentinaIntimo, always as Chanel.

Regards.

TejanoLibre

12-30-08, 22:44

No completo, no dt , no-all nighters and no deals make Johnny a dull boy!

Maybe you have'nt noticed lately but there is NEVER a shortage of willing and able satisfiers in BA.

Good Luck!

Hi, everyone.

I'm an independent escort in Buenos Aires, porteña and with a good level of English. I'd like to invite you all to my blog: http://diariodeunap.blogspot.com. Here, you'll find my own personal diary, pictures and audios (I do a late radio show about opera and sex, you can listen to it online)

You can also find me in Bairesplat, Latinbabes and ArgentinaIntimo, always as Chanel.

Regards.

Modelo Vip

12-31-08, 00:39

We all get to choose what we want: I choose my client profile, too. Everybody happy.

Regards,

Chanel.

Esten

12-31-08, 02:06

Welcome to the board Chanel. I read your personal information "pete sin hasta el final", $200 la hora sin límite de relaciones, and I would say this sounds like you provide good service at a reasonable price. Of course it would be great if you could dt, but most women can't and at least you are up front about it. Your decision not to offer discounts for multiple hours is a bit unusual, this is common with other escorts especially if other activities such as dinner are involved. I'm not sure what "besos y revolcones en el heno" is.

If you read the board enough I think you will see plenty of positive things written about the chicas, in addition to negative things. As a board primarily for the customer, it is important for us to know who provides good value and who to avoid.

You sound like an intelligent woman and your english is good, so I hope you stick around and post a little bit.

Sportsman

12-31-08, 02:38

Chanel,

If you provide quality service as advertised and be available at the pre-arranged time, you will do fine here.

But please be aware that even if you provide quality service, you will not be able to please everyone. Sooner or later someone will post negative comments about you. You must be ready to accept both the positives and negatives.

Another advise is the title of your thread. Instead of just saying "Greetings", change it to include you name so it will be easier to recognize it later. You have until tomorrow to edit it.

Best of luck to you.

Sportsman

Modelo Vip

12-31-08, 08:15

Thank you, guys, for your comments. I know I won't be able to please everybody, I don't expect to. I'm honest enough to state clearly what the "servicio" is like, so that you can make your choice.

As regards the "descuento por cantidad de horas", it refers exclusively to sex, not dinners, theater and other activities of this sort. I don't even charge time extra for these activities, I feel very happy when I'm invited to them.

Finally: "besos y revolcones en el heno" means that I'm very fond of kissing, caressing, spooning, etc. I hate what people usually refer to as "sexo mecánico". I like what I do; if I didn't, I'd do something else.

Thank you for your comments and private messages. I hope we'll be having a great time.

Regards,

Chanel.

El Perro

12-31-08, 09:19

Any chick that knows what "spooning" means is ok with me. Good luck, take Sportsman's advise, and don't sweat the negative guys.

Thank you, guys, for your comments. I know I won't be able to please everybody, I don't expect to. I'm honest enough to state clearly what the "servicio" is like, so that you can make your choice.

As regards the "descuento por cantidad de horas", it refers exclusively to sex, not dinners, theater and other activities of this sort. I don't even charge time extra for these activities, I feel very happy when I'm invited to them.

Finally: "besos why revolcones en el heno" means that I'm very fond of kissing, caressing, spooning, etc. I hate what people usually refer to as "sexo mecánico". I like what I do; if I didn't, I'd do something else.

Thank you for your comments and private messages. I hope we'll be having a great time.

Regards,

Chanel.

TejanoLibre

12-31-08, 12:22

I am a firm believer in honest advertising and deplore the false advertising that many of us have encountered here in beautiful , crime-free Buenos Aires.

As such I must agree with D. B and the rest of the boys that at least Chanel seems to be upfront about the services provided. Nothing hidden and no obvious upcharges.

Thank You Very Much for Your Honesty Chanel !

After all, we all like to be kissed while we are being fucked!

Something that is not always the case in this wonderful country full of ladrones, mentirosos y estafadores!

Welcome Home Baby!

TL.

P.S - Which number are you ? Number 1 ? 9 ? 69 ?

Thank you, guys, for your comments. I know I won't be able to please everybody, I don't expect to. I'm honest enough to state clearly what the "servicio" is like, so that you can make your choice.

As regards the "descuento por cantidad de horas", it refers exclusively to sex, not dinners, theater and other activities of this sort. I don't even charge time extra for these activities, I feel very happy when I'm invited to them.

Finally: "besos why revolcones en el heno" means that I'm very fond of kissing, caressing, spooning, etc. I hate what people usually refer to as "sexo mecánico". I like what I do; if I didn't, I'd do something else.

Thank you for your comments and private messages. I hope we'll be having a great time.

Regards,

Chanel.

Daddy Rulz

12-31-08, 21:37

I also applaud your truthful advertising but I'm wondering about something.

Your ad says "relationes sin limites" but there are a few things you won't do. Do I misunderstand the phrase relationes sin limites? I thought that meant anything goes.

Please forgive errors in spelling.

Esten

01-01-09, 16:36

I understood the term "relationes sin limites" to mean the man can have as much sex as he wants to (can cum as many times as he wants to, or is capable of) in the hour.

I'm pretty sure this is what it means. But Chanel can confirm. I wonder what her record is for this.

Daddy Rulz

01-01-09, 17:37

Plattie007

01-02-09, 10:46

Hi Guys,

Has anybody meet Chanel that could share the experience either on the board or by PM. Thank you in advance.

Modelo Vip

01-02-09, 12:33

Yes, it means that you can have sex with me and cum in my face or my body as many times as you please during the time specified.

Someone was asking about my "record": one guy once ejaculated 5 times in an hour. I just don't know how he did it but he looked pretty relaxed and light when we left the hotel.

No one from the board has been with me already, though I've been getting PMs and phone calls. We'll see.

Regards and besos.

Chanel.

Daddy Rulz

01-02-09, 17:29

Geo Eye

01-03-09, 14:30

Thank you, guys, for your comments. I know I won't be able to please everybody, I don't expect to. I'm honest enough to state clearly what the "servicio" is like, so that you can make your choice.

As regards the "descuento por cantidad de horas", it refers exclusively to sex, not dinners, theater and other activities of this sort. I don't even charge time extra for these activities, I feel very happy when I'm invited to them.

Finally: "besos why revolcones en el heno" means that I'm very fond of kissing, caressing, spooning, etc. I hate what people usually refer to as "sexo mecánico". I like what I do; if I didn't, I'd do something else.

Thank you for your comments and private messages. I hope we'll be having a great time.

Regards,

Chanel.200 pesos right. I give you a try. I like cumming 2 to3 times in one hour.

If you are sexy. I wll see you once a week.

Modelo Vip

01-03-09, 16:44

Call me anytime, Geo.

Regards and besos from Chanel.

http://diariodeunap.blogspot.com

Allanc

01-08-09, 12:15

I have been a member of this site for over two years but have never posted anything since anything I had to say was already posted but have gained much valuable info from it. To those who post thank you.

Based on Chanel's post I decided to give her a call. Like liked the way she stated her info as I hate the upsell and "oh that's not included" bullshit. So having visited her I have the following to report since no one has reported on her yet on the forum.

Location- I went out to her apartment which is not in microcentre but can be reached by the subway B line. Easy to find as it is only 2 blocks from the subway station. It a diagional street so look on both sides of Corrrientes, it a bit tricky as the street is offset a bit. On the return I took a taxi and it was 17 pesos back microcentre.

English- Her english is excellent which certainly makes things easier for those not great at spanish. She also comes across as intelligent if that matters to you. Conversation was easy.

Looks- Go to baires plat and her pictures are very close. Note if you are looking for a spinner type she might not be for you. Look at the measurements, they are correct. For me a 7.

Attitude- awesome! She likes her job and gives great service. Her post is exactly what she does and does not do so no need to repost it.

Overall- For me it was one of the best times I have had here. Not the most beautiful chica I've had but her attitude more than made up for that.

Would I repeat? - appointment already made.

Captain Hook

01-10-09, 13:00

Collegues, I had the chance to meet with Channel and let me aware you that she is pretty overweighted. So if you think you will meet with a thin, heart-attack curve girl, just walk away; Channel is not that type of escorts.

Rgds

Modelo Vip

01-10-09, 21:02

Dear Captain,

As was pointed out before, my measurements are correct and my pictures truthful; so if you were expecting to meet Pampita, I'm very sorry I let you down.

Still, I had the feeling you didn't have too bad a time.

If you know what I mean.

Regards,

Chanel.

Captain Hook

01-10-09, 21:37

Modelo Vip

01-11-09, 15:10

Banana Rep

01-11-09, 15:14

Very well said.

Toymann

01-11-09, 17:01

IALOTFLMAO. Possibly the best post by a chica ever on AP.

Captian Hook, consider yourself slapped back into reality. Go girl Go.

Happy Mpngering All (except Cappy Hook)

Toymann

Esten

01-11-09, 17:49

Guys - seriously, in Chanel's many photos on her site and others, I don't know whether it is photoshop or the angle of the camera or what, but she bears a striking resemblence to the Playboy Argentina model Valeria Degenaro. If CH says he saw something much different when he saw her, then he is doing us a favor so we aren't misled by deceptive photos.

(sarcasm) ;)

Whiskas

01-11-09, 17:55

If I wasn't what you had expected, you should have told me so and asked me to leave when you met me; you are not supposed to pay for something that's not good enough for you.

Now, I just don't see the point of letting me into your apartment, fucking me like there's no tomorrow, coming twice in my mouth and then going online to warn the world that I'm "overweighted".

Not very manly, if you think of me as a girl. And not very intelligent, if you see me as a item you've invested money in.

Enough said.To put this in Argentine perspective: Gooooooooool! Score: Chanel 1- C. H. 0

Jackson

01-11-09, 18:05

If I wasn't what you had expected, you should have told me so and asked me to leave when you met me; you are not supposed to pay for something that's not good enough for you.

Now, I just don't see the point of letting me into your apartment, fucking me like there's no tomorrow, coming twice in my mouth and then going online to warn the world that I'm "overweighted".

Not very manly, if you think of me as a girl. And not very intelligent, if you see me as a item you've invested money in.

Enough said.Hi Chanel,

I agree with Banana Rep, Toyman and the other guys.

Very well stated, and with a lot of class.

Chanel, please ignore the rude behavior of a small minority of posters here. I'm sure you will meet some true gentlemen on this forum.

Thanks,

Jackson

Thomaso276

01-11-09, 18:12

This girls' english is better than most of the guys on this board! Pretty sharp response as well.

Daddy Rulz

01-11-09, 19:06

Her fotos (while hiding her face just a little) leave nothing to the imagination. If you like full figured women with pretty faces who will let you cum all over them you will probably like this girl. She doesn't hide the big butt, floppy boobies or thick thieghs (please take no offence Chanel some guys dig it) she has consitantly represented herself as what she is. Anybody who went to her apartment expecting a waif of a girl is an idiot.

She's not my cup of tea but she sure isn't calling herself coffee when she is tea. If I ever develop a taste for bigger girls she would be high on my list.

Ignore the beludo. As brother Exon would say "He's a penile enhaler"

Allanc

01-11-09, 21:44

I guess my assessment of her being intellgent and with excellent english was correct. Nice post Chanel. She states her measurements are 100-63-105 and 5"1' that curvey and soft which was fine by me.

Modelo Vip

01-11-09, 21:56

Thanks, Allan, though you messed them; it is 105-63-100. Boobs are bigger, at least for the time being.

I know there are some true gentlemen over here, I've met some and received messeges by others, all very nice people.

I'm glad you can appreciate my being upfront about my body and services. So, no confusion and everybody happy.

Love and besos for everyone,

Chanel.

http://diariodeunap.blogspot.com

Captain Hook

01-12-09, 00:57

I'm OK if other colleagues still wish to meet with Chanel; I'm not opposed to this. However, I must say that when I contacted Chanel through msg, she sent me a picture, that had nothing to do with what I met at the hotel a few hours later. No sex, just payed her taxi back and that was the end of the story. By the way, similar experiences were written in local boards. Check them out.

No heart feelings, just hope everyone is screwing their heads out.

Daddy Rulz

01-12-09, 02:30

Facundo

01-12-09, 06:52

On one hand.

"Now, I just don't see the point of letting me into your apartment, fucking me like there's no tomorrow, coming twice in my mouth and then going online to warn the world that I'm "overweighted"."

Then the other.

"No sex, just payed her taxi back and that was the end of the story."

Mutualy exclusive, wonder where the truth is? Pistols at dawn?This is my quick and dirty analysis of "where does the truth lie?" I think the truth most likely is with the Captain. Why?

Reading Chanel's blog one can easily conclude the following:

1. She is intelligent in at least two languages. She is an intellectual with street smarts. She can talk about Borges or Verdi or the intellectual and cultural history of "being puta",

2. In both languages she is very proud of being a "puta". She doesn't hide this in anyway. Being puta is being Chanel. Her work is part of her essence.

If a guy comes on to her, she will immediately ask him, "how much money do you have?",.

3. She will protect - and why not? - her image of being a desirous, proud hundred per cent puta. This is why, most likely, she exaggerated the facts about the Captain having a great time and coming twice in her mouth,

4. Any attempts at denigrating her (this is what the Captain did with his post) she will attack with a cutting wit. As she has written in her blog; some men think being a puta is dying of hunger, has 25 children to feed, will do anything for a little money, etc.

Guys, this is one proud puta. Her mantra is; "I'm puta and I'm proud."

Modelo Vip

01-12-09, 12:22

Your analysis, very impressive.

As regards Captain, I don't know if he just drank up all the wine, got into some big confusion or is just trying to save his pants after being openly ridiculed.

1) We didn't meet at a hotel. We met in his apartment. I've got his address and phone number, should anybody doubt this.

2) I only send pictures published in the escort pages where you can find me, always as Chanel: Bairesplat, ArgentinaIntimo, Latinbabes or my own blog. These pictures, as has been mentioned earlier (on several occasions) are truthful.

3) I'm very sorry that my being learned, intelligent or whatever is being used to come to the conclusion that I "exaggerated" about the whole thing. If this is what an intelligent person would do in a situation like this, I think you missed the whole point.

4) Of course, there are no other reports, as Captain Hook says, of people that went through what he says happened to him with me. The only report written by someone after being with me is Allan's.

So, Captain Hook, Facundo and all those who want to play detectives can kiss my "overweighted" Argentine ass.

Cheers.

Daddy Rulz

01-12-09, 13:21

Pistols at dawn it will be.

Jackson

01-12-09, 15:02

So, Captain Hook, Facundo and all those who want to play detectives can kiss my "overweighted" Argentine ass.

Cheers.Well I guess I'm now in the same group as Captain Hook, Facundo, et. al. as I too would like to know the real truth.

Did he "Givie you a tip and walk out", OR did he "fuck [you] like there's no tomorrow, coming twice in [your] mouth"?

Congratulations Chanel, your credibility with me is dimishing quickly.

Thanks,

Jackson

Modelo Vip

01-12-09, 15:20

I don't think my credibility with you is worth much, if one day your with me and the next day you're not. It's 100% your business what to believe or not.

BUT:

I've been upfront from the start about my services and pictures and that has been proved. Captain says I sent pictures that looked nothing like me, but how would I? From the start I published the site of my blog, plus the same pictures and published in THREE different sites. It's totally ridiculous to say (or believe) that I emailed pictures of someone who looked nothing like me: lie.

Besides, Captain says that what happened to him also happened to other guys and that there are posts that prove that: lie.

That he let me into his apartment, fucked me like there's no tomorrow and came in my mouth twice is something I cannot prove. But I do have his address and know where he lives. That destroy his lie about meeting in a hotel. Again, lie.

A guy so easy to persuade, I just wish I was a politician and everyone who voted for me were as gullible as you are.

Regards.

BadMan

01-12-09, 15:51

I personally don't like my " puta's " overly lippy or mouthy.

So I'm giving this walking headache a pass.

Regards,

BM.

Jackson

01-12-09, 16:35

I don't think my credibility with you is worth much, if one day your with me and the next day you're not. It's 100% your business what to believe or not.As Winston Churchill once said to a woman who accused him of changing his opinion: "Madam, I change my opinion when the facts change. What, pray tell, is it that you do?"

Credibility now at zero.

Thanks for showing your ass and thus saving me $200 pesos.

Jackson

Sinistra

01-12-09, 19:38

As Winston Churchill once said to a woman who accused him of changing his opinion: "Madam, I change my opinion when the facts change. What, pray tell, is it that you do?"

Credibility now at zero.

Thanks for showing your ass and thus saving me $200 pesos.

JacksonHey Jax. I guess I don't mind a chica plying her trade, but I find it more than a little annoying when they start treating the board as their own personal advertising space. Do you think that maybe there should be a policy? Maybe like they should be restricted to one thread or something similar? Here's my reasoning. A board like this should be an open forum for mongers who are willing to speak plainly about their experiences. I've found on more than one occasion that I have been deterred from fully airing my opinion because of the presence of said trade-plier. This is important: even if Chanel is being wrongly disparaged, it absolutely shouldn't matter since this should be an open forum. I know that not all mongers are fair in their reviews, but those tend not to have much credibility anyway.

Anyway, that's my 200 lira.

Sin.

Allanc

01-12-09, 19:45

Ok this is going to be my last post on this subject. First I'm not sure why this is getting of nasty. If Captain Hook thinks she's overweight in his eyes so be it. The one thing I can say, having been with her twice, is she looks exactly like her pictures. Everyone can make up their own minds on that on whether that is for them.

Second I agree with most of what Facundo says except the conclusion. This girl is proud of what she does and who she is and given the pictures she has on her blog, which hide little, I can not believe she would then send a false picture to someone. She's not that dumb.

The rest of their conflict I have no comment on. Now as Captain Hook says "No heart feelings, just hope everyone is screwing their heads out."

Captain Hook

01-12-09, 22:51

Chanel, I have + 20 years of escorts over my shoulders, I've been a member of escorts forum in Argentina, Brazil and Chile for the last 5 years. This might sound boring to you, but that the way it is. I never felt openly ridiculed in this forum, particularly in this post, or any other forum because I learned that in these environments not all will share my point of view. However, I would like to re-phrase my message to the rest of the colleagues: "Guys, watch out, I met with Chanel and this is what happened to me.". There is no need to attack any of us, after all you're using this forum to promote your self.

Now, regarding my address, phone # or what other personal information you have of me, I authorize you to share them in this post. Go ahead, no problem.

Guys: I'm having a party tonight and you are all invited. Just come along, the buzz, dope and all the fancy stuff is on me. Make sure you phone several times before you reach my address. Bring Chanel as well.

Finally: Baby, How can you have my address and phone number if we arranged everything through msg?

http://www.foro-escorts.com.ar/foros/f108/chanelle-una-masaaa-83185/
http://www.foro-escorts.com.ar/foros/f108/chanel-opera-ninfa-84803/#post732620

Esten

01-13-09, 02:34

An interesting thread, certainly.

What did seem a bit odd was when CH originally posted, he gave no details except that he met her and thought she was overweight. Based on that, Chanel seemed (and still seems) certain she knows who he is and what they did. Is it at all possible Chanel you may be confusing CH with someone else.

Facundo

01-13-09, 12:13

Chanel, it appears Captain Hook was correct. He challenged you to print his street address and phone number and for us to go there and have a party. Your silence speaks volumes.

Also, I was correct in my analysis; you exaggerated to protect your career and the image you cultivated.

In addition, you recommended I "kiss your over weighted ass". I have a few recommendations for you; Go back to teaching English for $15 pesos an hour and go back to plying your trade in La Estación Constitución for $20 pesos a pop.

One more observation, I will not kiss your fat lard-ass.

TejanoLibre

01-13-09, 19:01

Gentleman, read the 2nd post on this thread.

You boys were warned.

Mongers Beware,

TL

Meforu 2000

01-19-09, 19:52

Well well well how the tide turns, you all junped on my ass when I wrote to chanel that she belittled the US girls. Now she bites the hand that protected her. And I wasn't saying that all argentinas were ugly or fat I just was sayin the U. S can hang with the best of them, but if the best is chanel boys the olny thing I can say is danm. Like I said befor I met fat ass dogs in BA too.

I'll be in town on the 25 of Jan. Lets have a beer guys.

Meforu.

A puta is a puta