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Pinkerton
02-25-09, 19:38
Days 1 & 2: Escort & Cafe Orleans.

My South American journey moves from the Rio de Janeiro forum to here. How could BsAs possibly live up to the class and excitement of Rio? I had some foreboding but needed to get on with it.

So on the day I arrived, Brenda from Gysells attended me at Jackson's apartment. I'd tried a number of other girls but it's holiday season and, can you believe it, even chicas have holidays.

I think I knew it would be a let-down after the the heights of the termas so to start with a very basic shag was probably a good way of getting the change out of my system. Brenda provided that. It didn't help that she spoke no English and that, apart from being able to relate my desired menu of bedroom activities, I know no Spanish.

She was very nice and I don't want to give the impression that she was a cold fish. It's just that she didn't do any leading – it was all left to me and that's hard work. So we got through a number of my wants – DFK, BBBJ, DATY – but no culo or CIM. Enjoyable but certainly not a classic. 300 plus 30 taxi. In Sterling, the same price as a termas girl and I know which I prefer.

After reading the forum I wanted to try out something of each of the main 'categories', so on Day 2 my next adventure was to go to Cafe Orleans. I marched in there about 3 pm. I expected a big space with a sprinkling of chicas, some other women, and some non-mongering guys – rather like the Beer Garden in Bangkok.

What I found was a very tight space, about the same size as the bar at L'uomo in Rio, and every woman there was on offer. Some more blatantly so – in terms of dress and attittude – than others. As a guy, there was no way I could pretend that I was in there for anything other than mongering. A smile came to my face as I thought about the reaction of any innocent tourist going in there for a coffee. Or even worse, some innocent girl doing the same.

Coffee and tostado at the bar in order to take in the scene. Not much that attracted me. But over the far side of the cafe a smile from quite a pleasant lady who was the least pro-like present. Five minutes of exchanging glances and smiles and I made the move. Thankfully she could speak some English. We chatted. I bought her a drink (be aware that there's a 30 peso minimum bill) Vanessa told me this was her full-time occupation and her full-time place of work. She fitted the bill, she was certainly sexy enough, and I thought we might as well get on with it. Another of the BsAs experiences I wanted to have was a short-term hotel, so I asked her to lead the way.

The price negotiation is worth reporting. She opened at 150 pesos for half an hour – extremely attractive. I asked about OWO – increase to 200 pesos for an hour. OK. Anal? – yes, for the 200 she'll throw in everything else I wanted. Sounds reasonable. Then I spotted the term 'pesos' had changed to 'dollars'. Dollars? Yes, we were now up to 200 US. I gave her a firm no. She moved back to pesos and opened the bidding at 500. Another firm no and, although I'd told myself 200, I offered 300 just to get on with it - but told her that was it. She accepted.

A short walk round the block to the Horizontal Hotel – great appropriate name, isn't it? Good room for 75 pesos, spacious, clean towels in polythene wraps, mirrors, etc. Vanessa did it justice. She was active and did it all. I had to stop her a few times to hold back, but made it in the end. In her end.

Like Brenda, the total bill was almost the same as a termas girl. Vanessa was good, fairly classy and good fun to be with for an hour or so. As we walked back to reception, she reminded me to hand the door card in. I did so, and when I turned around she was gone. 150 paces back to her spot in Cafe Orleans and the next paying proposition. She has a family to keep.

Big Travel Guy
02-25-09, 19:55
[QUOTE=After reading the forum I wanted to try out something of each of the main 'categories' QUOTE]Good luck making it through the entire list! Keep the reports coming. The names and prices are helpful, too.

Aqualung
02-25-09, 22:19
Days 1 & 2: Escort & Cafe Orleans.

A smile came to my face as I thought about the reaction of any innocent tourist going in there for a coffee.Good report Pink!

I was there last Thursday or Friday afternoon and a middle aged Oriental couple walked in. The look on their faces was priceless. The woman trying to shove her husband out and the guy trying to take in as much eye candy as he could while he retreated with his wife beating him on the chest.

Pinkerton
03-08-09, 14:16
Day 3: Privado.

In my previous report I said I was aiming to try a chica from each 'category' available in BA. I've 'done' Escort and Cafe – now on to Privado.

There appeared to be a large range of pricing and quality. Jackson, who I was delighted to meet that day, reminded me that there was even one right next door to the apartment. But I had spotted some really good recommendations – thanks, guys - for a particular lady at 359 Maipu. I fancied 'the hunt' to a strange location and the thrill of walking through a strange door and seeing what I could find. But if – and it was an if – Camila was available, at least one BM had placed her in his top 5 fucks of all time.

Found ok. As warned, 30 metre deep hallway. Doorman in little booth – didn't stop me although he must have known. Lift 4 – at the back left. 4th floor and rang the bell at 74. A Maman answered and we were immediately greeted by some kind of warning siren. I thought it was a police raid, but I hadn't quite closed the lift gate. Reasonable English and a pleasant greeting as she ushered me into a bedroom. I mentioned Camila but she just said she would send all the available girls in.

5 girls on parade. Thre first three all had good assets up top, but were also well-built elsewhere. Pleasant smiles but nothing that would turn me on. #4 arrived and was a real treat – lovely curves, great smile. Her name? Camila. I don't remember #5 because my mind was made up.

So I spent an hour with Camila. I won't go into detail because much has been said before. I'll just say that here is a girl who simply has to love sex - this can not all be put on. She loves to come, and does. She loves to cuddle up when there's a spare moment between other activities. She delights in her tits being sucked and big nipples played with. She can insert her tongue further up an arse than any other girl I have had. She takes it all in her stride. And in her mouth, and smiles all the time.

To sum up: At the price of 100 pesos for an hour - £20 – I rate Camila as my top value chica of all time – and that includes Thailand. In Thailand by the time you add the barfine, a short-time costs around 1200 baht (£25) and I got pretty girls but not the wonderful service Camila gave me.

So, thanks Camila – you were great fun and great sex.

Pinkerton
03-08-09, 14:30
Day 4: Clubs.

I've ticked off Escort, Cafe and Privado – leaving me with Clubs as the category for my last night.

It didn't help that the heavens had decided to open and it was a really miserable night. I have to admit that I saw a strange attraction in the wrinklies club, El Verde, recommended by some on this forum. I would never be seen dead in such a place in the UK but thought it worth a look. 10 pm and there were two guys in there and no women. One beer & out.

Looked into Cutty Sark – two girls by bar, one man.

Went round the corner and looked through the window into a very full Cafe Orleans, with lots available. But that wasn't my target and I went for a beer in the bar directly across the road to watch activities. I have to say that very few couples left Orleans in the time I was there – trade was certainly not brisk as the rain continued to pour.

Walked along to look at Cafe Madeleine – no chica action there. So probably getting on for 1 am when I returned to El Verde. Getting busier, a number of women in pairs. It took me three wines until I got in conversation with one and then had a dance with her. She was a reasonable shape but not attractive. This is not some pick-up joint, as some have described. Most of those present were regulars and knew each other; so they're hardly going to let themselves be seen as easy targets for a casual screw. Please take this off your mongering list.

Outside into the downpour and a quick dash across to Cutty Sark. Three girls, plus a couple making out on a couch. One grabbed me. Drink / entrance for 80 pesos. She was really quite attractive – Carolina, I think. I bought her an expensive drink. She was older than she looked, had four kids, spoke good English and would have been a really good fuck. But she was looking for 200 US. We had a smoochy dance and I made my escape.

Well sloshed by now. Taxi back to Recoleta. Into New Port just a few steps from the apartment. It must have been about 4 am. Chicas galore and lots available. Chatted to, and bought drinks for, a couple of them. But managed to get away and move around chatting up others. Besides the usual disadvantages of age and not speaking Spanish, I now also had the downer that I was clearly fairly drunk. But – as I realised the following day – on my side was the fact that I was, at that time of night, one of their last hopes for some cash.

Nadia smiled across the room and came to join me. I'm afraid I can't say much about her looks as I can't now remember them. I do recall that she had great tits. She started at 400 pesos but we were quickly at 200 plus 20 taxi. The proximity of the apartment was clearly a plus here. So back to the apartment, opened some vino and rolled around on the bed. I was nearly past performing but managed to and she enjoyed herself, coming noisily a couple of times.

She was fun, and she certainly took part in this drunken romp very willingly.

So that was my Club night. As is often the case, the nearest to home base turned out to be the best.

Buenos Aires is certainly no Rio, but I enjoyed some chica fun and there's a lot on offer – and at reasonable prices.

My chica journey probably gets more difficult from here – Mendoza and then Chile – but I'll continue the Mongerlogue if there's any action.