TejanoLibre
05-16-09, 02:38
I think that we are ALL tired of getting fucked without getting kissed and I think that it's time to do something about it now!
Does ANYBODY actually think that it's fair for a bar / club / whatever to charge:
1. $80.00 pesos cover.
2. $140.00 pesos chica drink (times 2!)
3. $600.00 pesos for Lame Duck Fucks!
Now your at $820.00 to say "Hello Honey."
Oh Yeah, be back in an hour or else!
Everytime you go there no matter how many times you've been there!
Fuck That Boys!
Why don't we open up our own little ULTRA PRIVATE CLUB?
AP Members Only:
1. No Line.
2. No Cover.
3. FREE DRINKS.
4. Chica Drinks nominal charge.
5. No time limits. No clocks allowed.
6. No Local Assholes Wasting Chica Time!
7. Hand-Selected Chicas.
8. A Place of Our Own!
9. No Police.
10. No Rules.
11. No Bull-Shit!
12. NOT A (2) SECOND WALK-THROUGH WHERE YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE THE GIRLS TEETH!
Now, think back to the old west style bordellos. Mae West kicked-back on a bright, red, velvet daybed !
Red Velvet Everywhere . Gaudy Golden Accents . Candle obras !
A piano player in the background.
Over-stuffed sofas and armchairs with scantily clad Chicas longing for your acceptance!
A typical butler type offering free drinks and handfuls of Viagra on a silver platter.
Yes, it can be done boys.
A place to hang-out WITH the chicas where you can get to know them or at least count their teeth before your forced into a bad and expensive decision!
A place where you don't have to pay $220.00 to say ¨Hello! ¨
I am going to make this happen with your help!
How do we do it?
Is it legal?
The Place:
1. Officially it will be MY apartment.
2. I will NOT be selling drinks.
3. I will NOT be charging a cover charge.
4. The Chicas are ¨friends ¨of mine. (ours)
5. If you like each other then nature follows!
6. There will be extra bedrooms for our over-night guests.
7. Take-out and Delivery will be an option.
8. Etc, etc, etc.
The Catch:
1. Anchor Members. A one time fee that will be good for a Life-Time Membership. Non-recurring fee.
Anchor or ¨Emerald ¨ Members will benefit from no line, no cover, free drinks and a certain amount of Chica's Services per year. Plus you may bring a certain amount of guests at no charge.
2. Platinum Members: No line, No Cover, discounted drinks, certain amount of guests allowed per visit for a nominal cover charge. Recurring Fees.
3. Gold Members: Discounted cover, discounted drinks. Recurring fees.
4. Silver Members: I'll let you in! Recurring fees.
You will recover your fees in a matter of visits .
The Game Plan:
1. The Place will be OWNED so it will NOT Go out of business!
(I bet some of you are thinking about Nautilus, Health World, etc.)
2. It will not be a business subject to Police Bribes or permits, etc. But if it is then so be it! Bribes are cheap down here.
3. I am willing to put my face on this deal and I will have to live there and call it my ¨HOME¨for all intents and purposes. Legal, etc. I have Citizenship.
4. I have the ideal location pre-selected.
I want:
1. 200 Anchor Members.
2. 100 Platinum Members.
3. 100 Gold Members.
4. 100 Silver Members.
Or something like that but ALWAYS a very limited and select group of members.
How often are there (500) AP members in town at any given moment?
Shit, let's do it with (300) members and REALLy make it super select, ultra private!
I'm In!
Thanks Boys!
Think about it!
TL
P.S - This should be really easy to scrape together 300 to 400 serious mongers with pocket change in hand .
Hell , don´t think of it as a Club ..... think of it as TL´s Butt-Hut .
A place to hang-out and shoot the shit with the boys while grabbing a girl for the rodeo !
Does ANYBODY actually think that it's fair for a bar / club / whatever to charge:
1. $80.00 pesos cover.
2. $140.00 pesos chica drink (times 2!)
3. $600.00 pesos for Lame Duck Fucks!
Now your at $820.00 to say "Hello Honey."
Oh Yeah, be back in an hour or else!
Everytime you go there no matter how many times you've been there!
Fuck That Boys!
Why don't we open up our own little ULTRA PRIVATE CLUB?
AP Members Only:
1. No Line.
2. No Cover.
3. FREE DRINKS.
4. Chica Drinks nominal charge.
5. No time limits. No clocks allowed.
6. No Local Assholes Wasting Chica Time!
7. Hand-Selected Chicas.
8. A Place of Our Own!
9. No Police.
10. No Rules.
11. No Bull-Shit!
12. NOT A (2) SECOND WALK-THROUGH WHERE YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE THE GIRLS TEETH!
Now, think back to the old west style bordellos. Mae West kicked-back on a bright, red, velvet daybed !
Red Velvet Everywhere . Gaudy Golden Accents . Candle obras !
A piano player in the background.
Over-stuffed sofas and armchairs with scantily clad Chicas longing for your acceptance!
A typical butler type offering free drinks and handfuls of Viagra on a silver platter.
Yes, it can be done boys.
A place to hang-out WITH the chicas where you can get to know them or at least count their teeth before your forced into a bad and expensive decision!
A place where you don't have to pay $220.00 to say ¨Hello! ¨
I am going to make this happen with your help!
How do we do it?
Is it legal?
The Place:
1. Officially it will be MY apartment.
2. I will NOT be selling drinks.
3. I will NOT be charging a cover charge.
4. The Chicas are ¨friends ¨of mine. (ours)
5. If you like each other then nature follows!
6. There will be extra bedrooms for our over-night guests.
7. Take-out and Delivery will be an option.
8. Etc, etc, etc.
The Catch:
1. Anchor Members. A one time fee that will be good for a Life-Time Membership. Non-recurring fee.
Anchor or ¨Emerald ¨ Members will benefit from no line, no cover, free drinks and a certain amount of Chica's Services per year. Plus you may bring a certain amount of guests at no charge.
2. Platinum Members: No line, No Cover, discounted drinks, certain amount of guests allowed per visit for a nominal cover charge. Recurring Fees.
3. Gold Members: Discounted cover, discounted drinks. Recurring fees.
4. Silver Members: I'll let you in! Recurring fees.
You will recover your fees in a matter of visits .
The Game Plan:
1. The Place will be OWNED so it will NOT Go out of business!
(I bet some of you are thinking about Nautilus, Health World, etc.)
2. It will not be a business subject to Police Bribes or permits, etc. But if it is then so be it! Bribes are cheap down here.
3. I am willing to put my face on this deal and I will have to live there and call it my ¨HOME¨for all intents and purposes. Legal, etc. I have Citizenship.
4. I have the ideal location pre-selected.
I want:
1. 200 Anchor Members.
2. 100 Platinum Members.
3. 100 Gold Members.
4. 100 Silver Members.
Or something like that but ALWAYS a very limited and select group of members.
How often are there (500) AP members in town at any given moment?
Shit, let's do it with (300) members and REALLy make it super select, ultra private!
I'm In!
Thanks Boys!
Think about it!
TL
P.S - This should be really easy to scrape together 300 to 400 serious mongers with pocket change in hand .
Hell , don´t think of it as a Club ..... think of it as TL´s Butt-Hut .
A place to hang-out and shoot the shit with the boys while grabbing a girl for the rodeo !