El Jake
08-18-09, 14:36
Greetings,
I'm going to keep this as concise as I can because this was probably just a big time rookie move on my part. Most of you probably know better already.
This past Sunday (over the holiday weekend) I had just arrived to town and wasn't having much luck getting something set up. Most chicas were off for the day or gone for the weekend. I used the search function on BAG to find a chica close by who works on Sundays. I found Silvia, more of a madura than a madurita, which I am okay with most of the time. She has dozens of glowing reviews on BAG. In retrospect, suspect at best.
There's no way of getting around it -- this woman is ugly. She looks like a tired witch, has terrible teeth, and just exudes a foul vibe. She might be around 50, but her face tells you she's been living too hard for too long (think: Keith Richards)
She lit up a cig as soon as I entered the apartment, after asking permission of course. She fetches me a flat soda and proceeds to talk my ear off about her extended family and all kinds of other trivia. All BS. Not even good BS. It was not a conversation, just a long parade of BS monologue. I'm all for a "warm-up" conversation and I'm quite social, but this was killing me.
Long story short: It got so bad and she was so unattractive that I just gave her some pity money and left. Her place is not clean; she is un asco; and her onda really sucks. Before I left she did her best to coax me into staying for a massage, leaving her the full amount, etc. She argued with me a lot, got offended, etc. All in all it took about 20 minutes to extract myself from her apartment.
Funny thing is that I read a bunch of her reviews on the locals forum (after the fact; I'm fluent in Spanish) and most of them said more or less the same as I did.
Complete f'ing disaster.
Stay away. Tell your in-laws to stay away. Tell your dog and cat to stay away. I wouldn't even recommend this one to my enemies.
I was not diligent and I paid the price. It won't happen again.
The Rookie
I'm going to keep this as concise as I can because this was probably just a big time rookie move on my part. Most of you probably know better already.
This past Sunday (over the holiday weekend) I had just arrived to town and wasn't having much luck getting something set up. Most chicas were off for the day or gone for the weekend. I used the search function on BAG to find a chica close by who works on Sundays. I found Silvia, more of a madura than a madurita, which I am okay with most of the time. She has dozens of glowing reviews on BAG. In retrospect, suspect at best.
There's no way of getting around it -- this woman is ugly. She looks like a tired witch, has terrible teeth, and just exudes a foul vibe. She might be around 50, but her face tells you she's been living too hard for too long (think: Keith Richards)
She lit up a cig as soon as I entered the apartment, after asking permission of course. She fetches me a flat soda and proceeds to talk my ear off about her extended family and all kinds of other trivia. All BS. Not even good BS. It was not a conversation, just a long parade of BS monologue. I'm all for a "warm-up" conversation and I'm quite social, but this was killing me.
Long story short: It got so bad and she was so unattractive that I just gave her some pity money and left. Her place is not clean; she is un asco; and her onda really sucks. Before I left she did her best to coax me into staying for a massage, leaving her the full amount, etc. She argued with me a lot, got offended, etc. All in all it took about 20 minutes to extract myself from her apartment.
Funny thing is that I read a bunch of her reviews on the locals forum (after the fact; I'm fluent in Spanish) and most of them said more or less the same as I did.
Complete f'ing disaster.
Stay away. Tell your in-laws to stay away. Tell your dog and cat to stay away. I wouldn't even recommend this one to my enemies.
I was not diligent and I paid the price. It won't happen again.
The Rookie