1277 Marcelo de Alvear, Unit 12, 1st Floor - BAIT AND SWITCH

[Candav]

Found Delfina 15-3590-4338 on web. Called. Easy enough. Arrived and deposited in 2nd room for 20 minute wait (foreshadowing) Dark haired girl, NOT Delfina - rushed and mechanical. Traded after 30 minutes for Belen. Sexy, cuddly but not a closer. In 1 hour Belen took 3 breaks - she left the room once too often and, well, I decided life is to fucking short so I left.

She seemed surprised I wasn't prepared to wait around while she chatted with someone, smoked and drank. Going back to North America where, while it is more expensive certainly better quiality and full GFE / PSE experience. If you can afford it you don't need BA - the the providers that charge more are smart and sexy not the south american equivalent of trailer park trash. It sucks.

[Thomaso276]

Sorry to hear about your experience, but clearly you did no research on this board to find out the best privados, independents or club girls. I googled the phone you posted for the chica. Obviously fake pics of some model. That is always a red flag for bad experiences.

[Jaimito Cartero]

You've got to research the places. If you don't and then get a bum steer, then you really only have yourself to blame.

[Donald]

Shitty service happens in every country. It sounds like you chose a very poor place without doing much research. Just because I get a bad pizza dosent mean people in that county can't cook, it means I chose the wrong place to eat. I assure you I can afford what ever I need to pay to get whatever pussy I want to buy, I don't come to argentina because it's cheap, I come for the great service and almost endless supply of model quality girls eager to please. I do usually pay closer to $100us so I don't know what the $30 ladies are like. Probably like a $100 girl in the USA or Canada which I don't see either. But it takes balls to come to AR for the first time, do minimal research, spend the minimum possable, then come on here and tell everyone our place sucks because it dosent measure up to the top of the line pussy in your hometown which you know everything about the market.

Good luck in mighty Canada.

[Jeunepadawan]

Okay, I'm not that experienced in mongering so it's just the point of view of a newbie. Take it easy!

From my experience of BA, I partially agree with Candav (I insist on partially) That's true that the probability to get a not so beautiful girl and an average service is quite high, even in the 200-300pesos privados. A lot of privados doesn't have picture and the other with a lots of photoshop. It's definately harder to find a girl that will rock your world. I found myself sometimes in an uncomfortable situation when the reality is quite different from the pictures, although I never turn down what I called for, I just can't do that. I'm not talking about a bait and switch, but just "photoshop" or " it's me on the picture 10 years ago". I don't know Canada but with my few experiences in FKK in Germany and services in East Europe countries, the pictures are closer to reality even if photoshop is in the way. I often ask for extra pictures and received them most of the them without problems.

Somehow, it's easier to get what you want physically in other countries. Lots of pictures to look at, more english speaker (the only places where I find a good receptionist service is at Gysell and at a privado at Paraguay 9xx)

But in the other hand, my best experience is in BA, too! Once you get a girl that you like, you feel something more between you and her, you feel a real passion, not only a GFE experience (or she is really good! It's not only a question of smoking body, the attitude is important for me too and the best attitude I experienced is in BA.

So, if you are a busy man like Candav, who seek excellent and professionnal service like in North America, sure, BA is not the best place. I definately like North America for the quality of service. But you know what, I miss something there too, I don't feel any soul when people talk to me. It's like, "you're my best friend I ever talk with" and the next day, "who are you"? I love latin people because I feel emotion and passion there, not just a business deal. Will I want a nice experience with a Canadian girl? Sure, why not! But will I remember her name in few years? I don't think so. Is it hard to find a stunning experience in BA? For me, yes. But I will definately remember my time spent with her, even years later. So, both experiences are enjoyable but for me, I definately prefer one of them (let you guess which one!

[Wild Walleye]

I only found this site after the event. I actually spent a long time going through the options. I use The Erotic Review but it has no sight into BA at all. It is extremely reliable, organized better than these types of forums and less prone to shills.No offense, but you speak of what you do not know. Other than me, Jax has eradicated most of the shills. In fact, the nature of this forum is that it polices itself and does a pretty good job of it. Many mongers at the core of AP mongers have actually met, had dinner, drinks, etc. And know this scene inside and out (literally and figuratively) which is a stark difference between AP and TER and I dare say other resources you use (escorts.com, utopiaguide, sipsap, etc.). Even usasexguide.info (Jax's US site) which covers the whole of the US probably lacks the firsthand connections amongst mongers that AP has. Much of that has to do with the nature of the market. AP (and mongering in Argentina) is Bs As-centric.

The Erotic Review (aka TER) is a good site for mongering in places like the US and Canada, however the main information that it provides is twofold 1) is the girl in the pic the one that will answer the door, and 2) what is the gist / avg of several (hopefully) reviews. As for shills, many providers on TER have one or two good reviews and nothing else. I wonder if they stopped banging TER members or if maybe the first two were put up by shills. ASPD.net (they folded recently and it has largely reemerged as eRaps) has / had a very comprehensive check-list for reviews (helpful but also clinical) As for organization, the nature and structure of TER is as a search engine for reviews and verification of a provider. Here there is much more narrative and the organization is based upon a myriad of aptly titled subjects.


I'm not a novice but BA is a deeply flawed market. As long as you folks pay $20 per hour you are going to have this problem. For those with money its just an ugly place. Too many amateur SP's, too poor, too uneducated and generally I'm not that interested in seeing one of the 30 girls everyone sees. I like a girl that spends less time on her back. She stays less jaded for longer and knows where her bread is buttered. Some might say men seeking the comfort of whores are deeply flawed. Might I suggest reading the forum. Look under independent chicas and Area-Vip, Ceilo Private, etc.


I read one really reasoned review on this site - one guy who wanted to run an SP school: english, hygene, etiquette, skills, rules, behavior - all lacking. I like caviar - not empanadas. Like they say, there is no accounting for taste or the lack thereof. Do you put mayo on both slices of bread? I have encountered beautiful, cultured, clean, skilled, well behaved (meaning really, really naughty) chicas in Bs As. The fact that we don't share a language in common is as much my fault (if not more) than it is theirs.


Good luck gents. I know many of you must have found the right mix and I guess at $20-$50 per test it is not such a bad learning experience from a cost benefit perspective but who has all the time to invest and who wants to share the same 30 women among a 1000 board members.You're onto something here. I remember when I was last in Montreal that they only had virgin hookers. It was awesome and they only cost CD$1,000 per hour and I knew that they hadn't spent much time on their backs, other than sleeping.


I'm not a snob and I'm not putting you folks down - I just come from a different market segment. You have not really lived until you have a Montreal Courtesean gents. It costs more but university degrees, smoking hot bodies, stunning looks, deep deep talent and a real understanding that one or two bad reviews wll cost you big bucks is a great motivator. Even bad girls try harder in that environment.You're too ignorant to be a snob (but don't let that prevent you from putting on airs--they fit you well) I love Montreal (I think whoring is socialized there) It is the only city in the world that has college-educated, deeply skilled, great looking whores (don't forget they're virgins too) that charge you a lot of money for good service, so long as the couple of bad reviews weren't accurate.

From my own limited, shallow and commonly experiences and due to my dimwitted persistence for mongering in places other than Montreal, I have had the opportunity to visit with three chicas I would consider to be 11s. I had to give them this ranking (and I am a decerning critic) because they were / are so beautiful, I'd have given them 10s so long as they managed to move a couple of times during the session (they did much, much more and therefore exceed 10 on my scale) One was in Amsterdam, another in London and the last was in Bs As (I am sure that they all were Canadian expats visiting those locals)

If you put a little work into it here or anywhere on earth (with the notable exceptions of Harrisburg, PA and Laughton, UK) you can find a good experience priced according to the local market (dick-tated by supply and demand) However, if you put some work into it in Bs As, you can find 9-10s with some regularity and have fun looking for them.

To Jax's point about the finer clubs. The eye candy at Madahos and Black is on par with the best strip clubs in Montreal (IMO) and every last one of tehm will go home with you (YMMV).

Since you're in Bs As, if you had trouble getting the Habs game tonight, you missed a great one. The Habs blew a two goal lead in the third and lost in a shoot out to the Sabres. It was awesome, and I don't even like the Sabres.

[Wild Walleye]

If I were in your shoes (or Mountie boots as it maybe) I'd take advantage of the day to do a little research and prove myself right or wrong.

Head out to La Biela (cafe in Recoleta on Quintana at Junin) get a 'doble cortado' and some 'medias lunas' (don't put mayo on the medias lunas) njoy the early afternoon sun and say hello to Robert Duval (likes to sit outside in the NE corner of tables) Take in a little of the local ambiance and let go of your preconceived notions.

When fully relaxed, head northeast 1 block (park on your right hand side) turn right (toward park) go one block (to park) turn left and continue up Junin for a block and a half (crossing Vincente Lopez in the process--while waiting at the stop light look up to your left and admire the luxury apt building where Jax has an apt for rent) Half way up the block you will come to 1631 Junin (ring apt 3D) Proceed to apt, see what is on the menu. If luck is with you, will find an 8ish chica who will be very happy to make you happy for media hora (AR$150-US$39) or hora (AR$300-US$78)

If you can't find what you want (or even if you do) there, leave. Turn left out of the building and proceed up Junin for 5.5 blocks, turn left on Ste Fe and go 4 blocks to 1707 (ring #3) Follow same procedure noted above.

If you can't find what you want (or even if you do) there, leave. Left out front door. 3 blocks to Uruguay (the street not the country) Turn right go 7.5 blocks to Uruguay 343 (ring #1) Repeat procedure above (insert shower if you are not 'fresh')

If you can't find what you want (or even if you do) there, leave. Right out of door. Right at Corrientes. Go 5 blocks. Left on Suipacha. 4.5 blocks to 834 Suipacha (ring #7C, wait for attendant to get you at the door) Repeat procedure above. This is Gysell's place.

If you can't find what you want (or even if you do) there, leave. There are at least 12 other privados on Suipacha and at least as many on Esmerelda and again on Florida. Print this out and refer to it http://argentinaprivate.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=27226

If you can't find what you want (or even if you do) at any of these places, leave. Return to your hotel, take a nap and then shower (you'll be tired from all the walking and the build up of seminal fluid)

Enjoy a nice dinner at L'alliance (see thread) or one of the other recommended places. Enjoy some empenadas (do not put mayo on the empenadas) and Malbec. When sated with your meal (but not before 11;30pm or so) head out to: Black and then walk to Madahos, passing by Newport as you do so. Step into Newport (no cover) and observe the buffet (the chicas, not the food) If you see something that floats your boat, stick around. If not, continue to Madahos.

If you visit these three places and your neck and / or johnson don't get stiff, there is a problem.

If you have done all of the above and have not found a satisfactorily beautiful chica to take home, there is only only one place left for you to try.

From Madahos, take a left out of the door and go three blocks. Turn left onto Libertador go about 20 blocks to Le Parc 3 de Febrero. There you will find something that you probably can't find in all those other places. Feel free to put mayo on it or anything you like.

Now, when was the last time someone on TER gave you a guided tour of a city? The attached list of privados gives you basic info on 174 privados in one city. Go to the hosted version of the list where there is a link to the respective threads for each one.


Footnotes:

1. I am not a paid shill for Gysell and TL (L'alliance), I plug them because they are my parents.
2. I am a paid shill for the denizens of Le Parc 3 de Febrero (they pay me in spent hypodermic needles and gently-used condoms).

[My Former Name]

Who would ever thought that WW was the progeny of TL and Gysell!

Regardless, it was a great post. Thanks.

[Wild Walleye]

Who would ever thought that WW was the progeny of TL and Gysell!

Regardless, it was a great post. Thanks.I got Gysell's good looks and legs (although mine have more hair) and TL's libido and love of bitches (2 and 4 legged)

[Gato Hunter]

I think there are some guys no matter what will find something wrong with any girl you throw at them.

I remember there was a young asian guy staying at the "old mansion" about three years ago. The guy would find a reason in every girl, even 9's in my book not to fuck them. I don't think he got laid in the 2 weeks he was there.

I usually have a 300U$D daily mongering budget in BA. If I dropped that in my town or Vancouver I would get laid maybe once with some left over for drinks.

In BA I can have multiple hookers, shitty pot, discotech, coke and enough viagra to counter act the coke dick and have change left over to order ice cream and pizza for delivery.

Go to Madahos on a Thursday night around 1 am to 3 am.

[Wild Walleye]

In BA I can have multiple hookers, shitty pot, discotech, coke and enough viagra to counter act the coke dick and have change left over to order ice cream and pizza for delivery. Go to Madahos on a Thursday night around 1 am to 3 am.Lee Harvey. You are a madman.

When you stole that cow. And your friends tried to make it with the cow.

I want to party with you, cowboy.

The two of us together, forget it.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here. I'm gonna volunteer my leadership to this platoon.

[Eurotrashy27]

Its not that hard.

I'm a fucking newbie and I'm going Tiger Woods all over this town with 7-9s. Still searching for my 10.

Speak a little spanish, at least make the effort. Treat the girls nice. Flirt, feign romance or lust. Love their bodies. The girls like the illusion of it being something more than it is almost as much as you do and will reciprocate appropriately.

EDIT: It is amazing how much access some of these girls have to other fun things. I've been in the VIP lounges of clubs (actual discotechs, not black, madahos, etc) because of the friendship, kinship, whatever you want to call it, I have with this one chica. I'm partied with some of her friends in the BA music scene, its been unreal.

Thats part of the fun in regards to paying for sex down here (which is what it is), you'll never know what other stories may unfold. Ie, it doesn't have to just end with you getting your rocks off. (which is what my chode friend didn't understand. Oh well, he's off the sex prison as we speak!)