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Just thought I would write a report on the infamous Chanelle Noir. I did a search here and couldn't find a full review on her. Just alot of back and forth with other members. I've been more of a lurker on this board but have used it many times for research when I travel. I am grateful for this site as it has helped me have many wonderful experiences. One of them being meeting Chanelle.
I was in BA in January for a couple of weeks. It was my first time there and after doing a couple weeks in Rio beforehand, I found BA dissapointing compared to the garotas in Brazil. I must have went to every single Private apartment in the city and was hard-pressed to find one girl that looked remotely similar to their photos. Boliches were ok. But the prices were ridiculous.I decided to search the forum for info and found Chanelle's pics randomly in some posts. I was glad to see real un-photoshopped pics of a hot curvy blonde. When I met her, that's what I got.But not only was she hot, she was really fun and intelligent. Her english is excellent. Very refreshing after trying to negotiate all my filthy kinks in broken spanish with girls that can't speak a word of english.
We met outside my apartment first and went for a drink. We chatted for a bit and had a great time. I was having fun talking with her but didn't want to take up too much time chatting when we could be fucking. She was thinking the same and we went back to my apartment. Once in the elevator we started kissing. The elevator had a mirror so I could watch as my hands went up and down her body squeezing her natural tits and curvy ass. She is a great kisser and very passionate. Once inside my apartment I undressed her and felt her soft, smooth light skin. I prefer natural girls and don'l like implants or botox. She's all natural and just like her pics. She began with a long BBBJ and dt. She was down there for a while and really enjoyed what she was doing. I explained to her beforehand that I like to get rimmed so after alot of sloppy BBBJ she did a serious a rimjob and then some alternating between the two. Absolutely perfect for me. I could've blown my load then but I had to try some DATY and rj on her. I had her turn around for me to show me that beautiful ass of hers. I love seeing all putas this way. For me it's like everything leads up the point when I get a girl to turn around and show me her ass. I dug in there and she responded well. She liked what I was doing and was ready for some cock. We doggied for a while and swtich to mish. I had to go back to doggie to see that little Argentinian butthole of hers. I asked about anal beforehand and she said "no" but begged for it in the heat of passion (I guess YMMV but rimming seemed to help.). The view of my cock in her ass and blonde hair on her back was just fantastic. I wasn't long before I pulled out, took off the dome, and plastered her with a massive load. I was just spent. We showered and she stayed for some more convo. I enjoyed her company and suggested we meet again. She is so into sex it was great. I told her I wanted a 3way but I specifically wanted a girl to give me rj while I get a BJ or fuck. Try explaining that in broken spanish (believe me I have.). It's great that she can speak english. I definately recommend her if you need someone to set things up for you or as a guide. We met a couple of days later and my fantasy was completed. I'll post that review another time.
I definately recommend her if you need someone to set things up for you or as a guide. Great report, but you left out one important thing: how much did you pay her? Also, do you have any contact information? Thanks in advance.
Great report, but you left out one important thing: how much did you pay her? Also, do you have any contact information? Thanks in advance.I agree to Jackson's suggestion to discuss prices directly with girls of your interest through PM's or phone calls.
You can always send your PM to Chanelle herself who is a regular member of the forum.
Thank you Rchurback for the detailed and exciting report, I got kind of horny recalling all we did.
I agree with Joe and Jackson that it's better to PM me for information.
Besos!
Chanelle.
I agree to Jackson's suggestion to discuss prices directly with girls of your interest through PM's or phone calls.
You can always send your PM to Chanelle herself who is a regular member of the forum.
I agree to Jackson's suggestion to discuss prices directly with girls of your interest through PM's or phone calls.
You can always send your PM to Chanelle herself who is a regular member of the forum. Since when, when asked, is it now taboo to talk pricing. WTF, no wonder the chica reviews are far and few between. Totally ligit question from one member to another. Since when has El Heffe banned such disussion. Such a waste, damn near every post on the local boards qoutes prices and service. Since when have we become so high and mighty! Just my dos centavos. Happy Mongering All. Toymann.
P. S. It wasn't that long ago that Chanel was a 200 peso per hour provider. Just check the AP and local boards.
As for service, the report is quite clear on what I do. As for price...what matters to you anyway? You`re out of my client´s list. I told you so by PM and to your face when we were at Jackson´s. Do you need a telegram as well? Let me know where to send it and I will. With pleasure.
Regards,
Chanelle.
Since when, when asked, is it now taboo to talk pricing. WTF, no wonder the chica reviews are far and few between. Totally ligit question from one member to another. Since when has El Heffe banned such disussion. Such a waste, damn near every post on the local boards qoutes prices and service. Since when have we become so high and mighty! Just my dos centavos. Happy Mongering All. Toymann.
P. S. It wasn't that long ago that Chanel was a 200 peso per hour provider. Just check the AP and local boards.
Since when, when asked, is it now taboo to talk pricing. WTF, no wonder the chica reviews are far and few between. Totally legit question from one member to another. Since when has El Heffe banned such discussion. Such a waste, damn near every post on the local boards quotes prices and service. Since when have we become so high and mighty! Just my dos centavos. Happy Mongering All. Toymann.
P. S. It wasn't that long ago that Chanel was a 200 peso per hour provider. Just check the AP and local boards. Greetings everyone,
This is a copy of the original post on this subject:
Greetings everyone,
I've deleted a couple of recent posts whose intention was to goad XXXXXX into publicly posting her prices and services.
My intent is to put a stop to these "How much of a puta are you? " type of questions whose only purpose is to titillate the prurient interests of the poster, some of whom apparently get their thrills by challenging chicas into publicly "admitting" what they do. Thus I am terminating these pointlessly degrating challenges.
If you want to know what she will do and / or what she charges, then contact her.
After you have had a session with her, you are welcome to write about your experience in all its detail.
Thanks,
JacksonAs you can read, members are not permitted to publicly goad escorts into posting their prices and services, this limitation being effected for the aforementioned reasons.
However, members are not limited in any way from posting their own experiences with an escort, including posting details of the services they received and the prices they were quoted and/or paid.
Thanks,
Jackson
Greetings everyone,
This is a copy of the original post on this subject:
As you can read, members are not permitted to publicly goad escorts into posting their prices and services, this limitation being effected for the aforementioned reasons.
However, members are not limited in any way from posting their own experiences with an escort, including posting details of the services they received and the prices they were quoted and / or paid.
Thanks,
JacksonAs usual you miss the point silly Puta. My comment related to one member asking another for pricing info (Check the posts below!). Your post is totally unrelated and self serving as usual. Thought you had better english. LOL. Guesse Not! Happy Mongering All. Toymann
Great report, but you left out one important thing: how much did you pay her? Also, do you have any contact information? Thanks in advance.As you can see one member is asking another member for information. It has absolutely nothing to do with "goading" the silly puta. Happy Mongering All. Toymann
You'll never be in peace with yourself for my not letting misers like you fuck me. I'm SO sorry but I think it's time to get over it. Or do you plan to continue with these silly comments against me everytime someone writes something positive about me? Are you that hurt I rejected your dirty $200?
Get over it, man.
Just to save you the trouble, I'll forsee your answer: "silly puta" "you totally missed the point","you don't understand","your English isn't good enogh"
Whatever you want.
But you still want to fuck me but you can't. Because I don't do misers. Deal with it already and get a life of your own.
See you soon at dinner again, hon.
As you can see one member is asking another member for information. It has absolutely nothing to do with "goading" the silly puta. Happy Mongering All. Toymann
Jackson-I find myself looking at the local argentine boards more and more. I put them into babel fish and with some knowledge of local slang, they make interesting reading.
I was a onetime customer of ms chanelle after her weight loss. She was charging 250 for a very long hour and gives great head-09. 0 on a 0-10. 0 scale. I never repeated because subsequent discussion her new policy of charging strictly by the hour and price increases. One time she told me that she would not come out in the rain for less than 500 pesos, so I took her off of my cell phone.
Other than her english skills, she has nothing besides good head to offer. Try bella or sweet jazmine for some english skills, hot near perfect slender bodies and less yankee-like heavy sales routine.
As for price. What matters to you anyway? You`re out of my client's list.
Chanelle. So I am out of YOUR client list! IALOTFLMAO! It's this type of silly puta banter that makes me question El Jeffe's policy pertaining to unrestricted puta posts.
For the record, YOU DON't HAVE A CLIENT LIST, only in your imagination. I saw you many years ago when you were somewhat chunky. A year ot so later I saw you after you had lost some weight. It has been at least 2 years since I saw you. On both occassions you charged 200 pesos.
About a year ago you were giving one of the senior members on the board the pricing run around asking for 400 pesos an hour and then wouldn't even leave your apartment for less than 500. Remember? I sent you a PM asking why your rates had doubled. You responded with a bunch of blather. I responded on the board that you had been afflicted with "golden pussy syndrome". You got all pissy and had your say.
Under no circumstances would I ever consider seeing you since our last (and only second) encounter many years ago. Both your appearance and skills only warrant about 200 pesos in todays market. As many who know me on this board can attest, I am hardly a miser monger. My blackbook list starts at 250 pesos girlfriend.
Sorry, but you keep insinuating that you somehow dumped me! IALOTFLMAO! Your "new" body is hardly my type. Some fellas may enjoy saggy horrid titties and cellutlite thighs, just not I.
In fact, you assume affiliation with with others all the time if you think it somehow works to your advantage. You just posted a few days ago that YOU and Bella were friends and still worked together. Would you like to comment on the state of affairs between you and Bella. Please do. Your pattern of operation has always been misdirection and exaggeration. Bella is a very nice girl indeed. Are you still buddies? Do you still work together? Or is it all just bullshit so you can play off of her exellent reputation.
You brought this on yourself silly puta by continuing to insinuate that YOU somehow dumped me. What a silly fanatsy created in your pea-sized puta brain. Suggest you stick to the facts and read the posts more carefully.
This all started when you attached a member regarding his question to another member about pricing. Totally inappropriate behavior silly puty. Happy Mongering All. Toymann
Try bella or sweet jazmine for some english skills, hot near perfect slender bodies and less yankee-like heavy sales routine.Both lovely gals reasonably priced with KILLER SKILLS! Super fit and toned bodies! Yummy!
Always remember Bob that Chanel has fewer posts because mongers want to keep her too themselves (her words). IALOTFLMAO! Silly Puta with delusions of beauty. Happy Mongering All. Toymann
This all started when you attached a member regarding his question to another member about pricing. Totally inappropriate behavior silly puty. Happy Mongering All. ToymannJust to set the record straight, since I am the one who first asked the question about pricing, Chanelle did not attack me. In fact, no one attacked me. It's just that no one answered my question. But that's okay, since I got an idea about pricing from the various posts, and what I read seems reasonable.
Toymann, you seem to have a bug up your ass regarding Chanelle. Why don't you just drop it and let bygones be bygones?
Chanelle, I will be in BA the first week of April and I would like to sample your skills-and your body (AND Bella's AND Jazmin's, and a few others as well). I will be contacting you.
Gentlemen: I do not normally get involved in the inane banter between members which is posted just to hurt or humiliate a woman. But, Toymann has gone over the line and has posted his personal feelings about a member that should have remained private between Chanelle and him.
If a working girl who is a member requests that her private cell or prices not be posted, but is to be discussed in private, then as a matter of respect for both parties, the subject should remain private. Performance is another matter. The service should be as advertised. The comments about Chanelle by Toymann are over the line and perhaps violated Jackson's rules and should have been deleted.
If you have a personal problem with a member, then keep it private. It is your problem. Don't use her services. Chanelle did not say Toymann had a small dick, a fat stomach, a weak ass and poor tongue technique, which is personal but might be inaccurate and vindictive.
Toymann attacked Chanelle personally and not just her comments. Toymann's comments were not appropriate in an open forum, in my opinion.
Be A Man. Tell her your personal feelings in private. It does not make you more masculine or manly to attack a woman in the open forum. You put her on the defensive in a man's forum- that is not fair play.
In order to acquit herself in the open forum she must reveal personal and private matters about you and attack your prowess, manliness, physique, technique, and perhaps your parsimoniousness, which does not benefit her or you, and defeats the purpose of open discussion in the forum about talent, not the individual attributes of the respective parties. For non-forum members-they are fair game. But members are members and should be respected as such. There is a place for personal disagreement-the private email section. Use It.
Well that is my two cents. Let the dialogue begin.
MB
For the open forum concerning members the old saying is the most appropriate: "If you cannot say anything good then say nothing at all"
Just to set the record straight, since I am the one who first asked the question about pricing, Chanelle did not attack me. In fact, no one attacked me. It's just that no one answered my question. But that's okay, since I got an idea about pricing from the various posts, and what I read seems reasonable.
Toymann, you seem to have a bug up your ass regarding Chanelle. Why don't you just drop it and let bygones be bygones?
Chanelle, I will be in BA the first week of April and I would like to sample your skills-and your body (AND Bella's AND Jazmin's, and a few others as well). I will be contacting you.
Admittedly, attacked was the wrong word. My point was you asked a normal question of another member of the forumn and the puta jumped in, misquoted the forumn rules, which I have an issue with regardless of who the puta is dude. This was my only point. The rest of my posts were just in response to the puta lipping off. Figured it was fair to respond. My dos centavos. Toymann
Toymann has gone over the line and has posted his personal feelings about a member that should have remained private between Chanelle and him. "
When did that exactly happen dude. Most if not all of my comments past the first observation were in responses to the putas posts. Not quite figuring your point here. Never in the past, in my 5 years posting on the forumn, has anyone objected to sharing pricing information on specific putas. This subject has never been off limits in my experience. If I am in error then please correct me with the facts please.
If a working girl who is a member requests that her private cell or prices not be posted, but is to be discussed in private, then as a matter of respect for both parties, the subject should remain private.
You're opinion, not mine, but you are certainly welcome to it!
You put her on the defensive in a man's forum- that is not fair play.
What are you smoking dude. Have you never before read some of Chanel's past posts. She has little trouble expressing her opinion on most if not ALL topics. A shrinking violet she is not. IALOTFLMAO
In order to acquit herself in the open forum she must reveal personal and private matters about you and attack your prowess, manliness, physique, technique, and perhaps your parsimoniousness, which does not benefit her or you, and defeats the purpose of open discussion in the forum about talent, not the individual attributes of the respective parties.
Really? Why didn't she just stick with the issue I brought up about forumn policy regarding puta pricing. Suggest you ask her. LOL.
For the open forum concerning members the old saying is the most appropriate: "If you cannot say anything good then say nothing at all
Well, what an exciting forumn this would be if we adopted you're philosophy. IALOTFLMAO. Guessing you live in San Fransisco dude. Peace out! Happy Mongering All. Toymann
PS. This is a copy of your post from 10-31-09 regarding girls from a private apartment.
"Nice Post but you forgot to put the names of the chicas with the pic and the price for the service.
Otherwise the privado seems to have some very nice talent.
Thanks "
I guesse pricing discussion is ok when YOU are looking for the info dude. LOL. Me smells a 1040 puta poster here!
Chivalry isn't dead. If we aren't going to discuss providers, service and price, we can become TRIP ADVISOR and Jackson can install a flite information system and sell tickets and hotel.
Mr white knight[s]: If you know that lady well and have been a happy client and repeat customer, I can understand. If you haven't met her in person or been with her once, get it together.
Search the toymann's past reviews and all the intel he has provided over the years. Then search the lady, and see what she has contributed beyond marketing herself and emotional outbursts.
Why is toymann negative? Read the posts. His posts have content and are more than emotional outbursts. You are free to disaggree and see her everyday that you are in town.
Search the toymann's past reviews and all the intel he has provided over the years. Then search the lady, and see what she has contributed beyond marketing herself and emotional outbursts.
No offense to Toymann but I would bet a thorough look through AP would show more "emotional outbursts" on his part than outbursts by Chanelle. Now, turnabout being fairplay, the Doggboy can get exercised every now and then as well.
A disclaimer, I have never met Chanelle and I may never meet Chanelle. She charges more than I ordinarily pay to get laid. That said, she can charge 1, 000p for all I care. It's her business. Why is that so many posters on AP are died in the wool advocates of the free enterprise system when it comes to their own business practices, but God forbid if a gato wants to traipse on down the road of what the market will bear? Just wondering.
She charges more than I ordinarily pay to get laid. That said, she can charge 1, 000p for all I care. It's her business. Why is that so many posters on AP are died in the wool advocates of the free enterprise system when it comes to their own business practices, but God forbid if a gato wants to traipse on down the road of what the market will bear? Just wondering.This issue for me Dogg, if you go back to the where I started all this (LOL) , is my concern that we have a puta on the board trying to diminish the exchange of free information about the cost of her services as it is being discussed between members (not herself). Kinda thought that was clear in my first post but maybe not? I don't give a damn about what any puta charges. The point of this board, as I see it, is twofold. First, the exchange of puta related information for experienced mongers. Second, the education of newbies on the BA scene, shall we say. I object when I see a puta on the board trying to run interferrence on anything related to confounding these two objectives. I have quite a few argie buddies I have collected over the years and THEY unnanimously agree that putas have no place on a website such as this, as it is quite well recognized that the putas just end up causing trouble. That is the argie position as I understand it. I don't hold the same position exactly. I just feel that their contributions need to be corraled from time to time. In the past 6 months we have seen safe sex lectures, abuse of the PM system, misinterpreation of forumn rules, attempts at "outing" members, etc. All related to a small group of the girls on this board. I have attempted to be the voice of reason on this topic and am not alone in my perception of this issue.
As far as the Chanel banter is concerned, most of my posting is just a response to her goofy lipping off. Just can't help myself. LOL.
As far as the emotional posts go? Go figure dude. Didn't realize you percieved my posts that way. I will review them thoroughly to see if your comment has merit.
Happy Mongering All. Toymann
Epiloug. Ok Dogg, after reviewing you're recent posts I think I get it. Suggest you stop supporting the "sexy little bottle rocket" and focus on the issue as I have outlined. If I didn't do an adequate job explaining my point, then so be it. Hope you "get" where I am coming from now. It has little to do with the puta bottle rocket other than she does seem to find herself in the middle of these issues somewhat frequently. I will never understand why on a men's forumn about putas some of the members pull this 1040 stuff about the putas. If ya think chanel is going to treat ya special in exchange for the support then are you in for a surprise. The buyer beware. LOL.
ps. hope you're hip is getting better dude. That injury can be a b*tch to rehab.
Sweet Bella
02-14-11, 16:12
Guys,
Please, calm down
and Happy Valentine's day to all of you
TejanoLibre
02-14-11, 18:58
Both lovely gals reasonably priced with KILLER SKILLS! Super fit and toned bodies! Yummy!
Always remember Bob that Chanel has fewer posts because mongers want to keep her too themselves (her words). IALOTFLMAO! Silly Puta with delusions of beauty. Happy Mongering All. ToymannI only have one question.
Does Chanelle have ¨ Mud Flaps? '
Mud Flaps, in case you don't know would be those protruding folds of skin from her ¨Famous Anus Cookie. ¨
Hate those things!
TL.
P. S. The Toymann is correct!
This site is dedicated to HELPING us mongers get the Best Bang for the Buck from the Best Providers!
Pricing is info. That MUST be shared!
It's not a fucking secret!
If she won't post her pricing and tries to keep it a secret then she is trying to FUCK us out of as much money as she can get!
TYPICAL ARGENTINE BUSINESS MODEL!
Maybe 200p from Toymann and then fucks the next guy out of 400p for the same service.
NOT COOL!
The comments about Chanelle by Toymann are over the line and perhaps violated Jackson's rules and should have been deleted.
If you have a personal problem with a member, then keep it private. MB
For the open forum concerning members the old saying is the most appropriate: "If you cannot say anything good then say nothing at all"
She charges more than I ordinarily pay to get laid. That said, she can charge 1,000p for all I care. It's her business. Why is that so many posters on AP are died in the wool advocates of the free enterprise system when it comes to their own business practices, but God forbid if a gato wants to traipse on down the road of what the market will bear? Just wondering.Hi Toyman,
I'm with Mbronzini and Doggboy in this. If you don't like Chanelle or you think she charges too much, then don't see her, but I don't see your rational for continuously berating her in a public forum.
Let it go bro.
Thanks,
Jackson
Hi Toyman,
I'm with Mbronzini and Doggboy in this. If you don't like Chanelle or you think she charges too much, then don't see her, but I don't see your rational for continuously berating her in a public forum.
Let it go bro.
Thanks,
JacksonOk dude. Going forward I will no longer comment on any of the chica posts on the board, no matter how silly they me be. Just one nugget for you though, El Jeffe. When was the last time TL and I agreed on something? LOL. It appears that we are now moving into the socialist period of AP. So be it. I expect that just like america in just under two years clearer heads may prevail.
Happy Mongering All. Toymann.
Ps. Thanks for the presidential endorsement White Kitty. I will have to respectfully decline as the country appears to have fallen under socialist / communist rule where my open communication skills would not be appreciated. Thanks for the endorsement though. I expect that going forward all communication on AP will follow under the new rules of engagement."If you have nothing NICE to say, then say NOTHING". I can hardly wait to watch these new rules applied to the political thread. IALOTFLMAO!
Pps. just for the record El Jeffe. This discussion had nothing what so ever to do with my like or dislike of Chanel. Saw her twice many years ago and have never made contact requesting a date since. If you read the thread more thoroughly you should get it! It's all about the way the putas have been behaving on the board lately and I have hardly singled Chanel out in this regard. We can agree to disagree buddy. I'm totally good with that! See ya in just over a month, you're buying the first round of empanadas.
Warning. Thread derailment incoming.
1. Ditto with the Dogg with my own personal clarification. I don't think Jackson is saying or imposing socialist rule or whatever interpretation along those lines you're implying. You want to say some chica wasn't worth. To you. Whatever price she charged which you must have at least once willingly paid to be with her or that you never paid but astonished she'd quote. Fine by me. And I think that's what this board is for. To present the subjective opinions of various members on quality, price or whatever other info we want to pass. Based on that info and your own credibility here on the board, people will make their own informed choices. Going beyond that to insult frankly a person who can't possibly hurt you even if she was the worst you ever had, ripped you off, etc seems petty. End of day, you are likely in a vastly better life position than she, so why rub it in even if you are totally in the right? Just saying you didn't have a good time is I believe enough. I think that's what a caballero is at any rate.
2. Not being able to give your review of a chica, which may or may not include price info, would be the antithesis of this board. Met Jackson multiple times, and various members over the years. Pretty sure no one supports that so any implication you make that's what el Jefe is trying to do rings pretty hollow. It's not what you said, it's the how.
3. The last two chicas I was with I paid 800 and 700 pesos respectively. We had a nice time, full dinner outing, no clock running all night and she left in the morning when I wanted her to leave. But sex with one was so-so and the other rocked my boat. So I thought one was worth it, the other wasn't. I will be repeating, many times, with the one, but not the other. That's free market at work. When I post my private forum reviews and / or photos at some point, I will say what I liked, and didn't like. And some people will make their choices based on it, or not. But I'm not going to needlessly bash her or say my inability to call the one I didn't have that great a time with a "silly puta" is censorship. Most the guys I know on this board just want to know did she do what she advertised, did she not do what she advertised, and was there any bait and switch of price / services quoted.
Usually avoid quoting prices paid and just state price asked for because I've had my own run-ins with the price police but I figure it's worth it this time.
/thread derailment and flame suit on.
Ok dude. Going forward I will no longer comment on any of the chica posts on the board, no matter how silly they me be. Just one nugget for you though, El Jeffe. When was the last time TL and I agreed on something? LOL. It appears that we are now moving into the socialist period of AP. So be it. I expect that just like america in just under two years clearer heads may prevail. (etc)
You kill me mpexy! Don't you realize El Jeffe and I are friends and the passage you quoted was solely intended as a joke! Dumb SHIT!
I am sure that El Jeffe got a chuckle from my last post. We are both big enough that we don't offend easily and DO enjoy each others company in spite of the fact we don't always agree! What a crazy concept!
I am sure that a wild-ass liberal ***** like yourself is surely totally unfamiilar with the concept that you can disagree with someone and NOT BE OFFENDED!
I searched you're last 50 posts and found NOT a single chica review for the membership. Please save me the lecture on YOU'RE chica experiences! I have slowed down on my chica posts over the years but still always post one gem for the membership each trip. Furthermore, I have many times in the past sent both experienced and newbie mongers rec's on hot, reasonablly and more high-end priced chicas without any concern for pro quid pro.
Your chica posting history speaks volumes about your credibility buddy. LOL.
Enough said Mplexy. I've had my say here. Now I'll return a PM regarding some choice puta rec's to a member who has written many solidchica reviews. Suggest you start contributing some chica info and you might be surprised what comes your way. Reading you're post it's clear to me that not only do you not GET IT but most likely you never will!
Suggest you not send me such a request for chica info as you are now persona non-grata, you judgemental hypocrite. Happy Mongering All. Toymann
Like taking candy from a baby. I suppose "dumb shit" is the monger insult equivalent to "silly puta" yes? Keep it up, it just shows your class.
You kill me mpexy! Don't you realize El Jeffe and I are friends and the passage you quoted was solely intended as a joke! Dumb SHIT!
I am sure that El Jeffe got a chuckle from my last post. We are both big enough that we don't offend easily and DO enjoy each others company in spite of the fact we don't always agree! What a crazy concept!
I am sure that a wild-ass liberal * like yourself is surely totally unfamiilar with the concept that you can disagree with someone and NOT BE OFFENDED!
I searched you're last 50 posts and found NOT a single chica review for the membership. Please save me the lecture on YOU'RE chica experiences! I have slowed down on my chica posts over the years but still always post one gem for the membership each trip. Furthermore, I have many times in the past sent both experienced and newbie mongers rec's on hot, reasonablly and more high-end priced chicas without any concern for pro quid pro.
Your chica posting history speaks volumes about your credibility buddy. LOL.
Enough said Mplexy. I've had my say here. Now I'll return a PM regarding some choice puta rec's to a member who has written many solidchica reviews. Suggest you start contributing some chica info and you might be surprised what comes your way. Reading you're post it's clear to me that not only do you not GET IT but most likely you never will!
Suggest you not send me such a request for chica info as you are now persona non-grata, you judgemental hypocrite. Happy Mongering All. Toymann
Gentlemen,
The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange of information between Men on the subject of finding Women for Sex.
Let's get back to the subject.
Thank You,
Jackson
Rock Harders
02-15-11, 19:57
Toymann-
I think you need to prescribe yourself a daily 2mg bar of Xanax, maybe smoke a joint or two, and then go out into your backyard and shoot squirrels or something because I am sensing some major bottled up angst and misdirected energy on your part. The girl in question is probably a disgusting washed up pig at this point who charges way too much for her services; if that is a fact, state it, and move on. There is no need to berate the girl repeatedly as a "puta". Yes, the girl rents her pussy for a living, but there is no need to make her feel even worse about herself than she probably already does. She is a human being after all with feelings, a family, and maybe children she is trying to pay for. No, I have never met this women, I will never meet this women, and I have absolutely no interest in meeting any women that multiple members of this board have had their way with. Why put down people who are so clearly below your level?
Suerte,
Rock Harders
Meforu 2000
02-15-11, 23:02
Hey toyman.
I'm in your corner, but what the f. K is a 1040 puta poster? Give them hell
Enjoying your posts, I am a low class monger I try the ones that are 30pesos to 150 pesos putas and thats on the high end of it. Please keep on with your informative posts. Putas are putas they have no feelings, if they can roll you they will. But I say puta with respect LOL.
Meforu2000
Three years ago, I was sitting talking with cigar Eric at La mad, and a girl I must have taken a dozen time over the years for about 150-200 peso, was sitting in the table next to me. Some guy who spoke bad Spanish, and little English, I think he was German, but I am guessing. Came over and talk to her friend in the same table. He ask her friend to come over to his hotel later that night, and how much it would cost. She said 300. He said OK. Gave her a piece of paper. I guess with the room and hotel address. Then the girl who I had taken a dozen time or more, started telling her friend in Spanish, 'don't ask for the money up front, wait until you are finished then tell him 300 euros. If he complains, start yelling and make a scene and he will pay you. Say when you said 300, you meant euros.
I got ticked off they where going to screw this guy, but he was gone, so I could not warn him.
I don't know if she got the 300 euros, but my guess is she did.
I've taken her many time, and she never tried that on me. After that, I decided I was not going to repeat with her anymore.
Anyway the reason this board is good, it that people post prices and quality of service, so people know what to expect.
The only reason I can see why someone would try to keep the prices hidden, is to get as much as they can. If some newbie come to them, the can screw him. If someone know what they are doing, they will charge less.
If she says she charges depending on the service (think I read that below) , then she can list extra 50 for BBBJ or extra for Completo etc.
If she does not want to list her prices, and Jackson says she does not have to, then guys who visit her should at least list what they paid, and the service they ago. That is normal info on this board.
Tessan
AllIWantIsLove
02-16-11, 01:25
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If she does not want to list her prices, and Jackson says she does not have to, ...
TessanI don't recall Jackson placing any restriction on what information you can ask for in a PM.
Bob
Inquiring minds want to know about your mega sexy all nighter. The woman who can blow your mind repeatedly over a longer time period is why the toymann first developed and interest in toys. Talk about how to keep things going with an orgasmic sex expert for 5 hours.
OK-guy-set the board afire with a great review: location, description and over PM contact data. That's what made AP jewel and why Jackson is no longer doing his day job.
So some of the AP boys maybe were not as polite as true gentlemen in reaction to a puta's postings. White knighting a lady in distress is what all of our momas taught us as kids.
AP has become boring. Let's all shake in up with more of what made AP great: reviews, talking about who does what; that parilla with very good meat at a reasonable price; ladies and life. Discussing each others' posting styles {meta-posting] is BORING.
I tried several times to get the discussion on track with my first post, To no avail, even with El Jeffe. Oh, toymann stop abusing the puta. Wah! Wah! Wah!
What total garbage. Thanks boys for redirecting the discussion to where I tried to direct it!
Hey Rock. I know you were just trying to bait me. Better luck next time!
Liberal be*tchs, kiss my colita!
El Jeffe, love ya man, BUT, read the post from the beginning and stop playing up to the board putas!
TL, go figure, I may have to rethink my position on you dude. I stand corrected!
Glad some of you got the message I was trying to send!
Bobby, as always, you hit the nail on the head!
Happy Mongering All. Happy Toymann
Hey toyman.
I'm in your corner, but what the f. K is a 1040 puta poster? Give them hell
Meforu2000I may have gotten the numbers wrong dude. I understand that the "1040" refers to dudes on the local boards that just post, often bullshit posts, pimping a girl in the hopes that they might get better or advanced services from the girl in exchange for the glowing post. IE. KISSING THE PUTA COLITA on a forumn. Please review previous posts on this thread for specific examples. IALOTFLMAO!
Happy Mongering All. Toymann
Guys I want to thank you all for good, bad and confusing experiences, for all have helped.
Fortunately, I finally found what I was looking for as regards love and personal achievements. Those who want to "say good-bye" to an AP LEGEND, can contact me till Sunday included. After then, I will literally smash my work phone and get a different number.
All of you helped me get a little push to give this step further. So I thank you all and, believe me, I'll never forget most of you!
Good luck to the girls!
Besos to everybody.
Chanelle.
Member #3320
05-04-11, 02:48
Good Riddance.
Though, it may be short lived. I bet she will be back here, after few months or few years.
" to an AP LEGEND" Maybe now and only NOW will El Jeffe, finally figure it out! We can only hope! IALOTFLMAO! Happy Mongering All. Toymann
Move on to bigger and better things. I have not always appreciated your postings, but you made AP a more interesting place.
Keep writing! But not here.
An AP Legend? Give me a break.
I banged this babe and I can say she is worth 200 to 250 AR. But a Legend?
What some mongers refer to as the woman's value is actually describing the value they place on getting off. Like some drink cheap wine and love it, others will turn their nose up and go for a more refined and expensive bottle. Which is better and which has more value will depend on the buyer. Equating ones experience with the value of the person is just wrong and hurtful. One can choose to participate in a business interaction or not, but to devalue someone as a human is vile.
What would you guys charge to be with a women 25 years older than you, out of shape, potentially disgusting, potentially abusive, etc. Etc?
Shadowsme8
05-05-11, 13:06
What some mongers refer to as the woman's value is actually describing the value they place on getting off. Like some drink cheap wine and love it, others will turn their nose up and go for a more refined and expensive bottle. Which is better and which has more value will depend on the buyer. Equating ones experience with the value of the person is just wrong and hurtful. One can choose to participate in a business interaction or not, but to devalue someone as a human is vile.
What would you guys charge to be with a women 25 years older than you, out of shape, potentially disgusting, potentially abusive, etc. Etc? Well put, if one does not want your company, don't call.
Many do not have mirrors here I assume, this enterprise is all about choices, no need for name calling, but if it makes one feel better, indulge.
Your business is risky, you of course know this, and if the roles were reversed who wouldn't want to make each interaction most profitable.
Good business sense
Shadow8
I must say the chick has balls.
Guys and gals we need need to celebrate the skill and effectiveness of this woman's intelligence and skill. She retires with 5 open threads devoted solely to promoting her professional services and her beauty: as an independent chica. She also started all these threads her self.
Congratulations and best of luck in all future endeavors!
Hip hip hurray! An AP All Star Retires, but will not be forgotten
You kill me brother. Too Funny! Happy Mongering All. Toymann
ps. El Jeffe. As is consistent with forumn policy you should be eliminating Chanel and her many other handles from the board as she recently announced her "RETIREMENT". Just like Sidney. Am I not correct?
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