STD Fears

[JFKliberal12]

Hi. I am visiting Buenos Aires this June and am hoping for a little advice from people who know what their talking about. I am totally new to all this. I know this may seem stupid because I have not heard any complaints, but how can you make sure to stay safe health wise. Getting with a beautiful argentine chica seems absolutely incredible. Except for the possibility of an STD. I mean DATY is a dream. That I feel could turn into a nightmare. Are you guys confident about the health factor? Also, does anyone have any info on Vicky? She is really quite beautiful to me but there is absolutely nothing about her which makes me a bit concerned. Any advice you guys could give would be very much appreciated.

Mejores deseos

[Wild Walleye]

Hi. I am visiting Buenos Aires this June and am hoping for a little advice from people who know what their talking about.Start at the beginning. Read about the different types of opportunities of which a newbie can easily avail himself: privados (brothels) , biloches (clubs where the girls are there specifically to go home with you) , and independent chicas (call girls). Don't just jump at specific chicas until you have an idea of what type of arrangement you'd like (I suggest all three).

For someone new to both Bs As and mongering, I can't stress enough the wisdom of sticking to well-reviewed, star performers. If you put in the time, you can find great looking, wonderful chicas with whom you can spend good times. Don't screw it up by getting all jazzed up by some bait & switch chica photos on the web. Trust, but verify.


I am totally new to all this.You've come to the right places (Bs As and AP). Within both of these communities it is customary for men to enjoy the finer things in life.


I know this may seem stupid because I have not heard any complaints,Guess you're not married.


but how can you make sure to stay safe health wise.Follow the advice of the Burger King, 'wrap the whopper. '


Getting with a beautiful argentine chica seems absolutely incredible. Except for the possibility of an STD. I mean DATY is a dream. That I feel could turn into a nightmare. Are you guys confident about the health factor? Read the many threads on STDs. My opinion, which is worth what you've paid for it, is that DATY and BBBJ are fairly safe pursuits with very low probabilities of STD transmission. However, you have to make up your own mind as to what risks you are willing to take. You also need to take into consideration what little you know about the chica.


Also, does anyone have any info on Vicky?No, but I've seen those pics before. I think that she has been reviewed herein, however, most internet chicas in Bs As have about ten names.


She is really quite beautiful to me but there is absolutely nothing about her which makes me a bit concerned.You're kidding, right? Here I thought I was helping a newbie but, it sounds more like a shill. Guess I should have read the whole post before responding.


Any advice you guys could give would be very much appreciated.See above and if as I suspect you're trying to soft-sell this chica, buzz off.

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[Jackson]

Hi. I am visiting Buenos Aires this June and am hoping for a little advice from people who know what their talking about. I am totally new to all this. I know this may seem stupid because I have not heard any complaints, but how can you make sure to stay safe health wise. Getting with a beautiful argentine chica seems absolutely incredible. Except for the possibility of an STD. I mean DATY is a dream. That I feel could turn into a nightmare. Are you guys confident about the health factor? Also, does anyone have any info on Vicky? She is really quite beautiful to me but there is absolutely nothing about her which makes me a bit concerned. Any advice you guys could give would be very much appreciated.

Mejores deseosZedonkey12,

You're right! You will most certainly catch an STD if you fuck the girls here in BA.

It's much safer fucking girls in the USA.

If I were you, I'd stay home.

Thanks,

Jackson

[Toymann]

Good one El Jeffe. Happy Mongering All. Toymann

[Lorenzo]

Zedonkey12,

You're right! You will most certainly catch an STD if you fuck the girls here in BA.

It's much safer fucking girls in the USA.

If I were you, I'd stay home.

Thanks,

JacksonGiven his command of English, or rather his lack of it, I seriously doubt that the USA is his home.

[Wild Walleye]

The best comeback (IMO) to this sales approach was delivered by an outlaw named Josie Wales:

Carpetbagger: Your young friend could use some help.

[holds up a bottle of patent medicine]

Carpetbagger: This is it. One dollar a bottle. It works wonders on wounds.

Josey Wales: Works wonders on just about everything, eh?

Carpetbagger: It can do most anything.

Josey Wales: [spits tobacco juice on the carpetbagger's coat] How is it with stains?

I'll bring along a little Redman Golden Blend with me next time.

[JFKliberal12]

Given his command of English, or rather his lack of it, I seriously doubt that the USA is his home.Hey Lorenzo, where did you get you Ph. D from? Sorry I posted in the wrong forum, but damn, why such sarcasm and hostility? Walley, I do appreciate your advice, I really don't know much about this at all. If shill means scam-not at all-same for soft shell. I don't know what that means. I was simply confused that such an attractive chick had no reviews.

Jackson, why the nasty sarcasm? I'm obviously new to this and simply concerned about health. You make it seem that I think Buenos Aires chicks will unequivocally have STD's. I was just querying the field of people who actually know about Buenos Aires escorts to get a sense of the risk and prevalence of STD's here.

Sorry for bad etiquette I guess

[Lorenzo]

Hey Lorenzo, where did you get you Ph. D from? MIT, since you asked.

[TejanoLibre]

Hi. I am visiting Buenos Aires this June and am hoping for a little advice from people who know what their talking about. I am totally new to all this. I know this may seem stupid because I have not heard any complaints, but how can you make sure to stay safe health wise. Getting with a beautiful argentine chica seems absolutely incredible. Except for the possibility of an STD. I mean DATY is a dream. That I feel could turn into a nightmare. Are you guys confident about the health factor? Also, does anyone have any info on Vicky? She is really quite beautiful to me but there is absolutely nothing about her which makes me a bit concerned. Any advice you guys could give would be very much appreciated.

Mejores deseos

What's the worst thing that could happen to you :

So you get A. I. D. S, live 25 years longer, get fat as shit, open movie theaters, become an NBA Broadcaster and STILL fuck girls at the gym in LA!

Could be worse!

It's like Russian Roulette!

You pays your monies and you takes your chances!

The incidence for H. I. V in crime free BA is. 000635!

If you don't fuck Chicks with Dicks, intravenous drug users, trannies, or BOYS then you won't catch shit!

I caught the common cold once here and it was so bad that I WISHED it was AIDS!

Look at " The Rock" or at TL, The Bareback Kings and never even the sniffles!

Pulled out a few butter beans though!

How old are you?

Add twenty years to your life.

Is that good enough?

Do you want to die in a fucking wheel chair with a colostomy bag next to you!

FUCK NO BRO!

I'm leaving on TL's terms!

Death by pussy!

I try it everyday!

Calll me and I will lead you to the promised land!

Let my people CUM!

TL

I did not come here to live I came here to die !

P.S - Get vaccinated for Hep 1 , 2 and 3 if it exist !

DATY all day bubbie !

Never share straws though !

Cleanest girls i've known down here !

[JFKliberal12]

What's the worst thing that could happen to you :

So you get A. I. D. S, live 25 years longer, get fat as shit, open movie theaters, become an NBA Broadcaster and STILL fuck girls at the gym in LA!

Could be worse!

It's like Russian Roulette!

You pays your monies and you takes your chances!

The incidence for H. I. V in crime free BA is. 000635!

If you don't fuck Chicks with Dicks, intravenous drug users, trannies, or BOYS then you won't catch shit!

I caught the common cold once here and it was so bad that I WISHED it was AIDS!

Look at " The Rock" or at TL, The Bareback Kings and never even the sniffles!

Pulled out a few butter beans though!

How old are you?

Add twenty years to your life.

Is that good enough?

Do you want to die in a fucking wheel chair with a colostomy bag next to you!

FUCK NO BRO!

I'm leaving on TL's terms!

Death by pussy!

I try it everyday!

Calll me and I will lead you to the promised land!

Let my people CUM!

TL.

I did not come here to live I came here to die! Someone should write a novel about you expats in Buenos Aires-like a hemingway style expat novel. Maybe Dr. Lorenzo could channel his inner literary genius-o wait-he got his doctorate from MIT so maybe he could just derive a formula to make a computer write it for him.

I appreciate your offer, TL. I might end up giving you a call or sending you a PM.

[TejanoLibre]

Someone should write a novel about you expats in Buenos Aires-like a hemingway style expat novel. Maybe Dr. Lorenzo could channel his inner literary genius-o wait-he got his doctorate from MIT so maybe he could just derive a formula to make a computer write it for him.

I appreciate your offer, TL. I might end up giving you a call or sending you a PM. I fuck for six days and I rest on the seventh!

What does an agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac do at night?

Stays awake all night and wonders if there is a dog!

Call me!

Ramiro

[Lorenzo]

What does an agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac do at night?

Stays awake all night and wonders if there is a dog!

Hey TL,

Did you hear about the Jewish dyslexic who went around saying "yo?"

Or the black dyslexic who called all his friends "orb?"

Or the Hispanic dyslexic who answered every question with "is?"

Or the dyslexic racist who hated gingers?

Or the dyslexic pirate who said "oh-oh-oy?"

Or the dyslexic devil worshiper who sold his soul to Santa?

Or the dyslexic who got thrown out of the piano bar for spitting in the TIPS jar?

Enough for now.

[Jackson]

Jackson, why the nasty sarcasm? I'm obviously new to this and simply concerned about health. You make it seem that I think Buenos Aires chicks will unequivocally have STD's. I was just querying the field of people who actually know about Buenos Aires escorts to get a sense of the risk and prevalence of STD's here.Hi Zedonkey12,

I wasn't trying to be nasty, I was trying to be humorous, and my point was that the risks of getting an STD by fucking a chick here in Buenos Aires is exactly the same as it is fucking a chick anywhere else in the world.

Anyway, if you use a condom, then the entire question is moot, isn't it?

Thanks,

Jackson

[WorldTravel69]

I am 69.

I have spent my last 10 years in South America and 10 or so more years in other world countries. Every six months I have sex disease check up. Always Negative. 70 countries. Oh yes, I had Clap in the USA only. A few times. That needle in the my ass hurt. Big time.

I love to eat pussy, because it gets them off and turns me on.

WT69

[Wild Walleye]

Zedonkey, it was I that turned everyone against you, as the suspicious and sarcastic bastard that I am.

For you see, a scourge upon the good mongers of Bs As is the shill. The shill is usually some douchebag trying to drum up business for some skank who has recently posted her pics on a new thread and declaring that she's open for biz. The flow of your post started out on the right track "I'm new here an to the game, can someone draw me a picture, blah, blah, blah." It was the 'turn' that my suspicion was aroused. You went from asking about the rules of the road and then you seem to be providing the road map to the hidden kingdom. My apologies.

As for STDs if you're a liberal, God will make sure you get one (just kidding). If you wrap it, it's hard to see things going wrong for you.

[Rain Grown]

I am 69.

I have spent my last 10 years in South America and 10 or so more years in other world countries. Every six months I have sex a disease check up. Always Negative. 70 countries. Oh yes, I had Clap in the USA only. A few times. That needle in the my ass hurt. Big time.

I love to eat pussy, because it gets them off and turns me on.

WT69BBBJ's and hpv virus- check it out

[Toymann]

BBBJ's and hpv virus- check it outThe shot works for both men and women dude. Check it out! LOL. Happy Mongering All. Toymann

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