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So I just wanted to share my experience with Mia on Tuesday night. This girl is fucking dynamite! She's a model from London but is living here in Buenos Aires. Where to start. So I contacted her to an email a friend gave me and she replied almost right away. VERY cool funny girl. Polite in her email, informative about who she was, what she does and where she comes from. Sent me some professional modelling pics and also some candid shots so I could tell it was really her and she is better in person than even the modelling shots. She offers a different kind of escort service in that she doesn't charge by hour, rather for the evening. Idea being she goes out with you for drinks, dinner or whatever and then obviously fucks you for however long you want as in she doesn't clock watch atall. And boy does she like to fuck! Every which way and seemed to be very into it also. She gives great head deepthroat etc and let me cum on her face and tits (big, fake and fucking perfect)
I actually had a really good time with her and we got along very well. She's not cheap 800 pesos for the evening but nor does she have golden **** syndrome. I can say it was definately worth it. Even as much as I think I have found a friend in her. Whatever. To summarise: I had a blast, she is hot as shit, doesn't dress cheap and is a fun nice girl with banging tits and ass. All in all a good time gal. My next trip down I will definately be tapping that again.
Hope this is useful- very highly recommended
MiaJohnson
06-02-11, 15:03
So I just wanted to share my experience with Mia on Tuesday night. This girl is fucking dynamite! She's a model from London but is living here in Buenos Aires. Where to start. So I contacted her to an email a friend gave me and she replied almost right away. VERY cool funny girl. Polite in her email, informative about who she was, what she does and where she comes from. Sent me some professional modelling pics and also some candid shots so I could tell it was really her and she is better in person than even the modelling shots. She offers a different kind of escort service in that she doesn't charge by hour, rather for the evening. Idea being she goes out with you for drinks, dinner or whatever and then obviously fucks you for however long you want as in she doesn't clock watch atall. And boy does she like to fuck! Every which way and seemed to be very into it also. She gives great head deepthroat etc and let me cum on her face and tits (big, fake and fucking perfect)
I actually had a really good time with her and we got along very well. She's not cheap 800 pesos for the evening but nor does she have golden * syndrome. I can say it was definately worth it. Even as much as I think I have found a friend in her. Whatever. To summarise: I had a blast, she is hot as shit, doesn't dress cheap and is a fun nice girl with banging tits and ass. All in all a good time gal. My next trip down I will definately be tapping that again.
Hope this is useful- very highly recommendedHahaha was it necessary to be so graphic? . Thankksssss andiiiii! I also had a great time. Looking forward to round two and have a great flight. Besoossssss M.
Hope this is useful...Semi-useful. Contact info and a link to pics would complete the deal. Thanks!
MiaJohnson
06-02-11, 18:00
Semi-useful. Contact info and a link to pics would complete the deal. Thanks!Hi guys.
For exposure reasons, I am not comfortable putting photos and contact information on the forum please send me a PM and I will be more than happy to send you an email with photos.
Thanks.
M.
Is this the skinny blond? She wanted 700ar last time.
MiaJohnson
06-02-11, 22:34
Is this the skinny blond? She wanted 700ar last time.Oh why thank you whitecat for saying I'm skinny. A little fuller now. New boobies and a fuller bottom all thanks to the wonderful food here.
MiaJohnson
06-02-11, 22:49
Oh why thank you whitecat for saying I'm skinny. A little fuller now. New boobies and a fuller bottom all thanks to the wonderful food here.To clarify- the boobies are not due to the food here haha they would be thanks to my wonderful surgeon.
To clarify- the boobies are not due to the food here haha they would be thanks to my wonderful surgeon.Too bad; fake ones are a deal breaker for me.
MiaJohnson
06-03-11, 19:50
Too bad; fake ones are a deal breaker for me.Thats a shame.
MiaJohnson
06-03-11, 21:30
P. S PETERSIDEBURN- YOU ROCK! What a nice guy! Thankssss.
Too bad; fake ones are a deal breaker for me.I've never understood this perspective.
For every chick you've ever meet...
- She's not naturally that tall...
- Her lips aren't naturally that color...
- Her eyes aren't naturally that accented...
- Her hair isn't naturally styled...
- Her nails aren't naturally painted...
- Her skin isn't naturally shaved...
- She doesn't naturally smell like perfume...
- Her body isn't naturally decorated with ornaments...
But you're turned off because her breasts aren't naturally that size?
Thanks,
Jackson
I've never understood this perspective.
For every chick you've ever meet.
- She's not naturally that tall.
- Her lips aren't naturally that color.
- Her eyes aren't naturally that accented.
- Her hair isn't naturally styled.
- Her nails aren't naturally painted.
- Her skin isn't naturally shaved.
- She doesn't naturally smell like perfume.
- Her body isn't naturally decorated with ornaments.
But you're turned off because her breasts aren't naturally that size?
Thanks,
JacksonWell. Yes! It's not the size that's the problem, it's the composition of the enhanced breast. A woman's body is one of the wonders of nature, and the natural breast is a major part of that wonder. One of the great pleasures in life is fondling, stroking, caressing, and sucking a soft, spongy, malleable natural breast, and one of the major turnoffs is doing the same to a hard, artificially-enhanced breast. And believe me, some of them are hard. This doesn't mean that I won't fuck a woman with enhanced breasts, but as Bartleby the scrivener said,"I would prefer not to."
If I live long enough, maybe I'll change. It took me long enough, but I've finally come around to accepting shaved pussies, but in that case I really don't have a choice.
This doesn't mean that I won't fuck a woman with enhanced breasts, but as Bartleby the scrivener said,"I would prefer not to."
If I live long enough, maybe I'll change. It took me long enough, but I've finally come around to accepting shaved pussies, but in that case I really don't have a choice. Just my guess, but I'm betting Bartleby the scrivener would not have said,"I would prefer not to" whilst staring at a nicely shaved twat. Then again, a shaved twat would have been an odd thing in his age.
Melville
Hahaha was it necessary to be so graphic? . Thankksssss andiiiii! I also had a great time. Looking forward to round two and have a great flight. Besoossssss M.IMPORTANT INFORMATION. At least to intelligent minds.
My Dear Johnson,
I remember that last year, to escort the forum, called his attention, not to show his face.
[Text written in ALL CAPITAL LETTERING deleted by Admin] It is not fair, your not oppose to show your identity. They played the game! If this hurts you, you could devote to something else.
What is the secret? The users do not like you, if you're tall, short, fat or thin.
The user "ANDRES2" created his profile on June 1. And wrote (the day June 2) a super experience. And you, create your profile on 30 May.
This kind of XP (experience) , a forum of Argentina, would be totally [Text written in ALL CAPITAL LETTERING deleted by Admin]
I feel with all the experience to write this. I met them a thousand similar cases.
My advice: [Text written in ALL CAPITAL LETTERING deleted by Admin]
[Text written in ALL CAPITAL LETTERING deleted by Admin]
Kisses to all users.
[Non-English text deleted by Admin]
[Text written in ALL CAPITAL LETTERING deleted by Admin]
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For exposure reasons, I am not comfortable putting photos and contact information on the forum please send me a PM and I will be more than happy to send you an email with photos.
ESCORTS ALL OF THIS FORUM, AND EVEN MORE IN THE FORUM OF ARGENTINA, WE ARE SUPER EXPOSED. It is not fair, your not oppose to show your identity. They played the game! If this hurts you, you could devote to something else.Hi MiaJohnson,
Alejandra is right. Long standing forum rules from the "Miss Sol" days require that every chica promoting her services on this forum must post at least one photo showing her face.
In the photo you may be in any state of dress or undress, but you must show your face.
This requirement has proven necessary to thwart "surrogate" abuse.
Surrogate abuse is the practice wherein a chica promotes herself on this forum, becomes popular, realizes that she has too much work, and then she begins sending her friends to fulfill her appointments, or gives her "sellphone" to her friends to answer calls pretending to be her while she is not working, away on vacation, etc.
In other words, the forum members have a legitimate need to see at least one photo of any chica who is active on the forum.
If you cannot post at least one photo, then you cannot promote your services on this forum.
Thanks,
Jackson
Alejandra. You sound like a real KUNT.
And as far as the forum rules, I still haven't seen pictures of " fiorella ". I call bullshit.
I'm not so sure I agree that she's promoting her site. She doesn't give out a number nor does she a provide a web site link. Unless you can prove her and Andres2 are one in the same, then I don't see the problem. Alejandra's anger seems excessive and misplaced.
I agree with BadMan. If this is the rule, shouldn't the it also apply to Fiorella?
Hi MiaJohnson,
Alejandra is right. Long standing forum rules from the "Miss Sol" days require that every chica promoting her services on this forum must post at least one photo showing her face.
In the photo you may be in any state of dress or undress, but you must show your face.
This requirement has proven necessary to thwart "surrogate" abuse.
Surrogate abuse is the practice wherein a chica promotes herself on this forum, becomes popular, realizes that she has too much work, and then she begins sending her friends to fulfill her appointments, or gives her "sellphone" to her friends to answer calls pretending to be her while she is not working, away on vacation, etc.
In other words, the forum members have a legitimate need to see at least one photo of any chica who is active on the forum.
If you cannot post at least one photo, then you cannot promote your services on this forum.
Thanks,
JacksonMr Jackson,
Thank you very much. I make reference to his words because I know this business very well. Totally agree. The user must know who the person offering their services. If she does not agree with that, he has the option to publish in newspapers in Argentina. In these cases, users will be "a meeting blind".
Alejandra
I'm not so sure I agree that she's promoting her site. She doesn't give out a number nor does she a provide a web site link. Unless you can prove her and Andres2 are one in the same, then I don't see the problem. Alejandra's anger seems excessive and misplaced.
I agree with BadMan. If this is the rule, shouldn't the it also apply to Fiorella? Chezz.
Alejandra's anger seems excessive and misplaced. I want to say? Because I do not accept insults to me.
I want to say? Because I do not accept insults to me.
Plus. I see that you know very little about the business. You can know as "user", but I was as an escort.
Who is Fiorella?
Ale
Chezz.
Alejandra's anger seems excessive and misplaced. I want to say? Because I do not accept insults to me.
I want to say? Because I do not accept insults to me.
Plus. I see that you know very little about the business. You can know as "user", but I was as an escort.
Who is Fiorella?
AleAlejandra, Fiorella is the 800 peso an hour putita that Ramiro is currently promoting (pimping) and Jackson is currently banging. Thus the rules don't apply here as El Jeffe has been selectively interpretting and enforcing rules lately, especially when it applies to chicas he gets service from baby. It's a new world, and as King, El Jeffe has the final say. Happy Mongering All. Toymann.
Ps. I sense another editing of a toymann post on the horizon. See ya later this week El Jeffe. It's all good!
I believe that the "service user" should know who is going to be. And we're all adults here and we know that this environment lends itself to many things. The girl has to be identifiable. Phone, address, photo. They do not understand that it is dangerous?
If the person can not place. Verifiable data simply do another activity.
In principle, you do not know how the person.
The data is confidential.
Not published on any website.
Do not know if it is truly independent or not.
Then. Do not complain when they steal, etc, etc.
I speak from my experience and from all I heard. Perhaps, in a sense, I am wrong about my advice. I do not know if you could see, I am warning. I do not care about the escorts in question. I am here, I have many friends. And today, I prefer to advise a user to an escort.
If you refer to an escort known, is respected by me in all aspects (I have escorts friends here too) , but I am observant, and when I see things that do not convince me. I say them!
In this forum, and life in general, are exposed. Not pleasant, but the cost of this activity.
Alejandra
Sweet Bella
06-05-11, 22:44
IMPORTANT INFORMATION. At least to intelligent minds.
My Dear Johnson,
I remember that last year, to escort the forum, called his attention, not to show his face.
[Text written in ALL CAPITAL LETTERING deleted by Admin] It is not fair, your not oppose to show your identity. They played the game! If this hurts you, you could devote to something else.
What is the secret? The users do not like you, if you're tall, short, fat or thin.
The user "ANDRES2" created his profile on June 1. And wrote (the day June 2) a super experience. And you, create your profile on 30 May.
This kind of XP (experience) , a forum of Argentina, would be totally [Text written in ALL CAPITAL LETTERING deleted by Admin]
I feel with all the experience to write this. I met them a thousand similar cases.
My advice: [Text written in ALL CAPITAL LETTERING deleted by Admin]
[Text written in ALL CAPITAL LETTERING deleted by Admin]
Kisses to all users.
[Non-English text deleted by Admin]
[Text written in ALL CAPITAL LETTERING deleted by Admin]
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I totally agree with you. Your words are very wise!
Sweet Bella
06-05-11, 23:51
I'm guessing business must be slow for " alejandra ". No wonder she's trying to mess with random strangers.
BTW. We ain't reading all that shit you're posting. It's obviously just jealousy rearing it's ugly head. My Dear BadMan,
I think you should upgrade to the news.
Alejandra only has appoiments with her clients, she does not book any new appointments with new users
Therefore, I am totally sure that she is not jealous. She isn't desperate for work like many girls in BA.
Ale is a real lady! She was trying to warn the new users about the risks of this world
Many unknown girls can be dangerous for users. All of you must know the girl for them own safety.
This does not seem polite, your answers are very rude.
Ale and me think all your "contributions" to this site have been rude.
So. Probably none of your posts have given good advice to board members, your posts are reduced to what you're always saying "shit"
If you're going to reply me, answer me with objectivity and valid arguments.
I do not use reply to violent and rude people.
Have a good night.
MiaJohnson
06-05-11, 23:58
Hey guys.
I just want to say I take all your comments into account, and its a free country- ale and sweet bella you are entitled to say whatever you like. It really doesn't bother me. Many women have been chased away by nasty remarks. Well boys and girls buckle up because I'm here to stay and I don't scare easily!
Thanks for those of you who stuck up for me. Jackson perhaps we could pm and you could tell me more about the photo. There is no way I can expose my face on here so perhaps you could send me some guidelines how to post photos but avoid being recognised? (I do also work as a professional model, so I have to think about that)
Big love to you all
EDITOR's NOTE: This report was originally written in ALL CAPITAL LETTERING and thus it was edited to normal case lettering. In the future, please do not write reports in ALL CAPITAL LETTERING. Thanks!
======================================
Hi MiaJohnson,
I sincerely appreciate your contributions to the forum, but...
Would you please refrain from WRITING IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS!
It's difficult to read and it's time consuming to fix.
On behalf of myself and your fellow Forum Members: Thank You!
Jackson
Hey guys.
I just want to say I take all your comments into account, and its a free country- ale and sweet bella you are entitled to say whatever you like. It really doesn't bother me. Many women have been chased away by nasty remarks. Well boys and girls buckle up because I'm here to stay and I don't scare easily!
Thanks for those of you who stuck up for me. Jackson perhaps we could pm and you could tell me more about the photo. There is no way I can expose my face on here so perhaps you could send me some guidelines how to post photos but avoid being recognised? (I do also work as a professional model, so I have to think about that)
Big love to you all.Dear,
Hi MiaJohnson,
Alejandra is right. Long standing forum rules from the "Miss Sol" days require that every chica promoting her services on this forum must post at least one photo showing her face.
In the photo you may be in any state of dress or undress, but you must show your face.
This requirement has proven necessary to thwart "surrogate" abuse.
Surrogate abuse is the practice wherein a chica promotes herself on this forum, becomes popular, realizes that she has too much work, and then she begins sending her friends to fulfill her appointments, or gives her "sellphone" to her friends to answer calls pretending to be her while she is not working, away on vacation, etc.
In other words, the forum members have a legitimate need to see at least one photo of any chica who is active on the forum.
If you cannot post at least one photo, then you cannot promote your services on this forum.
Thanks,
JacksonMía, Por favor, leé bien, e interpretá mejor!
Alejandra
Sweet Bella
06-06-11, 00:04
Darling,
I have no problem with you, welcome to AP
I'm just saying I do not like rude replies from some users. That is all
Xoxo.
B.
MiaJohnson
06-06-11, 00:14
Jeffe. CAPITAL LETTERING! JajajaOops jajaja your right- I'm sorry I was writing from my phone and it came up in capitals.
Ok so I just wanted to say ale I totally understand your point and I think its actually a fair point. But you must understand that I am extranjera and I probably know many people who use this forum as its for extranjeros! Whereas argentinians do not use it so often- that is why I don't want to publish a photo of my face! Jackson- you say to publish my services on here I have to do this- I never published my services, a client wrote me a review and since then I respond to messages, clearly stating that I will happily send photos via mail. Perhaps you could give me some further advice on this. Ale, te deseo todo lo mejor becho.
MiaJohnson
06-06-11, 00:18
Dear,
Originally Posted by Jackson
Hi MiaJohnson,
Alejandra is right. Long standing forum rules from the "Miss Sol" days require that every chica promoting her services on this forum must post at least one photo showing her face.
In the photo you may be in any state of dress or undress, but you must show your face.
This requirement has proven necessary to thwart "surrogate" abuse.
Surrogate abuse is the practice wherein a chica promotes herself on this forum, becomes popular, realizes that she has too much work, and then she begins sending her friends to fulfill her appointments, or gives her "sellphone" to her friends to answer calls pretending to be her while she is not working, away on vacation, etc.
In other words, the forum members have a legitimate need to see at least one photo of any chica who is active on the forum.
If you cannot post at least one photo, then you cannot promote your services on this forum.
Thanks,
Jackson.
Mía, Por favor, leé bien, e interpretá mejor!
AlejandraThanks ale, well, you seem to know how this works, perhaps you could give me some advice if you want and had some time? Pm me or email me miajohnson2525@gmail.com Beso!
This is the purpose of the new enforce practices: Male members are to behave themselves so more women will be comfortable participating in this forum. Now two excellent members of the females community want this new woman out? There don't seem to be any real complaints when TL does his promotion? Why pick on this woman? El jefe has made me see the light: let all sorts of women feel free to post here. Now ms mia?
Sisters welcome her with open arms. She is looking for a higher priced client so she does not directly compete with you and her higher pricing may make it easier to raise your own pricing in an environment with 30% inflation. There is a small market for 800 peso clients.
Generally you both==bella and ale are very sweet nice kind women. Andre2 is nothing compared to the sort of nonsense that TL does regularly here.
WELCOME MS MIA JOHNSON! POST A PHOTO WEARING SUNGLASSES IF YOU ARE SHY! The purpose of the rule hear is to prevent pimps from promoting one name and sending out different girls. I also suggest messge to mr Jackson-the owner and administrator here to introduce yourself! Mr Jackson has gone out of his way to try to make it comfortable for new women to participate here. You might try posting the name address of a favorite resturante to really participate in this english speaking site which is about more than just promoting business.
MiaJohnson
06-06-11, 00:27
This is the purpose of the new enforce practices: Male members are to behave themselves so more women will be comfortable participating in this forum. Now two excellent members of the females community want this new woman out? There don't seem to be any real complaints when TL does his promotion? Why pick on this woman? El jefe has made me see the light: let all sorts of women feel free to post here. Now ms mia?
Sisters welcome her with open arms. She is looking for a higher priced client so she does not directly compete with you and her higher pricing may make it easier to raise your own pricing in an environment with 30% inflation. There is a small market for 800 peso clients.
Generally you both==bella and ale are very sweet nice kind women. Andre2 is nothing compared to the sort of nonsense that TL does regularly here.
WELCOME MS MIA JOHNSON! POST A PHOTO WEARING SUNGLASSES IF YOU ARE SHY! The purpose of the rule hear is to prevent pimps from promoting one name and sending out different girls. I also suggest messge to mr Jackson-the owner and administrator here to introduce yourself! Mr Jackson has gone out of his way to try to make it comfortable for new women to participate here. You might try posting the name address of a favorite resturante to really participate in this english speaking site which is about more than just promoting business. Thanks for this- its not about being shy its about risk. Although wearing sunglasses you would still be able to tell it was me if you were an expat I knew! I do respond to all PMS and agree to send my photos via mail.
If its really going to be an issue I am more than happy to think of a way to post a photo where maybe people I know wouldn't recognise me- but in that case, I would be giving a true representation of myself, hence defying the point! Catch 22! Aaaargh ok anyway I very much appreciate all the kind and not so kind words. And seriously as one user said what the fuck does this thread have to do with getting laid jajaj come on boys, lets get back to basics. Now who wants to play hide the sausage? .
P. S miamibob email coming your way first thing tomorrow promise.
Sweet Bella
06-06-11, 00:38
This is the purpose of the new enforce practices: Male members are to behave themselves so more women will be comfortable participating in this forum. Now two excellent members of the females community want this new woman out? There don't seem to be any real complaints when TL does his promotion? Why pick on this woman? El jefe has made me see the light: let all sorts of women feel free to post here. Now ms mia?
Sisters welcome her with open arms. She is looking for a higher priced client so she does not directly compete with you and her higher pricing may make it easier to raise your own pricing in an environment with 30% inflation. There is a small market for 800 peso clients.
Generally you both==bella and ale are very sweet nice kind women. Andre2 is nothing compared to the sort of nonsense that TL does regularly here.
WELCOME MS MIA JOHNSON! POST A PHOTO WEARING SUNGLASSES IF YOU ARE SHY! The purpose of the rule hear is to prevent pimps from promoting one name and sending out different girls. I also suggest messge to mr Jackson-the owner and administrator here to introduce yourself! Mr Jackson has gone out of his way to try to make it comfortable for new women to participate here. You might try posting the name address of a favorite resturante to really participate in this english speaking site which is about more than just promoting business. My dear Bob.
Apparently some of you were late to this threat, please read all post again
I repeat : I'm just saying I do not like rude replies from some users. That is all
I do not want her out of business, Mia is more than welcome!
Besito
Hey guys.
I just want to say I take all your comments into account, and its a free country- ale and sweet bella you are entitled to say whatever you like. It really doesn't bother me. Many women have been chased away by nasty remarks. Well boys and girls buckle up because I'm here to stay and I don't scare easily!
Thanks for those of you who stuck up for me. Jackson perhaps we could pm and you could tell me more about the photo. There is no way I can expose my face on here so perhaps you could send me some guidelines how to post photos but avoid being recognised? (I do also work as a professional model, so I have to think about that)
Big love to you allYour imagination is limited you should take your photos with a hat and sunglasses. I'm Argentina, with a human resources degree and I work with lawyers. I also am a mother.
MiaJohnson
06-06-11, 00:44
Also before I tootle off to bed. I can see how some doubters may think andres report is suspicious, him being a new user. I guess I'm just going to have to hope that some longer standing members I will see this week will take the kidness and time to post, hence backing up what he said. Watch this space. In fairness, I do believe that andres didn't know about this website before I told him about him (was telling him the ivana ripoff story which I found excellent and fascinating reading) so perhaps that is why he signed up only a couple of days after I saw him. Whatever, high risk, high return. You buy shares in mcdonalds, you know what your getting but its low return. You take a risk on a new, unknown company, it explodes in popularity and you sell your shares for a fortune. High risk, high return. The intellects among you will be able to figure out what I mean by this. Nighty night.
Thanks for this- its not about being shy its about risk. Although wearing sunglasses you would still be able to tell it was me if you were an expat I knew! I do respond to all PMS and agree to send my photos via mail.
If its really going to be an issue I am more than happy to think of a way to post a photo where maybe people I know wouldn't recognise me- but in that case, I would be giving a true representation of myself, hence defying the point! Catch 22! Aaaargh ok anyway I very much appreciate all the kind and not so kind words. And seriously as one user said what the fuck does this thread have to do with getting laid jajaj come on boys, lets get back to basics. Now who wants to play hide the sausage? .
P. S miamibob email coming your way first thing tomorrow promise. Miaaaaa.
With glasses some people recognize you? Really you're so famous like kate moss or Naomi Campbell?
But tell me who you really are? I can not sleep. And tomorrow I have to get up early.
Can you give me an autograph? Jajajajaaaa.
Aaaa. Miiiiiiiiiiii. Noooooooooooo!
MiaJohnson
06-06-11, 00:50
Your imagination is limited you should take your photos with a hat and sunglasses. I'm Argentina, with a human resources degree and I work with lawyers. I also am a mother.Ok ale, ill keep that in mind. Thanks for the advice. Well I must be pretty stupid compared to you doll! I am not a mother, haven't got a degree in human resources, I do work with lawyers. And a diplomat. Around once every 2 weeks- but in a hotel room not an office hahah. Just a simple english model (who happens to speak 4 languages, learning a 5th) anyway once again, I very much appreciate your advice and comments but I really don't wish to engage in further discussion its pointless now, you made your point, I wish you all the best and I know youll think I'm trying to take a dig at you or be sarcastic, but you obviously are a smart, lovely girl and I genuinely thankyou. Now have a good night and take care
Peter Sideburn
06-06-11, 02:41
I know Mia, but not in the sense that many on the list use the word "know." I have communicated with her pretty extensively and have seen pictures. She is a very beautiful person, intelligent, and her pictures are smoking hot. Jackson's rules are there for good reason and I am sure Mia and Jackson will resolve any potential violations, but in the mean time I think we all should be celebrating the number of fine ladies who are now posting. Ale, Bella, Jazmin, Grysel, and now Mia. What a fantastic improvement. If an intelligent lady wants to post (while abiding by the rules) I don't even care if she says she just here to truly escort guys to dinner and Tango shows she should be made welcome. I think we screwed up in the past through our use of uncivilized and discourteous hurtful retoric and should refocus now our efforts on acceptance and encouragement of any and all young ladies who chose to post. BTW, I would love to see some posts by Flor as well. I have heard great things. Ladies please support one another and be kind to one another. Through your example possibly the civility of list will be elevated to the benefit of frankly you and your colleagues. Through this civility I believe more group functions with ladies will be possible. The guys on here I have met have been great, but lets face it I'd meet with Mia (fill in another name here) tomorrow if I were still in BA, before I would chose to just hang with some of the less civil boys on the list. Feel free to tell me I suck, don't know what the hell I'm talking about, don't know the score, and how stupid I am. You will likely be correct on many counts, but I would rather be all these things and kind than none of them and cruel. I suspect the writer's level of incivility is directly proportional to their insecurity in themselves. Can't we be all just be kind and if we have nothing good to say just hit the delete button instead of the send.
Pete
Sweet Bella
06-06-11, 10:51
My dearest Toymann.
Apparently some of you were late to this thread, please read all post again
I repeat : I'm just saying I do not like rude replies from some users. That is all
I do not want her out of business, I am retired and I'm waiting for my flight to get home!
Mia is more than welcome! Kiss kiss
Lets get this tread back on track.
Ok first up, I can't afford to fly business on all my flight around the world, but I'm definitely not a budget traveller when it comes to women! For me standing in a queue at a privado to get sucked off for 150 pesos is really, really, really not my thing! Probably bad memories from the foreign legion. Your priorities might be different.
Anyway, I appreciate quality in life, if you can afford a Ferrari you do not get a Fiat punto, even if it will get you from A to B just as well, like the 150 pesos girl will get you rock off. I really think you get what you pay for in life, and 800 pesos don't put me on the street, now that's out of the way.
Photos, hey I do really understand that not all people are happy to let the entire world know what they do for a living. The whole point is verifiable profiles so you know what you get and that we don't get ripped off right? Not for people sitting all over the world seeing faces of someone they are not going to meet, or someone they know in another setting.
Jackson with his Orlando roots is trying to make this place like Disneyland for the big boys; the happiest place in the world, heheh. And I am all for that, but I sent the girl a PM. 2 minutes later she sent me photos on my mail, what is wrong with that? Why should she have to broadcast to the whole world what she does, I really do not see the problem here. And by the way, the photos were hot!
All mail was genuine nice and intriguing. We agreed to meet Monday at 8pm.
Girls show up and are a really fun and cool girl, me I get slightly kick of the Über English upper class accent, being a working class knucklehead it feels good when a girl like that suck me off, hehe.
The girl is definitely a quality companion, would have no problem taking her out for what ever, great to talk with and friendly and funny.
But we are not here for conversations about politicks, and religion are we. But it is nice to be with a girl that actually are not an air head!
I think it was Toyman that told me there are two kinds of working girls; those that do it because they have no other way of making money (the majority of working girls in this country) , and those that does it for kicks. This girl definitely does it for kicks!
Sex was hot and dirty, the girl really can suck some dick, nice deep throat and I'm not the smallest member of the tribe!
Her surgeon have done an awesome boob job, they are better than 'natural' (I will start a new tread on the pros and cons of enchanted boobs) , big firm and grate fun bags!
I had a really good time and have already booked my next appointment.
There that was my 2 cents worth, come to think about it, it was my 800 pesos worth!
Stranger out.
MiaJohnson
06-07-11, 14:53
Lets get this tread back on track.
Ok first up, I can't afford to fly business on all my flight around the world, but I'm definitely not a budget traveller when it comes to women! For me standing in a queue at a privado to get sucked off for 150 pesos is really, really, really not my thing! Probably bad memories from the foreign legion. Your priorities might be different.
Anyway, I appreciate quality in life, if you can afford a Ferrari you do not get a Fiat punto, even if it will get you from A to B just as well, like the 150 pesos girl will get you rock off. I really think you get what you pay for in life, and 800 pesos don't put me on the street, now that's out of the way.
Photos, hey I do really understand that not all people are happy to let the entire world know what they do for a living. The whole point is verifiable profiles so you know what you get and that we don't get ripped off right? Not for people sitting all over the world seeing faces of someone they are not going to meet, or someone they know in another setting.
Jackson with his Orlando roots is trying to make this place like Disneyland for the big boys; the happiest place in the world, heheh. And I am all for that, but I sent the girl a PM. 2 minutes later she sent me photos on my mail, what is wrong with that? Why should she have to broadcast to the whole world what she does, I really do not see the problem here. And by the way, the photos were hot!
All mail was genuine nice and intriguing. We agreed to meet Monday at 8pm.
Girls show up and are a really fun and cool girl, me I get slightly kick of the Über English upper class accent, being a working class knucklehead it feels good when a girl like that suck me off, hehe.
The girl is definitely a quality companion, would have no problem taking her out for what ever, great to talk with and friendly and funny.
But we are not here for conversations about politicks, and religion are we. But it is nice to be with a girl that actually are not an air head!
I think it was Toyman that told me there are two kinds of working girls; those that do it because they have no other way of making money (the majority of working girls in this country) , and those that does it for kicks. This girl definitely does it for kicks!
Sex was hot and dirty, the girl really can suck some dick, nice deep throat and I'm not the smallest member of the tribe!
Her surgeon have done an awesome boob job, they are better than 'natural' (I will start a new tread on the pros and cons of enchanted boobs) , big firm and grate fun bags!
I had a really good time and have already booked my next appointment.
There that was my 2 cents worth, come to think about it, it was my 800 pesos worth!
Stranger out. Thankssssssssss darling! Had a blast. GLOCK OVER AND OUT. HAHAHAH now hurry up and get that pole installed so I can practice my dancing while listening to marilyn and drinking absolut vanilla. Yipeeee
Ok ale, ill keep that in mind. Thanks for the advice. Well I must be pretty stupid compared to you doll! I am not a mother, haven't got a degree in human resources, I do work with lawyers. And a diplomat. Around once every 2 weeks- but in a hotel room not an office hahah. Just a simple english model (who happens to speak 4 languages, learning a 5th) anyway once again, I very much appreciate your advice and comments but I really don't wish to engage in further discussion its pointless now, you made your point, I wish you all the best and I know youll think I'm trying to take a dig at you or be sarcastic, but you obviously are a smart, lovely girl and I genuinely thankyou. Now have a good night and take careYou're a bit ironic. This is what I interpret your message! [Non-English text deleted by Admin]
Ale
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Stan Da Man
06-08-11, 14:11
You're a bit ironic. This is what I interpret your message! Y por lo que veo. En los post de arriba "todavia, escribes en mayúsculas". No interpretas las reglas.
AleGive it a rest, please. You've taken your shots at the new chica on the board. You didn't knock her out. Now, you're just embarrassing yourself.
You're better than that, and you won't improve your standing by continuing to take little jabs.
Give it a rest, please. You've taken your shots at the new chica on the board. You didn't knock her out. Now, you're just embarrassing yourself.
You're better than that, and you won't improve your standing by continuing to take little jabs. Agreed. Took the words out of my mouth.
Seriously. What the fucc is wrong with this chick.
Give it a rest, please. You've taken your shots at the new chica on the board. You didn't knock her out. Now, you're just embarrassing yourself.
You're better than that, and you won't improve your standing by continuing to take little jabs.
Give it a rest, please. You've taken your shots at the new chica on the board. You didn't knock her out. Now, you're just embarrassing yourself.
You're better than that, and you won't improve your standing by continuing to take little jabs. Is she better than that, Stan? Most of her posts are angry and confrontational. She appears to be either unhinged, off her meds, or both.
Is she better than that, Stan? Most of her posts are angry and confrontational. She appears to be either unhinged, off her meds, or both.She ain't too different from alot of guys on the board. Takes herself too seriously, is overly defensive, and posts when she ought not to.
She ain't too different from alot of guys on the board. Takes herself too seriously, is overly defensive, and posts when she ought not to.I resemble that remark!
MiaJohnson
06-08-11, 19:12
Guys (too many of you to thank individually) and gals. Lucianalove and sweetbella I just wanted to graciously thank you for your support and kidness. And your welcoming email its nice to know that I have some allies in this rather childish war that has started. But hey I guess it keeps life interesting- certainly made for some entertaining reading!
Big love.
M
Sweet Bella
06-08-11, 19:59
Guys (too many of you to thank individually) and gals. Lucianalove and sweetbella I just wanted to graciously thank you for your support and kidness. And your welcoming email its nice to know that I have some allies in this rather childish war that has started. But hey I guess it keeps life interesting- certainly made for some entertaining reading!
Big love.
MAny time darling
Xoxo
Is she better than that, Stan? Most of her posts are angry and confrontational. She appears to be either unhinged, off her meds, or both.Excuse me? What do you mean? You can tell me, what you mean?
Ale
I'm not competing. Asked only fair rules. She upload photos, as we all!
I do not need to compete, and I have my dear friends.
Again. I would never wear against an escort, but I think that the rules should be equal.
It happens that many forum members, assault, and they feel strong, because they are a great distance. That does not, his words are intelligent and unique. Much less, that I must or is forced to endure stupid words. That strange. Here there are many people who know me.
I take my place: I believe that any escort, you must upload photos. Honestly, for me it is beneficial to be "ghost girls." I asked because it seemed fair to users. But. If you feel like it wrong, it's all good! I do not request services, seeking are you!
Sometimes I am amazed by the "low intelligence"of some gentlemen.
Darling Mía, I have not a single second of time in the day, I have many responsibilities. How do you think I'm competing with you? I do not know who you are. And my time, it costs gold to my life and the people I love.
I got tired, so much stupidity.
Ale
Good point. Now you can let it go!
Mia as you are now part of this AP community, please feel free to post about more than promoting your business.
You will never please everyone.
Excuse me? What do you mean? You can tell me, what you mean?
AleAlejandra, I don't know you and have no beef with you. Please accept my apology for the insult. Having never met, I have no business posting about you.
Well, you can add me to the list of fans of Miss Johnson. I first made contact with her through her ad on Craigslist. Over the years I've used Craigslist as a resource for an English speaking girl or two – mostly massage+relax girls. And it's not necessarily the sex or massage / handjob skills that are important to me when going on that site, but rather it's a good place to find a girl that speaks English fluently. Sometimes I want to have an actual conversation with a girl before we get down to business. Though I'm taking classes every day, my Castillano is still weak at best.
So checking out the Craigslist I saw an ad a couple of weeks back that caught my attention and sent a message. Mia replied and over the course of the next week we chatted online, first via e-mail and then on Skype. What really got me was how smart and funny she was on the phone, as well as being quite chatty. Plus she has that great London accent that I find sexy as well. We made time to meet last Saturday and I must say, it was one of the best evenings I've had with a working girl. And not just because of the great sex; everything that has been said about her it true. This girl brings it! But rather it was about the build-up throughout the evening, in that I knew in a short while, this smoking-hot British girl would be back home me, rolling around in bed, drinking Champagne and partying like a rock-star. I especially liked the fact that she doesn't put a time limit on things. If you like a quickie, this probably isn't the girl for you. In fact she prefers to take her time, which in most cases would be a deal breaker, because, you know, there that clock ticking away. Except there IS NO CLOCK! Brilliant!
So, we met for a drink at Gran Bar Danzon, which was nice as it was an ice breaker and we had some time to get to know each other. It really is fun listening to her talk, as she's had some interesting life experiences. Plus she really is just a sweet girl. Then it was off to dinner at this sushi place in Retiro and then back home where she stayed for 4-5 more hours. For a moment I forgot I had a business arrangement with her and thought I was on a date hoping I would get laid at the end of the night. But this was better. This was a sure thing. What can I say? I had an amazing evening.
If you're looking for a classy, sexy, educated, native English speaking girl for the evening, it would be hard to find anyone better than Mia.
MiaJohnson
06-09-11, 19:28
Well, you can add me to the list of fans of Miss Johnson. I first made contact with her through her ad on Craigslist. Over the years I've used Craigslist as a resource for an English speaking girl or two – mostly massage+relax girls. And it's not necessarily the sex or massage / handjob skills that are important to me when going on that site, but rather it's a good place to find a girl that speaks English fluently. Sometimes I want to have an actual conversation with a girl before we get down to business. Though I'm taking classes every day, my Castillano is still weak at best.
So checking out the Craigslist I saw an ad a couple of weeks back that caught my attention and sent a message. Mia replied and over the course of the next week we chatted online, first via e-mail and then on Skype. What really got me was how smart and funny she was on the phone, as well as being quite chatty. Plus she has that great London accent that I find sexy as well. We made time to meet last Saturday and I must say, it was one of the best evenings I've had with a working girl. And not just because of the great sex; everything that has been said about her it true. This girl brings it! But rather it was about the build-up throughout the evening, in that I knew in a short while, this smoking-hot British girl would be back home me, rolling around in bed, drinking Champagne and partying like a rock-star. I especially liked the fact that she doesn't put a time limit on things. If you like a quickie, this probably isn't the girl for you. In fact she prefers to take her time, which in most cases would be a deal breaker, because, you know, there that clock ticking away. Except there IS NO CLOCK! Brilliant!
So, we met for a drink at Gran Bar Danzon, which was nice as it was an ice breaker and we had some time to get to know each other. It really is fun listening to her talk, as she's had some interesting life experiences. Plus she really is just a sweet girl. Then it was off to dinner at this sushi place in Retiro and then back home where she stayed for 4-5 more hours. For a moment I forgot I had a business arrangement with her and thought I was on a date hoping I would get laid at the end of the night. But this was better. This was a sure thing. What can I say? I had an amazing evening.
If you're looking for a classy, sexy, educated, native English speaking girl for the evening, it would be hard to find anyone better than Mia. Adore you <3
Member #4112
06-11-11, 14:54
Spent last evening with Mia and found her to be a very entertaining and engaging young woman. Dinner was unrushed and more than pleasant. After returning to the apartment the same was true of desert. A very talented young woman who is pleasing in every aspect, point of fact she initiated the second round.
For those of you looking for an English speaking lady from Europe and an evening of entertainment with intelligent conversation then this would be an excellent investment, IMHO.
I am sure many of my more price conscious brothers here will be flaming me regarding the expense of the evening and I confess to my own doubts prior to our evening together. Gentelmen, there is something to be said for intelligence with a touch of elegance which this lady provides in full measure.
I am sure many of my more price conscious brothers here will be flaming me regarding the expense of the evening and I confess to my own doubts prior to our evening together. Gentelmen, there is something to be said for intelligence with a touch of elegance which this lady provides in full measure.This isn't a flame, but I just don't understand you guys who won't share information about pricing. What do you think the purpose of this forum is? It's for sharing information, and IMHO information is next to useless unless it contains information on pricing. So please reconsider and tell us how much the evening cost you. That would be much more in keeping with the fraternal spirit of this forum.
Good point, Lorenzo. She wants 800 AR. Seems there is much better to be had in the 150-250AR market. Besides, I thought the purpose of a visit to BA is to bang Argentinian women. Looks like a point I have written about before. Many mongers with no language skills go and pay a higher dollar to pay for sex and be in their comfort zone and as a result end up paying more and more importantly help raise the expected price of an experience. Reminds me of a "legend" we once had here.
Jackson and others have told me to stop being the price police-so I will follow el jeffe's advise to avoid being further sensorred- those are those unanticipated consequences of shutting up the regular providers of mongering info. Where did the toymann go? Where is badman?
My program cost 800 pesos and I would gladly pay it again and again and again. Mia is a very special lady who might not be for 75% of this board. Why pay us$200 for a bottle of Bordeaux is it tastes no better to you that the us$40 Cabernet from California or the microcenter. The appreciation of a fine wine involves much more than quenching one's thirst-the gallo brother do that very well in large privado type jugs for less than us$20.
Mia may not be for everyone and she is definitely for me. One singular sensation: lovely, sensual woman who is a pure delite in every sense of the term. Mia is more like a venetian courtesan, than a gatita. A geisha compared to a streetwalker.
Good point, Lorenzo. She wants 800 AR. Seems there is much better to be had in the 150-250AR .....I wish there were much better in the 150-200 market, but I just can't agree. Like Miami Bob said, she's not for everyone. And I think that's the beauty of Buenos Aires. There's such great variety. But you always pay more for quality. And co-opting Bob's wine analogy, just because I start paying 800 pesos for a fine Bordeaux doesn't mean that Gallo is going to raise their prices for Hearty Burgundy. I think there's a place for the Micro Center girls, just as there's a place for girls like Mia. This town has such a nice fun mix. I'm going to miss it.
Cheers!
MiaJohnson
06-11-11, 19:31
Spent last evening with Mia and found her to be a very entertaining and engaging young woman. Dinner was unrushed and more than pleasant. After returning to the apartment the same was true of desert. A very talented young woman who is pleasing in every aspect, point of fact she initiated the second round.
For those of you looking for an English speaking lady from Europe and an evening of entertainment with intelligent conversation then this would be an excellent investment, IMHO.
I am sure many of my more price conscious brothers here will be flaming me regarding the expense of the evening and I confess to my own doubts prior to our evening together. Gentelmen, there is something to be said for intelligence with a touch of elegance which this lady provides in full measure. Thankyou! I had a wonderful evening! A true gentleman!
Good point, Lorenzo. She wants 800 AR. Actually. 800 AR isn't that bad if it includes companionship at dinner with someone fluent in English, as well as a romp in the apartment later, especially if she's as classy a lady as everyone seems to say.
And co-opting Bob's wine analogy, just because I start paying 800 pesos for a fine Bordeaux doesn't mean that Gallo is going to raise their prices for Hearty Burgundy. I haven't seen Gallo Hearty Burgundy since the 1970s. Is it still around? That was all I could afford during my graduate student days.
I think there's a place for the Micro Center girls, just as there's a place for girls like Mia. It sounds like we're rewriting the Book of Ecclesiastes, Chapter 3: "There is a time for Bordeaux first growths and a time for Gallo; a time for high class courtesans and a time for Microcentro girls."
Where did the toymann go? Where is badman?I don't give a fuck where they are, so long as they're not fucking with ME!
Oh Ms. Mia your gorgeous face still clouds my vision. I hope to see you again before returning to the land of sexual repression and 30 different brands of corn flakes to chose from on the supermarket shelves.
Flexible Horn
06-12-11, 01:54
I wish there were much better in the 150-200 market, but I just can't agree. Like Miami Bob said, she's not for everyone. And I think that's the beauty of Buenos Aires. There's such great variety. But you always pay more for quality. And co-opting Bob's wine analogy, just because I start paying 800 pesos for a fine Bordeaux doesn't mean that Gallo is going to raise their prices for Hearty Burgundy. I think there's a place for the Micro Center girls, just as there's a place for girls like Mia. This town has such a nice fun mix. I'm going to miss it.
Cheers! From my understanding flavour of the month Miss Johnson is an English bird, so you guys are flying 10+ hours to the heart of South America where there are beautiful sensuous Latina women and fucking with an English bird.
I know its horses for courses and we all have our own choice but an English bird better than those hot Latina women, I'm amazed having lived in London many many years.
I was looking at the miss reef contest from Mar del plata on youtube, now that is my type of women
I promised not to go into details and specifics. This woman is a A+ girl anywhere in the world and in almost any price range. I will not compare her value to else where, but only say the by my standards she is a bargain-for the mix of her personality, charm, skill, time she devotes to pleasing a man in many different ways and her passion. There is very little not on her list of play activities that she enjoys and excels at in passionate play.
This an intelligent, educated woman who enjoys pleasing and likely will be snapped up and gone before we realize it.
Ms mia's time in baires as a courtesan may be limited boys. Treat her well and maybe she'll still still play with some of us in the future-when the lord above gives a woman a gift hopefully she'll enjoy to continue to practice that gift.
Fortunately, by Tuesday Chezz, Doppelganger, Miami Bob, Toyman and Stranger will have returned home, and then perhaps I can arrange a date with the exalted Ms. Johnson.
On the other hand, if the Llullaillaco Volcano's eruptions continue to impede air traffic, I may have to pull rank.
Thanks,
Jackson
I received, after a brief exchange, a set of fotos including professionally produced fotos showing all anyone would need to know about her body. The were also 2 obvious snap shots without any processing that are basically headshots. The headshots show her exactly as she appears in person-one shows her new boobs along with her face. The other has her with a different color hair. Maybe she appears 5 lbs heavier in person or was just well photographed by a good professional in the body shots.
There is zero surprise when she walks through the front door of a lounge or the bedroom. Could we say the same about every woman who has ever posted on this forum? Photoshop is the norm for women who make their living connected to their looks. Is it preferred to post heavily photoshopped and possibly misleading photographs or email accurate photos? That's a debate like how many gatitas can dance on a package of condoms.
It is unfortunate that the rules of this forum are not met. Mr. Jackson said that she should show her face. Still waiting for the miracle.
AleGreetings Everyone,
The "One Photo Minimum" rule was instituted 3 years ago in response to a small number of chicas who were abusing their posting privileges by engaging in bait and switch endeavors, which of course they cannot successfully perpetrate if they've been required to post a photo.
One could surmise that the rule was successful in that these bait and stitch games have been virtually non-existent since it's implementation, but it's also likely that the rule has in fact simultaneously deterred other chicas from participating in the forum.
Nevertheless, the Mia Johnson situation highlights the need for a less Draconian policy, given that I personally doubt that she would have any interest in engaging in bait and switch games, not to mention the absurdly long odds in finding a genuine, English speaking British "bird" in BA to "stand in" for her when she's not available.
Therefor, I have decided to replace the "One Photo Minimum" rule with a "Photos on Request" rule in which girls agree as a condition of being permitted to participate in this forum that they will send photos by email in response to what appear to be legitimate requests from AP members.
The good thing about this "Photos on Request" rule is that it's self-enforcing: If the chica doesn't send you her photos on request, then post a report in her thread and we'll all govern ourselves accordingly.
Thanks,
Jackson
PS: Alejandra, stop posting in this thread.
MiaJohnson
06-12-11, 12:51
Greetings Everyone,
The "One Photo Minimum" rule was instituted 3 years ago in response to a small number of chicas who were abusing their posting privileges by engaging in bait and stitch endeavors, which of course cannot be perpetrated if they've been required to post a photo.
One could surmise that the rule was successful in that these types of games have been almost non-existent since it's implementation, but it's also likely that the rule has in fact simultaneously deterred other chicas from participating in the forum.
Nevertheless, the Mia Johnson situation highlights the need for a less Draconian policy, given that I personally doubt that she would have any interest in engaging in bait and switch games, not to mention the absurdly long odds in finding a genuine, English speaking British "bird" in BA to stand in for her when she's not available.
Therefor, I have decided to replace the "One Photo Minimum" rule with a "Photos on Request" rule in which girls agree as a condition of being permitted to participate in this forum that they will send photos by email in response to what appear to be legitimate requests from AP members.
The good thing about this "Photos on Request" rule is that it's self-enforcing: If the chica doesn't send you her photos on request, then post a report in her thread and we'll all govern ourselves accordingly.
Thanks,
Jackson.
PS: Alejandra, stop posting in this thread. Thank you Jackson! I look forward to seeing you again soon!
MiaJohnson
06-12-11, 12:53
From my understanding flavour of the month Miss Johnson is an English bird, so you guys are flying 10+ hours to the heart of South America where there are beautiful sensuous Latina women and fucking with an English bird.
I know its horses for courses and we all have our own choice but an English bird better than those hot Latina women, I'm amazed having lived in London many many years.
I was looking at the miss reef contest from Mar del plata on youtube, now that is my type of womenI am indeed an english bird as you put it- as in I was born in london. However, my father being italian I have got that passionate blood in me. However, see your point there are some beautiful latinas this side of the world! Would never deny that! Where in london did you live?
I am indeed an english bird as you put it- as in I was born in london. However, my father being italian I have got that passionate blood in me. However, see your point there are some beautiful latinas this side of the world! Would never deny that! Where in london did you live?
Thank you Jackson! I look forward to seeing you again soon!"........Ahhh, now I understand the change in the rules Grand Orwellian Jeffe.
Thank you Jackson! I look forward to seeing you again soon!"........Ahhh, now I understand the change in the rules Grand Orwellian Jeffe.WhiteCat,
Mia is referring to having met me one time, at my house during a Thursday dinner party, in the company of her date.
It would be refreshing for some members of this forum to control their endless speculations regarding the motivitations behind my changes in forum policy. Specifically, the laughable contention that I'm motivated by some "behind the scenes" lust I have for the chicas mentioned here, when in fact my personal favoritas have never been and never will be on this forum.
Thanks,
Jackson
MiaJohnson
06-12-11, 21:10
WhiteCat,
Mia is referring to having met me one time, at my house during a Thursday dinner party, in the company of her date.
It would be refreshing for some members of this forum to control their endless speculations regarding the motivitations behind my changes in forum policy. Specifically, the laughable contention that I'm motivated by some "behind the scenes" lust I have for the chicas mentioned here, when in fact my personal favoritas have never been and never will be on this forum.
Thanks,
JacksonI can confirm that- Jackson was kind enough to host me at his drinks / dinner party last thurs. . Nothing more, nothing less
MiaJohnson
06-13-11, 18:32
I received, after a brief exchange, a set of fotos including professionally produced fotos showing all anyone would need to know about her body. The were also 2 obvious snap shots without any processing that are basically headshots. The headshots show her exactly as she appears in person-one shows her new boobs along with her face. The other has her with a different color hair. Maybe she appears 5 lbs heavier in person or was just well photographed by a good professional in the body shots.
There is zero surprise when she walks through the front door of a lounge or the bedroom. Could we say the same about every woman who has ever posted on this forum? Photoshop is the norm for women who make their living connected to their looks. Is it preferred to post heavily photoshopped and possibly misleading photographs or email accurate photos? That's a debate like how many gatitas can dance on a package of condoms. Will miss you bobby.
Round 2 with mi was even better than the first. Still have a smile on my face. This chick has a seriously angel / devil thing going on. Just find it so hot that one minute she can be at a business cocktail party, conservative and charming and the next think you know she's lying butt naked on your kitchen counter. Got to love her. Massive turn on. She's a keeper.
MiaJohnson
06-17-11, 09:34
Round 2 with mi was even better than the first. Still have a smile on my face. This chick has a seriously angel / devil thing going on. Just find it so hot that one minute she can be at a business cocktail party, conservative and charming and the next think you know she's lying butt naked on your kitchen counter. Got to love her. Massive turn on. She's a keeper.Hahahaha where is the like button? Definately liking this honey. There was once a little girl, who had a little curl and when she was good she was very very good and when she was bad. Well you know what happens next hahah.
Gato Hunter
06-27-11, 23:42
I see some bad stuff from Bella, who I have had rock star moments with. My friend Miami Bob recommends with high marks.
She emailed me photos, and after not having a passport stamp in 4 months look like they are something that would put a smile on my face.
Whats the story? You can PM me if you don't want to post.
I already have a "To Do" list for my trip in two months. She is 2 or 3 currently.
Some girl at a privado that is close to my place will be # 1 LOL!
MiaJohnson
06-28-11, 12:54
I see some bad stuff from Bella, who I have had rock star moments with. My friend Miami Bob recommends with high marks.
She emailed me photos, and after not having a passport stamp in 4 months look like they are something that would put a smile on my face.
Whats the story? You can PM me if you don't want to post.Hi darling.
Not sure what the story is really. A while back I think alejandra got upset because I didn't upload my photos to the forum and then bella was just getting upset because of some peoples remarks towards ale. But actually bella sent me a very sweet email so I have no beef with anyone! I'm glad you liked the pics. And I look forward to seeing you on your trip here (after your privado obviously) hahah big kissie
Gato Hunter
06-29-11, 00:10
I'm sorry!
I was reading too fast because I smoked too much pot, and I played the game featured in Office Space. Jump to Conclusions.
Had the opportunity to spend an evening with Mia, which to me was a delightful experience.
Mia came to my apartment a few minutes before the time that we had agreed, and we went out together for dinner. Conversation helped us in getting familiar with each other, and I found Mia to be an intelligent lady with a good sense of humour. Of course, she is beautiful and sexy, so this made the dinner very enjoyable. We returned to my apartment, had a few glasses of sparkling wine, then went to bed in good mood for fun time.
In bed, Mia was both elegant and hot. Her hands and fingers, lips, voice, eyes and every part of her body were all very accommodating and full of desire to please me with whatever she could do for as long as I would have wanted. Allow me to refrain from being too descriptive, but I can say that I was totally satisfied. With her flexibility and enthusiasm, she would probably please every man, each in his favourite way, but one thing to remember is that she doesn't do cola. (No problem for me.)
Definitely worth seeing, and I have already booked my next session.
Joe 23
Now we have a photographer friend in common and showed me how beautiful you are.
You will find very good gentlemans in this forum.
Good luck.
Love
Gysell
New to the board so will keep it short. Mia is fucking incredible. I met her a couple days back and I think I can safely say I had one of the best nights of my life with this chica. (she even ironed my shirt for me before we went out)
When I opened the door to her I was stunned by how shit hot she really is especially those killer eyes of hers (which is a massive turn on when she's going down on you and looking right at you) and her personality rocks! All in all a thoroughly great time. Not sure how long she's going to be around as she's been snapped up by playboy already but I really hope that if I am ever back in town I will get to see this blondie again. Very highly recommended one of the best experiences I have had in a long long time and I cannot wait to see the new pics when they are out. BTW agree with andre her tits and ass are really quite something.
This is my 14th or 15th trip to BA in 5 years so I consider myself to be reasonably clued up on the hobbying scene in Argentina. I have done all the standard clubs and bars in central area and ventured to such places as La Pampa and Cocodrilo to get a taste of the locals opportunities. Quite honestly I am no fan of the club scene and have rarely had a good all round experience, with the exception of Newport, that as we all know can be hit or miss.
I much prefer to compile a "shopping list" prior to leaving my home country, e-mail to Laura and rely on her to schedule my adventures at a time to suit me as and when the urge arises. I have rented an apartment for my last 6 trips or so and this suits me far more that the watchful eyes of hotel reception at Sofitel or wherever. The one negative in operating in this way is although you are in the comfort of your own "home" it still lacks that feeling of legitimacy and there is more precise time limitation, etc.
I have met with Mia on two occasions now, enjoyed drinks at "home", gone out to dinner, returned home and well we all know the scores on the doors. On both occasions its been a memorable experience with an intelligent, well presented, articulate and attractive young lady. Its been a pleasure to be seen in her company, converse in perfect English and with the best will in the world, although it is of course what it is, it has a feel of legitimacy about it, not only to me but also those diners around you. I have lost count of the times sat in a restaurant with a "native" call girl at your table, struggling with conversation due to linguistic barriers in the absolute knowledge that both waiting staff and fellow diners know the true situation!
What I am trying to say here in a waffling sort of way is if you want a "wam bang" thank you Mam experience, the Mia offering is not for you, if on the other hand you want something a little more subtle with the "wam bang" at the end of the night then you won't be disappointed!
Treat with respect, behave like a gentleman and enjoy the results.
AllIWantIsLove
07-07-11, 01:31
. I have lost count of the times sat in a restaurant with a "native" call girl at your table, struggling with conversation due to linguistic barriers in the absolute knowledge that both waiting staff and fellow diners know the true situation!I'm sure that's true, but in my experience they just don't care. I've had women older than I am carry on a conversation with a hired date young enough to be my granddaughter! I've seen two elderly ladies in Orleans enjoying their coffee totally nonchalant about what is going on there.
Bob
Have recently spent an evening with Mia for the second time.
Again, very sweet time together with a woman that you can take into the best restaurants and enjoy decent conversation.
Like our first evening together, had dinner and then moved to my apartment.
In bed, she really turns HOT, and once again I enjoyed every moment!
What I like about Mia is that she is so nice to hug in bed, both before and after I cum.
Highly recommended.
She is already quite busy, and I wouldn't be surprised if she soon becomes difficult to book due to popularity.
Joe
Have recently spent an evening with Mia for the second time.
Again, very sweet time together with a woman that you can take into the best restaurants and enjoy decent conversation.
Like our first evening together, had dinner and then moved to my apartment.
In bed, she really turns HOT, and once again I enjoyed every moment!
What I like about Mia is that she is so nice to hug in bed, both before and after I cum.
Highly recommended.
She is already quite busy, and I wouldn't be surprised if she soon becomes difficult to book due to popularity.
JoeAny pics of Mia? A lot of buzz on her lately.
MiaJohnson
07-13-11, 22:04
Any pics of Mia? A lot of buzz on her lately.No piccies on here. PM me bacccioooooooooooo.
If you PM her and ask nicely, providing your email address, Mia will be glad to send you some pictures and you will then know what all the fuss is about.
On my recent first trip to Buenos Aires, I had the opportunity to meet with Mia twice after doing some anonymous research here.
I was a little apprehensive at first but upon speaking with her through email and chat, she made me feel really comfortable. The pictures she sent me were of her, though I think her candids do her more justice. We met for drinks the first time around in Palermo and proceeded to have a great conversation about life in general. She's intelligent, lives life to the fullest it seems, and had quite a few stories to tell me which blew me away. 5'5", blonde, fit and enhanced. Our private time together in the hotel room was awesome & sensual. Unfortunately, my room was very cold, and trying to keep under the sheets whilst having fun was a bit awkward. Still, Mia is sexy, warm and encouraging. Thankfully our second time together was in a much nicer and much warmer room and every bit as fun as the first date.
I would love to see her again, but I have a feeeling she is not long for this business and I don't think I will be back that quickly.
Wild Walleye
07-18-11, 02:47
I feel this inexorable compulsion to return to Bs As. I'm not sure whether it is my interest in seeing Mia or my love of epenadas.
Dear Wild,
If you are having difficulty telling the difference between eating epenadas verses the beautiful Ms. Mia, you are beyond all medical help, and your condition could be fatal. Please tell me you do not use any hot sauce on the chicas.
Wild Walleye
07-19-11, 03:05
Dear Wild,
If you are having difficulty telling the difference between eating epenadas verses the beautiful Ms. Mia, you are beyond all medical help, and your condition could be fatal. Please tell me you do not use any hot sauce on the chicas.Just pointing out two (of many) compelling reasons to get my ass back to Bs As. Prior to your post, I hadn't considered combining the two. I suspect that Mia is plenty hot on her own and not in need of additional hotness.
MiaJohnson
08-01-11, 11:20
On my recent first trip to Buenos Aires, I had the opportunity to meet with Mia twice after doing some anonymous research here.
I was a little apprehensive at first but upon speaking with her through email and chat, she made me feel really comfortable. The pictures she sent me were of her, though I think her candids do her more justice. We met for drinks the first time around in Palermo and proceeded to have a great conversation about life in general. She's intelligent, lives life to the fullest it seems, and had quite a few stories to tell me which blew me away. 5'5", blonde, fit and enhanced. Our private time together in the hotel room was awesome & sensual. Unfortunately, my room was very cold, and trying to keep under the sheets whilst having fun was a bit awkward. Still, Mia is sexy, warm and encouraging. Thankfully our second time together was in a much nicer and much warmer room and every bit as fun as the first date.
I would love to see her again, but I have a feeeling she is not long for this business and I don't think I will be back that quickly.It was pretty freezing. Haha.
So-it's time to have some meetings en Baires and get on the plane and get it together. There is a window of opportunity here while Mia is having fun playing with the AP boys. After the window closes, you'll see her next in either Playboy or People or both. Yes, she is that beautiful and sensual-more a playboy playmate than a porno star.
She is not finding a gem in the dark corners of Newport, but finding a diamond-cut and polished- on Alvear in front of a jewelery store. Not for everyone, BUT definitely WW material. She also will like you in all the ways you like to be liked best within reason. If reason is involved. Rather that animal lust in the finest sense of the terms.
WW-miss not hanging with you! [as long as we don't talk politics-]
MiaJohnson
08-29-11, 18:02
Hi peeps.
Cleaned out my inbox so can now receive messages again.
You can't beat having a girl that goes out to purchase about 10 pounds of meat and brings it over to your apartment to prepare an asado (for a
Clueless american that just burns kerosene). Not only that but one that proceeds to make the asado, and "keeps you busy"
While it slow cooks. Then you get to recover your energy with a ton of steak and sausage to get you ready for round 2.
Unfortunately, I had too much steak and round 2 was not on my menu. That was the 2nd time I saw the lovely Ms. Johnson.
The first was just as good- a great night at an exceptional restaurant (non-touristy. Really good food) followed by drinks and
Time getting to know each other. Wonderful personality, really intriguing and intelligent, and funny as hell. Brings a ton of
Energy that I hope you can handle.
Bottom line is that a night with Ms. Johnson should be on tourist brochures with the finest steaks and bottles of wine. It's that
Good. Surprised there hasn't been more chatter recently- but apparently the model agency she works for wasn't happy with her publicity here. She's still around though- maybe not for so much longer.
Gato Hunter
08-31-11, 10:38
I had a great session with Mia recently. If you have heart problems or other medical issues you may want to pass on her for safety reasons.
She is a sex pistol. God save the queen for exporting this very hot dame south of the equator.
We had a great session that lasted several hours and it was worth every peso. I already have a few more sessions scheduled while I am here. It was a rockstar performance on her part, I can't assign a number to it.
I had a great session with Mia recently. If you have heart problems or other medical issues you may want to pass on her for safety reasons.
She is a sex pistol. God save the queen for exporting this very hot dame south of the equator.
We had a great session that lasted several hours and it was worth every peso. I already have a few more sessions scheduled while I am here. It was a rockstar performance on her part, I can't assign a number to it.I fully agree with the recent posts from Judeezy, Gato Hunter and Miami Bob.
There is no comparison between Mia and the other chicas in BA.
I hope that she stays around as long as she can although it might not be for long.
Gentlemen I've been a lurker for some time on this wonderful and informative forum and it is now my turn to share.
I was lucky to strike the opportunity of meeting Miss Mia Johnson after thoroughly researching and reading my way through the forums. I had to see what the fuss was about.
Fuck. Me. When that girl walked through the door, it was a deadly blast of hot and intellect with a strong British accent to keep you on your guard. Better have another glass of wine.
This is not the usual escort. Trouble and cheekiness combined. I could tell I was in for a great night. As we had a few glasses of wine whilst getting to know each other, I could not help eyeing off those fantastic legs and even better those amazing breasts. Lips to match of course with a sharp witty tongue – in both conversation and the bedroom. Fucking incredible ass.
Out for dinner, Mia's choice at one of the local steakhouses. I want to test her palate in the fine delicacies of meat and wine. I allow her to make the orders. I am impressed, we dine on a mixed platter of her choice, cuts of meats. Drink a bottle of carefully chosen Malbec. I am a picky wine connoisseur at heart, and Mia is starting to trigger my cardiac arrest.
We hit the bedroom. Ha! I refuse to even share details cause it was that disgustingly sexy and hot. I would be divulging my darkest and raunchiest moments. Mia becomes overwhelmed with lust. Be very careful in deed. You are dealing mistress mastered in the art of sex.
To sum it up, Mia is a fucking gorgeous and intelligent rock star to say at the least. Gentlemen I hope you know what you're in for. The girl can hold her ground vocally and even more so in bed. So be prepared. Hope you have health insurance cause you will probably have a bypass.
This marvelous, fabulous, beautiful (inside and out) sensitive lady is incredible. In the very best way Mia is a true cortesan that I feel privledged to have been able to experience and share an evening together with very recently. This young woman is quite frankly a level above in her approach and manner to any women that I ever met or been with via this forum. She is a priceless gem that I hope to get to know and enjoy more of very soon and even more than that call a friend.
She is simply.
WOW.
I am now a confirmed member of the MJ fan club
MiaJohnson
09-18-11, 20:43
Thanks darling. See you soon
I had the pleasure of meeting Mia this week and have to add myself to the catalogue of her admirers!
She's as cool, sharp, sexy and hot as they say. Everything you could want from a casual encounter.
An experience I can't recommend enough, the only downside being the constant need for a cold shower even days later!
I had the pleasure of meeting Mia this week and have to add myself to the catalogue of her admirers!
She's as cool, sharp, sexy and hot as they say. Everything you could want from a casual encounter.
An experience I can't recommend enough, the only downside being the constant need for a cold shower even days later!Was she over $250AR?
MiaJohnson
09-22-11, 20:12
Was she over $250AR?Ha! Yes same "price" as always- but you knew that anyway. Let me guess the punchline: well if she's over 250 then its not everything you would want from a casual encounter? Xoxo.
Ha! Yes same "price" as always- but you knew that anyway. Let me guess the punchline: well if she's over 250 then its not everything you would want from a casual encounter? Xoxo.No, my punchline was.............."Nothing personal here to Mia, but I just don't understand why someone would spend $800AR+ on someone like Mia who is not from Argentina when we have these young professional Argentine cock suckers waiting to service us for 200-250AR. Than again, I don't know the meaning of life either". Isn't that what we come to Argentina for, or did I miss something? Nothing personal, Mia, just another member of the forum.
No, my punchline was."Nothing personal here to Mia, but I just don't understand why someone would spend $800AR+ on someone like Mia who is not from Argentina when we have these young professional Argentine cock suckers waiting to service us for 200-250AR. Than again, I don't know the meaning of life either". Isn't that what we come to Argentina for, or did I miss something? Nothing personal, Mia, just another member of the forum.Sometimes I like a beer sometimes a fine wine. Both can be appreciated
Stan Da Man
09-22-11, 22:09
No, my punchline was."Nothing personal here to Mia, but I just don't understand why someone would spend $800AR+ on someone like Mia who is not from Argentina when we have these young professional Argentine cock suckers waiting to service us for 200-250AR. Than again, I don't know the meaning of life either". Isn't that what we come to Argentina for, or did I miss something? Nothing personal, Mia, just another member of the forum.No offense, but I think she predicted your response dead on.
Do you really not understand why someone would spend 800 AR on someone like Mia? Isn't it pretty obvious?
They have a great Time with her, such that they believe it's worth 800 AR (or more) for the experience. Sounds pretty simple to me.
I also don't think it's fair to assume that these guys have never had experiences with the local Argentine talent. Since they're posting on this board, I would assume the opposite is true. And, some who have posted are known mongers, so it's definitely true as to them.
Still, they report a great time. Indeed, I haven't read one of them complain about price. So, isn't it obvious? The service she's providing is worth it to them, even if when one considers the availability of local talent at a cheaper price.
I understand that others may feel differently. But, what's wrong if they hold that opinion after a session? I've never had the pleasure, but I would gladly pay 800 AR for a good experience than risk 250 AR on two or three average or bad experiences. Heck, I'd usually pay 250 AR to get the memories of those types of experiences out of my skull.
I know you didn't mean to insult her at all. But, I don't find it hard to understand why someone is willing to part with 800 AR for a very highly regarded provider.
This may sound strange, but I actually think that you would enjoy enjoy her company: your senses of humor would likely crack each other up-she is every bit as sarcastic and droll as you. You both enjoy hot sex and don't necessarily think that great sex can be metered out like taxi cab services.
Yes-super hoover-estrella will provide more leche per pesos BUT I would wager that after an afternoon or evening with Mia, you would not be asking for a refund nor complaining about the totality of the experience. I am very pleased that you recommended Estrella and will spend 60 minutes or so with her and likely enjoy the experience very much and after 24-48 hours for full recover absolutely be enchanted by a Mia experience.
We have shared enough with each other and I trust your personal integrity that I will make you a gentleman's bet or go for a nice lunch if you aren't pleased with spending a full Mia session. Yes, I am actually saying I think you will get it. I know that the 800 pesos isn't the issue and you could travel to london if english birds were your favorite form of bird watching. Mia will crack you up in a way the would leave Estrella clueless. Try it you might like it.
Thanks for the intelligent responses, fellow mongers. That's why we have this forum. This post is not meant as an insult to Mia. I'm sure she is a good provider and her cost seems high to me for THIS market. Just not my cup of tea. (An English joke). Pricing is what one is comfortable with. When I get back to London I'm not going to be looking for Irish providers. And when I get back to Colombia I'm not going to be looking for Dominicanas or Thai providers. That is the point I am trying to make.
Thanks for the intelligent responses, fellow mongers. That's why we have this forum. This post is not meant as an insult to Mia. I'm sure she is a good provider and her cost seems high to me for THIS market. Just not my cup of tea. (An English joke). Pricing is what one is comfortable with. When I get back to London I'm not going to be looking for Irish providers. And when I get back to Colombia I'm not going to be looking for Dominicanas or Thai providers. That is the point I am trying to make.Your point is very valid and certainly not insulting to MIA. She is popular with some of the fellas BUT I also feel the same way as you. I don't come to BA to hang with non-latin babes. Seems a bit silly to me. The joy of Argentina is to enjoy the natural passion that our top latinas have to offer. Mia has great reviews and as far as I am concerned GOOD FOR HER! She has carved out her niche while swimming in an ocean of hot latinas. Bravo Girl! Just keep in mind that gringos with zero spanish language skills find it comforting to be with an english speaker. This appears to be her niche.
You are totally spot on dude regarding and english "bird" in Argentina. Not our cup of tea but she seems to have found her niche with some gringos on this board. The more power to her really. Happy Mongering All. Toymann
Member #3320
09-23-11, 12:34
Your point is very valid and certainly not insulting to MIA. =. Not our cup of tea but she seems to have found her niche with some gringos on this board. The more power to her really. Happy Mongering All. ToymannRemember, if she is providing good service in BA despite being a Irish woman, its good work. By the way, not met her yet. Its not only the race which is imp, good service works anywhere any day.
I don't come to BA to hang with non-latin babes. Seems a bit silly to me.However, if you were living here, "hanging with latin babes" every day, all day long, for an extended period of time, you might appreciate spending time with a English-speaking chick from your own culture, etc.
Of course, it's possible that those whose lifestyle constraints only permit them to parachute into the Argentina scene for brief periods of vaginal masturbation may never achieve this level of enlightenment.
Thanks,
Jackson
I think that's exactly it. Personally I didn't come to Argentina to seek out gatitas, I came for work. In fact, I've spent a lot of time here over the last decade, speak near flawless argento and have met plenty of latinas both conventionally and in the recolleta clubs over that time. I've had a great time with many of them, but it hasn't rendered me obsessive about the ethnic origin of my date!
On a free night I just wanted to hang out and have great sex with an attractive girl with no complications. It doesn't matter where she's from. And Mia fully realised that ambition in a way that was easily worth $800 pesos to me.
However, if you were living here,"hanging with latin babes" every day, all day long, for an extended period of time, you might appreciate spending time with a English-speaking chick from your own culture, etc.
May never achieve this level of enlightenment.
Thanks,
JacksonUnusual choice of words El Jeffe! Jajajajajajaja. One mans enlightenment may be anothers "moment of madness". You live in such a jaded cage my brother. Buena onda. Happy Mongering All. Toymann.
Ps. Go get them Mia, you have obviously created your own niche here in baires for the gringos. Well done!
MiaJohnson
09-23-11, 16:28
Unusual choice of words El Jeffe! Jajajajajajaja. One mans enlightenment may be anothers "moment of madness". You live in such a jaded cage my brother. Buena onda. Happy Mongering All. Toymann.
Ps. Go get them Mia, you have obviously created your own niche here in baires for the gringos. Well done!Thanks. I aim to please. Jajaja jax you are hilarious. Vaginal masturbation thats the best one I've heard since wizards sleeve. God I do love this forum. Who needs a tv when you've got AP <3
Quality Time
09-23-11, 17:23
Saw her today. She is witty, educated and gorgeous. Well worth the effort to meet her. Very top shelf material. You won't be disappointed. We don't all shop at Walmart :-). Planning on seeing her again next week! And oh.....did I mention she is witty, educated and gorgeous.
MiaJohnson
10-03-11, 10:37
Hey guys.
I'm away until the 17th oct. Will still be replying to PMs but bear with me if it takes me a little time. See you soon kisses MJ
Really, the only problem I have with Mia is I hate it when its time for her to go. This lady is a priceless gem with whom I enjoy every minute together.
I would like to share with you my experience with Mj. As the subject line reads she is about as good as it gets.
I first met Mia a few months back during one of my work trips to Bsas. As many of you may have noticed from my previous posts, my experience with buenos aires's working girls have not perhaps been the best. In general I was very disappointed with the standard and although I may not be a frequent "poster" on this forum, over the past few years I have had more than my fair share of illicit encounters with escorts both in europe and latin america and I can honestly say that I have not met anyone even close to the standards set by mia.
As luck would have it I found my london travel dates coinciding with hers and had the pleasure of spending this weekend just finished with her. I was somewhat sceptical at first, thinking maybe my first experiences with her in buenos aires were jaded by the lack of competition but when we hooked up on Friday evening within about 2 seconds I was sure that what lay ahead was a reckless weekend of misbehaviour and that is exactly what it was.
This girl is something different- a pleasure to spend time with absolutely drop dead gorgeous looks wise with the witty charming personality to boot. Customer satisfaction guaranteed. If you want to look at it as an investment it was definately more than worth it she works hard and plays even harder.
As I read this review I find myself tempted to get back on the plane for another round of pure sexual deviance. Yes she really is that good.
Mia is pretty, she is nice!
But. Guys, this forum is about Buenos Aires. Anyone who is coming here to look for a British pretty lady, is in my opinion in the wrong place.
What might be the prettiest in London, is maybe above average in Buenos Aires, Good service London style? in my opinion; maybe a 7 here. She is a nice person and she speaks our language. She tries more than any other British woman I ever seen, but I would not go all the way to Buenos Aires to meet her again.
I am here because I want to hear Spanish, to be with a latina, to be away from the Anglo-Saxon type.
Reading all your reports about Mia, I wonder where do go and who do you meet when you are in Buenos Aires.
To me; there is much more (and better) to this great city than MJ. And again Mia is a nice and trying person.
Its not her fault this city has some of the greatest chicas in the world. It might be yours, or this forum fault you did not meet those great gems.
Mia is pretty, she is nice!
But. Guys, this forum is about Buenos Aires. Anyone who is coming here to look for a British pretty lady, is in my opinion in the wrong place.None of us jets to BA to meet a British lady, I agree.
However, she seems to be very special and IMO, maybe worth spending one evening with (and a shag or two) in light of all the terrific comments posted about her in this forum.
After-all, how many times does a girl like her show up?
Flexible Horn
10-12-11, 16:10
None of us jets to BA to meet a British lady, I agree.
However, she seems to be very special and IMO, maybe worth spending one evening with (and a shag or two) in light of all the terrific comments posted about her in this forum.
After-all, how many times does a girl like her show up?I have never met miss Johnson, but reading the reports she sounds like any average English woman.
Daddy Rulz
10-12-11, 20:00
I have never met miss Johnson, but reading the reports she sounds like any average English woman.Any chance in BsAs?
TejanoLibre
10-12-11, 21:27
I have never met miss Johnson, but reading the reports she sounds like any average English woman.You live across the pond and Shag English girls for breakfast so that's easy for you to say!
Lovely Girl!
TL.
P. S- Have I got a good one for you mate!
Dear Flex, Mia ia about as average an English Lady as Patton was an average General or Ali was an average boxer. In short, and I say this with respect, on this topic, you are full of it.
I have personaly really met MIA and spent time with her and so I feel qualified to give my opinion of her. I have also lived all over this amazing globe and had fun with pros and normal free sprited ladies from Bangcock (pun intentional) to Vegas for more the 40 years and I still say that this lovely Lady is one of the tops in all over experience that I have ever had the repeated pleasure of being with and while I would always accept an opinion from someone who knows her and feels otherwise, I really feel that those who don't know someone have zero right to an opinion of them. From your comment Flex I would imagine you to be someone with a very high opinion of yourself at the cost of those around you but even that is just a guess as I don't know you but at least based on your comments not someone elses but really FLEX after just READING THE REPORTS you feel you are able to opinionate and slur someone you don't know really demonstrates your level. Not hers which is clearly way over yours
Daddy Rulz
10-13-11, 23:47
I believe Flex, as an Englishmen, was refering to his opinion that awesomeness is a common quality in English birds.
Flexible Horn
10-14-11, 07:28
I believe Flex, as an Englishmen, was refering to his opinion that awesomeness is a common quality in English birds.Hello, Daddy.
Long long time hope your well.
It as you know was a tongue in cheek comment, I was just upselling English birds.
Miss Johnson must be exceptional, the guy has questioned my integrity without knowing me or he just lacks a sense of humour.
MiaJohnson
10-14-11, 11:37
Hi boys. I'm back in bsas and ready to play. Kisses Mj
Daddy Rulz
10-14-11, 12:23
A couple things, only people that know you are allowed to comment on your lack of integrity, I'm sure Mia is a fine lady but Daddy would pass at that price (no offence ma'am I'm sure you're worth every centavo) and there is no fucking U in humor you wanker! Where in the hell did you learn your English?
Hello, Daddy.
Long long time hope your well.
It as you know was a tongue in cheek comment, I was just upselling English birds.
Miss Johnson must be exceptional, the guy has questioned my integrity without knowing me or he just lacks a sense of humour.
And kisses from Kalamazoo / MI (USA) - just arrived from a long trip from Germany. CU in November.
Skittenbrever
10-17-11, 13:04
Does she have some email address or cell. Phone!
Does she have some email address or cell. Phone!Hi Skittenbrever,
I know this might sound somewhat obvious, but did you consider the the idea of sending her a PM?
Thanks,
Jackson
She's back and better then ever. Seeing her again later in the week. Once I recover from the last time heheh
MiaJohnson
10-19-11, 15:00
She's back and better then ever. Seeing her again later in the week. Once I recover from the last time hehehThanks luvvvaaaaa.
Hello, Daddy.
Long long time hope your well.
It as you know was a tongue in cheek comment, I was just upselling English birds.
Miss Johnson must be exceptional, the guy has questioned my integrity without knowing me or he just lacks a sense of humour.Truly Never Meant to question integerity but do find it disheartening when anyone who does not know a person make comments about them that may affect their livelyhood or income. If their real life experience with you deserve good or bad comments so be it and more power to you but otherwise I firmly believe this forum should continue to be one the relates experiences and not suppositions when it affects the welfare of others.
Member #4112
10-24-11, 14:27
Mia is back in town and as incomparable as ever. We have gotten together twice this trip and as always one could not ask for a more intelligent, classy and sexy woman for a companion.
TejanoLibre
10-24-11, 19:12
A couple things, only people that know you are allowed to comment on your lack of integrity, I'm sure Mia is a fine lady but Daddy would pass at that price (no offence ma'am I'm sure you're worth every centavo) and there is no fucking U in humor you wanker! Where in the hell did you learn your English?
An English lesson from someone that can't spell?
OFFENSE! Just like your usage of offence depends on where your from !
Humor or Humour are BOTH correct depending on which side of the pond that you come from!
My friend the Flexible Horn is an Englishman and has the right to comment on the virtues of English women.
I have not met enough English Birds to be able to say one way or the other.
I prefer Latin girls and that is why I am in BA.
Well, that's one of the reasons!
I suggest you leave the man alone!
He is about 6ft. 4inches tall and 280 lbs!
TL.
P. S- Miss Johnson has MY seal of approval!
That is worth GOLD!
I am not going to post on anything private about her as I would hope that she would also respect my privacy. You boys are off base and sometimes should not be too judgemental without talking to the lady first.
I fully appreaciate she may not be what many people want, but " life can be like a box of chocolates" Her parents may have chosen England, but she chose Buenos Aires.
Chose any flavor that pleases you and keep and smile on your face. That's what it is all supposed to be about.
PS White Cat please give us more of your locale 250 pesos gems--this cat is a scary judge of talent.
MiaJohnson
11-02-11, 08:58
Am away until the 6th nov. Besos
Am away until the 6th nov. BesosEnjoy your holidays! CU in 2 weeks.
MiaJohnson
11-05-11, 16:38
Enjoy your holidays! CU in 2 weeks.Bad news: Vacays are over Good news: I'm back and bronzed.
MiaJohnson
11-08-11, 17:55
Dearest "mongers"
I feel it necessary to make a little annoucement here on my thread due to several messages I have been getting lately I want to clear up any confusion. My rate is 850 pesos INCLUDING taxi. My availability is from mondays to fridays and dinner dates are NOT necessary if you don't want to do that! (for some reason people seem to think this is a requirement its really not!)
Also there is no "special" rate for a "test drive" or "drop in" to an apartment (outcalls ONLY) and I also don't accept IOU's or ipods / celphones / dogs in payment (yes all of the above really has been in messages)
Ta v much.
Mj.
I also don't accept IOU's or ipods / celphones / dogs in payment (yes all of the above really has been in messages)Someone offered to pay you with... a dog?
What's the story behind that? Was he out of chickens?
It never ceases to amaze me how cheap some guys are.
Thanks,
Jackson
What's the story behind that? Was he out of chickens?
It never ceases to amaze me how cheap some guys are.
Thanks,
JacksonThats why I call "them" Cheap CockSuckers Jackson.
Exon
TejanoLibre
11-09-11, 01:02
Dearest "mongers"
I feel it necessary to make a little annoucement here on my thread due to several messages I have been getting lately I want to clear up any confusion. My rate is 850 pesos INCLUDING taxi. My availability is from mondays to fridays and dinner dates are NOT necessary if you don't want to do that! (for some reason people seem to think this is a requirement its really not!)
Also there is no "special" rate for a "test drive" or "drop in" to an apartment (outcalls ONLY) and I also don't accept IOU's or ipods / celphones / dogs in payment (yes all of the above really has been in messages)
Ta v much.
Mj.Actually it's more of an INSULT than a funny situation!
I guess it depends on what kind of dog it is!
I'll trade you mine! She is like my child and is actually worth a bunch of Pesos!
Seriously, there are guys on THIS board that are accustomed to bringing down a cell phone, IPOD or maybe a PlayStaion for a good ride.
The average girl down here would be thrilled; however, we should ALL realize that you are not an A. B. A. F!
Average Buenos Aires Female!
A Classic English Beauty with a firmly planted head on her shoulders that does NOT need to meet "Cheap Cocksucker's" like Old X would say!
The dog must have been a local asshole's offer because it would cost too much money and paperwork to bring down a "Used" dog to trade!
W. T. F!
Please tells us ALL about it!
It's TOO funny!
I have traded food, drinks, jokes, carisma and drugs but NEVER a dog!
Although my D. O. G is a Pussy Magnet!
It's like having a "Leg Sled!"
A "Leg Sled" being a nice car in case you boys were curious!
So best of luck Honey and send the cheap M. O. F. O. S to me and I'll find them a Dominican Skank in Constitucion.
Might be a Chick with a Dick but what do you expect for a fucking phone!
TL
It must be Argie culture. A few years ago I had a entire family at my gate wanting to klnow if I was interested in trading one of my lambs for one of their daughters. The lamb was for their Christmas dinner and the daughter would be mine for the weekend. Needless to say I was left speechless. Not to mention none of the girls could have been older then 16!
TejanoLibre
11-09-11, 09:53
It must be Argie culture. A few years ago I had a entire family at my gate wanting to klnow if I was interested in trading one of my lambs for one of their daughters. The lamb was for their Christmas dinner and the daughter would be mine for the weekend. Needless to say I was left speechless. Not to mention none of the girls could have been older then 16!I feel sorry for the lamb!
I guess Mia could eat the dog for her Christmas Dinner!
TL
PS- My Dear MJ , I hope you realize that I am joking about the dog because it is a rediculous request !
MiaJohnson
11-10-11, 01:56
Dog for chow= fail.
Adore you TL (even though I've never actually spoken to or met you ajjaaj)
TejanoLibre
11-10-11, 02:09
Dog for chow= fail.
Adore you TL (even though I've never actually spoken to or met you ajjaaj) That can be arranged!
How about a Tri-Colored PITBULL instead?
TL.
P. S. - A Chow in China recently sold for over 1 MILLION dollars! I think it was a Chow!
He can sell his jizz for over $100,000.00 a shot !
Hell , I only got $60.00 dollars a shot for mine when I was in the "Business!"
That was a truly painful job !
Talk about "Sperm Management!"
Hell , I invented it 25 years before Exon did !
MiaJohnson
11-15-11, 17:29
Hey everyone
Just to let you know that as of now I am available mondays to thursdays and Sunday evenings, not on fridays or saturdays.
Besos.
MJ
Hey everyone
Just to let you know that as of now I am available mondays to thursdays and Sunday evenings, not on fridays or saturdays.
Besos.
MJGuys, every time I am with this lady it gets better. For those who enjoy more than just the bed (which is great) but also the company of a woman in a GFE type experience without the rush or the pro attitude then Mia is very much a top choice on this forum. Now if what you want is the pure (lets get physical) Pro then try the recomendations by experienced mongers like Toyman or Tejano on this forum which are a whole different type of experience (very enjoyable to be sure and lots of fun and games) but for me its been a long time to really enjoy not just the first whole evening but every evening since that I have had with Mia, but then I have always been about quality. Not quantity.
My bet is that Mia in this business will have a very small time during which she is available to us before she will dissappear from the market. This window won't stay open very long with this elegant lady and so my simple recommendation is to enjoy her before the very fine wine that is Mia is gone to us forever.
That way she will have more time free to spend with me!
Member #3320
11-17-11, 06:34
My bet is that Mia in this business will have a very small time during which she is available to us before she will dissappear from the market. This window won't stay open very long with this elegant lady and so my simple recommendation is to enjoy her before the very fine wine that is Mia is gone to us forever.Mr Jackson,
It will be great if you could invite the "infamous" Mia for the Thanksgiving party?
ReggaeMusic
11-23-11, 13:58
Hello, everybody,
I have been coming to Argentina for quite some time now and while I often browse this forum I am not an active participant. However this girl really deserves a round of applause so I will share my experience with her.
I had the pleasure of meeting mia a few days ago and I can honestly say my expectations were more than exceeded. She blew my mind. (among other things hehe)
Such a beautiful little thing both inside and out and I will put it out there and tell you the whole experience was one of the best I have ever had. Extremely sensual, beautiful refined and very naughty. Pretty much everything you could want from an evening of misbehaviour both in bed and out. Definately worth looking up next time I am back and the time after that and the time after that.
Cheers.
This lady has more curves than a circle. Her skill level is also upped a notch. Her oral administrations have reached for the skies. Top 10% of my lifetime data base. Still the same charming and naughty self. I agree with Kevins: the window of opportunity will eventually close. If in doubt have the experience now rather than later and I'd bet there won't be a later within the next year.
Exxon123-Advanced finger tip action on the HJ aspects of the various techniques employed to increase the spiritual aspects of the experience. The girl they call the "mouth of god" on the argentine forros still has her beat, but that honey is just the best. [look it up, I'm not telling. She is already too busy]. E-this lady is approaching Carolina levels within your frame of reference, but not yet there. Ms mia has lots of RAM and may yet reach a high plateau than caro."the mouth of god" and caro are on about the same level and someone else is rising in the ranks by leaps and bounds.
ReggaeMusic
11-28-11, 12:13
This lady has more curves than a circle. Her skill level is also upped a notch. Her oral administrations have reached for the skies. Top 10% of my lifetime data base. Still the same charming and naughty self. I agree with Kevins: the window of opportunity will eventually close. If in doubt have the experience now rather than later and I'd bet there won't be a later within the next year.
Exxon123-Advanced finger tip action on the HJ aspects of the various techniques employed to increase the spiritual aspects of the experience. The girl they call the "mouth of god" on the argentine forros still has her beat, but that honey is just the best. [look it up, I'm not telling. She is already too busy]. E-this lady is approaching Carolina levels within your frame of reference, but not yet there. Ms mia has lots of RAM and may yet reach a high plateau than caro."the mouth of god" and caro are on about the same level and someone else is rising in the ranks by leaps and bounds.Well said bob. Mj is dynamite.
This lady has more curves than a circle. Her skill level is also upped a notch. Her oral administrations have reached for the skies. Top 10% of my lifetime data base. Still the same charming and naughty self. I agree with Kevins: the window of opportunity will eventually close. If in doubt have the experience now rather than later and I'd bet there won't be a later within the next year.
Exxon123-Advanced finger tip action on the HJ aspects of the various techniques employed to increase the spiritual aspects of the experience. The girl they call the "mouth of god" on the argentine forros still has her beat, but that honey is just the best. [look it up, I'm not telling. She is already too busy]. E-this lady is approaching Carolina levels within your frame of reference, but not yet there. Ms mia has lots of RAM and may yet reach a high plateau than caro."the mouth of god" and caro are on about the same level and someone else is rising in the ranks by leaps and bounds.I am Glad / sad to see more people understanding what a gem this lady is. Glad for her as she truly deserves the recognition for the way she is (if she is any thing like she is with others as she is when with me) when with me and sad because she is already difficult at times to book
For Someone like me who earns in pesos, lives and works in Argentina (now way more than 30 years) and a couple of years ago had finally finished with all personal commitments this site has been incredibly helpful to me in finding fun women to be with. And to give back and keep it alive is the only reason I continue to post my experiences even repeats with people when worth mentioning. And after very recently spending yet another wonderful night with Mia I feel it only fair to try and explain why I keep posting about her here.
A night with Mia can very simply be (if you let it by acting like a normal human being on a date) the best time out (or in) you ever had with a young lady. She is charming, funny, witty, a bit scatterbrained at times, quick, well traveled, an active, athletic person with a friendly, open personality you rarely find in anyone. Let alone in this incredibly looking very hot woman putting all her attention and focus on you during the whole evening together.
And so the quality of the night and way I feel after it makes this lady very special for me and worth recommending again. It can be like a step back in time when one was dating and hoping to meet and find someone just like her to have a fun day or night with. Or just an evening snuggled up at home have great sex and enjoyng each others company. Whichever it is if you just go with the flow with her it is GREAT.
Most of you that know me, know I don't give out praise to ANYone lightly. I don't do that here either. I do so because this truly lady deserves it.
TejanoLibre
12-15-11, 02:42
For Someone like me who earns in pesos, lives and works in Argentina (now way more than 30 years) and a couple of years ago had finally finished with all personal commitments this site has been incredibly helpful to me in finding fun women to be with. And to give back and keep it alive is the only reason I continue to post my experiences even repeats with people when worth mentioning. And after very recently spending yet another wonderful night with Mia I feel it only fair to try and explain why I keep posting about her here.
A night with Mia can very simply be (if you let it by acting like a normal human being on a date) the best time out (or in) you ever had with a young lady. She is charming, funny, witty, a bit scatterbrained at times, quick, well traveled, an active, athletic person with a friendly, open personality you rarely find in anyone. Let alone in this incredibly looking very hot woman putting all her attention and focus on you during the whole evening together.
And so the quality of the night and way I feel after it makes this lady very special for me and worth recommending again. It can be like a step back in time when one was dating and hoping to meet and find someone just like her to have a fun day or night with. Or just an evening snuggled up at home have great sex and enjoyng each others company. Whichever it is if you just go with the flow with her it is GREAT.
Most of you that know me, know I don't give out praise to ANYone lightly. I don't do that here either. I do so because this truly lady deserves it.You can take it to the BANK!
Praise from this Yank is hard to come by!
Thanks K!
TL
A night with Mia can very simply be (if you let it by acting like a normal human being on a date) the best time out (or in) you ever had with a young lady. She is charming, funny, witty, a bit scatterbrained at times, quick, well traveled, an active, athletic person with a friendly, open personality you rarely find in anyone. Let alone in this incredibly looking very hot woman putting all her attention and focus on you during the whole evening together.
And so the quality of the night and way I feel after it makes this lady very special for me and worth recommending again. It can be like a step back in time when one was dating and hoping to meet and find someone just like her to have a fun day or night with. Or just an evening snuggled up at home have great sex and enjoyng each others company. Whichever it is if you just go with the flow with her it is GREAT.Fully agree.
Mia is very good company to spend your time with, although not suitable for someone looking for a one hour session at 250 pesos.
As many have already said, it's like comparing a full course dinner in a good French restaurant with matching wine vs a quarter pounder with Coke.
Of course, I don't mean to talk bad about quick food nor short sessions.
Sometimes you want these kind of food / sex. (I do too.)
young lady.In this case, what does "young" mean, is a number possible?
Thanks for the PM with information. Much obliged.
MiaJohnson
12-19-11, 17:50
awww Thanks guys your so kind. I too enjoy every minute spent with you! Besos
What more can be said about Mia that hasn't already been said? She's the gold standard for me, working at such a higher level than the other girls I've seen in Buenos Aires, almost to the point where it's laughable. She has never once looked at a clock and said she has to split. I never feel like I'm with a working girl, rather more like I'm on a date with a girl and I'm guaranteed to score. Smart, funny, well traveled and impeccably put together (she's a great dresser) , she's just perfect every friggin' time. Why is it so difficult for other girls to figure this out? And the sex is amazing, which is the point, isn't it? Now I'm home in cold and sterile sex prison wishing I was back in Buenos Aires in bed with Mia. No wonder I drink so much this time if year. Damn.
She's the best and that's fucking it. It'll be a sad day in BsAs if / when she decides to move on.
MiaJohnson
12-23-11, 14:12
Hey guys
Just to wish you all a very Merry Christmas and a happy new year. I am around until 13 January when I leave for vacations for a few weeks!
Besos.
Mj
There once was a girl named Mia.
How she makes me feel, Mama Mia!
Between the smile on her face.
And her curves covered in lace.
I get lost, in the delight. That is Mia.
. - .
She shows up to the door with a smile.
Just that. And I'm hard for a while,
But she takes care of that!
Man! She takes care of that!
And my smile lasts more than a while!
. - .
I know that you're saying dumb schmuck!
He got involved.She's in his head- so he's fucked!
But I swear to you gents!
I 'm not speaking from my pants!
This Mia. Is well. Mama Mia!
. - .
So do or don't take my advice.
I've said so once, twice and now thrice!
But when she is gone,
And you cry your forlorn.
Don't blame me. If you've never met Mia!
MiaJohnson
01-13-12, 15:16
Hey guys.
Just to say I am away now until the 26th of January when I will be returning to BA bronzed, horny and ready to play. Haha.
I will be checking my inbox here from time to time, but best to email me directly miajohnson2525@gmail.com
Have a great 2 weeks all.
Love,
Mj
MiaJohnson
01-25-12, 17:07
Hey peeps.
I'm back this Thursday the 26 after a wonderful time away. And a couple of new tricks up my sleeve.
So pm me or email to arrane meetings. Have recently received a few messages trying to barter my price down. Sorry chaps but its non negotiable! Please have the same respect for me as I have for you! I don't try to bargain down time spent so lets play like naughty grown ups ok? If 850 is too pricey then there are many other cheaper options which I'm sure TL can help you find! Love sex and magic, MJ xoxo
Hey peeps.
If 850 is too pricey then there are many other cheaper options which I'm sure TL can help you find! Love sex and magic, MJ xoxoYou said it Mia. Except all you have to do is read the board for plenty of hot blooded latina talent like Luciana Love, Gysel, etc, etc. Etc. At a much more competitive price (assuming you are NOT looking for a rental friend for a whole evening). I take my hat off to you though. You have certainly created a niche with some of our board members. That said, your price of 850 pesos is higher than my TLN price so the time factor may or maybe not relevant to the conversation. Our current common friends speak very highly of you Mia, but certainly do not compare the experience (en la cama) with a top flight argentinian as being comparable or equal (assuming you can speak or comprehend the language of course). Glad your business is going well. Happy Mongering All. Toymann
Mia what are you doing Friday afternoon?
Maybe we could hook up after the Palermo Civilian Pick Up Competition and before Jackson's dinner?
Love Rick.
Our current common friends speak very highly of you Mia, but certainly do not compare the experience (en la cama) with a top flight Argentinian as being comparable or equal (assuming you can speak or comprehend the language of course).Not sure what you're saying here Toymann. Are you implying that men have told you that she's NOT as good in bed as other local top-flight Argentine women? Really? You post in the thread of a girl with whom you've never been with, give her a backhanded compliment on her business model, and then criticize her bed skills? If I'm mis-reading your post, please clarify. But of all the women in Buenos Aires I've been with, Argie or not, top-flight or not, she's as good as it gets. And there's are scores of men in this thread who feel the same. And yes, she is totally fluent.
And yes, she is totally fluent.Fluent yes. But she does have this funny accent! . I'm sorry! I just couldn't resist!
You said it Mia. Except all you have to do is read the board for plenty of hot blooded latina talent like Luciana Love, Gysel, etc, etc. Etc. At a much more competitive price (assuming you are NOT looking for a rental friend for a whole evening). I take my hat off to you though. You have certainly created a niche with some of our board members. That said, your price of 850 pesos is higher than my TLN price so the time factor may or maybe not relevant to the conversation. Our current common friends speak very highly of you Mia, but certainly do not compare the experience (en la cama) with a top flight argentinian as being comparable or equal (assuming you can speak or comprehend the language of course). Glad your business is going well. Happy Mongering All. ToymannWith all due respect Toymann, why are you slagging off a girl who you have never met? Reading the way you write about her, you will most likely never meet her. (If she is interested in meeting you after a post like this!)
I read the board frequently, and I read a lot of your posts slagging off girls for all sorts of reasons. In general I get the impression that you want to "force" the girls to change their pricing because _you_ think the price is too high. Since we are living in a free world, you are entitled to that opinion. (And all the other opinions you have ventilated here on the forum) But that also means that other people, including the girls, are entitled to their own opinion / price strategy / service level etc. Simply said, it is none of your business what the girls charge. It is your choice to use their services or not. If for some reason you think the girl is not worth the money she is charging, then just don't book her. But that also means that you should refrain from commenting on their threads regarding their rate / services etc. Once you have met a girl you have more "right" to write about those aspects in their thread. Venting in a general thread about "the golden pussy syndrome" is of course a total different issue.
I might sound like a moderator now, sorry Jackson, but I am getting fed up with reading your opinions all over the board about girls you have not met. And I think I am not the only one.
So if you are convinced that Ms Johnson is not worth what she is asking, then just get over the fact that you will not meet her. I think she is intelligent enough to read the board, see what other girls are doing / charging etc, so there is no reason for you to point it out to her. And I highly doubt that she will change her rates / services etc because you want her to do so.
Seaman.
PS: The funny thing is that you write about her performance en la cama, while you have never met her. (You compare her with your experiences with other "top flight argentinian" so that means you have experience with Ms Johnson. You can not use somebody else his experience to compare a girl to another girl.) The other thing what comes to mind if I read comments like this in one of your posts, is the comment you made some time ago (not on the forum) about the performance "en la cama" of an "used-to-be-a-boy". That's why I take a lot of your "raving" of other girls with a grain of salt.
PS: The funny thing is that you write about her performance en la cama, while you have never met her. (You compare her with your experiences with other "top flight argentinian" so that means you have experience with Ms Johnson. You can not use somebody else his experience to compare a girl to another girl.) The other thing what comes to mind if I read comments like this in one of your posts, is the comment you made some time ago (not on the forum) about the performance "en la cama" of an "used-to-be-a-boy". That's why I take a lot of your "raving" of other girls with a grain of salt.If you read my post you would see that I have, in fact, some good friends on this board that have been with Ms. Mia. I trust the comments of these fellas that I have known for quite some time. We have shared several girls over the years and have a general frame of reference. I did not "slag" Mia but, lets keep it real", her fee is above market. My point nothing more dude. By the way, my buddies quite enjoy Mia's company.
YOU may feel that " You can not use somebody else his experience to compare a girl to another girl". It's YOUR opinion, even if you're are wrong! My friends and I quite often share recommendations regarding chicas and discuss the experiences after the fact. Many times, I bring a buddy with me on these trips, and I arrange chicas for them (occasionally, without the chica knowing). And yes Seaman. WE TALK! Maybe you don't have any mongering buddies. I DO!
Comments like YOURS is the reason that I now share my black book with only friends and newbies that PM me. It happens more than you think. In your case, now NEVER! If you know any of my friends on this board you can ask them what type of chicas I run with in BA. I feel pretty confident that I know what a top flight argentine chica is after more than 7 years and over 15 mongering and fishing trips. I also challenge you to show me which chica I have been ragging on the board recently. Good old Chanel was quite a while ago. I didn't think my post was offensive to MIA at all. She commented on the board that members STOP asking her to adjust her fee as there were many more reasonably priced chicas available in BA. I simply chimed in that I agreed with her statement, and for the benifit of the other board members, I also indicated that although MIA has developed quite a successful following on the board, a top flight Argentina puta she is not (the english bird experience MAY be different) , based on the reports (which were all quite positive) I have collected from board members she has seen.
I find your 1040 approach to roaring in to defend the poor Ms. Mia quite hillarious. Based on what my buddies have told me about Ms. Mia I very much doubt she found my post offensive. Furthermore, based on my buddies reports, I also feel quite confident that Ms. Mia doesn't need YOU to come to her rescue. As far as your "used to be a boy comment" that I supposedly said to you. WTF. This goofyness requires no response. I don't even know who you are and doubt we have ever met.
In conclusion Seaman, your 1040 behavior actually makes me a tad sick. Guys like you just see what you want to see I guesse. Please reread my post. Your comprehension isn't very good. Happy Mongering All. Toymann
Not sure what you're saying here Toymann. Are you implying that men have told you that she's NOT as good in bed as other local top-flight Argentine women?I am thrilled Chezz that you feel Mia is the best chica YOU have ever been with. Bully for you. At the end of the day, the only cock you need to please is your own! That said, I really don't get why you think my post was so offensive to Ms. Mia. This board exists to share information and opinions. You are welcome to disagree with me. No problem. But the whole 1040 thing kinda kills me. Your reference to language skills confuses me. My point, assuming I didn't confuse the issue, was that if you have reasonable spanish your experience with a top-flight argentinian girl will be enhanced. My assumption, regarding all the fuss about MIA, is that because she speaks perfect english the non-spanish speakers find the experience with her to be better than trying to muddle through commuincating wth a spanish only speaker. Certainly, in my experience, the truely top-flight chicas speak very little english (with the exception of Lucianna Love THAT IS A TOP FLIGHT CHICA en la cama, and in person!). This is why I have over the past 7 years worked very hard on my comprehension and communication in spanish. I just spent 10 days in the DR not long ago with one of my spanish only speaking favouritas and we had a great time. This would not have been possible years ago for me. Hope this clears up the confusion. I ask you to consider only one thing before responding. Because my opinion is that Ms. Mia's skills are not equivalent to a top flight argentinian (based on my research with members of this board that I trust) , does this really constitute an INSULT! Really? Based on my statement Ms. Mia could be a top 10% chica in BA. Why all the emotional blather regarding my comment. Again, I feel pretty confident that if she found my comment offensive she would have PM'd me or posted a response. I'm guessing her skin isn't that thin, and she brought up the issue of lower cost chicas being available. I just added that there are many of these more reasonably priced girls that have pretty awsome skills and with a little research on this board it won't take long to find them. Happy Mongering Chezz. Toymann.
Ps. If I offended you Ms. Mia. Please accept my deepest apologies. As far as the 1040 posters go. Whatever!
PPS. My compliment to Ms. Mia was NOT intended to be backhanded. It was quite sincere. I am always happy when someone makes a good living and creates a sound following. I just read my post over several times and really don't get the whole backhanded thing. To each there own!
If you read my post you would see that I have, in fact, some good friends on this board that have been with Ms. Mia. I trust the comments of these fellas that I have known for quite some time. We have shared several girls over the years and have a general frame of reference. I did not "slag" Mia but, lets keep it real", her fee is above market. My point nothing more dude. By the way, my buddies quite enjoy Mia's company.
YOU may feel that " You can not use somebody else his experience to compare a girl to another girl". It's YOUR opinion, even if you're are wrong! My friends and I quite often share recommendations regarding chicas and discuss the experiences after the fact. Many times, I bring a buddy with me on these trips, and I arrange chicas for them (occasionally, without the chica knowing). And yes Seaman. WE TALK! Maybe you don't have any mongering buddies. I DO!I am very happy for you and your friends who share the information and are all alike (enough) to "know" that the information shared is as correct as it would be if it would have been your own experience. (Strange though, since there are 2 people involved in the "transaction", and the chemistry etc between them is 100% dependent on the 2 people involved. No 2 experiences will be the same.)
Comments like YOURS is the reason that I now share my black book with only friends and newbies that PM me. It happens more than you think. In your case, now NEVER! If you know any of my friends on this board you can ask them what type of chicas I run with in BA. I feel pretty confident that I know what a top flight argentine chica is after more than 7 years and over 15 mongering and fishing trips.You seem to know a lot of things because of "only" 15 trips in 7 years. (That makes an average of 2 trips per year.) Since you don't know me, as you write below, you can't judge my experience / knowledge etc. Maybe I have "a little bit" more experience than you with girls in Argentina. Who knows! (You don't!) Most likely you will never find out. Why? Because of members like _you_, members with a lot more knowledge / experience don't post (anymore).
I also challenge you to show me which chica I have been ragging on the board recently. Good old Chanel was quite a while ago. I didn't think my post was offensive to MIA at all. She commented on the board that members STOP asking her to adjust her fee as there were many more reasonably priced chicas available in BA. I simply chimed in that I agreed with her statement, and for the benifit of the other board members, I also indicated that although MIA has developed quite a successful following on the board, a top flight Argentina puta she is not (the english bird experience MAY be different) , based on the reports (which were all quite positive) I have collected from board members she has seen.Again you make the same mistake. You judge a girl's performance on second hand knowledge. That is extremely unreliable since the performance _will_ differ from encounter to encounter. Besides that, it is none (YES NONE!) of your business what a girl charges for her companionship services. I highly doubt if you would find a top performing Argentine girl who charges 150 pesos per hour that you would tell her to raise her fees. No, I think you would try to keep her to yourself (or maybe share her info with some of your friends) , but you will never tell her to increase her rates! Therefore I think the only issue you have with a girl like Ms Johnson is her rate.
And if you don't think the post was offensive, why do you think it was not only me replied to it thinking differently?
I find your 1040 approach to roaring in to defend the poor Ms. Mia quite hillarious. Based on what my buddies have told me about Ms. Mia I very much doubt she found my post offensive. Furthermore, based on my buddies reports, I also feel quite confident that Ms. Mia doesn't need YOU to come to her rescue. As far as your "used to be a boy comment" that I supposedly said to you. WTF. This goofyness requires no response. I don't even know who you are and doubt we have
Ever met.Well, actually we have met. But I never said that you made the remark to me. I have friends I trust too, you know!
This post is in Ms Johnson's thread, but I am referring to the general behavior you show on the forum. It is very irritating to a lot of people. Funny enough within an hour of posting my reply yesterday I got PM's of several people agreeing with me that I am not the only one who gets irritated by similar posts (The "everybody is stupid, and I am the smartest / best" kind of posts) of you. (No! I won't share their names!)
In conclusion Seaman, your 1040 behavior actually makes me a tad sick. Guys like you just see what you want to see I guesse. Please reread my post. Your comprehension isn't very good. Happy Mongering All. ToymannMr Toymann; For a person with so much experience, you should know that the name is actually "840", not "1040". But I highly doubt that you know why it is called "840".
I am thrilled Chezz that you feel Mia is the best chica YOU have ever been with. Bully for you. At the end of the day, the only cock you need to please is your own! That said, I really don't get why you think my post was so offensive to Ms. Mia. This board exists to share information and opinions. You are welcome to disagree with me. No problem. But the whole 1040 thing kinda kills me. Your reference to language skills confuses me. My point, assuming I didn't confuse the issue, was that if you have reasonable spanish your experience with a top-flight argentinian girl will be enhanced. My assumption, regarding all the fuss about MIA, is that because she speaks perfect english the non-spanish speakers find the experience with her to be better than trying to muddle through commuincating wth a spanish only speaker. Certainly, in my experience, the truely top-flight chicas speak very little english (with the exception of Lucianna Love THAT IS A TOP FLIGHT CHICA en la cama, and in person!). This is why I have over the past 7 years worked very hard on my comprehension and communication in spanish. I just spent 10 days in the DR not long ago with one of my spanish only speaking favouritas and we had a great time. This would not have been possible years ago for me. Hope this clears up the confusion. I ask you to consider only one thing before responding. Because my opinion is that Ms. Mia's skills are not equivalent to a top flight argentinian (based on my research with members of this board that I trust) , does this really constitute an INSULT! Really? Based on my statement Ms. Mia could be a top 10% chica in BA. Why all the emotional blather regarding my comment. Again, I feel pretty confident that if she found my comment offensive she would have PM'd me or posted a response. I'm guessing her skin isn't that thin, and she brought up the issue of lower cost chicas being available. I just added that there are many of these more reasonably priced girls that have pretty awsome skills and with a little research on this board it won't take long to find them. Happy Mongering Chezz. Toymann.
Ps. If I offended you Ms. Mia. Please accept my deepest apologies. As far as the 1040 posters go. Whatever!
PPS. My compliment to Ms. Mia was NOT intended to be backhanded. It was quite sincere. I am always happy when someone makes a good living and creates a sound following. I just read my post over several times and really don't get the whole backhanded thing. To each there own!Mr. Toyman At this point to me it has less to do with Mia or Lu and more your strange attitude AND LACK OF UNDERSTANDING IT.
Having also been around the block more than once I am surprised at you. Doing comparison based on heresay is like comparing ACTUALLY DOING IT to being the VOYUER and watching others interact while you play with yourself. You may appreciate what is happening but as the voyuer you still don't have the real physical experience only your head game. I too take recommendations from others but do not use someone else recommendation or comments as my own until I have had the opportunity to have the experience MYSELF. I have been both with Lu and with Mia many times and both are class acts in the bedroom (and out but that is not the discussion here) though very different in the way they do it. Lu at least WITH ME (only experience I can give) while never passive is more laid back while Mia (WITH ME) is a bit more active. Both are very nice and reflect more the personalities of the two women and my personality then anything else which is why personal experience is what should be talked about. Not heresay. Otherwise it just becomes an ego trip and not a helpful informative forum dedicated to enjoying one of life's nicest pleasures. Real physical interaction between 2 or more consenting adults. I could continue but I hope the point I am trying to make is clear. Review anyone you have been with anyway you wish but quite frankly it is incredibly pompous to review or comment (positive or negative) on someone you have never even met let alone experienced.
Member #4112
01-28-12, 12:20
Regarding Mia, everyone is entitled to their opinion be it good, bad or indifferent. Post and move on mongers.
As we are all aware one man's delight is another man's disappointment, so comparing two vastly dissimilar women such as Luciana Love and Mia is a bit of a waste of time IMHO.
I have always found Mia to be a charming, witty, engaging companion, and I have seen Mia on multiple occasions since she has been on the board.
IMHO she is a '10' in many departments and well worth the enumeration she requests, but again this is my opinion.
Yes there are many less expensive options out there, but if it's in your budget she is most certainly worth seeing if after reading the board you believe this is the experience you are seeking.
Mia – what new tricks? Have I missed something here?
Guys,
You may want to take the little school-girl squabbles outside the forum or PM each other to death.
It's getting pretty old at this point.
Guys,
You may want to take the little school-girl squabbles outside the forum or PM each other to death.
It's getting pretty old at this point.
You said it Mia. Except all you have to do is read the board for plenty of hot blooded latina talent like Luciana Love, Gysel, etc, etc. Etc. At a much more competitive price (assuming you are NOT looking for a rental friend for a whole evening). I take my hat off to you though. You have certainly created a niche with some of our board members. That said, your price of 850 pesos is higher than my TLN price so the time factor may or maybe not relevant to the conversation. Our current common friends speak very highly of you Mia, but certainly do not compare the experience (en la cama) with a top flight argentinian as being comparable or equal (assuming you can speak or comprehend the language of course). Glad your business is going well. Happy Mongering All. ToymannGreetings Everyone,
Obviously this is vintage Toymann once again showing his ass as he continues to suffer from his long standing affliction with Overpriced Chica Derangement Syndrome.
Unless anyone (except Toymann) objects, I will quarantine this embarassing display of his mental health infection by moving it all to another thread.
Or perhaps by deleting it all together.
Objections anyone?
Thanks,
Jackson
MiaJohnson
01-28-12, 23:31
Do it rudeboy.
The newly deep tanned and now long auburn haired Mia is back from vacation and as much fun and good looking as ever. I was fortunate enough to have the pleasure of her company last night and as always an interlude with Mia is always a very satisfying time to me at so many levels. Although her hair color caught me off guard upon opening the door I have to admit it suits her personality and being much more than the blond I have till now known and within 5 minutes of being with her it was just being with Mia. And not many nights in my life have been better than any of the nights I have spent with her and last night was no exception.
Normally I don't post anything about my experiences with girls, but after being accused of acting like an "840", I decided to meet Mia and to post a review.
Well, there is not much I can add to the other forum members who have written about their experiences with her.
She showed up dressed very classy, I could easily take her out to an expensive up-scale restaurant, but at the same time showing off her great body in her outfit.
After some "getting to know each other" time, she started to undress showing off her delicious body. She has a great rack and a body, with nice tan lines, to match. For some reason most British girls are very good at oral sex, and Mia is no exception to that rule. They must have special classes in England! All other services provided were also very good. Just overall a great experience.
Bottom line:
Is she worth the $? Definitely YES!
Would I repeat? I guess that is a rhetorical question.
For some reason most British girls are very good at oral sex, and Mia is no exception to that rule. They must have special classes in England!I don't know about nowadays but back in the 60's they most certainly did especially in Catholic Schools.
Quality Time
02-08-12, 01:55
I still think about her up here in Toronto. She is worth the trip down to BA alone
So, guys I had the pleasure to spend the evening with Mia. I found her to be very charming and intelligent in person and yes, she is a naughty little girl that. Likes to be spanked. You will enjoy yourself
MiaJohnson
02-14-12, 23:40
Happy valentines day to all of you. Hope your out misbehaving I know I will be. Also, I'm away from Thursday to Tuesday and won't be checking PMs in that time. See you when I'm back. Mj
Hi guys.
And a quick thank you for the forum adminstration and all the info that can be found here. Visited BsAs for two weeks and was seeking for something to do on my time off. For this the forum was perfect and that's how I met Mia.
Contacted her e-mail address and received an immediate reply. Was asking for more info, photos and her schedule. She didn't want to send her pics out just like that which is quite reasonable now that I think about it. After a couple of introductory e-mails she felt it was ok to send the photos. And wow, the photos were of a super classy and very beautiful girl. So I wanted to go ahead and book myself an evening with her. .
She calls me from the reception downstairs and asks me to come and get her upstairs. No problem with that, except I was soooo nervous. Downstairs I see a cute girl, dressed properly looking at me. Quick porteño kiss on the cheek and up we go. In the room I felt we were not in a hurry so had a nice conversation and a bottle of bubbly bobbly.
I had requested for a porn star session as I'm not too much into cuddling and stuff. So suddenly she starts talking about being my dirty little ho and that she needs to be fucked now. No problem with that. As I was very tired because of the last nights clubbing, told her to take lead. And that's what she did! Undressed me, undressed herself and started a veeeery nice foreplay. Amazing body, just a little enhanced in a good way, me likes! To be honest, she'd be almost perfect being natural too.
So, all the normal stuff going on, very passionate from her side. Nice dirty talking and suddenly SLAPPING me on my face. Haha, that's new I thought and got some more. Doggiestyle was very loud, was waiting for someone to knock on the door to ask us be more quiet. She also asked me to spank her.
We stopped a couple of times to drink some more and smoke some ciggies. I really loved her sucking and licking my balls as she asked me to come in her mouth and on her breast. What a perfect porn star moment I thought! .
After the fun in the bed was over, she spent a good amount of time with me in the room, I was actually very surprised she still wasn't in a hurry. Very smart, didn't really get the feeling I was hanging out with a working girl. At the end I felt I got more of the GFE than the PSE I was looking for. I guess I'm a bit too easy to fall for beautiful and smart chica like she was. But I'm sure if you want and feel like being the macho pornstar, she's more than happy to be the little * you see in the movies.
I had to meet her again later that week, she was just so fucking cool. All this was one week ago and still makes me smile while writing this report.
MiaJohnson
03-05-12, 11:00
The pleasure sir, was all mine.
We stopped a couple of times to drink some more and smoke some ciggies. I really loved her sucking and licking my balls as she asked me to come in her mouth and on her breast. What a perfect porn star moment I thought!
CharlieCharles
03-06-12, 18:22
Mia,
Do you have a number I can contact you on? Your inbox appears to be full. Thanks
Wink-keep up the good work. The cream always raises to the top-especially when you walk into any room.
CharlieCharles
03-10-12, 12:56
I met the auburn angel earlier this week and I have to say fuck this gal is good.
She was booked up pretty much every night so we arranged to meet on an afternoon. I wasn't quite sure what to expect to turn up, as I have seen various other girls who are "recommended" and I have been sorely disappointed- switch and bait,"hot" 20 year olds who actually are more like 35 so on and so forth. So when she turned up I can honestly say I was genuinely surprised. An absolutely stunning looking girl She came to my apartment, arrived punctually on time and dressed great. Sexy but not slutty and those eyes. Wow. We had a couple of shitty instant coffees and some very amusing conversation before we got down to business. Well she may not have dressed slutty but she certainly acted like a nasty little girl in bed (or shall I say the sofa) superb BBBJ and CIM I do not want to go into too much more detail, but lets just say she lived up to every word that has been said about her. I get the impression she is pretty adaptable to situations as she seems like an intelligent girl. Once play time was over, we went out for a nice late lunch and heads were turning. She is beautiful in every sense of the word. Sassy, sexy, charming and well worth it. Not just great in bed, but a very nice companion in general. Great GFE. I guess I'm one of those pitiful guys who "rents friends" and boy am I glad I did. I still haven't managed to wipe the grin off my face.
MiaJohnson
03-12-12, 00:51
Boyssssss.
I am away first week of April for the whole week. Till then ready and waiting.
Mmmm I read a few of the old pages on this thread, a debate about photographs and other things.
So darling is your photo here somewhere? I didn't have the perseverance to read all 14 pages.
You sound like a winner!
Mmmm I read a few of the old pages on this thread, a debate about photographs and other things.
So darling is your photo here somewhere? I didn't have the perseverance to read all 14 pages.
You sound like a winner!The 14 pages on this thread are worth reading from the very start although her photos are not shown here.
You will know how attractive this woman can be both in and out of bed.
If you want to see her pics, ask her politely by sending her a PM.
She will surely respond positively.
I just saw Mia, she was pretty great. She was pretty much what other people have said in other reviews. She was more than just sex, she was a great person to have dinner with and chat with for a couple of hours.
The meeting started with a little getting to know each other and then sort of naturally flowed into kissing and to the bedroom. She has good skills with the oral and seemed to be up for all the fun. Her energy level matched mine and was great.
After the first part of fun we went out for a bite and had a nice conversation about various things. She gave me a few pointers about things I might like to do in the city or places for me to check out which was nice. The couple of hours for conversation and dinner gave me ample time to get my batteries recharged.
We then returned to my place for the dessert. We went at it hot and heavy for about 30 minutes before I finished and was done. She is such a trooper that while I was doing her, her head was hitting the headboard and she didn't even complain. She even had a headache but fought through it without complaints.
Physically she is very pretty, has great tits and ass and can ride very nicely. She talked about her active lifestyle to me and I believe it.
TejanoLibre
03-15-12, 03:10
I just saw Mia, she was pretty great. She was pretty much what other people have said in other reviews. She was more than just sex, she was a great person to have dinner with and chat with for a couple of hours.
The meeting started with a little getting to know each other and then sort of naturally flowed into kissing and to the bedroom. She has good skills with the oral and seemed to be up for all the fun. Her energy level matched mine and was great.
After the first part of fun we went out for a bite and had a nice conversation about various things. She gave me a few pointers about things I might like to do in the city or places for me to check out which was nice. The couple of hours for conversation and dinner gave me ample time to get my batteries recharged.
We then returned to my place for the dessert. We went at it hot and heavy for about 30 minutes before I finished and was done. She is such a trooper that while I was doing her, her head was hitting the headboard and she didn't even complain. She even had a headache but fought through it without complaints.
Physically she is very pretty, has great tits and ass and can ride very nicely. She talked about her active lifestyle to me and I believe it.
She met at one of my favorite bars called "Milion" on Parana and Santa Fe and she was right on time!
It was "WOOD at First Sight !"
I was 3 minutes late.
Sat down and had a few drinks, non alcoholic for MJ although she said she could drink me under the table!
Funny thing, she was born in England but her parents are Italian and Swiss and it shows!
Not the typical Horse Faced English Birds!
Lovely Leo!
We are both ADDHA so we must have talked about 100 different subjects!
Super presentable; no one whould ever have a clue!
Sexy, intelligent, well read, just a great girl guys!
Super GFE!
Highly Recommended Boys!
No set limits on time or space.
I will not go into details because a gentleman has no memory!
Excellent DATE!
A Must Have!
For anyone that can't speak Spanish it's a no-brainer but she speaks about 5 languages!
Please feel free to contact her as you wish.
Not much on weekends but you never know.
She has received my FULL Stamp of Approval!
TL for President!
P.S - It was interesting because I have NOT had sex in English in Years ! Spanish , Portugese and Guarani but not English !
Other than the phrases that I teach the locals in my bed :
Please fuck my tight pink asshole , etc ; the chicas love to learn English even though they have no clue as to what it means !
MiaJohnson
03-15-12, 11:10
Toymann. I have no idea where you got the impression that I do completo. Because I don't. If you read carefully, I think TL was actually referring to what many of his spanish speaking chicas say when they learn english. Also, I don't know what experience you are referring to, as I have never met you. Now since i first started doing this a year ago you have been constantly on my case.. slating me, or venting or whatever.. and i just cannot figure out why! we have never met! how would you like it if someone harped on about your skills as a surgeon (i apologise if i am wrong about what you do for a living) without even having had a consult with you? you would get pissed off right? offended perhaps? and it would affect your income right? now you have every entitlement to say whatever the fuck you want about me ONCE YOU HAVE MET ME! can you judge how good a restaurant is without having been there? NO! i really honestly dont want to fight with you, if there is a such a big problem you have with me- lets talk it out face to face! I genuinely apologise if i have upset you in any way in the past (having had little to none communication with you) and i really dont see why we just cant all get along! if you are not interesed in my services then that is fine and totally respectable, but why try to slate me and make me miserable for no reason?! because its getting to the point where this is actually upsetting me... i started doing this BECAUSE ITS FUN.. but to be honest, when i wake up and read posts of yours criticising me all the time it really makes me wonder about whether or not its really worth it and is it really as fun as i thought... i have feelings you know i am not a machine!! i have never challenged you in the past, but its getting to the point where im just getting fed up.. so go right ahead, barrage me with more abuse, taunt me, make fun of me... and enjoy it because then at least one of us will have a good day! Happy mongering dude!
P,S before you start, i was referring to a post which has now been deleted so thanks to whoever removed it, including yourself if it was you.
Rockin Bob
03-15-12, 19:28
I am definitely confused.
Here's my theory, and when the lights get turned back on maybe we'll find out it's true.
In the confusion, Tejano Libre and Toymann have somehow ended up in bed together, each thinking the other is Mia Johnson.
I know that sounds odd, but it makes sense.
TL is screaming out "fuck my tight pink asshole," Toymann thinks, hey, it's English, it's got to be Mia. He posts a report saying she loves it up the ass and that's that.
Toymann is busy pumping TL, and TL's thinking, hey, these strap on dildoes are great! And since the chica speaks English she's got to be Mia Johnson. So he writes a rave review.
Mia Johnson has so far met neither of them, and seeing how well they are getting along, it is unlikely she ever will. Which is good, more Mia for the rest of us.
There are no problems, only solutions.
Captain Looney
03-18-12, 18:00
So I have been privileged to spend a few nights in the company of the lovely Mia, and I must say I find her a complete pleasure. She is a beautiful, bright and articulate woman who is also a total tiger in the sack. I don't really like to go into great details but all that has been said of her is true and then some, she is extremely skilled linguist if you get my drift. I also love the pace of an evening with Mia, there is never any rush or feeling that you are on the clock. If your plans call for a night out on the town you will feel like the king of the roost walking with her on your arm, she is a head turner for sure, and she always carries herself in such a classy fashion that no on would ever suspect that she is anything other then your girlfriend. That is unless of course you are a complete toad in which case her beauty next to your lack there of might raise a few flags, but she is hardly to blame for that. If you factor in the time and tone of an evening with Mia I find her fee to be completely reasonable, bordering on a bargain. There are cheaper options for sure, but for my hard earned dollars I find few options as appealing as an evening with Mia. That is the only reason that I am comfortable writing this review now because I have already booked her for several more dates during my stay and the rest of you will have to fight over the few remaining days.
Looney.
That is unless of course you are a complete toad in which case her beauty next to your lack there of might raise a few flags, but she is hardly to blame for that.OK well that could present a problem.
I read about Mia on this board after arriving in BA and was waffling about contacting her or not. I finally decided to drop her a PM to see if we could setup an encounter of the erotic kind. She responded quickly and after a couple of emails back and forth things were setup and confirmed. She arrived on time and we got along great right off the bat. A good looking woman, she was very easy to talk to and carry-on a conversation with. There was no awkward silence before or after the hanky-panky. Medium height with a luscious body, she knows how to use it and did so, giving me an experience I fully enjoyed and will remember most fondly. If someone is debating whether or not to give her a call, call her! PM her! Email her! You will not be disappointed! All around a very classy lady! And delicious if I may say so!
On a different subject it is too bad that more ladies don't use this board for promoting themselves.
TejanoLibre
03-20-12, 22:57
I read about Mia on this board after arriving in BA and was waffling about contacting her or not. I finally decided to drop her a PM to see if we could setup an encounter of the erotic kind. She responded quickly and after a couple of emails back and forth things were setup and confirmed. She arrived on time and we got along great right off the bat. A good looking woman, she was very easy to talk to and carry-on a conversation with. There was no awkward silence before or after the hanky-panky. Medium height with a luscious body, she knows how to use it and did so, giving me an experience I fully enjoyed and will remember most fondly. If someone is debating whether or not to give her a call, call her! PM her! Email her! You will not be disappointed! All around a very classy lady! And delicious if I may say so!
On a different subject it is too bad that more ladies don't use this board for promoting themselves.You are correct in every way! A super girl so you better grab her while you can boys!
As for the lack of other girls promoting themselves on this board :
That is what I am here for!
Most of them have a language barrier and are not even familiar with this board so when I meet and eat a nice, honest and super star provider I do my best to share them with the boys on this board!
Usually without even a Thank You Kind Sir!
Yet I will continue to help and guide the newbies and even the professional mongers because this place is a fucking jungle!
TL
P. S. Call up Jimena! A NUMBER ONE!
MiaJohnson
03-21-12, 23:59
Guys, I have a new cel no. The old one doesn't exist anymore PM me for it. Besos
TejanoLibre
03-25-12, 22:33
Mia Johnson Owns MY Johnson!
Hey Boys!
I just spent another great afternoon with Mia Johnson last Friday and the worst thing about it was that she told me that she is going on vacation for about 3 months!
Shit! What are we going to do?
I'll end up pulling "Big Tex" right out of his socket thinking about that girl!
Damn it, I guess I will be forced to think about the girl I'm actually fucking at that moment for a change!
Maybe not!
Anyway, like I told her :
" I hate to see you go but I Love to Watch You Leave!"
Now here is the bright side :
Since she is getting ready to get out of town she has less time for lenghty sessions but is willing to perform short-time, pure animal sex!
Fuck the fore-play and the meals on wheels!
I mean it's nice and all to do the Total GFE thing but it's also real nice just to Jump on That Filly and RIDE for all it's worth!
Quick time obviously has a reduced rate but you will have to discuss that with her!
So you better get it while you can!
TL.
P. S. I guess between packing and embassies and visas she should still have a little xxxtra time for us!
I had the good fortune to have two meetings with Mia on my stops in Buenos Aires. I had exchanged emails with Mia before leaving the States and we met for dinner with dessert in my hotel room. This weekend I arrived back in BA several days ahead of my original schedule and was fortunate that Mia had time for a lunch date with me. As with most of the previous reviews, I can say without a doubt that Mia is a delightful, charming and intelligent dinner companion and is a terror (of the very best kind) behind closed doors. She is in no way a clock watcher, but my time with her was still gone much too soon.
I did have the advantage that by accident I learned the secret of something that she loves dearly and I was lucky enough to hold the key to providing it. It will remain a secret (I won't even tell you Ramiro!) since no man should hold such power with a lovely and passionate woman like the lovely Mia.
For those who complain about her rates, I would compare her to an underpriced fine vintage wine which cannot be properly enjoyed by someone who drinks the cheapest beer in the local pub.
I hope that in the future I am fortunate enough to have the opportunity to spend more time with this charming young woman.
OldStag2
MiaJohnson
03-27-12, 12:33
Thanks guys love to you all.
TejanoLibre
03-27-12, 17:44
Thanks guys love to you all.Hey MJ!
Is it true that due to that suspicious looking monger getting killed that you are leading the "Million Woodie March?"
TL
Gauntlet77
03-29-12, 13:56
ROTFLMAO!
Miss your company at Jax and Queso's dinners.
Wish you a speedy recovery from the accident.
I am definitely confused.
Here's my theory, and when the lights get turned back on maybe we'll find out it's true.
In the confusion, Tejano Libre and Toymann have somehow ended up in bed together, each thinking the other is Mia Johnson.
I know that sounds odd, but it makes sense.
TL is screaming out "fuck my tight pink asshole," Toymann thinks, hey, it's English, it's got to be Mia. He posts a report saying she loves it up the ass and that's that.
Toymann is busy pumping TL, and TL's thinking, hey, these strap on dildoes are great! And since the chica speaks English she's got to be Mia Johnson. So he writes a rave review.
Mia Johnson has so far met neither of them, and seeing how well they are getting along, it is unlikely she ever will. Which is good, more Mia for the rest of us.
There are no problems, only solutions.
MiaJohnson
03-30-12, 15:29
Hi everyone, I will be going away tomorrow 31 March until 7th April. During my vacay I won't be checking AP or mail either. Am going into the wilderness to recharge my batteries. See you all on my return. Besos
DickGrande
03-30-12, 15:55
Hi everyone, I will be going away tomorrow 31 March until 7th April. During my vacay I won't be checking AP or mail either. Am going into the wilderness to recharge my batteries. See you all on my return. BesosHave a great trip, see you in April.
I had the absolute pleasure of catching this beauty before she took off on vacation. Very very lucky me.
Mia is phenomenal! This girl has it all. Beautiful face, rockin body and knows how to use it and a great personality.
All of you posters are right about her she 's fantastic in so many ways!
I tried to convince her to postpone her vacation for a week but no success.
Kind of tough to compare or take it up a notch when you spend an afternoon with this fantastic babe.
Mia. Many thanks for everything!
MiaJohnson
04-07-12, 15:31
Hey everyone.
I am still away and will be back from my trip Monday.
And as of Monday I will be available until June, which is when I will be leaving buenos aires for an indefinate amount of time and more likely than not "retiring" altogether from this business.
Between now and then I will be available Mondays to Fridays.
Besos.
Mj
Hey everyone.
I am still away and will be back from my trip Monday.
And as of Monday I will be available until June, which is when I will be leaving buenos aires for an indefinate amount of time and more likely than not "retiring" altogether from this business.
Between now and then I will be available Mondays to Fridays.
Besos.
MjI said when this gem of a lady appeared in out midst that her time with us would be limited. Now it is official. And I truly recommend that any who have not yet enjoyed the pleasure of this lady to do so before she is gone forever.
MiaJohnson
04-09-12, 11:29
Am back boys. Tanned and batteries recharged. (toys included hahah) and between now and June ready to play. After that its bye bye MJ. Mon-Fri, PM me for different "Mia promotions" I am offering for the lead up to my departure. Besos
TejanoLibre
04-09-12, 12:10
Am back boys. Tanned and batteries recharged. (toys included hahah) and between now and June ready to play. After that its bye bye MJ. Mon-Fri, PM me for different "Mia promotions" I am offering for the lead up to my departure. BesosWelcome back MJ!
I have something I want to straighten out between us!
Call me at home Baby!
TL.
P. S. Before it's too late!
Welcome back MJ!
I have something I want to straighten out between us!
Call me at home Baby!
TL.
P. S. Before it's too late!Much more effecient sending a pm for this kind of message. Or do you need everyone to be informed of everything you do always. Just saying
TejanoLibre
04-09-12, 20:48
Much more effecient sending a pm for this kind of message. Or do you need everyone to be informed of everything you do always. Just sayingDamn It Boys!
It's fucking funny!
You laughed! I know you did!
Admit it!
She loves me!
TL. Still Running For President!
Damn It Boys!
It's fucking funny!
You laughed! I know you did!
Admit it!
She loves me!
TL. Still Running For President!I just wish you would learn for your own good to put your brain in gear before engaging your mouth.
TejanoLibre
04-10-12, 03:37
I just wish you would learn for your own good to put your brain in gear before engaging your mouth.That would imply that I have a brain!
TL
DickGrande
04-19-12, 21:46
Hello, chicos,
Just landed in BsAs, booked with Ms. MJ a month ago. She confirmed in the morning.
We met at the Cafe close to mi casa. She showed up a few minutes earlier. She is.
Just what I expected, pretty and intelligent and of course young. We had a great.
Conversation then headed to my apartment.
I have a pretty high standard, and this one is among one of the tops. There was no.
Rush at all, that makes me relaxed, the whole process was hot, and skills and passion are.
Second to none. I must say that the ingredient is complete or the package is full.
Have to repeat!
It turns out that she canceled her 3 months trip, so enjoy!
DG
MiaJohnson
04-24-12, 00:00
Thanks dick. But just to clarify guys, I will still be leaving in June. Besos Mj
TejanoLibre
04-24-12, 00:57
Thanks dick. But just to clarify guys, I will still be leaving in June. Besos MjPlease say it ain't so Honey!
What will we do without you?
With or without you?
Still going to pull that son of a ***** off thinking about you Baby!
TL
Howdy Mia,
I'm in Thailand now and will be in BA for my birthday in December.
Any chance of seeing you for the lighting of my candles?
A long distance admirer,
Jackpot
How are you doing adjusting to a new culture and set of language issues? Is it easier to balance your buget now?
You have brought more than a little to of joy to many!
Warmest regards,
Bob Miami.
Ps TL and I can aggree on one thing-you top in both of our books. Have you watched Belle de Jour yet?
Gato Hunter
05-05-12, 17:18
MJ met me today on arrival in BA and took care of everything I needed. I usually go to a privado for the first to get the easy one out of the way. This was much better, by far.
Come on boys. Only one month till I leave. I'm bored and horny. Jajaj.Although as most know I am on the sideline (yes still) I would like to add my reminder that while there are many ladys of the night there are hardly any in Buenos Aires near the level of Mia and that if you have not yet enjoyed the pleasure of her company your time is now really running out as I do not expect her to grace our halls after June ever again. I have already given my thanks to this lady via the forum on occasian but as her time is now at the end I do want to add my thanks to her for gracing us (and especially me) with the very fun, sexy, passionate lady that she is.
Mongerer88
05-06-12, 22:06
I saw Mia on my recent trip to B. A.
I really liked her. It is great for an English-only speaker like me to get to have a session in English. Afterwards I felt like I made a new friend. She is an experienced world traveller and is interesting to talk to.
I found her best physical attribute to be her large breasts with classic freckles. A cute young London girl who gives a great BBBJ and allows as many pops as the customer can manage in the session. Plus, she can mix things up and she is comfortable with most any activity except greek.
I highly recommend her and I am very glad I saw her.
Gato Hunter
05-07-12, 11:35
Mia, or MJ as I call her is a sexpot. Its sad that she is going away soon. Her BBBJ is really really really great. Her energy level is outstanding and you can have an intelligent conversation with her. Or even take her out to a fancy restaurant and she will not give off the puta vibe, but that of a classy young woman.
She has been working out six days a week and lost some weight from the last time I was here. She is growing a nice set of abs and her ass is getting nice and tender like a good lomo. The view from behind makes me blow my shit too fast!
I have known her for a year or so now and I have nothing but good things to say. She is a 9 in my book. She is probably more of a sex addict than I am also.
Get it while you can! Hopefully after I leave in a few weeks LOL!
Quality Time
05-07-12, 20:44
Although as most know I am on the sideline (yes still) I would like to add my reminder that while there are many ladys of the night there are hardly any in Buenos Aires near the level of Mia and that if you have not yet enjoyed the pleasure of her company your time is now really running out as I do not expect her to grace our halls after June ever again. I have already given my thanks to this lady via the forum on occasian but as her time is now at the end I do want to add my thanks to her for gracing us (and especially me) with the very fun, sexy, passionate lady that she is.Does anybody know where she is going and what her plans are? I will miss her for sure. One always wonders what ever happens to girls of this calibre.
Just my intuition. If I am wrong, it won't be the first time and I apologize in advance. I like mia and haven't been with her for a while. I assume that the elegent sensuality may have crossed the line into TL's world--------on line high fives with TL mean one thing for a newby male and something else for a woman. I like her and truly wish her the best.
Gato is one of the most trustable guys I have known thru this board. This saddens me greatly.
GIRL if you read this.you have lots of guys who like you big time- you're bright and beauitiful. Fix it! Before it fixes you.
Chezz send me a pm and take a chill pill
TejanoLibre
05-12-12, 03:56
Just my intuition. If I am wrong, it won't be the first time and I apologize in advance. I like mia and haven't been with her for a while. I assume that the elegent sensuality may have crossed the line into TL's world-on line high fives with TL mean one thing for a newby male and something else for a woman. I like her and truly wish her the best.
Gato is one of the most trustable guys I have known thru this board. This saddens me greatly.
GIRL if you read this. You have lots of guys who like you big time- you're bright and beauitiful. Fix it! Before it fixes you.
Chezz send me a pm and take a chill pillI recommended her a long time ago as has everyone else!
That's all Man!
Don't blame me for something that I have no control over!
Please!
We know that she is a very nice girl but we don't know what's going on in her life!
Gato Man knows his shit but obviously something got lost in translation!
Let's not make the poor girl suffer anymore!
TL
TL tries to manipulate in anyway possible. Mia may be a willing victim. I hope she reads this stuff. Gato adored her.
But giving whoever started the thread moderating power, is odd at least. is the new official policy giving a woman the power to write her own reviews?
Chezz--you were involved in this exchange--with all of the faults of the membership and different posting styles and sometimes mistakes and poor judgemnent, would you really want to have the thread starting poster to be the thread's moderator.
Adim--there will always be 4:am posts that need moderation--but do you really want to go in this new dirrection? major decisions also may be done at 4am and reviewed the next day
Greetings Everyone,
I recently cleaned up this thread by deleting a number of off-topic and otherwise pointless posts, as well as a number responses made by other forum members to these deleted posts.
This cleanup process is not perfect, and it's possible that I may have inadvertently deleted a few otherwise legitimate posts. If you find that your own report was also deleted, please don't take it personally.
Thanks,
Jackson
SpaceCowboy
05-13-12, 15:37
I had the pleasure of making her acquaintance this past week in BA. This was done due to some recommendations I recieved from some of you on this board. All I can say is "Wow"! My time spend with her is going to be an awesome memory now that I am back home. She is fun, smart, sexy, and oh so talented. I envy you guys who live in BA.
Quality Time
05-14-12, 19:17
We don't know what is happening in Mia's private life. It really seems out of character for her. Could have been a bad time in her life. Lots of people on this board swear by her though. Not trying to make excuses for her because she is, afterall, a big girl. But did she offer any type of explanation or apology?
As far as for her fucking your brains out all I can say is I wish it was me :-)
I had the pleasure of seeing Mia last night. Its amazing that when you read some of the reports on AP, they sound too good to be true. In the case of Mia, all the comments have been spot on. She is truly a please to talk to (in English.). And she is very intelligent and has had a interesting past. But that all aside, when she gets down to business. Or pleasure. She is a tiger. She really gets into the moment and has a great deal of energy. In fact so much so the we literally burned rubber. (you can figured this out for yourself). Her tits are amazing and when she really gets going. She gets Wet, Wild, and hot beyond belief. I had no issue with her rate. 850 and taxi. She is worth every peso!
Your time is limited. I would not hesitate and miss this moment while she is still on the board and in BA. Unfortunately my time is also limited and I am heading out of BA today. I am glad I had the chance to hook up with Mia. Hopefully she will still be around when I return in Oct.
Peter Sideburn
05-19-12, 21:49
What can you say that hasn't been said. Let me try:
1. Incredibly intelligent and intuitive.
2. Smoking hot body. On a bad day she is a 9. 8. She told me it was a bad day so I must assume she is a 10 at all other times.
3. Talks just dirty enough when you want to add a little risque to encounter.
4. This lady goes from kitty to tiger in about 2 beats and does everythihg she can to make you think of your time with her everytime you see the Obelisk.
5. There is nothing subtle about this vixen when its time to turn up the heat.
6. She is the entire Geisha experience. Not only the obvious physical chemistry but wraps allure, seduction, and emotion into the mix to make a perfect combination. She is smart and sensitive enough to quickly figure out what you really need and then wild and hot enough to reliably deliver. If I lived here I think I would need a second job just to cover the standing daily appointment with this amazing courtesan.
7. Oh one other thing: She is completely trustworthy. Details can not be discussed herein but I have know her to be of a character that is very different than many others in her line of work. There is a wide variety of providers and they all should aspire to become the whole package that is Mia.
Pete
What a great experience. More than just the physical. Count me among her fans. Honestly she is too good for the profession. I hope she gets out with her spark intact.
I had the pleasure of seeing Mia last night. Its amazing that when you read some of the reports on AP, they sound too good to be true. In the case of Mia, all the comments have been spot on. She is truly a please to talk to (in English.). And she is very intelligent and has had a interesting past. But that all aside, when she gets down to business. Or pleasure. She is a tiger. She really gets into the moment and has a great deal of energy. In fact so much so the we literally burned rubber. (you can figured this out for yourself). Her tits are amazing and when she really gets going. She gets Wet, Wild, and hot beyond belief. I had no issue with her rate. 850 and taxi. She is worth every peso!
Your time is limited. I would not hesitate and miss this moment while she is still on the board and in BA. Unfortunately my time is also limited and I am heading out of BA today. I am glad I had the chance to hook up with Mia. Hopefully she will still be around when I return in Oct.850? Are you friggin' nuts?
850? Are you friggin' nuts?The way the peso is tanking its not all that extravagant especially since everyone seems to be in agreement regarding her talents.
850? Are you friggin' nuts?Yes, nuts and happy to be so. I pay a little for soda and a lot for wine. She is worth every peso
Yes, nuts and happy to be so. I pay a little for soda and a lot for wine. She is worth every pesoWell next time at least lie to us and say 300ar will you? I don't care what each monger pays, but when the working girls see this, they see what one is crazy enough to pay and their price goes up. That's exactly why the pricing is getting out of hand for independents.
Well next time at least lie to us and say 300ar will you? I don't care what each monger pays, but when the working girls see this, they see what one is crazy enough to pay and their price goes up. That's exactly why the pricing is getting out of hand for independents.Excellent point! While I have never been with Miss Mia it seems most people think she is worth what she charges. I don't mean to argue whether she is worth the money or not. But what she charges is more then the average Argie takes home every week. Most of you are coming here on vacation and don't care how much you spend and you really do skew the pricing way out of proportion. As pointed out by Senor WhiteCat, many of the girls post and read on this forum. After reading these posts they will want the same money as Mia but they will not give the same service. So it might be wise to leave Mias pricing to PM's and just sing her praises on the open forum. Nothing against Mia but to but you are screwing it up for us locals who are not on vacation!
Mia's price is NOT "per hour".
It's "for the whole enjoyalbe evening."
To have her wonderful company over dinner (if you wish) and for the several hours that follow (as long as you yourself can last) , her price per hour can be far less compared to an average chica.Very true, and once again I am not knocking Mia or her pricing. But when some one with poor english skills reads these posts and sees XXXp they figure that they can charge the same. As I stated before the service is not the same but they don't care. We care but they don't! Mia is unique in what she offers, the price is more then fair for services rendered. But as others have pointed out and I was agreeing is that maybe her pricing should be kept to PM's. Just like she does with her photos. Actually this conversation should be moved to the GPS thread or something! Mia, I apologize for getting off topic on your thread! Good luck to all!
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