Still Ticking! [Archive] - Argentina Private

HungryStud101

08-27-11, 02:07

So there I was in Buenos Aires. They say the bulimia incidence is the highest in the world and every chica is on the Atkins diet! You have to look at the woman closely because from behind the woman all look like college girls. You need to check out their face to see their true age. Very nice. Should I hobby this weekend? Of course I will. I will split this report into three mini reports entitled the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.

First the Ugly – I am out shopping on Florida street and natives are trying to get me off the street in into their leather shops. I tell the guy 'But I don't want a leather jacket. ' He says 'Girls? ' Ok I say and I follow him into an entrance somewhere in the 900 block of Florida Street. I go upstairs and enter the privisio. It is dark and dank inside. They lead me into a room that is delineated by beads and blankets hanging from the ceiling. As I walk into this room I notice that hiding in the dark are some ugly skanks. I see a real dark black girl with frizzy hair. Yeeech is this a crack house? Where are the white chicas I have been reading about? I quickly walk out of the room with the phone to my ear and say 'Emergency phone call' and run out onto Florida Street. Wew! I have escaped. That was close! I went back to my room and call an escort agency. The web site I chose posted direct numbers for each girl. The girl I want does not answer the phone but another girl from the site answers. She tells me her name. I look up her photos while we are on the phone and she looks OK. She tells me in broken English that she he will be right over. I ask her if I should come down and get her and she says no I'll be right over. I wait 10 minutes and I believe there is a communication problem. There is no way that she can get to my room with the style of elevators in my hotel. I go downstairs to meet her. There is a woman with a cell phone to her ear that looks remotely close to the air brushed ***** on the web site. She is a 4 or a 5 at best for 600 AR? 'Fuck this, ' I say and I hop in a cab to Medahos. The cab fare over from my hotel is 15 Pesos.

The bad – I walk in Madahos with a bottle of water. The bouncer is making a 'drink up' signal and whistling and saying in broken English 'drink up. ' He repeats himself 4 times (jackass). I ignore him and put my water her down. They want a 180 Peso cover. I pay the Gringo tax. 180 Pesos gets you a free drink and entrance to the club. This is not bad because a beer cost 120 Pesos or 30$ USD! There are hookers and dancers. The hookers want 300 USD$ to go home with you and you have to buy them a drink for 250$ Pesos. I am told that you can negotiate down to 150 USD. I talk to a nice looking Paraguan hooker with sexy jet black hair. If it weren't for her crooked teeth she would be a stunner. She can speak English and she offers me 200$ USD. I decline. I want to shop some more. I interview just about everyone I am interested in and make a few offers. I see a dancer who is flawless. As she is spinning on a pole I ask her 'Quanto custa? ' She answers 500$USD. No way!

Damn! I should have taken he Paraguan with black hair. Someone else scoops her up and she is led out the door. A little cutie Argentinean that I interviewed earlier who speaks no English comes to tell me through an interpreter that she accepts my offer of 200USD$. She is a fair skin loira. 21 year old 5'2' spinner cutie pie with small natural 'B' cups. She would be a real stunner but her eyes are a little too close together or something. Anyway, I buy her the rip-off drink for 250 AR pesos. She drinks half of it and she is off to change out of her sexy black minni-dress and into her respectable street clothes so she can come to my hotel with me. I look at her half a drink – a mimosa I think. The Bartender tries to take it away. 'Give me that' I say. ' That's 60$ Mimosa, ' and I suck it down and savor it. My cutie-pie comes back grabs me by the hand and says 'vamos? ' We hop in a cab outside the door. I notice the cabbie doesn't turn on the meter. We get to my hotel and the driver asks for 40 AR Pesos. This is about rip-off #4 for the night. I protest and tell him I have not paid more than 20 AR Pesos for a cab ride all week and the ride to the bar was 15 Pesos with tip. This does no good as he chooses to speak no English. The Gringo cash machine is not happy. I am about to draw a line in the sand. It's the fucking point! Cutie pie grabs the extra 20 Pesos from my hand and hands it over to the driver. We go in and register at the front desk and cutie-pie hands over her I. D. I can't wait to get her up in my room.

Time for rip-off # 5. I give her the 200USD up front. She inspects every bill by holding it up to the light while stretching it out. 'WTF, ' I am thinking. If I gave her a gold coin would she bite it? Perhaps she is not so innocent as she looks. She strips down to her g-string and little bra. She looks edible. But wait...there are rules....No DFK, no DATY. What? No DATY? This is my specialty. SP's love my DATY. Some have said 'Hungry this is crazy. I should be paying you. ' There would be no DATY on this baby girl tonight? She uses her right hand as a stiff arm like a Heisman trophy winner as I struggle to get as close to her pussy as I can. Instead she masturbates and then provides a CBJ. I fuck her missionary and I love her teenage girl like spinner body. I cum buckets. We lay for a few minutes. No talking. What's the point. Not a fucking word of English from her and Eu nao falo Espanhol for me. We are 20-30 minutes into the date and she is ready to leave. I need to give her some feedback. I need to provide some constructive criticism because she is young and has some potential I believe. I log into Babbelfish and start a conversation. I tell her I am disappointed with the service. She tells me she has to go to the bowling alley (It is 5AM). Then she starts to put the minni-bar in her hand bag. First the chocolate, than the Pringles, than champagne. I grab her arm. And I say 'uno. ' I grab the champagne and the Pringles and let her have the chocolate. I grab her gently by the arm and walk her to the door. I am about to kick my 30 minute 200USD$ investment out of my room. She stops me and says 'Change for Taxi? Change? ' (Ahh she can speak some English.) I give her 10 AR but she wants more. 'Change, ' she says. I give her another 10 Pesos and say goodbye. What a lousy lay. This was "the bad" and Madahos is a rip-off. Steer clear.

The Good.

The next day I logged into one of the web sites I belong to. I get a PM from my old pal 'Smuler. ' I know him from the days I lived in Amsterdam. Smuler says if I am in Argentina I should check out TanjoLibre on Argentina Privates. He provides his contact info (Phone 4381-2145; 15-6116-4254) with a warning. 'watch out he is a crazy Texan. ' I call Tanjolibre up and tell him my horror stories of last night. He laughs at my misfortune. He gives me some advice and says that for 50$ night he takes people on walking tours. He is fluent and doesn't pay cover. This service would have paid for itself in abut the first 20 minutes of my trip the previous night and I would of stood a much better chance of having a good time with my precious vacation days in BA.

I met TL at his favorite bar. He has a girl or two already lined up for me. TL is a nice guy and very friendly. There is another monger in there who has also signed up for a walking tour. The three of us set for awhile. TL is telling me that I should take this 5'2' 25 year old 'A' cup Paraguan loira named Maia for 400 AR Pesos and that I should take her friend a 5'6" 27 year old morana named Melisa along for an extra 100 AR Pesos. For the 100 AR I cannot touch Melisa but they will put on a show for me. He explains that they are non-pro's and that Melisa has never done this before. I wonder how much prize money you can accept before they revoke your amateur status. I decline Melisa. She does nothing for me and I have had no luck with 3-sums in my hobbying career. I want to get back to my apartment and start fucking because I have to catch a cab to the Airport at 6 AM to Columbia. TJ says 'OK, but you really should take Melisa for a show man. ' What part of 'no' do you not understand, I am thinking. I ask "where is she anyway." TJ says, "Melisa says she is too high and went outside to get some air." I am thinking WTF? You want me to baby sit this girl that is tripping on E or something? TL says "I'll be right back." He comes back with both girls and I say WTF lets go. Maia knows no English and Melisa's vocabulary is less than 100 words and I can understand less than 5 of them (This got significantly better as the night went on.) I tell TL that I am ready to take them to my hotel. We are almost out the door and Melisa tells TL in Spanish that she does not have an I. D. TL stops me and says 'Don't even try taking them to your hotel. They will not let them in without I. D. Take them to a room. No wait! Take them to a swing club. ' This idea is crazy but I like it. I decide I am a swinger tonight. We are off to the swing club. I sit in the middle of the cab between two girls. We cannot communicate and we are off to a swing club. So far no one is thrilled. We get to the swing club and it is closed. Across the street is a rent by the hour motel. I rent a room for the three of us for two hours for 280 AR Pesos. We enter the room and I motion the girls to go to the shower. We all shower and make sure we are all clean.

Melisa asks if the two girls can take some drugs prior to our session. She says it will make them horny or something like that. Now I am faced with a moral dilemma. Back home I head up the local DARE chapter. I rationalize that 1.) We are not at home and I am unfamiliar with the local laws and customs. 2.) They are consenting adults and there are no needles 3.) We are on neutral turf (not at my apartment) and 4.) I am on 10 mgs of Cialis myself. I would be a hypocrite to object. 'OK, ' I say. 'But none for me thanks. ' 'You no do drugs, ' melisa asks? 'No, prepping for a Marathon, ' I say. ' ' Just girls, ' Melisa asks? ' 'Yep' is my reply. 'It's my only vice, ' I say. 'OK, ' says Melisa.

The three of us are naked in bed. That's when I discover how truly beautiful Melisa is. One of the nicest bodies I have ever seen. Maia is super sexy and cute with no tits but sensitive nipples shaped like camera batteries and un insatiable appetite for sex. The two of them are truly into this. There is DFK, DATY. 69, MPOS, digits, rimming, multiple orgasms, lesbian shows and a few things I do not know the abbreviation for. I finally came in one of the girls mouths. We drank ice water, the girls smoked, we rested, and then we showered. I was thinking the night was over but Maia would have none of it. It all started over again. I CIM'ed again for a second time. We ask for a few more towels and we are all spent. Melisa announces that she has not slept in 48 hours. We are laughing and we all shower and dress as the room buzzer goes off. We have to leave. Mysteriously, I can now understand the girls much better. I understand Melisa perfectly now and I really like her. Thanks TL for talking me into this one I am thinking. I give Melisa an extra 100 AR Pesos on top of what I promised. I ask Maia to be my exclusive GF. I have to remind the two of them to take their money. We walk out of the hotel laughing and singing. We walk down the street arm-in arm and we hail a cab. The cab takes me to my hotel. I give the girl an extra 20AR Pesos and I say good bye. We give each other several good bye kisses. I like them personally. We have bonded. We commit to seeing each other again next time I am in town. I will miss them.

Thanks again TL for the number one hobbying experience of my entire life and all for under 1000 Pesos. This really made up for that rip-off club from the night before. I love Argentina! TL, Please tell the girls I will be back!

HungryStud101

08-27-11, 11:29

There is an abundance of information about all types of adult play available so you know what you are getting into head of time. Read the Madahoes' thread and find out the actual pricing and tactics to try to avoid what you found there. There are some fans of madahoes, but you need to know the rules.

I'm glad that at least you had one positive experience via TL. Please generally using members real names is prohibited for the obvious reasons.

Could you tell us anything else about your reactions to BA and compare it to other places that you know.

Thanks and welcome again thanks for taking the time to post about all your experiences. Hello, TL-it's great to get some publicity that you didn't post about yourselfBob. Too little time and too many social events. I did not have enough time to explore the hobby in Argentina but I think I was onto something good. I wish I would of had another day or two. The woman are beautiful, the hotels are inexpensive, the restaurants are excellent, the steaks are the best in the world, the shopping is good, the city seems reasonably safe, and there are plenty of tourista attractions. I believe you can get some bargins in Argentina if / when you know what you are doing. The exchnage rate i got from the ATM was 4.14:1 USD.

I have hobbyed in Montreal, Rio, other parts of Brasil, Germany, Italy, Thailand, China, Amsterdam, and the USA. Most often when I come to a new place I have to kiss a few toads until I learn the ropes. So far, the FKK experience at Oase outside of Frankfurt Germany was probably the best weekend ever. This is the best value (65 Euro entrance and 50 euro per 1/2 hour session including room on site, pools sauna food and non-alcoholic beverage included in entrance fee) that I have found and there are 100's of choices. I also love Brasil. As you go south in that country the woman become even more beautiful. I love the Termas experience in Rio and I always have a good time and get good service. The Termas feels like a minni FKK. You have sex on site like an FKK but there are not as many girls or as much space. I usually spend 300-400R (180-250 USD) in a Termas including drinks. It is not uncommon for a Termas girl to meet you at your hotel after the FKK closes. There are GDP's everywhere is Brasil. I also am very fond of Montreal as I love the French-Canadian woman. In Montreal there is a local web site that I belong too that is important to study prior to hobbying there. Montreal is all incall and a normal hour session with DFK, BBBJ, DATY and MPOS is 180$ USD. I prefer the party experience of the FKK / Termas to being held hostage in my room waiting for a girl to arrive. Also, I usually have never laid eyes on the girl's face until she knocks on my door. Study the local Montreal web site (MERB.ca) and ISG. Trust only the reputable agencies. They have individual reviews on the girls but with the reputable agencies it is OK to take a chance on an unreviewed girl. Thialand is great and I love the little asian girls. You can get a great lay that can last the night for 100$ but how can you tell the ladyboys from the ladies? Once you think you know that is when you are surprised. However there are great bars that you can select a girl dancing and go to a room adjacent to the club. There is a drink / bar fine and a room charge but it is cheap. The Thai massage is also great and cheap. Like Brasil, these girls are wiling to meet up with a rich American after hours for free or on the cheap. Have the time of your life for 50 USD$! In China I have found that the service is so-so. I love the massage though. The US is terrible. The law drives the hobby underground. You beg a girl to show up and you almost have to provide them with your SSN# in order to prove your not a cop. The public believes that If you are a hobbyest you are abusive and exploitive to woman and you must be taking advantages of minors and human trafficing. They will take your car and put your name in the paper and the democrats are worse than the Republicans (vote for Ron Paul).

It is nice to find a guy like TL to help you when you first come to a city. His service was well worth it to me. I wish I would have found him a day earlier. Once you are oriented to "the game" I think you can fly on your own.