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TejanoLibre
12-19-11, 10:58
Laying in bed around 2 in the afternoon waiting for the Texan's to start playing and suddenly 2 guys were on top of me and trying to hold me down!

W. T. F?

I thought that there was a fire and they were trying to save me!

My Fucking Pit-Bull thought that we were playing so she was in the middle of the bed too!

Long.haired, ugly fucker had MY double-headed switchblade in one hand so I did'nt even look at the other guy!

Told them to put the dog on the balcony so they would not kill her!

Still trying to stand up while getting beaten.

Finally hogtied!

Now I know what the girls feel like!

Whole time asking me where the money is, cash, jewels, etc!

I'm the brokest person in BA!

Their Take :

32inch Sony Smart TV. Less than a month old. About 6k here!

Netbook about 6 months old. About 3. 5k here.

Hard drive with 320 gb of killer porn!

Cowboy boots $1500. 00 US.

Cell phone. Lost all your numbers so please call me at home or send me a pm with your numbers!

They even took my Silver Bullit Vibrator that all the girls love!

Special Edition Swiss Watch!

$1200 pesos.

Magicjack piss!

And they took my fucking keys!

Locked me in for the weekend!

I was able to get out because the caretaker found my extra set of keys under the elevator!

So pay attention!

Specially the guys that are about to arrive and want to get together!

Your best bet on getting a hold of me is to call me at home!

I do not have a computer to read pms and I don't have a cell phone yet!

4 381 2145.

011 5411 4 381 2145 from the USA

Missed all the fucking games!

TL.

That's cool, I did't like the tv anyway! Too Smart!

Good thing Dallas Norte did not bring down my new Playstation 3!

Joe 23
12-19-11, 14:07
Sent you a PM, TL.

Quality Time
12-19-11, 20:01
Sorry to hear that happened.

Exon123
12-19-11, 23:46
The CockSuckers.

Exon

Dancesw/Chicas
12-19-11, 23:54
TL,

How they got inside your place?

DWC

Kevins
12-20-11, 01:07
TL,

How they got inside your place?

DWCDamn shame but how did they get in?

Muktar
12-20-11, 02:09
Sorry, remembering that it's only stuff. Good news they didn't hurt you (badly) or doggie.

Muktar

WorldTravel69
12-20-11, 13:56
Sorry, to hear about that shit.

The assholes are everywhere.

Robbing a poor person. Really dumb.

Maybe it was your landlord's friends.

Ken Brown
12-20-11, 18:56
Terrible to hear this. You take care of yourself, brother, and eternal damnation to the ruffians.

Ken

Rev BS
12-21-11, 02:57
Life is rough, but your pistolero is still intact and functioning, and that is the most important outcome!

TejanoLibre
12-22-11, 00:58
Sorry, remembering that it's only stuff. Good news they didn't hurt you (badly) or doggie.

MuktarThought about the dog the whole time!

The Stuff was just Stuff but they were tools that I need for work.

No idea how they were able to gain access to the building or my pad.

My door was NOT locked from the inside so a credit card could have opened it.

I need to pick-out a netbook and see if someone is willing to bring it down to me.

I can pay you when you arrive.

Thanks Guys!

Do call me and send me your numbers too!

And get me Florencia's number!

The perfect girl from ORLEANS!

TL

Exon123
12-22-11, 09:40
TL.

It could have very well been a Chica that tipped these MotherFuckers off.

But knowing you as I do theres something wrong with this.

Your not the picture of economic wealth and not exactlly all that prosperous.

Moreover your a pretty good sized Dude, not the kind at guy you'd target for a strong armed robbery.

Be carfull, some how I think there's a lot more to this than you might think.

I've learned the hard way over the years to be aware of my friends, (I rent my friends) , Your enemy's will take care of them selves, its your friends you need to worry about.

Frankly there's someone in your life you trust that in fact is a CockSucker.

Be careful buddy.

Exon

El Perro
12-22-11, 14:08
Valuable advise from Mr. Exon.

Also, it could have been an inside job orchestrated by the dog.


TL.

It could have very well been a Chica that tipped these MotherFuckers off.

But knowing you as I do theres something wrong with this.

Your not the picture of economic wealth and not exactlly all that prosperous.

Moreover your a pretty good sized Dude, not the kind at guy you'd target for a strong armed robbery.

Be carfull, some how I think there's a lot more to this than you might think.

I've learned the hard way over the years to be aware of my friends, (I rent my friends) , Your enemy's will take care of them selves, its your friends you need to worry about.

Frankly there's someone in your life you trust that in fact is a CockSucker.

Be careful buddy.

Exon

Kevins
12-22-11, 14:37
Valuable advise from Mr. Exon.

Also, it could have been an inside job orchestrated by the dog.Might it not be the apartment owners not so subtle way of saying that he's told you to get and if you don't he will help you?

Ramiro. Might there not be also someone wanting some payback toward you (justified or not) from the owners of the restuarant you had rented for a while?

If it was not just bad luck with the door left perhaps even open, is not either of the above more likely in your position than some other guy with an unknown hidden agenda?

Still sorry it happened guy. But you've got to get a better hold of your self. Many out here will help but you've got to start moving and clean up man.

Take care Guy

TejanoLibre
12-24-11, 21:37
Might it not be the apartment owners not so subtle way of saying that he's told you to get and if you don't he will help you?

Ramiro. Might there not be also someone wanting some payback toward you (justified or not) from the owners of the restuarant you had rented for a while?

If it was not just bad luck with the door left perhaps even open, is not either of the above more likely in your position than some other guy with an unknown hidden agenda?

Still sorry it happened guy. But you've got to get a better hold of your self. Many out here will help but you've got to start moving and clean up man.

Take care GuyIt's not the owner.

He is a good Christian and I pay him on-time every time.

He does want me out at the end of the year though.

The guys were not pros!

I'd still be tied up if they had used zip ties!

They told me that someone had tipped them off.

Still finding out about things that were taken!

Dress shoes, maybe 6 pairs, worn once in BA!

Leather jacket $2,200 dollars, worn twice!

Cell phone with all the girl's numbers!

The vibrator pisses me off!

There are only 3 girls that come over about 5 days a week and I know it's not them.

I should be back on-line in a few days. Phone line will be the same.

I have no idea who did it!

Thanks Guys,

TL

Morgando69
01-12-12, 00:28
Let me know if I can help get you back on your feet.

Maj Disaster.


It's not the owner.

He is a good Christian and I pay him on-time every time.

He does want me out at the end of the year though.

The guys were not pros!

I'the still be tied up if they had used zip ties!

They told me that someone had tipped them off.

Still finding out about things that were taken!

Dress shoes, maybe 6 pairs, worn once in BA!

Leather jacket $2, 200 dollars, worn twice!

Cell phone with all the girl's numbers!

The vibrator pisses me off!

There are only 3 girls that come over about 5 days a week and I know it's not them.

I should be back on-line in a few days. Phone line will be the same.

I have no idea who did it!

Thanks Guys,

TL

Jackson
01-12-12, 01:44
There are only 3 girls that come over about 5 days a week and I know it's not them.

I have no idea who did it!Dude! Wake up and smell the coffee.

My first thought when you posted the story was that there was probably some connection to all the chicas who have copies of your keys and regularly use your place as their downtown crash pad.

Look at it like this:

If you knew that I had given out copies of my apartment keys to several chicas who stayed there at will, and you heard that I was robbed by a couple of obviously inexperienced thieves who mysteriously spirited their way past the building's entry and into my apartment without damaging the doors, knowing chicas as you do, you'd come to the same conclusion.

Anyway, I meant to tell you eariler that I have a surplus laptop that you're welcome to have if it will help you get back on your feet. I'll be back in BA in a couple of days.

Thanks,

Jackson.

PS: Get your door lock rekeyed!

Rocket69
01-12-12, 02:08
Sorry to hear about this. For the record, I'm with Exon. I bet someone you trust is the source of this bullshit. Be careful. Watch your ass and examine your friends.

My trip is postponed, so I won't be coming to BA until early March. If you still need something from the US at that time just let me know and I'll bring it for you.

TejanoLibre
01-12-12, 20:32
Dude! Wake up and smell the coffee.

My first thought when you posted the story was that there was probably some connection to all the chicas who have copies of your keys and regularly use your place as their downtown crash pad.

Look at it like this:

If you knew that I had given out copies of my apartment keys to several chicas who stayed there at will, and you heard that I was robbed by a couple of obviously inexperienced thieves who mysteriously spirited their way past the building's entry and into my apartment without damaging the doors, knowing chicas as you do, you'd come to the same conclusion.

Anyway, I meant to tell you eariler that I have a surplus laptop that you're welcome to have if it will help you get back on your feet. I'll be back in BA in a couple of days.

Thanks,

Jackson.

PS: Get your door lock rekeyed!There is nothing left to steal so why should I change the locks?

Just joking! They might steal my watch dog!

Damn dog!

I have been thinking and it was probably an ex-girlfriend and not someone that I have met or seen in the last 2 years.

I have to hope that is the case!

A. Has keys.

M- has keys.

M- has keys.

B- has keys.

C- has keys.

If your extra lap-top has WiFi I would be very happy to borrow it for a short time.

Thanks J!

TL

Waterboy
01-13-12, 00:29
Hey guy

I need that police report ASAP.

You forget?


There is nothing left to steal so why should I change the locks?

Just joking! They might steal my watch dog!

Damn dog!

I have been thinking and it was probably an ex-girlfriend and not someone that I have met or seen in the last 2 years.

I have to hope that is the case!

A. Has keys.

M- has keys.

M- has keys.

B- has keys.

C- has keys.

If your extra lap-top has WiFi I would be very happy to borrow it for a short time.

Thanks J!

TL

Miami Bob
01-13-12, 02:19
Dildo collection 500 pesos.

Rabitt vibrator with extra "g" spot stimulator 400pesos.

Strap-on for when there are three in bed with TL

Bong 75 pesos.

Laptop w / porno collection of films starring cafe excedra girls given ruffies- priceless

Jackson
01-13-12, 03:24
I have been thinking and it was probably an ex-girlfriend and not someone that I have met or seen in the last 2 years.Or the boyfriend / brother / relative of one of the girls, to whom she may have unwittingly disclosed that she had the keys to your apartment, and from whom your keys were surreptitiously stolen, etc, etc, etc.

Thanks,

Jackson

Kevins
01-13-12, 10:08
Dildo collection 500 pesos.

Rabitt vibrator with extra "g" spot stimulator 400pesos.

Strap-on for when there are three in bed with TL.

Bong 75 pesos.

Laptop w / porno collection of films starring cafe excedra girls given ruffies- pricelessWHile he did lose all that which was hardware the pricelss part he did not :

As I told TL when I pushed him to bring over his laptop and let me back it up for for him although he forgets I did.

Full backup on external 1 gig hd of mine with all his porno a month before he got stolen (available for him as soon as he can get new equipment) priceless and NOT LOST.

From you freindly neighborhood I. T. Guy. Remember it pays to make a back up and keep it offsite of all you would really hate to lose.

TejanoLibre
01-13-12, 21:57
Hey guy

I need that police report ASAP.

You forget?The only public computer place that I know of that has a scanner was closed the first day and the second day the scanner works but that station was being used by someone else!

I will try tomorrow.

Thanks,

TL