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TejanoLibre
07-01-12, 02:17
Fucking in a Foreign and unknown language :

How the hell can you guys do it?

I know that all you have to do is stick it in and win but how can you have a conversation without even being able to say Hello, /

I have been fortunate enough to just fuck Latin women and American Easy Lays so there was not a language barrier.

What do you do?

Whip it out and point to your best friend?

I am intriged!

To fuck someone without exchanging a single intelligible word!

Must be exciting!

I have had my Paraguayan girls talk to me in Guarani in the bed but that is the closest thing I have had.

Well, I did fuck an Irish tourist out of The Shamrock one night but I don't think that counts!

TL.

P. S. Have not had sex in English in Years!

Lorenzo
07-01-12, 03:38
Fucking in a Foreign and unknown language :

How the hell can you guys do it?

I know that all you have to do is stick it in and win but how can you have a conversation without even being able to say Hello, /

I have been fortunate enough to just fuck Latin women and American Easy Lays so there was not a language barrier.

What do you do?

Whip it out and point to your best friend?

I am intriged!

To fuck someone without exchanging a single intelligible word!

Must be exciting!

I have had my Paraguayan girls talk to me in Guarani in the bed but that is the closest thing I have had.

Well, I did fuck an Irish tourist out of The Shamrock one night but I don't think that counts!

TL.

P. S. Have not had sex in English in Years!I have fucked several Thai women, one Chinese woman, and one German woman, all of whom spoke no English with me having no knowledge of their language-and these are just the ones I can remember. I don't remember there ever being a problem. To agree on a price, just hand her a calculator and she'll enter her asking price, and you either agree or not, or make a counteroffer. When you get to the bedroom, she may gesture you to take a shower, but either way you both get naked and things go from there. Irving Berlin even wrote a song about it: "Doin' What Comes Natur'ly." I find the problems arise when you DO speak some of her language or she just speaks a little English.

Mountaineer
07-01-12, 04:28
The language of love is universal. Take it from a guy who has visited, and had fun, in two dozen countries.


I have fucked several Thai women, one Chinese woman, and one German woman, all of whom spoke no English with me having no knowledge of their language-and these are just the ones I can remember. I don't remember there ever being a problem. To agree on a price, just hand her a calculator and she'll enter her asking price, and you either agree or not, or make a counteroffer. When you get to the bedroom, she may gesture you to take a shower, but either way you both get naked and things go from there. Irving Berlin even wrote a song about it: "Doin' What Comes Natur'ly." I find the problems arise when you DO speak some of her language or she just speaks a little English.

Oosik
07-01-12, 04:43
I agree with Lorenzo, especially about the situation where either of you speaks just enough of the other's language to try to communicate. I did, though, end up in a hotel room with a dude one night in Tahiti because of this, so maybe I'm a little biased.

I always try to learn the absolute basics, not for conversation. Just polite words and numbers – but as mentioned, those are not even necessary if you use the calculator trick. I learn them whether I plan to monger or not. I really should learn a few specialized phrases, e. G,

'Oh, God! '

'Squeal like a piggy! '

'Are those testicles? '

Obviously phone coordination is out: Even with a good phrase book and an hour to prepare I'd have no guarantee I wouldn't end up doing a sheep or a thoroughly confused pizza guy. That's why Roxanna's services are such a godsend. At least I assume he sends things like that: He sent Eve, didn't he?

I did learn 'harder' from a hooker in Medellin. Well, I hope that is what 'duro' means, not, 'Is it in? '

It should be noted that we are talking about P4P here. Banging a non-comatose chick without monetary compensation is much trickier without a common tongue, but I've done it. Thank goodness for the 'Free Love' era and backpacking coeds.

TejanoLibre
07-01-12, 18:13
I agree with Lorenzo, especially about the situation where either of you speaks just enough of the other's language to try to communicate. I did, though, end up in a hotel room with a dude one night in Tahiti because of this, so maybe I'm a little biased.

I always try to learn the absolute basics, not for conversation. Just polite words and numbers – but as mentioned, those are not even necessary if you use the calculator trick. I learn them whether I plan to monger or not. I really should learn a few specialized phrases, e. G,

'Oh, God! '

'Squeal like a piggy! '

'Are those testicles? '

Obviously phone coordination is out: Even with a good phrase book and an hour to prepare I'd have no guarantee I wouldn't end up doing a sheep or a thoroughly confused pizza guy. That's why Roxanna's services are such a godsend. At least I assume he sends things like that: He sent Eve, didn't he?

I did learn 'harder' from a hooker in Medellin. Well, I hope that is what 'duro' means, not, 'Is it in? '

It should be noted that we are talking about P4P here. Banging a non-comatose chick without monetary compensation is much trickier without a common tongue, but I've done it. Thank goodness for the 'Free Love' era and backpacking coeds.That was funny!

The only thing that does NOT make sense is asking a woman to recommend a girl.

How can a woman know if another girl is a great fuck and gives the best head unless she has had sex with that girl?

Impossible!

You absolutely need a man's opinion.

Sure, a woman can pick-up the phone and call the photo-shopped escort that your dreaming about, make an appointment, find out the rate and send her over to your place.

The rest is all a crap shoot.

The above mentioned services are all good I'm sure but you need to follow the recommendations and the reviews on this board closely too. Girls recommended by a man and for a man.

If 100 guys are saying that they had a great time with so and so's recommendation then it's a good chance that you will too.

Unfortunately some guys are here for 1 to 3 days and do not have time for the crap shoot and also most guys will not post anything about the girl they just bent over the night before because they think that they can keep them to themselves!

That is the funniest one of all!

TL

WhiteCat
07-01-12, 19:27
That was funny!

The only thing that does NOT make sense is asking a woman to recommend a girl.

How can a woman know if another girl is a great fuck and gives the best head unless she has had sex with that girl?

Impossible!

You absolutely need a man's opinion.

Sure, a woman can pick-up the phone and call the photo-shopped escort that your dreaming about, make an appointment, find out the rate and send her over to your place.

The rest is all a crap shoot.

The above mentioned services are all good I'm sure but you need to follow the recommendations and the reviews on this board closely too. Girls recommended by a man and for a man.

If 100 guys are saying that they had a great time with so and so's recommendation then it's a good chance that you will too.

Unfortunately some guys are here for 1 to 3 days and do not have time for the crap shoot and also most guys will not post anything about the girl they just bent over the night before because they think that they can keep them to themselves!

That is the funniest one of all!

TLTL. I too am amazed how this is done. Most speak with their wallet instead of the lingo.

Albert Punter
07-01-12, 23:02
I speak a few languages but it happened I had sex with girls whom I didn't speak the native language nor they spoke any of the languages I know.
To make contact it is easy, it is not necessary to speak, just eye contact or a smile may count more than words.
Rest is left to your ability to make her understand what you want, which generally corresponds to what she wants (and this explain reason understanding is quite easy).
Then when you are in bad, again language is not necessary as someone else stated below.

Oosik
07-02-12, 00:32
I believe "Roxanna's Recommendations" is pretty much dead. I was speaking of the actual call. I haven't been down there in many, many moons (looking forward to my summer visit) , but my usual method was to follow board members' ratings, then give the hit list to Roxanna. I will say, though, that the handful she recommended to me were pretty much all winners.

The time to definitely consider a woman's recommendation is when you are choosing the second for a threesome.

As far as speaking with one's wallet goes, as I wrote, I thought that was one of the main reasons for the existence of this board.

A common tongue only gives her something else to do with HER tongue. Well, I suppose she could use semaphore to discuss world events while she is down there, but then I'd have to learn f*cking semaphore. Crap, now I have a Village People song running through my head!

TejanoLibre
07-02-12, 02:13
I believe "Roxanna's Recommendations" is pretty much dead. I was speaking of the actual call. I haven't been down there in many, many moons (looking forward to my summer visit) , but my usual method was to follow board members' ratings, then give the hit list to Roxanna. I will say, though, that the handful she recommended to me were pretty much all winners.

The time to definitely consider a woman's recommendation is when you are choosing the second for a threesome.

As far as speaking with one's wallet goes, as I wrote, I thought that was one of the main reasons for the existence of this board.

A common tongue only gives her something else to do with HER tongue. Well, I suppose she could use semaphore to discuss world events while she is down there, but then I'd have to learn f*cking semaphore. Crap, now I have a Village People song running through my head!ONLY a MAN can recommend a woman!

Case Closed!

TL

Toymann
07-02-12, 04:21
ONLY a MAN can recommend a woman!

Case Closed!

TLWithout question, some of the best pussy I have ever handled in Argentina has been referral from one of my existing girls. Birds of a feather fly together. This is 100% true when it comes to threesomes. This is also how you connect with the illusive semi-pros or total part-timers. You may have lived in BA for a while TL but you just have no idea what the "next level" of mongering is all about. Then again, thats why you are pimping girls out of Retiro. Once you establish some longer term relationships in BA you might be pretty damn surprised who one of your favouritas might bring along to the party. This is not possible for the newbies or one-timers. Most of the regular serious mongers (with game) know exacty what I am talking about. Monger on Dudes. Toymann.

Ps. Don't get mad TL. I know you are just advertising your services. AGAIN! LOL

Wild Walleye
07-02-12, 16:59
My preference is women with whom I do not share a common language. I've known more women who don't speak English than who do. I speak very little Spanish, but I learned all that I needed to know on the pages herein.

In Bs As, only a handful of the chicas, whom I know, speak any English and only one speaks English very well. One of my fondest memories in Bs As was several blissful hours with Lorena from New Port, who didn't speak a single word of English. I'm pretty sure that I wrote a review of that experience.

If you don't share a language, they can't ask you for anything, beyond what is customarily expected. Rather, they can ask but shouldn't expect a response.

TejanoLibre
07-02-12, 17:40
Without question, some of the best pussy I have ever handled in Argentina has been referral from one of my existing girls. Birds of a feather fly together. This is 100% true when it comes to threesomes. This is also how you connect with the illusive semi-pros or total part-timers. You may have lived in BA for a while TL but you just have no idea what the "next level" of mongering is all about. Then again, thats why you are pimping girls out of Retiro. Once you establish some longer term relationships in BA you might be pretty damn surprised who one of your favouritas might bring along to the party. This is not possible for the newbies or one-timers. Most of the regular serious mongers (with game) know exacty what I am talking about. Monger on Dudes. Toymann.

Ps. Don't get mad TL. I know you are just advertising your services. AGAIN! LOL

I agree with what you are saying.

Your with one of your special girls and you ask her if she has a special friend to bring along the next time around or if she knows a hot girl that needs a little extra cash but is not a Puta.

I fully agree and I have had some of the best experiances just like you mentioned and they were always free but I was talking about picking a girl out of an escort site and having someone call and send her over.

That's not recommending someone that that person has been in bed with .

Even if it was, which it is not, a girl-girl session will always be different than a girl-guy-girl session.

No self-promotion on my part.

If other guys would promote girls I'm sure that the Boys would try them out too.

They definitely try my recommendations !

Unless the Chica Flakes -Out and erases all of her pictures , positive comments and closes her thread !

A couple of the pix were decent too !

How odd ?

TL

Chica's : You can live without them but they are the lesser of the two evils I guess !

Wild Walleye
07-02-12, 17:47
I agree with what you are saying.

Your with one of your special girls and you ask her if she has a special friend to bring along the next time around or if she knows a hor girl that needs a little extra cash but is not a Puta.

I fully agree and I have had some of the best experiances just like you mentioned but I was talking about picking a girl out of an escort site and having someone call and send her over.

That's not recommending someone that that person has been in bed with

Even if it was, which it is not, a girl-girl session will always be different than a girl-guy-girl session.

No self-promotion on my part.

If other guys would promote girls I'm sure that the Boys would try them out too.

TLI definitely agree that picking out a chica on a website and calling for delivery is a recipe for disaster. However, if you do a little homework, like identifying the phone numbers for a couple of well-recommended privados and searching for chicas with those numbers and going there to see if she is there. Also, you have to read all of the forum postings to know both the local game and where to find it. As a non-Spanish speaker, I have always had good luck at New Port, where I have yet to find a chica that speaks more than a few words of English. At least at NP, I can look them over, gaage their patience for the language barrier or better yet their ability to communicate without words.

My only really bad punt in Bs As was years ago when, against knowing better, I dialed for dollars and had an unknown sent to me. Never again.

TejanoLibre
07-02-12, 18:01
I agree with what you are saying.

Your with one of your special girls and you ask her if she has a special friend to bring along the next time around or if she knows a hot girl that needs a little extra cash but is not a Puta.

I fully agree and I have had some of the best experiances just like you mentioned and they were always free but I was talking about picking a girl out of an escort site and having someone call and send her over.

That's not recommending someone that that person has been in bed with.

Even if it was, which it is not, a girl-girl session will always be different than a girl-guy-girl session.

No self-promotion on my part.

If other guys would promote girls I'm sure that the Boys would try them out too.

They definitely try my recommendations!

Unless the Chica Flakes.Out and erases all of her pictures, positive comments and closes her thread!

A couple of the pix were decent too!

How odd?

TL.

Chica's : You can live without them but they are the lesser of the two evils I guess!Just trying to agree with TMann for a change!

And with WW.

TL

Gato Hunter
07-02-12, 18:31
I lived in japanfor 2 years and all you got to do is smile be funny and bea damn good kisser. No Japanese required. A bigdick does not hurt either.

Oosik
07-02-12, 22:41
"A bigdick does not hurt either."

I'll tell that to the next tiny Japanese girl I take the "A" road with!