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Gato Hunter
08-21-12, 01:11
I picked up a girl after a company function she ivitre me camping, I borrowed some shit from friends and showed up well equipped. Food, red bull, vodka, champeange And camping champagne glasses. The girl was flirting with me all day when night fell I pulled out the party and none of the other asshats brought beer cause it was too heavy. I even lugged a cooler with ice.

My strategy played out well her friends got really drunk on the vodka while I drank red bull and vodka, I only gave her champagne. Pretty soon she says let's go find a rock or a stump, I grab a flashlight and my jacket that had a 100mg chewable Viagra. On the way to the stump I ate the whole thing dause I had nothing to put the pther half into. By the time we found a place I was at maximum aoperating pressure. Don't put a chewable in your pocket without something they turn to dust. We start doing it, BTW I got a upBBBJ I had to stop her and tell her how I liked it I am so tainted by BA that I had to stop myself from testing her like a be working girl. We start fucking she was bent per a stump me from behind I was giving it all, I had and she wanted more I gave t everything. I don't think she realized the recent amount of practice I have been having. All of a sudden she said STOP! Of course I immediately did, turned on the light and it looked like a murder scene on my cock. I tore something up! I was wanting to makea good first impression nt put it out of commission.

One week later she invited me over for dinner and gave me head after a movie on tv on her couch would not let me get in her pants at all. I think she liked it, but is still out of commission Too bad she's asian, if she were Mexican I would be set.

WhiteCat
08-21-12, 19:48
I picked up a girl after a company function she ivitre me camping, I borrowed some shit from friends and showed up well equipped. Food, red bull, vodka, champeange And camping champagne glasses. The girl was flirting with me all day when night fell I pulled out the party and none of the other asshats brought beer cause it was too heavy. I even lugged a cooler with ice.

My strategy played out well her friends got really drunk on the vodka while I drank red bull and vodka, I only gave her champagne. Pretty soon she says let's go find a rock or a stump, I grab a flashlight and my jacket that had a 100mg chewable Viagra. On the way to the stump I ate the whole thing dause I had nothing to put the pther half into. By the time we found a place I was at maximum aoperating pressure. Don't put a chewable in your pocket without something they turn to dust. We start doing it, BTW I got a upBBBJ I had to stop her and tell her how I liked it I am so tainted by BA that I had to stop myself from testing her like a be working girl. We start fucking she was bent per a stump me from behind I was giving it all, I had and she wanted more I gave t everything. I don't think she realized the recent amount of practice I have been having. All of a sudden she said STOP! Of course I immediately did, turned on the light and it looked like a murder scene on my cock. I tore something up! I was wanting to makea good first impression nt put it out of commission.

One week later she invited me over for dinner and gave me head after a movie on tv on her couch would not let me get in her pants at all. I think she liked it, but is still out of commission Too bad she's asian, if she were Mexican I would be set.Make sure to give her a free toothbrush, Brother.

Gato Hunter
08-23-12, 00:38
She has a sonicare head at my place. Even better, she is on her way to my place right now! I'm thinking I might get laid tonight! Unless I put her out of commission again jeejeje

Gato Hunter
08-23-12, 00:55
Do not nderestimate the power of the toothbrush. You can get a 3 pack for like 12 pesos at the chino, I spend more on gum then toothbrushes. Toothbrushes are a great key to DFK and it tells the girl you like. To be clean. Plus I don't want to kiss a chica with zoo breath or stale cock breath.

Gato Hunter
08-23-12, 03:00
Sending this from the bAthroom, I, going to get somengringa tonight taking a chewable now I'm going to lay some pipe hope I don't break It again. Jejejejejejee. She already brushed her teeth her sister is a dentist! Toothbrush works yet again!

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