View Full Version : Montevideo 595, piso 11, apt 11A
Privado located at Montevideo 595, 11th floor, apt 11A. Near corner of Tucuman.
Didn't see thread with this address so starting new one.
Current advertised numbers: 4375-0434/4374-8034.
Current price: 300 pesos / hr, +50 BBBJ.
Note: receptionist said not all girls do BBBJ, but of ones that do, it's +50 pesos more. However, she also said none of the girls do BBBJCIM. Local forums review noted girl that did but receptionist kept insisting none did.
Buzz system: usual ring bell, announce yourself, and wait for receptionist to come down to open door. No buzzer to auto-open door in this building. Also bit unusual is door had to be physically re-locked after it was opened, it doesn't auto shut / lock itself.
Leaving building is reverse, after done with chica, receptionist from holding-pen / apartment on other side of 11th floor comes out and walks you down to let you out, then re-lock door again.
Decided to be somewhat adventuresome and go to another privado, change up from usual clubs/indies/SBs...
Based on local foro review, made appointment and went yesterday 10/10/2012 evening to see this chica. Currently on BG site as Yoisy at http://www.bairesgirls.net/escorts/Yoisy_4375-0434_8778.htm
Local forum guy gave her good marks for bod and service, and noted BBBJCIM. Must have been stoned, drunk, way lower standards than mine, or touting the girl out of self interest because she looked absolutely far, far off from the photos. It was definitely her. Not bait and switch, but clearly a) much outdated photos from years ago and be) 35%+ photoshop.
Actual in person view was plump all over, decent start of belly pouch, and complete loss of tone and ptosis of buttocks. A good 3-4 points lower than BG photos all around. Face was also nowhere near as pretty as this younger, retouched version. So took a pass and went with another chica.
Full review:
Good news was when I arrived for my appointment with her, the receptionist showed me into 11A and first site is small bathroom on left corner (only one in the place apparently as you are guided there if you say need bathroom at any time or after you are done and want to clean up) and small sitting room in front of you. 3 small couches with room for 6 to sit.
Despite having appointment with specific chica, receptionist told me would bring her out along with rest of lineup. Which ended up being good for me, and might as well see the lineup in person anyways. Brought out 6 girls. 2 I'd classify as house dogs, Yoisy not quite there yet but good start towards it, and other 3 were nothing special, nothing outstanding, fit, toned, etc. Just solid 7 to 7. 5.
Picked one and had a decent 7. 5, nothing hot but not a waste session. Paid 300 / hr + 50 BBBJ fee. Total 700 for 2 hours.
Rooms: was led into first one off the hallway leading from waiting room but could see wall partition for at least 2 more. These rooms are not full floor to ceiling walled rooms. Basically a cubicle cabinet, the walls rise up to about 3 feet under the ceiling, and looks like black painted over glass partitions with middle door. Bottom line. These "walls" are pretty thin and you can easily hear a lot of what's going on outside your room and vice versa.
Appears way they deal with this is if there is 2 customers or more in action, they will turn up the in-room stereo music. When I arrived I was only customer, and room music was very low volume. Could hear buzzer and other receptionist activity but no calls, that apparently happens in other apartment on same floor. But when another customer arrived, the room music got jacked way up. If you're the type to lose focus because of noise disturbances and random radio / music turned up far too loud, this is an avoid privado. I'm the type that prefers a quiet environment and ok with mood music but not other types of music or radio voice.
Session with the replacement to Yoisy was decent, not great, barely on lowest minimum edge of being a repeat. Services were as advertised by the receptionist so at least chalk one up for somewhat honesty. Got the knock about 15 min before time being up but was done anyways and blaring noise was mood killer so dressed and left.
Decided to be somewhat adventuresome and go to another privado, change up from usual clubs / indies / SBs.
Based on local foro review, made appointment and went yesterday 10/10/2012 evening to see this chica. Currently on BG site as Yoisy at.
http://www.bairesgirls.net/escorts/Yoisy_4375-0434_8778.htm
Local forum guy gave her good marks for bod and service, and noted BBBJCIM. Must have been stoned, drunk, way lower standards than mine, or touting the girl out of self interest because she looked absolutely far, far off from the photos. It was definitely her. Not bait and switch, but clearly a) much outdated photos from years ago and be) 35%+ photoshop.
Actual in person view was plump all over, decent start of belly pouch, and complete loss of tone and ptosis of buttocks. A good 3-4 points lower than BG photos all around. Face was also nowhere near as pretty as this younger, retouched version. So took a pass and went with another chica.
Full review:
Good news was when I arrived for my appointment with her, the receptionist showed me into 11A and first site is small bathroom on left corner (only one in the place apparently as you are guided there if you say need bathroom at any time or after you are done and want to clean up) and small sitting room in front of you. 3 small couches with room for 6 to sit.
Despite having appointment with specific chica, receptionist told me would bring her out along with rest of lineup. Which ended up being good for me, and might as well see the lineup in person anyways. Brought out 6 girls. 2 I'd classify as house dogs, Yoisy not quite there yet but good start towards it, and other 3 were nothing special, nothing outstanding, fit, toned, etc. Just solid 7 to 7. 5.
Picked one and had a decent 7. 5, nothing hot but not a waste session. Paid 300 / hr + 50 BBBJ fee. Total 700 for 2 hours.
Rooms: was led into first one off the hallway leading from waiting room but could see wall partition for at least 2 more. These rooms are not full floor to ceiling walled rooms. Basically a cubicle cabinet, the walls rise up to about 3 feet under the ceiling, and looks like black painted over glass partitions with middle door. Bottom line. These "walls" are pretty thin and you can easily hear a lot of what's going on outside your room and vice versa.
Appears way they deal with this is if there is 2 customers or more in action, they will turn up the in-room stereo music. When I arrived I was only customer, and room music was very low volume. Could hear buzzer and other receptionist activity but no calls, that apparently happens in other apartment on same floor. But when another customer arrived, the room music got jacked way up. If you're the type to lose focus because of noise disturbances and random radio / music turned up far too loud, this is an avoid privado. I'm the type that prefers a quiet environment and ok with mood music but not other types of music or radio voice.
Session with the replacement to Yoisy was decent, not great, barely on lowest minimum edge of being a repeat. Services were as advertised by the receptionist so at least chalk one up for somewhat honesty. Got the knock about 15 min before time being up but was done anyways and blaring noise was mood killer so dressed and left.Now this is a review! Lots of info and PRICE included! Nice to see an informative post for a change. Keep up the good work! Jejeje
Member #3320
10-11-12, 12:09
Thanks!
Excellent Report.
I didn't even know this privado existed.
Thanks!
Excellent Report.
I didn't even know this privado existed.There's a local foro report guy did that had a double session with Yoisy and Sole. Both currently on BG site. Guy literally gave both these chicks all 10 and couple 9 for body, lolas, face, etc and mega points for service.
Given what he rated Yoisy vs what I saw as reality in person, I'm thinking other chica Sole must be as way off from photos as Yoisy was.
Positives I'd say is this place seems honest in at least what the receptionist says is price is the price, chicas won't hit you up for more once in room, and service is as advertised by receptionist. Negative is the noise and didn't see anything even rated as "good" in the lineup on a wed night way before the graveyard shift
Personally I'd rather try a new place I know nothing about than repeat here. But I suppose if I saw a new good to great chica posted online I'd swing by to verify in lineup
Went back bit over week ago. Had picked out this recently posted gal on bg site and couple others. http://www.bairesgirls.net/escorts/Paz_4375-0434_11181.htm
Paz on BG, called Lorena at the PV. Decent look in photos, so I thought. But now after two visits and seeing about 10 girls total in two lineups with 5-6 that I could match to escort site photos to compare what you see vs what you get, ready to credibly call this entire Pv culture of all or almost all girls and scenarios as:
-you will absolutely get the girl you came to see if receptionist says chica X is there. No bait and substitute.
-you will get exactly what service the receptionist says the chica will do; some quoted as won't do cola, but all 10 girls I saw in lineups were quoted as would do BBBJ for 50p up charge, so seems all girls do BBBJ.
-two xp chicas I had did full, honest effort BBBJ. It wasn't a take 50p and give couple lollipop licks before grabbing condom; so not proven with such small sample size but trend seems to indicate if you pay for BBBJ, you get BBBJ, not a lick and rip.
-every, I mean every chica. 100% of the half dozen chicas I could positively identify by facial structure of the 10 in lineups to the escort photos that advertised them is an OMG she is lot fatter, bigger, rougher skin tone, tattoo removed, etc comparison. She actually is the human being shown, but photoshop and other pro photo techniques is basically huge delta between looks like in photo vs actually reality view.
Paz. The chica I saw was not as huge a delta as most others but even still at least 25%. And she was best of bunch I saw that visit so went with her. Ok rear view tone but stomach pooch, butt, weight and skin turns her from cute in photos to barely acceptable in person.
Basically, conclusion is you won't get service ripped off in this pv but seems without exception the photos are so artistically enhanced that might as well assume every girl advertised is 3-4 points lower on whatever 10 point scale you thought the photo of her was
Daddy Rulz
10-26-12, 04:02
If Daddy's first law has to be proved false Daddy is glad a new and cool term is coined in doing so. I will site the source on the first three usages "of lick and rip" then I will lie and claim it as my own.
If Daddy's first law has to be proved false Daddy is glad a new and cool term is coined in doing so. I will site the source on the first three usages "of lick and rip" then I will lie and claim it as my own.Perhaps you can adjust the law to say chicks that look like their photo will "lick and rip" you, while chicks way off base from ad photo are so glad you're still doing them that they'll give the full "suck'n slurp" (C)
Yeah very easy to tell she is heavily photoshopped. She has the plastic mannequin look.
Big Boss Man
11-16-13, 17:06
I met a good-looking chica here that speaks very good English. She only works on Saturdays. The bad news is that she has many many rules. She is definitely not the girlfriend experience. If all you need is a tight pussy and intelligent conversation in English then this may be for you. The other bad news is that they charge 500 P. I asked if this was the American price since most places charge 400 P. She said, "No, everyone pays it." If she was hotter in the sack, one of you guys would make her your girlfriend and she would off the market anyway.
WorldTravel69
11-16-13, 17:18
Will someone please call and find out their hours?
4375-0434, 4374-8034.
Daddy Rulz
11-16-13, 18:01
I met a good-looking chica here that speaks very good English. She only works on Saturdays. The bad news is that she has many many rules. She is definitely not the girlfriend experience. If all you need is a tight pussy and intelligent conversation in English then this may be for you. The other bad news is that they charge 500 P. I asked if this was the American price since most places charge 400 P. She said, "No, everyone pays it." If she was hotter in the sack, one of you guys would make her your girlfriend and she would off the market anyway.It's why I stopped going to the Embassy. Hot chicks, good service, but the physical plant sucks. Crappy rooms, crappy beds, and they charge 50-100 more. DR says fuckum. WT I think they are Mon-Sat like 11-8 but I'm not sure. Better options for the price IMHO.
Big Boss Man
11-21-13, 19:56
I went here around 5:00 PM on a Thursday. Only 1 chica available but she was good looking. Flor is not on the website so I cannot show her picture. This time I was charged only 450 P for an hour but Flor wanted 50 P for a BBBJ so really 500 P. Flor really rocked it for me. She had no English and speaking with me in Spanish is painful. Sex was the best option to kill an hour. I actually got off two times in the hour with the condom on in the vagina. It may not sound like much but it is a rare event for me.
As Daddy Rulz says, the facilities suck. There is no shower. The beds squeak like hell and are too soft. However I have had two good experiences here on this trip November 2013.
Daddy Rulz
11-22-13, 03:22
I went here around 5:00 PM on a Thursday. Only 1 chica available but she was good looking. Flor is not on the website so I cannot show her picture. This time I was charged only 450 P for an hour but Flor wanted 50 P for a BBBJ so really 500 P. Flor really rocked it for me. She had no English and speaking with me in Spanish is painful. Sex was the best option to kill an hour. I actually got off two times in the hour with the condom on in the vagina. It may not sound like much but it is a rare event for me.
As Daddy Rulz says, the facilities suck. There is no shower. The beds squeak like hell and are too soft. However I have had two good experiences here on this trip November 2013.I did a double at The Embassy with Flor and Azul (if it's the same Flor) I started with a HH with Azul then decided on a double. I told Azul a couple things I like, she moved me into the Cristina Kirchner Suite at the end of the hall. About 5 minutes later Flor and Azul walked in. If I live to be a 100 years old I will never forget the two of them standing there in matching lingerie holding hands before jumping into the bed.
Good girls, a little spendy, but really fucking god awful facilities. The best room by far is the one at the end of the hall to the right after leaving reception.
This place is good, they have all the time between 2-3 girls there. Age is between 23-28. Most of them from Paraguay. Prices are 350 1/2 hour and 400 pesos 1 hour.
This place is good, they have all the time between 2-3 girls there. Age is between 23-28. Most of them from Paraguay. Prices are 350 1/2 hour and 400 pesos 1 hour.I'm just living 2 minutes walking from there now. You have to call them? In that case: the phonenumbers indeed are still actual?
I'm just living 2 minutes walking from there now. You have to call them? In that case: the phonenumbers indeed are still actual?Go to this place without calling. I don t know any numbers.
Go to this place without calling. I don t know any numbers.I just was here, indeed its situaded 2 minutes from my apartment in but its a mess: they don't want give a phonenumber (may be because privados are forbidden in Argentina since a year) the rooms are very dark (just like the privados in Mar del Plata) and the worst is that they use gringo-prices. I speak fluent spanish, however they noticed that I'm not from here and the prices should be 350 half an hour and 450 an hour. But an argentinan friend of mine paid less: 300/400. Not big deal this diference but I don't like privados with these politics. Besides of that: the girls here are not that beautiful, one fat and the other neither impressive. The 3rd girl was occupied. I'm not going back here, when I'm going to that very sweet Rocio at Corrientes I pay 350 an hour without the risque of a police-raid and many times I was there more than an hour in a very friendly atmosphere without problems.
Hi!
I've been to this private, Montevideo 595, on March 9th I think and met a chiks that I really liked. Tan skin, black hair the cup boobs with a sun tatooed on her butt and a tatoo of a Rose on her left boob. Quite classy. I really enjoyed her (BBBJ, two shots,...) and wanted to be once again with her but when I came back to that private she was not there and they were unable to give me any coherent info. Her name was Kiara but I think her real name is Paola since her friend called her that way. I was totally amazed and forgot to ask her cell phone... She briefly told me she works on her own sometimes so if anyone has info or have been with her I would appriciate you giving me a hand.
Daddy Rulz
05-12-14, 14:26
Hi!
I've been to this private, Montevideo 595, on March 9th I think and met a chiks that I really liked. Tan skin, black hair the cup boobs with a sun tatooed on her butt and a tatoo of a Rose on her left boob. Quite classy. I really enjoyed her (BBBJ, two shots,...) and wanted to be once again with her but when I came back to that private she was not there and they were unable to give me any coherent info. Her name was Kiara but I think her real name is Paola since her friend called her that way. I was totally amazed and forgot to ask her cell phone... She briefly told me she works on her own sometimes so if anyone has info or have been with her I would appriciate you giving me a hand.My money says she probably went back to Paraguay. You could always search BairesGirls, but it's going to be hard finding her. She might have gotten fired for working on her own.
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