Under Assistant West Coast Promo Man Tour

[Big Boss Man]

With a tip of the cap to the Rockstar's Stranger and Gatohunter, I have decided to call my fall tour of BA the Under Assistant West Coast Promo Man Tour. If you are of a certain age you might remember the Rolling Stones song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axeJ2JZf5eA

I left LAX on a Friday. I has signed up for Trusted Traveler but there I was at the airport taking my shoes and belt off. Maybe it was because I signed up after I bought the ticket. Something to figure out.

While I was in the air Petraeus resigned and Mike Brown was fired. Damn.

Immigration was smooth. I was slightly worried because passport was new and the Argentinian visa was in the old passport. No problems at all though,

I took Taxi Ezeia from the airport for 220 pesos. Check in at the apartment was exceptionally efficient.

Took the Green Line subte to Callao and refilled by cellphone with minutes at the phone place on Callao and Cordoba. Phone had been on hold since May but there was no problem re-establishing my number with Movistar. Took the Green Line to Scalabrini Ortiz and exchanged $1000 for 6100P at Cervino. I asked for 6. 2P but young guy said price was the same for everyone. On the way back I stopped at Disco on Viamonte and bought a few supplies. Basically I went to all places I knew even if they were not the nearest ones.

Chores done and a man's mind turns to chicas.

[Big Boss Man]

Saturday afternoon is not a great time to monger. No one answered the telephone at the first 4 or 5 places I called. They were listed as open on the websites. I know it is better not to arrive on Saturday in BA but it is my usual modus operandi.

Finally got an answer at.

http://www.pecadosvip.net/escorts-mujeres.htm

Where Paloma is on my Opportunity list. The address is Corrientes 1373 Piso 2. Rather than sticking with Paloma I asked to see the lineup. This is good practice because these girls can be heavily photoshopped and Paloma's picture definitely was. However I did find Pame attractive so I sessioned with her. Pame is a little shy but gave a decent BBBJ. Damage was 220P and I got my edge off. The place is relatively clean if you are not fussy. The place is mostly Paraguayans so you never know, you just may hit the jackpot some day.

[Big Boss Man]

In the evening, I had the pleasure to meet and BS with Daddy Rulz while watching the movie 'Footloose'. I realize Kevin Bacon used a double in the barn dance scene.

Stranger came around and announced that he was meeting Rocky2 for a drink. I said I would go out for a drink even though Daddy Ruiz pointed out I was fading in and out in my conversation with him. It was a long airplane ride the night before.

Stranger and I reached the bar at the appointed time and Rocky2 had not arrived. I said I bet the chica was running late. 30 seconds later Rocky2 texts Stranger saying chica running late. I am not a chica expert but I have learned some things.

Stranger runs on a schedule and it was time to go to Newport. Stranger is in his element but I, first night in, am not quite mentally prepared for Newport. With three guys in the bar, I feel like I am the hunted instead of the hunter. Rocky2 shows up with a great looking chica. We finish drinks. Rocky2 heads off for dinner. Stranger and I head for Hook.

Alas it is 'B' team night on Saturday at Hook. I do not see anyone I remember from May trip. We finish our drinks quickly. I decide to call it and go back to the casa for some sleep. Stranger returns to Newport to further his legend.

[Big Boss Man]

Wake up Sunday with the plan to go to Larrea 1072.

http://www.cieloprivate.net/eng/model.htm

It is the best place in town on a Sunday in my opinion, I arrive around noon which is a little early. I wait ten minutes before seeing the lineup. I choose Ximena. Nice girl. Excellent BBBJ. You never get cheated out the full hour here. Most guys agree this a quality place. I have read about 2 or 3 bad experiences. 500P.

After Larrea, I go to Palermo Soho and have some lunch. There is a small arts and craft fair in Sorrento Square. It is a good place to people watch on a Sunday afternoon.

I get back to the place in time to watch some NFL. The guys allow me to watch Rams-49ers even if they prefer Dallas against Philadelphia. Thanks guys, How come ties feel like losses? Daddy Rulz, an excellent cook, whips up some dinner and bakes an excellent apple pastry. My fantasy team wins. Except for the tie, it was a good evening of football watching.

[Daddy Rulz]

There is a small arts and craft fair in Sorrento Square. It is a good place to people watch on a Sunday afternoon.You refer to Plazoleta Julio Cortaza (commenly called Plaza Serrano, just like the pepper) and yes it is a great place to watch people (chicas) on Sunday afternoons.

http://goo.gl/maps/66Pbi

[Big Boss Man]

I have the Direct TV Sunday Ticket app on my phone. I could not receive a signal here on Sunday. The message returned said "network error". If you are looking for a way to see none national network games Sunday Ticket purchased in the US did not work for me in BA. This Saturday I will probably go to El Alamo to see if they can get the USC-UCLA game. Go Bruins.

[Big Boss Man]

Stranger and I went to Newport again around midnight Sunday. Rocky2 showed up shortly thereafter. Mainly the same group of chicas as Saturday with a few new ones. Chicas come and go at Newport so if you are into hunting it may be a place for you. Stranger introduced me to the best friend of either his number 1 or number 2 or number 3 girl. As such, he uses her as an information source but does not sleep with her. Around 1:30 AM, I take Stranger's friend back to the house. She touted her BJ skills but we started getting into it and the flow never got there. Chica really rocks it in the sack. Potential for a do over. Also she would have stayed longer but I am one for getting regular sleep. I think I saw 3:15 AM when she left so I did not feel rushed. 800P

[Esten]

With a tip of the cap to the Rockstar's Stranger and Gatohunter, I have decided to call my fall tour of BA the Under Assistant West Coast Promo Man Tour. If you are of a certain age you might remember the Rolling Stones song.Very efficient first day.

Love the thread title! Maybe this report format is a new trend. I'm used to placing reviews in their respective threads, but reading it all in one thread does make for enjoyable reading, as you follow along someone's adventures.

[Sportsman]

I has signed up for Trusted Traveler but there I was at the airport taking my shoes and belt off. Maybe it was because I signed up after I bought the ticket. Something to figure out.Trusted Traveler is only for travels soley within the US.

[Sportsman]

Took the Green Line to Scalabrini Ortiz and exchanged $1000 for 6100P at Cervino. I asked for 6. 2P but young guy said price was the same for everyone.Dude, looks like you are staying at the AP house. A reliable cueva I have been using is only four blocks from the house. The rate was 6. 2 in SEP. PM me if you are interested.

[Big Boss Man]

Monday turned out to be a slow day. Going to Cibea Spa was the only thing notable.

http://www.cibea.com.ar/index.php?O=3

Pillar was on my mind and I ended up choosing her out of the lineup. Pilar is a good-looking 33-year old Peruvian. Photos are 90% real. I like a strong massage and she really ground the tip of her elbow into those knots in my back. The only drawback is she does everything covered. We hit it off. She was trying to talk me into taking her to a Tango show. If she gave a BBBJ, I would definitely see her again. I may anyway. Right now I will continue to explore. 350P.

[Big Boss Man]

Tuesday morning I had chores that took longer to accomplish than anticipated. Before Stranger left, I listened to his latest escapade and said my goodbyes.

I decided to go to the reliable Barbys at 868 Florida 12 floor apartment "C". Vera talked me out of the young one that was just starting out and I ended up with the well-regarded on local boards Carla. This is a different Carla than the one I wrote about in May and if you are reading this post in the future I imagine this link will be broke also.

http://www.todomasajes.com.ar/bk/carla/bk00.htm

Carla loves sex. What else is there to say without writing a Penthouse letter? BBBJ. 350P.

I ate dinner at the Parilla El Galpon at Uruguay 1078. I had the ribeye, fries, salad and a small bottle of Malbec for 128P. I will spend a little more and upgrade the cut of meat next time. Many locals eat here.

At midnight I headed for Hook. I still did not see any of the chicas I remember from May. I drank my drink and walked over to Cattos.

Cattos was hopping on Tuesday. I actually saw more of what I am looking for here then I did at Hook. This trip I want strange and since my girlfriend is a petite Chinese woman so I am not looking for spinners. Of course, I ended this night with a spinner.

Her name was Gabriella from Uruguay. She is my first Uruguayan if memory serves me well and I guess that makes it epic. Anyway we made eye contact and she came over to the corner where I was sitting. She asked me if I liked besos (kisses) and started nibbling my neck. That bought her a drink. After the drink, we had a semi-make out session in the corner. That made the sale. I took her home and we had a good time. Interestingly she would not suck the tip of the cock without condom but spent maybe 10 minutes liking its sides and my balls. Tiny little girl. 600P + 140P chica drink + 30P taxi. Also had my own expenses of 170P drinks and 40P taxi.

[Big Boss Man]

I decided to get some exercise and exchange some currency on the way. I walked to the coin store in Recoleta. The teller only offered me 6 to 1. I said 'No No. 6.1 to 1. I stood there maybe two minutes waiting. I am thinking that I am out for some exercise anyway might as well go to Palermo. The teller would not concede so I walked out. I caught the green line at Callao. At Cervino I was given 6. 1 to 1. I remembered there was a good clean manicure place in the neighborhood so I stopped there. From the manicure chair you can watch all the women coming in for their bikini wax. I headed back to the AP House.

In the afternoon I went for a massage with Mili who is on my opportunity list.

http://www.masajes.com.ar/vip408/index.html

The picture is probably her with her teeth photoshopped two or three years ago. Her teeth are crooked or she would very fine looking. Tall long-legged large natural lolas and to my further delight unique in BA a trimmed not totally shaven pussy. Mili is just my definition of 'strange as described above. ' Immediately I am thinking that I want to get her into heavy rotation and imagining all the things that could be done with her. I sadly report she gave a below-average massage, mediocre BBBJ and became a total starfish when it came to sex. I can only say 'Damn'. She is at Cordoba 838 Piso 1 room 2 if you care. It could have just been me. 300P.

[Big Boss Man]

Wednesday night I went to Madahos. Entrance fee was 200P which includes a drink. They charged me 25P more for a Balleys on the rocks. Dancers looked great. Floor chicas were ok. Many English speaking chicas here for those of us who are language handicapped. After speaking with several chicas I hooked up with Martina. First thing that happened is the bartender tried to charge me 500P for the 400P chica drink. I refused to pay and they eventually agreed to the 400P. First Martina asked for $350. Eventually we got down to 1200P for 1 hour 30 minutes with taxi. I took Martina back to the House. Sex really was not any better than it was with a lower priced privado chica. She did many fake moans which are kind of a turn off for me. I thought I was in a Japanese porno movie for a minute there. I did get Martina's phone number and she agreed that should would help set me up with a Brazilian chica I also liked before she starts work which will save me $600P if it happens.

[Big Boss Man]

I had two good experiences at New Live Spa in May so I thought I would try it again even though all the chicas have changed. New Live is at Corrientes 1309 Piso 6 Departmento 18. You need to make an appointment. Once again I was looking for a tall long-legged chica, I chose Barby.

http://www.platynum.com.ar/Masajes/Barbi_M.htm

It's her but she is looking her best in these pictures. It was your average massage parlor experience for your average price although she made me tip for BBBJ. 350P + 50P.

[Mpexy]

Wednesday night I went to Madahos. Entrance fee was 200P which includes a drink. They charged me 25P more for a Balleys on the rocks.FYI. Doesn't take much, can just say at the door you want 2 drinks for entrance, or grab a card off one of the many touts outside that promos 2 drinks with entrance. Any drink not on list of bebida nacional will be extra as you noted.


First thing that happened is the bartender tried to charge me 500P for the 400P chica drink. I refused to pay and they eventually agreed to the 400P.They very well may have tried to rip you off. But also FYI. Not all chica drinks are 400p. If you let them order any drink, she may order a non-bebida nacional which like your own Balleys cost premium. Been awhile since I've had a chica order a premium but used to be 460p but can easily believe since then price has increased to 500.

At this price, it's not to say all nacional and imported drinks ought to be the same chica drink price but even for locals the set price tier is there, so may not have been a deliberate rip off but misunderstanding over what kind of drink your chica ordered.

Edit - p.s. some threads I see a toggle on top thread bar to sort thread by latest post first. Other threads don't have that toggle but is locked into latest first. Any way to reset this thread to latest vs earliest sort order?

[TejanoLibre]

FYI. Doesn't take much, can just say at the door you want 2 drinks for entrance, or grab a card off one of the many touts outside that promos 2 drinks with entrance. Any drink not on list of bebida nacional will be extra as you noted.

They very well may have tried to rip you off. But also FYI. Not all chica drinks are 400p. If you let them order any drink, she may order a non-bebida nacional which like your own Balleys cost premium. Been awhile since I've had a chica order a premium but used to be 460p but can easily believe since then price has increased to 500.

At this price, it's not to say all nacional and imported drinks ought to be the same chica drink price but even for locals the set price tier is there, so may not have been a deliberate rip off but misunderstanding over what kind of drink your chica ordered.

Edit. P. S. Some threads I see a toggle on top thread bar to sort thread by latest post first. Other threads don't have that toggle but is locked into latest first. Any way to reset this thread to latest vs earliest sort order?It may have been their Gringo Pricing Scale, Chica drink for a local is $400p and for a Gringo it's $500p. That's what it is at Hippo, at least that's how it was a while back. Best advice is to stick to National drinks and advise the Chica to ask for the cheapest drink and tell her that you would rather give her the money instead of the bar. They like that a lot.

TL

[Mpexy]

It may have been their Gringo Pricing Scale, Chica drink for a local is $400p and for a Gringo it's $500p. That's what it is at Hippo, at least that's how it was a while back. Best advice is to stick to National drinks and advise the Chica to ask for the cheapest drink and tell her that you would rather give her the money instead of the bar. They like that a lot.

TLCould be. Wouldn't put it past them. But I suspect you have to act the complete gringo newbie for them to try it, least as Madahos. Not sure re hippos.

Act like you know what the prices are or been there before and prob won't have that happen

[Esten]

BBM, your mongering style and preferences are definitely very close to mine.

I'm in town soon and have a long to-do list. When I saw your review of Pilar, I'm like hmmm interesting he picked one from my top 20 list. Then your review of Mili, wow another one from my list. I was waiting for your third, this time your pick Barby was not on my radar, but from the pics it could have been. There is a lot of good info on the local foros, some of the website chicas get consistent great reviews and are worth including in the mix as well as the adventure of trying the unknown.

Party on....

[Rev BS]

Wednesday night I went to Madahos. Entrance fee was 200P which includes a drink. They charged me 25P more for a Balleys on the rocks. Dancers looked great. Floor chicas were ok. Many English speaking chicas here for those of us who are language handicapped. After speaking with several chicas I hooked up with Martina. First thing that happened is the bartender tried to charge me 500P for the 400P chica drink. I refused to pay and they eventually agreed to the 400P. First Martina asked for $350. Eventually we got down to 1200P for 1 hour 30 minutes with taxi. I took Martina back to the House. Sex really was not any better than it was with a lower priced privado chica. She did many fake moans which are kind of a turn off for me. I thought I was in a Japanese porno movie for a minute there. I did get Martina's phone number and she agreed that should would help set me up with a Brazilian chica I also liked before she starts work which will save me $600P if it happens.Would you go back again or is it a 1 time experience?

[Big Boss Man]

Edit - p.s. some threads I see a toggle on top thread bar to sort thread by latest post first. Other threads don't have that toggle but is locked into latest first. Any way to reset this thread to latest vs earliest sort order?I would like to change it too. I have tried to find the toggle but was unsuccessful. I am not the administrator.

[Big Boss Man]

Would you go back again or is it a 1 time experience?Given my circumstance that I am still working and do not have unlimited time for vacation, I think it is appropriate to go to clubs just to absorb the whole scene. I do work with a budget on my vacation but it is a liberal allowance. One thing is that I used FF miles to get here and have an excellent deal on housing, spending a little more at clubs is really is not beyond what I usually budget anyway. Even if I do not pull someone, it is fun to soak of the the atmosphere at the clubs.

[Big Boss Man]

Thursday night a fellow monger and myself went to the Triangle. We started at Hook. Wing Man was just not a club guy and he was bored within five minutes. His standard is the FKKs of Germany and the Thermas of Rio and Hook definitely is not one of those business models. I wanted to go back to Cattos to meet one I spotted on Tuesday night. I walked into Cattos and was in for a shock. Chicas overall did not look near as good as thought they looked on Tuesday night. I must have had beer-goggles on Tuesday night. But I do not need them all, I just need one. However the one I had in my mind would not even let me buy her a drink. She said she spoke Spanish only no English. I guess I have now proven the theory 'money talks' is not an absolute. I talked to Gabriella awhile, finished my drink scanning the room for other opportunities and went back to Hook.

At Hook, I bought a water which they charged me 80P rather than usual 70P. I am getting the feeling that I am not welcome at Hook. I buy the blonde dancer from Mendoza a drink. I ask her how much to go out. It is my mistake. She says 1500P when I know the price is 600P to 800P. I probably should have offered 600P for her to go with me in the first place. I tried a line that Daddy Rulz taught me. Something may have been lost in my spoken Spanish. The dancer then went to the two guys sitting next me and quickly left them. One of the guys asked me in Spanish how much she asked for? I told him 1500P in sign language. Next thing I know no more than 5 minutes later the dancer from Mendoza is walking out with another guy. My best guess was that she had something on the hook and was fishing for something larger. I left the bar soon after.

One final thought is that although Thursday night is the big night for clubbing in BA, There were many more men than chicas in Hook so it may not be the night to go. It just might have a demand overwhelming supply kind of night.

[TejanoLibre]

Thursday night a fellow monger and myself went to the Triangle. We started at Hook. Wing Man was just not a club guy and he was bored within five minutes. His standard is the FKKs of Germany and the Thermas of Rio and Hook definitely is not one of those business models. I wanted to go back to Cattos to meet one I spotted on Tuesday night. I walked into Cattos and was in for a shock. Chicas overall did not look near as good as thought they looked on Tuesday night. I must have had beer-goggles on Tuesday night. But I do not need them all, I just need one. However the one I had in my mind would not even let me buy her a drink. She said she spoke Spanish only no English. I guess I have now proven the theory 'money talks' is not an absolute. I talked to Gabriella awhile, finished my drink scanning the room for other opportunities and went back to Hook.

At Hook, I bought a water which they charged me 80P rather than usual 70P. I am getting the feeling that I am not welcome at Hook. I buy the blonde dancer from Mendoza a drink. I ask her how much to go out. It is my mistake. She says 1500P when I know the price is 600P to 800P. I probably should have offered 600P for her to go with me in the first place. I tried a line that Daddy Rulz taught me. Something may have been lost in my spoken Spanish. The dancer then went to the two guys sitting next me and quickly left them. One of the guys asked me in Spanish how much she asked for? I told him 1500P in sign language. Next thing I know no more than 5 minutes later the dancer from Mendoza is walking out with another guy. My best guess was that she had something on the hook and was fishing for something larger. I left the bar soon after.

One final thought is that although Thursday night is the big night for clubbing in BA, There were many more men than chicas in Hook so it may not be the night to go. It just might have a demand overwhelming supply kind of night.Next time your in Catto's you should ask for Rocio (the white girl ).

5ft. 10in tall and super cute, best looking girl in the club; perfect legs and butt. Don't know what her price will be but you can work it out I'm sure.

Beats the shit out of a hit and miss strategy.

TL

[Aqualung]

I am getting the feeling that I am not welcome at Hook.

- Next thing I know no more than 5 minutes later the dancer from Mendoza is walking out with another guy. My best guess was that she had something on the hook and was fishing for something larger. I left the bar soon after.I love the clubs. It's like going to your local pub but where, if you like a girl, you can fuck her.

I have always disliked Hook. The hag behind the bar is a *****. With the old owners I had a big fistfight there. A real Wild West fistfight with broken chairs and tables and all. I stopped going there till the owner almost begged me to go back. Free drinks included. But even then I never took to the place. With the new owners I also ended up in a fight with some idiot they had as security who pretended to be a cop. I have NEVER had even the slightest argument anywhere else.

I love Catto's. The owner, Pancho, is an old friend though tight with the free drinks. I usually get a beer or two on the house. Monica, the girl at the till has also been a friend for years (she was really hot as a young girl. She was a very hot dancer). The barman has also been a great friend for many years. He's fair with the drinks and never short changes anyone. Keep your eyes on the waiters, especially the younger one.

I also feel comfortable at Ness. The barman and the waiters are friendly. I haven't bee there for a while but a few of the girls, though not the best lookers, were always friendly and trustworthy. I usually end up there when I am very drunk. There are a couple of girls there I have known for a long time and I know will take care of me if needed. For example Cecilia or Julieta who have hung around with me till I was sober enough to hand me back my wallet and IDs. The owners also own Cutty Sark and another few normal bars in the downtown area.

There is always a huge rotation of girls at all these places so don't be surprised if you walk in one day and find ten you would fuck and then a few days later not find a single one. I recommend you stick your head in the door of each club every time you are on the triangle. You never know what gem you may find there.

A chica will throw you and exaggerated amount for two reasons. Their boyfriend or husband is sitting in the club waiting for her so it must be a ridiculous amount of $$$ for him to carry on sitting around waiting for her. Or she is waiting for her supplier. If she misses him at the club she is fucked for the next day and will have to pay double or triple for him to get out of bed and bring her her fix.

A tip. When you go to the triangle hang on till the clubs are all closing. You'll find many really hot ones rushing back to get their stuff from the lockers at the last minute. I usually sit in the car and pick out the one I like the most, wait till she has her stuff and then invite her for what's left of the night. She's made the money for the night so she's more likely to negotiate and she doesn't have to run back to the club to get her stuff (or pay her 'drinks').

[Big Boss Man]

In the afternoon, I went to see Gina at Ave Santa Fe 3391 Piso 2 Apartment 4.

http://escorts.gemidos.com.ar/escorts-masseurs/gina

First, the madam quoted me 700P for take out. I went there instead. It was 400P + 50P tip for BBBJ. No doubt I paid gringo pricing. She really does not enjoy BBBJ but she is very tight. Gina screwed with a sense of urgency which reminded me of one my all-time favorites Andrea. I put her on my rotation list.

I wanted to get one more round in before Friday night dinner at AP House. I decided to try an independent named Anahi who you can find at:

http://www.platynum.com.ar/EntretenimientoEnglish.htm

The pictures are real. She has a great body and a so-so face. She is at Marcello T Alvear 976 Piso 11 Departmento D. I called Anahi but my Spanish was not good enough to get an appointment. I asked my wingman from the previous night to help and he got the appointment. The price was 500P but included BBJCIM. I also put Anahi on the rotation list.

Two for two.

The day was topped off by a great dinner at the AP House. If you are in town do not miss the dinners.

[Big Boss Man]

Saturday I am thinking I might slow down the pace a bit. I end up going to the El Alamo with Tequila Tim to watch the UCLA. USC game football game. UCLA football seems to be back on the rise. Mora, the new coach, is a chapass so I wonder how long he will last. He gets fired fairly regularly but this year the kids are playing hard for him. I enjoyed hearing 'Born to be Wild' and 'Rebel Rebel' on El Alamo's sound system. The songs sounded real fine after a week of techno club music.

Saturday evening I have Gina come over to the House. It turns out to be a bad choice. In the 30 hours since I had last seen her, Gina got her navel pierced. It was really sore and there was too much 'don't touch me here. ' Actually this is the second time in my life I have had a similar occurrence. I once met a dancer in a club (Emmanuelle?) in Lima. Between the first and second time I saw her, the Lima dancer had gotten a new tattoo on a similar spot on her belly. I conclude that chicas post body modification are not at their best. But there were other things going on with Gina. She said she had family problems. Pain and worries are not a good combination to open up a chica who possesses a very tight pussy. I am not really the kind of guy who will push an out-of-sorts chica very hard. I was happy to see her leave. Gina said 'Desculpe' two or three times before she left. 500P but she asked for 100P taxi when I was going to give her 50P. There may have been a conflict with her 840 who had quoted me 700P for outcall the day before. I am no white knight in shining armor and I will not call Gina again.

[Big Boss Man]

Sunday I exercised 'sperm management' by taking the day off. I took a long walk to the Fair in San Telmo. I watched football with the guys and we had a nice feast.

On Monday thinking I saw what I thought was a new girl at Nations Hotel which is at Corrientes 818 1209. But really it was just enhanced pictures.

http://escorts.gemidos.com.ar/escorts-masseurs/bruna/escorts-acompanantes-rubro59-bruna-2.html

Onsite Bruna is known as Renata. The chicas that work here are all around thirty but they do their job well and the facility is nice and clean. I always get the upgraded room which has a large professional massage table. I think the mattress is too soft on the bed. I joked that it was like a cama de agua and somehow the chica laughed and understood. In fact, we moved back to the massage table to finish. You need to show your Identification to the guard to get up to the rooms. You will have fun with Renata. I can also recommend Sofia. The general website is.

http://www.ciudadmasajes.com.ar/sites/mg/public/app/chicas/

480P with upgraded room and included BBBJ.

[Madaho]

Big Boss Man, awesome!

Please keep going on!

[Big Boss Man]

On Tuesday, there was a national strike in Argentina. In the early afternoon, I made some phone calls and received no answer. However the reliable Barby's was open although the full complement of chicas were not available. Carla was in the lineup but told me she only had 30 minutes available so I chose the very thin Jazmin out of the lineup. Jazmin gave good service including black kiss, BBBJ and we showered together. Maybe because I am becoming a regular or they were not busy, Barby's allowed me a full 90 minutes in the room for the regular 350P. Esten said that they knocked on his door the same day so it may have been just luck of the draw. Barbys is at Florida 868 12C.

I have had great service from both flaquitas I met on this trip even although it is not really the type I am seeking out. Definitely very sexy chicas.

Tuesday night, prepared for the strike, we had dinner at the AP House. We grilled some meat and Daddy Rulz prepared some great side dishes. Good times.

[Big Boss Man]

I met up with Esten Tuesday around midnight to check out Hippopotamus Disco at Junin 1787. Admission was 170P as a first time visitor. I really enjoyed Hippo. More fun than Madahos in my opinion. The dancers are great looking although I wish they would lighten up on the tattoos. I interviewed several chicas before I settled on a 20-year old Paraguayan named Melissa who had been working for only 2 weeks. I bought the 400P chica drink and negotiated BBBJ and 90 minutes at my apartment for 1200P. Esten was negotiating lower prices so I will bet you can do better than me on price.

After spending this trip with mostly experienced chicas, my session with Melissa was more like a high school make out session. She was slightly uncomfortable with BBBJ so it ended up mostly covered. Melissa is sweet sexy chica so I think if she continues to work at Hippos in two or three months she will be rocking guys socks off. If I had more time in BA I would probably take her out again to see what would develop. Advantage to guys who spend more time in BA and speak Spanish.

One thing about Hippo is that they have shower facilities for the chicas so Melissa did not spend 15 minutes making herself up at my apartment. The 90 minutes is actually a little longer than similar time at other clubs.

[Big Boss Man]

Wednesday morning I wanted to see Agus who is on my opportunities list.

http://www.todomasajes.com.ar/bk/agus/bk00.htm

I was semi-suspicious because she is at the same address as my biggist disappointment on the trip.

http://www.masajes.com.ar/vip408/index.html

Of course, Agus is Mili and she does not even remember me from the previous week. We had real chemistry (?) although I still think she is hot looking. Instead, I ask to see the lineup. I choose Anto who calls herself Tatiana in the place.

http://www.todomasajes.com.ar/bk/anto/bk00.htm

The massage itself is 150P. On the door this place bills itself as 'masajes integral'. I offer what I paid Mili for sex 150P more. Tatiana refuses content to give me a hand job. Everyone has their price however. Eventually for 450P I get the massage, sex and BBBJ. Converting "masajistas therapeuticas" to screw obviously is not a budget way to spend your money but sometimes the chicas are fresher because they mostly do hand jobs. I have done this many times in Buenos Aires and it was how I found one of my all-time favorites. Tatiana is a fun chica but I would try to get her to your own casa as I do not like the facility at Cordoba 838 1 2. Unlike Mili or Agus, I would say Tatiana's pictures are close to being real.

[Big Boss Man]

Wednesday afternoon I was thinking a good therapeutic massage might be what the Doctor ordered. I called Ayelen.

http://www.areamasajes.com.ar/ayelen/index.html

She looked like a tall girl who could create some torque. Ayelen was not available but Estefy was. I tried to get a massage with Estefy back in May but she was not available.

http://www.areamasajes.com.ar/estefy1/index4.htm

Estefy is curvy and young but too far into body modification for my tastes. Fake tits, tattoos and piercings. Estefy gives a decent massage. Like my morning session, it was an escalated massage session so it cost me 450P. The room is excessively small so it is hard to get good positions and angles going. She does not do outcall. I guess my final suggestion would be to pass on Estefy although it was a decent time for me. I crossed another one off the opportunity list.

[Big Boss Man]

Esten and I had good meal at Parrilla Pena and then decided to go to Cattos. Esten had his eyes on a dancer. I tried not to look like a cheapskate and invited my flaquita friend Gabriella over for a drink. Esten then brought over a good-looking sideliner whom he eventually took out.

My wingman job done I decided to head over to Hook. Wednesday was an excellent night at Hook. Dolores, the petite pole dancer who speaks great English, was there and she remembered me from my May trip. She had a asian guy ready to go but she left saying she would help me in anyway she could. Then I saw a tall Paraguayan sideline girl that I had never seen before. I bought her a drink and she went back to the casa for 600P. Sweet good-looking 27-year old girl. She only works two times a week so I imagine she hard to find. She also would not give me her phone number saying she only works at Hook. Time was not rushed since she was going home after our session. For me, she is a real prize and I would be surprised if someone does not take her off the market soon.

[Big Boss Man]

I did not post pictures previously of Jasmine from Barbys and Gabriella from Cattos but I found pictures. Both are recommended if you like the type.

Jasmine.

http://www.todomasajes.com.ar/bk/jasmine/bk00.htm

Gabriella is Agostina at.

http://www.platynum.com.ar/EntretenimientoEnglish.htm.

http://www.platynum.com.ar/Fotodisk/A-MujeresModelos/Agostina/Agostina02.jpg

[Big Boss Man]

In the afternoon I rang up an independent massage girl and received no answered. I took it as a sign that rest was needed and took the day off.

Jackson hosted a great Thanksgiving feast at the AP House. Daddy Rulz ruled the kitchen. Food was excellent. Thank you Jackson and Daddy Rulz and the girls assisting for that matter.

[Big Boss Man]

Woke up thinking a therapeutic massage sounded about right. I called up Yanina.

http://www.todomasajes.com.ar/bk/yanina/bk00.htm

Yanina is trained in acupressure. If you like to get the endorphins running through pain, Yanina is your masseuse. Yanina really digs deeply into your muscles. She is independent and difficult to reach. She worked me over so well, I forgot the relax. Getting dressed I asked if she provided sex. She said yes. We both agreed next time since she had an appointment in 30 minutes. Let's see if she answers the phone. I paid 200P for outcall and it's 150P in her apartment. One reason I did outcall is that I did not understand her directions.

Later in the afternoon I called Cielo.

http://www.todomasajes.com.ar/bk/cielo/bk00.htm

She looks damn cute in that black lingerie which she wears during the session. I would not waste your time. Lackluster massage and covered BJ. 300P.

[Big Boss Man]

I ate dinner at Chiquilin Parilla located at the corner of Montevideo and Sarmiento. I enjoyed the bife de lomo.

After dinner, Esten and I headed to Black. Esten negotiated a 150P first-timers entrance fee. Esten will interact with three girls to my one. I saw one I liked and waited until she came back making the rounds. Forget her name but I thought she was borderline gorgeous. She actually talks to me for a long time and we start negotiations before the drink is purchased. She starts at $400 dollars. Eventually we get down to 1200P which I paid to both the Madahos and Hippo girls and is a number I am comfortable with. Then I push hard for the BBBJ. The Black girl refuses and negotiations break off as she walks away. The next girl I talk to wants her drink immediately or she will not talk to me. I refuse and then it is like I am radioactive. The girls that I think are hot ignore me the rest of my time. Once the first girl left the floor I never saw her again. I was actually thinking that she was good-looking enough to forego the BBBJ. I kind of wanted to screw her. I think I played Black wrong. I should of at least bought the girl a drink for spending time with me although at Black it is 400P. Now my sense is I cannot go back to Black on this trip if I wanted to. I guess I would say don't go to Black looking for a budget experience but I thought there were attractive girls on the floor.

From Black, Esten and I went to Hook. Esten again working at warp speed is buying a dancer a drink and moving over to the couch. Still horny from Friday afternoon's mediocre experience, I decide to go with a tall dancer Galina (?). Boy my memory is failing me from Friday night. Alzheimers settling in. The Hook dancer asked for 800P and countered with 600P. We settled at 700P with BBBJ. Remember I took out the sideline girl for 600P the other night. The Hook dancer was a ball of energy in the bed. She really liked to ride on top. The Hook dancer like Cinderella once the clock ended she got out of the apartment quickly to get back to the club on time. Lesson learned here is if you have a Hook dancer in tow get to your business quickly.

[Big Boss Man]

Saturday was somewhat of a slow day and eventually I called an escort service. I liked the look of Bela.

http://escorts.gemidos.com.ar/escorts-women/bela/escorts-acompanantes-rubro59-bela-6.html

The privado manager promised BBBJ and anal for 500P. It turns out she was from a local privado that Tequila Tim had been recommending to me where incall is 350P. Same girl as the picture but she has definitely is not toned and has some baby fat. She also refused anal claiming I was too big. Still I had no real complaints. Bela is a sexy girl and it was nice Saturday evening screw. I ate dinner with Jackson, Exon and Jackpot and then called it a night.

[Big Boss Man]

Sunday morning I took a long walk to the end of Puerto Maduro. It is 8.8 km round trip on Google Maps. Mostly tourist chicas in Puerto Maduro and not nearly as attractive as the Portenas. I listened to the Grateful Dead's 'Rockin the Rhein' live album as I walked. It was good to hear some good old psychedelia instead of the the constant throb of techno. I remembered along the walk reading in Tom Wolfe's 'The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test' that the Dead's version of the blues song 'It Hurt Me Too' is the essence of the LSD experience where Id, ego and super-ego somewhat submerge.

Sunday evening I watched the Rams beat the Cardinals. Daddy Rulz cooked a delicious Chicken Alfredo for dinner at the AP House.

[Big Boss Man]

Sunday was a day for remembering books I have read.

Around midnight I headed over to Newport. I hooked with Carolina whom I am sure many of you guys know. She says she is 26 but I think between 35 and 40. I paid 800P but she stayed a good 2 and one-half hours. In fact I thought she dawdled putting her makeup on which took her 20 minutes or so. I wanted her to get out there because I wanted to go to sleep. Good service. I do not think that you will be disappointed if you take her out.

I know many of you guys like the girls to spend the night whereas I am not that interested. First with the lack of Spanish there is not much to talk about. Second I do not have the same interests as these girls. When we were selecting music to screw to she kept asking for Jennifer Lopez. We ended up with my choice of Astral Weeks. I cannot explain to her why I prefer Van Morrison to Jennifer Lopez. I think I am like the lead protagonist in Kundera's 'The Unbearable Lightness of Being. ' The protagonist, a doctor, is a serial philanderer but he never allows the women he screws to spend the night with him. The woman he marries, a waitress, is the first one he spends the night with. Basically she spends the night and never leaves. Great novel well worth a read. Philip Kauffman, one of my favorites, directed the movie version.

[Daddy Rulz]

Sunday was a day for remembering books I have read.

Around midnight I headed over to Newport. I hooked with Carolina whom I am sure many of you guys know. She says she is 26 but I think between 35 and 40. I paid 800P but she stayed a good 2 and one-half hours. In fact I thought she dawdled putting her makeup on which took her 20 minutes or so. I wanted her to get out there because I wanted to go to sleep. Good service. I do not think that you will be disappointed if you take her out.

I know many of you guys like the girls to spend the night whereas I am not that interested. First with the lack of Spanish there is not much to talk about. Second I do not have the same interests as these girls. When we were selecting music to screw to she kept asking for Jennifer Lopez. We ended up with my choice of Astral Weeks. I cannot explain to her why I prefer Van Morrison to Jennifer Lopez. I think I am like the lead protagonist in Kundera's 'The Unbearable Lightness of Being. ' The protagonist, a doctor, is a serial philanderer but he never allows the women he screws to spend the night with him. The woman he marries, a waitress, is the first one he spends the night with. Basically she spends the night and never leaves. Great novel well worth a read. Philip Kauffman, one of my favorites, directed the movie version.'Solitude: a sweet absence of looks. ' I think he meant kooks, not looks

[Big Boss Man]

I tried several chicas in the early afternoon but received no answered. Finally walked over to a privado that Daddy Rulz recommends and Tequila Tim was saying is his new favorite. They had 6 chicas available two of whom I had an interest in doing. Cost was 350P with BBBJ. Contact Daddy Rulz for further details about a place on Montivideo.

[Daddy Rulz]

I tried several chicas in the early afternoon but received no answered. Finally walked over to a privado that Daddy Rulz recommends and Tequila Tim was saying is his new favorite. They had 6 chicas available two of whom I had an interest in doing. Cost was 350P with BBBJ. Contact Daddy Rulz for further details about a place on Montivideo.Just click the link and walk or cab there with 350 (includes 50 upcharge for BBJ) pesos in hand.

http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/showthread.php?7282-Montevideo-595-piso-11-apt-11A&highlight=montevideo

[Big Boss Man]

Tuesday night Esten and I headed to Nuevo Estilo mostly to check out another scene. We got there a slightly before 11 PM which is a little early. Chicas were still ordering dinner from takeout and the lights were still up.

Tamara caught my eye and I invited her over. She was affectionate in the club. She did a little grinding with her body but no kissing. Offered to buy Tamara a drink but she refused. I asked her if she would give me mucho besos in the room and she agreed. Hotel costs 80P per 30 minutes. Since it was the first time with Tamara I decided on 30 minutes which costs 400P to the girl. The 400P included BBBJ without negotiation for me. From what I understand, Esten's chica was a little more conservative. I needed the full 30 minutes as I came almost simultaneously with the knock on the door. Next time I told Tamara I would take the whole hour as it is more calm (tranquilo). It was a good way of telling Tamara I liked her and won me some points I think.

Back in the club, Tamara introduced me to her tall bleach-bottle blonde friend, Renatta, who actually spoke some English. Renatta is attractive enough that I was thinking of asking her over before I picked Tamara. Esten and I watched some of the show. Esten arranged for a remis driver for 60P to take us back to the center. I remembered him from my trip with Stranger and the driver definitely remembers Stranger. It was a good road trip, got laid and got to sleep at 2 AM.

[Big Boss Man]

Wednesday I woke up noticing a pattern that I was slowing down to one chica per day. Tuesday before going to Nuevo Estilo I had actually went for a walk rather than take by usual afternoon pleasure. I decided to up the ante and called up Mica.

http://www.masajes.com.ar/lucero/index.html

I arrived at her place on Esmeralda 30 minutes later and pushed the buzzer. Announcing myself I received a reply something to the effect she did not know me. Figuring a that I had written the address wrong, I called Mica on the phone again. No answer. I waited a few minutes tried the phone and again and still no answer. I decided to head over to Barby's to see the lineup.

Barby's was busier than hell. I chose Julietta out of the line up when Carla shows up.

http://www.todomasajes.com.ar/bk/carla/bk00.htm

Even though I was embarrassed I asked to switch girls. It turns out the Julietta is Carla's cousin from Paraguay. We have to wait around 15 minutes for a room to open up.

My second time with Carla is even a better experience the first. For a 100P tip, Carla agrees to do anal. I finish with BBBJCIM. Like I wrote before, Carla loves men and she loves sex.

Esten and I eat dinner at El Establo on Paraguay and San Martin. The food is very good and we share a bottle of wine.

Stupidly, I have one girl on my mind, Diana, the Hook part-timer who would not give me her number. She was definitely my favorite girl of the trip and I wanted to have another go. Of course, Diana is nowhere to be seen. I ask Delores about her and she does not even know who Diana is. Maybe I should spell it Deeanna to get the pronunciation right in case one of you meets her one night. I have been known to fall under the spells of a given woman's charms.

I buy a drink for Cielo, who Stranger introduced me to back in May at Nuevo Estilo, but tell her I do not want to go out with her. Dolores tells me she finished in the top six in a national pole dance competition that week. I wish I would have known about it I might have gone. The dancer I took out the other night asks me to buy her a drink and I say 'no'. She proceeds to knock over my quarter-filled drink and and walk away so I got involved in a little drama. It was a slow night at Hook with almost every dancer there and available. Yet I walked out alone. Sated.

[Esten]

I buy a drink for Cielo, who Stranger introduced me to back in May at Nuevo Estilo, but tell her I do not want to go out with her. Dolores tells me she finished in the top six in a national pole dance competition that week.Interesting that Cielo placed top 6 in a national pole dance competition, I thought her dancing last night was good but nothing special. I thought the blond dancing across from the bar, Sheila, was the best dancer but I might have just been a bit mesmerized by her bod.

I agree we need to find out about these pole dance competitions! I would have gone too. I'll probably go back to Hook this trip, will try to get some details from Cielo. If it's an annual event at least we'd know for next year.

[Big Boss Man]

Interesting that Cielo placed top 6 in a national pole dance competition, I thought her dancing last night was good but nothing special. I thought the blond dancing across from the bar, Sheila, was the best dancer but I might have just been a bit mesmerized by her bod.

I agree we need to find out about these pole dance competitions! I would have gone too. I'll probably go back to Hook this trip, will try to get some details from Cielo. If it's an annual event at least we'd know for next year.Actually my poor writing style is misleading. It is Delores who competes in the pole dancing competitions.

[Big Boss Man]

http://blogs.pjstar.com/eye/2012/11/27/argentinian-dancers-compete-on-the-pole/

[Esten]

My bad on reading it wrong also. Great find on the link. I searched a bit too and found some more info. The competition was held from November 23-26 at the Paseo La Plaza, Av. Corrientes 1660. The Gran Final was on Monday November 26. However it's a dance / fitness type of pole dance competition, not a strip club style competition. Still, might be something to check out next time.

There's a website full of news and events for pole dancing in Argentina:
pole-dance.com.ar