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WorldTravel69
03-20-13, 12:38
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/15/amsterdam-oldest-prostitute-retire-fokkens_n_2883367.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular
Wild Walleye
03-20-13, 12:48
I heard that they were on semi-retiring and will be common fixtures at Checker's Pub...
Jackson
03-20-13, 13:11
Those aren't Toymann's regulars, those are Exon's girlfriends, and he's still dating them when he's not in the Dominican Republic dipping his wick in the brown sugar. They've limited their services to hand jobs since they turned 60 a decade ago, although they didn't need to tell Exon as he didn't notice the difference.
El Perro
03-20-13, 13:20
I think WT69 is confused. Those were regulars of Exon. The one on the left used to give him his prostate exams while the one on the right was telling him he was "purty".

Where are you Exon? Quit fucking with the Morms and post something.
Toymann
03-20-13, 13:30
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/15/amsterdam-oldest-prostitute-retire-fokkens_n_2883367.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopularMy dear WT69. You really need to stop smoking that sh*t so early in the day. Was Nancy not available for breakfast this morning? As I am now paying my fair share, maybe you can contact Nancy as ask that some of my new tax burden be directed to yourself so that you will be financially capable of returning to Argentina. If contacted by Nancy's office directly I will support this redistribution plan whole heartedly! Monger on WT69. Toymann.

P.S. If this post was designed to elicit an antagonist response, better stop. It won't work. LMAO.
Jackson
03-20-13, 14:02
P.S. If this post was designed to elicit an antagonist response, better stop. It won't work. LMAO.Who are you, and what have you done with Toymann?
Wild Walleye
03-20-13, 14:05
You guys are brightening my day (one that is below freezing outside and inside), here in SP.

Saludos.
Toymann
03-20-13, 14:26
Who are you, and what have you done with Toymann?Bite me El Jeffe. Is that better. LMAO. Toymann.
Exon123
03-20-13, 17:11
Those aren't Toymann's regulars, those are Exon's girlfriends, and he's still dating them when he's not in the Dominican Republic dipping his wick in the brown sugar. They've limited their services to hand jobs since they turned 60 a decade ago, although they didn't need to tell Exon as he didn't noticed the difference.Now that's an antagonist post El Jefe.

Your like to Pot calling the Kettle Black.

Exon.
Jackson
03-20-13, 20:07
Your like to Pot calling the Kettle Black.Hey Exon,

Where the fuck did you learn to write? Certainly not at any Mormon school.

Let me fix that for you.

You're like the pot who called the kettle "black".

Thanks,

Jackson

PS: Now that's an antagonistic post!
Aqualung
03-21-13, 00:03
he didn't noticed the difference.Lots of pots here calling the kettle black!
Jackson
03-21-13, 01:47
Lots of pots here calling the kettle black!That was a typo. I know how to write.
Exon123
03-21-13, 15:11
Hey Exon,

Where the fuck did you learn to write? Certainly not at any Mormon school.

Let me fix that for you.

Thanks,

Jackson

PS: Now that's an antagonistic post!I'm sure this will make a lot of people sad. The death of Harry Reems. http://www.cnn.com/2013/03/20/showbiz/porn-star-harry-reems-dead/index.html?eref=rss_mostpopular.

But "Not" El Jefe, he's the last man standing with the "Biggest Dick".

Exon.
Jackson
03-21-13, 18:27
Exon's first DR conquest, a Haitiana, had a bette flacar body than a AR chica that I have ever met!Here we go again.

If she's so gorgeous, let's see the photos.
Toymann
03-21-13, 19:07
Here we go again.

If she's so gorgeous, let's see the photos.First two rules of mongering with Sidney.

1) All Sidney's Haitianas are flawless supermodel goddesses. All your chicas are nasty, Dominicana fuglies. Most likely travesties. LMAO.

2) All Haitianas are spectacular intelligent once in a lifetime beauties unequaled anywhere in the world. All other chicas, especially Dominicans and / or argentines are just ordinary girls barely worth a second look.

Once you just accept these two rules, as written, you can spend hours of fun and excitement with Sidney on the island paradise.

As they say, "it is what it is", so no reason El Jeffe to say anything more. Thus ends the first lesson on "life with Sidney".LOL.

Happy Mongering All. Toymann.

P.S. You are very close to your second infraction point for "repeated baiting", Jackson. LMAO.
Toymann
03-21-13, 19:53
Sidney is innocent! Exon's was near a super model. Toy's were not. One was incredibly ugly, old, and a known thief! Toy's other (a wifey up) and he says a great performer, was barely cute, with a horrible mouth and teeth. BTW, Toy is very jealous that his 'father figure' shows him up, repeatedly! LMAO!So few mongers come to visit you in the DR. Enough said. Toymann.

P.S. If you review the travel to the DR thread daddy, you will see I did post a few photos at Jackson's request. Furthermore, you also left out that Exons supermodel ended up being a "SUPER STARFISH". Did you forget Sidney, maybe you need to start eating more blueberries? Glad you made it back to the monger old age home in one piece. Frost bite free I hope.