Watching strippers by yourself is bad ... for your health

[PurpleThomas]

I'm at the AP house for the next couple of evenings (20 and 21 March). I haven't managed to stay awake long enough to make it to BA nightlife yet.

I'd like to go and watch some girls without many clothes on doing excitingly acrobatic things on poles while wearing acrylic shoes with soles three inches thick.

I don't think this is a terribly unusual desire. Reply here with suggestions of the place, and let's head out at 1 am (or at 10:30 pm if anyone wants to suggest a large unwholesome dinner to start a long unwholesome evening).

[Wild Walleye]

I suggest you go around the corner for a rub and tug, then cervesas, then back to the AP house for nap. I am sure that multiple wingmen will soon emerge from the wood work. Dinner in Bs As is late.

My only suggestion would be have the chica (s) 'dance' for you back at your apartment at the AP house, It is up to you to supply the pole. Also, you are not watching by yourself if you have dos chicas.

[Jackson]

My only suggestion would be have the chica (s) 'dance' for you back at your apartment at the AP house, It is up to you to supply the pole.I guess you haven't been here in a while.

The AP House is fully equiped with with a stage, pole, mirror, lights, stereo, etc.

All you have to do is turn on the switch.

The chica is up to you.

Thanks,

Jackson

[PurpleThomas]

I suggest you go around the corner for a rub and tug, then cervesas, then back to the AP house for nap. I am sure that multiple wingmen will soon emerge from the wood work. Dinner in Bs As is late.

My only suggestion would be have the chica (s) 'dance' for you back at your apartment at the AP house, It is up to you to supply the pole. Also, you are not watching by yourself if you have dos chicas.

I'd be the first to admit that I'm not an expert at this lark, but there's something about a room full of gyrating beauties in (or out of, whatever's on offer) day-glo bikinis that stimulates different areas to watching and feeling one or two ladies playing how-many-licks with one's Popsicle and demonstrating their expertise at concealing the salami. You can do both, but I really don't have enough pesos to replicate the first experience in the admittedly well-equipped AP lounge.

[Jackson]

PT,

Buenos Aires has relatively few actual strip clubs for a very simple reason: In a country where you can actually get pussy at any time, there is much lower demand for merely looking at pussy.

Nevertheless, if you're looking for an actual strip club, then I would recommend Nuevo Estilo at La Pampa 687. Of course you'll have to accept the fact that all of the strippers there are in fact available for takeout, although you could tease yourself by sitting there for hours buying them drinks without attempting to close the deal.

http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/showthread.php?1911

Thanks,

Jackson.

[Daddy Rulz]

BsAs is not known for strippers, why watch when you can do? However Wednesday nights are free pizza night at Nuevo Estillo, which is the closest you are going to come to a strip club here. To find Nuevo Estillo you need go no further than the venues database and write down the address on a piece of paper, then jump in a taxi and thrust said paper under the nose of the driver.

[PurpleThomas]

PT,

Buenos Aires has relatively few actual strip clubs for a very simple reason: In a country where you can actually get pussy at any time, there is much lower demand for merely looking at pussy.

Nevertheless, if you're looking for an actual strip club, then I would recommend Nuevo Estilo at La Pampa 687. Of course you'll have to accept the fact that all of the strippers there are in fact available for takeout.
Oh, I'm not going to complain about that.

Watching a dozen ladies showing that they can clean their teeth with their feet, mix cocktails with their booty or perform intimate examinations with their tongues for a few minutes at a time, even if it's at a distance, seems to me a much better kind of introduction and a much wider choice than ten seconds of 'mi llama Mariposa' and a beso at a privado with a selection of four.

Also, free pizza! I'm there ...

[PurpleThomas]

The taxi driver (flagged down on Paraguay) couldn't find the club, and, after driving around for a little while, pulled over, pulled a knife on me and took my thousand pesos, leaving me at La Pampa with no money.

The police were kind to me and put me in a taxi having told the driver that I'd get money from the hotel and pay at the end; back to the AP house rather shaken. Walleye took me to Exedra to relax, and the rest of the evening went a lot better.

[Daddy Rulz]

The taxi driver (flagged down on Paraguay) couldn't find the club, and, after driving around for a little while, pulled over, pulled a knife on me and took my thousand pesos, leaving me at La Pampa with no money.

The police were kind to me and put me in a taxi having told the driver that I'd get money from the hotel and pay at the end; back to the AP house rather shaken. Walleye took me to Exedra to relax, and the rest of the evening went a lot better.I am FAR more handsom than WW, just ask me mum.

[Kamikaze]

The taxi driver (flagged down on Paraguay) couldn't find the club, and, after driving around for a little while, pulled over, pulled a knife on me and took my thousand pesos, leaving me at La Pampa with no money.

The police were kind to me and put me in a taxi having told the driver that I'd get money from the hotel and pay at the end; back to the AP house rather shaken. Walleye took me to Exedra to relax, and the rest of the evening went a lot better.Nuevo Estilo is a great place but maybe not a good place to go by yourself if you are new. It's a ways out and can be tricky to get a cab home from without a little experience. Hook always has girls dancing on poles but they are in bikini's. Granted it may be a string bikini or just one of those dental floss slingshot things but you won't be seeing any nips. There is a blonde with long hair extensions that dances so sexy I could watch her all night. It might be enough to scratch that strip club itch. Every cab driver knows where it is and the bouncer will make sure you get in and out of a cab safely.

There are dancers at Madahos and Black also. Drinks will cost considerably more at either of those places. I don't remember if they strip down topless at either of those places but there was quite a show at Black with a girl who started off in a full nun outfit and stripped down from there.

[Aqualung]

I have always preferred Catto's to Hook. They have girls dancing the poles in bikinis but three or four times a night they have a full striptease. I was there last week and the choice of girls was quite good. Better than I have seen in a long time. For those who like spinners there is a very pretty Paraguayan called Romina (another Romina. Not Hello Kitty).

[Member #3320]

The taxi driver (flagged down on Paraguay) couldn't find the club, and, after driving around for a little while, pulled over, pulled a knife on me and took my thousand pesos, leaving me at La Pampa with no money.

The police were kind to me and put me in a taxi having told the driver that I'd get money from the hotel and pay at the end; back to the AP house rather shaken. Walleye took me to Exedra to relax, and the rest of the evening went a lot better.Sad to hear it. Thank you for sharing the story.

[Lucas90]

I'd like to go and watch some girls without many clothes on doing excitingly acrobatic things on poles while wearing acrylic shoes with soles three inches thick.The other good option would be Hippopotamus (in Recoleta) on a Wednesday or Thursday night. Fifty or more attractive dancers taking it in turns to shake their bodies on a catwalk that stretches across three sides of the club. Some magnificent physiques on show. They don't strip off but what they're wearing doesn't hide much. You can sit right up close and stare and it doesn't bother them. Some will even smile back. On busy nights they will come over in pairs to your table and dance right in front of you (or on top of your table) for a minimal tip. At least one of them's a trannie but don't let that put you off. Worth the 200 pesos entry (or whatever it's gone up to now) for one drink just to watch. I'm probably the only guy on this board that finds a chica dancing up close and personal in bikini and high heels or boots more exciting than a completely nude one stripped off on a stage, so it works for me. Call it imagination! Check out the thread in the clubs & boliches forum for what else you can get up to there.


The taxi driver (flagged down on Paraguay) couldn't find the club, and, after driving around for a little while, pulled over, pulled a knife on me and took my thousand pesos, leaving me at La Pampa with no money.Really sorry to hear you got ripped off. When going solo to clubs I prefer to avoid taxis if I can. I've never been threatened by a taxista but elsewhere in S America I've had the usual switch tricks when presenting a large note. Nuevo Estilo is a long ride out of microcentro so you're going to need to tender a big note unless you've stocked up on 10's and 20's. Specifying the intersection of the two nearest streets (in this case Figueroa Alcorta and La Pampa) is safer than giving the name of the club. Or get the driver to drop you off at a nearby landmark and walk it from there. On the local boards Nuevo Estilo is known as 'Pampita' so ask for that if you're going with a taxista you trust.

Ironically I posted about this in the Nuevo Estilo thread a couple of years back but that's not much help to you now. As this club has got quite popular on the board recently, here's the advice again for guys going there on their own.


I also sampled Nuevo Estilo (aka Pampita) just recently, for the first time. I think it was a Tuesday around 2am. Taxi dropped me on the corner of Figueroa Alcorta & La Pampa, the club is just around the corner from there on La Pampa avenue. There's a large discoteca called Rumi on the corner itself – use that as a reference point if you don't want to tell the taxista that you're visiting a mongering venue. I've had taxistas in Brazil & Chile try to rip me off when I've given them a club name – BA is better but I still avoid mentioning the venue if I know exactly where I'm headed. Nuevo Estilo itself is hidden behind a kind of ornamental hedge and it's easy to miss if you approach from the other side of the street.

[TejanoLibre]

The taxi driver (flagged down on Paraguay) couldn't find the club, and, after driving around for a little while, pulled over, pulled a knife on me and took my thousand pesos, leaving me at La Pampa with no money.

The police were kind to me and put me in a taxi having told the driver that I'd get money from the hotel and pay at the end; back to the AP house rather shaken. Walleye took me to Exedra to relax, and the rest of the evening went a lot better.WWTLD?

What Would TL Do?

You should have pulled out your .44 Magum and asked him why a W.O.P would bring a knife to a gun fight!

That's what TL would have done!

TL.

[Aqualung]

WWTLD?

What Would TL Do?

You should have pulled out your .44 Magum and asked him why a W.O.P would bring a knife to a gun fight!

That's what TL would have done!

TL.Would you really?

[Tres3]

WWTLD?

What Would TL Do?

You should have pulled out your .44 Magum and asked him why a W.O.P would bring a knife to a gun fight!

That's what TL would have done!

TL.Do you really own a .44 magnum in Argentina?? I would think that it would be illegal. Sounds like some TL bullshit to me.

Tres3.

[Fangulo]

I suggest you go around the corner for a rub and tug, then cervesas, then back to the AP house for nap. I am sure that multiple wingmen will soon emerge from the wood work. Dinner in Bs As is late.

My only suggestion would be have the chica (s) 'dance' for you back at your apartment at the AP house, It is up to you to supply the pole. Also, you are not watching by yourself if you have dos chicas.Hi there, here's one crawling out of the woodwork.

I am an Argentino, native porteño, but living in Winterfell for 13 years now. Back in B. A. Soon, for a while. And this is what I have to say about the thread topic:

If any scared gringo is needing an imposing wingman, send me a message. I'll be mongering in B. A. From April 22nd until June 20th. Like crazy.

I'm 43 year old, 178 cm and 150 kilos. Ex-rugbier, flabby but still sporting a thick neck and broad shoulders. Whoa, it is high time to make it sound less of a Craiglist's ad, so there it goes: I am big fat bastard with an unfriendly face. Most argentinos take me for a cop, but not for the Serpico kind. Disclaimer: I am not a cop, just a sales "person". Disclaimer II: I will NOT be your body guard, just a scarecrow in the third sense mentioned at http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=scarecrow. A monger because of the 6th level of sense mentioned there...

I'll be happy to share a beer or a scotch aged enough (sorry, no bourbon for me) at the very few places left in B. A. for us to see a titty show. Most of my friends are now living abroad or married + myself removed for a long time from their lives... You know: "He ain't heavy, he's my brother" (monger)... I'll pick you up at your place and will go to the place you prefer. I only ask you to pay for the taxi and MY entrance fee. I pay my drinks and everything else.

I'll be baby sitting you until 3 AM or until you leave with your chick, as I am supposed to telecommute all mornings until June 1st! (After that, I'm a free man for 21 days!

[TejanoLibre]

Do you really own a .44 magnum in Argentina?? I would think that it would be illegal. Sounds like some TL bullshit to me.

Tres3.It may be a .46 instead of a .44 . I think you can use either round. (cone).

These are considered "Non-Guns" and do not even require an I.D to purchase but they will blow a huge hole in ANYTHING! 6 shooters, Wild, Wild West Style! $800.00 dollars plus a holster, belt and accessories. If you load it with a "hot" load I think it becomes a magnum.

http://www.taylorsfirearms.com/blackpowder-revolvers/1847-walker/1847-walker-44-9-blue-finish-with-case-hardened-frame-brass-backstrap-trigger-guard-model-500a.html

Twice the price in BA .

Back to the Original Thread:

It's no fun to watch strippers by yourself but it's a lot worse to watch Porn with your buddies!

TL.

[HappyGoLucky]

"A German study, published in the New England Journal of Medicine, concludes that staring at women's breasts for a few minutes daily is better for your health than going to the gym.

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/health/doctors-say-looking-busty-women-1107578

Well, I'm all in for this "workout."

[Esten]

A German study, published in the New England Journal of Medicine, concludes that staring at women's breasts for a few minutes daily is better for your health than going to the gym.

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/health/doctors-say-looking-busty-women-1107578Hey look, it was on Fox News too:
http://nation.foxnews.com/culture/2011/03/04/study-staring-breasts-increases-heart-health

It must be true if Fox News reported it.