Kirchner's kidz

[Shawman]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2016/02/18/endangered-baby-dolphin-dies-after-swimmers-pass-it-around-for-selfies/?tid=sm_fb

All I have to say about this is, "kirchner's kidz" :-P doin' their mama sooo proud!

[Vampire]

Very sad. Dolphins are known to have larger brains than humans. I'd guess they have a higher IQ than the average Argentine too.