Lokibean
04-14-17, 20:53
Hi all,
I have lurked for a bit on the forums (this one and the Spanish language ones), but have never posted. I was in town for work and had enough spare time to seek out some chicas. I had one good experience and one that I think might be the worst sexual experience I've ever had, paid or not. Maybe good for a laugh :).
I had a spare evening, that I knew of in advance. My Spanish is poor at best, so I stuck with girls that advertised their use of WhatsApp and let Google help me. I tried messaging a handful of girls who were either busy or did not answer. This was the week of Easter, so maybe many were on Holiday? Eventually I found this girl who was available that evening:
http://www.sexysabor.com/karina-15-5666-2989/
She was nice on WhatsApp and asked how I would like her dressed. I arrived early to her apartment near the obelisko. She was a few minutes late because she thought I might not come, she said. I opened the door to a voluptuous young woman in lingerie who greeted me with a hug. The apartment and bathroom were clean. AC and fan. The pics are accurate and she has a nice face. Big dumb tits. They seem cumbersome for her....Big before augmentation, so they are some of the nicer manmades I've seen. She was very nice and provided kind of a light GFE. No dfk or lfk. Bbbj was nothing special but had some nice tf that she made a show of enjoying. Condom on, she got on top and ride me with those giant tits in my face until I came. We cleaned up and had awkward conversation for 15 minutes or so with my friend Google's help. Otro vez! More bbbj w tf, doggy, missionary. She made some fakish noises but I appreciated the effort. Big ass was nice to look at. Finally a wonderful tf with me on top. Probably the best tf I've ever had. They're big enough that it's pretty easy to squeeze them together even while lubed. She acted like she enjoyed the cum on her chest. All in all a good but not amazing experience. 1400 pesos for the hour.
Today, I tried messaging 4 or 5 different girls with no response. It's good Friday, so maybe not terribly surprising. I got a response from Kati from escortsbaires:
http://www.escortsbaires.com.ar/redirect.php?id=2119
Nice enough via messaging. I look for reviews but find nothing on any of the boards. We agree on a time. I take two of my chosen condoms (which fit better) and meet at her apartment in Microcentro. Door buzzer doesn't work. She has to come meet me at the door. She smiles but it feels forced. I put the payment (1500 pesos for the hour) on the table. She speaks a tiny bit of English, enough to command me to go to the bathroom. It's dirty with nothing for me to clean up with. Only used towels. What am I supposed to do in here exactly? I come out and she is in lingerie now, changed from her sweatsuit. She looks like the photos with an extra 5 kilos. Bigger tits than I expected, very nice actually, and natural. She kisses me - a closed mouth peck with no feeling - and redirects my head away from her lips fairly quickly. Not a kisser? I kiss her neck, she pulls back and motions for me to undress asking if I want a massage. Not really what I'm here for... She removes her lingerie and starts to suck and bite my nipple. Porque no? Brushing my hand away from her breast she says "slowly", a lesson I will come to find that she has not taken to heart. At this point I'm barely hard. The awkward interaction and the limitations she's putting on me aren't really a turn on. Perfect time for her to put on one of those condoms I brought! Out of the wrapper before I could stop her, the condom goes onto my floppy dick rather poorly and she begins cbj. Goddammit! I've been lucky enough to have never been with a girl who did cbj, so I got complacent and didn't ask the deets. I am soon glad for the condom though because it seems her bj technique makes copious use of her teeth. I can't really coach her since her English is about as bad as my Spanish. Floppy dick not getting much less floppy. Ok let's try to put it in her. She's on top, tits in face. Not too bad other than her complete disinterest in the act. I need to switch positions, this isn't really doing it for me. Doggy for a bit. I suppose I've been lucky to have never understood when guys talk about pussy smelling like tuna. All the women I've been with had a pleasant acidic odor. This my friends was a cannery. The smell coupled with her complete disinterest worked it's magic on my dong and I went limp. Now she seems confused. Haven't you finished yet? I gesture that I'm going to need some help. She pulls off the condom and starts a hj. It's like she doesn't know how penises work. This is the roughest hj of my life. Admittedly, I've had many years to master the art, but I don't think it's rocket science. I say "demasiado fuerte" and gesture for her to do something like I want. Play with the balls or something. Fingernails dig in. Balls are crushed by a rough massage. She says "you do it". Not many things make me feel more pitiful than to be jerking my own soft dick in the presence of a hooker. I get some blood flowing to the little guy and I ask for another condom, which she puts on inside out, having to reach inside to unroll it. Neat. More, even toothier, cbj does not help matters. Some brief intercourse ends again in softness. Welp, my two special condoms are gone. I fiddle with my dick a bit more and she offers to diddle my butthole. Porque no? Ok, hard enough for El Ultimo condom. Oh yes, she only had one :D. Little bit tight, but it'll do. Missionary on the edge of the bed. She's fighting me with her legs, but I don't think she knows she is. Things are going smoothly now. Nice view of her tits wobbling. Dick is hard for the first time. I tell her all about it in English that she doesn't understand. Then the ill-fitting condom slides off when I pull out for a position change. Fuck. She has one more go at shake-weighting my dick before I just finish myself while she puts her tits in my face. Elated by the news that her ordeal is over she shoves a paper towel in my hand and tells me to go to the bathroom. Perfect score, 0% GFE.
It's like I paid someone who has no interest in me to relive our first awkward sexual experience, except she doesn't know how sex works and thinks that handjobs require some elbow grease or they're like opening a pickle jar or something. Most of my experience with escorts has been via FKKs in Germany where you can just ask about the important stuff, so I think this is just a lesson for me to properly vet my special friend the next time. Sorry for rambling. I think I wanted to vent a bit actually.
I like Buenos Aires, and I hopefully I can take another shot next time I'm in town.
Cheers.
I have lurked for a bit on the forums (this one and the Spanish language ones), but have never posted. I was in town for work and had enough spare time to seek out some chicas. I had one good experience and one that I think might be the worst sexual experience I've ever had, paid or not. Maybe good for a laugh :).
I had a spare evening, that I knew of in advance. My Spanish is poor at best, so I stuck with girls that advertised their use of WhatsApp and let Google help me. I tried messaging a handful of girls who were either busy or did not answer. This was the week of Easter, so maybe many were on Holiday? Eventually I found this girl who was available that evening:
http://www.sexysabor.com/karina-15-5666-2989/
She was nice on WhatsApp and asked how I would like her dressed. I arrived early to her apartment near the obelisko. She was a few minutes late because she thought I might not come, she said. I opened the door to a voluptuous young woman in lingerie who greeted me with a hug. The apartment and bathroom were clean. AC and fan. The pics are accurate and she has a nice face. Big dumb tits. They seem cumbersome for her....Big before augmentation, so they are some of the nicer manmades I've seen. She was very nice and provided kind of a light GFE. No dfk or lfk. Bbbj was nothing special but had some nice tf that she made a show of enjoying. Condom on, she got on top and ride me with those giant tits in my face until I came. We cleaned up and had awkward conversation for 15 minutes or so with my friend Google's help. Otro vez! More bbbj w tf, doggy, missionary. She made some fakish noises but I appreciated the effort. Big ass was nice to look at. Finally a wonderful tf with me on top. Probably the best tf I've ever had. They're big enough that it's pretty easy to squeeze them together even while lubed. She acted like she enjoyed the cum on her chest. All in all a good but not amazing experience. 1400 pesos for the hour.
Today, I tried messaging 4 or 5 different girls with no response. It's good Friday, so maybe not terribly surprising. I got a response from Kati from escortsbaires:
http://www.escortsbaires.com.ar/redirect.php?id=2119
Nice enough via messaging. I look for reviews but find nothing on any of the boards. We agree on a time. I take two of my chosen condoms (which fit better) and meet at her apartment in Microcentro. Door buzzer doesn't work. She has to come meet me at the door. She smiles but it feels forced. I put the payment (1500 pesos for the hour) on the table. She speaks a tiny bit of English, enough to command me to go to the bathroom. It's dirty with nothing for me to clean up with. Only used towels. What am I supposed to do in here exactly? I come out and she is in lingerie now, changed from her sweatsuit. She looks like the photos with an extra 5 kilos. Bigger tits than I expected, very nice actually, and natural. She kisses me - a closed mouth peck with no feeling - and redirects my head away from her lips fairly quickly. Not a kisser? I kiss her neck, she pulls back and motions for me to undress asking if I want a massage. Not really what I'm here for... She removes her lingerie and starts to suck and bite my nipple. Porque no? Brushing my hand away from her breast she says "slowly", a lesson I will come to find that she has not taken to heart. At this point I'm barely hard. The awkward interaction and the limitations she's putting on me aren't really a turn on. Perfect time for her to put on one of those condoms I brought! Out of the wrapper before I could stop her, the condom goes onto my floppy dick rather poorly and she begins cbj. Goddammit! I've been lucky enough to have never been with a girl who did cbj, so I got complacent and didn't ask the deets. I am soon glad for the condom though because it seems her bj technique makes copious use of her teeth. I can't really coach her since her English is about as bad as my Spanish. Floppy dick not getting much less floppy. Ok let's try to put it in her. She's on top, tits in face. Not too bad other than her complete disinterest in the act. I need to switch positions, this isn't really doing it for me. Doggy for a bit. I suppose I've been lucky to have never understood when guys talk about pussy smelling like tuna. All the women I've been with had a pleasant acidic odor. This my friends was a cannery. The smell coupled with her complete disinterest worked it's magic on my dong and I went limp. Now she seems confused. Haven't you finished yet? I gesture that I'm going to need some help. She pulls off the condom and starts a hj. It's like she doesn't know how penises work. This is the roughest hj of my life. Admittedly, I've had many years to master the art, but I don't think it's rocket science. I say "demasiado fuerte" and gesture for her to do something like I want. Play with the balls or something. Fingernails dig in. Balls are crushed by a rough massage. She says "you do it". Not many things make me feel more pitiful than to be jerking my own soft dick in the presence of a hooker. I get some blood flowing to the little guy and I ask for another condom, which she puts on inside out, having to reach inside to unroll it. Neat. More, even toothier, cbj does not help matters. Some brief intercourse ends again in softness. Welp, my two special condoms are gone. I fiddle with my dick a bit more and she offers to diddle my butthole. Porque no? Ok, hard enough for El Ultimo condom. Oh yes, she only had one :D. Little bit tight, but it'll do. Missionary on the edge of the bed. She's fighting me with her legs, but I don't think she knows she is. Things are going smoothly now. Nice view of her tits wobbling. Dick is hard for the first time. I tell her all about it in English that she doesn't understand. Then the ill-fitting condom slides off when I pull out for a position change. Fuck. She has one more go at shake-weighting my dick before I just finish myself while she puts her tits in my face. Elated by the news that her ordeal is over she shoves a paper towel in my hand and tells me to go to the bathroom. Perfect score, 0% GFE.
It's like I paid someone who has no interest in me to relive our first awkward sexual experience, except she doesn't know how sex works and thinks that handjobs require some elbow grease or they're like opening a pickle jar or something. Most of my experience with escorts has been via FKKs in Germany where you can just ask about the important stuff, so I think this is just a lesson for me to properly vet my special friend the next time. Sorry for rambling. I think I wanted to vent a bit actually.
I like Buenos Aires, and I hopefully I can take another shot next time I'm in town.
Cheers.