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Dickhead
06-23-17, 00:37
So god was creating the world and after six days he rested. He was chilling with Saint Peter and Saint Peter said, "So, big guy, what have you got in mind for tomorrow?" god said, "Well, Pete, I think I'm gonna create a new country. It's going to be awesome. It's going to have mountains to ski on and rivers and lakes to fish on. It's going to have beaches and coastlines and a big wide ship channel that will make a great river port. It will have fertile land for grazing cattle and growing wheat and soybeans. It won't have any earthquakes like the rest of the continent, and you can grow oranges and avocados and sugar cane there."

Saint Peter says, "Geez, big guy, that sounds really awesome. But, umm, do you think that is fair to the rest of the world?"

So god says to Peter, "Don't worry, it will be fair. Wait til you see the type of people I'm gonna put there."

Andymarc
06-23-17, 23:28
Why do Argentines look at the sky and smile when there's lightning?

Because they think God is taking their picture.

TejanoLibre
06-24-17, 13:32
Why are there no earthquakes in Argentina ?

Porque ni la tierra los Traga a los Argentinos!

TL