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SPANISH LANGUAGE SCHOOL
Anyone interested in picking up a little Espaņol should check out I.L.E.E., (Insituto de Lengua Espaņola para Extranjeros) near the corner of Callao and Corrientes. My monger bud and I have been taking classes for 3 weeks and have learned a great deal which can be quite useful in selecting chicas and negotiations. The school will tailor a program of any length with either individual or group classes. We have had private classes for 3 hours a day and have found the teachers there to be fantastic.
Monger on Men!
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QUOTE BY JACKSON:
I know her also. I tried to negotiate her out of Madahos late one Sunday night a couple of months ago. I offered her $150 AR, but she insisted on $200 AR, in spite of the fact that it was 3 am and the place was dead. After a few minutes of conversation, I concluded that she was fraught with potential attitude problems and moved on to better things. Danny Boy was in the club at the time, and after seeing me walk away, asked me what happened, upon which he (with his fluent Spanish) approached her and asked her why she turned down my offer, pointing out to her that is was a slow night. Her response "I know him, and he can afford to pay more."
Jackson
You are invaluable Jackson; your reality checks are beyond par excellence!
-Happy!!!
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Gentlemen,
In Madahos last night, I picked up a lovely young 26 year old blonde from Brazil who went by the name of "Emily". She had a killer body, about 5'4", slim, large breasts, well dressed, a total package. While sitting casually at the bar watching one of the dancers overhead, Emily appeared from nowhere and landed practically in my lap. After a little flirting and negotiating, Emily changed her outfit and we headed back to my apartment in Palermo (one of the doormen at Madahos refuses to let me take a taxi and always drives me and my chica home from Madahos; his name is Juan Carlos and he is really cool!!) Anyway, once back in the apartment we headed for the bedroom and Emily undressed revealing a figure even better than I imagined. Sliding into bed she began with a BBBJ which was quite skillful afterwhich we got into some serious f**king until I discovered something quite unexpected; Emily has an anxiety disorder. She slipped into a full blown panic attack which made her breathing quite difficult and labored. Because of my profession, I have some experience talking folks down from such attacks and was able to help Emily regain some equilibrium. However it is not an experience I recommend nor care to encounter without warning. Hence I am writing this post. If you meet Emily in Madahos and become enchanted with her as I did, you are forewarned. The business these girls practice takes its toll on them in myriad ways which can sometimes manifest itself unexpectedly.
[blue]Happygolucky,
Sorry dude, I thought I briefed you about Emily. I've known her for several months, and she's basically a nut case. If she doesn't take the correct combination of pills every day, she comes unglued. I'll spare you my personal history with her, but suffice to say that I try to keep her at arms length. Saint also had some bad experiences with her wherein she became obsessed with him, including continuously trying to find him at his apartment here in BA, calling him several times a day, and sending a constant stream of emails. Of course, the thing about Emily is that she does have a great body and loves CIM.
She's got problems, but they've got nothing to do with her employment. In fact, I suspect that the money she earns working is probably the only thing that keeps her off of the street.
Jackson[/blue]
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This is the first of probably several reports regarding Jacksonīs first Clarin Day, which was held yesterday (Wednesday) in Captains Dave and Tomīs four-bedroom apartment in Recoleta. The purpose was to get as many girls from the personal services ads in the Clarin newspaper to come over to the apartment, wherein 7 mongers lay in waiting. At a cost of 50 pesos per hour per girl, a monger could afford to pass or close on any deal he chose.
Upon entering the apartment, there was a large table with lots of food and where Jackson sat with his computer. The cost for each guy was 300 pesos (about $105) which included food, drink etc. The girls were to be photographed and their vital statistics entered into the computer. The idea, I believe, was to put the pics and info on a disc to be distributed to the guys. Roxanna was in one of the bedrooms making the calls to the girls and setting things up.
When I arrived at 2pm, the first batch of three girls had arrived.
One was wearing a mini skirt and boots and caught my attention immediately. After briefly greeting the guys, I retired to one of the bedrooms with the mini-skirted one for a spirited session. When I returned to the living room I was sternly admonished by Jackson for this breach of Monger Protocol. The girls were to be photographed FIRST, and then dessert.
Throughout the day, girls would arrive in batches, until about 8 or 9pm, by which time, about 20 or 22 girls had come and gone. b69 was keeping track of the time because it was by the hour. Roxana was making the calls. Judd, Slick1 were also there. It was my first time to meet Roxy and she is as nice as they say. She was simultaneously efficient in calling the girls, giving them directions, answering callbacks and when the girls arrived, making them feel comfortable. This was essential as it turned out that all the girls worked at casas where normally, they take incalls. So, to get them to come to us required their feeling comfortable and safe. Roxanna put them at ease.
Later that night, I debated the quality of the girls with Jackson. He believed that the club girls were SEVERAL notches above the Clarin girls. Iīm not so sure. The club girls are at least ONE notch above for sure and there were a few Clarin girls that were overweight. But there were other factors. One is that the club girls dress very provocatively while the Clarin girls arrive in street clothes. If the Clarin girls were to dress the same way, the playing field would be more level. Another is that the girls were on our territory. We could choose yay or nay without being hustled for a ladies drink. Everything was relaxed. There were so many women, everyone was sure to get what he liked. The guys were sitting around talking and laughing among ourselves and with the girls, who, if not busy in one of the bedrooms, sat with us.
The girls came and went in batches of three and four all afternoon and everyone had great fun taking photos and deciding which to sample and general kidding around. Because every half hour or hour, there was a new batch coming, there was a great sense of expectation. And then came Valentina!!
This one was a Clarin gem. 21y/o, no kids, a university student, slim, petite, 5ft 3ins approx with beautiful brown eyes. I was immediately attracted to her. She refused to be photographed but was enthusiastic in bed. This was better sex than all the dream girls in the clubs, probably because I like her look so much. I privately arranged a session with her on Friday.
At the end, Jackson called a debriefing session. We all agreed that it was a great success and a lot of laughs and to do it again soon. There are many more details but I'm tired from writing.
Don
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Hey guys,
For Beach Boy: No this Yanina was not blond at all ! Dark hair (morocha as they say here).
Now, I have two mongering days to narrate. So first Tuesday.
Afternoon roaming around downtown with Slick1.
Went to Cafe Exedra. About 15 girls. We just did some window shopping. Most were above 30s and not all that good looking, but there was a couple of girls worth it. Lots of guys just sipping coffee pretending not to notice all these very attentive women.
Close to Plaza San Martin, on Florida Street, we were approached by a flyer distributing girl, rather cute and young, who wanted to take us to a place called Le Piaf, a "piano bar" with attractive chicas according to her. Tried a Dickhead number on her and started chatting her up, saying we would probably be more interested in her. Did not insist too much but I believe she was seriously considering it. She said we should come back later and she would spend some time with us there.
Looking for Cutty Sark and being lost, we were approched by a 35 year old blond approx, looking very good indeed who offered helping us. She knew perfectly where Cutty Sark was (which is rather significant). I think she was making a move on us as she was overly friendly. We were polite but had to steer away as we knew of the amazing potential of this town.
And boy, did that turn out to be true!!!
Got to Cutty Sark. Sipped a drink. There were few girls. Approx 10. Place was very quiet. Both Slick1 and I quickly were attracted to this brunette with a good bod and amazing smile. We chatted her up during quite a while and invited her to come to diner with us, which she accepted. We agreed on Peso 400 from 10 pm till 5am, sex included of course (but with only one of us, as she rapidly tried to ascertain).
This girl was amazingly friendly and sweet. She is 28 with a kid, but looks 24. From Uruguay. Her name is Alejandra Andrea.
Her natural charm and friendliness definitely impacted us and Slick1 and I had to go through some serious negotiations on whom should pluck that flower.
In the end, she was my date as Slick1 had one in reserve in his backpocket (which was also one hell of a looker; boy is he slick!!!). We had a romantic diner and all this time she was cuddling, kissing me (like boyfriend/girlfriend), holding my hand, etc.
After diner had a drink with her in a bar. Went to my apartment. Massage, cuddles, etc. And sex (of course, I never loose track of the important aspects of life). The sex was rather plain though she did give a pretty good BJ. Bareback at first, and then covered.
Conclusion: a lovable girl, very attractive, great person, etc. Sex was regular though. Wonīt repeat but had a great night, thanks in part to Slick1 who had a pretty good feeling (and accurante) on this girl.
That is it for Tuesday. Soon to post: the First Clarin Mongering Exepriment, which Dashing Don has started describing.
Life is good.
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Now that Tuesday is taken care off, time for Wednesday.
The event you have been hearing about: the First Monger Clarin Girls Convention.
The Gathering: It took place in a big appartment with many rooms. One of those on Perera street, for those who have seen the web site for these.
Roll Call: Master Jackson, Judd, Slick1, Captain Dave, Tom with no username yet, Dashing Don, and yours truly, b69.
Coordinator: Roxana
Purpose: to conduct a scientific study of the quality of the Clarin girls, calling randomly phone numbers, and hoping to locate some young gems, amateurs who just need some bucks for month end. To sum up- young college girls. Knowing that Monger John Guapo back in December had described that he had obtained some good results and some very decent girls.
We had 19 girls in batches of 3 at a time. At 40 peso an hour each. Plus 10 peso taxi. As Dashing Don mentioned, all these proceeded from houses with Madams handling the all thing. Quite a few girls from Paraguay. 2 from Uruguay, 1 from Brasil, the rest Argentine. Most with kids. Some were OK. Some were not, scary in fact as we had requested young and well shaped girls and we got some who were looking like buffalos and with more mileage than Indiana Jones.
I agree with Don that the cutest one is the one he went with (the second one actually, 21 yrs, no kid). One of the biggest issues of debate was whether Dashing Don should be renamed the Flash or Eat My Dust, or something of the sort as he would barely let us take a look at the girls and off he went with them. :-)
There was another looker of Portuguese and Syrian descent. She was impressive. She basically requested to do Slick1 and she gave him the ride of his life. Argentine Champagne was used in new ways Slick1 had never thought of. He came out of the room after more than an hour, the life sweating out of him and redder than a tomato.
Judd was very active himself though at one point, one of girls coerced him into performing /providing pleasure to her and forced him to go for seconds. We were hearing the banging on the door and thought everything was going smooth, and pleasure was being provided while in reality he was trying with despair to attact our attention to request our assistance (that is the help of the available mongers, the ones who were not at that time conducting oral and in depth exams of the Clarin girls...). And Judds girl would not let him escape. We were finally able to liberate him using a cunning plan...
Newsflash - Monger nearly raped in BA
That is it. I hope to have conveyed the gist of the experiment. My comments ought to complement the ones of Dashing Don.
This event will be repeated in the future according to Jackson. All in all it was an hysterical experience full of good laughs, and it is regrettable that we did not have any hidden cameras, as this would have one hell of a funny movie.
Life is good.
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Life is good. [/i][/QUOTE]
Re: Clarin Research Project
Jeez. Is it! It doesn't get any better than this.
I wish I was in Buenos Aires right now, not New York City. You are all lucky devils.
Keep up the research.
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Jackson, Captain Dave, Roxana....you're all TOO MUCH! What a great idea you came up with but where and when can we see the pics snapped at the inaugural Clarin girl showcase? Also, when are you going to do the inaugural la Nacion girl showcase? Damn, why couldn't I be in BA this week!?! Thanks for the great reports all of you. DownBA
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Hi guys,
After months of reading comments posted on the WSG, had a chance to take advantage of some of the recommendations so here I go with my feedback. In addition I'll reciprocate with good hints on Spain and Italy in the respective sections of the forum.
BA is indeed a Paradise, I sampled the variety providers (clarin girls, web escorts and clubs, not yet street girls) and may share the following:
Best value for money are the internet ladies, what you see is what you get and the price is never a surpirse (of course, assuming pictures are not fake, but with escortbaires aka platinum it hasn't happened to me so far).
I tried a few girl reviewed before, including sweet and caring Fer from Paraguay who deserves my best rating. Julieta, referred to elsewhere with reference to the apartment her photo was being taken - is nice but a notch below what her fantastic pictures promise.
Althpugh I agree with general marks given to Madaho and Playwoman, I won't hit any club in my next trip as hassle and bargaining, plus club fee and drinks, make the experience quite expensive without really adding to the quality (indeed, many girks are the same as on the web).
SUGGESTION: couldnīt we build a table with internet girl names, to summarize whenever a WSG member has shared insight on a specific lady?
I'll write a couple annotations more when I have time, bye for now. Hope to catch up with some of you guys in person at the end of June.
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Wow, guys, this sounds amazing. Am I wrong in planning to go to Lima in August? Kind of seems to be way off the action, compared to this amazing (obviously) city....
snark
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Boy, I sure think so. I've been to Lima. Food didn't impress me, lousy transit "system" if you even want to call it that, more dangerous than BA, more polluted than BA, lousy airport ... Perú is the Third World and Argentina, although the economy has been very bad for several years while Perú's is improving, is not the Third World. I had fun in Lima but I would not ever go back (unless someone else is paying .... ). When I was there, it was a lot cheaper than BA but it's not any more. Plus IIRC you need yellow fever vaccination to go there, another drawback.
Then the final thing is Peruvian beer is the worst (overall) I have ever experienced, especially "Cristal." Pisco is pretty nasty too.
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[QUOTE][blue]Sorry dude, I thought I briefed you about Emily. I've known her for several months, and she's basically a nut case. If she doesn't take the correct combination of pills every day, she comes unglued. I'll spare you my personal history with her, but suffice to say that I try to keep her at arms length. Saint also had some bad experiences with her wherein she became obsessed with him, including continuously trying to find him at his apartment here in BA, calling him several times a day, and sending a constant stream of emails. Of course, the thing about Emily is that she does have a great body and loves CIM.
She's got problems, but they've got nothing to do with her employment. In fact, I suspect that the money she earns working is probably the only thing that keeps her off of the street.
Jackson[/blue][/QUOTE]I'll agree with everything you guys say about Emily. I've known her for well over a year and she definitely has some psychological problems. It definitely has nothing to do with her line of work. I knew her when she first got to BA from Brazil and if anything, she's more sane than ever. She plays the role of jealous and angry working girl to me. Every trip, I get at least get one "fuck you" from her after she see's me with someone else in one of the clubs. I don't feel angry at her though, I just feel sorry for her.
Having said that, she is one of the better looking girls you'll see in BA. I would save her for last though. If you don't she'll kind of stalk you until you leave.
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Snark,
If you go please post a detailed report as to how Argentina stacks up against Germany. I know that you post every once in a while in the Germany section. The BA section always seems very impressive, and all the guys seem to have a good time, but for guys who are into petite girls with Ballet Dancer bodies, the web sites seem to have nothing. I worry that it is a place full of Fat-Assed Latina's like J-Lo. some people call it curvaceous, I call it fat. Snark, go and make a comparison.
Peter
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by peter
[i]Snark,
The BA section always seems very impressive, and all the guys seem to have a good time, but for guys who are into petite girls with Ballet Dancer bodies, the web sites seem to have nothing. [/i][/QUOTE]
I've seen plenty of this type in Buenos Aires. 'Nuff said.
-Uncle Otto
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I've been to Germany too and I think there is a higher proportion of overweight women there than there are in Buenos Aires. The BA girls are mostly of European stock and don't have the Mexican/mestizo/J Lo type build. I mean, there's a few fatties there but plenty of slender ones. What you don't really see in BA (IMO, YEMV) is a lot of big tits, unless they're fake. Fine with me.