Tonight at the theater next to Avenida de Mayo and Salta at 7pm if anybody wants to go.
It is the most perfect piece of music EVER written!
Feel free to call me.
4 381 2145.
156 116 4254.
TL.
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Tonight at the theater next to Avenida de Mayo and Salta at 7pm if anybody wants to go.
It is the most perfect piece of music EVER written!
Feel free to call me.
4 381 2145.
156 116 4254.
TL.
1222 Avenida de Mayo
[QUOTE=TejanoLibre;420126]It is the most perfect piece of music EVER written![/QUOTE]You mean it's better than "Yummy yummy yummy, I've got love in my tummy?"
The Indy 500.
Not just a race but a game for the players that be.
Cover in most clubs.
$50. 00. $180. 00 pesos! Absurd!
Chica Drinks. $110. 00. $530. 00! Stupid Money
Take Out Fee. $300. 00 pesos to $700. 00 DOLLARS!
My question :
Is it not better to use an Indy 500 to avoid the high over-head and rush the fuss?
Fuck the clubs and keep a Harem!
Yes, you will have to invest some time and money to develope your Harem which may take years; or you can READ this fucking board and follow our leads!
The Few, The Proud ,The Mongers!
Would you rather shit out $1200. 00 plus on Bullshit drinks or just pay for a front row seat at the Indy 500 Peso Race?
I'll take a $500 Peso Indy all night long !
Fuck the Clubs !
Catto's is now the best deal and that's NOT saying much !
TL.
Always at your side!
I just returned from my 4th visit to the fucking Personal cell phone company and I still don't have a phone!
The 15 pm's that came in today are much appreciated and all your requests shall be taken care of but for now the only way to call me is to call me at home.
4 381 2145 Anytime!
Also It may take a day or 2 to respond to pm's since my laptop was removed also.
Thanks Boys!
TL.
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You may also call during the day as I avoid the daytime like the plague !
Too hot to fuck ! Almost !
Tomorrow and Tuesday are National Holidays so the bars and clubs should be Packed tonight!
It's Carnaval. Mardi Gras. Fat Tuesday!
Hooker Fest or Empty Nest?
Girls that can took a 4 day weekend although MOST club girls MUST punch a clock a certain number of days per week.
The bars actually keep track of how many times each girl leaves the club so something MUST be going on with kick-backs to the owners.
Anyway, it's early but if anybody wants to hit the scene just give me a call after 8:45.
TL.
4 381 2145.
156 116 4254
So I answer one of my 15 pm's and e-mails per day from guys that are going to be in BA for 23 hours and want a ten for an 8!
It's fucking Sunday night without much reason to venture into our lives of diversion!
So this new friend of "ours" ask me to take him to a certain bar and against ALL my reservations he picks out a fucking Dominican Liar!
She says " Sure, up my black ass all night long 500p, no prob."
She is NOT one of my Chicas and I do not fuck Doms!
Buyer Be ware |
So I cut the deal for this fucking NEOPHYTE and send them on their biblical way at 4:30 fucking am!
My phone rings and the NEOPHYTE is telling me that the girl is only sucking his Johnson for 2 minutes, wants to slip on the lover's cover and get it over!
He hands TL the phone and expects me to teach the girl how to suck a dick!
4:30 am my boys!
I'm laughing; but I'm fucking tired too!
I tell her that he will call security at a 5 star hotel if she does not suck his dick like her mother would!
Bad Idea!
He called security and tossed her fucking Dominican ass on the street in front of the Hyatt!
Called me back again!
WWTLD?
What Would T L Do?
Turn off my phone?
No!
I talked that girl through a proper Blow Job!
Anyway, the moral to the story is that I can lead the Horse to the Franklins but I can't make the **** make the best of them!
I can save you money but you better follow my lead and keep your pecker and powder dry till the time comes to unload!
TL
Eh, you need a secretary to screen your calls, LOL.
Hey TL,
You've described a phenomenon that I've witnessed hundreds of times, and it is the reason why I eventually quit accompanying guys to clubs, introducing them to chicas and otherwise making recommendations.
I call this the "Neophytes in Toyland" syndrome, or "NIT" for short.
Simply stated, Neophytes are going to select the chica that most closely matches their fantasy visual composite of the perfect chica, to the exclusion of any advice to the contrary.
Typically...
I'll introduce them to a chick who I know has a good attitude. They'll ignore her.
I'll remind them that attitude is 90% of the score. My advice will fall on deaf ears.
I'll try to negotiate a clear understanding between him and the chica he eventually selects, but that will fall apart once they've left.
Case in point: I remember one night in Madahos I was with a guy who told me he liked short blonds with big tits. I introduced him to a chica who was blond. 5"-2", with a respectable rack, and who I knew has a generally good disposition. He spoke with her for perhaps 2 minutes and sent her on her way, later telling me "I'm looking for a girl that's about 5'-4" tall, and that girl was only about 5'-2" tall". He ended up going with a slightly taller blond chick who I knew was a real "pay first, minimum performance clock watcher". Sure enough, the next day he's telling me the usual story about how back at his hotel there was an argument with the chica about the previously agreed price, that she subsequently gave him an anemic CBJ, and that she effectively got him off and left as quickly as possible.
The fact is that you can't stop most guys from making the worst choices, so I no longer try.
Thanks,
Jax
[QUOTE=Jackson; 421103]The fact is that you can't most guys from making the worst choices, so I no longer try.
Thanks,
Jax[/QUOTE]I agree completely. I stopped trying years ago.
Wrong number ! Lost in translation !
Hey Boys, I have some of "our" friends in town and would like to see if anybody else wants to meet up tonight and have a drink and chase some "easy" to catch girls?
If so then please call me at one of these numbers :
4 381 2145.
156 116 4254.
Thanks,
TL.
Please don't leave a message on my cell phone because I can't retrieve them.
[QUOTE=TejanoLibre; 421185]Hey Boys, I have some of "our" friends in town and would like to see if anybody else wants to meet up tonight and have a drink and chase some "easy" to catch girls?
If so then please call me at one of these numbers :
4 381 2145.
156 116 4254.
Thanks,
TL.
Please don't leave a message on my cell phone because I can't retrieve them.[/QUOTE]Tonight is out!
I'm beat to shit tired!
However, tomorrow night we are going to Newport and then to Hippo if anybody wants to join the group.
Call me and we will meet at Newport before we head over to Hippo around 1am.
Maybe Newport at 12:30.
Thanks,
TL
Did I receive an Ethical Bypass at birth or does my Moral Compass malfunction on occasion?
I wonder at times.
What's good for me should be good for you!
Feels good, real good!
Feed the poor, house the homeless, fuck the hookers, etc, etc. ; it's all the same is it not?
If I was feeling ANY better it would be a sin!
Damn the torpedoes!
Old soldiers never die they just fade away!
I'd rather burn-out than fade away!
Both ends burning!
There must be more to life than having sex every day with someone who's name you forget 5 minutes after being introduced!
Hold everything!
Stop the presses!
I guess I sort of lost it there for a moment and became human after all!
TL
[QUOTE=TejanoLibre; 421272]Did I receive an Ethical Bypass at birth or does my Moral Compass malfunction on occasion?
I wonder at times.
I guess I sort of lost it there for a moment and became human after all!
TL[/QUOTE]TL: I was in Hook last night and went to the back to have a drink with my favorite Dominicana.
And I tripped over something and almost landed on the floor.
What the hell is that? God! It looks like somebody's mind!
We called the waiter and he agreed, yeah, looks like somebody's mind.
We asked Carola if anybody had lost a mind and she said not that she was aware of.
At any rate, we wrapped it up in a few pages of the Clarin and it's sitting behind the bar.
Waiting for someone to claim it.
After reading your post I think it may well be yours. Relax, it's safe with Carola.
-RB
Money is only something that you need in case you don't die tomorrow!
TL
Money is something one works all the life for, discovering later than one either has too much or too little. Never, never ever, just enough. In either case, the result is not gratifying. Alas, there is no clear alternative to this pursuit. Not to me at least. Suggestions welcome.
American lifestyle has been described as buying things that you don't need, with money that you don't have, to impressed people that you don't like. With new models and styles coming into the market every day, our rooms and garages are full of past excessive behavior. Everytime you start the car, and go out for 2 hours, what is the minimum you will spent? You don't even spent one second justifying your trip. Not quite the same as the days when you saddle your horse, and ride out to the creek, take a swim and nap a little. You forgot your credit cards? No problem.
Ah, seduction, that's what I call it. But others say angrily, it's freedom of choice.
Hello, Lasik, please.
Check your in-box.
I need a reply.
Thanks,
TL
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bremelanotide[/url]
Check this out boys!
Viagra times 100!
You catch a Woodie and a Tan at the same time!
TL
They use this to increase desire, it doesn't work like the other boner pills. It is being tested now with time-released pullets place under the skin. The under the skin admin minimizes the dangerous spikes in blood pressure.
Interesting note: increases sexual desire in women.
This stuff plays with brain chemistry to make you want more sex. It doesn't increase blood flow to the dick to put extra lead in the pencil. IN my late 50's I can use extra lead in the pencil rather than to be induced to be more horny in my head.
[QUOTE=Miami Bob; 421467]They use this to increase desire, it doesn't work like the other boner pills. It is being tested now with time-released pullets place under the skin. The under the skin admin minimizes the dangerous spikes in blood pressure.
Interesting note: increases sexual desire in women.
This stuff plays with brain chemistry to make you want more sex. It doesn't increase blood flow to the dick to put extra lead in the pencil. IN my late 50's I can use extra lead in the pencil rather than to be induced to be more horny in my head.[/QUOTE]The Doctor that told me about it says it is the most intense orgasm he has ever felt in his life and he is 63 years old! Looks 53!
I will never inject and the last thing I need is wood but I would like a sun-less tan!
Let's talk about this subject!
I think you can mail order it from GB!
TL.
PS- Unfortunately you must administer it about 6 hours before play time!
TL
An attorney for Strauss-Kahn adamantly denied Monday that his client had broken any law."He firmly declares that he is not guilty of these acts and of never having the least inkling that the women he met could have been prostitutes," Richard Malka, a lawyer for Strauss-Kahn, told Agence France Press.
Another lawyer for Strauss-Kahn had earlier acknowledged that Strauss-Kahn had participated in the sex parties, but said his client could not have known the women were prostitutes.
"I defy you to tell the difference between a nude prostitute and a nude classy woman," DSK lawyer Henri Leclerk said in a statement in December."Because as you can imagine, at these kinds of parties you're not always dressed."
Can you boys tell the difference between a prostitute and a nude, classy woman?
I defy you!
What a bunch of hillarious horse-shit!
Good attorney?
NOT!
And I always thought that they were attracted to my new hair cut or cowboy boots!
Ha!
In case you have forgotten, he was the head of the International Monetary Fund untill he raped the maid in a 5 star hotel in NY!
It's good to be the King but you better pay-off the security guards REAL well!
TL
P.S - How could you tell if she was a Pro :
1.) She has a mattress strapped to her back .
2.) She wears a change dispenser around her waist .
3.) To her Ben Franklin is the sexiest man in the world .
4.) She has 2 cell phones tucked under her bra .
5.) She keeps screaming " Dame tu leche !"
That's a true giveaway in I.M.H.O !
No, he was charged with rape, but the case was dropped after prosecutors lost faith in her credibility.
It doesn't make much sense a guy in his position, and who likely has much better options, would create such a mess for himself by forcing himself on a hotel maid. It just doesn't compute.
The guy does like women though, which is perfectly normal.
The charge he's facing in France is for procuring prostitutes for other people, I believe high-end escorts for his businessmen buddies, including sex parties and orgies. Like prostitution itself, this is a victimless 'crime' and shouldn't be illegal (aside from forced activity).
I kind of feel sorry for the guy. If you want to enjoy this lifestyle it's much better to be a rich nobody than a rich somebody.
[QUOTE=Esten; 421534]No, he was charged with rape, but the case was dropped after prosecutors lost faith in her credibility.
It doesn't make much sense a guy in his position, and who likely has much better options, would create such a mess for himself by forcing himself on a hotel maid. It just doesn't compute.
The guy does like women though, which is perfectly normal.
The charge he's facing in France is for procuring prostitutes for other people, I believe high-end escorts for his businessmen buddies, including sex parties and orgies. Like prostitution itself, this is a victimless 'crime' and shouldn't be illegal (aside from forced activity).
I kind of feel sorry for the guy. If you want to enjoy this lifestyle it's much better to be a rich nobody than a rich somebody.[/QUOTE]Procuring prostitutes for friends?
I would not know anything about that!
When you coming home big boy?
TL
P.S - The rape charges fell apart like a house of cards after the fucking maid was interviewed ! Maybe he grabbed a tit or a handful of AA Ass but the Dude was a SUPER Heavey Weight in the money machine !
Shit !
$640 Milion Dollar Jack Pot!
That's a lot of Jack and a lot of Pot Boys !.
Holy Shit Batman!
$3 , 5 Billion Pesos!
I will buy the Circulo Militar ( the Palacio Paz ) !
That's the Palace on Santa Fe in front of the Plaza San Martin where the National Weapons Museum is .
63 servants for 9 family members at one time !
Maybe 200,000 square feet ?
I can't even guess !
Make a hell of a Privado !
TL's BUTT HUTT!
What a way to go!
TL.
Might have a few pesos left over to buy a plot in the Recoleta Cemetary!
TL
HOLY SHIT BATMAN!
[url]http://news.yahoo.com/angry-ex-girlfriend-goes-ballistic-rips-off-man-192805232.html[/url]
I can't believe the wording in this article!
TL
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Is it just me when I feel like I am walking around inside of an ashtray when I am walking around in BA?
Everybody smoking and leaving a trail full of stench that even this windy city can't blow away!
Every Chica that we meet seems to be a chain smoker at times!
Every hot girl you see has a cig hanging out of her mouth!
I Just walked for 5 hours around BA with 3 "Friends of Ours" doing a Walking Tour and the smoke is endless!
I just don't see how the ex-smokers and non-smokers can deal with it!
And I smoke about 2 cigs a day and it KILLS me!
It's time to quit.
BA has outlawed smoking in bars, restos, public buildings and next will be at the outdoor restos.
The problem is that the places that we frequent allow smoking!
Such is life in a corrupt country!
TL
I feel the same way TL.
You know what they say,"the only thing worse than a smoker is someone who quit smoking" LOL I know as I quit smoking in 2003. Now I find the smell sickening and always try to avoid it, ask for a non-smoking room, eat inside if they allow smoking outside etc.
If smoking is prohibited in bars, restos and public buildings becasue of obvious reasons, IMHO it should also be prohibited on the streets.
This is really funny!
Miami Bob, do you think he has a case?
[url]http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/man-sues-bmw-alleging-motorcycle-seat-gave-him-010902532.html[/url]
TL
And I thought 12 hours was bad enough !
The other day we were talking with a friend of "Ours" that had picked up a nasty disease in Colombia!
He had to withdraw from the mongering scene for 1 month.
What he bought was curable.
Now, if he had bought an incurable problem do you think it is his DUTY to hang up his mongering cleats?
What would you do?
TL
[QUOTE=TejanoLibre; 422790]The other day we were talking with a friend of "Ours" that had picked up a nasty disease in Colombia!
He had to withdraw from the mongering scene for 1 month.
What he bought was curable.
Now, if he had bought an incurable problem do you think it is his DUTY to hang up his mongering cleats?
What would you do?
TL[/QUOTE]Definitely quit the scene or inform the other person if a condom stops the passing of the disease. Can't a person be charged if they knowingly have sex and don't disclose the fact they have a disease? I seem to remember reading that a guy was charged for screwing some women when he had aids and a hooker was charged in another incident.
[B]Question[/B] - what would you do if you caught the disease and found out he probably passed it to the chica you got it from?
The Ten Commandments :
Whoever came up with those little guidelines to live by did not give us much slack did he?
I mean today I looked out my window and saw my neighbor pulling into his mansion in his Ferrari with his wife and daughter and I said;
"Goddamn that's a nice car and man I'd sure love to bend over his wife and daughter."
I just broke 3 out of 10 including the "Big One!"
I know without a doubt that EVERY male on this board breaks one of the Cardinal Sins everyday or every 5 minutes!
So I guess we are all going to be together in Monger's Hell.
Monger's Hell :
Probably a place full of high priced and poor providing Argentines and Dominicans! Not a Paraguayan in sight!
The Monger's Ten Commandments :
What could they be?
Going to need a little help boys!
1.) Thou Shalt Never Pay Upfront!
2.) Thou Shalt Never Send Money From Abroad!
3.) Thou Shalt Never Fall in Love!
4.) Thou Shalt Never Believe It's Your Baby!
Chime in Boys!
TL.
P. S. I have broken ALL 10 in one way or another!
There is 1 that I'm not sure about exactly. A big one for sure!
Thou shalt not pay AR 850 (PLUS TAXI) for anyone in BA.
[QUOTE=WhiteCat;422892]Thou shalt not pay AR 850 (PLUS TAXI) for anyone in BA.[/QUOTE]It depends on the girl and for how long.
2 hours with ANY of my recommended girls is a great deal.
2 hours!
Not 1.
TL.
I think I know who you are referring to though.
A friend of "Ours" on this board is looking for a 30 day Sperm Bank that can receive his deposits once a day everyday at or about the same time in the early evenings.
He is willing to spend between $150. 00 and $200. 00 pesos MAX per day with a generous propina at the end of the 30 day period.
I have racked my brain and it is a very short list.
He does not want a Privado girl or say that he does not want to go to the Privado every day and hope that she is there and not all fucked out.
You can find a Privado girl that charges $300. 00 and gets half; when she gets off work she can go and see you. That's one choice I guess.
You can find a street girl but her fucking taxi ride to your hotel will cost her 40 p so forget that.
I know 2 girls that really need the money but it's a 2 hour ride, a fifty peso fare and all that trouble for $150. 00 pesos!
They actually hung up the phone on my dime!
Your best bet is to hit a decent Privado during the day and cut a deal with a chica on the side or I can keep trying.
There is one girl that can stay at my place for the month while she fucks you but only if she cleans my house but the fact that only taxis and a few buses will come close to where you are staying is a problem for both of you.
Do some homework and find out about the buses to your hotel.
You have met the girl and you LOVED her so ante up a few dollars more and you may get your W*H*O*R*E!
I have 3 more but it will cost you at least $250. 00 per day MINIMUM and they quit working at 7!
The problem is that I only know quality girls!
I can't send you any of my top recommendations.
I know you don't want a ten but even 6's have to pay the rent.
Thanks,
R
PS - I know where you are coming from Dude !
$200 x 30 days = $6000.00 pesos + $1500.00 Decent Propina = $7500.00 pesos = $1332 dollars to make you hollar !
$44.00 dollars a day ! It would cost you more in lube and videos to do it yourself !
Seriously , the Chica mentality ; or Chica Economics 101 just does not work that way !
They have never heard that one dick in the hand is better than 2 in the bush !
Like a true soldier I will continue to look for you !
Maybe some poor Paraguayan fresh off the fucking Banana Boat !
It can be done but I will need seed money to find this tampon in the haystack !
I.E ; Privado Fees ! Once my endless supply of the low-end runs out !
Bus jacking is a daily occurrence all over the greater Buenos Aires and even within the Capital Federal and not just in Cuidad Evita or La Matanza. Some bus line or other is constantly on strike demanding more security. This month, four bus companies that go to the ¨Ciudad Universitaria¨ (the Buenos Aires university campus) were on strike or only working during daylight hours. Very few of these robberies make it to the news unless someone is killed. 17 policeman have been killed in Buenos Aires only what goes of this year and there were somewhere near ten thousand armed robberies. Some 320 crimes a day are investigated by the police only within the city of Buenos Aires and I have no idea about the Greater Buenos Aires.
Kind of off topic here but I couldn't be bothered to search for the right thread. This week all privados, night clubs and so on have been prohibited in the province of Cordoba and are to close immediately and they are studying quite strict sentences for offenders that will mean jail time and not fines. This is supposed to be an effort to put an end to human trafficking. Prostitution by consenting adults will not be prohibited but if a girl doesn't have her I'd on her she will automatically be taken into custody and considered a victim of trafficking.
The above copied post belongs to Aqualung.
I myself have been a victim of violent crime and I want to go out at night and kill at least one per day to avenge my ex-girlfriend's beating and robbery along with my home invasion!
When we go back to "El Coralito" you better watch your ass day and night Boys!
The fan is about to be turned on and the shit is going to hit it!
You think the hookers are crazy. Stupid now with their asking prices?
Wait a bit!
R.
10 to 1 and you won't get to cum!
There is a Special Clause in my contract that states that my Liver shall be buried separately with honors!
TL